Whisper to me

A hazy IPA called Tiny Ass Umbrella sounds like a joke, but we treat it like a real craft beer review. We pop the can from Southern Range Brewing Company and get into the details people actually care about: haze, mouthfeel, that “juicy IPA” promise, and whether the finish drinks clean or turns heavy and gassy. If you like New England IPA talk that does not pretend every beer is life-changing, you are in the right place.

Then the conversation wanders the way real nights do. We hit the state of the brewery scene and why it feels like some taprooms are slowing down, especially as younger crowds drink less alcohol or switch to vaping and THC. We also talk real life: Ricky’s new truck upgrade for hauling his camper through mountain trips, plus a deep dive into smoked deviled eggs on a Traeger smoker, including the ice bath trick and the add-ins that make them disappear at a holiday table.

After the break, we crack the wild card: Eleven Lakes Brewing Company Apricot Habanero spicy wheat ale out of Cornelius, North Carolina. It is fruity, it is pepper-hot, and it turns into one of those beers you cannot stop talking about once the heat hits your lips. We rate it, argue about who would actually keep it stocked, and then we stir up our “Ricky Answer This” card game for some chaotic, adult-leaning laughs.

If you enjoyed the ride, subscribe so you do not miss the next pour, share this with a beer friend, and leave us a review. What is the spiciest beer you have ever tried, and did you actually finish it?

Transcript

Welcome And Tonight’s Beers

SPEAKER_03 0:31

Welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your host, this princess, and I'm here with my side chick. I mean my side side chick. My side host. Ricky Rick. Anyways, how's it happening, guys? Yeah. Beautiful day, weather wise. It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad at all. So it's just nice how we get a little bit of closer to spring, closer to spring. But I ain't gonna lie, it was snowing the other day. It snowed like crazy Tuesday. I know. I was like, what the hell?

SPEAKER_02 0:56

I mean, it was 70 and then snow and then 70 and then snow. And then we're all sick. Sick. Whatever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:02

Hey, we got a good show tonight, though, because we're gonna do um Southern Range Brewing Company. They have a beer that's called Tiny Ass Umbrella, and it's a juicy IPA. This is out of Moreau, North Carolina, and it's 6.5 um ABVs. Um, and we're just gonna suck this sucker down. Now, the on the second part of the show.

SPEAKER_02 1:24

I didn't want to bring it out, but yeah, I'm pretty excited about it. Yeah, it's uh I will say on the second part. Because I'm pretty excited about it. Yeah, and if you know, and if you listen to the show, you'll understand why I'm excited about it when you hear it.

SPEAKER_03 1:38

You'll know, Ricky. You'll know it's a little spicy, but they this brewing company's got some good stuff like ice cubes of pimp. It's a hazy IPA. They got uh orange orange, I mean blood orange wheat. Man, blood oranges, I still haven't got used to that.

SPEAKER_02 1:53

I cannot get I can't get it down.

SPEAKER_03 1:55

Strawberry Shiny, and it's got um hazy by nature. Oh, I like their names. They're playing bling, you know. I'd like to see that pink ring bling. That's what they're playing on. You know, I'll first sip off it tastes like uh hazy IPA. Yep, yep. Maybe a little bit of fruitiness to it, a little clean. Well, yeah. But we'll let it go down a little bit and see how it goes. Oh, look, cookie dough. Wait, what is that? Cookie dough, Imperial stout with cookie dough flavor on that'd be probably pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 2:30

That'd be pretty good, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:31

I like I like their names, I like their cans, I like their arts. Um, I haven't been to the brewery, I'm sure the brewery's pretty cool looking. Most uh breweries are pretty cool.

Are Breweries Starting To Fade

SPEAKER_02 2:43

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're dying. Yeah. I I keep hearing, you know, I mean, attacks and dying away, you know. I mean they hit big there for the longest time, and then now they're starting to die out. They just ain't bringing in. But also the younger generation isn't drinking as much. You're right. You know what I mean? They're they're more smokers.

SPEAKER_03 3:03

Oh, they are? Yeah. Wow. Pot. Yeah. Oh, okay. You know, they're vaping.

SPEAKER_02 3:09

They're more of the THC, whatever, and so they're going that. They're going that route, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:15

And they're getting there. Yeah. Oh, that is a cool looking brewery. It is kind of like uh kind of looks like it should be down in the keys and not in the Carolinas. Yeah. Look how they have the art uh painted.

