Fat Camp Trip!

Pickle beer sounds like a prank until you find one that’s actually dialed in and then you start planning your next six-pack like it’s a serious life decision. We kick things off with a smooth bourbon moment featuring Cream of Kentucky, the kind of single barrel pour that feels special, disappears fast, and absolutely needs to be kept away from the “helpful” friend who can’t resist topping off everyone’s glass. If you’re into bourbon tasting, craft spirits, or just want real talk on whether a bottle is worth the money, we’ve got you.

From there, we get into the star of the night: Pabst Blue Ribbon Pickle Beer. We break down why it works, why it’s not overwhelmingly briny, and the simple hack that takes it to another level: pour it in a glass and add a little hot sauce to build a spicy pickle profile that’s basically Bloody Mary energy without the heavy tomato thickness. If you’ve been searching for the best pickle beer, or you’ve got a soft spot for weird beers that somehow become your favorite, this part is for you.

Then we rewind to our weekend trip for golf, camping, and a Warren, PA brewery stop at Bent Run Brewing. Expect mountain cart panic, the elevated 94-foot shot that looks impossible, big views over the Allegheny River, and the kind of camp meals that beat restaurant food when you do it right. We wrap with a Cutwater Spicy Mango Margarita review, honest ratings, and Ricky’s question segment that always goes off the rails. Subscribe, share the show with your drinking buddy, and leave a review then tell us: pickle beer, yes or no?

Transcript

Welcome Back And What We’re Drinking

SPEAKER_01 0:31

Six, seven dirty.

SPEAKER_00 0:33

Welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess, Princess, and I got my side host. Dior!

SPEAKER_01 0:41

We're in us tonight. Watch out, peoples. Watch out. Watch out. He's home. Oh. So you don't have to worry. Oh, don't you guys worry. We're gonna have a fun night tonight. Yeah, we are. Damn it. Damn. All kinds of fun.

SPEAKER_00 0:55

We already started off good because we had some friends from out of town and we were doing a little sippy and some.

SPEAKER_01 1:02

Yeah, we we've been doing a lot of Kentucky uh cream something. Cream of Kentucky. Cream of Kentucky, yes. And it was and she was good beautiful. Very mild. Yeah, she was beautiful. No, yeah. Very uh we did a little fingers. A little yeah, we did a little uh a tasting of a very good bourbon tonight. Yes, that is not easy to get. Yeah. Uh it was called Cream of Kentucky. We'll put the picture up on our website. Or we'll throw the bottle halfway through here. Yeah, we'll actually put the bottle up here. Yeah. Very good friend of ours, but I actually brother, whatever, brought it up for us, and uh yeah, we had a little sipper of it, and it is good. I'm not gonna lie, it's really good. Oh, there it is, right there.

SPEAKER_00 1:59

Yeah, that is it. Yeah, and beer wench is bringing it up, anyways. Uh you uh from last week, apologize we didn't have a show, but we went on our fat camp weekend. It was me, Rick, of course, and then my brother comes and then his brother comes out.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

And we did uh we ended up doing what 36 holes? Yeah, yeah, 36 holes. We did a golf outing, it was beautiful. We we're definitely gonna get into this. We're gonna get into this pretty, yeah, probably extensively here.

SPEAKER_00 2:30

There's a couple places that we want to go to. Yeah, and one thing that we did, I'll throw some pictures on our website, you know, or our Facebook or whatever, and it'll go to Instagram and all that, but definitely Facebook will have them out there. But you'll see some of the the background, the mountains. But there was this one hole that was the the front nine of this one course. What was it? What was that called?

SPEAKER_01 2:54

So it's called Huntington Station.

SPEAKER_00 2:56

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 2:57

The front nine goes up a mountain, yes. And honestly, like, did you get scared going up the one section going up? Yeah, like I thought the golf cart was literally gonna flip backwards, or it wasn't

Cream Of Kentucky Bourbon Tasting

SPEAKER_01 3:10

gonna make it, yeah. Or it wasn't gonna make it. I was like, holy shit.

SPEAKER_00 3:13

Me and my brother sucked it. That thing was like it we it would roll back.

SPEAKER_01 3:17

Yeah, golf cart sucked, but yeah, but we were you would think they'd be a little bit more on spot in the golf cart. And not rolls, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:25

Because these hills were like, yeah. Oh, let's well, before we get in that, we might as well be drinking while we're doing it. So tonight what we're gonna do is we're gonna do this Paps Blue Rippin' pickle beer. Pickle beer, yes.

