The Beer Is Great Until The Banana Gets Weird

A fruit sour just earned a straight-up 10, and we were not shy about it. We crack open Cheeky Kiki from Prairie Artisan Ales and get hit with pineapple first, then lime, orange, and a coconut rum vibe that drinks more like a beach cocktail than a face-puckering sour. We talk can art, sweetness vs tartness, and why this sour ale works when so many “fruit sours” go overboard.

Then we take a hard left into real life: posting beer content online without getting flagged, why Instagram feels easier than Facebook, and the little behind-the-scenes stuff that comes with running a beer podcast. From there, the conversation turns into food, and we share a legit Blackstone griddle pizza hack: pre-cook your toppings, crisp the dough, flip it, build it fast, and use a lid to melt the cheese. If you are into Blackstone recipes, griddle cooking, and easy weeknight wins, you will want to steal this one.

After the break, we test DuClaw Sweet Baby Banana, a porter built on the Sweet Baby Jesus base with chocolate, peanut butter, and banana. We wanted dessert beer magic, but what we got is bitterness and a banana note that feels faint and a little chemical, so we rate it accordingly. We also toss in a round of “What Would You Choose” and end with our weekly “another reason to drink,” including work stress and why we still love showing up for this studio time.

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Transcript

Welcome And Cheeky Kiki First Sips

SPEAKER_01 0:31

Welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess with the most is princess, and I'm here with my side host, uh, DR is in the house. How we doing, ladies and germs? Today, it was a beautiful day. It was an absolutely gorgeous day. This cooler weather. Yes. I love it. I love it. I love it. It reminds me of coming of fall. Yes. But we know it's not. Like we haven't even hit August yet. So we know we were going to have some hot spells, but it's a nice break. It's a great time to mow the on and go out and just I don't know. Golf. Yeah, golf. Golf, golf, and golf more. Yes. Hey, tonight we got a good one. This one's kind of a cool name. I ain't gonna lie. Cheeky cheeky. I like that. I don't know how you say that. Paradigm? Parade. Is it a parade? Well, that's the name of the brewery store. Oh, parade, Arsenales, yeah. Cheeky Kiki. Tiki. So are we supposed to? We're not supposed to shake it? I don't know. Wasn't this a sour? This is a fruit. This is considered. Yeah. So it's a sour fruit. And that the funny thing is on the can they got this guy and it says something on his butt cheeks. Becca. Oh, I almost had to bring out my glasses for that one. Becca. It's got hearts, let me get my glasses. Something lime? Climb. I don't know. My arm's not long enough to fucking. Oh, yeah, I got my glasses on. Becca's boys club. Oh no, Beach Boys Club. Beach Boys Club. And it's got two little hearts. And it's got butt crack. I would not want that tattoo on my ass. No. Beach boys club. And it's a dude. Yeah. So look at that. That's cool, ain't it? That's a little different. It's a sour fruit. It's a sour ale with pineapple, lime, orange, and coconut. Coconut rum flavor. Do you taste that? I don't know. I just had some water. So that first sip was a little but it's yeah, I taste a lot of the pineapple. I like pineapple though. It smells like a sour fruit. So now the second drink was a lot better. Oh, I'm I'm liking it. I I have a feeling I'm going to like this a lot, to be honest with you. But let me get a little couple more in. As we talk about. It's a good thing we only bring three here. Now, what is the percentage on this? This is a 5.1. Yeah. Yep. So so it's not it's not a bad. Yeah, it's not a horrible, it's not a 12% one I could go for right now. But actually, it's pretty good. Yeah, that's I like pineapple. I like that flavor. It's it's a very sweet, sour. Yeah. You okay over there? I'm fat. You're getting all your your right shoulder. You need to fix that. Yeah, really?

SPEAKER_00 4:01

Really?

SPEAKER_01 4:02

So you got it, you got a too big of a bra on. Yeah. And it's got shoulder pads.

Posting Beers Online Without Getting Flagged

SPEAKER_01 4:10

I like going to the 80s and got the pads on the shoulders. Anyways, you only can enjoy this if you watched the YouTube video. Yeah. How are we doing on that, anyways? Good. We get a lot of views. Yep. We do good. Always have to unlock us from Facebook, though. That's a pain in the butt. Wait, because we get too. Something of violate something. So I just from now on, the only thing Facebook's gonna have is pictures and stories of us. Yeah, there's no point in putting anything on there. Because I put the beers on there and stuff, like what we drank and that. And next thing I know, I had to remove them. Most of the people are going to Instagram anyhow. Yeah. You know, that's where I know a lot of people at work. They go there. They go there. Yeah. Like, what'd you do this week? I'm like, oh yeah, we just did that. So I will continue that, but not. But yeah, fuck Facebook. No, Facebook has our nice things about, you know, I put a picture. You seen that recent recent picture of where I was actually holding a plate and I said, make the plate look like a duck. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and we're that was a while ago. Oh, no, no. Oh, is it a new one? Just a couple days ago. Oh, I didn't miss that. I missed that one up. Yeah. I missed that one. Yeah. Anyways, you'll have to check it out. Yeah. I don't get on there that often. Lately, I've been just getting on there and looking at uh marketplace. Yeah. Trying to find a book. I love looking at marketplace on there. Dude, I yeah, I I I get

