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Key lime pie as a hard cider sounds like a gimmick until you taste it. We crack open Windridge Imperial Key Lime Pie (8.3% ABV) and get smacked with bright lime, dessert sweetness, and a tangy edge that honestly drinks closer to a sour beer than most ciders. We talk real tasting notes, how the “semi-sweet” label lands, and why high-ABV craft cider can be way more dangerous than it looks when it’s this crushable. 

Then the hang turns into story time: Ricky recaps a 38-mile canoe camping trip where the wind can push you backward if you stop paddling, plus all the little details that make an outdoor weekend feel earned. From steaks and sausages to a one-pan chicken, bacon, cheddar pasta that’s actually worth making at home, we keep it practical, opinionated, and very on brand for a drinks podcast that loves food as much as it loves the pour. 

In the second half, we switch to Windridge Imperial Baked Apple and chase that apple pie and cinnamon profile that screams campfire season. We even dig into where the cidery is in Pennsylvania and what else we’d try from their variety pack, before jumping into “Ricky’s Bad Choices,” a rapid-fire card game that takes the conversation off the rails in the best way. If you’re into craft hard cider, dessert ciders, cider tasting, and unfiltered friend banter, hit play, then subscribe, share with a friend, and leave a review so more people can find us.

Transcript

Welcome And First Cider Pour

SPEAKER_00 0:31

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess with Demosis, Princess, and I'm here with my side host. What's going on, guys?

SPEAKER_01 0:38

Ricky Rick in the house, DR. Whatever you want to do, whatever you want to say, whatever you want to talk about. It's gonna be a rough night. We got some, we're gonna do some um ciders. We're gonna do some ciders. Yeah. Because we're running out of beers. So people don't send us beers.

SPEAKER_00 0:57

No, we actually got some beers for next week's show. I know we did. Yeah. And thank you. Thank you, Creeper. Creeper. Yeah. In the Mrs. Creeper. Yep. Uh, we're gonna do this. How do you say that? Uh I I want to say Windridge. Windridge, yeah. That's what I would say. Wind Ridge in this cider. This one's called an Imperial Key Lime Pie. And I believe it was out of PA. Yes. Dallas something. I looked it up. Um, Dallas Town or something like that. But this actually has 8.3 ABVs. So, and there's not a lot of reviews on untapped.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

There's only eight, right? Yeah. Total eight reviews. So zero first. Yeah, basically, it's gonna be uh first review for untapped. So here we go. Key lime pie. It's an Imperial key key lime pie. You get the it's almost like a uh sour, ain't it? Yeah, yeah, it's very much like a sour.

SPEAKER_00 1:52

I'm waiting for the graham cracker to come in.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

I I tasted it right off the bat. You did? I did. I got a lot of lime, but yeah, I did get a lot of lime too. Maybe mix it a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

Yeah, we get toward the bottom and get all crushed. Well, but but you know the thing about it is does have a semi-sweet character on the can. Super dry, dry. Oh, it's semi-sweet. And then they're sweet, so it's semi-sweet. I would agree it's semi-sweet. It's good. It ain't bad.

SPEAKER_01 2:27

It's not bad.

SPEAKER_00 2:28

I mean, let me clear my throat for a cider. Yeah, a cider.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

Cider, insider, cider. What was that saying? Like when you cut yourself, like dip it in cider. Yeah. Insider.

SPEAKER_00 2:44

Anyways, uh, we got a new uh TikTok out there, so make sure you go watch some TikToks out there. We got actually two. Yeah. Yeah, we did two quick ones real quick. Just having some fun, putting some more uh trying to do a little more content out there, other than our normal these videos, but um, yeah. But remember, you could see us on YouTube. Uh we got every platform on the podcast part. We're on Instagram, we're on we're everywhere. We're everywhere, worldwide, bitches, and we're in your nightmares, we're in your dreams. Some of them. Some of them. Your name's Mike. We're there for you. Lay your head on my lap. Yuck.

Canoe Camping On A Windy River

SPEAKER_01 3:32

Anyways, Rick, what's going on in Ricky's world this past week? Oh, not too much, dude. I did uh 38 miles down the alligator. That's right, you went camping. Oh, yeah, it was amazing. No, it was fucking amazing. It really was. It was beautiful. Absolutely gorgeous. It was a beautiful weekend. It was, it was crazy. Uh going down the river, the wind. Oh, the wind was on Saturday. On Saturday, uh it was like if you stopped paddling, it blew you backwards. Oh, it did. And this river was moving. Like we did uh 18 miles in well, we stopped twice. So I'll take out that time. We did 18 miles in four and a half hours. Wow. Wow, you were moving. We were moving. Well, like the river was moving. Yeah. But if you stopped paddling, you were going back. Or or a couple of the bends, anyhow, I would say. You go around a bend, that wind would just hit you. You go around another bend and you wouldn't have none. Oh, really? Yeah, it was crazy. But it was a good time. Uh shout out to my son and his fiancee. Like, we had a great time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:38

You even you even um had the um what do you call it? Cool weather at night, too. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. No. Did you get a lot of dew in the morning or no?

