Betting on the run

Salt and lime in a lager sounds like a guaranteed summer win, but the truth is in the first sip. We’re kicking back with Breckenridge Summer Cerveza and getting specific about what we taste: the lime pop, the salty finish, and that argument every beer fan has sooner or later about “skunky” notes and why some people notice them more than others. If you’re hunting for a Cinco de Mayo beer, a Mexican lager alternative, or just a new warm-weather craft beer, our rating and the back-and-forth might save you a wasted six-pack.

Then the conversation takes the hard left turns that make this show what it is: camping season is here, we’re cooking over an open fire, and we learn the painful lesson that a roux does not care about your plans when you can’t control the heat. We also get into a cold, snowy state park cleanup, the strange stuff people leave behind, and how a “non-plan” can turn into the best day when Kentucky Derby betting, hot dogs, and random friends show up at the right time.

After the break, we open a real surprise: Pinkus, an organic German beer with a smooth, easy-drinking profile that makes the price tag feel almost reasonable. From there it’s time for “Ricky Answer This,” where the questions get wild and the honesty gets louder. If you like craft beer reviews, drinking stories, and unfiltered comedy from two hosts who keep it real, you’ll feel right at home.

Subscribe for more, share this with a friend who needs a new beer recommendation, and leave a review with your pick: salt and lime lager or German organic ale?

Transcript

Welcome And Weekend Catch-Up

SPEAKER_01 0:31

Welcome to another reason to drink. I'm your host, Ismosis Princess, and I'm here with my sidekick, Ricky Rick. How are you guys doing tonight?

SPEAKER_00 0:39

I'm doing great. How are you doing tonight?

SPEAKER_01 0:41

I'm doing good. I'm a little tired. Long week. It's been a long week. It's been a long couple weeks. We didn't even get to golf this week. No, I'm pissed about that. Because of the rain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

Not even the rain. Yeah. People didn't show up. People didn't show up. I call.

SPEAKER_01 0:58

I call. But even if I showed up on time.

SPEAKER_00 1:01

No, yeah, it was kind of messed up anyhow because we normally get to golf with our own group. Like you get to get your own team. Yeah. And this this time around, this year, he actually set up a schedule. And like we're playing these people.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

And the people we were playing with this week, they're known to be like five glasses.

SPEAKER_00 1:22

Yeah, five, 5:30.

SPEAKER_01 1:23

And Rick told me, hey, but it worked out good. I I was having some issues at work, so I was working through that. And I kept calling Rick. Actually, he called me and I was like, Hey, what are you doing? He says, I'm here.

SPEAKER_00 1:34

And I'm like, I'm like, where the fuck are you? Well, what time is it? You know?

SPEAKER_01 1:38

But yeah, but it worked out all right on that point on my side.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

But no, it all worked out, period, because it got canceled anyways.

Tasting A Salt And Lime Lager

SPEAKER_01 1:46

Yeah. And it was on Sicel New May. So just to as a celebration, we're actually going to do a summer cerveza out of Becking Ridge brewery that Rick found just as uh what is oh yeah, that's a salt and lime lager. Salt and lime lager. So we're gonna we're gonna give this a shot for the early part of the show. And uh it scored pretty high. It's like 3.66 and it's 580. Yeah, so we're gonna give that a shot. But I hope everybody had a nice seat, go to mile. We actually did pretty good. We went over my um sister's house and um yeah, it was a good time. Yeah, we did uh uh what do you call it? Uh tacos and you know and stuff. They did they had them uh rolled tacos things, but they had tacos upstairs, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:32

Yeah, yeah, but I forget what those are called. Uh yeah, yeah, but they got meat in them, they're fried.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

Yeah, you put them in sour cream, yeah. Tito's, yeah, they were pretty good. Tortadoes. And we had Tito's too.

SPEAKER_00 2:45

Yeah. No, and then uh your brother's wife made drinks.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

They were like some pineapple rum.

SPEAKER_00 2:55

No, it was uh tequila, coconut tequila, yes, that's what it was, and they were very, very good, but they were definitely your sister-in-law drinks. They were strong, they were very strong, and sneak up on you. Yes, yeah. I drank one of them, I'm like, yep, I should probably go home now.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

She has drinks with liquor on liquor, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:16

No, she'll get a beer and then blend the liquor and then put liquor in it.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

Yeah, like so they're they're good drinks. Um, but yeah, it was a good time, and then uh we did that, and then you know, I was but the thing is I was looking forward to golf and uh all day long for me.

SPEAKER_00 3:33

All day I kept watching the weather all day long. I'm like, Yep, yeah, we're gonna be able to do it, we're gonna get it in. I'll get there at three o'clock. Billy'll be there, we'll be able to go out with our group. Yeah, like you know what I mean. I didn't know he had it all set up, set up and whatever, but but whatever. It's just the first week, and we'll go from there. Yeah, we'll go from there. Looking forward to it. Looking forward to it. Looking forward to losing a lot. Yeah, losing a lot of what balls? Yeah, well, yeah, that too.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

Yeah, we get it in halftime.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

Uh it's kind of cool on Untapped, though. You got somebody right there with a Browns mug. Oh, yeah. Right? The first picture on there is Bob Brown's mug. Is it?

SPEAKER_01 4:20

Oh, they're out of Cleveland. Oh, he bought it in Cleveland. Yeah, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:23

Mark and Delhi, yeah. Because I think this is out of Carolina or uh Colorado, I mean. Isn't it?

SPEAKER_01 4:30

No, they're I cannot see it. Oh, I opened mine, so it's different. I actually think it would taste better. Where are they from? Just click on the brewery and see if it pops up.

SPEAKER_00 4:42

I want I believe they're out of Colorado, but I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_01 4:47

The lime is I mean, you do. Yeah. Do you um oh you haven't opened yours? No. The smell though. I don't know about it. When I first popped it, it it smells like ass.

