Snip & Snip

A Buddha-shaped beer bottle, a hazy double IPA that hides 9% like it’s nothing, and a rapid-fire question game that goes completely off the rails. That’s the energy tonight as we’re back on the mics after a corrupted file and a couple weeks of real-life chaos, with a promise to keep the drinks cold and the stories honest. 

We start with Lucky Buddha Pale Lager and get into what actually matters to regular drinkers: aroma, that slight “green bottle” vibe, price, and whether it earns a spot as a daily drinker. From there we catch up on the last two weeks, including yard work, pollen misery, and a live music night seeing Box Elder plus a surprisingly great pierogi pizza that turns into a whole conversation about regional comfort food. 

Cookout season shows up hard with ideas you can steal: deviled eggs topped with mini hot dogs, smoked street corn dip with a spice surprise, and Texas Twinkies built with jalapeños, cream cheese, Chihuahua cheese, chorizo, and thin bacon on the smoker. Then we talk smash burgers and why small technique changes, like onions smashed into the patty or an onion paste grilled on top, can completely change the bite. 

After the break, we pour Jackie O’s Ritual Destruction (hazy double IPA) and compare it to other fruity hazy favorites, argue about when pumpkin beers will hit shelves, and close with our “Answer These Nuts” segment plus plans for an Allegheny River camping float and upcoming birthdays. Subscribe, share the show with your drinking buddy, and leave us a review. Which beer would you try first, Lucky Buddha or Ritual Destruction?

Transcript

Welcome Back and Lost Recording

SPEAKER_04 0:34

Welcome to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess with the most this princess, and this is my side host.

SPEAKER_02 0:41

DR is in the house tonight. I don't know how how DR Rick's gonna be, but we'll see. We'll see.

SPEAKER_04 0:48

We'll see how it's we apologize off the bat for not releasing the show. Two weeks, it's been a couple weeks. The reason why is one, the file got corrupt. Excellent show, 10 out of 10. Uh five stars. But you you have it for YouTube. I have YouTube, so if you want to see it, you can watch it.

SPEAKER_02 1:08

It's a YouTube exclusive.

SPEAKER_04 1:11

I'm a few shows behind. So, anyways, and then last week, uh, of course, we had some issues come up so that uh me and Rick weren't able to uh do a podcast. Yeah, but yeah, we are back, you know. We typically don't like to go a couple weeks, which only would have been one week.

SPEAKER_02 1:29

It would have only been one week, and and honestly, we got another week coming up here too that we're gonna end up missing, unless we take all of our shit with us and do it on the river down at a campground, site remote, come and visit us. Which I mean, we probably could. I mean, yeah, all we'd have to do is take the mics and the board, really. Yeah, we wouldn't have a podcast. I mean, we wouldn't have I mean we wouldn't have a uh video video or anything, but I mean we could at least just take this shit and have fun with it. Have fun with it. And it might be a terrible show. I mean it might be a great show. Yeah, we'd have to like and we'd be like one case. Oh, we'd actually break out the headsets. Oh, we'd get to put the microphone or the headsets back on.

SPEAKER_04 2:17

Bring the microphone to them. It was just poking you.

Lucky Buddha Lager First Sip

SPEAKER_04 2:23

Uh oh hey, tonight we're gonna do a lucky beer. Lucky Buddha.

SPEAKER_02 2:28

Lucky Buddha.

SPEAKER_04 2:29

And it is actually a pale, a uh pale lager. Um, and it is 4.8 ABUs and 12 IBUs. I like this personally. If I've done this, I drink this as um just as a drinker.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

So now is it is it a skunky beer? Kind of like a little bit, like a Heineken. Yeah, a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 2:53

Not not as bad, but I just like the bottle.

SPEAKER_02 2:57

I seen it, I was like, okay, I I I want it.

SPEAKER_04 2:59

You like you like grabbing the Buddha?

SPEAKER_02 3:02

I just like fuck yeah, dude. It's like rubbing my own belly. Why do you keep rubbing his dick? It's like rubbing my own belly. It's great, dude.

SPEAKER_04 3:08

You rubbing the Johnson. There you go. We can open it. We can you use that one, I use this one.

SPEAKER_02 3:16

I got the roll. Oh, yeah. Try not to mess it up too bad.

SPEAKER_04 3:19

Maybe we can put this up there. Yeah, you can save it. We don't get many ass.

SPEAKER_02 3:23

We haven't done many bottles.

SPEAKER_04 3:24

No. We used to do a lot, but a lot of things are cans these days. Yeah, it's smell it and you'll see. You'll think of Heineken when you when you smell it. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. So I'm not sure if I'll enjoy it, but no. Yeah, and and but the thing, it ain't bad. I like it. Anyway, something that's not bad at all. No.

SPEAKER_02 3:45

No, that's not bad at all. No. That's really good, actually. It's not as a lot better, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:51

It's not as yeah. That's why I was saying it's not as like that skunk that you you think you're not like in a skunk ass. It's funny on how many beer bottle cap openers I have right now. They just grown. Well, yeah, we have one in every every each person has one. Well, that's good. That is pretty good. Man, I feel like we we were outside. I feel like I'm crawling now. Check me for ticks or something. I'll check you. Tick for ticks. I'll check you. Get your finger out of it. Hey, have you seen that uh uh thing where they got the little uh I don't I don't want to say squirrel, but it's not a squirrel, a little um guinea pig that's dancing, has a bowl cut on his head, and he says the banana. He says, Don't stick the banana on my back. I have seen that. Yeah, I have seen it. It's not a banana hole, right? Yeah, yeah, I have seen that. Yeah, and he's dancing back and forth. Dancing back and forth, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:44

Don't stick the banana, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 4:46

Yeah, that's what's that going? Yeah, I don't know, because you said you were gonna check me, and I said for ticks, and I was like, that's not a banana hole. Anyways. What

Yard Work and Weekend Catch-Up

SPEAKER_04 4:58

you do this weekend, Ricky Rick? Anything special?

SPEAKER_02 5:00

Well, last two weeks. I mean, we've been off, but no, I haven't done much. Uh shit, I haven't done really anything. We did a lot of work around the house, a lot of well the weather got nicer. The weather got nicer, you know, just so it was finish up shit, get the gardening, got all that done. So got the I finally got my yard cut. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. I was struggling with that a little bit. So I mean, it just did a lot of housework and shit like that for the last couple weeks, just because it was raining off and on.