SPEAKER_01 3:37

And we've had we've tried it this we found it this weekend on our camp, on our camping trip, and we did try it, and we fell in love. So we're gonna let you know that we're already in love with this pickle beer.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

Like so uh that's that Kentucky cream, which just got popped up. Cream of Kentucky, I should say, but it is single barrel, it is so smooth, it is very good.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

Very good. If you got the cash for it, uh it's worth every dime of it. And then you hide it from your drunk uncle, yes, or Ray, yeah, hide it from me because it is good.

SPEAKER_00 4:16

It is good.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

If you tell us that you bought it, I will hunt you down. I'll visit you.

SPEAKER_00 4:21

We'll we'll make a special appearance.

SPEAKER_01 4:24

Special appearance. I'm here. Hey, hey, no, it's very good, it is good, very good, very smooth.

SPEAKER_00 4:29

Yes, it was very smooth, it was very smooth, and like to go back switching subject I know here, but this pickle beer, we already know is is good. That's why I'm gonna sit here and enjoy it from it's so good, so it's not very pickley.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

I think it's a very calm pickle, and they did uh team up with garloos. Gorillos, yeah, pickles pickles, yeah, which are very good pickles. Like it this was a very good beer. It was very good.

SPEAKER_00 5:01

It it I we could almost rate this to our but and oh yeah, and Jason Keeper Creeper sent us this, and we appreciate this because we can't find it around here, no, or we'd be in trouble. I even looked at Hyman's yeah today, and I looked at every time I stepped by a gas station and I don't see it now. We only were able to find it in a six-pack, yes, and we got Jason the Creeper sent it in a six-pack.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

So I'm wondering if thank you so much, Jason. But now your brother-in-law said that he could get it for a 12 pack down in the Carolinas, yeah, which I didn't understand, but yeah, maybe he was just thinking something else. Yeah, maybe the light, the light you could get, and now I did put a little bit of Melinda's hot sauce, the hull, the garlic jalapeno or jalvanero hot sauce in it. And stir

Pickle Beer Love And Hot Sauce Hack

SPEAKER_01 5:55

in a glass, in a glass, and mixed it up, yeah, and then it became a spicy pickle. Calmed the pickle down, gave you some spice. Dude, it was fucking amazing. Yes, very that was very good. Yeah, I I mean it's it's a bloody Mary all day long.

SPEAKER_00 6:12

Yeah, and this could go in a bloody Mary easy. I think you know, a lot of people when they do Bloody Marys, my brother-in-law, he can't he has to cut it with like Sprite or something like that, because he can't do that thick of a tomato, you know, tomato. But this you can't.

SPEAKER_01 6:28

So I never heard of that.

SPEAKER_00 6:29

Yeah. Because I hate bloody Marys.

SPEAKER_01 6:31

Oh, you do? I don't like Bloody Marys at all.

SPEAKER_00 6:34

Because is it too thick for it?

SPEAKER_01 6:35

It's just too thick, it's too ketchup-y.

SPEAKER_00 6:38

Yeah. Well, you you could cut it with, he uses Sprite. He uses Sprite. Yeah, or he'll even take pickle juice, pour pickle juice in there, stir it up a little bit, and make it thinner and give you more and say because the acid on him, right? You know, he's an 80-year-old man, so yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:56

Yeah, he's like, how's he gonna work down in the island? Yeah, he'll be patting fucking water, uh river water for bloody marriage.

SPEAKER_00 7:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, anyways, we'll drink this. We won't rate it yet because then we could talk about our story and enjoy it. Yeah, yeah. But anyway, so on our story, so this this one, I don't know how many feet up it is, but 94. 94 feet. Um, Ethan was asking me, 94 feet high.

SPEAKER_01 7:25

Yep. We looked it up. Yeah, like I thought it was like 300. Yeah, it looks like 300. But it's it's 94 feet up, yeah. And then when you hit the ball, it goes up, it goes straight up, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:37

And then and drops.

SPEAKER_01 7:39

And the wind pits and then the wind takes it, and you're fucked.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

They say it's like what 189 or something, but plays one plays 145.

SPEAKER_01 7:47

Oh, is that what it is? It's 189, but plays well.

SPEAKER_00 7:50

Yeah, like 186 or something like that. Yeah, and it plays. Anyways, I did make it. That's the only reason I'm bringing it up. I mean you did make it.

SPEAKER_01 7:59

You're the only one that I know, and I was so happy. Well, and now my brother was close. He was close, yeah. Uh you can't take it away from him. Yeah, I yeah, my brother Mark was close, but I was on, but you were on, you were on, and I think it was pure luck. But it it got on there, it was on. It don't matter, all golf is luck.

