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• Bill & Rick • Season 7 • Episode 23

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A glowing white rock on a river island sounds peaceful until you remember the packing list: canoes, kayaks, eight people, and a truly irresponsible amount of beer. We’re on the eve of our White Rock camping trip, so we talk through the hype, the logistics, and why getting off the grid with friends is still one of the best ways to slow your brain down for a minute.

Then we get into the craft beer reviews. First up is Ribbon Rock, a “peach summer ale” that looks like it should be an easy win, but the taste takes a turn into bitterness and a weird, almost sour edge that leaves us asking, where’s the peach? After the break, we crack a German-style Munich dunkel from Coastal (North Charleston, South Carolina), and it’s the kind of dark lager that surprises you: smooth, light, and coffee-forward without feeling heavy, all at 4.5% ABV.

Between sips, we swap Fourth of July weekend stories, power outages, a near-basement flood saved by a generator, golf struggles, and the “beer gauge” theory of why your shots start drifting when you’ve had too much. We also toss in a chaotic round of Ricky’s Bad Choices for anyone who likes their beer podcast with a side of adult humor.

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Welcome And White Rock Plans

SPEAKER_01

Welcome to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess with the most is Princess, and I got my side host.

SPEAKER_00

The yours in the house tonight, ladies and gentlemen, how we doing tonight? Spanky spanky.

SPEAKER_01

Anyways, we're doing good. We're uh on the eve of our what we call the White Rock trip, which is basically a canoe trip down to an island that has this white rock that my brother seen, and when the sun hits it, it just like glows like a light.

SPEAKER_00

It's a big white rock. Yeah. Yep. And it glows. Yep. We always and we've talked about it multiple times on the show, but yeah, it's our but this is gonna be our biggest crew going down. Like we're up to eight people. Yeah. So

Tasting Ribbon Rock Peach Ale

SPEAKER_00

it's uh what two canoes and four and four kayaks. Kayaks, yep.

SPEAKER_01

So and lots and lots of beer. Lots and lots of beer. We figure we need at least 5.8 kegs or case cases. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, we're we're uh 150 beers in. We take kegs down in the furry. Yeah, we're floating kegs. We just float kegs down behind the and the cold water, the cold water, and it'll be a good time, anyways.

SPEAKER_01

That's coming up. So, what we're gonna do tonight was we got ribbon rock. It's a peach summer ale. It looks pretty good. It's only a four four point five percent. Oh, yeah. So that's not bad. No, let's give it a shot. I don't even know how they say that. Schitzner L brewery.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, didn't we? We've done one of these from them. I remember that trying to say it. Yeah, trying to say it, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Ooh. Schnitzen. Schnitzel bitches. Schnitz schnitzel. I'll tell you what, now I got water all over my knee because this one popped up a little bit. That's all right. It'll cover up the fatness and the fatness. This is why I'm fat. That's gotta be a wheat.

SPEAKER_00

Is it a wheat? Yeah. It's an evidence that wheat L. I don't see wheat anywhere on it. Tastes like it all. Look at that. It does take like a wheat. Yeah.

Fourth Of July Food And Outages

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you don't wanna you don't wanna be around a squirter on in them pants. You'd get in trouble.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna start doing the show topless here.

SPEAKER_00

Are you? Are we gonna do the Chrysler look? The Chrysler. The Chrysler look, and we're gonna just go shirtless and be all we can be. Be all we can be. Yeah. Yeah, and don't give a fuck. We don't, anyways. Nah, we don't, but we really don't. That's why we do this show. Anyways, what was sure? It was fun this week. Ah well, I don't want to tell you about work because it sucked. I oh you were the same place?

SPEAKER_01

No.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. I mean, all jobs suck. But we did have what we're coming off of the 4th of July weekend. Yeah, I had a great time at a friend's house down here in our little allotment, our little area. Everybody lost power though. Yeah, we did lose power, but luckily we had a generator. So and I actually broke my generator out and slept in the camper just so we had air. Oh, because you oh yeah, because it was warm out. Oh, it was it was humid.

