Golf Course Canned Cocktails

Four cans, one golf-course scale, and a heat wave that makes every sip count. We’re cracking open the TK Mulligans Caddie Pack and giving each ready-to-drink vodka cocktail the only test that matters: does it taste good cold, does it stay drinkable halfway through, and would we actually bring it to the course? We start with The Crush, an orange-forward canned cocktail that hits like a laid-back brunch drink, then move into the Transfusion, where the grape flavor feels instantly familiar but the finish sparks a real argument about aftertaste and “Jesus juice” vibes.

From there, the night turns into the kind of hang you can’t script. We break down a brisket dinner that’s all about building a pan sauce with onions, garlic, red wine, and broth, plus ideas for taking it into fall with a Dutch oven, mashed potatoes, or a shepherd’s pie-style bake. We also talk summer heat and work, what it’s like when the heat index is miserable, and why cooling down and electrolytes matter more than people admit.

In the back half, we taste the Wedge sparkling lemonade and the Dogwood lemonade, compare carbonation versus a flatter finish, and lock in final ratings for the full pack. Then we pull out “Ricky’s bad questions,” which leads to a string of stories that are equal parts ridiculous and brutally honest. Subscribe for more, share this with a friend who always brings the cooler, and leave a review with your pick: which canned cocktail belongs on the first tee?

Transcript

Meet The Caddie Pack Flavors

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Podcast, it's your hostess, most is Princess and my sidekick.

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DR is in the house tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and ladies ladies and germs.

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Ladies and germs. Hey, tonight we got a good show. I'm just gonna throw the box out because there's so many on here. But, anyways, we're doing what's called the caddy pack, and it's by TK Mulligans, and it's crafted vodka cocktails. So we have the crush, which we're gonna start off with. And yeah, by the way, they're five percenters. They're only five percenters, so that is good. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's not bad. So we'll go through each one, but there's the crush, the transfusion, the dogwood, and oh my the this one was folded down. The wedge. The wedge. Right. So basically it's like orange grape, lemonade, parkland lemonade.

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Yeah.

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So we're done with that.

SPEAKER_01 1:27

I don't understand the transfusion. Yeah, we'll figure that one out. Yeah, I don't understand what that means, but I've never heard that.

SPEAKER_02 1:34

But if you want to look them up, it's actually we we try to look them up on Untap, but you actually have to put the TK model again. Yeah. Because there's a lot of things that pop up. And it's a green can. It looks pretty cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:45

It's almost like on the lines of like if you were at the uh the masters opening the master's dark green and the flags and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

Yeah. So we already had these open because we had to give uh princess some. I mean not Princess, um, the beer wench. And so we poured some out. So we're gonna go ahead and give this a shot. This one is the orange one, right? Yes, it's made with orange juice and vodka. Actually, that's very good. That's really good. I would drink this in the morning.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

So that's fucking great. I would with my age. So being a five percenter, yeah, I would drink this. These are gonna be very dangerous. Yes, but now they're very good. That is a very, very so I was in Myrtle Beach at one time, yeah, and their thing down there is it's called a crush. Oh an orange crush or something like that. Yeah, and they take vodka and oranges, actual oranges, and squeeze it in. That would be good, and it's delicious, yeah, absolutely delicious. And uh, it's what we got drunk on for the week that we were down there. Had no cold though, did you? This is pretty much it. It tastes like yeah, yeah, oranges and vodka. Yeah, I can understand why they call it a crush. I mean, it's it's very good.

SPEAKER_02 3:00

They got a story going on back here, but uh glasses and we'll let you read that when you purchase it. But this is actually very, very good. It's I I could see myself rough this on a weekend, pouring one of these in a glass, maybe a couple cubes just to keep it cold.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

Yeah, and instead of uh uh what is it with the shampoo or mimosas?

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Yeah, you know, yeah, it actually kind of tastes like memosis in effect because it's it's a little bit of carbony, and it's only five percent.

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Like you you could get through the day with just one of these, with just one of these, starting off your day or a four-pack, giving a little kick, a little kick, baby, a little baby. Who's not a little good in your step? Baby, you looking good. Oh, honey, I love you.

SPEAKER_02 3:49

Wait, wait, let me make you look better. You look prettier every second sip, every sip, every second sip, every second sip. I would agree, I would agree, anyways.

Brisket Dinner And The Magic Sauce

SPEAKER_02 4:04

Hey, what happened to Ricky's world today? Oh, well, we gotta talk about dinner too tonight.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

Absolutely, it was delicious.

SPEAKER_02 4:11

So Beer Wench made this was a brisket. So the brisket was really good, you know, seared it up with some butter in that, seared it up, but then pulled that out, and then with onion and some spices, some garlic, garlic, a red wine, and then made almost like a sauce that took the bits up, and then from there added some broth, beef broth. Yes, and then at that point put the meat back in.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

And then baked it for four hours.

SPEAKER_02 4:43

Well, with some potatoes in there, too, some round potatoes. Well, those those got cooked later on. Oh, did it? Yeah, yeah. Well, anyway, she let that go for a minute, and then but so at the end of the day, the story here is that sauce, the meat is very good. It's penetrated with that. And it was from Aldi's, which was uh pepper and salt. A lemon pepper.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

It was a lemon pepper or I thought you said it was a lemon pepper. Salt and pepper, salt and pepper, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:11

But very, very, very, very good, you know. Yeah, Stephanie Jason Keeper Creeper's wife was the one who came up with this, but I it's definitely definitely a very good meal. But the sauce is amazing.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

Yes, it the whole meal is very amazing, and it's gonna be it will probably be one of my staples come fall time. Yes, fall winter, and and I almost want to try it on a fire. Oh, yeah, I could see you. You know what I mean? Throw it, throw it over a fire in a Dutch oven, yeah, and I could see you do that. Let it run all day long and watch it break down and you probably get a good crust on it. Yeah, oh yeah, with that sauce and everything. Uh dude, I could definitely you and then add the potatoes in it, and I basically you could turn it into a stew very close, very closely, but a brisket meat, right? You know what I mean? Like I didn't realize that. I don't know. I've always been scared of brisket because you hear it's a 16-hour fucking smoke, not whatever, but not that way, like four hours or so, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

Let me but the thing about it is the sauce. So I was talking to him about like, you know, the potatoes are good, but they're the little round ones, right? Right, yeah, yeah. But the little bitty ones, yeah. But to take them out and make mashed potatoes out of them, and then put that back together, yeah, with the meat on top. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

Oh man.

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Yeah, that's a 10 out of 10 meal.

SPEAKER_01 6:46

What if you did like uh shepherd's pie kind of with that sauce? With that, you know what I mean? Like take the mash, like have the meat on the bottom with the carrots and everything, yeah, then spread the mashed potatoes over all that juices that and then flame it up with my with my new flame flower. Yeah, well, it would get that crust.