SPEAKER_00 8:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:18

Uh but I if it would have hit a tree of yours and popped over, and then I'll I it was amazing on when you hit that ball. I thought it was I was gonna go with you guys. Watched it fucking just float to the left. Yeah, and right in the woods. Yeah, dude, I want to go there and just hike behind that yes, right in that spot, right, right in that, you know what I mean? Yeah, you would walk out with like balls for life. Yeah, you would you you would walk out with golf balls for life.

SPEAKER_00 8:52

I'm sure people do, you know. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:54

I'm I'm well, I'm sure the owners do.

SPEAKER_00 8:56

Because you're what what you're going down, you go down this crazy path, you know. Now, like your brother, he didn't get it in the air because us three got in air, but when he got out, it goes straight out, which is in the air, and then it went down.

SPEAKER_01 9:09

Went straight down.

SPEAKER_00 9:10

It went straight down, and then because it goes down and bounces, yeah, and he was he was right in the rough, yeah, yeah, down there.

SPEAKER_01 9:18

So you didn't have no air messing with him.

SPEAKER_00 9:21

No, and it kind of went actually went a little to the right. Where ours, my brother's, yours, went to the left. That's why I adjusted mine a little bit because I seen you and my brother go. Right. And I'm like, well, well, first your brother went. No, I went first.

SPEAKER_01 9:37

You went first, I went first, and then that's and then Bob went.

SPEAKER_00 9:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

And then I or your brother went, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:45

Yeah. It was just and then your your brother went.

SPEAKER_01 9:49

Everybody figured out that okay, this thing is just drifting. Yeah. Like it was good.

Mountain Golf And The 94-Foot Shot

SPEAKER_01 9:55

Like the wind and everything. But it at the end of the day, it doesn't matter. The view of that place was you were looking over the Allegheny River, you could see a way down in there. Boats going by, and it was gorgeous. It was gorgeous, it was gorgeous. But the hardest course I've ever played in my life.

SPEAKER_00 10:16

Well, the front nine was the hardest course I ever played. The back nine wasn't so bad. But the first front nine, but still beautiful. Yes. Now the other place that we played at, which was Jackson, Jackson Valley. Now that was beautiful just because you were going up hills, coming down around. Coming down, it was all wide open. It was beautiful.

SPEAKER_01 10:37

I would actually spend money to play there again. Yes, I would too. I don't know if I would go back to Hunter's.

SPEAKER_00 10:43

No, because you lost when we were on hole two.

SPEAKER_01 10:46

No. No. I didn't lose a ball on hole one. No, but we part hole one. You did, yes, you did. We part hole one. And we had a little bet going between the brothers. And we had rings and everything else. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 11:00

And who won them ring?

SPEAKER_01 11:02

You guys won the ring.

SPEAKER_00 11:03

And I got a picture of Rick kissing the ring.

SPEAKER_01 11:05

I did, I did give it to him.

SPEAKER_00 11:10

He says next year when he wins, I'm gonna have to lick it.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

Yeah, no, it's I'm gonna put it on my fucking head of my dick. And then that's when you're gonna kiss it. But no. No, it was it was a very and and I was hitting very, very bad that day. Yeah. Yeah. Me and your brother. Yeah. Yeah. That day was more worse. That day was more worse. We already played 18. More, more, more worse. Yeah, it was just yeah. I wasn't even buzzed. You know what I mean? Like it was just No, it was a hot day. It was a hot day. It was just rough. It was. But you were nailing them. I was doing good, wasn't I? You nailed it, dude. You were fucking nailing it.

SPEAKER_00 11:59

Well, I was gonna say, now we also went to another brewery, Bent Run. Yes. And they were very nice to us. We met the owner, Phil, and then there was Mackenzie or Ken's that she went by. Yeah. And uh she took good real care of good care of us. They had a little band and stuff. The food was delicious, amazing. Yes, and it's a nice little place. So that was in Warren PA. Warren PA. If you ever go to Warren PA, that was that place on Bent Run.

SPEAKER_01 12:29

Very good. And then right next to that is uh livery that could shuttle you up and down the river. Yep, you know, so it's a really cool place. Yeah, yeah. If anybody has a chance to get out to or somebody wants a good vacation of outdoor stuff, Warren PA, it's a beautiful little place.

SPEAKER_00 12:52

Beautiful city, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:53

Yeah, it's a beautiful little place.

SPEAKER_00 12:55

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:56

We stayed at Buckaloon's campground.

SPEAKER_00 12:58

Yep. Uh national was that National Forest? Buckleon?

SPEAKER_01 13:03

It's not. It's actually they I for some reason PA is a little different. They do uh recreational areas, and that's where it was, yeah. But it's right by the Allegheny National Forest, so and then you can camp there and it's and it was all nice, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:21

And it was a close drive. But the people there, Bent Run, I thank you for everything.