SPEAKER_00 5:00

Well, how's the taste?

SPEAKER_01 5:02

It ain't bad. It's got like a uh definitely a lime in it. Oh, it definitely has lime in it. Yeah. But now, do you do you put this on a glass with a little bit of salt? Or it would be too salty. Probably too salty.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

I think it'd be too salty. Yeah, that would be that'd be almost a heart attack.

unknown 5:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:23

Blood pressure, right? Blood pressure would be way off.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

Taylor Swift would like, I mean, Greg Taylor Swift would like this because he he likes that salty stuff. He likes the nuts that are.

SPEAKER_00 5:36

He likes a little saltiness after you mow the yard and they're all salty. Yeah, he likes it when I come home from work. Yeah, they're all salty. They're all salty and especially on a hot day. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

He's like, let me have a lick.

SPEAKER_00 5:47

I just I just drag them across his nose and then he does the rest. As the day grows longer. Spring Ford. What is that? Delivers a whole punch. Oh, that kind of actually looks pretty fucking good.

SPEAKER_01 6:04

They're showing it with grapefruit, so I'm gonna assume it's probably a IPA.

SPEAKER_00 6:09

Uh grapefruit chanty, maybe.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

Yeah, oh, maybe. Yep. They got a lot of different things going on.

SPEAKER_00 6:15

So I've seen that one, I think. Uh the fun slinger?

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Fun slinger?

SPEAKER_00 6:22

That's what I get called. I got that in my pants. The fun slinger. Just slinging it everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 6:34

Hey, doesn't that that thing with the bands in the beer garden kind of almost looks like Cleveland Brown when you look at it right now? Yeah, it does, yeah. Yeah. The colors. So that's pretty cool. But what do you think? Just to begin. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:47

Begin. I do I like it. I honestly like I'm not a huge Mellos fan, and we were drinking Modellos Tuesday night. Oh, yeah. I would probably go to this over Modellos. You would? Yeah, just because I'm not a big skunk fan.

SPEAKER_01 7:02

Like, I don't think Modello has gunk.

SPEAKER_00 7:05

I do. Yeah. I I my taste buds, I taste that. I mean, after two of them, I'm like, okay. Oh, yeah, whatever. But see, I don't know. Make me gassy, but I don't know if I I could. I I'm almost like I can taste the skunk on this a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. But I can also get the lime. I do get the line. You know what I mean? That kind of cuts it back and the salt. Then you lick your lips, you're like, nah, and the saltiness.

SPEAKER_01 7:36

I I don't mind that. I think it's pretty good. You know how like Gatorade has like uh potassium and different things, but they put a little salt to retain. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. This is the alcohol versus versus the go down a river.

SPEAKER_00 7:54

Yeah. Just sweating hot day. One of these and a beat a water and a little magnesium and yeah, yeah, yeah. Get it back up. Yeah. And we eat piss a little more. Yeah. So yeah. No. It's not bad. I don't think it's bad. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:11

So you do anything this past weekend, cook anything?

SPEAKER_00 8:15

Um, we went camping. I did. I broke out the Dutch oven for this for first time this weekend. Oh, for the season, right? For the season, yeah. Yeah. I figured out that it's really hard to make a roux over an open fire. Yeah. You can't control the heat. Like it's it was it was rough. I mean, it wasn't right. I mean, it was fun, you know. But uh challenging, right? Yeah, I did uh uh I guess you would call it a gumbo jambalaya mixture type thing over the fire. Uh but you have shrimp, sausage. I didn't I didn't have shrimp. I had the ju uh dewy sausage. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. And then uh I did chicken thighs. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:03

I cut all that up, put it in like pieces of chicken thighs or I I cut them up, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:08

You know, and then I did uh the holy trinity of celery, onion, peppers, and then put that in the roux after I got it to I was supposed to go to a chocolate cover color, I couldn't get it to a chocolate cover. Oh, you couldn't? No, like so I ended up it was like a peanut butter. Like it's basically what I boiled it down to. Two is a peanut butter. Yeah, it was almost like a peanut butter. But then I uh you know put a bunch of chicken broth in there, um, with everything else, and then I I took two cups of rice and fucking dumped that in there. Dude turned out fucking it was it was good, it was really good. Actually, I even let Beerwinch try it out, a little bit of it, and like the the flavor of it was very good. But it was it was cold though this weekend. Oh, yeah, we woke up to snow, yeah. Like we had snow, and actually we went for a little ride. I had to go get gas for the generator because we had a generator, yeah, and uh there was actually snow sticking to trees. Oh, we were like, oh, they're getting a little more snow than but yeah, where we were at our campsite, like it just kept snowing a little bit, but it was I mean it was fun, you know. You stand around a fire the whole time. Who gives a shit?

State Park Cleanup In The Snow

SPEAKER_01 10:27

Yeah. We uh me and Tay uh Greg Taylor Swift went to uh the park 7:30 in the morning. So it was they were doing a um like a state park cleanup trash, they got a lot of people they coordinated everything. Of course, the guy was like, Yeah, I've been praying for this weather, you know, we'd have this weather doing this, you know, and man, it was snowing, it was cold, and uh I was like, damn. So when I first got there, I look around and there was me, Gray, uh, Greg, and the one lady coordinated, there's three of us. I said, How many people signed up for this? She was like, 18. And I'm like, I don't know, we'll make 18 because it was already coming up on 7:30, right? And then we're sitting there and we're waiting and waiting. By the time they got started, it was like eight something, right? And I was thinking to myself, man, I could have slept in an extra 30 minutes or so. Anyways, long story short, we there ended up being like nine of us or something like that, 10 that finally showed up. And so we went down and we're out there and we're picking up trash. Now, dummy me, I thought in my head, and anytime I tell you, but you think it do it, right? Right. So I thought, man, I should grab my rubber boots. But then I'm thinking to myself, but if we're doing a lot of walking on a street, they they eventually hurt my feet. These they hurt my feet, right?