SPEAKER_01 4:48

We didn't. I actually I had more dew in uh uh we took a two-man tent and the shell had condensation on the inside from our body heat. Oh, and it was warm in there. You know what I mean? It was warm as shit inside, but yeah, just the body heat itself. Like I like I I we had to take it off and take it out to the canoe and let it sit in the sun for a minute before we packed it up, whatever. Uh you can't, what, two nights, three? Two nights. Two nights. So we did 38 miles in two nights. Oh wow, wow, yeah. It was a yeah, it was it was an adventure. That's why your guns are so big. Oh, dude, I like I was especially uh my son turned around and he goes, Hey, they're picking us up, and uh they can pick us up in 20 minutes if we can get there. Oh, and the guy was like, Don't kill yourself, but I could be there in 20 minutes. Dang, dude. I turned it on. I was like, here we go. Like, look at yeah, I dude. That canoe is lifting up. Like we were like, all right, here we go. Like, yeah, but yeah, no, it was a good time. It was a very good time, it was absolutely gorgeous. Dude, we seen uh 15 bald eagles that's a lot throughout the whole. So I don't know if they're still endangered. Yeah, you know what I mean? But like I was in crazy time, they were yeah, they're they're protected, yeah. So, like going down this river, like they were just everywhere, yeah. That many that like I maybe it was the same one that was just following us. I don't know. He's looking down food. There's food. Yeah, I don't know. That guy's gonna get tired in a minute. Dude, we counted like I at least 13. Wow. But I want to say, like, there was a couple times like, yeah, I yeah, there's one there, you know what I mean. Is that a duplicate one?

SPEAKER_00 6:47

Or yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, did you cook anything special out there?

SPEAKER_01 6:52

I didn't. We took it. We we did it uh, I mean, it was nice. My son, when we got there, because we were way behind my son, because we both had to work. Uh so he did steaks, potatoes, corn, had that all ready for us when we got there Friday night. Oh, that's a good that was good in that. Yeah, so you know, because we didn't get there until uh at 6 30 Friday night. The time you got in there, yeah. Yeah, we pulled in, we got everything set up, and he had dinner ready for us. I'm like, that was my son. Yeah, and then uh the next week, the next night, dude, uh, we did 18 miles, you know. So all of us were like, yeah, we yeah, and so I I took some really good sausages. We cooked up some. Just cooked that real quick, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:37

Um had some sausage sandwiches

Camp Food And One-Pan Pasta Talk

SPEAKER_00 7:39

tonight. We uh because of summertime, Beer Winch made um it was like a pasta dish with chicken and bacon, cheese. It was amazing, it's like a one-pot dish, but she said it took her a little about an hour to make, right? But uh it was pretty good, you know. Um, it had like a cream, like a um uh what do you call that? She could probably throw it up there, can't you?

SPEAKER_01 8:04

No, yeah. Maybe check, but anyways, it was really good. Throw it up there, yeah, throw the recipe up on there. It was extremely good. It was very good.

SPEAKER_00 8:14

Yeah, had onion. If you like onion, it had you know, onion in it, bacon in it, all your yeah, all your flavor, bacon, uh, mac and cheese, uh chicken, chicken, and the chicken had a nice crust on it. Yeah, it was good. I I would definitely make it and uh, you know, probably take it and uh do it at home as well.

SPEAKER_01 8:33

Yeah, you throw a little bit of cornstarch on chicken, it's amazing.

SPEAKER_00 8:36

Yeah, it gives it just that little bit of uh breading type thing. That's pretty good. Um, yeah, she's gonna go in there and see if she can find something. But um my weekend, uh oh, I you know, I was trying to think what I did this weekend, and there was just it was nice, it was a lot of yard work though. It was a beautiful weekend for it, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:57

It really was. I mean, I I kind of missed out on it, you know what I mean? But I was like, yeah, yeah, but you enjoyed it, it's worth it.

SPEAKER_00 9:03

Yeah, yeah. We I just you know trying to get the yard squared away and stuff, and we got a lot of that stuff done, but uh yeah. Oh, there was graduation parties and stuff. That's right, we were keeping busy with all that stuff, which was nice.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

That was that's yeah, we missed a couple, but you know, I you only get you only get so many times to get down a river, you know what I mean? I was just like, we'll skip that. Yeah, we'll give them money and here you go. Yeah, be done. Yeah, yeah. That's only that's the only reason we're going there anyhow. The only reason they want us here.

SPEAKER_00 9:35

It was good time though. But other than that, that was it. The weather's been nice, it's been warming up during the day, but you get very cold nights.

SPEAKER_01 9:44

Yeah, you get some chilly nights, but uh what was crazy about it is uh northeast Ohio was the only state in the US that wasn't getting any kind of rain.

SPEAKER_00 9:56

I know everybody was, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:58

Yeah, like we didn't need it, trust me. No, yeah, but it was like a 10. I don't know, it was a shit ton. Oh wait a minute.

SPEAKER_00 10:07

Beer went to strolling during a lady popped out some too big old.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

Was it her? I follow her. She almost looks like that Cunningham chick. Or isn't that Cunningham? Uh the uh basketball girl. Oh, yeah. She almost looks like her, yeah. A little bit, yeah, but she doesn't have any babies. She's got 50 babies.