Work Bathroom Rules And Poop Politics

SPEAKER_01 5:40

lost. Yeah. You know what I mean? Hours go by. Yeah. Yeah. I look at it. I'm pooping. Yeah. And then you got the ring on your butt because you sat there too long. We all done it. Yeah. Hey, you ever, yeah, you ever come? I get pissed when I'm happening to go to work and I'm like, oh, I gotta go poop. And then you get the guy that's in the the stall, you know, and he's been there for a minute. Do you have a favorite stall? Well, there's only one in there, but yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. See, I don't have that luxury. Oh, you don't? I'm a peasant. Like I get a hole in the ground. And we gotta we yeah, we gotta we gotta wait. It's off of my office, so okay. No, I don't yeah, I I don't get I don't get gold. Uh oh, you don't have a gold toilet? I don't have the gold toilet and all that. No. No. You don't have the bidet? I'm done with the peasants. And then you go out there. Yeah. I do have my favorite hole. Like it sucks. I hate it when I have to sit. Yeah, well, there's at my work, there's all there's one stall by itself, and that's the one I like. It's so nice, eh? It is. Like, I mean, you know, it's uh there's three stalls, but there's one that it's actually by itself. Yeah. And I'm afraid of what guys do in there on third shift, but whatever. I go in there and spit clean the fucking seat before I sit down, whatever. But then the other one, I like the other one by the wall, but it's a low toilet. Oh, I I wouldn't like it. It's a low toilet, but then the other one's right on the hallway walking, and I like to spread my feet wide, so I don't want my toes getting stopped on. But you got still 100 years. I have a whole fucking like tank. Yeah. Do you not gotta like I can't go to the other one because I can't get no service. I don't I don't get any service. Oh they do that on purpose. And that's and I'm I'm like, well, this is boring, just pooping with no TikTok or like I gotta at least burn up at least 20 minutes of my pooping to kill some time. You know, I mean what no, I mean I'm not killing time. I just want to get paid for pooping. Yeah, like I'm making some money. That old say, yeah, I'm getting making a quarter. So I'm pooping on a company tower.

SPEAKER_00 8:13

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:14

So you don't have when when I get out, I have the little person holding the paper towel after I wash my hands. Oh, you have uh a ser not a servant. What what is that called? Attendant. Yeah, an attendant gives you a chocolate and a mint, yeah, he washes your hands for you, yeah. And makes sure he even he even makes sure my butt's clean before I go out, just sticks a finger up the knuckle. You're clean, sir. Yeah, you're clean, sir. Go ahead. You're clean. Uh-huh. You don't have that? No, I don't have it. I'm sorry. Yeah. It's his neighbor. It's Johnny from Third Shift. I'm usually running in. If anybody's listening to the podcast, I'm usually running in. Third shift's still there. Look at it. Look at it. And he just waits for me. He's like, oh, yep, Rick's on time. Here he comes.

unknown 9:14

No.

SPEAKER_01 9:15

He must have drank a little too much last night. Oh, dude. Yeah. His hand would be covered. I don't know how we got on that side. Yeah, okay.

