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Another Reason to Drink
That's Cool
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Chocolate, pumpkin, spice, and a beer that quietly turns into “night night juice” if you’re not paying attention. We’re kicking off fall seasonal beer season the way we actually live it: a little food talk, a little chaos, and two Ohio craft beers that taste like completely different versions of autumn.
First up is MadTree Harvest Brown, a brown ale with chocolate plus a full pumpkin-spice lineup. We dig into real tasting notes, not just “yep, it’s fall,” and we’re surprised by how much the chocolate and roasty malt lead the experience while the spices hang back in the background. Then life stuff takes over: long hours, heat exhaustion, and that weekend feeling where you want to get things done but your body says no.
From there we jump into Hell Let Loose Vietnam, a tactical shooter that’s more strategy than run-and-gun, and we talk roles, tutorials, and why the game feels so punishing at first. The conversation turns reflective with 9/11 memories and the eeriness of grounded flights and quiet skies, before we reset with our second pour.
Jackie O Barking Pumpkin brings bigger pumpkin flavor and a higher ABV, and we break down why it shines cold and gets harsher as it warms. We wrap with “this or that” cards, a near-death story, final ratings, and our reasons to drink this week. If you’re into pumpkin beer, brown ale, Ohio breweries, and unfiltered friend talk, hit subscribe, share it with a buddy, and leave a review. What’s your top fall beer right now?
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Welcome Sandwich And Gadgets
SPEAKER_02Welcome to Another Reason to Drink. I'm your host. That was perfectly. It did go. She finally got it right. Anyways, welcome to Another Reason to Drink podcast. I'm your hostess, Bill. Without the mostness. Without the mostness. And this is my sidekick. DR is in the house with all the goodies. Okay. I don't know. I got nothing. He's full of himself today. He ain't got nothing. He ain't got nothing. I got a pillow in the other room. About the only thing I got. I must say though, before the show, we did have a good sandwich that Rick talked about maybe last week. Last week, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we had it, and it had that Gardenia, whatever they call that stuff. Gardenera. Gardenera. It was good. And it was kind of kick. It had a little kick to it. It has a little kick to it, but I mean, for a chuck roast, uh just okay, so it was just to recap. Yeah. It was just a Italian mist last week. Italian uh pulled beef beef, Italian salt. I forgot what they call that. Yeah, I forget now too. But yeah, I mean, but yeah, it was just I sm I mean I smoked the fucking thing for six hours. It was good. But it was very good. He toasted the bread too to come out good to come out of the freezer from three weeks ago and still be that good. It was very juicy. Now, what's that machine you got that toasts the bread and stuff? That's very nice. Oh, that's just my air fur. Yeah, but it's like it's like everything like N in one or something like that, ain't it?
SPEAKER_01Oh is it the ninja or something?
SPEAKER_02It's not the ninja, there's a guy's name. We'll look it up, we'll look it up on the yeah, it's some chef's name. I forget it. It was it's pretty cool. I mean it's the one that I basically got for free. I know, but it you have the buns toasted. Yeah, yeah, dude. It does it all. It does uh it even has a rotisserie thing in there. Oh, so you can put a rotisserie chicken in there, probably make a mess, but yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a mess already. Yeah,
MadTree Harvest Brown First Tastes
SPEAKER_02well, we got we're into the pumpkin season now, and what we've got going on, we got mad tree, which is harvest brown. It's a brown ale with chocolate. Oh, yeah. So I didn't get in pumpkin. I didn't go pumpkin, and I don't think we've done this yet.
SPEAKER_01No, brown ale with chocolate. It says pumpkin and spice, but it says planted and purpose. Yeah, planned and purpose. That's what it says.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, untapped, it just says brown ale with chocolate, pumpkin, cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and all spice. It's got pretty good score 3.74. Well, let's get this thing cracked open. I'm kind of worried about all the spice. I am too. And nutmeg, ginger.
SPEAKER_01I mean, but even with Christmas, Christmas scares me a lot. I smell a little chocolate.
SPEAKER_02It is 6.5 ABUs. I don't know, it's gonna take a second. It is gonna take a second, but it's got a coffee flavor more than anything. Well, that's the chocolate. Yeah, that probably is. Yeah, it's that chocolate and the brown ale with the chocolate. Yeah, but I'm thinking too, I don't know if it's more of a Halloween fall, or is it more of a Christmas thing? No, they got pumpkins and stuff. I I know, I know. I get what they're trying to go for, but I'm just flavor-wise, like I'm gonna give it a minute. Yeah, see where it goes. Yeah, let it wash down all the water that we've been drinking in that sandwich. It's got a nice color to it, that good uh brown nice brown, nice shit brown color. Yeah, comes out later like that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, anyways.