SPEAKER_01

It was humid, yeah. Yeah, and it would be like 86, feel like 93.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but they uh everybody they they put on a great play, uh show of everything. An alligator, which was amazing, which I wonder can I can I send you pictures and can you put that up or no? Probably not. Okay, wouldn't take more we're not that, yeah, it would just take a little bit more.

SPEAKER_01

We did uh we had alligator, they had beef, they had chicken, they had potatoes, they had chicken. It was pork. Oh, was it pork?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it was pork. Oh yeah, and then they had they did seven basically roast roast. They were huge, yeah. They were huge, and they turned them into roast beef, yeah. And then what six pulled pork or pork butts butts, and then an alligator. Alligator. Yeah, freaking alligator 150 potatoes, yeah, that's right. And just uh it was amazing.

SPEAKER_01

It was amazing tents, they didn't do fireworks because the there was no power down there, right?

SPEAKER_00

Well, no, the neighbor down the road does all the fireworks, and he didn't do it.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, they did them. Oh, I didn't know. Yeah, oh yeah, you left. Well, someone told me they weren't gonna do it because they went on forever.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, they did, yeah. They had a huge fire. Oh, yeah. Well, I missed that. Well, while we were swimming, yeah. That's all that's all we listened to. Oh, and seen a little bit. I really don't remember going swimming. I I remember going up there, but I don't remember actually.

SPEAKER_01

But everybody was going swimming because the water was so nice. Oh, it was fucking beautiful, and it kept you cool.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it was beautiful.

SPEAKER_01

Me, me. I went over there and swam with my brother night swim.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, you came over last Thursday. Yeah, it was last Thursday. Last Thursday we left here and we went swimming, yeah. But my weekend, oh, oh, so you know how everybody was out of power. You guys got power back up, but our way power went down. Well, there was all them thunderstorms and

Basement Flood Buckets And Generator Save

SPEAKER_01

stuff. You guys got hit hard. Yes, we did. I still had power, but yeah, all that area. Yeah, oh yeah, up there, they had like a mini tornado or something, yeah, and they got tore up. But well, Milk Creek area. Okay, yeah. Yep. But my sister-in-law, my brother-in-law went to fishing trip. Like, what do you call that one? A charter. So he's out on a charter. He woke up early in the morning, yet, right? They didn't have power, they were out of power that the day before, like five o'clock. Okay. It was hot, you know. And long story short, they have a sump pump. Well, if people don't know what a sump pump is, is basically all their gutters and everything run down around the footers, and then it pours in the house, and then they use this to pump into the sewer or whatever, right? Well, when the power goes out, they make backup ones, but he didn't have a backup one. So she was like, I said, What are you doing? She said, Oh, I'm running up and down the steps with these buckets, and I felt so bad. So I was like, Oh man. So I went over there, and that's a nice basement.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they had it all finished based on it.

SPEAKER_01

So I'm sitting there scooping and scooping and scooping, bucket after bucket after bucket.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that sucks.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and we were there for a minute, and then there was one time I got it down pretty low, then the storm came up, and I was and I was pumping so fast, and I was losing. It was flowing in so fast, and I was so close. And then, yeah, all a buddy of ours, I told her, I said, call him and see. You know, he had his truck. Some you know how GMCs will have a plug in the back, yeah. He brought that over and tried and it wouldn't work. He goes, You know what? I gotta run home. I have a uh older generator. He went and got that, and we got it all hooked up, put it on, saved the day. But it it was like this close, like uh maybe an inch, inch and a quarter from overflowing, and but we were pumping, but I was getting more. I mean, filling bucket after bucket after bucket, running up the stairs, and dumping them running right, and you're dumping it right back in the yard.

SPEAKER_00

No, we're putting it down to drain. Oh, okay. Uh that's why I was like, well, you're dumping it right back in the yard. No, if you do that, you're just filling it right back up, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So, anyways, that was that was challenging and fun. But the and then so I hit a brick because you know that day when you do it was Sunday. Monday, I was like, oh, a little tight, but man, by Tuesday, I was like, dude, my arms and my knees.