SPEAKER_00 11:47

Yeah, but now where were you guys at? Like, were you guys like down in a park or like were you walking the shoreline?

SPEAKER_01 11:54

Yeah, so this gets so we had damn road. So we had the whole damn road from the park. So we had to get either side of the road, but we mean Greg got where the dam is, and we had to clean the rocks. So I my feet were soaked, you know what I mean? Because you're in the grass, and then you're all in the rock, and we're picking all this trash out of the rock, and uh all kinds of crazy shit we found. We found flip-flop, a razor, condoms. Oh, yeah, there was condoms. Yeah, I bet you there's yeah, we saved them for viring, yeah. Yeah, we threw them at his house. Yeah, yeah. There was condoms.

SPEAKER_00 12:35

Little methamphetamine bags, yeah. Light bags. I got one of them. Yeah, you kept one of them. Yeah, I was like, I still got a little in there. There's no little in there, I'll like that later. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 12:45

Why are you so happy? You know, but no, uh, there was kinds, but uh Greg was down on the low side. I was on the up uh upside and we're we're walking it. And I was surprised when we generally looked, it didn't look like there was much trash. But when you get down in there, yeah. Man, there's trash everywhere.

SPEAKER_00 13:04

But I'm surprised you guys went to PA.

SPEAKER_01 13:06

The PA side, yeah. I mean, we're Ohio company, and then yeah, why would you go to PA?

SPEAKER_00 13:11

Like, why wouldn't you?

SPEAKER_01 13:11

Well, they coordinated it that way, you know. Maybe they did the PA side. I mean, because this park's on PA and Ohio, you're right, right.

SPEAKER_00 13:19

Climate tuning, yeah, the state park is on both sides, but I don't know, I would have figured you guys would have walked our shoreline. I would have thought the same, but I don't even know if they do it for the Ohio side. Which I mean, it wouldn't surprise me because we don't stock the lake. You know what I mean? So they're probably like, Yeah, you Ohioans, get over here and help us clean help us clean because you don't help with the fish.

SPEAKER_01 13:47

And there was and there was a lot of rangers and stuff there. There was probably like five or six rangers, anyways. We ended up getting it all done. We got it all cleaned up, and uh it, I mean, it was good, and but it was cold. At one point, it was snowing so much. I was like, I couldn't even see Greg Taylor Swift down there. I was like, hey, down there. I took a picture, he's way down in there because he had the boots again, walking all that water.

SPEAKER_00 14:14

Um now did they at least take you over to uh Moral Keys and buy you guys a beer after it was all over? No, we because that was right there, like it's literally right here.

Kentucky Derby Betting And Day Drinking

SPEAKER_01 14:26

It gets funnier than that. Yeah. Oh, you ready for this? So we get done about 10, 30, or 11, you know. And uh I have Greg and he goes, Let's go over and see what your brother's doing. I'm like, okay, so we roll over there, right? And of course, he's just playing with himself.

SPEAKER_00 14:44

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:46

And then uh we're sit there and then we throw on the uh Kentucky Derby. Right. Because Kentucky Derby's on. And we're all sitting there, yeah, we're getting a beer, you know, starting to drink a little bit, and then uh we started betting. And that's when the Kentucky Derby got good. And we betting, so you watch a race for like a minute or two, and then you wait 30 to the next one, right? But the whole time you're waiting for the next one, you're like looking at the bet line. We're all doing, yeah, we're betting money left and right, and we're having a good time. But then during that the one bet, we all won. It was like a big one. We all won all of a sudden the betting um site goes down, right? And we're trying to get in the next one, and everybody's telling me their horses, and I can't bet it, you know. Sure enough, guess what? Their horses came in then, you know, and they would have won again, right? But it we eventually got it back up. Um, and we went back to betting and stuff like that. It it was a good time, but man, the beers were going down.

SPEAKER_00 15:49

And see, now we I've been over at your well to a couple places around here because they get really big into the theory, yeah. You know what I mean? But we only bet in-house. Oh no, no, you guys actually got online and started betting, betting and everything.

SPEAKER_01 16:07

That would have been cool. And then, of course, the neighbor came across. Right. So this uh this non-plan event was actually the most fun. Yeah, and there was probably like five, six, seven.

SPEAKER_00 16:22

And it was so much fun when you don't plan a party, yeah, it was so much fun.

SPEAKER_01 16:29

It shows up more people came in, and then and then we we had hot dogs and uh french fries because we just put something together, right? But the betting and that, but let me tell you and look, it didn't cost anybody any money.

SPEAKER_00 16:42

Well, other than gambling, you know what I mean, except for gamble, yeah. But you know what I mean? Like you plan a party and it sucks.

SPEAKER_01 16:49

Yeah. A lot of a lot of times, you know what I mean? Uh well, we we drank all Bobby's beer and then we uh uh uh ate all his food, but yeah, but it didn't do nothing.

SPEAKER_00 17:00

Yeah, and we it helped cleaned out the all the odd beers, we killed all the odd beers, that's the way it goes, yeah. So now I was told Tuesday night that I you have half of Bobby's liver, evidently. Why? Because you don't get drunk. Oh, I might have his other half, yeah. Yeah, you have like like he your bro, your twin brother only only has a half a liver. Yeah, I have a whole liver. You have a whole hat, you have a whole half. I do pretty good because Greg said he was like, I'll never drink with him again. Like, I not not never drink with him again, but never try to keep up with him again.

SPEAKER_01 17:40

No, because I started it right, and then he's like, Oh, I guess so.

SPEAKER_00 17:44

We went I guess he was sleeping before you even left.