Blackstone Griddle Pizza Step By Step

SPEAKER_01 9:23

Anyway, hey, what'd you cook this week? Oh, we're going into cooking. Um go from sitting to cooking. Absolutely. So I did a pizza on the blackstone. Okay. And did now did you do like the doto stuff or yes. I did the Pillsbury pizza long square whatever. You just roll it out. Yep. And so it turned out amazing. I I want to say that. It absolutely, if you guys have a black stone, I might try it. Try this. So what I did is you gotta cook it. You pop it out, roll it, put it on the black stone. Uh well, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Let me back up a little bit. Okay. Cook everything beforehand. That's going on top. Oh, that's going on top. That's going on top. So if you're doing pepperoni or mushrooms or sausage. You don't have to do the pepperoni, but I like crunchy pepperoni. Yeah. So I ended up, I did peppers, onions, every mushrooms. I did it all. Yeah. But I cooked that first. Okay. And then I already had sausage cooked from the morning, whatever. But warm all that up first and get it to your liking. Yeah. Then you roll that out and put it on the black stone. Okay. Give that five minutes. Yeah. Flip it. Oh, okay. You gotta flip it over. And then once you flip it over, then you put your sauce on, all your toppings, your cheese, and cover it. Now you do have to have a lid. A big lid, too, probably, right? Well, it helps to have. I was doing on the camp. Oh, you have the whole I have the whole lid. Oh, see, I just have the like that's that's what I have out here at home. So I'm trying to figure out, I'm thinking I'm going to maybe get some little because your lid probably has the little tabs. Tabs that come down and touch the grill. The grill. Yeah. So all you need, we just need to figure out something to put in the corner so the lid doesn't touch the tabs. Touch the top. Yeah. That doesn't touch. So it's kind of sitting on the back and then just sitting on the back. And mine has holes. My lid has holes that I could put on it, but I think it I think it still would I think the tabs would still touch. Yeah. Especially a pizza. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. So then you put the lid down. Did you add splash a little water in there to steam it up? I didn't. You know, you see people doing that. But I didn't want to do that with the dough. Yeah. But the dough was it cooked already? Dude, it was so good. Oh, it was? It really turned out very, very good. I might have to try that. Yeah, I I would. And what I'm thinking is just you could probably take uh a little bit of a piece of wood on both corners. Just so it's a set. And just so it's not sitting on the just to like steam, just to melt the cheese. That's all you're trying to do is melt the cheese. Just melt the cheese. Once the cheese is melting. Everything else is cooked. How did you when you flipped it over? Was it hard? So yes, because it would be half dough and half. I only took one. No, because the bottom was crispy. So you just slide, boom. And it was able to, but now getting it off. You gotta have two spatulas. Oh, just pick it up. And pick it up. And yeah, two spatulas is the way. Now beer winch was saying layer olive oil on the grill. Riddle. Well, I did put a lot. Yeah, I did put olive oil down and stuff like that. You know what I mean? The dough. The dough is crisp. And it it crisped right up. Yeah. Now you're making me hungry. And now uh we didn't eat before the show, by the way. And I it it kind of messed up. So on our way back from Walmart, my can actually blew up for some reason. Oh really? Really? Yeah. And did it scare the shit out of you? We didn't know what it was. We just heard a pop. You heard. Yeah, the end of it blew out. Oh. Oh my. Yeah, I'd never, yeah, I'd never seen that before, but like, so the end of it just blew up. But did it make that yeah? It made a big pop. Yeah. Like we were like, what the hell was that? You know, while we were driving down the road. And then when she got in the bag, she realized. And then we didn't cook it for another two hours. Oh, did it get funky? Yeah, well, it just, I mean, she put it in a bag, but it just it messed with it a little bit when you're trying to spread it out and stuff like that. Now, did you just asking, did you spread it out right on the grill? Well, I no. No, like you open it all, like try to go kind of work it a little bit. Well, get it all rolled out. Yeah. And then and then threw it on there and that worked. But yeah, definitely cook everything beforehand. Wow. Just to let you know. Yeah, it's it's good.

Chipotle Pasta And The Olive Oil Find

SPEAKER_01 14:30

On my end, the only thing I've done is like recently we went camping and we bought some olive oils. And the one olive oil I bought was a pizza flavor. And then I did buy a tomato and crushed red peppers, which were very good. And but the thing with mine is just using that olive oil on breads and stuff like that, phenomenal. Now I know you did a little bit something because you went there and you bought the go ahead, the pasta, which was I bought a uh Chipotle pasta. Yeah. Or was it habanero pasta? No, it was Chipotle. Everything was Chipotle. I ended up buying a Chipotle pasta, a small bottle of Chipotle olive oil. And then Heinans has that Chipotle shrimp on a skewer. Yeah. And I already had I had two packs of that. Wow. Because I forgot I bought one a lot last time. So I was like, I have two packs of it. I'll tell you right now, the I wish I would have cut the noodles in half. But I would have uh only cooked half of them. Oh. Because it made a lot of noodles. Yes. And it was angel hair.