SPEAKER_01 13:26

They were absolutely amazing. We've done them, we've done them on the show. Yeah, I've brought them back.

SPEAKER_00 13:35

And we drank many different things when we were there. They did have a good sour that me and you liked the punk. What the hell? The punk love, wasn't it? Punk love uh punch drunk love. Punch drunk love. That was very good. It was like strawberry, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:51

Which is an amazing thing. No, uh it's a movie with Adam Sandler, and that's what they played. Yeah, they're playing off that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:02

Which yeah, that's that's now I kept drinking the one that was the uh nut the in your mouth. No, it wasn't nut in your mouth. That's what you were doing. You and your brother, because you lost in your mouth. Not in your mouth. They lost. We won the rings, the championship ring. So we have a pair of rings, and this is the first year for it, and it says uh golf champions. I know. And what it is is brother against brother. We didn't do it the first round, but actually we should have probably reversed the courses and then had the because we didn't know we were getting into that second that second course.

SPEAKER_01 14:45

We needed all of us. Yeah, could you imagine playing a scramble on that thing?

SPEAKER_00 14:50

No, no, it would be well the back nine, yes.

SPEAKER_01 14:54

Front

Warren PA Brewery Stop And Camping

SPEAKER_01 14:55

nine, the front nine, no, and then well, we ran into um girls, yeah, and they're like, Yeah, a lot of people just do the back nine, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

Like they don't do the front nine, and which I get but I'm happy that we oh they had a pumpkin ale seasonal, but if we had that as that, where's that at all year long? It's a bent run, yeah. But I think I was doing it, was it it was the mud runner, yeah, which was very good. It was a milk chocolate porter, it actually had a peanut butter flavor to it.

SPEAKER_01 15:28

And they they have a lot of the X-files, so I I was switching up the X Files, yes. You were, yeah, yeah. I would try a little one here, there.

SPEAKER_00 15:37

You were doing like X-File 58, X5 change of number, yeah, and they were really good. But the food, I would say the food was good.

SPEAKER_01 15:45

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 15:46

Yeah, that was hands down, it was it was really good. It was a good time, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:51

Yeah, at the end of the day, it was all a good time. Yeah, we got lucky on the rain, yeah, and everything.

SPEAKER_00 15:58

We got lucky on the drinks, a good time. Yeah, we got we dig it. We got in there and got out of there, it was nice.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

Yeah, they had a band week got to meet the band marshmallow fever something. They were very nice, yeah. They were good, yeah. Yeah, they were really good.

SPEAKER_00 16:14

I yeah. So, anyways, what do you think of this, Rick? Because that was that was pretty much our weekend. We were all together, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:21

We we didn't it was uh it was a long weekend, yeah. It was a long weekend. It was it was uh the food. So we did a crab crab legs and steak and green beans. So I did the green beans on the black stone, did the crab legs on the fire with the steak on the fire and the steak we did on the fire. Yeah, I had a helper, and which was amazing.

SPEAKER_00 16:57

Yes, more food than we could have.

SPEAKER_01 17:00

It was so good, it was so good. That was better than any food that you could buy at a restaurant. It was so good, it was amazing.

SPEAKER_00 17:10

So and then we did sandwiches for breakfast, yeah. That was good, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:14

Yeah, so we did all like we cooked a lot, yeah. Uh then we got drunk a lot and then forgot to cook.

SPEAKER_00 17:21

Yeah, yeah. So and we were doing it, you know, it turned

Camp Meals Bonfire And Pickle Beer Ratings

SPEAKER_00 17:25

out nice because it it got cooler at night. We were able to have a bonfire. Bonfire, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:29

We had a good little fire. You could sleep good then. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:32

But anyways, uh, what would you rate this Pep's Blue Rippin' pickle beer?

SPEAKER_01 17:39

So I'm a nine.

SPEAKER_00 17:42

We did another pickle beer, but it was that Christmas couple. Yeah, this one's probably my favorite.

SPEAKER_01 17:48

This is my favorite, yeah. And then I'm gonna tell you guys right now pour this into a glass and put some kind of hot sauce in it. My favorite is Melinda's jalanero. Yeah, garlic jalanero, and then mix that up to it, and then it makes it a spicy pickle. And which is fucking it's amazing. So good. So good.

SPEAKER_00 18:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:15

So I'm you gave this a nine. I'm giving this a nine. Uh no, I think I gave it a ten.

SPEAKER_00 18:20

Nope. You said nine. I'm going ten.