SPEAKER_00 10:31

She's got a whole bunch of babies.

SPEAKER_01 10:31

Oh Jesus, she's got she got a whole basketball team herself. Yeah, at least you know she puts out to the husband, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:43

To somebody to somebody, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:49

Sorry. But, anyways, uh anything else? No, uh we got inside jokes. Yeah, it was a rough day at work today, you know, but who gives a fuck about that? Everybody has a rough day at work, you know, here and there.

SPEAKER_00 11:03

Yeah, I was a little bit under the weather the last few days.

SPEAKER_01 11:06

That's what you were saying, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:08

Yeah, struggling a little bit. I don't know if it's allergies, whatever, whatever it is. Yeah.

High ABV Ciders And Key Lime Rating

SPEAKER_01 11:16

Something got me.

SPEAKER_00 11:17

Something got you. But anyways, I'm almost done with this.

SPEAKER_01 11:20

Dude, it's going down really quick. That and let's fair warning. This is an 8.3. Yes. So and they're they're almost very crushable. They're very crushable. Like you could slam these. Yeah. So I'm and I don't know if that's maybe why I just stay away from the ciders. Because they're high potency, they're high potent and it go down very well. But this is this is sweet.

SPEAKER_00 11:46

Some well, it says semi-sweet. Yeah. But one, okay.

unknown 11:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:52

But back to back. Back to back, no. It would be I could get two, but then I would probably like over. And if it would get warm.

SPEAKER_01 11:58

Oh no. And maybe that's why I'm just drinking it so quick, cuz you don't want it to get warm. I don't want it to get warm.

SPEAKER_00 12:04

And but it is borderline to a sour, you know. But what would you? I would say though, would you keep Jason Keeper creep this?

SPEAKER_01 12:12

I probably would, dude. Yeah, I probably would. This would probably be my dessert after dinner. It's light. You know what I mean? Like be like, oh yeah, well too bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but uh, yeah, you're fat.

SPEAKER_00 12:25

I'm fat, yeah. I'm telling you, people, it makes my thigh look about 50 pounds, and depends what cameras on, and my gut looks 60 pounds. It's paranoid, it makes you paranoid. I know that's why I keep my foot up and you play with your night.

SPEAKER_01 12:41

I make everything fucking.

SPEAKER_00 12:45

But what would you uh I would I would say princess this. I would definitely princess it. Easy, easy, easy, easy to get that one. I would Jason Keeper, yeah. Princess, what would you give it?

SPEAKER_01 12:56

So, I mean, if we're going on ciders, we're going on ciders, and uh most of the ciders that we've had on this show have been jalapeno ones and stuff, and I have always ranked them pretty high. Yeah, uh, so I'm gonna rank this. I I'm gonna say it's a good nine. I uh to me, it's a good nine. Because it I guess I don't realize it's a cider. Yeah, you don't. Because it's the you almost think it's a sour, don't you? Yeah, it's just a sour beer to me. Like we've had so many sour, so they did a great job.

SPEAKER_00 13:34

This wind ridge. Oh, there's a picture of the uh one pan chicken, bacon, cheddar pasta.

SPEAKER_01 13:41

It's so good. It is good.

SPEAKER_00 13:43

See how you can see the chicken in there that's crispy. But the one key is the noodles come out al dente. Yes, perfect.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

Yes, they were perfect, yeah. Because you cook them in chicken broth. Chicken broth, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:58

Which we were knew. Yeah, who knew? Yeah, but they come out good.

SPEAKER_01 14:02

So now, now let me ask you this. Like, if you'd have thrown some uh sun-dried tomatoes in there, oh and it almost turns into that merry me chicken, right?

SPEAKER_00 14:14

Yeah, where you put the cream, but it's more creamier. Yeah, that's more of a cream sauce.

SPEAKER_01 14:19

I see to me, I would throw uh Rotel or I would probably put the uh what you sun-dried. Yeah, sun-dried tomatoes in that, and just even take it up another notch. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:32

I mean, it was so fucking good. Let me let me throw this at you. Make it the same way, but instead of the cheese, go the cream base, do a little bit of Cajun cream based.

SPEAKER_01 14:44

Well, yeah, I I think that now you're back to the merry meat chicken. That is kind of close. That is really back to the merry meat chicken. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, you could do that's the thing. That's one of the things that you could add a shit ton.

SPEAKER_00 14:56

You could put red sauce in there, right?

SPEAKER_01 14:58

Yeah, oh yeah, you probably could.

SPEAKER_00 15:00

Yeah, yeah, there's a there's another one, yeah, that beer wench was saying that you could do uh red sauce with.

SPEAKER_01 15:07

So I mean, yeah, I mean, just that core it's something it gives you the core, the base, yeah, and then you could really run wild with that.

SPEAKER_00 15:17

I like sun-dry uh sun sun-dried tomatoes, yeah. Yeah, I do like them in dishes.

SPEAKER_01 15:22

I do, but I don't like it when I get a big one.

SPEAKER_00 15:26

I would agree.

SPEAKER_01 15:28

I like it chopped up.

SPEAKER_00 15:29

Well, a lot of people will get them out of their jar and chop them up. Chop them up, yeah, and then the slivers. Right. That's what I like, like a sliver.