unknown 15:44

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 15:44

It was angel hair pasta. Then you would have had it for two dishes. Yes. Yeah. Well, I ended up eating it for two days. Oh, so now that now if you made that for the podcast show, would it be one package would be like more than enough for all the stuff? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Like I would still, we would all take some home. Yeah. Wow. You know what I mean? But like the shrimp actually wasn't enough. Really? Yeah. My second day of eating it. You didn't have enough shrimp. You didn't just have to do three packs of shrimp. Because when you do an obscures, you only get like three or four, right? No, I think it's you got six each. Six on a stick. On a stick, but there's only four sticks. That's what I'm wondering. Yeah, three, four sticks. Yeah, so there's only three. There's like four sticks. Yeah. So you're probably getting 24 shrimp. You're getting 24 shrimp. That's like a lot. Yeah, but you spread that out through two, three days. Yeah, that's true. It's not several meals. You watch you're trying to get the shrimp, and there's a lot of noodles. Yeah. Yeah, there's a shit ton of noodles. But you use that olive oil. I use that that Chipotle olive oil. As your sauce. As my sauce. I just put butter, garlic. I did go out. So I boiled it and then went out to the Blackstone after it was boiled. Cooked up the shrimp and then threw the pito ham pasta on there. Threw, I don't know, not three slabs of butter on there. That olive oil and garlic and a little bit of parmesan. I did, I did coat the top of it with parmesan. Yeah. And then mixed it all in. And then put it in. And then put it in a bowl and brought it in. Dude, it was good. It was so good. This olive place, too. If I'm I don't know, but maybe Beer Wench can remember you. What was the name of it? The olive volt. The olive volt. Yeah. And it was in Franklin PA. And it was real good. You can go online and even order stuff. Yeah. They just started very, very good. They so good. They have so many. So many. They have vinegars and they have vinegar, basomics. I mean it's so good. And it it was it was so nice. Right there. Yep. Just the first one. And if if you go there, just tell them, oh, I heard you on another reason to drink. Yeah. Just to give a little shout-out for us. But beer woods product. Come from Portugal and Italy. I guess Portugal is a really like one of the biggest olive oil. They have so many flavors. They have so many flavors. So good. Yeah. I almost bought the garlic, garlic one. But then I was thinking, I can make that one at home. I'm going to get something else. And I thought it was reasonably priced. I thought it was good priced. I didn't think that was extreme. I could I told the guy, I was like, I gotta leave. Like I because I could spend a lot of money here really quick. Well, yeah. And the thing about it is the other day I had to buy some olive oil and I went to the grocery store, right? And I'm surprised just uh 16 ounces, 15 bucks. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. I'm like, damn, I use this stuff literal, you know, like all over everything. In the summertime with like the blackstone, like you have to have olive oil. That's that's all I use. Yeah, you have now I starting to think maybe I use some of that vegetable oil, you know. Paper towels and fucking olive oil is what I go through in the summertime on the blackstone. But I love olive oil flavor. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. But that's what I did. I didn't really do anything. I'm just you know, like you, working

Rating Cheeky Kiki And Brewery Rabbit Hole

SPEAKER_01 19:30

a lot. Yeah, lots of good things going on. But is what do you think of this? Oh, squeaky. All right, dude, I love it. I I'm really I'm liking it more and more. It's not very sour. Not very sour. I would Jason Keeper creep this. Absolutely. Yes, yeah, this is so good. I I I would princess this right off the bat, too. Really, you think? Yeah, it's got good flavor. It does. It goes down. So I know we all it says it's a sour ale, but with all the fruits and everything, it's not no, it I tell you, I almost want to put an eye patch on because of the coconut rum. But but I I honestly would I like this. Man, I really like this. I'm gonna I'm gonna go. What are you gonna rate this? No, it's weird because it's ale. Remember, we did ale not too long ago, yeah, but it's a sour ale, and it was it was terrible. It was a sour ale, remember? Right, and I was like, Good lord, this is bad. Yeah, I'm a 10 all day. I'm a 10. I'm a 10. I was waiting for you to say it. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah, because I'm I'm telling you, this is very good. Yeah, I forgot where they're out of, though. She key tiki. Yeah, but what what area city? I don't know. I can't see that. Uh let me put these glasses. It's harder to see on these. 5.1, we know that, but it is out of uh, oh, it says deposit for the can. I'm guessing. Oh, wait, it says it's out of uh Illinois. McCat McAs. I can't even say. Oh no. Okay, Oklahoma, Oklahoma. Oklahoma, huh? Okay, yeah. OK Casey, Oklahoma. Oh man. I was surprised on that. Yeah, this is very, very good. That seems like a place I would like to go there. I would love to go there. Yeah. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, that is neat. Good job, beer once. Yeah. Finest shoppas. I would I honestly would get this. I would, but I'd be so curious to try all the different other stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And their website's amazing. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Do they have food? I'm curious. They got pickleball. They don't have food. Good for them. Yeah. They only have beer. Come and play pickleball and freaking drink beer. Drink beer. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Good for them. Yeah. Look at that. That's pretty cool. Anyways, this is very good. It's amazing. You guys are killing it. We don't know. Go back down real quick. Boy, is it Pure? Oh, the name of the place. Yeah. Yeah. Purie, right? Purey Artistinels. Peri Artistinels. Yeah. Good job, guys. You guys are killing it out there. I would look at blueberry boyfriend. Spicy watermelon. Oh man. Spicy watermelon. Peanut butter bomb. Damn. Yeah, we're gonna we're you found this uh beer wench up in Ashabila, right? Wow, Grumpy Grandpa's. We might have to look for other ones. Different ones for this this company. We can try it. I know they I know you said they had two different ones up there, but they have any more? They had a couple more? Yeah, bucket ass. Oh, we're gonna have to uh we'll have to swing up there and they got pages, get some more. Hell yeah. If you go all the way to the bottom, they're kind of a sour ale. Barrel age imperial stout. They got an IPA though. Holla back girl, sour ale. They're a lot of sour. They have a lot of sours. Barrel age imperial stout. They do a lot of stouts though, too. Yeah, and all the peanut butter ones. Look, peanut butter weekend, caramel apple treat. Oh yeah. But look, he's on pay, I mean, she's on page three. It goes to page eight. It goes to eight. Yeah. Hazelnut Marty. Key lime pie. Got a key lime pie over there. Pineapple whipped treat. Yeah. Mo peanut peanut mo problems. In other words, no peanut, no problems. That's pretty cool. I like that. Good for them, guys. The second half. Evidently, they're uh can it all of them. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it's just not making it out this way, but well, no, it did because up north, but not all of them. Not, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, man, so maybe we can get another a little more of them out here. Might give them a shout-out. Say, hey, Sennas. You know, hook us up. This actually scored pretty good, too. A solid four. It's fucking good, dude. It is good. It is good. Yeah. We should look up a couple of their other ones on there just to see how they score. You know what I mean? Just oh, yeah. Just type in the beer and just see what they score. Yeah. The the overall company. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe after she does the review. Yeah. But and did I tell you her new nickname? No, what's that? Dorbell. Oh, Dorbell. Yeah. That's a good one. I know. I'm gonna I'm gonna keep calling her Dorbell. So so just so you guys know, you know, if I refer to Beer Wench as Dorbell, because her breast smells like my ding dong. Ding dong! Ding dong! Yeah, you kiss that. Yeah, I know. That's nasty.