SPEAKER_02 7:12

But do they put do they put cheese in Shepherd's pie? Not really, I don't think. On top, I think. Oh, yeah, really? Just a little though. Just yeah, yeah. There was the shepherd's pie.

SPEAKER_01 7:21

I know you got on the story. There is so much you could do with that meal. Yeah, but it it all boils down to that sauce. You want that sauce that Stephanie made.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

Yeah, because it makes you almost I almost wanted just to drink the sauce. Drink the sauce, absolutely. Yeah, it's very good.

SPEAKER_01 7:37

Yeah, uh, it definitely gave me a boner.

SPEAKER_02 7:38

Yeah, me too. Yeah. And then I looked at Rick and then it went in any.

SPEAKER_01 7:45

And then yeah, and then it would definitely quiet because we looked at each other's eyes when we said he made eye contact when he said that. He's a boner. I was scared. Like, are you taking it or am I taking it? Like, I don't know who's getting the boner.

SPEAKER_02 7:59

Yeah, but and then I seen Rick throwing something on the ground. So and then I looked at him, who's picking it up?

SPEAKER_01 8:07

That was my condom.

SPEAKER_02 8:08

I really don't need it for you. Yeah, I'm leaving that one alone. How was your weekend?

SPEAKER_01 8:13

It must have been good or week.

Heat Exhaustion And Golf Going Sideways

SPEAKER_01 8:15

Uh my week was horrible. Why? I just I mean, dude, it's you know the heat, the heat. I mean, up here in northeast Ohio, it's been 107 fucking degrees. Index 108, 111. Yeah, it's yeah, yeah, it's it's been horrible and been in a factory and whatever.

SPEAKER_02 8:35

It's hot. Now I know when you're working, you say them container walls get burning hot. Yes, yeah, yes. And I do know the fact that people might not understand, but them container walls get like you bump your leg, you're getting a burnt mark.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

You you yeah, it'll take the hair off. Yeah, but you're you're in getting a red mark. Yeah, you're you're yeah, it's yes, yeah. It's very, it's been very hot and very everything. Beer went to because the cameras, you got cameras there. Yeah, he couldn't lift his leg high. She couldn't lift her leg high enough. No, to get over that. She was holding her butt. But uh, it's I mean, it was it was just a miserable week. Yeah, you know what I mean? But I did get today off. Yeah. Oh, you know what I mean? Because I work four tens. Oh, that's nice. So I get today off they give us Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday, Sunday, wow, that's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they gotta give us, they gotta pay us for one day. He did went golf, he did go golfing. I and I don't know what happened, Billy. Why? Cause everything went right. Really? Everything goes so wrong with me. Dude, everything went right. Every ball every ball went right. Every or went right correctly. Everything ball went right. Oh, not correct. Yeah, no, like went like literally sliced right. Oh, really? Every my irons, my driver hitting my driver dead on. Dead on. Yeah. And it still would go a different green, a different uh fairway.

SPEAKER_02 10:18

You weren't doing that Tuesday. No. That was just today's Wednesday or Thursday, just two days ago. I don't know what happened. You blocked that one, or did you switch it?

SPEAKER_01 10:28

I don't I don't know what happened. Yeah. I I don't know what I'm doing. I tried stepping up, I tried pulling away, I tried I sticking my tongue out, but holding your breath. You were all dead center. All right, but just fucking 300 yards right. Damn. Because you get the power, but it was. Oh, I yeah, yeah. I went out with your brother this morning, and yeah, he was just like, I because at first I thought you meant went right, and I'm like, what happened? You were doing good. My my first my first ball, first hole, whatever. Yeah, I it always goes right. Yeah, yeah, first swing, yeah. Whatever. I haven't seen you hit that much now. Yeah, but every my irons were going right. My everything was going right. I don't know what I was doing.

SPEAKER_02 11:19

At least you got that out of your system.

SPEAKER_01 11:21

I'm hoping. I'm really hoping. Like what was crazy about it is that my foreiron would literally start off straight, and you could just see the spin and just pull it right over right. Wow. Like I didn't I didn't understand. I don't know. I don't know what happened. That's discouraging. Yeah, let's no, it's not. It's a learning process. And he's looking at me like, you motherfuck.

SPEAKER_02 11:50

Let's just hope it's all fixed by next Tuesday. Well, we actually, you know, I was thinking about it. We were kind of down on ourselves a little bit Tuesday because the fact about Tuesday, we had a play of two hours and 45 minutes, yes, which was very slow for nine holes. Yes, and normally we could get that in two hours. And then Ethan said the other day, he said that he had played and he played with him and his buddy, and they finished 18 in three hours. Yeah, yeah. So we played 18.

SPEAKER_01 12:20

When I told him we played it doesn't help when you have fucking fat asses out there dancing on the fucking green. Yes, every green, every green, every fucking green. Like, oh, I'm good. Oh yeah, and I honestly think they do it on purpose. Yes, because they know that people are behind them. Yeah, they're they know people are behind them, yeah, and we're the last group out. Yeah, so they're like, oh, we don't give a fuck about them.

SPEAKER_02 12:42

Yeah, who cares? Let's let's fuck with them.

SPEAKER_01 12:45

But I don't like that disrespect, but yeah, and the problem is is that if we would do that to them, they'd be pissed. Oh, they would fucking golf on us, they would fucking they would drive on us, they have before and we weren't even dancing and stuff, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:00

Yes. Now the thing about it too is that when you go stop every hole, every shot, it wasn't every hole, it was every shot hit wait, wait, every every one. We would wait for them to get to the green on a hole. We would shoot a five on a par four, and we'd have to wait for them to drive again.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

So the 18 beers did not help. No, I will have to say that, but we had actually a good score. Yeah, we shot a five. The the lotus, the lowest, lowest. The lotus, the lotus, the lowest, the lowest this year.

SPEAKER_02 13:39

Yeah, it was a 42. Yeah, but the reason why it was upsetting is because uh we were on par probably to get a 38-39. Yes, we were, yeah, yeah, and because we kept having to wait.

SPEAKER_01 13:49

And now me and your brother did I'm not what'd you guys get? I don't want to tell you 38.

SPEAKER_02 13:54

That was him carrying you because you went all right.

SPEAKER_01 13:57

He didn't have he thought he'd be all right in flip-flops, yeah. Oh no, no, and it was wet, and so he started flipping everywhere. So he tried to probably squat enough. Oh no, and so honestly, as far right as I was hitting, yeah, we would use your ball. Yeah, we ended up using my ball and going back across four fairways, and yeah. What'd you guys end up getting? A 38.

SPEAKER_02 14:27

Wow, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:29

Where's that guy? Well, that I mean, it was probably more your brother. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, but because his short game wasn't that bad. It was on, yeah. His short game was on, but his driver was uh his dick was out the whole time. Yeah, like he was.