SPEAKER_01 15:36

Yeah, I like yeah, you either just chopped up and throw them in there because they do add a good flavor.

SPEAKER_00 15:42

Then you could throw some spinach in there.

SPEAKER_01 15:44

Oh, throw some raw spinach. Uh you fuck, you could throw broccoli in that. Well, now you fucked it. Well, I like it. I don't I don't mind broccoli, it was just crazy because I hated it as a kid. But I don't mind now, cauliflower. I can't do cauliflower.

SPEAKER_00 15:58

Well, they do that cauliflower uh pizza crust. Well, that isn't bad. And then they also do a mashed but faux mashed potatoes, and they use cauliflower. Now, depending where you get it and what and who makes it, it isn't that bad. But then I've had some before that is like has that cauliflower smell, you know? Or the taste.

SPEAKER_01 16:19

Yeah, no, it's the taste for me.

SPEAKER_00 16:21

It's not the smell, it's the smell that gets me. Now, sometimes the cauliflower will be so fine that you don't even know you think you're eating mashed potatoes. I don't know. There was a dish the other day. No, there was a dish the other day I had some and I was like, man, these faux potatoes. I would try it.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

I would try it, but I don't know if I could get over the hey, I don't know. I the it has a very distinct texture, yeah, and taste. Like I just it's just too pungent. Yeah, that's to me. Man, that's what is just very yeah, too much for me. The um I can get through the broccoli, yeah. What's well okay, so but no, I can get through the broccoli of just the bushel part of it. Yeah, not the stem. Yeah, just the tree part of it. Yeah, like I cut everything else out.

SPEAKER_00 17:15

Yeah, let me ask you this what's the one vegetable that you're like, no?

SPEAKER_01 17:22

So I back in the day it was spinach. Oh, okay. I could not do spinach, and I like spinach, but I always got fed as a kid canned spinach. No, it is canned spinach.

SPEAKER_00 17:36

Oh, you got oh, okay, I see.

SPEAKER_01 17:37

You know what I mean? Like, I never got fresh spinach.

SPEAKER_00 17:40

Yeah. Fresh spinach is different.

SPEAKER_01 17:42

It's different. Like, I I can cook with fresh spinach and it doesn't bother me one yeah. Yeah, yeah. Uh so now I don't I don't know. Like, I probably cauliflower, man. No, uh cauliflower or Brussels sprouts. I can I do not like I cannot get Brussels sprouts.

SPEAKER_00 17:58

Hands down, Brussels sprouts. I don't care if you cook them this way, that way, this way, that way.

SPEAKER_01 18:03

Like I did have one that wasn't bad. Yeah, but I mean, it was literally rolled in bacon grease. Like it was just fried in bacon grease. And it had honey and it had almonds. So, yeah, so like pecans. Like, I'm not just gonna bake some bus Brussels sprouts and fucking eat them. No, like I like I don't get it. I can't get past Brussels sprouts. Yeah, I can't.

SPEAKER_00 18:28

Candied, cooked, fried.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

Yeah, I yeah, I don't get it. Yeah, I don't either.

SPEAKER_00 18:32

But anyways, I didn't rate this. I'm gonna give you said a nine. I'm gonna go ahead and eight and a half.

SPEAKER_01 18:37

Eight and a half? I I get it. Like I don't know what to do with it, really. I just know it's good. It's good. I like the sour. It's good. It is I like the sourness of it, uh, especially the key lime pie.

SPEAKER_00 18:48

And the second part we're gonna do an apple pie one.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

Oh, you're right.

SPEAKER_00 18:52

So let's see how that goes. So, I mean, they can add a lot of flavors to the cider, so and it's surprising how you don't get no apple flavor or cider flavor.

SPEAKER_01 19:01

No, I was gonna say because there's no apple in that.

SPEAKER_00 19:04

Oh, but isn't cider? Oh, that's I'm thinking apple cider. Yeah, you're yeah, yeah, never mind. It's just cider, it's a cider, it's just cider, it's just cider, it's just cider insider.

SPEAKER_01 19:16

Tastes like smells like fish. But I mean, well, I mean, it's like a mead, right? Yeah, and I a cider, I it does come from apple, so yeah, there is yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:28

I mean, there's gotta be a can you make a cider from something else?

SPEAKER_01 19:32

I'm sure, but I mean they do it in jail all the time.

SPEAKER_00 19:35

Yeah, toilet water, yeah. Toilet leftover sheet, a little toilet brew.

Break And Reset For Round Two

SPEAKER_00 19:40

Anyways, we're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna get another ice cold one, and we'll be right back. See you on the second half.

Baked Apple Cider And Brewery Hunt

SPEAKER_00 20:24

The second part with the Imperial Baked Apple. Now, what does this have oh, this one says semi-sweet too?

SPEAKER_01 20:32

Oh, so and it's another wind ridge, yeah. So I got a uh multi-pack of this cider, and it came with a regular cider apple cider, and an orange sickle, and an orange sickle. So we do have that for a later on, and now we're gonna try this apple. Oh man. So now where exactly was this at? I know it was in PA somewhere, Dallastown PA.