Break And Sweet Baby Banana Setup

SPEAKER_01 25:13

But, anyways, what we're gonna do is we're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna jump into we got a good one coming up. Banana. Banana. Sweet baby Jesus. Sweet baby Jesus. Anybody listening from way back when? Oh, you can unlock three badges. Got a new one. That one. Yeah. So we used to be a huge fan of sweet baby. We are. One of you, it's a good dew claw peanut butter beer. Yep. And now we're gonna do the banana. The banana. They I don't know when they came out with it. I don't know, but it's banana. Somebody found it. Our brother pointed it out to us. Yeah. And somebody found it and got it for us. So dew claw brewing cumber. So we're gonna do that one next. Ooh, it's six point two or one, two, three and a half stars. It it but it didn't do as good as this one. This was four. Six point two. But, anyways, we'll be right back, and I hope you get a nice ice cold one while we get one too.

First Taste Of Sweet Baby Banana

SPEAKER_01 26:47

Welcome back. Hope you got a nice, ice, cold one like we did. We made it back. We made it back. Hell yeah. We did grab a little snacky snack. But we're gonna do do claw sweet baby banana. I'm looking forward to that. 6.2. It has a 33 IBUs. It's gonna be basically porter. So it's gonna be a chocolate peanut butter. Chocolate, peanut butter, banana. Dude, I'm struggling to open these.

unknown 27:14

Damn it.

SPEAKER_01 27:15

I'll use this. I have a fingernail. I know my fingernails are I don't know what's going on. What do you think? I don't know. I'm not sure yet. Because there's a bitterness on the back end. Oh, you smell the porter, the chocolate. Yeah, there's definitely it's definitely the sweet baby Jesus. I'm not getting no banana flavor yet. Not yet. I didn't either. And so I only took one drink. Oh I get the bitterness on the back end. Not like the sweet babies, though. No. Like the uh we used to love the we did uh we do love the sweet baby Jesus. The sweet baby Jesus. Normally, but very fine hint of peanut butter, and the banana flavor is an aftertaste, an aftertaste, but it's also so faint. Yeah, so like I almost think they need to up the banana game. Yeah. Especially if that was my first try. See, if you look at the can, yeah, banana all over it. You're thinking you're going in banana. Yeah, you you're thinking deep fruit and banana. Yeah, you're deep fruit and chocolate. Yeah, but no, it's I don't taste the peanut butter. It's yeah, I do. I do taste the peanut butter. I taste the peanut butter and chocolate. That's all I get is the peanut butter and chocolate. I get the sweet babies, yeah. And now on the very, very, very bad. But it's not hitting. Yeah, they have to, they have to up the banana flavor. Well, let's give this a minute. Yeah, no, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, it's whatever. And we'll we'll get into Ricky's bad choices. Perfect. But we want to also point out well, let's do the boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boom, we're gonna try

Would You Choose Game And Bathroom Debates

SPEAKER_01 28:58

some boop. We're gonna try it. We're gonna try switching it off. We got some new card games here.