SPEAKER_01 17:47

He was like this uh for the final race, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:51

So head back, mouth figure it out. Like, I don't drink with Billy, and I don't drink with your sister-in-law. Like, I know I can't keep up.

SPEAKER_01 18:02

And he had this big beer, right? I that's what he was telling me. He took a couple sips and he's like, Oh, I can't do this, it's too heavy. And then he just looked at me like something was wrong with it. I said, Well, let me taste it, you know, and I drank it and I was like, No, that tastes good, you know? And then he goes, I get back to him, and then uh he gives to my brother because my brother's like, Well, let me taste it and see. And you know, he was like, Oh, it's it's fine. And he goes, Do you mind if I dump it? But it was one of them mega cups. Yeah, and I'm like, probably 24 ounce or more, right? Or 32 ounce, right? I'm like, oh no, hell no.

SPEAKER_00 18:39

And I what what everybody needs to understand, this is festivus, yes, yes, and they they broke the keg on festivus finally, yeah. And that's a 7.5% alcohol that you went ahead and fixed.

SPEAKER_01 18:55

I drank it, and then he's over there passed out, sleeping night, you know. But we put we went over there, like I said, probably 10 something, and I left there at like 7.20. Wow.

SPEAKER_00 19:08

So it was all I was like damn, we're gonna see our fucking drinking day.

SPEAKER_01 19:13

Yeah, I said, where did the day go? Right, yeah, right, yeah, because I got up early and then you know, but so how did that work out for you? Getting up early, no, drinking all day home.

SPEAKER_00 19:26

How did how did getting home open arms?

SPEAKER_01 19:32

I walked to Bobby's and stayed the night. It was fine, but you I just had to walk that little bit. We don't condone drinking drive.

SPEAKER_00 19:43

Nope. No, no, but when you got home, like you had open arms. I got a hug. I'm glad you're safe. Yeah, um I love you, I love you, and go go. It was a good day. I got my third leg pulled. Yeah, yeah, you got the legs pulled. Yeah. So I did a little origami at work, and like I ended up throwing it away because I I ripped the leg and but it didn't work the same thing. Maybe I'll show you guys sometime, yeah. How to make it. It's kind of cool. I mean, he made a little paper thing where paper thing, you pull the leg and dick comes out. Yeah. It was a perfect Mother's Day card. Yeah, it really was.

SPEAKER_01 20:20

So we were we he we were teasing that you pull the legs, and yeah, that's how it works. But anyways, uh yeah, it was it was a good weekend doing that. And but it because I did that, the weekend went fast. Right. Because then I came home and Sunday was like, oh shoot, I have to hurry up and do this, hurry up and do that, you know.

SPEAKER_00 20:40

Yeah, I mean that's and that's kind of how mine was, you know.

SPEAKER_01 20:44

We go camping, and then you come back and it snowed on Saturday, right? It was cold, it was nasty, so no one was really doing anything. It's not like it was a beautiful day, and you could be outside work and shit. Right, yeah. I needed a little RR. Right. But what do you think of this uh cerveza?

Rating The Cerveza And IPA Talk

SPEAKER_00 21:08

Well, we're gonna rate it underneath our Mexican lager beers that we've had. So I think this is their version. It's been so long since we've had a Mexican lager. Yeah, uh, I forget what we rated the other ones. So I would have to, I mean, I'm just gonna take it as this one. Yeah. I personally I would go an eight. That's what I was thinking. Eight in my head. Yeah. Like I'll go an eight. Jason Keeper Creeper. I would keep it. Yeah. I personally keep it. I keep it, yeah. I like it. I mean, I do like it. I don't know about I think the lime cuts the skunk out.

SPEAKER_01 21:48

It helps.

SPEAKER_00 21:49

It just it kind of cuts that skunky. And I know like we've been told before, whatever, but like it just. That's just my taste buds. Yeah, I just taste it.

SPEAKER_01 22:04

You don't have a big he doesn't care for it that much.

SPEAKER_00 22:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:08

But I I like it. I I don't mind the skunky flavor taste of like uh different beers, even European beers or whatever. Right. Um I wouldn't say princess though.

SPEAKER_00 22:21

No, I could see that. I could see it's gonna be kind of a little off. Yeah. But then again, I don't know. I mean, that might help some girls get it down. Yeah. Could be.

SPEAKER_01 22:34

Especially if you're drinking a Mexican lager. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, even if I go and get a beer, let's say at um at home or whatever, and I have a modello, I'll put a lime in it. Squeeze the lime.

SPEAKER_00 22:46

So it'd be the almost the same thing.

SPEAKER_01 22:49

I think the lime really does cut it out. Yeah. It cuts it down. Where I struggle a little bit is I like Coronas, right? Right. But the Coronas or Corona Extra, they're a little bit hard. Now, I like the what's that Corona light? Um, the premieres sometimes to me they could be a little bit off. They get really watery-ish. Yeah, you but something about them.

SPEAKER_00 23:13

There's something about them, yeah. Yeah, we've tried them. I've tried them a couple times. I know you guys brought them over before.

SPEAKER_01 23:20

Yeah. But this, I do like this. I like, I mean, I like the design. It's a simple green-white label. And from Breckenridge, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:30

We haven't done it for a while, so I was like, all right, let's because there was a bunch, you know. I mean, with Cinco de Mayo just coming around, there was so many there. Yeah. A lot that we've done. Yeah. You know, we've done the walking taco. Yep. We've done uh there was like three or four right there that we've already done. I'm like, we did a show just on that camera.

SPEAKER_01 23:52

Yeah, I mean, but we're running out of beer, people. Well, we we got another good one.

SPEAKER_00 24:00

Well, we got another good one that you found. Yep, yep. And we'll keep that. Yeah, but we're running out of beer, people. Like it just just giving you a heads up. If you see something, let's start recycling. Let us know. Like we'll we'll try another one. We'll recycle these.

SPEAKER_01 24:20

Let it cool out.