SPEAKER_00 21:04

Dallastown PA. How far away is Dallastown PA?

SPEAKER_01 21:09

I don't know, I've never heard of that.

SPEAKER_00 21:10

Me either.

SPEAKER_01 21:11

Oh, that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 21:12

Oh, the place is beautiful. They do a lot of weddings there, it looks like. Oh, it's beautiful. But just pull it up on the map real quick. I'm just curious to see. Some fucking directions directions.

SPEAKER_01 21:24

Just go directions, yeah. Yeah. From home. Could you say from home? Five hours. Five hours. Oh, you're over there by uh oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_00 21:37

I wanna I wanna see Yeah, you can get up by um Oh no, Lancaster. You're a little south of uh uh Harrisburg, which has the um well, you know you're gonna go up there to where the Hershey, Pennsylvania, but uh uh Gettysburg is up that way.

SPEAKER_01 21:57

Yeah, I wanted to see uh Cause I was up around there at one time. No, I don't think I was that far north.

SPEAKER_00 22:05

Or that oh you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 22:07

Like NPA. Like because we went to well, we were though, because we went to Watkins Glen and shit like that. So yeah, no, yeah, we mean you're up there about.

SPEAKER_00 22:17

I might have to stop at this one time when I'm cruising that way. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:21

Absolutely. This is a good and did you see them vats? Go back to the pits. Them vats are fucking huge, dude. Oh, yeah. You could probably clean more. You know? Yeah, if you go back to the pictures, like look at them vats over yep, right there. Look at them fucking things, dude. Them things are huge. That's what she said. Yeah. That is huge. Not to me, but huge.

SPEAKER_00 22:50

You have a huge.

SPEAKER_01 22:54

Oh, you're so big. You got a huge gut. Like, will you quit rubbing my forehead?

SPEAKER_00 23:04

How do you bounce off of me? Uh good times. Good times. Anyways, this is pretty good though.

SPEAKER_01 23:12

It's really good. But now I get the cider out of it now.

SPEAKER_00 23:16

This is more cider, too. This is more cider. Absolutely. But you get a good cinnamon flavor.

SPEAKER_01 23:21

It's a good apple and cinnamon. I mean, it tastes like an apple pie. It does. I mean, I do get a little bit of a bitterness. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:28

You know who likes to find the apple. Yeah. You know who likes uh ciders. Who? The Creeper.

SPEAKER_01 23:34

Oh, oh, that's right. He was on them for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. So, yeah, there you go. Creeper. Maybe we should send him this uh variety pad. Next time someone goes that way. Yeah, it no, we they sent it to us. That's true. Oh, they did send us some pickle beer beers uh for next week. Uh for next week. Yeah, it's the PBR pickle beers.

SPEAKER_00 23:59

They just came in to take you again. Yeah, thank you. They support us on our eight dollar monthly thing. Well, we're gonna take the eight dollars to send them. Yeah, even the buying this stuff is all from the eight dollars.

SPEAKER_01 24:16

Well, we'll just take it all out of the account and send it to them. So that way they're getting something out of the show.

SPEAKER_00 24:25

Yeah, that's how we return them eight dollars.

SPEAKER_01 24:28

That's how we do it. Yeah, yeah. See, if you if you subscribe to us, you can donate money and donate money, then we'll give you your money back by sending you the beers that we drink. We make no money, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:43

We don't make any money, so the menu on this place is uh looks very, very good. Are you 21 years old? Nope. Yep, hard cider. I like this.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

This is good. It's good. I I kind of like the key lime better. Ooh. Cranberry, would you do a cranberry? I would do the black cherry. Oh, I would do the black cherry. I seen the uh would you do the peach? Oh, fuck yeah. I'd do the peach. Look how why would they do that though? Yeah, I would disagree. Look at that picture of that peach. It looks like a butt. It looks like you should lick it. Yeah. Like you should have your tongue right in the middle of it.

SPEAKER_00 25:22

Honey lavender. Oh. Red white blueberry.

SPEAKER_01 25:26

So I seen the blueberry, the red, white, and blueberry. I could have gotten by itself, but yeah, by itself. Yep. It must be red, but the pumpkin. Oh, during pumpkin. Mojito, though. The mojito, too. Yeah. Because that's gonna have some mint line. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But that was the variety package. The variety pack is right here. That's what I bought. Yeah, that's what I got.

SPEAKER_00 25:51

So if you go to YouTube, you'll see these pictures and stuff. Hey, are you ready for the best part of the second show?

Ricky’s Bad Choices Question Game

SPEAKER_01 25:59

Fuck yeah, I can't wait.

SPEAKER_00 26:01

Ricky's bad choices. Answer this beach. Answer this. Oh, that's the black edition because they're like bad questions. They're normally all sex related. Oh, that's right. Or prison or drug or do you know?

SPEAKER_01 26:23

I figured out that chickens have x-ray vision, vision. X-ray vision? Yeah. Oh. Because every time I see them, they're like, Big ock!

SPEAKER_02 26:36

They can see through your clothes? I'm like, I get all bad.

SPEAKER_01 26:39

I get all bashful. Why are you looking at me? I'm gonna use that one.