SPEAKER_00 29:03

It's called What Would You Choose.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

And the reason we're doing this because I I swear, this whole act is nothing but porn. Yeah, it's not it's everything sexual. Yeah, so I do have a we don't want to get away from the sexuality, but I do have to but we'll we'll pick one of these new little ones. They're called What Would You Choose? So it gives you two scenarios, and which one would you choose? So we'll go in that next. But I I'll hit these ones up since it's a random. I won't. Are they random? Are they random though? They are random. You know, they're not that random. Uh just to let you guys know. Yes, I do. Yeah, I do too. You know, I you know why I do that though? Why? I always heard and I've never had foot fungus. Oh, I've always heard that it kills foot fungus. And I've I've never had foot fungus in my life. I've never had athlete's foot. I mean, not I don't know how long I've been peeing in the shower. I mean, probably since I was three. But yeah, or well, that was more of the bathtub. It would squirt out. Yeah. Well, you know that bathtubs are showers. Well, yeah, I know. I I just pee all over it, and then I see my wife get in there, and I'm like, eh. You just pee on the outer edge and it rolled on. Sometimes she's in it, and I'm peeing on her. That's why she hasn't had an athlete's foot on her vagina. Yeah. No used in the petrest. Yeah. I'm pissing on her when she's in there. Where's this water coming from? Why is it warmer? I've always heard that. That that you pee never heard that. I you pee on your feet to keep away athletes' feet. I never heard that. And so I was like, well, I'm not an athlete, so I'll just go in and pee on my feet anyhow. You do you pee on your feet, or do you no? No. I I go right down the drain. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know. There's something about it. Like, you know, I never heard that. Yeah. It might be Google worthy. Well, no, I mean like a water hits you, and like, you know what I mean? Yeah, it like triggers. Yeah, I could go pee and then get in there and get in there. We're like, oh fuck, I got it. There's a little dribble. Yeah, sure. Yeah. But anyway, we're gonna Google this for real. No, wait a minute, though. Here, I want to ask a question. It says that it's peeing in the shower is generally safe and harmless, though it comes with minor caveats. Caveats. Yeah. Yeah. Sanitary, eco-friendly. Yeah. But whatever. Yeah. It depends on probably what you eat and yeah. Hygiene. Yeah. Bladder habits. I mean, the old lady doesn't lick my toes. Scroll down there. No. No. No, it says it's all good for you. Oh, it says you shouldn't pee in a hot tub, though. Whoops. Well, no, I wouldn't. Whoops. Now, do you I think we've talked about this before. But do you wipe standing up or sitting down? Sitting down. Do you? Yeah. I can't do it. You can't do it? I can't do it. I sit down and I wipe. Well, I kind of lean. Yeah. Well, yeah, but I no, I stand up. I stand up. I'm one of them. Yeah. Yeah. I have to stand up. That is a weird. But is it? I don't know. Is it weird to it's weird to you? How many people? How many people? No, like I like I I stand up and like wipe and fucking. Yeah. Like I I get in there though. Like I get in there to make sure it's all fucking clean. Like, how do you guys look like it's clean? How do you like I that's what I understand? I keep wiping and I look to see how much comes off. But how do you do it sitting down? You lean. I don't lean and then like I can't. My fat ass can't lean. I got a big butt. Yeah. And so maybe that's what it is. And if you're streaking the back of the toilet in the back of your back, no, do you swipe forward or backwards? Oh, I go forward. I rip it, I rip it right across my balls. A little flavor for later. No. No. No, of course, but that is funny though. I've heard that before. I heard people go like this right from the front. And I'm like, dude, you're just smearing that on your nutsack. No. Like, I always like check my butt crack, like my top of my butt crack. Yeah. Like I run my last piece. Just to make sure. Just to make sure I didn't run it too far up. Yeah. I know what to mean. And then sometimes if you have to dip a little water to clean it. I've never dipped it water. I've never dipped water. You never dip water? I've spit on it before. But I ain't dipping water. Well, you flush the shit and then you dip it in. No, because no. No, I ain't dipping water. I'll spit on it. I know where my spit came from, but I don't know what's in that fucking water. I smear it on my balls. Anyways. Do you fart at work? Fucking probably a hundred times a day. I do too. I wait for people to come in my office. Like, I'll fucking crop those people all day long and just keep on moving. Just keep on moving. And you know when you got one saved up, you're like, you're farting like no, who who doesn't fart? No, I try not to like involve people in it. Correct. I am. Well, you know, we're we're we're comedians here, so you know, we play on that. But in reality, I try to walk up to someone and shitting on me. No, a group of friends. Oh, that's funny. Oh, I'll fucking that's fine. I'll kill you. Yeah. Yeah. You just want to see the person. We did it when we were out. Yeah. I did it when I was like, I had to stand up. Like that one was so bad I had to move. And then David caught it with it. He was like, Jesus Christ. He was like, I got it. You got it. It was bad. You run out of there. Mike sat there and took it all like a man. You probably couldn't smell it. Well, you can't see. Okay. Now I know the answer to this one already. Have you ever watched male gay porn? No. I thought that would have been a solid yes. Male gay porn. No. Yeah. That's the way we do it. Just male on male. Yeah. No. Yeah. Like I let me specify. Just male on male. Because sometimes if it's a female. It's a group. If there's another dick with a male or a female, then okay, I guess. That might happen. Yeah. That's called group. Yeah. Like I don't want, like, I mean, gang. Like two gang. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever well when you hear the words MILF or DILF? Who do you think of? Is there like there the the reason this question is they say who in this group? But yeah, but when you think of that, do you think of does your mind go to like a MILF that you would like? Ooh. Well dude, we're so old now. I know. There's so many MILFs. They're and they ain't great. You know what I mean? No, no, I'm just thinking of movie actors, actresses, and stuff like that. You know what I mean? Yeah, okay, okay. Like Jennifer Lawrence now is a MILF. You know what I mean? Like she's beautiful. Yeah. You know, I mean, like she's gorgeous. Jenna, what is Anna? Jennifer Lawrence and Jennifer said Anna. Oh no. Uh oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, from Friends. Yeah. Yeah. I had a crush on her for years and still do. Yeah, we all. Yeah. Dude, my T I can't believe my TV hasn't popped out seven more TVs. She she got it pregnant. Yeah, oh dude, that TV would have been pregnant so many times. Jennifer Lawrence, dude. And she's so funny. Yeah, she's just so funny. Funny and hot. Yeah. Got it. You can't beat him. Have you ever had a crush on a friend's brother or sister? Of course, these are male-female questions, but a sister. A friend. For a male guy. Friends? Sister. Sister. I want to think back in the day, maybe. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. I can't think of anybody off the top of my head. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. You can't get a song out. Oh, wait, you're getting a little alright. A little chubby. I remember before I even moved out to Andor or out to here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. There was a sister that, yeah. Like back in the day. I mean, I was probably 12. Well, you know what I mean? Like, and I I would I had to be honest. I I'm in high school. I'm friends with this girl. And she has an older sister. Yeah. I'm like, either one of you. Yeah. Well, I had a buddy that either one of us. His sister was hot as shit. Yeah. We loved spending the night over there. Even though she has stayed in a room because we she knew we were all there. Yeah, you're all like. Yeah, like just walk out one time. Just walk out one time. I swear to God, I'm gonna trip you. You all would jump on her. She'd get humped everywhere. Yeah, I would just I would jerk off on a paper towel and just slide her on her door. Just to see, just to see if she's looking. There's you're like, there's she slid it back empty. You're sliding on it. There's more where that came from. Yes or no. Yeah, a little no. Circle which one. Circle which chishm spot you want. There's more to come. Anyways, what alcohol drink would you never drink again? Oh, Yukon. Yukon. Mine is Yukon Jack. I I cannot even smell it. Oh, really? Oh, I'll fucking throw right up on you. You know what's mine is gold sloger. It's basically cinnamon. I don't know. Yukon that what 30 proof from fucking uh gas station. I might struggle with Mad Dog 2020 too. Oh, that yeah, that's a yeah, yeah, that's a rough one. Yeah, yep. I might be able to Boone Farm. I could probably get that down, but I don't know. Mad Dog 2020 I'd probably smell it and be okay, but once I tasted it, it I remember waking up at a buddy's house. My ass hurt so bad. No, I no, uh his mom coming in at like three in the morning because she just got off work, just smelling the throw up and screaming at him. Oh, really? Because I fucking uh yeah, it's all we drank all night, a lot of mad dog, and I fucking threw up somewhere, yeah, like maybe in his bed. I don't know. Yeah, uh it was yeah, nightmare, huh? Oh yeah. Hey, what a coincidence. I picked this up, half pile, and guess what car is rare? The same one that you fingernail on. Yeah, so we I I put one in there, anyways. You're a magician. Would you want the ability to breathe underwater or the ability to jump 20 feet in the air? Ooh, I'll take breathing underwater. I'll take breathing underwater. Oh yeah. That'd be 20 feet whoop whoopy doo, right? I mean, 20 feet's good. But I mean, you could go underwater a basketball player. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, uh, yeah, I mean, what's that really gonna do? You could go underwater and just be gone for a minute. Yeah. That'd be fun. That'd be great. Yeah. Dude, where is he? He ain't come back up. Yeah. And end up in Pierre. Yeah. You want one more of these? Sure. Let's do one. Oh, this one's a good one. Pizza and Coke or tacos and pie.