SPEAKER_00

When you work out, yeah, when you work out, it's always the second day. Yes, that second day, fucking you're like, Oh, yeah, you feel like the first day, you're like, Oh, oh I did okay, yeah, hell yeah, dude. I'm in shape. I'm like who why am I even working out? Yeah, then you wake up Tuesday and you're like, What the what did I do? I can't even move my football.

SPEAKER_01

You know, I was I was beat up pretty bad. I was like, Man, my my back,

Golf Talk And The Beer Gauge

SPEAKER_01

my arms. Now, today I feel like you feel strong, like yeah, yeah. Look at me. I'm looking at look at this six pack. Yeah, look at his dick, I'm getting quads. I work out, but uh nah, so that I'm at that point today. I'm like, yeah, but yeah, it was it was yeah, and then of course, this coming up trying to get ready for the uh we golf golf, and Rick telled me out. I was like, Rick, you gotta bring your A game because I'm struggling.

SPEAKER_00

I and I can't believe I did, and then today I tried golfing again, and I mean I we I did decent for us on Tuesday. Yeah, I I I hope. Actually, I thought that was the best game. It was probably one of my best games ever. Because it was all Rick. Like I was happy. I mean, no, you had some good shots. I did, but later, later. Yeah, later, and and your drives weren't there. No. But but my brother got in my head, hold it like you hold your dick like you're choking it, yeah, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_01

And then you strangle it, and then I like Rick had one out there. I said, let me try it. Uh second haul, I was like, if then quit it. Yeah, quit it, quit it with the weakness.

SPEAKER_00

But uh, yeah, no, then I went out today though with your brother and back to the normal back. I and but we did figure out three games in a row, I go completely right. Yeah. With no beer.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, that's the key. You went straight, you just straighten it out.

SPEAKER_00

The more beer you have, the more beer I have, it just fucking then when he starts hitting it left, you gotta cut back, cut back, and just I there's that it's like boop, it's like a gauge.

SPEAKER_01

So when you hit when you start hitting left, you had too much.

SPEAKER_00

I had too much. I gotta I gotta calm down fire on hole. Yeah, yeah, on fire on hole 11. You know what I mean? Like when I because we made that joke before that, you know, I get hole 11. Well, you better watch out. Yeah, yeah, we do say that 1700 yards.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you know, one stroke, and he ain't even he just gets up there.

SPEAKER_00

I don't think I stopped thinking, you know what I mean? That's that's that's that's that's all it is. And I'm like hole one, I know I'm gonna always fuck up. Yeah, just because I don't like a bunch of people.

SPEAKER_01

Now wait a minute. You didn't fuck it up one Tuesday.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't, you know, but because you went right down the middle, and they're like, oh, this guy. I had I had two beers before I got out there. Yeah. Well, actually, no, no, more than that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because we were yeah, we had two, and then I said, Hey, we should probably buy some more because we bought another six pack, so you're drinking another one, and we waited in line.

SPEAKER_00

No, we had five beers out there by the time we got by the time we got on the course and actually

Ribbon Rock Scores And Keep Or Pass

SPEAKER_00

hit. So that's it. Maybe my five, it's a five beer, so I need to figure out how to do five beers all the way through a course. But you know what?

SPEAKER_01

People are like, shit, five beers. No, I only drink that in a whole night. Sorry, sorry, people. We're professionals, don't try this at home.

SPEAKER_00

We have a podcast about drinking beer. You know what they say?

SPEAKER_01

Don't try this out.

SPEAKER_00

You might end up with alcohol poisoning. So, what do you think of this ribbon rock? But it's supposed to be a peach. It's supposed to be a peach. I don't get I don't get the peach. I get a bitter, I get a bitterness to it, and I get I I that's all I get is really a bitterness. And I'll be honest, I don't really care for it. No, I I'm not a big fan. I'm struggling to get what we got down. I'm a big fan.

SPEAKER_01

And Princess loves it. I mean princess. I don't know. Beer wench. I'm Princess.