SPEAKER_00 26:46

I like that one. That's a good dad joke there. Anyway, is she ready for these? Oh yeah, let's go. They get worse as they go. Okay, good. Have you ever gone streaking?

SPEAKER_01 26:58

No, I have not. I've never streaked in my life. I don't have a big enough dig to streak. I know, I don't. Beer Wench has. I have. Really?

unknown 27:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:09

She's been butt-fucking just running around.

SPEAKER_00 27:12

Knees hitting titties, titties hitting knees. Oh yeah. Yeah. Good for her. Good for her.

SPEAKER_01 27:19

Good for her. I've never done it, dude. Nah, I can't. I know my brothers have a couple times too, but yeah. But I I just I've seen people do it. I'm a grower, not a shower. Basically, I got a little dick.

SPEAKER_00 27:37

And it takes a lot to show it. Uh have you ever lied to the police?

SPEAKER_01 27:43

I think every time I've talked to them. Yeah. I like literally. Like. Not the band. The police, but no, no, yeah. I've never talked to them. No, yeah, yeah. Every breath you take. No, I mean, like, not every time, but yeah, yeah, I definitely have uh I used to have an alias out there.

SPEAKER_00 28:05

Officer, I wasn't going that fast. No way.

SPEAKER_01 28:09

Well, dude. Are you driving the best? No? So I heard this before on I it might have been on a radio show or something like that. Some guy used to carry a hose back in the day.

SPEAKER_00 28:22

Oh, you said that on the show in the waterbed. Yeah, in a waterbed.

SPEAKER_01 28:25

Yeah, he'd keep a ho he'd just keep a hose in his bat. He was like, dude, my waterbed's leaking. Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 28:32

Yeah. You can't do that anymore. No. Yeah. They'd be like, waterbed? These kids. You just keep a bunch of batteries back there or something.

SPEAKER_01 28:40

My batteries are dying. Yeah, I don't even know what you would do.

SPEAKER_00 28:45

My girlfriend's waved for me. Yeah. Would you rather stop having sex or stop masturbating? Well, they're not the same.

SPEAKER_01 29:05

They're not the same. I mean, I've pretty much stopped having sex and started masturbating a lot. So I don't know which way to go here.

SPEAKER_00 29:19

Yeah. Do you get some kind of money out of this? Yeah. I don't know. Like, yeah. I don't know. I'd probably uh stop masturbating. But well but how often are you having sex? I don't know. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 29:33

That's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 29:34

They get frustrating. Fuck no. It gets frustrating. Yeah. Would you rather sell all of your possessions or one of your organs? Ooh. I don't know how much can I get for an organ? I think it's more of the sacrifice. I would rather sell all my possessions than a potty part. I don't know. Like, what am I getting rid of? A foot? No. An organ, it says. So maybe like your liver? Kidney.

SPEAKER_01 30:05

Well, yeah, I can't get rid of my liver. I mean, if somebody wants to take my phone, go walk. He wants to swap. Yeah. Half a long? No, I no. I don't know. I would yeah, I'd probably get rid of some of your penis. Well, I could stand to lose a couple inches. I knew he was gonna say that. Then he wouldn't have nothing. He just said that he would have nothing. Yeah, then I only need two fingers instead of one fucking hand.

SPEAKER_00 30:32

One of your eyeballs. No.

SPEAKER_01 30:36

Fuck no, dude.

SPEAKER_00 30:38

Your ear.

SPEAKER_01 30:39

An ear?

SPEAKER_00 30:40

Yeah, like you, your eardrum and all that.

SPEAKER_01 30:42

Just the uh the whole drum and all your deaf out of that one.

SPEAKER_00 30:47

No, no.

SPEAKER_01 30:48

Your tongue? No, definitely not in tongue. No. That thing's too talented.

SPEAKER_00 30:56

So you're probably selling your shit.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

I am selling my shit. My trunk? Yeah, you go ahead. You have my trunk.

SPEAKER_00 31:04

And just pay me what it's worth. No, I have a fucking tongue. No. Would you rather give up the internet or shower for five days? Like, not shower or internet. For five days? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:18

I just went three. We can go internet or fucking shower. So yeah, I'm good.

SPEAKER_00 31:26

Yeah, I'll give it a shit. I think uh I don't know. Cause uh five days, I would want to take a shower, right? But but I can I do a horror bath? No, nothing. You can't even wash your gnats. Nothing? Nothing. For five days? Yeah. But yeah, I'll have internet? Yeah. Well, let me think about this. If you had stayed home for the whole week and gamed, right? Yeah, watch movies.

SPEAKER_01 31:53

Right. Yeah. You ain't going nowhere. Nah. What? Run up and grab some beer? Yeah. Because I ran out. All stinky.

SPEAKER_00 32:02

I I think I would probably not shower. I wouldn't shower. I'd be gaming and people just stay away. Yeah. Uh, do you prefer to have sex with the lights on or off? It depends on the girl. I was good. I was thinking when I picked this card. I know.

SPEAKER_01 32:18

It's like, can it get any darker in here? But then like, I know I like I it depends on the girl. Yeah. It honestly depends on her. If she's comfortable or not. If she's comfortable or not.

SPEAKER_00 32:33

You know what I mean? Mr. Sensitivity Well, no, seriously.