SPEAKER_04 5:32

It said the time on my watch. Did you hear that? I have no clue how I did it. I was just rubbing my arm. You hit a special button. I did, or something.

SPEAKER_02 5:41

My phone will do that to me in the morning. Oh, well. It seems like fucking it's it knows that I haven't hit the snooze button. I've just missed a bunch of because sometimes I do that. Oh, and just the alarm keeps going. And then it only goes off for you know 30 seconds, a minute or whatever. Yeah. And I don't hear it, and then all of a sudden I'll hear it is 440 a.m. Get your ass out of bed. I'm gonna be late. I haven't been late yet. It makes up close. Tell you what, them twin turbos, they go. You hear them spin.

SPEAKER_04 6:24

Yeah. But uh, I'm pretty much the same.

Box Elder Show and Pierogi Pizza

SPEAKER_04 6:28

I did like the other night. Um, we went and seen the uh the band. If you uh Jason Creeper Keeper, his son, um, is uh lead singer and he has a band uh called Box Elder. I'm wearing one of the shirts. So if you're on uh what do you call it, YouTube, you could see that. But anyways, I'm wearing one of the shirts from that.

SPEAKER_02 6:50

I just there is no way I could have done it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:52

Well, we we did it on a spur of a moment. We were like Tuesday night. Yeah, it was me and uh my brother were out golfing, right? And then we finished up golf because for some odd reason they canceled golf at our local place. But I was looking forward to golfing, so we did that, and then we ran up there. It was nice to see them. The band was real good. They you know, uh great sound, nice people.

SPEAKER_02 7:16

Now, do they play their own songs or is it their own songs? The own songs, that's cool. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, I kind of wish I missed I wish I would have made that.

SPEAKER_04 7:24

Yeah, that's pretty cool. It's good to see everybody, you know, and I even uh the pizza. Oh yeah, that's right. We had this pizza, and it was uh progy pizza. A progy pizza. A progy pizza. It had you know the crust part, and then it had the potato mixture, right? With the white sauce, kind of like they said, like a white, but the uh it wasn't that bad, like you didn't you couldn't tell. Then they had grilled onions on top of it, then they put cheese and then put some like um Italian spices and stuff on it. Man, it wasn't greasy because some people say there's a couple places around here that make the pierogi pizza, okay, but it's real greasy. This wasn't greasy at all. I didn't, it was good. Cheese was nice, and you know how the cheese will get a little like a little brown burnt like yeah, yeah. Oh, it was like that, it was good. Yeah, it was very good. Um but I I said someone to I said something to someone the other day about pierogi, and they're like, What's a pierogie? You know, but it's popular in this area, but the guy I was talking to is in Houston. Oh and he didn't he didn't know what a pierogi was, you know, which I could see, but it was at a um it was at a bowling alley, and uh they have like a concert hall. It got real dark. You could see in some of the pictures, uh if beer went to pop one open, it was you could see that they had a whole neon thing going, which was real cool, you know. That's a pretty nice bowling alley, though. It was pretty nice, it was pretty cool. Um yeah. And that it was a good it was a good time, you know.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

Yeah, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:02

We did that, and um just kind of like you. I didn't really go anywhere to do anything. Just I mean, for a few over Memorial Weekend, um, you know, we just went to a couple local bars and stuff like that, but right nothing, nothing special right now. And it was raining a little bit. Yeah, it was raining a whole fucking country. Kind of cool too, you know.

SPEAKER_02 9:23

Yeah, so it wasn't I mean, Monday was nice, you know. Monday was nice, yeah. What we ended up at your brother's house. Oh, yeah, that's right. We did go over there, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:33

It and it actually turned nice, and then yeah, but it was real muddy out. We all kind of hung out just through some uh uh cornhole and uh just chilled on uh the golf carts and stuff like that. It was a pretty good time, but um yeah, the uh power punk band box elder elder. Box elder, yeah. Yeah, it's older one, but oh yeah, that's not yeah, but anyways, it was good. Though it's uh one that Jason's uh son, Christopher, he's the lead singer, he's the only male, and the rest uh uh female drummer, female guitar or bass, you would say, and then uh uh pianoist, which is his fiance, you know. So it was pretty good. That was just oh, that was back in 22. That's all right. I play it. I want to hear it. They it's hard for them to hear it though. Oh, I yeah, okay. But anyways, uh yeah, it was a good time. So, anyways, uh thank you for uh uh you know, Box Elder for you know hanging out with us and seeing them. It was great to see them and just hang out and catch up. So yeah, ever in town or in your in your town, they're on tour, uh Salt Lake uh City. Yeah, so if they're check them out, go on Facebook.

SPEAKER_02 10:55

So they're what they're heading from here and going to Salt Lake, they're stopping at like all these different places, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 11:00

They're on tour. Yeah, good for them. So I was glad he stopped here and hung out with us. Good for them, though. Oh yeah, yeah, it was a good time. But, anyways, other than that, nothing else has been going on. You cook it, but you know, hey, with oh, I gotta talk about this too.

Memorial Day Snacks and Street Corn

SPEAKER_04 11:16

Because we did the old Memorial Day, you know, people do picnics and stuff. My sister did that thing where you take the devil eggs and then she put the little mini wieners on them and put a little mustard on top. It looked literally like miniature uh hot dogs, dude. They were good, they were good, they were good.

SPEAKER_02 11:35

I was I was kind of I seen that same TikTok and I was gonna make it, but then she said that they were gonna do doubled eggs. So I was like, all right, I'll figure out something else. And I ended up doing uh street corn dip, which I thought turned out pretty good. I thought so too. Yeah, I smoked it for two hours. Uh you gotta like heat. Yours was well, which and a lot of people did like. So now I messed up, I didn't mess up, but I didn't realize on how hot the only hot thing that was in there, and it didn't call for rotel, yeah, but I put Rotel in it. Oh, but I put the extreme hot Rotel, yeah. And that's what gave it the heat gave it the heat. Uh oh, there's some little Yeah, yeah, they were cool, they were good too. They were really good.