SPEAKER_02 14:48

I drive pretty good, other than the couple times that I said I want to try something new because I knew Rick got out there. I was like, Rick, I'm gonna try something.

SPEAKER_01 14:56

But I crushed it last year. You did. I was crushed. You had a beautiful on five. I had a couple, like they were like I were they were these were so far. I believe it's but it was almost like it was my first time golfing. Really? That bad. That bad. That far right. But you were still get a 38. But it doesn't matter. I mean, I'm I mean, I'm still hitting them fucking 300.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

300 yards. He ain't in 300 yards, no, more like 150. No, stop it, anyways. Let's let's let's uh rate this, yep, and then we'll talk a little bit about

Rating The Crush And Transfusion

SPEAKER_02 15:30

mine. So, what we're gonna do, I think about this. I was thinking about how we would rate these. There's four of them, right? Yes, let's do the first two, let's wait. Okay, okay, because then you can, you know, we drink this one. So save a little sip of this. Yeah, save what you got left of that one. I heard it.

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I heard it.

SPEAKER_02 15:48

I can spit in your mouth. I'll put it in my mouth. Don't drink it. Anyways, we're gonna switch to the transfusion. Why can't we real quick? Okay, let's do it. But it's hard to rate because you this one's pretty good. It is really good, but then when you drink the next one, if it's better Okay, so how about we're gonna just start them all off at fives? Let's say okay, five. I get it halfway. You know, well, we're gonna we're no well. Let's say seven, because fairness, this is probably it definitely, yeah. Okay, definitely a seven. Seven. So I would probably say the crush, I could drink in the morning. I would love this with eggs on a weekend. Yes, I I would probably give this a solid eight. Yeah, yeah. So the crush, an eight. Crush an eight.

SPEAKER_01 16:30

I'm I'm good.

SPEAKER_02 16:31

Yeah, I would so much so far, Jason keep creepers. Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 16:37

Yes, and everyday drink, princess, out of the park. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's good. Could you imagine on a not so hot day out on the golf course? Yes. This would so I okay. But the other ones hold off because it might be lemonade. Now we did we did rate this. We said eight. Right. And and I agree with you on that. So from now on, for the next three, yeah, let's go golf course, and then and then we'll come back through. And then we'll come back through and go, okay, then rate them. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:21

So on the golf course on the golf course, on the golf course with the egg sandwich in the morning, I would start off with that. Yeah, you would start off with that one. It would go so good. Okay. Yeah, you get what I'm saying, right? Yep, I get what you're saying. That one's very good. Okay, now we're gonna start in the trans fusion. This one's grape. It's not the look you give me. Wait, I gotta get the orange on my face. I gotta get the smile off my face.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

It's gonna take it away.

SPEAKER_02 17:49

Ooh, that has a real good grape flavor.

SPEAKER_01 17:53

It's gonna take me a minute. So now, now I'm thinking a Sunday morning, because Jesus just turned this into vodka. Yeah. I ate him on the golf course. Jesus juice. It's Jesus juice on the golf course. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like and it's got a good grape flavor to it.

SPEAKER_02 18:15

Dude, I this I so I'll be honest, I'd probably put two of the crushes down before I even switch to the juice, the Jesus juice.

SPEAKER_01 18:26

So it doesn't has an aftertaste. Yeah, and I don't know if it's because of the crush. Yeah, hold on a minute.

SPEAKER_02 18:33

Yeah, let's rinse our mouths with some water here, some ultra. Okay. Give it a minute, give it a second, right? I like the grape, but I did get when you said the Sunday, it does taste like that little cup thing.

SPEAKER_01 18:54

Take a communion. Where's the little cracker at? I mean, well, I hate opening my mouth in church anymore because I didn't get a cracker. Ricky didn't get a cracker. No, no, it was in the priest's private thing.

SPEAKER_02 19:14

You gotta earn that cracker, beach.

SPEAKER_01 19:19

That's good though. It does have a funny taste, dude. I I think it does have a it, I mean, yeah. Taste it one more time. I did. I I get it. Tell me that doesn't have a off spray. Right at the end. Right at the end, an off spray, like almost like you were spraying for bugs and you tasted it a little bit. There's something at the end.

SPEAKER_02 19:49

I I give you a lot of you taste the grape flavor and everything's good. It's good, and then all of a sudden it's like mmm. But I'll be honest, right now this is leading to about a seven for me. Compared to the orange crush.

SPEAKER_01 20:03

No, I still got half left, so I'm gonna you know what I'm saying? I get too I get what you're saying. Yeah, and uh, and I don't want to plant that seed in here. Now I have this off taste almost. Yeah, like there's something, there's something there, and I'm not sure if it's just because my taste buds are yeah, all fun.

SPEAKER_02 20:22

We got two lemonade ones on the second half, so spark lemonade and that lemonade to me is more on the golf course. See, I'm not a huge lemonade fan, so we'll we'll see how it goes. Yeah, but anyways, my week pretty much it's a long week, but you know, working in the plant, yeah, working in the plant, it's warm. Yeah, it's toasty. I I yeah, so we we hired some new people and stuff, and I always tell them, you know, hey, remember, it gets cold here, but in December, you know what I mean? It gets cold. December and February, but in the in the summer, it's it's warm, you know what I mean? And it's hard to start your first day and you're like in a sauna, you know what I mean, and you're not used to like the physical activity, right?

SPEAKER_01 21:05

And then the heat. So now, do you have is there any uh you have air in just the break rooms, the break rooms, break rooms, all the bathrooms and stuff like that? Yeah, offices.

SPEAKER_02 21:15

So, and then we encourage people at least to take break in the AC.

SPEAKER_01 21:19

No, yes, see now I can't do that. Why? Because I'm hotter when I come out.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

Okay, so I understand that, but under certain conditions, you that you need that, you need to cool down, you need to get that.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

Yep, and I I get it like I go outside, yes, you know what I mean, just because like you get the breeze or whatever, yeah. Get the breeze, whatever. I don't want to cool my body down that much to where now I'm walking back into a fucking street.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

But they you know they actually recommend well, there's different levels, like level one, level two, right? When you get to level two, which was like kind of yesterday, lady afternoon, right, with the heat bulb and that, they say. You should at least take five minutes to give your body a rest from that heat. From the heat. And then which we do is we give them some electrolyte popsicles and stuff, all that stuff. Whoever makes quenchers is fucking. I do. You know what I do? I do a margarita with salt.

SPEAKER_01 22:24

In your air conditioner. Yeah, in my air conditioner. I get thirsty too. You put the air conditioner, or you put the glass up next to it so it freezes it real quick. Like, look, and now it's nice and now it's chill. Let me lick that salt.

SPEAKER_02 22:38

Because salt puts electrolytes back in me. Don't be hating how I get my electrolytes.