SPEAKER_00

Princess does not love it. Beer wench loves this. How do you love this? I like I don't know if uh I don't get it. I'm not getting the sweetness on the backside though. No, I ain't either. But maybe your palate's a little cleaner. Yeah. Oh, you did have that dick in your throat. That cleaned it out a little bit. Yeah. I don't no, I don't know. I I do get that bitterness that you're talking about, but I'm not getting that sweetness. No. And it's very it's very flattened to me. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I mean it's at the beginning you get a little beer. I don't think I'm keeping it. I'm not keeping it. I'm not saying princess either because I don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I'm not sure. Like I don't get the peach. Or is that that's that bitterness. The peach is the bitterness. They put the they put the seed in it. Yeah. You know what I mean? They put that shit up uh around the seed. Yeah, they sold the real peaches and then yeah, and then yeah, put all the pits. Somebody may went and made peach pie and fucking you know here, put these pits in there. I mean, they are showing the pit on the front, they are so it's almost like a sour.

SPEAKER_01

I would it it it's kind of kind of questions if it'll agree with my stomach. I'll save this one for beer winch. I don't know. I I don't know. It's a weird beer. What are you giving it?

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna go a seven. You're like I I huh? I was gonna go like six, and that was dinner. No, because I like I would still drink it. You would? Yeah, I like I I don't think I'm as bad as you as far as like I like I like I I would almost go an eight just because I'm almost thinking it's almost like a sour. Yeah, I I'm getting that sour taste from it. Oh, I'm I'm sticking with six. I'm like that, I feel that it's a generous on my. Yeah. And there's a lot of words right down the edge that I'm not sure what they say because I can't see them. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know if there's a big I'll set it right there.

SPEAKER_01

But I zoom in on I'm gonna go with the seven.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. I'm

Early Shift Fatigue And Bad Naps

SPEAKER_00

gonna I will stick with the seven.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not princess, I'm not gonna keep it. Yeah, I wouldn't keep it like I wouldn't look for it. No, it sounds really good. If I was with someone I didn't really care for, I'd say, hey dude, you might like that.

SPEAKER_00

Hey, Christian, you want you you try this one, try this one. No, like I love it says peach summer ale. I would it would have got me. Like it got me. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like I would have like oh yeah, like a peach summer ale. Um I'm good, I'm game.

SPEAKER_01

I thought so more. Man, I've been tired lately. Tired of SOB. So I had to go in one day at like three in the morning, right? That throws your cycle off, man.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's like especially when you're not used to it.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not used to it, and then I I I come home and then I'm like, I'm wore out. I'm like, I'm gonna take a little nap.

SPEAKER_00

It takes that nap was wrong.

SPEAKER_01

It yeah, no, you're better off staying up. Yeah, because I thought I'm trying to get out of that. I went down for an hour and 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_00

Nope, you're better off staying up. I was doing this, like, oh, why'd I do that? Yeah, yeah, you're better off because then you wake up and then you're even more tired. I more tired and groggy.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, like and then I ended up getting moving again, and which was good,

Roast Beef Spread And Jalapeno Tips

SPEAKER_01

but I was wore out by nine o'clock, ten o'clock. I was like, I'm going to bed.

SPEAKER_00

I'm yeah, you gotta when you do things like that, you have to stay up and just muscle through it until the end. Until the end. Like, and then you go to bed at like 8 30, 9 o'clock. Yeah, you know what I mean? I could have easily went, yeah, yeah, and then just say, fuck it, like I'm out.

SPEAKER_01

Because the morning came and I was like, oh, let me hit this alarm. Yep. But other than that, you cook anything, eat anything good.

SPEAKER_00

I really didn't, I mean, uh I didn't cook anything. Uh but we did talk about the alligator and all that. Yeah. But beer wench brought over some of that roast beef. Yeah. And but made her own beer cheese and onion bread. Onion bread. Dude, it was so fucking good. And then she made this potato salad. Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Which was jalapeno, loaded jalapeno. Yeah, loaded jalapeno potato salad salad. And it was very good. It had like bacon, jalapenos, of course. Yep. And you know, potatoes, your normal standard stuff. Uh but the bacon.