SPEAKER_00 24:22

No, no, this could be a recap them and just give them to somebody else.

SPEAKER_01 24:28

Here, try this one.

SPEAKER_00 24:29

Your neighbor.

SPEAKER_01 24:31

I was telling someone just today that you know they were talking about how they they're not a big fan of IPAs, right? And I said, You gotta try the wing man. Absolutely. Because I I asked, I said, Do you like do you mind grapefruit flavoring? You know, and they're they're like, No. And I said, You like mangoes and all that? They're like, Oh, yeah, yeah. I said, Oh, you gotta try the wingman.

SPEAKER_00 24:51

Well, and I got a buddy at work that I mean he's a big IPA guy, yeah. But I he heard our wingman episode. Oh, and he bought that case, he bought that whole, yeah, the variety pack. And uh he said, Yeah, it's the best. Yeah, and he said actually, the whole 12 pack he liked, right? He liked every one of them. Yeah, you know, I could see that yeah, I mean, we like yeah, they were all good. They are absolutely all good from brew dog. Yeah, brew dog. Yep. So I mean, it's before you say you don't like an IPA, yeah, try that. Try a little bit, especially a hazy. Because it's nothing like you you probably had a really strong IPA at one time. Like high IBUs, high IBU, whatever. Yeah, yeah. Like uh we have a friend that does not like I hate IPAs, but every IPA we give him, he was like, Oh my god, this is the best IPA I've ever had.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

Yeah, and then he does it again. He's like, I like this. I'm like, that's your tenth IPA. That's my neighbor gonna mow my lawn or mow the lawn. And he's all he's all like, that's his tenth uh uh IBA or IPA that he doesn't like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:12

In a row. Yeah, yeah. Like, dude, I mean, we we picked the best beers. So if you actually listen to the show, you you might not be educated, but we're gonna tell you a good beer. We're not gonna tell you the hops, we're not gonna tell you the hops and the IBUs or anything else, but we're gonna tell you it's a damn good beer in our mind. I mean, it tastes good, it tastes good, yeah.

Organic German Beer With Tech Issues

SPEAKER_01 26:38

But anyways, we're gonna take a quick break and then we're gonna come back. We'll do uh um, I don't know, I forgot what they're called. Answer this, Rick, and then uh we gotta have another uh ice cold one. So we'll see you in a second. Like we do. We're actually gonna jump into this one that's uh pink pink oh get me don't if we screw up on these ones because there's a lot of Germany. It's all German, yeah. Yes, Pinkas, it's the world's first organic brewery. Actually, it's out of Germany. It actually says on it that it actually started in um 1816, but then in the 1980s they switched to full organic uh production, but it is out of Germany. Um so we're gonna give this a shot. I heard it was very good.

SPEAKER_00 27:54

So it's what from Munster?

SPEAKER_01 27:57

Oh, yeah. Um yeah, Munster Germany or Munster.

SPEAKER_00 28:02

Yeah, you know, it's got the little whatever the little dots. Yeah, whatever the two dots mean. Maybe mute no no because there's no sign.

SPEAKER_01 28:11

No, you're right. Munsk. I don't know. Munster? Yeah, but I don't know, whatever. Anyways, we're gonna drink it down.

SPEAKER_00 28:16

We're gonna drink it. Hold on, we gotta blinking light, we got technical difficulties. Oh, please. We're having issues. We're gonna open this beer wires. Go ahead and open this and I guess I don't have to use my letter. Oops. What do you think it is? Is this more? Oh, it's a Nintendo game.

SPEAKER_01 28:42

Still in the games where you have to blow on it.

SPEAKER_00 28:44

Yeah, blow in them and fix it.

SPEAKER_01 28:47

It's only messing up our video part of it, so yeah. Yeah, it's all right. We're here.

SPEAKER_00 28:53

We're still here, we're trying to figure it out.

SPEAKER_01 28:56

So, welcome back if you didn't get that earlier part. But we're gonna do this German beer at Pincus. Um and we're just repeating ourselves for the uh video version, but uh sometimes it captures it all, sometimes it don't. But, anyways, uh what do you think? I heard it was very good, and it's uh ale, right? Yep, yep. Ooh, that's pretty good. That's fucking really good. That is really, really good. Yeah. Now the other one we did was ale.

SPEAKER_00 29:27

Oh, that was a lot longer. Yeah, but this is a German. Now, over there though, they would probably drink this warm.

SPEAKER_01 29:35

Probably. It's 22 IBUs, it's 5.1 ABVs. So that's not bad.

SPEAKER_00 29:41

You know, but I alright. Now, where did you get this from?

SPEAKER_01 29:46

Uh Mike's drive-thru.

SPEAKER_00 29:48

That drive-thru place. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:49

And he said how much?

SPEAKER_00 29:51

Oh at the time.

SPEAKER_01 29:52

Um it's been a minute, so I don't remember. I mean, like 20s? Probably around 20. Yeah. I mean a 20. 20 for a four-pack. But it comes from Germany.

SPEAKER_00 30:04

Yeah, I get that, but I mean, it's good enough that I would pay it, but I don't know if I'd be able to keep it in my fridge. You know what I mean? Like I would, if I seen it, I'd be like, uh, yeah, give me that. I'm not handing it out.

SPEAKER_01 30:20

No, you I'm doing it myself.

SPEAKER_00 30:22

Yeah, this is my beer. Yeah. Uh, it's that good. It is pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 30:27

Yeah. Yeah, it is pretty good. I I like it so far. It's actually very smooth, you know, going down. You know? So uh beer winch got a real quick photo there of what it looks like. Um Street View, that little drive-thru thing.

SPEAKER_00 30:43

That's that's where I hit it right there. Yeah, if you ever want to stop over at that bar right next to it, that's a pretty good bar. It's not a bad little bar we put in there. Yep. Yeah, we've been in there. Little fundraisers and stuff right there. Yep. Yeah, we've been in there a couple of years.