SPEAKER_01 22:43

I know. Just like Tuesday when you got to go off. You're like, man, it's fucking hot. Yeah. And you showed up in all black. I'm like, you know, the sucker came out of air conditioning all day. It was.

SPEAKER_02 22:57

I had to walk to my car. You're like, I went to lunch. I went to lunch. I couldn't touch the steering wheel.

SPEAKER_01 23:05

I was like, ow, ow, ow.

SPEAKER_02 23:06

No, yesterday it seemed warmer than today.

SPEAKER_01 23:09

Even though the heat index was it, see, I well, I didn't work today. I tried to work today, but I today I was underneath my shade and my tree. And it was comfortable, right? It was beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 23:23

I apologize, people. The AC gets to my throat. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm gonna stick to that story. My my dick hits tobacco. But anyways, my one, so other than the work week, the heat. I feel fat for everybody, you know, that has to work. And I think of you and uh the container box, them are like little saunas. It's rough.

SPEAKER_01 23:45

It's rough.

SPEAKER_02 23:46

It is.

SPEAKER_01 23:46

Yeah. I mean, but I mean that's that's what we do, right? Yeah, that's that's what makes us happy. How we make a living. It's the way this world goes around. Yeah. Because of all of us. Everybody. Everybody. You know, I mean, that's everybody contributes and it sucks when it's hot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:04

Sucks when it's cold. Doesn't really matter. And you know, the funny thing is I've seen the lady putting up the calendars, and she put up September. In reality, September will be here. Because they do it three months out. You know, say if July, August, September. Yeah. Before you know it, we'll start to see October, November, December.

SPEAKER_01 24:24

We're already six months in. We are six months away from Christmas.

SPEAKER_02 24:28

And you know, and then and then you know, people will mention, like, you know, July is very busy. July is a busy month, so it goes for you guys? Yes. That's crazy. It's because we got so much going on, so the days go like, you know.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

Is it because you guys are doing a build-ahead for winter? Because you're a mount paying company. I mean you're a container or a pro cane holder company, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 24:55

So what what what happens actually, which is funny, is that yes, our busy season's all the the holiday times.

unknown 25:03

Right.

SPEAKER_02 25:03

Think about December, winter, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:05

Yeah, because everybody just bought new.

SPEAKER_02 25:06

Yeah, the last company I worked for was the opposite. You know, the spring was busy, summer was okay, fall was busy, but winter and summer was off. It's because everybody probably took off. But in this world, it's the opposite, right? You know what I mean? Yeah. But I forgot what I was gonna say. But uh yes, you're right. We do get busier during the whole month of the winter because of the time. But what makes us so busy now is that our fiscal year, we do a fiscal year, not a calendar year. Right. And our fiscal year ends in May and we start the new fiscal year in June. So you know how most people are busy in January because the new calendar year. Right, right. Yeah, so that tends to be more where we we because we're doing all our planning for the next year. For the next year. Yeah, right. And then you got all this stuff going on, so yes, it's busy. But that's enough about work. Yeah, absolutely. Let's talk about the golf course and the stream. So it does taste like Jesus juice.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

It absolutely does.

SPEAKER_02 26:10

Yeah. And I now that my palate has cleared a little bit, I don't get as much coffee tasting. Yes, at the end.

SPEAKER_01 26:18

At the end, yeah. So I think if I had this on whole three. Okay, so let's go back.

SPEAKER_02 26:24

We could make it you do one or two of the crush.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 26:27

Like, man, you got it the you got it the course. That would that would be more second.

SPEAKER_01 26:31

That would definitely well. I'm not quite the drinker you are, so I know.

SPEAKER_02 26:35

I he lasts because he would already be two in before I got there. So I would do the crush first. Once or two ice. I'm already two in. I know I would do two.

SPEAKER_01 26:47

I would do one, do two, eat my egg sandwich and chase and two.

SPEAKER_02 26:53

I'm chasing whatever. Yeah. So I'm drinking one as I'm I'm getting my golf cart.

SPEAKER_01 26:59

Jesus juice would be number whole three. Three, four. For I just whole three for hoping to walk across water water. Because that's three, all three is a replay at as a pond. Is a pond. And we wanted to in my hand, I'd be like, Yep. I would probably one-hand it. I would I would just hold this can in one hand and then be like, Jesus, take the wheel and let it go. Please get across the water.

SPEAKER_02 27:31

Yeah, I would give this. I'm gonna stick with seven and a half for me.

SPEAKER_01 27:34

I would stay with that.

SPEAKER_02 27:36

Yeah, I like it. I think it's I like it for hole three and four.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

I I think it still has a taste at the end of it. Yeah, I like it, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:47

But there is a taste. But let me ask you this so far when you're golfing, these are going down quick.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

Oh fuck, they're going quick, they're gear, yeah. And yeah, definitely, yeah, yeah. I I they would go down quicker than regular water. Yep. Or make ultra or whatever we drink. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

We we now we're drinking McUltra. McUltra is actually good, it's got a good flavor to it, low calorie, right? It's our daily, so it works pretty good. Yeah, so seven and a half on this, eight on the crush.

SPEAKER_01 28:21

Yep, and that's where we got two more on the second half. We got some lemonades coming up. We got a non-sparkling and a sparkling.

SPEAKER_02 28:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:32

Lemonade ones. Yeah, so but they're all five percent, so we're only at 20% in 30 minutes, yeah. Yeah, yeah, which no, we're 10 every 30 minutes. So we're a bottle of wine in. Bottle of wine after

Weekend Plans And Party Teasers

SPEAKER_01 28:46

the show.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

But yeah, anything else? No, we talked about cooking. Hey, did you cook anything extra? Because I know we talked about Stephanie's race.

SPEAKER_01 28:55

I yes, and I didn't uh this week has been kind of busy. Uh, this was our end of our quarter. So you're busy like I like I was coming home, a lot of shit.

SPEAKER_02 29:06

But over the weekend you did go. I mean, you did hike a little bit. Wasn't that the fall? What did we do this weekend? Why didn't we game then? Oh no, you were camping with the fam.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:17

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was like, why didn't we game?

SPEAKER_01 29:20

Anyways, no, no, yeah. I mean, we camped over there. I did cook some ribs, but yeah, they were just ribs, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 29:26

So, this coming week, just to give you a next preview, the next show, is that we're going to a guy's retirement party, and they're supposed to do an alligator.

SPEAKER_01 29:34

Oh, you coming out?

SPEAKER_02 29:35

Yeah, I'm coming. Oh, I didn't on Saturday. You sure? Yeah. Well, I got invited. Kat's not gonna get her hair done or something, and she's not coming. Then I'll say she's coming. No, I'm just kidding. We're coming, but they're gonna do an alligator.

SPEAKER_01 29:51

So I'm willing to say herds. I I'm not gonna go any further on that. We'll we'll next week we'll give you the full details. Yeah, we have pieces of it.