SPEAKER_00

Was there some sour cream in that or mayonnaise? Yep. Oh, yeah. The typical sour cream mayonnaise. The typical base. Base of a jalapeno popper.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Very good. Very good. So good. So good. And then kept kept the uh uh jalapenos fresher so they stayed crispy.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and then then just use the pickle jalapeno juice. Yeah. Which is that that's a staple in my making anything. Really. Making a margarita. Yeah. No, well, I mean, making like any kind of potato salad, uh pasta salad, whatever. You always put the juice of a little bit of jalapeno. And I like oh, peppercini juice. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Just uh it's all the same. You know, you just put a little bit in into the mix, just the juice.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I like putting pickle juice in my Bloody Mary. Oh, yeah. You know, and then yeah, it it it kind of cuts through that through that that that tomato, yeah. That ketchup taste. That's what you don't like. That's what I don't like. It's surprising to know that Rick does not like Bloody Marys.

SPEAKER_00

I I I'm not a huge ketchup fan. Yeah, like I'm not a huge ketchup fan. I like tomatoes, that's fine. But drinking them, it just I turns out. I don't know. It's just like I don't know. I don't get it. But I bet you I can make my

Quick Break And Next Beer Tease

SPEAKER_00

kind of Bloody Mary that I would like and drink. I'd be scared. But I don't know if yeah, I don't know if anybody else would like it. But you know what I mean? You'd be like, come here, girl. Yeah, come here. Let me see your tampon. I'm gonna squeeze that out. That's enough red. I just need a drop. Let me grab that string. It floods out. But she doesn't get pregnant that night.

SPEAKER_01

You wish. Anyways, so we raided that one, and then what we're gonna do here is take a quick break, and then we're gonna get I forgot what's on the second half.

SPEAKER_00

Uh JJ brought us something. It's not from the Carolinas. We got something from uh Coast East or no, I think it just says Coast uh brewery or something. We're gonna try that one out, and uh I think it's a darker, darker flavor, darker flavor, and uh we we got people in town, so we're gonna kind of make it up a little bit. Make it a little quick. Yeah, we'll be right back. So yeah, yeah, right back.

SPEAKER_01

Anyways, go get an ice cold one while we grab our ice cold one, and we'll be right back. Late.

Dunkel Dark Lager First Impressions

unknown

Yep.

SPEAKER_01

Welcome back. I hope you got a nice, ice, cold one like we do. We got Dunkel Will Willa. Wheel.

SPEAKER_00

This came out of the Carolinas, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because and it's out of Munich Dunkel. I mean, they're using a lot of German words here. Because that's probably Villa Dunkel. It's coaster. Oh, it's coastal. It is a German dark lager. It's 4.5.

SPEAKER_00

It came from JJ. JJ, yeah. Yeah, this is a JJ beer.

SPEAKER_01

It's probably gonna be very, very good. Smells good. It's got a little coffee taste that you would expect.

SPEAKER_00

It's kind of smooth.

Looking Up The Coastal Brewery

SPEAKER_00

Like it's not a thick coffee beer.

SPEAKER_01

I wonder if I had that. Before it tastes very familiar. Well, does it most coffee beers do?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. They kind of do. But I mean, that's kind of like you said, it's refreshing. It's not a it's not a real thick coffee beer. That's not that's really good, actually. Like that's very, very and that's it's a lager. Coast. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, coast.

SPEAKER_00

And that's out of the Carolinas, I believe. We'll go. We'll Google that.

SPEAKER_01

We got Google Power. Yeah, we uh we can do that. We we have the out of North Charleston, South Carolina. Yep. Let's see what the little place looks like here. Looks pretty good.

SPEAKER_00

It's amazing that on how many of these look like factories. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Like minions. Big squares. What's the white towels? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Everybody's cleaning up.