SPEAKER_02It is dark, it's it's a dark beer. Yeah, when yeah, yeah. What what you do this week? Anything? Um, I've worked and worked, yeah. I and worked and worked a little more, and then worked a little more. What we do this weekend, we didn't really do much, did we? Nothing's going on. There ain't nothing going on right now. Like, I'm just buried. Yeah, like I'm literally just trying to even even when you get the weekend off from work.
SPEAKER_00I after you work, I don't wanna.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like I I know this weekend. I oh, well, did get
Work Grind Heat And No Motivation
SPEAKER_02a new game. Oh, yeah. I tried to play that too, dude. It's rough. It is rough, it's rough. I have not killed anybody yet. No, I I I played one game and I killed six people. Really? But it was an hour and a half game. They do take a minute, yes, don't they? Yes, it's a rough game. You do have to go through all so we are talking about hell Vietnam the hell something like Hell Let Loose Vietnam. Hell at loose Vietnam. Hell at loose Vietnam. It's very, it's very in-depth, and it's a big computer game that finally came to council. Oh, is that what the deal is? Yeah, yeah. Hell at loose were all computer games. And then they finally brought it to console. This one actually made they made it to where you can cross format on everything. The last one that was the first time was on console, yeah, it wasn't cross-format. Yeah, this will go Xbox, yeah. It'll go everywhere. Yeah, so but it's a very, very rough game. I got a buddy at work that told me he goes, Hey, let me know if you guys get on this weekend, I'll show you how to fucking play it. Oh, okay, because it is hard. He yeah, I went in as you do have to go through every tutorial to be able to
Hell Let Loose Vietnam Learning Curve
SPEAKER_02do things. Oh, I only went through the first one. I went through two of them. Oh, okay. And so I think I got about 17 more. Yeah, yeah, that's why you it they get boring. But I I went in as a uh tank commander. How the fuck did you get a tank commander? I don't know how I got it, but I picked it, and and then everybody's like, but I don't like it because you just sit in the command spot and you're just pointing things out and you get goods dropped and stuff like that. But right, like there's it's a whole role. It's a whole role, like like there's supply drop guys. Yep, like you just all you do is take supplies. I I I was talking to him earlier this week, and I was like, I told him I got it, and he was like, I was like, like I kind of want to do the sniper recon type thing, yeah. And he was like, I'll tell you right now, recon is boring as fuck. Oh. But it might be right up our alley, yeah. You know, because he's only 28, so he he's all I'm not wanting to run around. I run and run and run. Recon, that's all you do, but you recon the other places that are locked. So you're running up there, checking it out, checking it out, and then marking things, and so that way if you're actually winning, yeah, your guys are already there because of that recon guy. Yeah, you know what I mean? So it I don't know. It's a lot. He says it's a complete strategy game. Yeah, you have to play your role. Yeah, you gotta play your role. You're a rifleman, you just go out there and die. I hear people get in the tank, get in the tank, they message you, right? Right. And I haven't figured out a whole proxy talking and everything, but I'm like, quit moving the tank. I don't know how to get to the tank. You guys are rolling all over the place, you know. Yeah, it's it's a rough game. It is, anyhow. I I played that that this weekend a little bit too, and I got it. So you did get it. Yeah, I did get it. So we're gonna. I think uh my brother and Greg got it got it, and you can get a six-man crew, so uh it's uh we can get a shit ton of people in there and be like Jason the creeper keeper. Come on, buddy. It's $40 right now, $39.99 forty dollars. Yep. But anyway. You'll be all right. Keep her busy. But the other than that, I did the same thing. I caught up on the yard, stuff like that around the house. I mean, I so I've been working a lot of hours, yeah, like a shit ton. And I really wanted to, you know, because then the house starts falling behind, and it does, it does, because I really wanted to work on that this weekend, but I I just I had no motivation, dude. You had to probably recover. Yeah, it was just like, oh fuck. Plus the heat. The heat dude, the heat this week was brutal, brutal, brutal, brutal. It was. I I and I feel for your guys, yeah at your work. I mean, it's they're out and it, yeah, yeah. So I mean, so am I, but yeah, it was oh we we have some storms coming through. So if it goes out, it might be a weird show. It's because we went to bed, yeah. And then yeah, next week we will we'll be missing next week because I gotta go out of town for a little mini vacation, and then we'll be back the week after, though. But yeah, just make sure everybody has a good Labor Day week. And and yep, yeah. That's the pretty much where they said the end of summer, pretty much. End of summer. I ain't gonna lie, it's been flying by. It went quick, yes, quick, quick, yes, like football NFL starting next week. Oh, it's this week. Oh, Wednesday, and then Wednesday next. I thought it was Sunday, Sunday's not the first. No, next Monday after Labor Day. All right, I for some reason I thought it was Sunday. Okay, 9-9. All right, yeah, and then they said 9-11's coming up and it's the 25-year anniversary. Alrighty, yeah. And did you know they said just a fun fact on this that they said I forgot how many, like a hundred million people currently weren't exposed to it when it first happened, you're don't remember it or something because they're 25 and yeah, yeah, because we breed like rabbits, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's like
9/11 Memories And The Quiet Skies
SPEAKER_02there's it's all crazy. Yeah, I mean they weren't here. Where were you? I remember where I was. Oh, I know exactly where I was. Yeah, I was at work at work. I was I'm at right now. Yeah, yeah, and then I left her for 10 years and came back. And came back. Oh you would have oh, I'd have 35 years right now. 35 years at your work. Well, I started there in '96. Wow. Wow. So I was fresh out of high school. Yeah. Yeah. I was two years out of high school. Yeah. And when I started up there, and then I left for 10 years. So I'd be at fucking it's 26. So it'd be 26 years. You'd be retired. Almost. Yeah. I know it's sad to say. It sucks, dude. Yeah, but time goes by fast, and it's it's literally it's it's 36, yeah, 30 years. 30 years. It and it literally goes so fast. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01I mean, it's quick. But, anyways, they got that.