SPEAKER_04 12:22

Yeah, they put actually a little dill on top. Look at that. Yeah, it did. It looked like uh miniature uh hot dogs, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:31

They're they were delicious, so they were really good. She did a good job of hers because they look good. Now, the weekend before, yeah, I did Twek Texas Twinkies. What's Texas Twinkies? Dude, these were fucking delicious. They were so you're supposed to use uh brisket or like a pulled pork. Yeah, I ended up using chorizo. Oh, that would be good. So, and what I did is I shaved I all these had some huge jalapenos. Yeah. So I shaved them off and made a boat and still left a stem. Like I didn't cut it off and then cut it in half. I just shaved off the top half and made a boat. I stuffed it with uh jalapeno cream cheese.

SPEAKER_04 13:23

Okay. Which you made, right? No. Oh, they make that?

SPEAKER_02 13:27

Yeah, they make that, yeah. It's like a spread.

SPEAKER_04 13:29

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_02 13:30

Oh, okay. All right, and then so I put that in it, cheese, I got the chihuahua cheese, the Mexican chihuahua cheese.

SPEAKER_01 13:39

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:40

And then uh chorizo. Oh. Put the cap back on, wrapped it in bacon, and smoked it for fucking two hours. Wow. Was the trees so raw? No, no, I cooked the trees.

SPEAKER_04 13:53

Okay, I was curious.

SPEAKER_02 13:53

Yeah, no, I I did cook the trees. I cooked everything.

SPEAKER_04 13:57

All you're doing is cooking the bacon.

SPEAKER_02 13:59

Bacon. You're just cooking the bacon, is all you're doing.

SPEAKER_04 14:01

So you cook the bacon and softening up the um the jalapeno. Jalapeno. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:06

And then you know, melting the cheese and everything. Uh two hours at what?

SPEAKER_04 14:11

Just smoke?

SPEAKER_02 14:12

I I put it at 250. Oh, okay. I did bump it up at the end, like 400, just to try to crisp up that bacon. Yeah, I mean, um, but then I drizzled just a little bit of barbecue sauce on it.

SPEAKER_04 14:25

It was good. Oh, they were so good. You just made that out of the blue.

SPEAKER_02 14:29

No, I see. It was a recipe on the old tickety talk.

SPEAKER_04 14:31

Yeah, but I mean you just made it to eat. Yeah, right. I just something do.

SPEAKER_02 14:35

Yeah. I was like, all right, let's try it. I could just so I always like to do test runs first before I make it for a party.

SPEAKER_01 14:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:43

You know what I mean? So like now you know you have a good like I know like probably the 4th of July, yeah, I'll probably do it again. And I like the chorizo instead of the pulled pork or yeah, I think brisket. Yeah. Uh I mean, so a lady at work seen the same TikTok, it's funny. She did ended up doing the same thing.

SPEAKER_04 15:03

And she did hers on pulled pork.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

She actually had brisket. Oh. And put and I she brought me in one, like we traded, and it was it was legit. It was good. It was good. Yeah. But like she just makes her brisket in the oven. Yeah. Yeah, so it wasn't like a smoked.

SPEAKER_04 15:21

And one thing about brisket versus yours, you would be able to bite into yours a lot cleaner. Right. Versus the brisket might tend or even pourk.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

It will pool out. Yeah. But yeah. They were both delicious. I will do them again. I'll probably do them for a 4th of July party or something like that if we have one.

SPEAKER_04 15:41

And you just did thin bacon, not thick.

SPEAKER_02 15:43

Yeah, no, I do whenever I wrap anything, I do thin bacon just to try to get the crisper. Especially in the on the Traeger.

SPEAKER_04 15:52

It's real hard to get. Did you have to use the toothpick to hold the bacon or no?

SPEAKER_02 15:56

I actually didn't. Oh wow. I was surprised I didn't. But no, I just I'm surprised you didn't have to. Yeah, no, I just was able to wrap it up and it stuck right to it.

SPEAKER_04 16:05

You know, the other there was a couple weeks ago

Bacon Habits and Kitchen Confessions

SPEAKER_04 16:07

I bought some thin bacon. Man, that shit was so thin though. It was even hard to separate. I didn't know like that.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

Yeah, and you get dude. That uh say applewood at Aldi's. Yeah, it's like it has the black edge around it. Yeah. And it's a thin bacon. Dude, it's the best bacon I've found late. I mean, it doesn't fall apart on you. It's yeah, it cooks up real good, and it's not a huge pack. You're not eating five pounds of fucking bacon. Yeah. Because I don't know if anybody's if if it's anybody like me, uh when I cook up a huge pack of bacon, yeah, I ain't gonna stop until it's fucking gone.

SPEAKER_04 16:46

Correct. Yeah, I would I I don't like to save the bacon. Right, yeah, yeah. It's we went to Sam's Club, you get that flat that big ass thing. Yeah. And it's like, dude, I you know, it's because I feel bad once I open it. I want to cook it all. Cook it all, yeah. But I don't want to eat it all then.

SPEAKER_02 17:02

But when I end up doing it, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:04

I I tend to, you know, like, oh, well, I'll make some extra crispy for uh crumbs on bacon and salads or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 17:12

I mean salads, yeah. Well I'll do uh usually if I do something like that, like I'll have like we'll have it for breakfast, whatever, but then I'll do BLTs for dinner or something like that, you know what I mean? Just uh or put it on some hamburgers or something. Yeah, yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_04 17:29

You know, I actually don't like bacon on my hamburger.

SPEAKER_02 17:32

Um, I don't mind it. Like I I like a I like Wendy's bacon cheeseburger, you know what I mean? But like I I don't do it at home that often, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 17:45

Yeah, because when some people do the the bacon, the hamburger, and then put barbecue sauce all over it with an onion.

SPEAKER_02 17:51

That's a hot mess, yeah, and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did one time I put the bacon in the burger. That probably wouldn't be that bad. And it was it that was pretty good. I put the cheese and the bacon in a burger, almost made a meatloaf kind of oh yeah, it would.

SPEAKER_04 18:07

Yeah,

Smash Burger Methods Compared

SPEAKER_04 18:08

you know, he made uh Rick made smash burgers tonight where I thought they were phenomenal. Yeah, they're good. They were good. Yeah, they were good. They were good. We got a I got a little I was talking to him earlier and I was telling him, you do a smash burger, which is good. Your smash burger was really good, and then I'm gonna do mine because the difference between me and Rick is Rick uh does onions like most people, and then smash it in there, and you grill the onion right into the hamburger juice and everything. I tend to do uh uh like a paste. Um now do you make the paste? Yes, I make the paste. Yeah, just dice them up and I dice it up and put everything that has mayonnaise and all that, a little bit of mustard and some spices, and grind that up and then make a paste, and then I put the paste on it and then um uh grill it. So what I'll do is uh smash it down, put the paste on the top. When I flip it all over and I put a little more paste on top, then you actually are supposed to serve it with a little paste okay on the bun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:10

So yeah, I'd like to try that. I'll try it out.