SPEAKER_01 18:24

It's my favorite pickle beer. Uh I'll go ten. I'll go eight absolutely ten. Yep. Princess approved. Yep. And I would chase it. You threw this. Oh, and thank you, Jason. I think we already said that. Yeah, but thank you now that it's a 10 again. Uh throw a little bit of hot sauce in this thing. And a 11. It makes oh, dude. Yeah, it almost gives me a heart on. Oh that's why I didn't give them nine. Yeah, that's why that's why I don't have one. Yeah. Because then you guys are gonna want me to do an OF page. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:01

I they'll be like, I didn't realize it was so small. Not you guys, our followers.

SPEAKER_01 19:05

Uh, that's what they're gonna say.

SPEAKER_00 19:07

But yeah, this is very, very good. It's so good, dude.

SPEAKER_01 19:10

I really do like it. I enjoy it completely.

SPEAKER_00 19:13

Yeah, and we're gonna we got another special edition to pick up from a couple shows ago on the next part.

SPEAKER_01 19:20

So, yes, we a cut water show a couple weeks ago, yeah, and it got corrupted.

SPEAKER_00 19:27

Oh, yes, that's right. The audio never got fixed, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:30

Yeah, so we were and then somebody else told me that uh spicy mango margarita was real good. Margarita. Margarita. Yeah, margarita.

SPEAKER_00 19:43

See, Rick's starting to feel real good.

SPEAKER_01 19:46

Oh, I can't wait for these questions. Yeah, oh, I can't wait for these questions. Hey, gotta come back now. Yeah, come back.

SPEAKER_00 19:52

And we'll be right back. We're gonna go.

Cutwater Spicy Mango Margarita Pour

SPEAKER_00 19:55

Yeah, we're gonna go get another ice cold one. We'll be right back. Welcome back to another reason. Why do it works so good this second time?

SPEAKER_02 20:33

I need to do a test.

SPEAKER_00 20:34

Anyways, she said that she needs to do a test. Anyways, we're gonna do a cut water spicy mango margarita. It's by Cutwater Spirits. This is 12.5 ABV, ABBs. We need this. Oh, we need this.

SPEAKER_01 20:50

We need this, yeah. We need this one.

SPEAKER_00 20:52

Do you shake this one? Does it say shake? I it doesn't say this. Actually, it has tequila made with the award-winning tequila and a balance of juice. I heard that it was strong.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

Yes. I see. Like I heard we earlier because we gave it to somebody else.

SPEAKER_00 21:10

Yeah, we gave it to Greg. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. I don't think it's bad.

SPEAKER_01 21:19

Dude that is sweet. We love the heat. Like the sweet. Yeah. Like that would be the first one. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I I wouldn't do many. So far, I don't know if I can do many of them. But the first one to start off the day? Yeah. Like, yeah, okay. Get this day, get this party started. Quickly. Wiggly. What kind of reviews are we getting on this?

SPEAKER_00 21:51

That's fucking wicked. It's mixed, I think. 3.44, which is halfway. Yeah. Yeah. It does have a good line and halfway. Jalapeno flavor, I would give them that. I absolutely the jalapeno flavor is amazing. Would this go good with Mike's hot popcorn? Ooh. You know what I mean? Yeah.

unknown 22:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:12

Yeah. Drinking Mike's or eating Mike's popcorn.

SPEAKER_00 22:16

Then trying to check it, because your mouth gets hot, right?

SPEAKER_01 22:19

And then just calm it down, but it wouldn't really. No.

SPEAKER_00 22:22

You just get more flavor. Yeah. There's it's mixed reviews. There's a lot of people that like it and mixed people that don't. You know? So that is really fucking good. They said they they gave it a dollar a can. It wasn't a dollar a can. That must have been a special. No. I think but when it's a dollar a can, I'll give it a try. It's more than that. It must have been a special. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:49

It was some old shit that or they're like, yeah, I might buying it again for whatever. A dollar. Oh, yeah. I pay a dollar.

SPEAKER_00 22:57

Yeah, I'll pay a dollar for it. But I don't know. I and I mean a lot of people do say it's strong, and that's a lot of reaction. I personally don't think it's strong. Alcohol-wise. Alcohol-wise, I don't. No, I don't either.

SPEAKER_01 23:12

Taste-wise, it's good. Like I taste the jalapeno. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I I taste the spiciness of it. Yeah. It's good. It's good. We'll give it a try.

SPEAKER_00 23:22

We'll let it like it. We'll let it sit there for a

Ricky’s Wild Questions Segment

SPEAKER_00 23:25

minute. I like it. As we go into Ricky's answer to this, buddy! That's the favorite touchdown. Oh, yes, it is. Most people love this part of the show. Let's put water. Let's mix it. Let's mix it up and then uh hit Ricky up. All right, here we go. Okay, here we go, Ricky. What celebrity would you like to have sex with the most? Ooh. That's rough because I think it changes on a daily basis. Well, whoever's current. I like that Sweeney girl.