SPEAKER_02That's a fun fact.
SPEAKER_01The 9-11 thing coming up, you know.
SPEAKER_02And then uh I remember I was on second shift, and my brother called me. He was like, What are you doing? I was like, Oh, just waking up, you know, getting a shower, getting ready to go to work. He was like, Yeah, you might want to turn on TV and turn on TV. I was like, Holy fuck, yeah, what's going on?
SPEAKER_01I was at work and they turned everybody turned the TVs on, and everybody was getting on the computers, checking it out, radios. Yeah, it was cool. All the craziness that was going on that day. It wasn't cool.
SPEAKER_02No, but I don't think it's cool, Bill. No, I don't know why you would say that.
SPEAKER_01It was cool. It was cool to see how it was exploded.
SPEAKER_02How airplane just went in there. It's not cool. No, I don't mean it like that. It's not that cool, dude.
SPEAKER_00No, and that no, it's not that cool.
SPEAKER_02I mean, it's just cool how the it reacted and everybody was able to like you could get on everywhere, it was everywhere, yeah, yeah. And yeah, yeah. Across the world, across yeah, but it was on everything, it was on TVs, radio, everything. And then they shut down every aircraft. Yeah, yeah. That was Erie. Yes, that was eerie. Did you know I flew right after that? I had a fly, I was going to Massachusetts. Were you in the service? No, I was going for work. Oh, and I had to go up to Massachusetts and I flew. And when I was going through the airport, they had the military in there, they had dogs everywhere and stuff like that, but it was eerie. It wasn't like the hustle and bustle was real quiet and people didn't like really talk or anything. It was just like almost like a library feel with us being closer to it in Ohio. Yeah. Like I dude, there was no planes for two, three days. Oh, yeah, it was a couple days. You know what I mean? Like, there was no planes in the skies everywhere. It was so quiet, right? It was cool.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02It wasn't cool. I don't know if it's cool as the right word. I'm not saying it was cool. No, but what I no, they they actually it was uh it was eerie. It was eerie. It was eerie, but I was in the Carolinas. But you're right. It was like the the sky just like, what the hell? Yeah, like there was nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Except for maybe a jet here and there that barely wanted to be able to do it. Especially up here because we have the military base. Yeah, where I was, you didn't hear nothing. It was like it was just like what you don't realize how often the airplanes in the background make noise that you don't even realize. You get used to it, yeah. You don't you don't attach it, but yeah, them two days, you're like you're on looking up like we're in nothing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, this is cool.
SPEAKER_02Just kidding. Just kidding. Just gonna say it again. I don't know if it was that cool. No, we're gonna get a lot of feedback, and maybe this is not gonna be our biggest show. Yeah, all the haters. I'm just joking.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, this is cool. Uh yeah. Anyways, yeah, what's not cool is that we have to work.
SPEAKER_02No, actually, yeah, dude. I I actually like this beer. I do too. The more you drink it a little bit better, I like this beer. Yeah, I will I'm just gonna rate it right now. We're just gonna go ahead and do it. Wait, what do you think? Do you get a good chocolate flavor? I get a good chocolate flavor. I don't get the nutmeg. I don't get the dry, I don't get the dryness from nutmeg. I'm not like we normally do. You get a little something, you're getting a little, I wouldn't say pumpkin, you're getting something there. Yeah, I don't really get the maybe it's just the combination of it all. Ginger ginger, spice all mixed together. I get chocolate and I get the brown owl. Them two are distinct, but you get something. Yeah, I want to say it's the combination of the pumpkin, cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger. And allspice. And allspice. Yeah. But not one stands out. So what is allspice? It's every spice. Is it just all spices? It's the cool spice. It's it's all cool spices. It's the cool spices. Like they just grabbed a little bit of ashes. Oh cool.