SPEAKER_02 3:25

Yeah, the brewery. Yeah, they got the brewery. They actually got the uh bats uh painted on the side of the bit. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_03 3:32

Yeah, yeah. It's a cool building. It looks nice. Um, hey, anything happened to you this week?

New Truck For Camper Life

SPEAKER_02 3:40

No. Oh, wait, he did. Oh, nothing happened to me. Yeah. No, I I got me uh got me a new whip, a new whip, new whip, new daddy, daddy whip. Yeah, got me a new whip, a little bit bigger, a little bigger truck, got me a little tundra.

SPEAKER_03 3:57

Yeah, because Ricky uh has a camper and he loves. If you know the show, he loves to go camping and he does all that. But um with the new whip, he'll be able to pull the um the camper a little better.

SPEAKER_02 4:08

I mean, I I had a Tacoma before, and it was just I I learned driving, taking it down to North Carolina. I needed something with a little more balls. Yeah. Getting up and over the mountains and shit like that. I needed something with a little more balls. And something that could pull it. Something that pull it. Yeah, you know what I mean. I needed something a little bit more.

SPEAKER_03 4:25

Especially if you're going that far. Like you said, if you would go local, no problems.

SPEAKER_02 4:29

Two, three hours. Yeah, I don't have a problem. But good, and we don't have the mountains around here, so yeah. That's you know what I mean. We don't have the fucking biggest. We have little hills. Yeah, we have little hills, like which is fine, but no, I needed something to get up over mountains.

SPEAKER_03 4:43

So but and then it's just oddly enough, his style picked out a a camp. I mean, a truck that matches his camper very well. Right. It's the uh white on black, black out, out, yeah, white. It's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_02 4:55

And my camper's the same way, kind of it is so so which I didn't even think about it when I was buying it. And then I pull up and I'm like, hell yeah. It matches, matches matchy matchy.

SPEAKER_03 5:07

It's like the drapes matching the carpet. That doesn't happen that often. No, it doesn't, especially when it's hardwood floors, it's gonna be hard. And they're waxed, and they're waxed. No, nothing happened to me too much. Uh just I had this little pain in my arm, slept on it wrong. Man, I'm losing sleep at night because it starts to bother me when I'm laying down, you know.

SPEAKER_02 5:32

Well, tell her to sleep somewhere else.

Smoked Deviled Eggs On A Traeger

SPEAKER_03 5:33

I know, not lay on my chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go sleep somewhere else. Go sleep on the couch, bitch. You know, sleep here. But other than that, I mean, pretty cool. Did you did you cook anything interesting this past week?

SPEAKER_02 5:44

You know what? I the only thing because of Easter. Yeah, oh, yeah. We did go over some friends and families, you know, for Easter dinner. I did do uh smoke doubled eggs. Oh, yeah. And uh, but I actually hard-boiled the eggs in the smoker.

SPEAKER_03 6:00

Yeah, that's what I was gonna ask you. You did you you didn't boil them, you just put them in the egg?

SPEAKER_02 6:04

No, I I actually put them on the Traeger and ran them like 250 for three hours. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 6:13

And that does that get the smoke flavor inside of them? Yes. It's amazing how that pulls it in.

SPEAKER_02 6:18

It actually pulls it in. Um, but the key trick is they have to go directly in an ice bath. Right after. Right. Like you take them straight from off the rack to uh how do you know they're done though?

SPEAKER_03 6:32

You I didn't used to just kind of say I did two hours at the end.

SPEAKER_02 6:36

I had two hours at 250. Wow. And they were perfect, they came out perfect. The only thing I wish I would have done is maybe turned them a little sooner. Yeah. Because you do you do go out there and flip them, you know, by like I did I did an hour. And then flipped it, and then flipped it and then let them run another hour. I think I either I didn't flip a couple of them fully enough because they hard-boiled on their side. Uh and so the wall was a couple of them, the walls were a little thin. Oh, I know you see. Yeah, because the yolk. Yeah, because the yolk fell towards the bottom or whatever. And so, but other than that, I put some uh a little bit of horseradish and a little bit of mustard and some chilies. And the yellow and the yellow and some dukes, of course, and yeah, mixed it all up and put a sriracho pepper on each one. Oh, you did? Oh, dude, dude. They were good. Oh, they were funny.