SPEAKER_02 30:02

Oh, that's it. Well, we'll get into that, whatever. But but there's supposed to be a whole, you know, it's a fourth July weekend. So well, it's a retirement birthday party. You know what? We forgot to wear our fourth July shirts. Oh, our 250-year anniversary we're supposed to wear. Do you want to change your shit? I didn't bring mine. Well, we can we can chip my brother fourth right here. Yeah, one show, one show, half naked. Yeah, we'll get a lot of views then. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

Oh, let's do a show naked.

SPEAKER_02 30:29

Naked show? Oh, maybe that'll drive YouTube.

SPEAKER_01 30:32

YouTube will let us. They'll let you show. I ain't doing that. Oh, and what the bear wines is trying to get us naked. We we know an art teacher. Yeah. And she could paint us. Paint us with some abs. Paint us with well, no, with uh some abs. Red, white, and blue. I got abs.

SPEAKER_02 30:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:52

You know, abs and red, white, and I'd rather wear the shirt.

SPEAKER_02 30:56

We got 50-year anniversary shirts we were supposed to wear, and I forgot. Oh yeah. Yeah. Can she paint like a big dick? See what he's trying to say? Anyways, we'll be right back. We're gonna take a nice cold one and grab two more of these TK mulligans, and we'll be right back.

Sparkling Lemonade Wedge Taste Test

SPEAKER_02 31:46

Welcome back. We're gonna do the wedge.

SPEAKER_01 31:48

The wedge. The wedge a big wedge right in the middle of everything.

SPEAKER_02 31:52

Yeah, and this one is the sparkling lemonade.

SPEAKER_01 31:56

Oh, this is the sparkling?

SPEAKER_02 31:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:58

Hell yeah. It's actually really good.

SPEAKER_02 32:00

So we're on the third, fourth hole.

SPEAKER_01 32:03

Oh, fourth hole. Going on five. We're hitting off five. Ooh, I like that. I like that one. And I'm not a huge lemonade fan, but it's not a very thick lemonade taste. And it's not real sweet either. No, it's really good.

SPEAKER_02 32:20

Now, this is the sparkling one. I'm curious to see what the next one has.

SPEAKER_01 32:25

I'm guessing it's gonna be a little sweeter. I'm thinking the same thing. Yeah, I'm guessing it's this, just sweeter. But it's very good. I like this one a little better. Finally burping up that brisket. It's fighting back. Oh, yeah. It's yeah, I'm gonna get it. And it's winning. I almost just ate it again.

SPEAKER_02 32:45

That's good when something comes back twice, right?

SPEAKER_01 32:47

It's good.

SPEAKER_02 32:49

So I got the sh so what we'll do is we'll drink this one, and then we'll do some Ricky's bad choices or answer this, and then we'll jump into the second one.

SPEAKER_01 33:00

Yeah, sure. Here we go now. Here we go now.

SPEAKER_02 33:06

Here we go now. He's like, you got him all fine. Uh-oh, he grabbed the lighter. He's gonna fit.

SPEAKER_01 33:12

I gotta fidget. Yeah, yeah, I gotta fidget. I already been told that the last one got really bad, evidently. Oh, really? Yeah, I get it. I didn't see it. No, yeah. Were you stroking it? No, you were here.

SPEAKER_02 33:25

Okay, I'm gonna shuffle him, Rick. All right, go ahead. Random order.

SPEAKER_01 33:28

Random order. Great.

SPEAKER_02 33:30

Oh, this one starts off good.

Ricky’s Bad Questions Start Here

SPEAKER_02 33:32

Have you ever masturbated in a public place? In a public place? Yeah. No, I haven't either. No, I I I yeah. No.

SPEAKER_01 33:40

Wait, we started to expand on that one a little bit. Well, no, I like I don't want to be caught. Feel bad enough. Like, I'm already shameful enough that I'm doing it. And then you don't want to be caught have to do it. You know? You know, I don't want to get caught in it.

SPEAKER_02 33:56

There was one time Kat was walking out of like, I don't know, Target or something like that, and she was going to her car, and she had noticed when she had pulled in, there was a guy across the way, right? And he was kind of watching, and then he pulled his car up next to her, right? And she was walking out, she noticed that the car was there. And when she was getting in the car, you know, coming around. His car? No, yeah, his car. When she was coming around to her car, he was sitting there whacking one off. See, that's that's that's absolutely so she went back in and she called and then went a course. After she cleaned them up, yeah. After she cleaned them up and then went back in and said, some guy out there. It was like the TikTok, he offered me two.

SPEAKER_01 34:43

Look how much is on my face. He was beating off.

SPEAKER_02 34:48

But yeah, so he did that. But that would yeah, but that would be that would be disgusting. But there are creeps out there.

SPEAKER_01 34:57

There's a ton of creeps out there. You know what I mean? That's me.

SPEAKER_02 35:00

I would do it from a distance with some glasses.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

Yeah, yeah. Like, oh, like my hotel room or whatever, you know. Bend over, baby, bend over, get in the backseat. Have you ever thought about taking a black light to a hotel room? No. I'd be so scared. I yeah, I like like one of them little ones, like I I would I could.

SPEAKER_02 35:20

I mean it's so scary. Especially in Vegas. You know what? You wouldn't want to sleep anywhere.

SPEAKER_01 35:25

No, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 35:26

You'd be like, the floor would be just one blue fucking sea. The chair. Yeah, because the bathroom would be like a murder scene.

SPEAKER_01 35:36

Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. Like even when you're there, think about it. Oh, I don't care. Yeah, I'd fucking just spray it everywhere. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:45

On the mirror. On the wall.

SPEAKER_01 35:48

You really don't spray. It just kind of uh, dude, it's barely dripples out, dude. It fucking usually goes up. That's new. I don't have enough to take away gravity. It's like, hmm.

SPEAKER_02 36:05

Have you ever been to a strip club? Come on.

SPEAKER_01 36:09

It's quite yeah. No, I have. I have yeah, me too. I've been to a couple.

SPEAKER_02 36:14

A couple.

SPEAKER_01 36:14

Not too many. I used to I dated a girl from I've told this story. Yeah. Dated a girl from a strip club. Yeah. I fell in love, dude. She was like cigarettes with her hoochie. With her hoochie. Really? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, she'd put a match. Oh, really? You would hold it. I don't know, somehow. I still don't know how they were. She had you had that. I was like, and then she was like, Yeah, yeah, at least you didn't burn me. I was like, I don't know how you did it, but you go. I love you. I love you. In my bedroom. Yeah, let's see if we can light these huggers all kill everything inside of it.