SPEAKER_00No, now you get nasty.
SPEAKER_02It's all spice. Little 9-11 ashes. No, it's all spice. That's bad.
SPEAKER_00Well what do you mean?
SPEAKER_02You're gonna be the one. You're the one who's gonna get the haters.
SPEAKER_00You're the one who said it was cool.
SPEAKER_02No, I said aspects of different things were cool. All spice originally, not a blend of spice. Yeah, it's just all spice. It's a sp- yeah, it's a spice, it's just a spice. It's just a name.
SPEAKER_01It's an English seller who named it Allspice in the 17th century because the aroma and taste combine several warm spices. That's it. Yeah, but it's only really one spice.
SPEAKER_02It's one spice, but it's all spice. So it has nothing to do with dead people or ashes. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. In the 17th century. Who knows? Bring out your dead. Yeah. Bring out your dead. All spice. All spice. Bring out your dead. It's not good. It's so cool. It's so cool. Anyways, what do you think of this cool beer? A little black plague. Would you, Jason Keeper Creeper? I would absolutely. I would probably keep this. I would keep this. Yeah. I like it. And actually, it was only a six pack. $10.99 for a six-pack? It's it's unique. Yeah, it's good. And it's not really sweet. It's our first time having it on this show. I don't know if it was first time, first season of it. No, but what's with this maverick? It says maverick on the side. It's got like a gold. See that silver, I mean? It's got like a silver. Oh, oh. Made with maverick. What's that bottom? Coco. Cocoa. So it's maverick as a chocolate?
SPEAKER_01Chocolate brand.
SPEAKER_02But it's out of Cincinnati. Oh. Rooted in Cincinnati. Yep. So I don't know what Maverick. Maybe Maverick chocolate. They're real close to Kentucky. Yeah, it could be Cinco.
SPEAKER_00It could be a Kentucky thing.
SPEAKER_01See, it even says on the back where fall traditions begin. You know? Taste the heart.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I think it's pretty good. So we Jason Keeper Creeper. And I would I personally think it would be a princess thing. You gotta like brown ales. You gotta like brown eyes. Yeah. That's cool. All right. No, I yeah, yeah, you would. You would have to like a brown ale. Yeah. And then the chocolate makes it a little bit richer. It does. It brings out that brown. Yes. Yep. So it's gonna be a little more hard. That's where I get a little nervous because it is a little yeah. I get it. I get it. I say it's borderline to a princess. I'm gonna rate it good though. I wish they would have stepped up the pumpkin a little bit. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Because then that they would have took it over the top. Yes, it would have. Like if you literally would have smashed one pumpkin into it. Yes. You might have. But don't increase the spices. No, don't spices. No, just pumpkin. Yeah. Just bring up the pumpkin, just
Allspice Debate And Rating The Beer
SPEAKER_02a hint. Yeah. You would be on a top seller. Yeah. Which I mean, I mean, I'm sure it's already a pretty top good seller. I would get this at the bar. Oh, absolutely. I want to go there. Yeah. And then have them put a pumpkin pie on top of it. With some whoop cream. Yeah. Yeah. Whoop cream? Yeah, you got a pumpkin pie. Just put a scoop full in it. You know, I always call it whoop cream. I mean whipped cream. Whoop cream. Whoop cream? Whoop cream. Why whoop cream? I don't know. I like saying it. Whoop cream. They say, hey, whipped ass. Yeah, that's amazing. I'm making cream. That's what I'm thinking. Whoop cream. I even do it with my hands. I'm sure all the army guys love that. Yeah. They do. Yeah, it's cool. It's cool. Yeah. Cool. So a lot of times people will be like, Quip. I like to call it Quip. You like to say it's so it's a family guy thing. Some people might get it. Some might get it. Quip.
unknownQuip.
SPEAKER_02He put a C in front of everything. Yeah, yeah, whatever. But anyway. Anyways. Cool Whip. I call it whoop cream. I'm gonna let you rate it. Okay. Let me get a good swallow. Yeah, my swallows are gone. I like the chocolate flavor. I love the chocolate flavor. I do like brown ales, and this is actually a very good brown ale with the chocolate. I'm thinking nine. I'll steal it. No, yeah, I'll go. I'll go with you all day long. I was kind of thinking eight and a half. I was like, no, that's a solid ale. No, it's a solid nine. I would Jason keep a few. I would almost put nine and a half, but I'll I'll stick with you on a nine because we don't have that many brown ales. We don't run into that many of them. Yeah. It's good. And with them doing the harvest type thing, yeah, trying to trying to do a pumpkin. It's a good fall beer. I'll tell you that right now. Like that is a standing over the Dutch oven, over a fire, cooking, drinking that. I could see that all day long. Or even just chilling outside on a fall night. Fall night, having a good beer, a good fire. Outside, where the garage. It's a good beer.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. It is a good beer. Well, we got another one too. We got a Jacko one that we're gonna try.