SPEAKER_01 24:01

Yeah. Isn't that what we just had on the last podcast? Yeah. She was on our podcast.

SPEAKER_00 24:09

Oh no, that uh we were looking up that girl that does the music. Yeah, that's yeah, that's not her. No, that's not the Sweeney. Sweeney. Who's the Sweeney? Beer Winch. Maybe you can pull that up. Uh so I will be your I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

I don't know. Like Chris Pratt. Oh, sorry, no.

SPEAKER_00 24:31

Chris Pratt. You can have whatever you want. I'm not, I don't judge. You gotta show it more of the the the pictures of I don't dude.

SPEAKER_01 24:40

That's a rough one. Like nowadays, or can I go back? You can go whatever.

SPEAKER_00 24:45

Like, oh, someone back in the day, how they looked back then.

SPEAKER_01 24:52

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, yeah, she's hot as shit. Yeah. But back in the day, you know who I was in love with? And and I'm going way back. Yeah, who's that? That redhead from Beastmaster. Like, I used to jerk off to her a lot. Like when I was a kid, like I'm I'm saying there was a movie Beastmaster. Yes, her. Oh man. That is nice there, right there. That's uh look at them eyes, dude. Tanya Roberts. Yeah. I know. I gotta get out of here. Yeah, and back in the day, dude. That's that like I used to watch Beastmaster in my room. And you and you would beat your master. I was like, I'm the master. I'm gonna beat this. Yeah. No, that that's uh you remember it? I do, yeah. Like that's back in the 80s. He's getting excited. Yeah. She was hot as shit back then.

SPEAKER_00 26:08

You know, yeah, yeah. That's funny you pulled that one up. Anyways, which body part? Yeah. That's my mind. Oh, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

That's my head.

SPEAKER_00 26:17

Now you know he's gonna be tanking tonight. Oh, yeah. Let me see if I can pull up that picture. Dude, she used to call him a kitty cat down so well. Oh anyways, which body part attracts you the most?

SPEAKER_01 26:37

Dude, they I don't want to be corny. The foot? Okay. Okay, no, you said body parts. Yeah. So I would say attracts you the most. Well, it's right off the bat, it's the tits. I'm a boom, right off the bat. You know what I mean? Right off the bat, it's the tits.

SPEAKER_00 26:58

But then what's let's say what's the next thing you look at.

SPEAKER_01 27:01

Yeah, it's that well, yeah. What else is there? There, but no, there's the legs. Yeah. And then there's guys that lights legs, but lips. Yeah, eyes. I don't know if the lips like because I anymore, you can't really tell from the lips. Like most of your girls are like, don't smile. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:23

Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't open that mouth. Don't open the mouth.

SPEAKER_01 27:28

Only open it when you're down with how many teeth are you missing? It's just uh, you know, it it doesn't. I don't know. I don't there's it's it's the personality. Yeah, that's what you look for. That's not a body part, it's not a body part, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's not it's not the personality. Oh, the hair. The hair, though. Yeah, sometimes, yeah, because I don't want to butch. I want to be able to like yeah, I don't like I'm sick of grabbing the back of your head. There's nothing to grab. You just grab the chin. I can't grab the beard because you're already licking the balls.

SPEAKER_00 28:10

Like, I can't, I ain't no such part. The thing about it though is I would admit, like, right off the bat, I'm a boo man. You know, I might look at the butt nap, but then when you start to get past that obvious parts, then you start looking. A lot of times women will have beautiful hair, beautiful lips, beautiful eyes. What that'll be the next part that you'll be attracted to.

SPEAKER_01 28:32

Eyes is fucking like that girl. She had blue eyes, yeah. Eyes are amazing, yeah. Like that teal, I don't know, something that looks in your soul. Yeah. And then when she looks back at you, you're like, Yeah, I'm that guy. He's thinking of that chick again. Guess she would look in his soul. She was looking something more in my soul. She's like Beastmaster. Yeah, talk to it. I gotta calm it down.

SPEAKER_00 29:07

Don't let it spin on you for about three seconds. Don't let it spin on you. Okay. Have you ever been tied up during sex? Me either. Nope. No, but have you ever tied up wouldn't? No, I wouldn't. You wouldn't do it? Nah. I think I would do it. You would that's when they would be like, we're doing the switcheroo on you, and then all of a sudden, yeah, no, yeah. Here comes Bubba, but no remote.

SPEAKER_01 29:39

No, it's like it would be a sensual tied up. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 29:44

It would be sensual until Bubba came in there.