SPEAKER_02 37:09

Yeah, I've been to a strip club. Did I tell you about the time I got kicked out? No. You got kicked out of a strip club. I got kicked out of a strip club. So me and a buddy went in, and it was like a mid-afternoon on a Thursday, let's say, right? And we go in there, there's one, maybe two people there. You didn't like the chicken wings. I didn't like the chicken wings. And uh they're sitting there dancing and stuff, and we sit down, and the guy goes, a high table. And he goes, get us a drink, you know. So they come over and get us a drink, and he said, We'd like a couple table dances. I'm celebrating it's his birthday. And I was like, Yeah, it's my birthday, we're celebrating, right? And he took and fanned out hundred dollar bills across so he had probably a couple thousand dollars and fanned it out. You know how you fan out money and laid it on a table. Let's get some women over here. Everyone came over there. Everyone. And they say, come over here. I had a chick on this lap, chick on this lap, one titties in here, t's on a left, everything. I was like, Yeah, I'm all happy. Happy birthday to me. And the guy kicked us out. Reason why is because the other two gentlemen that were in there were pissed because we had all the women, but they wanted to make money. They wanted over there jerking that guy off for five bucks. You know?

SPEAKER_01 38:34

What would they they kicked us out?

SPEAKER_02 38:37

That's a shitty fucking script. Yep, they they kicked us out because we had all the women and we were gonna spend that money there. Right. Yep, and they kicked us out because we weren't literally not we didn't even get the first drink. Wow. Yep. Because we went there and he ordered a drink.

SPEAKER_01 38:55

They were evidently CEOs or you know what I mean. Well, I don't know. If they were bigger, if they were big enough to have you guys kicked out.

SPEAKER_02 39:05

Well, well, the so the ladies came, the well, whatever, the bouncer guy came over and told one told the ladies, you all can't be over here. And they were all arguing with them because they didn't so yeah, who wanted to go over there?

SPEAKER_01 39:19

That's a good you know what I mean? Like, yeah, like, okay, well, I got a hundred strippers arguing with me because they want my money. Yep. And we did. We uh I just start rapping, yeah. I just start rapping hunters around your dick. Around my dick, be like, all right.

SPEAKER_02 39:35

Well, we only we only had two thousand, that takes a lot more.

SPEAKER_01 39:38

Which one's following?

SPEAKER_02 39:40

Yeah, put it on the floor.

SPEAKER_01 39:42

I'm telling you, they were put it on the fucking beer.

SPEAKER_02 39:44

They were so pissed, and then we were paying, I'm not paying for that beer, nothing. Yeah, because she's bringing it over. I'm like, I'm not paying for that. We're not even gonna be able to drink it. Right. And he's like, I need you guys, guys, leave. Leave. You're out of here. And all the ladies were pissed because none of them were they were all arguing.

SPEAKER_01 39:59

Yeah, so now they're gonna go back home.

SPEAKER_02 40:01

They didn't make anything, and no one else made anything. Yep. And I was like, never going back there. Have you ever scratched your ass and smelt your finger? I think I do that on a daily basis. So you want to know something disgusting? You ready for this? I know a guy, he would like always put his hand and then smell. No, stop it. Yes, and he was so let's say, norm to it, that he would do it all the time without even thinking, a matter who was around him. It was like a nervous yep. He would always, and I'm like, and he did it not only in front of men and went, you know, and I'm like, someone pointed it out to me, and I was like, and it got worse, it got worse.

SPEAKER_01 40:54

That's fucking bad.

SPEAKER_02 40:55

Yeah, and he would always be like, yeah, and he would think nothing of it. Inside his pants, inside his pants, he would go down the front because I'm not gonna lie, dude.

SPEAKER_01 41:07

And I hope that I'm not the only one, but yeah, here it goes. Yeah, yeah, well, you know, like like not inside my pants, but like a real hot fucking sweaty day, and I smell a funk. I smell a funk, you might like and like I'll be like, like I'll maybe rub my ass a little bit, you know what I mean? Like run, like run by it, but like I don't know. Is that me? Or is that fucking Bobby Jim over there? You know what I mean? I don't know, like I don't stick my hand in my ass.

SPEAKER_02 41:40

But well, the guy didn't stick his hand in his ass, he was always in the front.

SPEAKER_01 41:44

No, yeah, well, even I'm just saying, like, I don't want to fucking he was in that place, yeah. He was in that I'm not gonna go in my fupa be like, I love that smell.

SPEAKER_02 41:56

But no, but that's nothing like a good Fupa in the morning, but it could be that whoever he was with the pheromones.

SPEAKER_01 42:05

I I know I oh so he's you think he's smelling vagina, vagina, like left over left over, really, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:14

I don't know, I don't know, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:15

No, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 42:16

Yeah, no, no, I can't. And then one time he let me one time he licked that and then he went down wet.

SPEAKER_01 42:24

No, and went down wet and started fucking rubbing it off, cleaning it off a little bit, yeah. He was like, Yeah, fuck it. I'm gonna go and blow my.

SPEAKER_02 42:32

But I was surprised the guy did it, and I didn't realize until someone pointed it out to me, and then I was watching him, and he's like, you know, he's doing it like in his mind, he he's so used to doing it that he doesn't even realize he's doing it.

SPEAKER_01 42:49

Now I have watched a but not the ass, like you. I no, I didn't stick my hand in my ass. I just want to make sure that it's not me. It is you, it's your ass if I'm smelling it.

SPEAKER_02 43:02

I'm like, I I start getting worried, dude. Like, I like oh, you're thinking you're around a group of people and you smell ass.

SPEAKER_01 43:08

Well, no, like yeah, you know what I mean? Like, like I was like, is it my ass? I will brush my ass and be like, okay, it wasn't me. Somebody else. But now I had to go. I watched the curve. I watched a girl in study hall. Dude, I watched this girl in study hall, and I I'll say her name off uh not now, yeah, but off air. I watched her stick her hand down her pants and bring it up and smell it, and smell it, and she got disgusted. She was just like gave you gave the look like oh yeah. Yeah, like like that's like this was like eleventh grade. I think I was sitting there and I I think I did her because I remember.

SPEAKER_02 44:00

And like, ooh, let me just get this over. What the hell was it? Was it like Catherine or something? No. You're bad. That wasn't the name. No, it wasn't her name. Her name was Step. Oh no. She has a really good positive. She makes a mean burst get. Anyways, we love you. At least you ain't smelling your own ass.

SPEAKER_01 44:32

Like she's gonna wave it up a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 44:36

Sure. Have you ever eaten ass? That's a nice question. What the fuck? I would say no. I've never ate ass because there's no way I could get past it. If I got some kind of shit, taste, or smell, I'd be done. She would have puke on her.

SPEAKER_01 44:56

Straight out of the shower. Nope. You've never fucking accidentally licked. You ever stuck a finger in it? You've never stuck a finger? Licked a finger? Like a pudding pop? I'll put a finger in it. I put a finger. I put a finger in it and be like, what's the corn for it? You're like Bill Cosby. That's you. Yeah. You hear me gagging over here.