SPEAKER_03 7:33

I might have to try. I'm a big devil egg fan.

SPEAKER_02 7:35

I'm a huge I hate making them, yeah, but I'm a huge fan of them.

SPEAKER_03 7:38

Yeah, there's a restaurant we went to, and I think they sell smoked um double eggs. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's like an appetizer. I know it's somewhere around here because I've seen it a couple times and I'm like See, I keep seeing a thing for uh deep fried.

SPEAKER_02 7:53

Oh so you fucking I wonder how that would be. You make it, make the double egg and everything, and then you bread it and throw it in the deep fryer and crisp it up.

SPEAKER_03 8:03

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 8:03

I wouldn't I would like to try it. I don't know if I want to sit there. Because too mess.

SPEAKER_03 8:07

Yeah, it'd be yeah. How would you, you know, they're already hard to handle.

SPEAKER_02 8:11

Yeah, they're a pain in the dick anyway. So and I couldn't imagine a funny thing and shit falling out. Now I did forget, like, I seen another thing, like the guy took uh before he filled them, yeah, he put some like barbecue rub or a good spice, yeah, and then just dipped a half egg on it, and then flipped it over and then filled it. Oh, so the top part like So the part top part of the egg had like a coating.

SPEAKER_03 8:40

Coating. Oh you could probably even get like a smoked uh or something. Or I would probably do something sweet.

SPEAKER_02 8:47

I don't know. Well, I ended up sprinkling on uh sweet jalapeno from Kinders over it all with the paprika. And that came out and they came out, yeah. Everybody enjoyed them. Everybody said they were really good. Did they all go? Uh there is one left, and I made your brother eat it. Yeah, you're like, eat this, eat this, fat boy.

SPEAKER_03 9:08

Get fatter, fatter, fatter. So but I do, I do, there's somewhere. Oh, like that smoke jalapeno barbecue. That looks yeah, yeah. Um Beer Winch brought up some different um, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

I'll normally throw a pepper on half of them. Yeah, you know what I mean. Some people like it. Some people like a little spice, some people don't. I did put a little bit of relish, and I'm not a huge relish guy, but I did throw a little bit of relish into dill give it that sweetness a little bit, you know, especially to break down my heat.

SPEAKER_03 9:38

Yeah. They they actually show a picture there with some with that have a little bit of uh salmon on them.

SPEAKER_02 9:43

Yeah, and they got the covering. See how that's covered on the outer edge? Yeah, that's all a guy did. You just dump it out, dump your uh powder out or whatever, and you just and you just tap it on there and then flip it over and fill it.

SPEAKER_03 9:54

Yeah, I wondered about you know, smoking them on the Traeger, you know.

SPEAKER_02 9:59

I did it in my old little box uh smoker. Uh I I've done them on that before, and uh, they turned out great. I love the way they taste, I really do.

SPEAKER_03 10:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

Now I don't think they're as good as my dill pickle doubled eggs. Oh. What's the dill pickle double eggs? You get the big fat dill pickles, uh, and you turn you cut them in threes. You know, because they're pretty big. I mean, you know, you can cut them in twos, threes. Oh, like and you turn them into shot glasses. Oh, I see. But then you fill your egg mixture.

SPEAKER_03 10:32

Oh, in it.

SPEAKER_02 10:33

In it. Yeah. And then you just eat the dill pickle shot.

SPEAKER_03 10:37

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 10:37

With the egg in it.

SPEAKER_03 10:39

Those are really good.

SPEAKER_02 10:40

Those are really good. That sounds like actually we were at your brother-in-law's house and he was like, Oh, if I knew you were bringing these, I'd have had you bring them dill pickle ones. And I was like, Oh, yeah, you'd have said something, I'd have made them because probably take less time. No, it's all the same time.

SPEAKER_03 10:56

Well, because you're boil well, you could boil your eggs then.

SPEAKER_02 10:58

Yeah, but then you're just throwing all the way all the white whites.

SPEAKER_03 11:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:01

And I don't know. I'd probably, I would maybe still smoke it.

SPEAKER_03 11:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 11:06

Give it some smoke flavor.

SPEAKER_02 11:07

Or it's just smoke the mixture. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know, smoke the mixture for half hour, 45 minutes, just give it a taste. Give it a little something. Get a little something, something.