SPEAKER_01 29:47

It'd be sensual. Fucking hog tide. Fucking. You know what I mean? Like, that's what I'm thinking. No, that's not what I'm thinking. I don't why do you gotta be that way? Like, I'm I'm thinking the other way, like screaming, screaming. Yeah, no, no, no, no. So you would be into it. I I don't know. But like it would be like hands up, not no, not hands down, bend over, no, tied to your feet, tied like fucking strap across the bed, fucking your head just fucking no, and you're on your belly, no, no, no, no, no, okay, okay, never mind. No, I say no to that one. I'm thinking the other way, women.

SPEAKER_00 30:45

What would you say if you had a chill and she got all you know, hey baby, put you down, and then she's like, lay on your belly, I'm gonna tie you up. Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_01 30:55

As soon as I fucking hear the lay on your belly, I'd be like, no. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just just relax. And then she brings out a bag. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 31:17

Like I know, no, no, but you you don't know because you could get one of these chicks that look is a dude. Yeah, I know. We're not no, we're not in Thailand.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

But if you did, well, I mean get on your belly. I'm not getting on my belly. I am not getting tied up on my belly. No, okay.

SPEAKER_00 31:38

He's not getting tied up on his belly. I am not. Do you uh shave your gentles? I do the balls. I do. I don't shave a trim.

SPEAKER_01 31:50

I you know well, I wouldn't get a radar down there. No, no, no, yeah. But yeah. I clean them up. No one needs a jungle down there. Absolutely. No, I mean, if by chance I get something, there's a lot of things. You don't like it. You keep telling me you don't like it. So I don't like it.

SPEAKER_00 32:11

I don't like it with hair. No. Which race are you most attracted to? Ooh. Because there's ooh, there's a few out there. Is there a few out there that I would get attracted to? This one's a tough one for me. See, I like so I like like women that have the dark eyebrows, the dark features, and a little tint to them. You know what I mean? So there they could be Greek, they could be Arabic, they could be they all, you know what I mean? Yeah, Turkish, they could be, they could even be from the Philippines, you know, all that area. Right.

SPEAKER_02 32:54

Right.

SPEAKER_00 32:54

That but that that type. So it's hard for me to say I'm attracted to uh a Greek, but that type of look.

SPEAKER_01 33:03

I I mean I would have to say that I the redhead. Like that that's the thing. Now you're pale skin, redhead, pale skin, redhead. We I seen one to do I creamy. I think I'm more attracted to just the one that has the vagina. That one race just just long as it has a vagina. I thought I'm probably pretty attracted to it.

SPEAKER_00 33:34

I bet you are attracted to it.

SPEAKER_01 33:36

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 33:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:39

Look, all women are beautiful. Yes, we already said they're all beautiful. Yep. So I don't know if there's actually one that's one race that's more attractive. Because you can we can sit there and do the whole argument all day long. But you see, I picked uh features, yeah. Yeah, I uh yeah, but I'm just gonna say that I think all women are beautiful, okay. Big, small, medium, beautiful, tall, small, small, small, tall, big, dwarf, they're all beautiful, yeah. But it just depends on your mood that night.

SPEAKER_00 34:21

What do I feel like tonight?

SPEAKER_01 34:22

Let me google but I mean, if you have to say, I mean, come on, like we're all on the internet, whatever. Yeah, something tan and beautiful. Uh you know, like them European girls are gorgeous, yeah. But there's a lot of gorgeous American girls, too. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 34:50

Like But you see them videos where the Ukraine women, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 34:54

And then you're like, yeah, they're in armor.

SPEAKER_00 34:56

My yeah, my whole mind thinks that every uh Ukrainian woman looks like right, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:02

And that's not true, no, yeah. It's not true, no, but because I mean my mom's Ukrainian, so well back in the day you want to see?

SPEAKER_00 35:12

No, I mean back in the day, we already know you watched movies in '82. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 35:20

And each women were beautiful, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:24

So what do you think of this uh spicy mango? Yeah, I love it. It's good. Like I agree with you, Rick. I would probably start off with this and then switch to something else. I couldn't do multiple ones.

SPEAKER_01 35:34

No, no, no, it's a it's a it comes in a four-pack, yeah, and I would probably do one.

SPEAKER_00 35:41

And a lot of people say it's strong, so I'm not gonna say princess approved because of the fact that maybe the spiciness and the strongness would turn people off. But I personally like it, so me personally, I I would do it. See, I don't know, because of the sweetness, I'm surprised that you know because a lot of people there's a couple people already had it tonight that were all like yeah, it has a nice heat.