SPEAKER_02 45:22

You know I ain't getting through it. If anything, she would have puked. The question should be have you ever puked on a girl?

SPEAKER_01 45:29

Okay, have you ever had your ass licked? We've talked about this because okay, so what's the difference? It wasn't me because she came up and gave you a kiss. No, she didn't. Yes, she did. Yeah, she did. Look, look how far that hat's coming down. I left her for you. He was like, her mustache had shit on it. I left it for you. But so yourself her mustache had shit on it, and I still kissed her. I left it on it. I thought it was brownie mixed.

SPEAKER_02 46:09

So let me ask you this. So you must have freshed out of the shower. Fresh out of the shower.

SPEAKER_01 46:14

You'll be like. Well, no, I like I start on the vagina. Oh, and then you slip. And then I accidentally tripped. Like I'll I'll run my tongue across it. You didn't go in. I'm not digging in. I'm not digging in. I'm not getting a spoon and hitting. That's what it said. You ever get that top salad? No, no. Well, I I've had it done to me. Yeah. I mean, I do that's not bad. I'm not gonna lie. That's a whole different experience. Okay, we're gonna go. I mean, they're they're a little less from prison. Prison's a little violent.

SPEAKER_02 46:51

Hey, we got three questions. We'll pause, rate this. We gotta we gotta do that. We got one more. Yeah, so halfway show. So I do like the wedge.

SPEAKER_01 47:01

I do. It's very good. I like the sparkliness of it. And it's light. It's light. It's not very sweet.

SPEAKER_02 47:10

Now you're on hole four. This could carry me for a cup of eight.

SPEAKER_01 47:15

We're not done yet.

SPEAKER_02 47:18

This would carry me around four, five, and six.

SPEAKER_01 47:20

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:21

I can see that.

SPEAKER_02 47:22

A couple of these.

SPEAKER_01 47:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:24

I'd probably switch back to the crush.

SPEAKER_02 47:26

Yeah. But think about it. If you're out there sweating like this week where it was real hot, the lemonade would go down quick. Too quick. I'll give this eight.

SPEAKER_01 47:37

I'm with you on that. Same with the crush. Yeah. With the crush. 7-5 on the grave. The Jesus juice, yeah. 7-5 on the grade. You just need the Jesus juice for the water. Yeah. Whole three. Yeah, whole three. Or any water.

SPEAKER_02 47:52

Well, unless you're Rick, you need it for whole one because it's down there on the right. So we'll do the next one. Beer Winch will get the next one why we go into more.

SPEAKER_01 48:03

Are we going to either pause for a second?

SPEAKER_02 48:05

No, Beer Wentz is there.

SPEAKER_01 48:07

I already got it.

SPEAKER_02 48:08

But I wanted another water. Okay. Let me move some stuff around here. Oh!

Dogwood Pour And More Wild Cards

SPEAKER_02 48:16

And this is the dog wood, which is good for like whole 6, 7, 8. You're fine. I'm gonna sit here and drink while he gets a he ran out of hemiclobe. Ultra. You know what? You would think that this would be sweeter? It's not sweeter. It's not sweeter. It actually looks kind of pink in the glass.

SPEAKER_01 48:42

I see that. I see it's very pink. Oh no, that one's gonna take a minute.

SPEAKER_02 48:48

Yeah. It has less of a lemon flavor. It smells like a lemon. Try it. I like the I like the sparkly one better. This one's kind of flat on the tongue. So I'm not sure if which one I would take on what hole. I'd probably save the other one for the last part. Take this one on the.

SPEAKER_01 49:09

I don't know if I like I might like this one better.

SPEAKER_02 49:12

Well, let's give it some try. Well, as we drink this, we'll go through the last three cards.

SPEAKER_01 49:17

Oh, fucking perfect.

SPEAKER_02 49:18

Yeah. This one's a real good one. Do you walk around your house naked when you're home? Alone? Yeah. I do too. Yeah. I walk around with the wife naked.

SPEAKER_01 49:30

Yeah, I mean, if I had a wife, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:32

Yeah. I mean I mean, last night I I went downstairs and let the dog.

SPEAKER_01 49:36

I would hope that okay, well, maybe something will happen.

SPEAKER_02 49:43

It goes to give you a blowjob. Something.

SPEAKER_01 49:46

But yeah, I mean, it's no, yeah, I'll walk. I'll dude, I walk out. I love where I live. Yeah. Because you could go all the way out in your underwear. Yeah. Dude, I'm standing out there sometimes, especially on a Thursday night, having a cigarette. Like I'll be just standing there, fucking just everything out there.

SPEAKER_02 50:10

Wind blowing. Yeah. So don't come over this direction. No.

SPEAKER_01 50:15

I mean, unless you want to. And that's where the ghost comes in.

SPEAKER_02 50:20

What sexual activity do you consider off limits?

SPEAKER_01 50:25

Oh, anything in the butt. Yeah. Anything in my butt. Anything in my butt.

SPEAKER_02 50:33

He had to clarify.

SPEAKER_01 50:35

He said anything in the butt, but your butt is okay. My butt.

SPEAKER_02 50:43

Yeah. Well, wait in your butt, but you don't mind the licky-licky.

SPEAKER_01 50:47

I don't.

SPEAKER_02 50:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:48

I don't like I've had that. Like a little rim job, dude. I ain't gonna lie. But nothing in the if you haven't had it, it's because yeah, you you don't know then. Yeah.

unknown 50:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:00

I'm with you on that one. Have you ever scratched your ass and smelt your face? Wait, we already had this. Wait, I must have messed them up because we did that one, didn't you? Yes. Mr. Straight.

SPEAKER_01 51:13

Because I said I didn't scratch my ass, but like I I don't understand. I'm I can't.

SPEAKER_02 51:18

You know what the thing is, is that we we probably didn't answer this one, but because we had to ask one, have you ever eaten ass that led into the scratch and smell your ass? Did we? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:30

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 51:31

Yeah, well, let me grab one more then. Random shuffle. Perfect. Look at the look on Rick's face.

SPEAKER_01 51:36

Yeah, I love him. Okay. It's the only thing that makes us go go.

SPEAKER_02 51:42

It is funny though. Have you no, what's the worst reason you've ever had to dump someone? Ooh. That one's gonna take me a minute to think about. What's the worst reason? The worst reason you had to dump someone. What you know what, like yo, your ass smells too much.

SPEAKER_01 52:02

No, well, I mean, worst reason for me or worse reason for that girl. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 52:09

Oh, reason probably you because you would have made up something for her, right? You've been probably pulling out. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 52:16

I impregnated that girl, so I have to go with her for now. But in nine months, like let me know if it don't work out.

SPEAKER_00 52:27

It don't work out.

SPEAKER_01 52:29

Let me know.