SPEAKER_01 32:37

Mr. Love. Hey, baby. It's up to you. Because honestly, you don't mind looking up at your old lady and seeing her tits fucking in the lights and everything. I agree to that. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 32:49

But here's the thing. Does she want to look up and see your old lady?

SPEAKER_01 32:54

She wanna look down. Or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that uh that is the big thing. See that coming. Yeah. That is the big thing. Yeah. Your boobs are going. You you kind of look sexy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:14

She's like, she's like, you're reaching over for fucking oxygen.

SPEAKER_00 33:22

She's like, does the lights get on? Can you turn the lights off? Yeah, we're good, honey. Can you close the blinds? Does it get any darker? How fucking weird is like what would you do if a woman said that to you? What? Does it get any darker in here?

SPEAKER_01 33:39

Oh, I'd be like, Yeah, fuck yeah, it does. And then you'd put a pillow over her head. She might like it. Like, your head is as dark as it gets.

SPEAKER_00 33:52

And then she might say, Have you been on the internet and not showered? Just lick them. Just get them nuts and lick them. And clean them. Clean them. Clean them quick. I don't have any water right now. I'm out on a shower right now. I'm on a five-day streak. On a five-day streak. You ain't washed your ass. Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 34:17

Baby, could you give it a little extra lick down? Dude, I and then you'd fucking rub it across it. And then would you kiss her? I would not. You wouldn't be able to. No. Because my ass, I know, is sitting on a chair for fucking five days.

SPEAKER_00 34:37

I had to deal with you one day here. I know, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:40

It would be fucking bad, dude.

SPEAKER_00 34:43

I can't take it.

SPEAKER_01 34:44

Have you ever done it? Have you ever fucking got that close? No, I don't want to get I gotta get some fresh scared here. Turn the fan on. You came up one time and you knew that she hadn't showered in a day. Oh or two. And yeah, and like you're wiping shit off your beard. Like make it go away. It stayed in there. You go into the bathroom, just rub deodorant on your beard.

SPEAKER_00 35:15

After you scrubbed it. Oh my. Would you rather see your parents have sex or have your parents watch you have sex? They say me, that's what throws me off. So um would you rather have your parents have sex? You see you know, you watch your parents or your parents watch you. Who they're watching.

SPEAKER_01 35:44

I don't know. Cause then I I can see my dad be like, motherfucker, that's not how you do it. Like smacking me on my ass with like a fucking ramrod from a gun. Like smacking me and be like, no, bad. That's bad. I don't know either. I don't know. Either situation is gonna be fucking horrible. Yeah, that's that's that's I don't want to see my mom have the old face. Nah, uh I don't want to see my mom be like, oh, this is the face I made when I conceived you. Oh enjoy it, son, enjoy it. Yeah. I don't know. That's a rough one.

SPEAKER_00 36:24

That is a rough one.

SPEAKER_01 36:25

That is a rough one.

SPEAKER_00 36:27

Just saying, if they watched you, it'd be over real quick.

SPEAKER_01 36:32

Oh well, probably, and then I would feel my dad would probably smack me in the head.

SPEAKER_00 36:36

It'd be like two strokes, literally.

SPEAKER_01 36:39

What the fuck? I thought I would I raised you better. Yeah, at least get five. But then I'd be proud if I seen him do it. That's where I get it from. Two strokes, daddy. All right. I got it from my daddy. It's all his fault. It's all his fault. Bring your bring your girlfriend in her screen.

SPEAKER_00 37:05

See, see, see, see, look, two pumps, two pumps, that's all it takes. My daddy taught me. Would you prefer perfect boobs or a perfect butt?

SPEAKER_01 37:19

See, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 37:21

That one is a tough one.

SPEAKER_01 37:22

That is, I don't know. Because that one's a tough one. Okay, so if you uh if you have a girl on top, all you're doing is looking at her boobs. You want perfect boobs, you want perfect boobs. Yeah, but you're from the behind. But if you're banging it from behind, isn't everybody about the same? You know what I mean? Yeah, I know what you're getting at. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 37:49

I wouldn't say every butt's the same.

SPEAKER_01 37:51

No, no, I mean, they're not all the same. I mean, it's gonna depend on hit. I'm a boob band though. And yeah, so like if you're looking up and you see big old titties fucking bouncing, like no, it said perfect boobs.

SPEAKER_00 38:08

Your image of perfect boobs is big old boobs.

SPEAKER_01 38:12

Well, I'm just I'm just thinking that's just one boob. I I wasn't breastfed as a kid, so I've been trying to fucking get back to it. I want a big old milk jug fucking he's getting excited. We might have to end this show.

SPEAKER_02 38:36

We're gonna have to get it real quick. We're gonna have to quit this show right now.

SPEAKER_01 38:40

Beer wench is looking good. Fuck yeah, dude. I I actually the way the nipple dude, uh, what about nipples? Do you like big nipples? Or do you like little nipples? I like hat hangers. I I would probably be able to hang my hat. I always have a hat on. I would probably like hat hangers. I like I like a hat hanger. I like a big old long nipple that I can just fucking bite on that fucker. I'm gonna have to leave right after this show. He's getting excited. Yeah, dude. Like, no, like you know what I mean? Like, I don't like I like a long not a long nipple, like I don't want no pinky line. Yeah, I don't want a fucking, I don't know, like an old school eraser nipple. But you would probably take it if you seen it. I I I I don't know. You'd be like, oh dude, a pierced one? Ooh, dude, that that's a game changer.