SPEAKER_02And we all know Jacko makes they make a pumpkin one. Yeah, they may yeah, that we've done before. No, you're thinking you're are you your thing is Sam Adams. Oh, I'm thinking Jack O. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How is it it's because yeah, it's so close. Yeah. But I think they might do one. Uh they do a bunch of them. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So but other than that, I mean, my week pretty simple. Your week pretty simple.
SPEAKER_01Damn. Yeah. Just long. Just yeah. And then here we are. Here we are.
SPEAKER_02We me actually I real quick before we take the break, though, me and Rick did play some golf. We're doing pretty good. As far as we're not doing good overall score-wise, but we're winning. We're winning. That's the key. We're winning. So do you want to just drop me off your money and I'll pay tomorrow? I'll pay it all.
SPEAKER_00Tuesday.
SPEAKER_02I'll pay it all because we're going to lose it
Jackie O Barking Pumpkin Pour
SPEAKER_02all. Anyways, we're going to take a quick break and we'll be right back. See you next week, right? No. Okay, we'll be right back. Right back. Go get a nice cold one.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_02Welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess, the most eight point five. And I got this Jackie O Barkin Pumpkin. This is gonna be a good one. This is uh ale brewed with pumpkin and spice. Let's give it a shot. Do we have to? Oh you're scared? I'm scared. I'm just scared because of the percentage. I smell the pumpkin.
SPEAKER_03That's good.
SPEAKER_02That is good. Damn, that's pretty good. Damn, you don't get no alcohol taste on that one. Oh shit. It's actually got a good flavor, don't it? It has a really good flavor. I think you get pumpkin out of it. I don't know where that guy is. I get pumpkin. I get a lot of spice. You do, but but it's not one spice only. So it's I wish our last one would have added this much pumpkin. Yes. Yes. You know what I mean? Uh what was it? Uh yeah. Oh, the the harvest. Yeah, the mad tree. Mad tree just if they would have added this much pumpkin to their beer, I tell you it would have been freaking a 10. This is pretty good. This is really good. It's made in Athens, Ohio. Yeah, we're doing a Buckeye State beer. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Tonight Sincey and Sincy and this is a real nice cool beer. Cool beer.
SPEAKER_02A real nice cool beer. Cool beer. Cool beer. Everything's cool. Cool with buildings following school. That's not cool, man. It's all cool. It's not cool. All right. So you see where they wait, just go ahead. They take the, I think it's dollar bill and they fold it up and it looks like between towers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's all kinds of weird things about like that.
SPEAKER_01And the whole date with the 9-11 was a thing. Remember? They said something with the date and everything. It meant something. 911, you know, calling an emergency. Like, you know how you call the emergency.
SPEAKER_02I remember hearing all them.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, there's all these things about the number. Think about it. 911, 911, calling the police.
SPEAKER_02Well, I I get that. It's the police. What's that song? Please open up. You don't know. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01That's a 911 song.
SPEAKER_02But what about? I mean, it could have been. It all turns out to 11, though, huh? Yeah. 9 plus 1 plus 1 is 11. Yeah. See wow at all. And there's 11 passengers. No, it was more than 11 passengers. There was 11 terrorists. There's 11 terrorists. Was there 11? I don't know. But you could probably sell that, you know. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Anyways, listen, we should call it a 9-11 show, right?
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_02No. No, it's not. I mean, it's a cool show and everything. Yeah. It's an I don't know. This is a cool prod podcast. Oh, it's only 9-3. No, it's is it 9-3 or 9-4? 9-3. Uh 9-3. Oh.
SPEAKER_00Nine plus three?
SPEAKER_02We should have done a show yesterday. Nine plus two. 11. Oh fuck, you got me. Anyways, we don't do math on the show. No, we do not. Yeah. We don't do a whole anything on the show. One three beer. Zero. Look, this is only my seventh beer. Teent. Because my math ain't that good. 17th? Oh, man. All right.
This Or That Cards Get Weird
SPEAKER_02Okay. Let's go with let's just go straight in the cards. Oh, you want to go on the cards? Yeah, that's where we can get us done now. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Bam. What are we doing? We are doing. I actually picked two of the nasty ones out. Oh, hell yeah. I gotta get we got some of the this or that. This or that. Ricky's bad choices. Or this or that. I can't wait. I know. That writing is so small on us. Okay. You want to do the bad ones first? You go. You do you, boo. Okay. Woo hoo. Okay. We'll do this or that. Oh, wait. Yes. Only okay. Only caviar for breakfast for the rest of your life, or only jelly-filled donuts for dinner for the rest of your life. Oh, I yeah. I like jelly donuts, but I couldn't do jelly donuts for just I've never had caviar. It's like fish eggs. It's like fish egg. I know what it is, but I've never had it, and I don't know if I would like it. Enough to eat it every day. Every fucking day. Well, they say like eat like a king and then you eat like a queen. So I would probably do that. I love jelly donuts. So I love donuts. So you seen this? I like donuts. Yeah, but yeah. But you can eat, you can eat a heavy good steak for lunch, you know. Yeah, but what if I don't like caviar? I mean, I guess I'd just swallow them. They're just fucking eggs. They're like a puddle.