SPEAKER_02 52:31

Yeah, that's a good one. I can't even top that. Was that really?

SPEAKER_01 52:35

I mean, it kind of happened.

SPEAKER_02 52:39

Mine was you are my best friend's girlfriend.

SPEAKER_01 52:47

You are my best friend's wife. I don't know. I feel a little guilty here. I don't think I can fuck you anymore. It was good, but uh like please okay. I feel really bad that he's licking my vagina or my cum out of your vagina.

SPEAKER_02 53:07

And then then I even walked away, and it's like, okay, one more time.

SPEAKER_01 53:11

It's always one more time. Yeah, one more time. And that was the best. Yeah, you always feel proud. Yeah. Make sure you let him kiss it. Dude, oh I'm not even gonna say it. Don't go there. No, no, no, I'm not gonna say it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:29

Anyways, that's all Ricky's bad questions. Yay! Yay, yay.

SPEAKER_01 53:34

Uh bad answers. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:37

So we'll we'll go a little bit more so we can savor this, but what's your another reason to drink?

Final Rankings Where To Buy Closing

SPEAKER_01 53:43

Dude, we got a good weekend going on. A lot going on this coming. We got a lot of good things going on this weekend. We got that list of next going on.

SPEAKER_02 53:51

Uh a lot of people on Fourth July.

SPEAKER_01 53:53

We get we none of us work tomorrow, so no. I do haven't worked today. I mean, I worked my ass off today. Around the house. Your brother came over and helped out a lot today, which was very nice. Yeah, I was very thankful of him. Yeah. Uh and then, yeah, just uh a lot of a lot of shit going on, you know. Yeah. Uh we're gonna have a great time.

SPEAKER_02 54:15

We got I'm with you on the same with mine. The the the party this weekend. I'm hoping to get a little relaxation, you know, catch up on some stuff around the house a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 54:25

I thought I was going to, but I don't, I don't, I really don't think I'm going to.

SPEAKER_02 54:29

Really? No. Because of the neighborhood pulling you in.

SPEAKER_01 54:32

Just the uh no, it's just uh I thought I was gonna have another. So I had all day today. Yeah, did did a lot of pressure washing, whatever. Yeah, I thought I was gonna finish it up tomorrow and then forgot my son and the grandkids are gonna come out at like 12 30 tomorrow. So that I wanted to get everything done and then party Saturday, Sunday. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, but but it is what it is.

SPEAKER_02 54:59

I accept them coming out and so what I hear is that we'll be able to game early in the morning first and then Oh, tomorrow morning?

SPEAKER_01 55:07

Yeah, we could probably game tomorrow morning. Yeah, a few hours, yeah. We could probably game. Not a few hours, but we could probably game tomorrow. Come on, if you get early up enough. I dude, I'm up at like five.

SPEAKER_02 55:19

So I'll hit you up. You hit me up when you're up because sometimes I look at my phone, no one's up. I'll lay back down, no one's up. Anyways, same reasons, just catch up on stuff, the big parties this weekend, looking for a little RR. But I'm also looking forward next week because we have our white White Rock trip. Yeah, which is a camping trip that we do with my brother, your brother.

SPEAKER_01 55:42

What time are you coming out? White Rock? Yeah. Well, I have to figure that out. Like I will I would love, love, love everybody to be here by 9. On Friday. That would be fucking great. Yeah, I think we can make that. So I don't know if you want to go home after Thursday. I probably should. Okay. Okay, I just yeah, yeah, we'll get back to it. It depends.

SPEAKER_02 56:06

She's trying to kill me. Anyways, what would you rate? The other way around. I know. But that's why I yeah. Yeah. What would you call the dog one? Now we're on the course.

SPEAKER_01 56:19

I actually like this one better. So you would probably I I think this one's sweeter and not as bitter. So, but on a hot ass day like today, no, I would not.

SPEAKER_02 56:32

Well, if they were cold, they'd probably go down quick. Yes, yeah, you're right. Actually, I I think I agree with you. I like this one. This one's easier to get down because the carbonation isn't there. Yes. Yep. I probably would take this all the way to whole nine.

SPEAKER_01 56:48

Actually, a whole ten. Yeah. Right up to the and gimme a water. I mean, if it's that hot, yeah, because after drinking all these. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:58

Because you're think about it, we're probably you know, five, six of these. You know, when we go off, we'll drink six of about six beers apiece.

SPEAKER_01 57:06

So last Thursday, yeah. So Tuesday. Yeah, Tuesday. We we got fucked. Yeah, because yes. And so it ended up being a 18 pack with hamburgers. Uh 14 pack because I brought three home with me. Yeah. And had one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 57:26

So you had one with you and two extra, right?

SPEAKER_01 57:30

No, I had yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it was a 15 pack. But we had a burger and everything else. And we were able to eat. Yeah, yeah. It was just it was a rough night. It was a rough night. It was fun. Every night's rough. Every night's rough.

SPEAKER_02 57:48

But, anyways, I would probably Jason keep a creep for these, and I would princess approve these all day long. I would give this one, I'm gonna go eight. I'll do this one with the crush. Oh, really? You're gonna go that high? Yeah. Well, see, the reason why is I go eight on this, it'd probably bump the crush to eight and a half.

SPEAKER_01 58:06

So I'll stick with the seven five with both the lemons. Oh, with both? With I get this one a little bit higher than that. I will definitely stick with the eight of the orange. The orange was good. The orange is fine. I'll bump the orange to eight and a half and I'll put this at an eight.

SPEAKER_02 58:23

So now, beer wench, where did you get these? Oh, we got them local. They were local? Yeah. Oh, all right. We got them in right in town at the the Shang's. Oh, okay. Yeah. I haven't seen them. I was with them. We were looking at yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:40

We were like, hey, this pack looks pretty cool. So oh yeah. And we got some good beers, guys, coming up. We got some really good beers coming up, actually.

SPEAKER_02 58:49

Yeah, so uh, we just want to say thank you one more time for everybody listening, following. We're on YouTube, we're on everything. Thank you for all the likes, the hearts, the love, everything. Just really appreciate it, even the listens.

SPEAKER_01 59:01

Yeah, we we keep trying, and we're gonna keep switching things up, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:07

And then adding more funny stuff. See what kind of Rick wants to get naked in one show.

SPEAKER_01 59:11

And one show, just I I'm gonna sit here and see how it is.

SPEAKER_02 59:15

So we might we might even have a competition. One show he's naked, and one show I'm naked, you know, whatever, you know. Not naked, just show us. Hey, you gotta promote naked.

SPEAKER_01 59:25

Okay, uh naked and afraid.

SPEAKER_02 59:29

It'll be a hiding. I'll be afraid. It'll be hiding. Yeah, it'll be hiding. Anyways, God bless you all, and thank you so much for listening. Any last words? Don't drive drive. God bless you all. See you next week.