SPEAKER_04 19:12

You throw some cheese on there. Yours yours were good though. That was a good smash burger. I I mean I uh first had Smash Burgers at what was that place said uh In and Out. Yeah, yeah. Yep, and they were good, but um yours it's yours was pretty good. I I'd score it up there pretty high. Like uh, you know, out of a score of 10 since we do tens on here, I'd give yours a solid like eight, eight and a half. Oh yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:39

You'd buy one for $17.

SPEAKER_04 19:42

I uh I put it at four at that price. Anyways, what do you think of the old Bubba here?

SPEAKER_02 19:49

I

Scoring Lucky Buddha and Bottle Talk

SPEAKER_02 19:50

actually like this beer.

SPEAKER_04 19:52

And now this will be people's daily drinker in some cases.

SPEAKER_02 19:55

$12.99, uh six pack. Yeah. Yeah, a little bit pricey. It's a little pricey, but I mean, fuck everything is these days. But I could see it being a daily drinker for sure. I mean, I'm maybe not a daily drinker, but I could definitely keep it. Yeah, I would keep it. Jason keeper creeper.

SPEAKER_04 20:14

And that's that's kind of like, you know, when you think about it, is like uh when we do red stripe. Right. This is how you would do when we do the red stripe nights. Every once in a while I'll pick up a six-pack or two six packs of red stripe stripe and we'll kind of mix it up a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 20:29

Yeah, I just like the bottle. That's the only reason I fucking bought it, but yeah, it is pretty cool. Yeah, because it's I'm definitely gonna clean one out and it'll be sitting here on the table. I forget what's what's this one? This is that was that bourbon.

SPEAKER_04 20:42

He's got one on the table he's looking at. It was just an old bottle.

SPEAKER_02 20:45

It was cool, like an old bottle.

SPEAKER_04 20:48

It was good beer, though. I remember it being a good beer in there. On my side, I got a Billy Beer. That is from a long time ago.

SPEAKER_02 20:55

Yeah, that's uh what? Wasn't that uh uh wow, what president was it? Um Carter? Carter, yeah. Was it Carter's brother made the Billy Beer?

SPEAKER_04 21:07

Yeah, Billy Carter. Yep. It's got a signature on the bottom. Yeah, signed it for me.

SPEAKER_02 21:12

Yeah, I got it signed for you.

SPEAKER_04 21:14

Yeah, a long time ago. But uh, what would you score this? We know it's Jason Keeper Creeper. I would even say Princess on this one because you're drinking just I could see, I could definitely see women like it.

SPEAKER_02 21:26

Yeah, you know what I mean. It's a it's a light beer.

SPEAKER_04 21:29

It's uh when women are drinking this, they get the feel for the belly, they don't mind so much.

SPEAKER_02 21:34

Oh, then they don't mind taking it home. That's not a bad thing.

SPEAKER_00 21:39

Yeah, the beer was good, he might be good. Surprise, surprise, he's not let me buy you a beer, sweetie.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

Then I go in and shave my head. Come on, brobe. Belly's digging out, belly sticking out. Does this remind you of anything? And do you want to drink me? You want to put this on your

SPEAKER_04 22:02

I know it's got a short neck, but very what would you say though on this?

SPEAKER_02 22:08

I I would because you gotta go longer on this. So uh I'm gonna say a nine, dude. I I will go a nine on it. I like it. I like it a lot. I I want to say ten, but I'm like that wiggle room level. Yeah. I I would say a nine. I mean it's nothing real special, but uh it's not bad. At first it does taste a little bit of uh what is that? Like Heineken's oh at first it I did get that Heineken smooth right out though, but it went right away. Like it's not it doesn't linger like Heineken. And now that it's getting a little warm, it's still not bad.

SPEAKER_04 22:48

No, it's not bad.

SPEAKER_02 22:49

No, it's not bad at all. Now, when these are really cold, I bet you they go down water, yeah. Yeah, so they're definitely a taste to it.

SPEAKER_04 22:57

Correct, they're pretty much crushable, yeah. Yeah, um, I would go ahead and you gave it a nine. I would go ahead and give it a nine.

SPEAKER_02 23:04

I I definitely would give it a nine. I like it, I like it a lot.

SPEAKER_04 23:06

Yeah, and um we I know, like we said with Jason Keeper Creeper, this and you know, so yeah, it's all good stuff, all good stuff, all good stuff, but uh yeah, we'll probably take we got what an IPA on the second half of this we got a Jack O' Jackie O's, we haven't done a Jackie O's in a while.

SPEAKER_02 23:26

I've seen this hazy IPA. Uh we'll tell you the name and everything after the break. I kind of forget what it was, but uh it looked good to me. I was like, all right, we'll try it. And I I know we haven't done a Jackie O's in a while. No, we haven't. I mean, what maybe back in Halloween? Didn't Jackie O's have a pumpkin? They get pretty popular around the fall. They had quite a few up there at the old Hyman's. Yeah. The old Heineken Hyman's. Oh, and I apologize if I cough or something because the pollen's so bad. The pollen. When we were standing at your brothers, yes, it wind blew, and it was like fog set in. Like it went by. I was like, Yellow fog. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_04 24:04

Because he has that big old pine tree. Oh, it's terrible. And that's like when I was cutting yesterday. I was so puffy when I got done. I came in the house and I knew I was gonna have, so I took an allergy pill, and then I I went, I rinsed off and I came down, and my my whole face, my eyes, my throat were all, you know, I felt like a big, I felt like a pumpkin. Right. You know, can't see like squinting. Felt like you had morning wood. I did just throughout the whole body. Yeah, just in my face. Anyways, we'll leave on that note, but anyways, we'll be right back.

Quick Break and Reset

SPEAKER_04 24:39

We're gonna go get another us cold one and uh we'll get into Ricky's uh answer these uh questions and then answer this.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

Yeah, last week you missed it, but oh no, no, hey, catch it on YouTube, yep, YouTube exclusive and and last week we did cut waters, oh yeah, that's right. Which were 13 percenters. So please forgive whatever I said because I don't remember these guys. I don't remember what I said, I don't remember what I said, I don't remember what you guys left. I don't remember.