SPEAKER_03 11:17

I don't know if they would go good with beer. Not an IPA. Nah, no, no, no. The eggs and IPA. Shit myself. That room would smell good. Yeah, that'd be bad. It would be bad. It'd be bad. You're on a canoe trip. You pop one of them in with a hazy IPA like this. No, that ain't gonna happen. Sometimes the hazy IPA will like move the bowel like uh coffee.

SPEAKER_02 11:41

Give you a little girl. Yeah. I I it I don't know what it is. I think my house does that to you. Yeah, it probably does. Because I mean, as soon as you walk in, you're like, oh, I got a shit. I got a shit. I have never met a guy who has to shit at somebody's house every time he goes to it.

SPEAKER_03 11:56

Yeah, I'm on my schedule. When I get home, I got a shit. It just happened I ain't going home coming here. I feel the prairie dog. I get that boop boop, boop, boop. And coming out, coming out. That's why he never switches chairs with me. Yeah. No, no. There's little dents and stains. Yeah, better than yours. I know it's in yours. I stick to mine. I stick to mine. You think you ate a glazed donut over there? You didn't. Speaking of glazed donuts, no.

SPEAKER_02 12:35

What do you think about this beer?

SPEAKER_03 12:37

Well, I mean it's good.

SPEAKER_02 12:41

It's good for an IPA.

SPEAKER_03 12:42

I mean, it's to me, it just tastes like a it's just your standard IPA.

SPEAKER_02 12:46

I mean, which is good. I mean, it's a good IPA for sure.

SPEAKER_03 12:50

Now, I can drink this one, but I don't know if it's me or is it filling?

SPEAKER_02 12:56

It's definitely filling. Yeah. It's definitely filling. Because I'm like, Yeah, it's getting bloated kind of but and I don't know why. I don't understand.

SPEAKER_03 13:03

That that's what I was kind of wondering. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:05

I mean, there's nothing special about it, really. I mean, it says it's a juicy IPA, but I don't really taste much fruitness to it or anything like that. Then the standard grapefruit. Right. A little bit of a tropical yeah, a little bit. A little bit.

SPEAKER_03 13:20

But not nothing like nothing like uh uh what the hell was that? Wing uh wingman. Wingman, yeah. Now wingman, I I didn't feel this make me I don't know, gassy or something. There's something, yeah. It just feels heavy. So I mean I do like it. Would I Jason keep or creep it? I would probably say I if I see it, I buy it because it's a good IPA, but I would have it in my fridge.

SPEAKER_02 13:47

I don't know if I would I mean it wouldn't be something I would search for. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like I wouldn't be hunting anything down, no, no, yeah, but but it's a good beer. I mean, I like their cans, I like their little guy on the city.

SPEAKER_03 14:04

That's cool. Tiny ass umbrella. But the other thing too is um it's it's it's a good just standard IPA.

SPEAKER_02 14:12

Yeah, yeah. I mean, if you like IPAs, you will like this beer.

SPEAKER_03 14:17

Yeah, and they say it's a New England hazy, so uh I would say it's right there, ballpark right there. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I'm I I could probably rate this and as we I could probably do that. I'm saying for a hazy IPA, I'm gonna say it's an eight. You're gonna go an eight, huh? Yeah. Because it's not bad.

SPEAKER_02 14:38

No, it's not bad at all. No, I was saying 7-5, so we were right in the same bar ballpark. I mean, yeah, for sure. I'm still an eight with you. The only thing is is the heaviness. The heaviness, and it's not more of a bitterness, it's a weird bitterness on the backside for my for me.

SPEAKER_03 14:55

As you drink a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 14:56

As you drink a little bit more. I don't know if it's because it's getting warmer. But it is pretty cold, but still, I mean, uh, yeah, it's just a a funny back side bitterness, not your stand, not your standard or some kind of taste. There's something there. Something. Yeah. But it's good. I mean, it's good. I might I'm not taking anything away from it. Definitely give it a strong eights, you know.

SPEAKER_03 15:17

Yeah, yeah. And then if you're in the area, but they did have a lot of other things I probably would try first. Now that I have tasted this, I would be like, ooh, let me try that cookie. Let me try that cookie, let me try that other song.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

Yeah, yeah, I would definitely go with something else.