Ricky’s Bad Choices Rapid Questions

SPEAKER_00

It looks like a great place. Yeah. Looks like a good time. But you're right. Every one of them is just a little bit. Yeah, it's a metal building. Yeah. I mean, every once in a while you got some brick. It looks like old factories. Yeah. Which is great. I mean, uh, now we know what we want to look for. Yeah. Well, as soon as you guys blow us up on this podcast, we'll open a brewery. We'll open a brewery and you guys can come watch us. Yeah. And have some food and eat.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. You know, it's almost that time. What we'll do is we'll drink this one down a little bit and we'll do a little bit of Ricky East bad choices. Can't wait. Get the porn music going now.

SPEAKER_00

I like it, like it. Now rock it, rocket.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Oh, okay. Sounds good. Rocket, rocket. I don't know. I just made that up. Sounds pretty good. I like to rocket rocket. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I thought you liked me. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, Ricky.

SPEAKER_00

All right.

SPEAKER_01

Here we go. How bad are they? Oh, they're bad. You know, I was going through them. I'm just gonna say sex, sex, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but I mean, that's the game, I guess. Whatever.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, it's gonna start off right what you like. Does Ricky like to be slapped during sex? No. Now you little pet. No, no.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, do I like to slap an ass every once in a while? I mean, come on. Are you one of that hits him in the face? No. You know? No, I would feel bad about that. You know what I mean? Like, I couldn't bring that. You know, just like our TikTok of whatever. I'm not gonna slap my mom. I'm not even gonna slap the chick that fucking has my dicker, mom. Like, yeah, uh smack her ass. Yeah, well, I'd smack her ass, but she likes it.

SPEAKER_01

Have you ever choked a woman? No. No, that's I'm just kidding. But I might as well ask that one. If you're slapping, are you choking?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_01

Some of the women like that.

SPEAKER_00

Some of them do, yeah. I mean they like to be near dead. Some women like being slapped. Especially when I have a wife beer on. They're like, play the role. Come here. Give me a monster.

SPEAKER_01

No. Have you ever had sex at work or school? No. Neither or school?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. I don't know. I might have got a blowjob in school. But that was 20 years ago. So I don't know. Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

You know, when you say school.

SPEAKER_01

And when you're but you know, you're at a football gang.

SPEAKER_00

It's still school. It's school. Rick's cat's coming in. Coming in going.

SPEAKER_01

You couldn't hear it. But nah. No.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. You never had sex at work? Nah.

unknown

Nah.

SPEAKER_00

Like, I mean, you're uh you have an office. Oh, well, well, we have an office and everything. Yeah. Like you never shut the door. I shut the door all the time, but I have sex. Yeah. Sex with yourself. Don't open. Please do not disturb sign. Give me a second. No, I know. I shouldn't be saying things like that.

SPEAKER_01

No, this we're comedians, right? Yeah. Have you ever dated or wanted to date someone not of legal age? No. Yeah. No. When I was so when I'll be honest, is like when I was in high school when we were of that legal age, and then I trade.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I used to see that.

SPEAKER_01

Like you know, and I I wanted to date some, but that yeah, I was still in high school.

SPEAKER_00

Right. Like, I mean, and like you're kind of still growing up with them. Yeah. Which I I and to that point, that's bullshit of okay, you graduated, you turned 18. Technically. Yeah. And but there's still parents out there that are like, oh my God. Yeah. You're you know what I mean? And then they get that guy in trouble, and now he has to fucking deal with that for the rest of his life.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I I know a guy, him and his girlfriend were dating. They dated all through high school. Parents loved him, everything like that, right? He turned 18, he was still in high school. Right. Right. But he was a senior, he graduated. She was becoming a senior in the next year. So she was going on 16, 17. 17, right? Yeah. And they still dated when he was graduating and stuff, but then they got mad at him. And and then they and that's that's what I'm saying. That's bullshit. And then he had that for the rest of his life. Right. Yeah. That's bullshit. And he's like, you know, I was done with that. I'm not, you know what I mean? Because then they got mad at him, and then they broke up and they got back together, and he was like, No, I'm done.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no, I yeah, I just because of the parents. Because of the parents, like it could have been a love forever. Yep. They got mad at one more.

SPEAKER_01

Destroyed it.

SPEAKER_00

Yep. They destroyed that love anal sex forever. Yeah, that's what that happened.