SPEAKER_04 25:12

Yeah, yeah, he don't remember nothing. I just went to work, though. He was like, Why is my butt hurt? Camping with my uncle. Did he treat me good again? I went with the father, no. Anyways, we'll be right back. Sorry

Jackie O’s Ritual Destruction Review

SPEAKER_04 26:05

about that. Long we went outside, man.

SPEAKER_02 26:08

Stop it. Anyways, go ahead. We are doing a ritual destruction from Jackie O's, which Jackie O's is what out of Columbus? Yeah, it's a double New England IPA hazy IPA Imperial that's Imperial Imperial Double England hazy. That's a nine is what it says, and it's a nine percent ABV and A on the IBUs. That's the first time I've seen that. No, it happens quite a lot. Does it? I've never paid attention to that, I guess. So it's a fruity fluffy experience with flaked and malted oats.

SPEAKER_04 26:52

Bringing, I mean berming with notes of ass taste. Oh, that's pretty good. That's really good. That's good. That's a good IPA. Notes of uh candy grapefruit peels. Rutral destruction. Jackio, I always like Jackio's.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

They do have good beers. I know they're out of Columbus. Yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_04 27:17

We do typically around the Halloween.

SPEAKER_02 27:20

Yeah, we do. And they'll do, I think they have a decent Christmas beer too. But isn't Jackio's the one that we like with the uh That's not no, that's Jack O's. Oh yeah, that's right. Lantern pumpkin. You're you're thinking of Travelers and uh Great Lakes bot or whatever. Yeah, I get so excited.

When Pumpkin Beers Hit Shelves

SPEAKER_04 27:41

Now I'm excited for pumpkin season. Oh stop, it'll be here in another month.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

It will be I know.

SPEAKER_04 27:48

I bet you it comes. Let's try to do a bet.

SPEAKER_02 27:51

I say by August 25th, you will be seeing pumpkin beers out. I say July. I don't think July. I I I I think end of August. End of July.

SPEAKER_04 28:03

August 25th, you'll see Okay, I say beginning of August then. August first week. Bring up a calendar. Can you bring up a calendar? I say I mean we're gonna start saying Christmas beers in Well, you always see them in July.

SPEAKER_02 28:20

Christmas in July. Yeah. All right. I say I say August August 22nd. It's Saturday, August 22nd. I say August 8th. Mark that for a pumpkin beer. Yeah. And we'll see if it's there. Yeah, and the 8th. Yeah. All right. We'll see. And we'll see if they're around. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see if they're around.

SPEAKER_01 28:43

I mean, that's early.

SPEAKER_02 28:45

Well, yeah, figure that's only eight weeks away. Not even. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:50

Well, yeah, it is. Yeah. June, July. June, July. Yeah. It's not even June yet. Yeah. Man. Eight weeks. We'll be in pumpkin season. We'll be in pumpkin season.

SPEAKER_02 28:59

Pumpkin. Pumpkin. So. Yeah. Hopefully they come out with a new fucking pumpkin this year. Something different. Yeah. It's hard to find anything. Like the great pumpkin patch, Charlie Brown.

SPEAKER_04 29:12

I think they probably do have something out there. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it.

SPEAKER_02 29:16

They probably couldn't do they couldn't say Charlie Brown. Right. Right. But they could say the pumpkin patch. The pumpkin patch. Which I think haven't we seen that before?

SPEAKER_04 29:25

If Your Wench goes up here and types in there pumpkin patch, see if uh it comes up.

SPEAKER_02 29:32

Oh, Millersburg. I thought it was Millersburg. Pumpkin had a pumpkin patch or something like that. The Great Pumpkin Ale. Great pumpkin ale.

SPEAKER_04 29:42

Oh, right there. Pumpkin patch. Huh. Oh, that's a vent uh more like an event. Yeah, that's yeah. But remember we did Great Pumpkin Ale. We never did Tim's pumpkin beer. I don't know if I want to try Tim's pumpkin beer. Tim's Tim's pumpkin beer.

SPEAKER_02 29:58

I don't know who Tim is. I don't know if he's pumping his kin. Making beer. Tapping it out. Yeah, tapping it out. Like, I don't know. I'm good with Tim's pumpkin beer.

SPEAKER_04 30:12

So you know what time it is? It's time to get that rhythm right. Here we go. Here we go. See how much trouble we can do now. Oh, we got some good ones. Oh fuck yeah.

Answer These Nuts Question Game

SPEAKER_04 30:23

Good ones. Last week was good, but they had some stupid ones in there. But, anyways, it's time for what is it? DR's answer these nuts. Yeah, I don't want to. DRs answer these nuts. Touch these nuts.

SPEAKER_02 30:34

I ain't touching them. Not again. Not again. You fell for it the last once. That's stupid cutwaters.

SPEAKER_04 30:46

What would you make illegal legal?

SPEAKER_02 30:49

What would I make legal? Yeah. What would I make legal? I mean, there's a lot of stuff already legal. Um I would make prostitution. That's already legal in some states, right? So well, this state. Incest. Hell no. You're nasty. What would I make legal? I did I don't even know. Like drinking and driving. Oh, yeah. I'd make drinking and driving legal. It's not a good one. They would have to put up bumper cars, like bumper rails, you know, like on bowling alleys. So you can't get out of your lane. You can't get out of your lane, like yeah. No. No, that's not a good one. But that's just thin enough to herd. You know? Get rid of the weak ones, right?

SPEAKER_03 31:46

No.

SPEAKER_02 31:48

Fucking amateurs. Fuck them, guys. Oh my. This show's going down. Uh percent or no. Methamphetamines, dude. That's a good diet drug. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I mean, it worked good for the Germans. The war machine. The war machine. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 32:08

Cause I I really honestly what it would be hard.

SPEAKER_02 32:12

That's hard. What would you make legal? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 32:14

I can't even come.

SPEAKER_02 32:15

I want to say gambling, but that's that's legal. Yeah. Open carry. That's legal. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:20

Well, it depends where.

SPEAKER_02 32:22

I mean, uh, they all depend where, you know what I mean? Every state's a little different. I mean, concealed carry, open carry.

SPEAKER_04 32:28

Oh, oh, I thought you open container.