A Surprise Meet With A Brewer

SPEAKER_03 15:32

Yeah. Oh, I want to tell you the story. I went I went out um last night, and I was with my father-in-law, and I said, Hey dude, you gotta try this beer here. Um it's made by um lazy, um, what do you call it? Uh I can't even think lazy Yeti, right? Okay, okay, and I was like, it's pretty good, you gotta try it. And I couldn't uh hear the lady say what the name of it, but the name of the beer is called um Grandma's Ale, right? So um she, you know, he tried it, he gave me a pour. Well, I was telling him about it. I said, I had it a couple days ago, and I drank one or two. I said, it's really good. And he's drinking the first sip, he was like, you know, he's coming off of wine and dinner, he's like, eh. And then he, and then as he drank a little bit more, he's like, Oh, I can see it, it's really good. And I'm sitting there drinking it. So we drank through the first one, we go get a second one, and uh the bartender said, Oh, the guy down there, um, he he's gonna buy that for you because he's the brewer of it. Oh, you heard me talking about it, you know. So I went down there, introduced myself to him, and um, very nice guy, him and his wife, very nice. And um, we got to talking about this. So I got his uh card and some information, told him about the podcast, of course. And uh we'll probably pick up a few beers from him one time. Oh, that'd be awesome. Yeah, and try some. Right, you know, and uh now where was this at? Uh in one Niles. Okay. Yeah, Niles. Like a little restaurant, brewery. It's a brewery or he doesn't have a brewery, he does it out of his garage. Okay, because here in Ohio you could start, he was explaining, yeah, you could start growing out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's where he's at. And but he's he sells his beverage at the uh one of the Italian, uh, I forgot what they call them, but um, you know how they have all these uh little bars, right? Anyways, that's cool. Yeah, it's pretty good. I get more information on it, but uh yeah, I figured I told him I said, Well, I'll I'll hit you up, we'll do a couple beers. He says he has like these bottle things that he could put some in. And I would love for you guys to try that uh grandma's uh ale. It was very good, very good.

SPEAKER_02 17:40

No, what was it? Was it just your American IPA? No, it was no IPA, just ale, just yeah, just like uh light, yep, whatever, make ultra, yep, make a lot light.

SPEAKER_03 17:53

Yeah, it was pretty good, and then I told him I'd let him know when we do the show, but then yeah, so I'll probably uh coordinate that and probably do here in a few years.

SPEAKER_02 18:02

That would be yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, we'd have cool, especially nice guy, yeah. We could probably give them to him for free. No, I was I told him I would buy it. Oh, what the fuck, dude? We can't get anything, I swear to God. I did get a beer free. Well, you got one, but we can't get anything. Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, uh we keep buying stuff. We buy all kinds of things. It's so bright in here, making our way uptown, wallet's thin. That's the expression. Moving on up, yeah, to the side. Yeah, but um, we're actually sliding down, yeah. Sliding on down, spending all our money to the south side, ain't got no money, but uh this is pretty good. No, yeah, it's very good. I I mean uh I'm okay with an eight, yeah, for sure. But I I do get where you're coming from. Like it's definitely gassy and yeah.

New Card Game Setup

SPEAKER_03 19:04

I'm looking forward to the second half, but I know you guys don't know. And of course, we have the new card game. It's not Ricky's uh bad choices, but it's a longer than I don't know. It's called uh uh Ricky's answers. Ricky's this answer is this. Ricky, Ricky, answer this.

SPEAKER_02 19:25

No, I don't want to answer that. I get in trouble when I answer that.

SPEAKER_03 19:31

And they're all sex related, most of them. Most of them are.

SPEAKER_02 19:34

I don't understand why you want to know so much about my sex life. No one wants to know. I mean, I've done put it out there enough. That's why we say to the right, and I come in three seconds. What else do you want to know? Jesus. And it's very tiny, it's tiny.

SPEAKER_03 19:52

The thing is, is that um I can't even get it out. The thing is, we do that on the second half of the show, so you people can get to the first half.

SPEAKER_02 20:01

And get out. Yeah, you're safe still, and they get me all drunk and try to take advantage of me with these questions.

SPEAKER_03 20:13

We do. We just learned this for our own personal game.

SPEAKER_02 20:16

Yeah, we did, yeah. Actually, this whole show is just literally for our own personal entertainment. We could care to fuck with you guys. We laugh at each other.

SPEAKER_03 20:28

We just poke fun at each other.