SPEAKER_01Well, here's the thing. You either skip breakfast or you've eaten caviar. No, you jelly donuts for dinner. So the thing is, is you either you get sick of eating jelly donuts for dinner, you just skip dinner.
SPEAKER_02Eventually you're getting sick of either of them. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_02I could get a jelly donut down.
SPEAKER_00All right.
SPEAKER_02Okay, yeah, I can get a jelly donut down. I barely. You're skip, you're skipping a meal. You will never eat there again. I probably wouldn't. You know how thin you would be? Like caviar, though. Hey, you know how thin you would be? Oh, yeah. I guess you can put the caviar. Because they're just little eggs, right? They're just fish eggs. Yeah. But it doesn't say oh, it says only caviar eggs. But then what if I have the giant muskie in my belly? It says only or only what are caviar eggs from? What fish? Oh, I don't know. That's a good Google. Like, what are caviar eggs from? Yeah. Is it salmon? So you're just eating salmon babies.
SPEAKER_01No, I don't think it's salmon. Or from what fish? Go down.
SPEAKER_02It says Shrugon family of fish. Uhso, hussle. Sturgeon. So it's a sturgeon. So look at it. Would you eat that? No.
SPEAKER_00I don't think I'm going jelly donut.
SPEAKER_02So a picture of a jelly donut. A jelly donut for me. And I'm guessing they're really fishy. Yeah. Salty, maybe.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02It'd be like well, only because of it. No. You need to eat more pineapple. I mean, I would try it, but not for six. Yeah. Beer wench is saying if I buy it. I want that one right there. The 1300? No, this is 6,000. Six grand. So beer wench is like I could buy it. You guys eat it on it. I can go to the fucking Heinens and get you the same thing for $37. And I'm not trying them.
SPEAKER_01I'm not eating them.
SPEAKER_02I have a feeling they're going to be really fishy. Yeah, I can't do that. Yeah. Jelly Dummy straight out the old lady. I don't want them eggs either. No, don't buy it. Don't waste your money, beer wench. Because you'll be the one eating them. Yeah, don't do it. First timers. Best caviar for first timers. Oyster.
SPEAKER_01Wait, the choice is the first because they offer smooth, buttery, and nutty flavor profile with the overpower.
SPEAKER_02See, they got an overpowering fish taste. Yeah, but then again, it like the smooth, uh, nutty rich. That's a mushroom. It's a fucking mushroom with fish flavor. Perfect. Yeah. 36 bucks? Hell yeah. Buy seven of them. The one looks like cat food. I'm not eating that. They are cat food. I'm not eating that. Uh you can't tell me a cat would fucking love that. That is cat food. Yeah. You want to try it? No. No. No. No. I'm not trying. I'm not trying. Okay. Next question. Jelly donut for the rest.
SPEAKER_01Okay. You can hear colors or you can taste colors. Ooh. Ooh.
SPEAKER_02Ooh. I would taste them. Yeah, I was thinking taste. I would taste the taste. Taste the rainbow. Fuck you. You ever seen them commercial? Yeah. Skittles? Oh. They're nasty where they got the colours. Oh, they're gross. Yeah. I would taste the cards. I would taste. Yeah. I'm all that. Yeah. Season tickets to your favorite sports team, but they will lose every game you attend. Oh, what's new on the board?
SPEAKER_01It's fucking the birds. That is so funny. Because that one season I bought every ticket.
SPEAKER_02I went and chewed a bunch of games. Goburr! We lived this one. They wrote this card for us. I would make my team the Steelers just so they would never win again. You know what I mean? Gobergones! Or you can never watch your favorite sports team, but they always win. Would you sacrifice? Oh, wait a minute. Yeah. Wait a minute. You know, wait a minute. No, that's what it said. It says season tickets to your sports team, your favorite sports team, but they never win a game. Okay. Or they win every game, but you you can't watch them. You never watch them. You know, I'm such a not die hard Browns fan. I would let them win. I want to see the Browns but not and not see them. Yeah. Like if I have to sit there and watch SpongeBob while they're fucking winning. Yeah. Just to watch the Cleveland fans fucking go insane. Yeah. I would do that. I would do that. You would sacrifice the season. I would sacrifice. Not. You know what? I would mow my lawn. Halfway fucking through the season, I start mowing my lawn on Sundays and everything else. Because they lose. Because they lose.