SPEAKER_02 32:31

No. Now you're back to now.

SPEAKER_04 32:34

Okay, yeah, there you go. I'm just thinking round town is round town and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 32:38

Like open yeah. Open container, yeah. Yeah. You know, oh yeah, your passenger. Your passenger should be allowed to have a beer. Yeah. You know, you're the D D. Yeah. That's why you're the D D. So that way they can drink while I'm driving. Yeah. I like that. That's not a bad one. That's a good one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:56

When you said open carry, I was thinking that, nothing.

SPEAKER_02 32:58

Well, no, I was thinking open carry, but you know what I mean? That's already legal in a lot of states. I I that one, yeah. Yeah. Well, you're allowed to do it on boats. You can open it. If you got a sober, sober captain.

SPEAKER_04 33:11

Uh of course. They'll lose their license.

SPEAKER_02 33:14

Well, yeah, but I mean, just on a pontoon boat.

SPEAKER_04 33:16

Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:18

Like you're allowed to have a yeah, you're allowed to have a sober captain and everybody be out there drinking.

SPEAKER_04 33:22

The only reason they don't probably do it is because they know that dude, hold this. You know what I mean? Yeah, but but then test the person.

SPEAKER_02 33:31

That's the same as out on a lake.

SPEAKER_04 33:33

Yeah, that is true.

SPEAKER_02 33:34

You know what I mean? And actually out on a lake to me is almost a little more scary. You know what I mean? I I know there's not as many boats out there as there is vehicles and stuff and you can't go as fast, maybe. Yeah. You can though. I mean, I mean you can get it. Yeah, you know what I mean. If you're in a good boat, you can get going, but they don't stop. It's not like they have a break to where you can just fucking hit a break and oh, there's a tree there.

SPEAKER_04 33:59

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:59

You know what I mean? Yeah, like there's plenty of people that die underwater all the time.

SPEAKER_04 34:03

Yeah. That's probably one.

SPEAKER_02 34:05

That's a good one. Because there's so much out there already.

SPEAKER_04 34:09

Uh, what is the highest number of times you've masturbated in one day? In one day?

SPEAKER_02 34:16

Yeah. I mean, should we just count today or the highest number? The highest number in that chair.

SPEAKER_04 34:25

No.

SPEAKER_02 34:26

Four. I don't know. I mean, we got video of them. Yeah. I mean, every time I come in here. My old fat my left page is blowing up, dude. It's great. Uh how many times? I don't know. I I know when I was younger, it was like three, four times easy. Yeah, easy. You know what I mean? Like, there was times like there wasn't even anything else coming out.

SPEAKER_05 34:55

You just got the feeling.

SPEAKER_02 34:57

It was just a drip.

SPEAKER_05 35:00

You drained it that much.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

Like, I just wiped the tip off.

SPEAKER_04 35:07

You're like, I'm done.

SPEAKER_02 35:09

Yeah, like, hell yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:10

And you didn't leave it alone after that one.

SPEAKER_02 35:14

Nope. He's like a little kid. He found it. And then I couldn't fucking touch it again for another week. This whole fucking raw, raw, chafed.

SPEAKER_04 35:27

I would probably say three, four times. Easy around each other.

SPEAKER_02 35:31

Easily, easily three, four times. Especially when I was younger. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, not yesterday, but now these days. These are oh fuck. Maybe once before I go to bed. Because I just go to sleep afterwards.

SPEAKER_03 35:46

Still in your hand.

SPEAKER_02 35:47

Still on your night, honey. Give my hand a kiss and go to bed.

SPEAKER_03 36:03

Doesn't shoot as far anymore. No, fuck no.

SPEAKER_02 36:07

No, I agree. It's a good thing gravity's on my side. It just goes straight down.

SPEAKER_04 36:15

What? Uh oh. Would you star in a porn movie to pay for a child's education?

SPEAKER_02 36:25

Would I star in a porn movie to pay for a child's education?

SPEAKER_03 36:32

I'm there to support the kids. Fuck that kid. I'm there to support the kids. Yeah, yeah. I would.

SPEAKER_02 36:40

I absolutely, but I ain't doing it for the kid. I'd do it to pay off my truck. I'd do it to buy a fucking egg McMuffin in the morning.

SPEAKER_01 36:54

Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 36:55

Yeah. Yeah, I would do absolutely. I would yeah, I would definitely I would do it to feed Africa. All the starving people. All the starving people. I would do it for the wars. Yeah. Out there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:09

Yeah, the displace people from war.

SPEAKER_02 37:13

Yeah. I would free. Yeah. Yeah. I would house the Ukraine women. House the veterans that are out on the street by doing porn.

SPEAKER_04 37:24

It's three months before your wedding when you have a chance to have sex with the hottest girl you know without your partner finding out.

SPEAKER_01 37:37

Would you do it?

SPEAKER_04 37:37

Now you say it on here, and they would know, you know? No.

SPEAKER_02 37:41

Dude, it wouldn't even have to be the hottest girl I knew.

SPEAKER_03 37:46

She didn't find out.

SPEAKER_02 37:49

Just the girl. She's breathing. See what I'm stuck with for the rest of my life? I guess. Hell yeah. You're upgrade. You're what I got. I guess so. She's never gonna know. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 38:18

Could I do it more than once? Do I have a week?

SPEAKER_04 38:24

That's funny. Oh man.

SPEAKER_05 38:28

That was a good one.

SPEAKER_04 38:29

Who in this uh group, who in this group do you think has the worst personal hygiene? Oh, probably me for sure. I say beer wines.

SPEAKER_02 38:40

Nah, I would say me for sure. Yeah, probably. I mean, I do smell lofts of tuna every once in a while. Like just kind of like her nipples are hairy. Yeah, but when she wears a dress, dude, it's fucking bad. Like you might see the window open. I did like when we had a curtain on the table that she sits at.

SPEAKER_03 39:03

She does sit over there.

SPEAKER_02 39:04

Because she sits over there. Now she just spreads, and it it's a fucking direct tuna boat. It just looks like a car crash.

SPEAKER_03 39:15

Looks like a bad roast challenge.

SPEAKER_02 39:18

You want to keep looking at it for some reason. You can't look away. You can't look away. That's why you see Rick always look that way. Oh snow. Oh snake. Oh, put them lips back in, please. She's over there, they are. No, there's a question. Do you like juicy lips? Or do you like do you like big lips? Or like they're real tight. You know what I mean? The lip part. Yeah. Um I like it puffy. Do you like a boxer fucking jaws? No. Flappin'? No, no.