SPEAKER_02 20:30

Yeah, we're just here to have a good time with each other, basically. Not in that way, though. Well, I know Ricky likes to go. I didn't mean that way, but at least stop it. So anyways. Will we guys hear about that new uh the new golf game that's out there? Uh-uh. It's it's I'm not golf, sorry. The new tennis game. So it's just like the old tennis, but without all the racket. Yes, sir. I thought it was cute.

SPEAKER_03 20:59

Speaking about golf, I'm looking forward to golf coming in.

SPEAKER_02 21:01

Dude, I seen the flags out today.

SPEAKER_03 21:03

Oh, they didn't.

SPEAKER_02 21:04

First time they finally put the flags out. They must have put them out today because I look every day on my way home like it was a nice day.

SPEAKER_03 21:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:10

Yeah, but there was nobody out there, but they could have been they could have been open. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:14

It pisses me off. Yeah. No, the other day, uh, my brother and my brother-in-law went out and but they said it was real muddy. And which I get that, but and I hate when you hit and it's remember we've been out there.

SPEAKER_02 21:26

Yeah, and uh, but I know it's all like Saturday and Sunday is supposed to be very nice.

SPEAKER_03 21:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:33

And Sunday is supposed to be like 70. Yeah, I heard that. Like 70, 70 seven. Sunny. Yeah. You know, but the problem is is I gotta take my road trip, whatever. So that sucks. Cause I really think try to get out there.

SPEAKER_03 21:47

But I'm curious to see how Rick does what this year. Yes, or season four. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm killing it. But what we'll do is we're gonna go take a Quick break, and then we're gonna grab the other ice cold one, and then we'll be right back to freaking answer these questions. Or answer this, answer this. Anyways, we'll be right back.

SPEAKER_00 22:47

Keep talking, Rick.

SPEAKER_03 22:49

You get it? Oh, anyways, we got a nice ice coat. It's called apricot halbanero.

SPEAKER_02 22:55

Say this one. Go ahead. Apricot jalbanero from Eleven Lakes Brewery. Spicy wheat ale. Now we're not I'm not a huge wheat fan. Right. Because I know what this is gonna do to me tomorrow morning. It might and now with it being jalabanero and spicy, you're gonna have to wait to be. You're gonna have to burn with it. Usually wheat beer is fucking clean me out. I mean I'm gonna open mine, but accidentally opened mine. You drink uh one I drink one or two of these a month just uh for a colon cleanse.

SPEAKER_03 23:31

And the doctor says, man, you're really cleaned inside out. 20 IBUs, 5.2 ABB. I mean, that first sip, I didn't really get a lot out of it.

SPEAKER_02 23:41

A little spiciness. You didn't leave it in your you didn't savor it in your palate long enough because that is a little spicy. It is that is if you leave it in there like like a little bit. Ooh. That has a little bit of a kick to it.

SPEAKER_03 24:01

Oh man. Actually, I think this is the spiciest beer.

SPEAKER_02 24:06

My new favorite beer right here. Right here we go. Where do we where is this out of? 11 Brewing Company. I cannot see.

SPEAKER_03 24:16

Can you see? Oh hell no. I can't see because we'll wait for beer wench to bring it up. Yeah, we got a lot of light in the front.

SPEAKER_02 24:23

Shining at us, and I can't see anything.

SPEAKER_03 24:26

It is out of uh Cornelis, North Carolina. There you go. Cornelius. I tell you what, you feel that in your teeth.

SPEAKER_02 24:36

Join the club. Do you get free Halbanero beer?

SPEAKER_03 24:40

Oh, let's watch the little video. That looks cool. That looks like an IPA. Trucks, events, and specialties. A lot of people there. That's the halbanero.

SPEAKER_02 24:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

They got a doggy. Showing the doggy on the video. They got a little video, they're just showing their brews.

SPEAKER_02 25:04

But it's cool. It is cool. Yeah. Yeah. Showing you how they do it, making making cans, making beer. Orange is new pale.

SPEAKER_03 25:13

Ooh, I wonder what that would be.

SPEAKER_02 25:15

Orange, orange, but it's blood orange.

SPEAKER_03 25:17

Oh, is that blood orange? Yeah. But it's the new pale IPA. What's that? Terry's berries ale? There's the one you like.

SPEAKER_02 25:27

Yeah, that apricot halbanero. That's good. That is good.

SPEAKER_03 25:31

I tell you what, it's probably the spiciest beer I've ever had.