SPEAKER_00Exactly.
SPEAKER_02But I would let them keep winning and mow my lawn. So do you want to try it this year? It's just see it. Hey. Now listen to it. So I didn't have a headphone.
SPEAKER_00Now listen to it.
SPEAKER_02Let me ask you this. Do you want to try this experiment? You not, you don't watch the first game. Well, I go over to I go over to your relative's house too much. And yeah, it's companion in the kitchen. I'll stand in the kitchen with the women and unzip. You don't want to try it? No. Okay. I don't. Not yet. Okay. Your best friend. Talk to me in two weeks. Okay. Brett, your best friend turns out to be a spy for a hostile form power, or your best friend turns out to be a bank robber in hiding. Okay, which one? Which one? What do I gotta do? Nothing. You gotta pick as he uh or she a hostile form power, a spy? I I'm I'm good on both of them. Like I think what do you need? You know what I'm thinking? Like, what do you need? You know what I'm thinking? Be a bank robber. You know why? They got money somewhere. Ugh. But they got money somewhere if they're a spy, too. Maybe, maybe not. No, they got money if they're a spy. Yeah, they're they're fucking jetting and they got hookups. Yeah, they do to fucking sports games. Nebraska. No, they give you a passport that you're somebody else and you're out. Sean Klaw. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, uh, I don't know, dude. That's a rough one. Yeah. Because I'm thinking I think a spy would be more fun. I'm the type of guy that I'm the type of guy. I'm the type of guy that, hey, don't ask no questions, just bring a shovel. I'm like, okay. Like, you know what I mean? So either one could go either either way. You know what I mean? Like, I like, all right. You're my best buddy, dude. Like, fucking. If we're going down, we're going down. Yeah. Whatever. You're going down. You're going down, fuckers. Okay. Here's the nasty ones. When we're bearing. What was your
Near Death Story Final Ratings
SPEAKER_02worst near-death experience? Oh. This one makes you think, huh? Actually, no. You're quick on it. Yeah. I got two, but I'll take this one. Okay. I got two. So I used to walk to work down in Twinsburg. Okay. You know exactly where I'm talking about. Yep. Uh, go down the hill, and that's 91 right there. Then you start going back up the hill. Yeah. There was, uh, what was that bar? There's a uh uh shopping complex right there. Like giant eagle and shit, I think, right there. Yeah. A car stopped for me to walk. A van. Let me point that out. A van stopped for me to walk across that road. Oh. And so I kind of started hoofing it. Yeah. And fucking a minivan went flying by. Like I touched his windows. Oh my. Like I almost got hit. Like I thought, like, if I would have took, if it would have been three seconds earlier, I'd have been fucking across the road. Yeah. And like he even stopped. Like the minivan stopped. And I was just like, Yep, I'm good. Like, like I like I touched his windows as he was going by. It was you think if you would have been walking normal, he would you would have been more distance from him. No, if I had been walking normal, I I wouldn't have made it. He would have slammed me. You would have. Oh yeah. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Like I just couldn't see. You know what I mean? It was just a weird intersection type, not even an intersection. The person let you go, and they were probably yeah, like they let me go, and so I started going. Yeah. And so I wanted to move a little quicker. Yeah. And the other van was just like, nope, I'm going. Damn. And but they fucking stopped a little bit and I just waved. Yeah. Whatever. But no, I literally I was arms out or arms in. I don't know how you want to say it. Yeah. But like my nose was scraping their window. Damn. I was yeah. That was probably. Did you show yourself? Oh absolutely.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Like that was probably the closest to near death. Near death. Besides that one time.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But whatever. Mine.
SPEAKER_01Trying to think. I got I got a couple. When I was over in the desert and we were coming up on this ambush. No, I shouldn't say these ones. No, I wasn't.
SPEAKER_02I was driving and I hit some ice going across the bridge. I know I told the story. But then I'm going through them woods and I'm thinking I'm dead. Right. You know. But that was probably the third, fourth down. Other than military-related ones. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's yeah. When you're walking, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, when you're walking, you never know. You never know. You never know. You get in a car accident. Final time. Final destination. Yep. Have you ever been offered money for sexual services? No, but I've offered money. You know what? I was. And I didn't understand why that the person that stops little kids from walking across the crosswalker. The crosswalker. Yeah. She wouldn't accept it. I don't understand. Why? I don't know. I think I'm a good looking guy, but back in the day. She was like, no. She goes, No, I'm 13. She's like, no. No, she's a crosswalk attendant. She was 70. 70. Mine, I did get offers the money once. You got offered money? She said, I'll give you 20 bucks, get off of me.