SPEAKER_01 30:56

That little red one. Well, go yeah, right over there. It's called Y2. Yep. It's pretty good. You go down the road a little bit. Ooh, we're cruising, we're cruising.

SPEAKER_00 31:05

Yeah, we parked behind it for that fundraiser, but yeah, right there because it was so packed.

SPEAKER_01 31:09

But, anyways, this this isn't bad. It's going down.

SPEAKER_00 31:12

I I actually really enjoy this. Yeah, I I like this. The first few sips. The organic, I mean, yeah, or yeah, I mean, my brother would be in love with it. Oh, yeah, he would. You know what I mean? I'll save that one for him. He'd probably fucking stick it in his ass.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

I gotta quit. It's coming in or out one way or another. I gotta drink it first. Yeah, I get the whole thing up there. It's pretty good. Not bad, not bad at all.

SPEAKER_00 31:50

Uh, we're uh, so that's all German. Yeah, we're not we're looking on untapped right now, and the only word I get is pinkus. Yeah. Alt wind root is out. But see, now I went I didn't go German, I went like Indian. I don't understand why I that's what I do. You go I I can't like I wouldn't know how to say German, I would just automatically go Indian because I don't know how to speak any of it.

SPEAKER_01 32:26

But yeah, oh they have different labels of it, you know, but probably different over there, over there, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:32

Because look, they're getting out of a vending machine. They're getting out of a vending machine, yeah. Yeah, yeah, they're getting out of Vince and Monson's nonsense. I don't know. I mean, you know, no, that isn't what it's had.

SPEAKER_01 32:52

It is pretty good though.

SPEAKER_00 32:54

It's fucking really good. Hey, look, look at that picture, dude. That's me. That is me all day long over in Germany at a brewery. At a brewery, yeah. All brick on the back side. Yep, dude. That'd be a good look, the keg up top. Having a good time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it'd be great, dude. Yeah.

Ricky Answer This Gets Wild

SPEAKER_01 33:14

So while we drink this and enjoy this beverage, you know what time it is. Oh, fuck. It is. Ricky, answer this. Answer this, Ricky. Let's answer these guys.

SPEAKER_00 33:27

That's what you answer these ones. You know, I'm gonna see how much charge I can get in this week.

SPEAKER_01 33:32

Yeah, that's what we should say. How much trouble can Ricky get in this week? This one's a good one. This is probably for your brother, but we're gonna ask you. Have you ever shoved something up your ass? No. I've never not even an enema?

SPEAKER_00 33:51

Oh, you know what? I have, yeah. Yeah, I had a really bad, I ended up going outside at work and shoveling snow underneath trailers. Uh-huh. And you for fucking like a day like all day long, just all day on almost on my knees shoveling trailers. Oh man. And fucking, I woke up two days later with the worst fucking hemorrhoid ever. Oh, really? Oh, dude, I was I was crying.

SPEAKER_01 34:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:26

Like literally fucking.

SPEAKER_01 34:27

I haven't had one of them.

SPEAKER_00 34:28

Oh, dude, it was the worst pain. I could not shit. I could not wipe. I could not, I could not fucking do anything. I literally ended up where I was staying at the time, my mom was living below me. Yeah. Like I I I she ended up having to take me to the emergency room. Because of it. Because of it. And I ended up getting an enema. And that's how it fixed it. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, wow. Not an enema, but like a uh is it an enema? I don't know. Enema help helps you poop, right? Or something like that, but I don't know. I had to stick fucking shit up here. Something in my ass. Yeah. I mean, I I licked it first before I like prelubed it and then fucking shoved it up there. Dude, it was the worst fucking hated it. Did you say let me warm this up real quick? It was funny. The doctor came in, he was like, Alright. He was like, Well, let me see what's going on. And my mom was like, Yeah, I'm gonna leave now. I'm like, Yeah, could you? Oh yeah, you honestly could have left a long time ago. Like, but dude, that was the worst fucking it honestly felt fucking like I had a nutsack hanging out my ass. Like, and I'm sure it's a set of balls, and I'm sure it wasn't that big, you know what I mean? Like, it just but it felt that big just felt like I was like, what the fuck? Dude, I couldn't hold my shit or nothing, dude. It was horrible. I do not wish a hemorrhoid and a like I know girls get it from uh baby, yeah, birth and stuff like that. Like, I I I couldn't imagine like you already went through birth birth, yeah. You already pushed that fucking head out of your vagina, and now you gotta deal with a fucking, but I'm sure she's like whatever. Like that's that's fine. I just find yeah, it's nothing. Yeah, yeah, no. A guy who's never had nothing wrong with him. No, dude, I I don't work. I so when they ask you to go shovel snow out from underneath. No, absolutely not. No, I will not fucking I no, no, I'll I'll do I'll do the sidewalk. You're not getting any hand in the fucking climbing underneath fucking shit all day long. No, no, you passed that up, huh? That was the weirdest. It was it it fucking it sucked, dude. It really did. Uh it sucked.

SPEAKER_01 37:19

So I never shoved anything, but the doctor did with the tube.

SPEAKER_00 37:23

Oh, you did the yeah, yeah, so yeah, I got that coming up too. Right. I mean, but after after my finger, how big how much bigger can it be? I got short little fat fingers, you know, yeah, yeah. They're gonna be tiny. That's why girls love me. They look at my hands. Have you? That's what they look at, huh? Yeah, like one finger, fuck it. That's like two dicks.

SPEAKER_01 38:00

Have you ever had a partner squirt during sex? Fuck yeah. Yes, I have too.