SPEAKER_01

Have you d ever done a shot off of someone's else's body? Dude, I have never. See, I have because they had like where you would it was.

SPEAKER_00

It's a hot body shot. Yeah, and you get out of the belly button. I've never been at a bar that had let me do that. I'll do one this weekend with it. I'm not doing it off of you. And a roll off. We have to just put you up high like a Viking and let it roll off so everybody could do it. No, you just roll it on his belly. You pour it on his belly and let it roll off. But yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Be like a shower.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Have you ever given a lamp a lap dance to anybody?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, have I ever given a lap dance to somebody? No, I don't think they would want to see my stinky ass look and rubbing in their face. Like, I don't. I mean, if you'd like me to do one right now to you on the show, I'd invite you to show on.

SPEAKER_01

Let's see. Does the audience want us to do?

SPEAKER_00

They're not saying it. We're not getting a response. So we need dollar bills. Yeah, I I have to. That's it. It was kind of cool. You know what I mean? Like, she was trying. More than once. Yeah. I mean, I she was she was underage. Oh no. She was at school underage. No, no. I mean, she it was hard for her to make the wheelchair go back and forth. But she was trying. Like, like, you know, she was trying. But she still failed.

SPEAKER_01

Ow, you rolled over it. She really didn't. Have you ever had sex in a car? Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_00

Back in the day. Back in the day. Yeah, we had drive in theaters. Yeah, fucking.

SPEAKER_01

Bam, bam. That was make out heaven.

SPEAKER_00

Have you ever had sex in a car and then wrecked your car? No. You did.

SPEAKER_01

So you did?

SPEAKER_00

Possibly.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, have you ever got a BJ of driving?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Very few, though. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Which I don't understand. Yeah. Relax a man. Absolutely. Fucking. I don't like. I'm driving 17 hours. Do you even get a hand job? Do you even get a hand job? Yeah. I know. Yeah. I'd rather I wouldn't want a hand job though. I wouldn't want a hand job. Who's cleaning that mess up? You just ruined these shorts. Fuck. I gotta sit there another 10 hours. I gotta make a game. Like, don't you? What the fuck are you splattering on? No. You better clean that shit up. Lick lick. Get over here. Get over here. Get over here. Just take it. No, and like, why is it that a hand job, like, because my hand jobs, you know, for myself, they don't last. Like, I'm fine. Like, I yeah, it only lasts a couple seconds. Yeah. But a girl's hand job, dude. They're fucking tugging. Like, they're fucking like they're hurting the shit out of them. I don't get it. Yeah. Like, they're trying to rip the fucking like skin. Like, when did you start working out? I didn't see that. When did your hand get down? Like you're fucking come here. Like they're trying to take it home with them. I don't get it. It's too true. Yeah, I don't like and they never hit the top. No. It's always the shaft. It's always the shaft. It's like, do you not realize like if if you would just slowly go up and down? Like, like, how would you like me to just, I don't know, grab a lip and just start yanking it? Does that feel good? Do you like that? Does it come off? Does it come off? Like, can I take that home with me? Like a fruit laurel roll-up? Peel it off? Yeah, yeah. I don't I don't understand.

SPEAKER_01

Like, I don't, I don't know. It does. And and the thing about it, they grip it so tight, you don't even want it then. No. You're like, no, no, no, no. Stop, stop. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. That's all right. I can go home and do it. Yeah, it's fine. Like, yeah, I don't understand. Yeah. I agree with you on that one.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they all tore up from. But then they say that we don't understand theirs. Yeah. I don't know. I gotta kind of you gotta down pat. I don't, I'm not saying I gotta down pat. Like, I'm not Pat. You're not Pat. I'm a Pat. But I mean, I just I I mean, like, just gentle. Like, like, I'm not trying to rip yours off. Like, why are you trying to rip mine off? Take it home. Yeah. Like you just go in a little circular motion with a one finger, not fucking all five.

SPEAKER_01

It is true. Like, when did you get such a tight? Yeah. When did you,

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SPEAKER_01

yeah?