SPEAKER_03I took the 20 bucks.
SPEAKER_02She's like, what's it gonna take you to get off of me? I said 20 bucks. Here you go. I'll give you 40. Get off me now, you motherfucker. I can see that. No, I never did. I can see that. Uh I got, yeah. Anyways, it was pretty cool though. It's all cool. It's all cool. It's all cool. Everything's cool. Everything's cool. What do you think about this barking pumpkin? Oh, fuck. I like it. I like it too. It ain't bad.
SPEAKER_01It's got as you drink more, the pumpkin flavor goes a little bit weaker, and you do get a little bit. You still tell it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You get the alcohol. And you get a little bit of the spice. Yeah. It is pretty good. I would say best when it's cold, cold, right? Yes. I could drink more than one. The alcohol gets more present when it gets warmer. It's warmer. Yeah. And I don't know if it gets warmer if I would be able to finish it. It's rough. Yeah. But I like it. So I ain't gonna say that. I wouldn't say princess just because of the alcohol level and strong. Would I keep it? I potentially might Jason keeper creep this. I would say I don't I wouldn't search for this, but but if I'm like, yeah, eight and a half percent. It is a night night juice. Yeah. Pretty much, because I'm going right to fucking bag here pretty soon. Especially drinking this. Yeah, I I don't know if I'd search it. How much was it? It was it only comes in a four-pack, right? Yeah, it only comes in a four pack. So it's probably like twelve, thirteen bucks. Or fourteen, maybe. Yeah. So yeah, I don't know if I'd search. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like for the case. I would probably Jason keeper creeper, but I get where you're getting at. Yeah. Yeah. I like the can. Yeah. It ain't bad. Yeah. Now think about it. If you dress this a little bit with some cinnamon sugar caramel. You dress, you dress this up with a shot of vanilla vodka. It might make it better. Oh, it fucking what about cinema?
SPEAKER_01Cinnamon.
SPEAKER_02Cinema? Cinnamon cinnamon. Are we watching a movie? Or are we drinking it? Or drink it. When you're watching the cinema. Yeah. Cinnamon. Yeah. I want to say, okay, I'm going to just rate it like I'm. Yeah, what are you going to rate it? I'll give it an eight. Oh, you're going that high? I'll give it an eight. I was thinking about seven and a half. Eight, I could see though. Like, I like I could get it. I was at seven and a half, and I'm like, I like the flavor of it all. The flavor's good. And it's eight and a half percent. I know. If you want a good fucking put your dick in the dirt, yeah, here you go. Yeah. Cause tonight, like right now, where you're getting relaxed a little bit, had a couple beers. We're done. This one. Yeah. This is it. Yeah. This is the one. This is my last one. And I still get pumpkin. Mm-hmm.
unknownAll the way to the end.
SPEAKER_02All the way to the end. Yeah. It's pretty good. I'll go, I'll go seven and a half. I'll stick with seven and a half. But overall, it's pretty good. Anyways, what's your other reason to drink this week? Anything? Hopefully, yeah. Yes. Hopefully a three-day weekend. Yeah. And not a four because you have to work tomorrow. Well, yeah. Okay. So Vietnam game. Vietnam game, figure out. Dude, I got so many reasons to drink. My other reason to drink is I am actually taking a little vacation, so I'm going to enjoy the beach and see two of the things. Yeah. Well, no, you're right. I don't really get into that beach. I'm going to enjoy the bars and the walking areas and stuff like that. Being away with the wife for 10 days. Woo! That that sounds great. That sounds cool. It sounds cool. Cool. No. Anyways. More like how's a plane sound when it crashes into a building? Geez, don't do that. You know what happens? It's cool. You know what happens is I'm sitting there and you're getting ready to take a trip, right? And you know you're going to go on a plane ride, right? All of a sudden, your pop-ups now are on your news pages, your news feeds, or whatever you watch, your feeds, let's just say, whatever platform. All of a sudden you hear about like crashing airplanes and stuff. I'm like, what the fuck? You know, I'm like, I don't need to see this. Yeah. Yeah. You know, plane crashes. It's been 10 years since. Oh no. And why is everybody tan on my plane? Yeah. What's that guy saying? Why is everybody praying? Why is everybody? Why is everybody got a rug out in front of them? That's cool. That's cool. I'm just gonna stand up here by the pilot. Anyways. Why so you can watch where you're running into? I'm gonna make sure they don't get in there. Hey, dude, you're getting a little close. Anyways, where's the air marshal? I'm gonna gotta come knowing him right here.
SPEAKER_00Shit, we're in trouble.
SPEAKER_02We're all going down. He's the one with the gun. Anyways, uh, any less thoughts, buddy? No, I don't drink and drive. And God bless y'all. We'll see you in about two weeks.
SPEAKER_01Thank you for everything. Happy Labor Day.