SPEAKER_00 38:06

I love it. Yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna lie. Like, I that's something I like. It's weird, yeah. Like, and a lot of girls will be like, like it's apologize. No, it's some girls like say that it's pee. Oh, yeah, yeah. But it's not. Yeah. Girls that don't do it say it's pee. Yeah. Girls that do it. Girls that do it, like it's not pee. They're ready. You ready for your golden shower? I feel like such a man. When that happens, dude, I feel like such a man, dude. I really do. Like, I'm not gonna lie. Like, you tell me you didn't feel fucking proud. Oh no, I did. And you know what I did? I pulled out and peed on her.

SPEAKER_02 38:47

Let me return favor.

SPEAKER_00 38:49

I know, I know. It's not pee. I'm just saying. I know, but I know it it does make you proud. Oh, it makes you proud. I'm gonna do it again. Yeah, yeah. Fucking, like, I feel like yeah, fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:00

Like you walk out like that.

SPEAKER_01 39:12

So I'm gonna say he said yes.

SPEAKER_02 39:14

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 39:16

Have you answered? Wait, have you ever answered your mom's phone call during sex? So if your mom called, have you ever answered the phone? No, I think she answered mine.

SPEAKER_00 39:34

Honey, I can't talk right now. Oh, uh the opposite.

SPEAKER_01 39:41

Yeah, like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:42

Oh, yeah, I can handle that. Like, oh man. Or she was just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then it's just like, I told you I could still talk. I could still talk. Yeah. I'm getting my Mother's Day present.

SPEAKER_02 40:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 40:10

That's what I get for Mother's Day.

SPEAKER_01 40:15

No, I would say no.

SPEAKER_00 40:17

I no, I don't think so. I never walked in on my parents either, though. No, I neither. No, I no, I think I heard. I know back in the day, back in my youth. You heard. I probably heard. Yeah, yeah, like, yeah. Smack it. Smack it, smack it, rub it down.

SPEAKER_01 40:44

Would you ever accept a deal to get$10 million, but you die at the age of 50? That's a bad question. Oh, yeah, because I'm already over 50. Say 60. 10 mil. 60 right now. Thinking about it.

SPEAKER_00 40:59

Dude, I I 10 mil for 60.

SPEAKER_01 41:03

Yeah. Yeah, I'd be good with that. You probably would do it. I would. Yeah. You'd run it out.

SPEAKER_00 41:09

Yeah, I uh not even run it out. Yeah, I mean, 10 mil, I would probably just party like a rod. Feed my family. You know what I mean? Yeah. Set my son up. Yeah. Keep a mil for myself for fucking 10 years. Yeah. And be like, fuck yeah. Let's have at it. Yeah. You could do a mil a year. Yeah, but I'd set my son up. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'd set him up five mil. Yeah. Do two half mil every year for yourself. Yeah. Okay. Let's go. And then right at 60, I'm dead. Yeah. Dude, that sounds dreamy. That actually sounds dreamy. No more fucking problems. No more life bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 41:54

Just yeah, party it up for fucking your last bit. You're looking at what you have, and you're like, I'm gonna die tomorrow. Come on, baby. Let's get these prostitutes.

SPEAKER_00 42:04

Yeah, yeah. I can get 100,000, baby. I'm I'm fucking we heading to Columbia last night? Yeah, let's go. Midnight. Yeah, there you go. All right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:23

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:24

Stay in front of just cheat down the whole time.

SPEAKER_01 42:28

Beerwent said just travel around the world and stay ahead. Yeah, stay ahead of the fucking time, challenge.

SPEAKER_00 42:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:35

Well, I gotta get out of here. He's gonna catch up to you. Yeah. But no, there was one guy. Uh I actually follow him on TikTok. His brother, dude, it was the coolest thing ever. Uh, we might even talked about it because I was drunk one time. One time on this show. One time. Oh, one time. He watched the sun come up in Virginia. Yeah. And then flew over to fucking San Francisco and watched it go down. Uh-huh. Or watched it go up come up again. Yeah. You know what I mean? No, it would go down. Yeah, and watched it come. So he watched the sunrise in Virginia and then fucking flew over to San Francisco just to watch the sunset in one day. Yeah. Yeah. With that kind of money, that's what I that's exactly what I do. I'd be like, yeah, okay. That'd be the coolest thing ever.

SPEAKER_01 43:24

Yeah. You know, I mean. Or could you watch it sunset and then fly and watch it set again? I don't know, could you? Well, because it's three hours, right?

SPEAKER_00 43:34

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:35

Yeah. Yeah.

unknown 43:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:36

Cali to Hawaii.

SPEAKER_01 43:38

Cali, Cali, Cali. I'm going to Cali. Yeah, fuck Cali.

unknown 43:42

Right.

Worst Sickness Stories And Bad Ideas

SPEAKER_01 43:43

Anyways. Uh what is the worst disease you ever had?

SPEAKER_00 43:50

I had fifth disease. Fifth? What's that? I they called it fifth disease back then, but I mean I was I was young. Uh I I think it was shingles. Like I was like really young, really young. So they didn't want to call it shingles, and they uh called it fifth disease, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 44:13

Now I would say I had shingles because of stress and that. Yeah. Whoo, that hurts. I it fucking can't hear him rest. Our buddy down here on the road, he had it bad.

SPEAKER_00 44:24

Yeah, he had it really bad.

SPEAKER_01 44:25

Yeah. He was telling me he he would go to work and he said, You want me to come to work? I'm gonna have to put a thing and he put a note.

SPEAKER_00 44:35

Do not do not enter, knock before entering.

SPEAKER_01 44:37

Yeah. And he said he had to take a shirt off. Yeah. And he would just be like, Yep, not moving, you know, and he'd be working.

SPEAKER_00 44:43

So I thought it was I and I was young. I I want to say eighth grade, uh seventh, eighth grade.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:52

Uh I thought it was poison ivy. Oh. So you're just scratching away. Oh no, it would hurt. I I broke it open and put bleach on it. Oh. So I actually have a scar on my tit.