SPEAKER_01 36:06

The heat on it is very well, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:12

But so overall, I mean, both both drinks are really good. Now, I wouldn't would you keep Jason Keeper creep this spicy? I probably would.

SPEAKER_01 36:22

You probably would, but I wouldn't go out and buy it, yeah. But if it's in there, it's gonna sit there and then I'll drink yeah. I need to do it.

SPEAKER_00 36:31

But remember last the the the last um cut water show we did, they were very good too. Yes. So these there's better ones out there. Correct. These products are very solid products, I think.

SPEAKER_01 36:43

Yes, yeah, yeah. So and our our last one was just corrupt, yeah. It was corrupted and it's just on our YouTube website. We did a two beer or a two cut waters, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:56

And Rick was doing the tweaker way to call it.

SPEAKER_01 36:59

I was I was on the floor, yeah. It was a good show. But now I know I seen today when I bought this one that they have a banana mud slide. Oh, that might be good.

SPEAKER_00 37:14

I that might be on the next show.

SPEAKER_01 37:18

And I was told to get this one, and so I don't know. Yeah, like I'm like maybe later we might do one more. Do you guys like but I would do it?

SPEAKER_00 37:29

Do you like banana?

SPEAKER_01 37:31

I'm not answering that. Do you like banana flavor? I don't like banana artificial flavor, right? I do not like I am a big I don't like well you don't like peach, I don't like artificial, you know, uh yeah, anything artificial, right? Yeah, yeah. So, and these guys are hitting it on the mark of it's good, yeah. And then sheets has got a coffee out there, ice coffee. I did you try that all the time. You loved that? It was so good.

SPEAKER_00 38:04

It was so is it alcoholic or no?

SPEAKER_01 38:07

No, no, it was just uh so sheets used to have I and I can't find it anymore. But why did they go out of it? It probably I mean it's so popular. Was it though? I I think I might have been the one guy. Yeah, okay, yeah, it's good. Yeah, just like uh Snapple's Mint. Yeah. Snapple's mint. I've talked about this before. Snapple's mint was fucking amazing. Snapple mint tea. Snapple mint tea. And they don't make it anymore. I I you can find it in California for some reason. But that's about it. But that's it.

SPEAKER_00 38:45

But, anyways, uh what's your other reason to drink? I'm still alive. Yeah. Oh, we didn't rate it. That's right. What would you rate this? I will rate this. Oh, fuck. I don't know. I'm giving it a seven. Here, seven? Seven seven and eight. Why so low? Because I think the other ones I might have liked

Margarita Ratings And Final Toast

SPEAKER_00 39:05

a little bit better. With the heat on it. I like the heat, but it is sweet. You know what I mean? And you only could do one. The other one, I think we could have done two of, and then uh yeah, so I can't remember. I have to listen to that other show.

SPEAKER_01 39:21

I'm I'm I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go to nine. Wow, you're way up there.

SPEAKER_00 39:25

We're different on this one then.

SPEAKER_01 39:27

Because I like the heat. Yeah, because I like the heat. I do like that heat. You know what I mean? That's yeah, but we'll play that. Like, that's that's good that we're that far off. That's I give it a seven and a half, and he gives it a nine.

SPEAKER_00 39:40

Yeah, that's that's we haven't had that much of a difference in a while. Yeah, so that's good. I actually like this, dude. I fucking yeah, but I could do one and then I'm like, okay, let me go somehow. I could probably do two. You think, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:55

And then it's 12 and a half, and then I'm going to bed style going to bed. Yeah. On your belly.

SPEAKER_00 40:02

So, yeah. No, no. Anyways, you already said your other reason to drink is you're alive, right? My another reason to drink is I had such a great weekend. Thank you so much for you and your brother, you know, putting up with us, taking care of us, and showing us a good time. It was really good.

SPEAKER_01 40:21

Not ever putting up with you guys. You guys are amazing.

SPEAKER_00 40:25

Like, but you were good sport when we won the rings and we were champions. Oh, yeah. And we're champions, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:34

I'm not gonna kiss it on the fucking.

SPEAKER_00 40:35

No, I forgot it. I gotta get it. I wanted to wear it tonight, but I forgot. You shouldn't split it off.

SPEAKER_01 40:40

Yeah, yeah, like somebody needs to hold on to. Yeah. Yeah. Because you guys are gonna lose them. No, we ain't gonna lose them. That's just gonna be great. But my brother has them.

SPEAKER_00 40:49

But, anyways, and last thoughts, Reggie?

SPEAKER_01 40:51

I hey, don't drink and drive. And God bless y'all, and we'll see you next week. For me tonight, yeah, you ain't you ain't driving nowhere.

SPEAKER_00 40:59

No, thank you.