SPEAKER_04 39:56

Or do you like uh I wouldn't say I would be on more of the tighter, but I would like uh I like a puffy.

SPEAKER_02 40:04

Like puffy beat up puffy kind of like or no, just like just a bigger just a little. Yeah, but tight. Yeah. Yeah. Sugar smack, yeah. Do you like sugar smack? Do you like a big clitoris? Yeah, I wouldn't mind that. Nah, because like there's this one chick I seen this one time. I feel like I'm being baited to a no, no, no, no, no. Like, I like you know, because I mean this thing literally looked like a fucking small penis. Oh, it did. No, I don't know if I would like that. I mean, like, I don't know if I would like that either. When you're hitting it, it's pumping you back. No, no, it looks like this. But you're like, you know, you're like, oh my god, like that's a that's bad. That's a big I don't I think I would be turned on. I'll show you. Like, I don't want to know. I see I she's on TikTok. She'll show it every once in a while. I'm like, that's a big that's I don't I don't know if I would want to clitter it's I mean it's it's like pinky, kind of, dude. I'm like, Jesus. I mean it it probably good for her, maybe if you know if you're licking on it, but then you almost feel like you're sucking a small kid off or something. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 41:19

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 41:20

I I'll leave that one to you. Now let me ask you. Now that you've seen it, are you like, hmm? No, I I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 41:27

I I I'm just curious. Like, I mean, that's what we get you in trouble. You can almost nibble on it. You know what I mean? Like you can almost be like if she probably you know pulled away the puffiness of it, yeah, you know, you'd be like, almost like a mouth guard.

SPEAKER_04 41:50

Oh man, piece of gum. Yeah. Have

Toilet Naps and Car Crash Story

SPEAKER_04 41:55

you ever fallen asleep on the toilet? Yeah. I no, I don't I don't think I have ever. I don't think I've ever fallen asleep. I've been like on and I'd be like, and then I get up, my ass is hurting because the or your legs are asleep. Oh man, that's the worst.

SPEAKER_02 42:11

No, you know, I mean, I'm sure I've passed out on one before. Yeah. I would say I probably passed out instead of you know what I mean, because yeah, especially back in the day while I partying all fucking night long, whatever, go in there and instead of standing and trying to pee in the hole, fucking sit down. Yeah, you know what I mean. Your name's better that way. And you're just kind of like all right, yeah. But yeah, I more passed out. You ever had both your legs fall asleep at the same time? Yeah, that is absolutely horrible. Yeah, that is absolutely like we were because you don't even notice it till you start to get it. So you go, ah, yeah, yeah. And then you're trying to catch an accident one time. We were up somewhere, I was young, whatever, and like we were crammed into uh what was it? An AMC. Oh, that's a small car, it's a small car with the bubble in the back, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There, and there was like seven of us in this fucking thing. Oh my that can't fit seven. No, it could. But the guy's blinker in front of us didn't work. We didn't know he was turning, and the chick went around him and he turned into us. Oh, and well, three of us had to get out of that car real fucking quick, yeah, before the cops got there. Because that's too many people, because there's too many people in the car, you know what I mean? Yeah, and uh I was walking across 20, and dude, I could barely walk. Because I had somebody sitting on my lap and my legs went to sleep. Like that was first, I think that was the only time it's happened to me. Like, and I was like, I could barely walk. I was like, what the hell is going on? Like, yeah, it was crazy. That was crazy.

SPEAKER_04 43:54

What did the guy say when you all three cut out?

SPEAKER_02 43:56

Uh nothing. He did point at us because we were. Young and dumb, and just still standing by the circle K while they were writing up the tickets and everything. And the guy was like, They were all in the car, too. And we just kind of looked at the sign. What's he talking about? I don't know what you're talking about. We just came out of Circle K.

SPEAKER_04 44:21

This mugo knows. How often per week do you watch porn? Oh fuck. If he's getting it once or twice a day with the beady beady. How often do I watch porn? Once a day. I wouldn't say once a day.

SPEAKER_02 44:38

No, I mean, I I it's not. It's often.

SPEAKER_01 44:44

But what do you call often? A day or so. Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_02 44:51

I mean, you know, it just depends on the day.

SPEAKER_01 44:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:54

It really does. It just depends on what's going on, whatever. I mean I how often do you watch porn? Per day. No. Per day, no. No. Like I mean, I probably it's not even really porn. Like, I'll skim through something. Yeah. And maybe see a titty. Or something here. You know what I mean? Or a big clitoris, a big pinky clitorist fucking hanging out. I mean, you're almost watching it daily watching TikTok.

SPEAKER_04 45:21

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:22

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 45:23

Or what is it? Uh even uh Facebook Reels or a lot of them are yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:28

Instagram or well, yeah. Yeah, you go to X. Oh yeah. Forget it. Like you just got full-on push in your face the whole day long. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:37

Do you like this? Yeah. Not the president, Boosh. Okay, last question of the day. Would you press a button to get one million dollars if it also met one of your random friends on Facebook would die? So I just I would just take the people I don't like and just put all the people I hate become friends and be hitting that button.

SPEAKER_02 46:02

Well, I'm not like you. I don't hate anybody, Billy. But now the people I would like to see disappear might make the list.

SPEAKER_04 46:11

So you'd be doing this.

unknown 46:14

I poof, poof, poof, poof, poof.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

I mean, I'm not friends with you or your brother on Facebook, so I'd be good. Just get rid of all my family and going, let's roll it up. I haven't talked to this fucker in a while.

SPEAKER_04 46:28

Gone. Well, I didn't expect that one. Let me try another one. Because every time you hit it, a million bucks. Oh, every time you hit it, you get a million bucks?

SPEAKER_02 46:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:39

Every time you hit that button.

SPEAKER_02 46:40

Oh, dude, I could live on three million dollars for the rest of my life. So three people? Yeah. And fuck. You can easily think of three people you'd like to disappear. I mean, not even, I don't I'm just randomly friends with people on Facebook. So hopefully it's one of them. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Just yeah, Mike the Stalker. Be like, yeah. But that's TikTok. That's not friend. That's not Facebook.

SPEAKER_04 47:08

Yeah, he's a good buddy of yours, though. On Facebook? He supports you. I haven't seen a dime from that fucker.