unknown 41:34

Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 41:35

I'm all tacos and pie. That's my language right there. Tacos and pie. Pizza or pizza and coke. Because a lot of people like pizza and then they like coke going with it because of that. So now, wait a minute. I'm confused. So this is a G-rated. Yeah, these are G rated simple. Yeah. No, not I'm thinking, I'm thinking pizza and cocaine and fucking pussy and fucking pie. Nice ass and taco. Yeah. And taco. Yeah, yeah. So I'll go with uh pizza and coke. Pizza and Coke, okay. Yeah. Hey, we wouldn't fight over the same dish, would you? No. One more, one more. Would you always dress like you're at a 70s disco party, or you must always wear medieval grab? I don't know what gab or gab. Grab? G-A-R-B. I don't know what medieval grab is. Yeah. Just medieval bullshit. Alright, so now what wait, what 70s or medieval? Or medieval or medieval? Yeah. I'm all 70s. I don't know. I would probably go medieval, dude. I would probably go medieval. That'd be uncomfortable. Now it well, it depends. I I mean, I'm not saying like chain link. Yeah. Well, no, because you can go, you can go pulper, yeah. You could go linen. Yeah, you go all linen. Oh, wait, that's so mean. Yeah, all cut nice and fresh. Walking around. So there's this whole thing about me and Lenny. You're doing 70s, you're talking about all polyester. Your balls just sweating the whole time. Groovy, man. Groovy. Yeah. You're wearing a dress. I don't give a lowing cloth. I used to run around in a lowing cloth. So back in the day. Yeah. Yeah. That's why my balls are so small. The sweet baby Jesus.

Final Verdict On The Banana Porter

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Is it changing on you? I'm still just kidding. Not really. No. I feel like I'm just drinking sweet baby Jesus. But it's got an aftertaste. It has a very it's bitter. It's very bitter. It's a chemical banana. Bitter taste. Bitter taste. That's all I get. I'm not a big fan. No. I'm struggling just to get the can down. I'm I'm probably a five. I'll meet you there. I was thinking 4.5. You want to go lower? You want to go lower. I'm thinking four. Yeah. Because I'm struggling to get it down. Because it's a very chemically banana taste. I wouldn't keep it. I wouldn't recommend it. I wouldn't recommend it at all.

unknown 44:29

No.

SPEAKER_01 44:29

I'd see that. And which is sad because I love sweet babies. Yeah. Or duclaws. I mean, Duclaw is usually a very uh what is it? A usually a lot of them are sweet dessert beers. Dessert beers. There are a lot of dessert beers. And I kind of expected that from this. Yeah, but I thought I thought it was gonna be. I I thought it was gonna be overwhelming banana. I was hoping for that. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of. Like banana chip flavor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nowhere near it. Nothing. No. I'm actually kind of disappointed. No, I was looking forward to this one. Yeah. Yeah, I'm I'll go with four. Five's a little too much for me. That's fine. I'll I'll take the five, but because I said it already and I don't want to change it, but it's it is very disappointing. I think they could have done a lot better. You wouldn't keep it or I absolutely not. Nah, I wouldn't either. I'm glad I got to try it. I'm glad Dorbell brought it and only brought three. I was gonna call her four skin. Oh. Because when work gets hard, she disappears. I used that word the other day.

Another Reason To Drink And Goodbye

SPEAKER_01 45:52

Anyways, any la what's your other reason to drink this week, buddy? Hating my job right now. Yeah, I seen you when you came on. I'm just hating my job right now. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get into it, whatever. But yeah, uh that makes you drink. I I'm drinking a lot right now. Yeah. Because I hate every fucking minute of my moment. Yeah, yeah. Just to get up and go back. To get back, yeah. Yeah. My another reason to drink is that we do this show, it is so enjoyable. We get to try different beers, we get to have a good time. It is a great show. That the studio is coming along real nice. I just gotta hide my. I love every minute of it. Yeah. But you know, there's some days that I don't understand why the last two weeks. Like, I just I literally drive home, and I'm not gonna lie, yeah, you know, like I literally drive home like, yeah, I really don't want to fucking do this. Like, I just want to go home. The energy's not there, the energy's not there. It's probably because of work. It's absolutely because of work. Yeah, like I it's sucking me dry. Well, and the thing is, is we do this in the later part of the week. Right. And you're happening to work Friday, right? Where you don't. I already know that. And that all adds to it, you know. I get it. I get it. Anyways, any last thoughts, buddy? Hey, don't drink and drive. God bless you all. We'll see you next week. Thanks for watching.