SPEAKER_02 25:35

It's one of them.

unknown 25:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:37

My lips are burning a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 25:38

Way back in the day. I brought one from the Finger Lakes. Remember that? Oh, yes, yes. And that was kicking the berries, too. Yeah. Oh, that was good. Yeah, that was that was very sweet and spicy. That dog is fucking cute. That dog is very cute. It is cute. Yeah. They got on there. We're gonna end up having to get another camera. Yeah. So that way we can switch to another view to what you the beer wench is showing us. You know. Ooh. Yeah, if you see it. Can we do four over there?

SPEAKER_03 26:15

We could plug it directly in.

SPEAKER_02 26:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:17

Yeah, we wouldn't have we wouldn't be able to see it because it has to go directly. Okay. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Yeah, yeah, I'll have to play around with it. But the uh if you drink this straight down without doing that sway, squishy, you don't get as much. Yeah, but when you when you squish it around, you're teaching better your belly be fucking burning.

SPEAKER_02 26:37

I I feel my belly burning. My belly's not burning. It's I'm catching it all right in the mouth. I got it right here. That's the way I like it.

SPEAKER_00 26:45

That's Ricky's favorite.

SPEAKER_02 26:48

So uh hot fruity balance, not perfect, but still a tasty beer. And I honestly I I like it. I like it. Like I think it is a perfect balance. I do too.

SPEAKER_03 27:01

A beer and fruit. And oh, it won a silver and uh looks like a bronze, maybe? Not really a gold. Yeah, it's not on tap for 25 and 25. I could see this. This is very good. We'll go all the way up to the top. What was it? Oh, almost a solid four, but maybe they come out in seasons. Because it's weird how it had 25 and 26.

SPEAKER_02 27:27

Well, and it could depend on how sweet the apricots are or fucking how hot the habaneros are. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 27:34

Yeah, it's pretty hot. There's a lot of seeds in the I just date a seeds.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

Yeah, I'm sure my face is beat red.

SPEAKER_03 27:43

Yeah. On the video, it's getting there more and more. Anyways, Ray, are you ready to get and to answer this? Ricky's answered this.

SPEAKER_02 27:53

Answer this.

SPEAKER_03 27:54

No way, Ricky's almost Ricky's bad choices. It's not bad choices. This is Ricky's. Here we go. Let me get comfortable.

SPEAKER_02 28:03

Remember, people, it's just entertainment. Entertainment. It's not real. Ish. Kinda not real.

Ricky Answer This After Dark

SPEAKER_03 28:17

Well, like this question. Have you ever had sex outdoors? Well, yes. Well, then that's real. That's real. I mean, you remember just last Thursday. No, it didn't say, did you get raped outdoors?

SPEAKER_02 28:35

Now, have you ever had sex outdoors? Yeah. Now, what like out in a tent? Like, I mean, were you camping? Were you just pulled over on a dirt road? Pulled over on now. Uh hook her off Cleveland and just like, come here, honey. Camping. I'll buy a dumpster.

SPEAKER_03 28:52

Camping. We're walking along the road, and I'm like, here's a bush over here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:57

Push her in it.

SPEAKER_03 28:59

Whoops. Something fell in.

SPEAKER_02 29:01

She doesn't know your name, but she accidentally fell in the bush. Or I fell in the bush. Both.

SPEAKER_03 29:08

Yeah. Um here you go. Have you ever paid to watch porn? No. Well, that's back in the day. You had the tape you had to pay for.

SPEAKER_02 29:21

Oh, yeah. DHS. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was our big thing. When you get 18, you had to go buy a fucking room. Look at me. Yep. My buddies made me go do it. Get a good one. Like I was one of the last ones to turn 18. They're like, all right, you're 18. Come on. You gotta go buy porn. Go get the DVD. You're in there. You're looking around, you're like, hey. But no, it's been many years since I've paid for watching porn. I mean, you don't need to. I mean, yeah, it's free. I don't even bring it up on my computer because I don't want to crash my computer. Again. On my phone. Everywhere.

SPEAKER_03 30:02

That's why he has to get a new phone every 10 minutes. Every 10 minutes. Read burner phone after burner phone after burner phone. What is uh what is the most likely thing you would go to prison for? Uh probably too big of a dick. That's like I there you go. That's not true.