SPEAKER_02 47:15

He ain't supporting shit. He said he'll give you a dime. Nothing from Mike. Old Mikey Mike, and he'll do it. Mikey like it.

SPEAKER_04 47:25

He will. But, anyways, uh, that's Ricky's bad choice.

Ranking the Hazy Against Favorites

SPEAKER_04 47:30

What do you think of this Jekyll?

SPEAKER_02 47:33

I think it's pretty good. Yeah. I had to switch over to the McWater because it was almost gone.

SPEAKER_04 47:38

Yeah, you had to save it for it is got a fruity flavor. Now, this would compete. Sorry, with um the uh wingman.

SPEAKER_02 47:48

Yeah. It would definitely compete with wingman.

SPEAKER_04 47:51

Which I hate to say. I like wingman a little bit better. I I do. I wouldn't but this would go the next one down, which would be what was the next one? All day IPA?

SPEAKER_02 48:02

All day isn't doesn't have that fruity flavor.

SPEAKER_04 48:06

But there's one under the wingman. Elvis. Elvis juice.

SPEAKER_02 48:11

Elvis juice. That's what I'm thinking about. Yes. And I don't know. This is very close to Elvis juice. This is very close to Elvis Juice. And I would say I wouldn't say this is better. No, but it's it's right there. It's right there. I wouldn't be sad to have this. No, no, no, absolutely not. And I would love to have it. Jason Keeper Creeper? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. And I would love to have it at the brewery itself and try it on tap. Or, you know, or somewhere and have it on tap. Yeah. I say to me it's a solid eight. I was thinking the same thing. I was going to say eight five A5. A5.

SPEAKER_04 48:46

Well, the only reason because I think like Elvis, I would probably have to be a five.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

Nine? And then the Wingman was ten.

SPEAKER_04 48:54

Yeah, so I put this right on. And that's why I was like, yeah, A5 would go. Perfect. Because it's really close.

SPEAKER_02 49:01

If you got this or you got Elvis juice, you would be like. Now the one thing is, is what is the percentages on the other two when she has because I don't think they were as they weren't a nine percenter. No, I don't think I think they were only sevens.

SPEAKER_04 49:21

Yeah, or six and a half or something. Something like that.

SPEAKER_02 49:23

So now for a nine percenter. Yeah. Now this does not taste like a nine percenter. This is dangerous. I'll I'll tell you guys right now. This is dangerous. This will creep up. This, yeah, you you drank three of these, and you're you guys are just slamming them badges, huh?

SPEAKER_04 49:40

Yeah. Uh beer went just putting in uh we're getting all the badges. Yeah, Elvis juice. Um not none of them. You got evil juice.

SPEAKER_02 49:56

Evil juice. That's me shooting it in your eye. You're so evil. There you go. Yeah, they're both brew dog. 6.56, but that has a good flavor. And now the wingman's gonna be or seven. Maybe seven. Yeah. Yep, right there. Tropical one, yep. Seven two. Yeah. So so for a nine percenter, yeah. This is really good for a nine percenter. Yeah. Wow, this creep up on you. Now, yeah, this could put you.

SPEAKER_04 50:30

Like Elvis juice. I probably princess Elvis juice. I'm gonna princess this because it's right there.

SPEAKER_02 50:35

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 50:36

So I'm gonna probably take mine to a nine then, considering the alcohol level.

SPEAKER_02 50:40

I and I'll do the same. I I absolutely agree with you. I mean, this would definitely drop the panties. Oh not gonna lie. Like if they like it, you keep feeding them these. Ego, baby. And then you slip in a bubba, yeah. So she gets juice to the biggie. You just cut the panties off.

SPEAKER_01 51:02

You don't even have to cut them off.

SPEAKER_02 51:07

Is that what you have them scissors in your bed, dude? Everybody wonders why I got them on a fucking like a bungee cord. I'm surgical so they won't poke. Yeah, I just pull them down like snip snip. Let them go back up.

SPEAKER_00 51:25

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 51:26

I'm at work.

SPEAKER_00 51:27

I'm at work, just working.

SPEAKER_03 51:30

Oh man. And then he turns on all these cameras. Just relax, man.

SPEAKER_02 51:36

My OF page is blowing up. My feet finder.

SPEAKER_04 51:43

Beers by Rick. Beers by Rick. Anyways.

River Trip Plans and Birthdays

SPEAKER_04 51:47

Uh what's your another reason to drink this week?

SPEAKER_02 51:51

Uh oh, dude. And I can't wait uh to talk about this when we come back next week, or going down the river. Going, we're doing the Allegheny River. We're gonna do two nights, 34 miles down the river, sleep on an island. Yep. Yeah, twice. Yeah, two different islands. Yeah, yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah. So gonna I already got the canoe up on the new truck and gonna try her all out, see how she goes, and let her roll.

SPEAKER_04 52:21

I'm looking forward. Uh birthday's coming up. Oh, yes, it is next week. And uh, but just looking for actually, I'm just looking to relax a minute. Right. I'm I'm kind of beat up even though it was a short week, it seemed long, didn't it?

SPEAKER_02 52:36

Very long.

SPEAKER_04 52:36

Yeah, very long. I was like, man, it seems like it's weird because when I went to work Tuesday, I was like, wow, it's going quick week. Now today felt like, damn, it should have been Friday.

SPEAKER_02 52:49

Yes, yep.

SPEAKER_04 52:49

And I've only been to work three days. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 52:52

That's crazy. But uh yeah, it's right. Your your guys' birthdays uh not this coming week in the following, right? Yep. Fine, June 6th. Yep, on Saturday. And then we go on our golf trip the following week after. Fat camp.

SPEAKER_04 53:06

Yeah, fat camp. We call it camp fat camp uh golf trip because our yeah, because Rick and his brother, they make me and my brother walk everywhere. So we we tend to feed us for their birthdays.

SPEAKER_02 53:20

We take them on a golf trip outing, whatever. I we take them to a campground, molest them. Yeah, just like when they were kids. And then we cry. It brings back memories, and then make them walk, make them a squawk, make them make them pull us, make them pull us. Make them pull us around, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:37

Panties, rickshaw, underwear at the at our feet. Anyways, any last words, bro?

Final Sign-Off and Stay Safe

SPEAKER_04 53:46

Hey, don't drink a drunk. And God bless you all. We'll see you next week. Be safe.