SPEAKER_00

Like, are you at home with like one of them squeezy things? Like one of them muzzle hand builder muzzles? Yeah, just the hand. Just the claw. Yeah. Now we know where our buddy got his claw from. Too much. Too much. We're all gonna be sitting here here pretty soon, like, hey, how you doing? How you doing? That's my thoughts.

SPEAKER_01

What do you think of this? This ain't bad. It's not bad at all.

SPEAKER_00

It's not bad at all. No. Easy to get down. It is easy to get down. And it's a nice dark beer. I would actually keep this. I would Jason keep it creeper.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And I I would probably say princess on this one because it is very smooth. It's not high alcohol, only 4.5.

SPEAKER_00

Another 4.5?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, 4.5. Yeah. Oh yeah. It tastes like it should be stronger.

SPEAKER_00

It does. Yeah. Because it does have that coffee taste on the back end of it. Like a stout on the back. A stout on the back end. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, it's it's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01

That's really good. I uh it scored real high on tap, too. I'm gonna say nine. I I'm a good nine for sure.

SPEAKER_00

I'll go nine. I like it. Because and I can see anybody that likes that coffee flavor because it's not so heavy. No, it isn't. You know what I mean? It's not a heavy. If you're looking for that flavor that you get out of a stout without like with all without all that heaviness, like you can only have one, like you feel like a pig.

SPEAKER_01

Like you ate a meal. Yeah. Yeah. What is it? Stouts and I'm thinking of I know.

SPEAKER_00

I was trying to do the same thing, but I didn't want to bring it up.

SPEAKER_01

I want to say nitro, but it's not that uh stouts and uh it's gonna drive me crazy. Damn it. I know because you have one that tastes like coffee and one that we do with a beer podcast.

SPEAKER_00

Well, yeah, but we just can't remember that one. Oh beer wench. Google that for us. No, uh it's a stout and a lager,

Another Reason To Drink This Week

SPEAKER_00

not a lager. Porter is a porter. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And a porter be chocolate or yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they have more chocolate, more coffee flavor to it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But, anyways, this is pretty good.

SPEAKER_00

It's really good. I just like how light it is. It is very light. Easy on the badges.

SPEAKER_01

He's winning and getting badges. A gamba badge. We'll get a gamba badge. And what's your another reason to drink this week?

SPEAKER_00

I had a great weekend and it was a good holiday weekend. Work sucks. So work sucks right now. Just I'm not gonna get into it because who cares about my work? But you know, so that's why I've been drinking so much. Come home and you're like, I might, yeah, I did yeah, that they're giving me reasons. They're giving you a reason. They're giving me a reason to drink. So that's your another reason to drink. That's my another reason because they're giving me a reason, they're giving me reasons.

SPEAKER_01

Mine is I'm looking forward to the weekend. I need a little break. I'm a little bit tired. And the thing about the White Rock camping trip is that you really get a chance to just kind of just slow down and recover a little bit. You know, you don't I wouldn't say you sleep the best because you're sleeping on the ground, but still it's it's a very yeah, yeah. I think I even took a nap. You took a nap the last time you went. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, you took a nap. But we stayed on the island two days.

SPEAKER_01

Two days, which was nice.

SPEAKER_00

Which, yeah, so you were able to take a nap. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, and I don't know, it's gonna be weird this year. Yeah, especially if we get there. Just so many people. No, just so many people. Oh, so like I'm not used to eight people, I'm used to four to five. Yeah, and eight's gonna be a lot,

Final Thoughts And Sign Off

SPEAKER_00

eight's gonna be a lot, like we're it's gonna be a whole new experience. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be a whole new experience and everything, but it's an experience that I don't I dude, it can be 20. Yeah, you know what I mean? Because we're all friends, we're all yeah, it's just cool that everybody's gonna get the experience.

SPEAKER_01

Well, there's a lot of people who be all camping everywhere, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no, it's just gonna be cool that everybody gets the experience. That is that's my another reason to drink.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, any last thoughts? I hey, don't drink and drive. And God bless y'all. We'll see you next week. Thank you for listening.