SPEAKER_00 39:41

That is for you?

SPEAKER_01 39:42

I don't know. Like, have you ever I've never had a pierced nipple? I never had a pierced nipple. I've seen them. I've oh I've seen many of them. Yeah, but I haven't. But yeah, the lick on one? Yeah. Because like you would think like you could just go ahead and grab a hold of it. Like the two sides. Uh no, it's just bite it. Like, you know what I mean? You would think you'd be able to suck out and like, oh yeah, you you you pierced it. Fucking you like pain. Yeah, come on, bitch. How much pain you like? Oh, I'm sticking it.

SPEAKER_02 40:11

Oh, never mind.

SPEAKER_01 40:12

I'm sorry. This is getting bad show here. I got a little too excited here. Yeah, I'm running. I'm telling you, he's got a heart on.

SPEAKER_00 40:24

Yeah, he does have a heart on you. See it?

SPEAKER_02 40:26

No, don't exactly anyways.

Apple Cider Rating And Final Takes

SPEAKER_00 40:30

Uh, what would you rate this apple pie? Uh, I would go now. It changes in your mouth after a little bit. It does. The flavor.

SPEAKER_01 40:39

I I mean, you can definitely taste the cider. It's not a beer. No. So I got a number in my head. I'm gonna go with your number last. I actually I might go eight and a half. I was gonna go eight. Eight.

SPEAKER_00 40:56

I like the other one a little bit better because of the sourness.

SPEAKER_01 41:02

I didn't realize it was a cider. Yeah. It it tasted more like a sour beer. And this is good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:08

Uh in the fall time. Perfect. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:12

Yeah, around a campfire.

SPEAKER_00 41:14

Because it would put you in the fall mood or whatever. But uh the thing is, is I don't know if I could do more than one of these. I would Jason keep or creep these. And I say princess all day, but I don't know if I could do back to back. No, definitely. The other ones I could probably do more back to back.

SPEAKER_01 41:32

I could probably do one more of the other ones. You know what I mean? Like I I would definitely be able to get one more down. That would probably be about the extent. Because they're sweet. Yeah, they're so sweet. They are. But I didn't realize it was a cider. You didn't. You know what I mean? Like this one, you can tell it's a cider.

SPEAKER_00 41:52

Yeah. Kind of. And as it goes down more, you get more of that.

SPEAKER_01 41:56

More of that cider apple type thing. But still

Birthdays Plans And Signing Off

SPEAKER_01 42:02

good.

SPEAKER_00 42:02

But, anyways, uh, you're another reason to drink this week, Rick?

SPEAKER_01 42:06

Um, uh, let's hope we make it to next week. Why? I don't know. Me too. I'm uh no uh all right. This week, uh, we'll just say you had a good camping trip. Fucking weather's amazing. Yeah. Oh, we have a uh golf outing. Yep, and it's my birthday. That's what I'm happy for. Yep, my twin brother. And uh we're not gonna be around next weekend. Next weekend. Next week.

SPEAKER_00 42:38

Uh we're not making next Thursday's podcast. Well, we're doing it Wednesday night. Oh. Oh, are we? Well, it was Thursday. We'll talk about it off. I know. Oh, yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_01 42:50

Yeah, we're because we're doing the uh Wednesday.

SPEAKER_00 42:54

Yeah, we can't do it off golf. But anyways, we'll talk about that off.

SPEAKER_01 42:58

We'll talk about it offline.

SPEAKER_00 42:59

But yeah, that is right. So next weekend, not this weekend, but the following weekend, we are going on a camping trip. Or yeah, we call it fat camp. Yeah, fat camp. Yeah, because we do a lot of walking, golfing, fun stuff.

SPEAKER_01 43:11

We I me and my brother make Billy and my twin brother, his brother do things that they don't like. Yeah. But then why do we go? We pay for everything and make them golf, and they do like we like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:27

So it's a give or take. Yeah, it's a give or take. Do I really gotta touch that?

SPEAKER_01 43:31

We eat and then you gotta walk.

SPEAKER_00 43:34

Yeah. No, no, no, rephrase that.

SPEAKER_01 43:37

You walk and then you maybe get some meat. Maybe get something to eat. Yeah, you get a celery stick. Yeah, here's a carrot, bitch. Here's a carrot. Yeah, and it's funny, they just swallow them whole.

SPEAKER_00 43:49

Yeah, well, they're the tiny little mini ones.

SPEAKER_01 43:53

You're used to that.

SPEAKER_00 43:56

That's what you tell us. It's a carrot, it's a carrot. Take it all. It's a mini, anyways. Uh, no, it's a birthday coming up, so uh, great weekend. But, anyways, thank you everybody for everything and uh thanks for supporting and watching us. Absolutely. And uh all the time. Yeah. And uh any last thoughts? Don't jerk your drive. And God bless you all. We'll see you next week.