SPEAKER_01 45:02

Yeah. From it.

SPEAKER_00 45:03

From it. Yeah. Because it wasn't poison ivy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:07

Yeah. And uh that was the thing you used to do back in the day to dry it out.

SPEAKER_00 45:12

That's what I still do with poison ivy. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 45:15

We don't condone this on this radio station. No. Uh mild virus, you know, in children, age of 10, 5 to 15, that would have been right. Is often followed by uh lacy red.

SPEAKER_00 45:33

Isn't that like it's a form of chicken pox? Oh, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 45:39

So you get rash and that, yep. Redness, irritation. Um, do not put bleach on it, it will scar you for life. Yep, sure dude.

SPEAKER_00 45:50

Yeah. Yeah. So I got like a little snake skin right here. Girls like it. Yeah, like, oh, you you sassy snake.

SPEAKER_01 45:58

I know. Watch it spit.

SPEAKER_00 46:04

Yeah, right in your eye.

Pinkus Beer Score And Final Reasons

SPEAKER_01 46:09

Make you go blind. You're a squirter, I'm a squirter. Oh man.

SPEAKER_00 46:16

So, what do you think of this pinkest so I fucking loved it? Oh, you killed it.

SPEAKER_01 46:21

I killed it. Yeah. Dude, that was really good. It is good, ain't it?

SPEAKER_00 46:25

That is really good. So it's gonna be an L. It's probably the best German beer that we've had.

SPEAKER_01 46:35

Yeah. Would you, Jason Keeper, creep it?

SPEAKER_00 46:37

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 46:37

Yeah, if I could afford it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a special treat at five dollars a beer, right? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:44

Yeah, it would be my special treat.

SPEAKER_01 46:46

Yeah. Just when you're having it. Yeah, it would be, yeah. So I you know, there's there's a lot of people that say that they start off with a good bottle of wine, right? Expensive bottle of wine. Because when you first start off, you could taste and everything, right? That would be like this, and then you follow up with a cheaper bottle of wine or less expensive because you're now starting to get a little used to wine, yeah, a little buzzer.

SPEAKER_00 47:09

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:10

Yeah. So it would be this. You start off with one start off with one, then squit something else. Yeah.

unknown 47:15

Or two.

SPEAKER_00 47:16

Yeah, but my problem would be is that you'd go four packs. Oh, dude, I'd I'd slam these. Yeah. Like so they're crushable, huh? The problem would be is that I would this would be my run out beer. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I ran out of beer. Fuck. You'd be like, damn, I got these in there. Yeah. Like, we're drinking all four of these. Here we go. They're going down. Yeah. But it costs a tw uh a 12 pack. Yeah. Yeah. I'm doing a 10. I'll give it a 10. I'm a 10. Yeah. Or a 10 all day long. All day long. Can you get oh yours is almost coming off. Yeah. The peel. That peel's almost coming off. Maybe we can stick that on the oh no.

SPEAKER_01 48:04

The wall ripped along. No, no. Yeah, it's like glued just enough. But yeah, it is. It is very good.

SPEAKER_00 48:11

It is very good. Yeah. For a nail, look that one up, guys. Yeah. If you can find this, definitely grab it. Yeah. You'll like it. The box looks like.

SPEAKER_01 48:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:25

It's pretty good. Yeah. It's very good.

SPEAKER_01 48:28

Yeah. Good recommendation from uh Mike's drive through there. He said, Hey, you guys would like that one. Yeah. I was like, I the box caught my eye. I was like, eh, let me try it. And plus, I like German beers and stuff. So right. Yeah. But uh, I wouldn't, I would say I princess prove this because I like it. But there is a you gotta like ales, let's say.

SPEAKER_00 48:51

Because it dries I think I think girls would like it. I I think they would be like, oh, I think it would be a new it's not overpowering.

SPEAKER_01 48:59

It does dry the tongue out a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 49:01

A little bit. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:02

That's why I got water to chase it down. Wash it down. But any, um what's your other reason to drink this week?

SPEAKER_00 49:10

Um, my other reason to drink this week is I dude camping season's in full bore. Yeah. Everybody's getting out there. I mean, start stuff's starting to come in. Yeah, well, I mean, just I got to get out and get over an open fire and start cooking. And yeah, I I was pretty happy about that. I was, yeah. So you know, trying new things too on the camper. So yeah. Yeah, you got the new uh generator. Generator that worked out good. Yeah, yeah, it did, yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 49:44

I um I am another reason to drink is it's not a positive thing, it's a negative thing, but it's I was disappointed I couldn't golf. Yes. So I wanted to have a beer because I was like, damn, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 49:59

Oh, dude, I had multiple beers because yeah, because that's all I looked forward to all day long, all day you think about but I mean at the end of the day, we got all season. Yeah, we got all season. You know what I mean? We got all season, we'll we'll be all right. Yeah, I'm I just want to see how we're gonna do. Yeah, I I'm more excited about how we're gonna do. Yes, not not so much me, just you doing what you've been doing.

SPEAKER_01 50:26

I last few times I've been out, I've been like, damn, you ain't killing.

SPEAKER_00 50:30

Yeah, and so now when I come, I'll choke. Now, no, I now I'll be dark later. As long as I can just help out a little bit, yeah, I think we'll be good. I think so. I think we'll be all right, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:40

Yeah, I think we'll be better than your brother, yeah, and beat him and his partner.

SPEAKER_00 50:44

That's all that matters. That's all that matters. Yeah, that's at the end of the day. That's all that matters. That's all that matters. So uh dragging our nuts across their nose, yeah. Saying you lost, you lost. But then again, they didn't win any money last year. Yeah, and we did, and we did.

SPEAKER_01 50:59

So what's uh any last words, any last thoughts? I don't drink and drive. And God bless you all. We'll see you next week.