SPEAKER_02 30:32

No, what is the most likely thing I would go to prison for? I really don't want to go there, so I don't know if I want a likely thing to go there for. I mean, I don't do it anymore. Like, I'm kind of straight-laced, whatever. You know what I mean? I go to work and come home. You come home and do this, and you know what I mean? I it I don't know. Uh fraud? No, I don't know. Checking, stealing. No. Bank robbery. I'll go to bank robbery. Oh, I do have a bank in mind. Don't mention that. At all, actually, it closed. Because it was in your mind. Because there was one out in Williamsville. I always said it. That would be the one you would rob. That would be the one. Dude, in a winter, yeah. On a snowmobile? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You'd be gone.

unknown 31:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

And it would take hours for a sheriff to get out there or whatever. You know what I mean? Like, I like it. But it's closed, people. It's closed, yeah. And I think actually somebody tried, not on a snowmobile, but somebody did actually try robbing it once. And they knew that they couldn't get no cops out there. There's no cops out there, you know what I mean? But I was always like, dude, just steal a snowmobile, pull right up, take off across the field, gone, and have your car sitting somewhere else. Yeah. Dump the snowmobile, and you'd be gone. You know what I mean? Be gone. But yeah, I don't know. That was always a thought, but so that's mine.

SPEAKER_03 31:55

Yeah. Would you rather be handcuffed or blindfold during sex? Ooh. It depends what the thing is, getting on top of your girls.

SPEAKER_02 32:07

Yeah, that's a yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:11

See, if she handcuffed you and then a guy came in, you couldn't get away. Yeah, that was aw.

SPEAKER_02 32:17

But if you're blindfolded, and then you don't matter, it doesn't matter. But you can at least fight your way out. If you're handcuffed, you can't. Like, what the fuck? What the hell? What the hell is that? Exit, exit, exit. There ain't supposed to be no hair around that hole. Why does it taste like shit? Um, I don't know. That that's a rough one. Because I actually I don't think I've ever had either of them done to me. No, I haven't either. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 32:54

So So blindfold.

SPEAKER_02 32:55

I mean, I guess blindfold, I always heard that blindfold is more your senses are more uh heightened. Yeah, more heightened, whatever. So I always heard that blindfold was fun, but I don't know. I've never been. I think I'd rather be blindfolded than handcuffed. Yeah, I would like to be able to move. Yeah. Yeah. But like, yeah, I mean, okay, like what about being like tied to a bed with like silk, you know, with silk things that you can still get out. Or blindfold? Or blindfold, yeah. I still think I would be blindfolded. Yeah, I think I would go with it. Because I like to feel. Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:33

But yeah, yeah, I'd like to.

SPEAKER_02 33:36

I like it like this. Yeah. Tune in Tokyo.

SPEAKER_00 33:41

Come in, come in.

SPEAKER_02 33:46

See if we can find Godzilla.

SPEAKER_03 33:53

That's funny. Have you ever had sex in water? Yes. These are a lot of sex questions. It is a lot of sex questions.

SPEAKER_02 34:02

I don't understand why you want to know this much about my sex one.

SPEAKER_00 34:04

Um, it's the cards. I just picked them out.

SPEAKER_02 34:07

I actually had sex in. Yeah. I don't care for it. No, I don't either. I mean, it just gets all dried out. Yeah, it does really. Yeah. It's a wet dry. Yeah. It the biggest. But the funny thing is it's like having cotton mouth and eating pussy. It fucking doesn't work. It doesn't. It's like it's like looking at fucking salt lake. You're so thirsty. You just turn into a fucking cat tongue and just sandpaper under a vagina. No, they don't. You come up all raw.

SPEAKER_00 34:40

They're like, quit it. Stop it. It hurts. It hurts.

SPEAKER_02 34:47

Why do you have kinkers all over your tongue?

SPEAKER_03 34:50

The last girl. Sue is bad. Would you rather listen to a dirty talk or soft whisper during sex? So dirty talk or her whispering. Yeah. Fuck me. Or whatever. Yeah. I don't know. That's just stupid.

SPEAKER_02 35:13

I don't know. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 35:14

Uh I probably would go soft whisper myself.

SPEAKER_02 35:18

Well, okay. Now you turn that around the other way. Yeah. I really don't want to hear him going, yeah, that's how I like it, Rick. That's a whisper. Right there. You know what I mean? Right there. It's like the whisper song. You do like hearing the girl like, oh yeah, fuck that. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's kind of dirty talk, though. It's kind of dirty talk. And yeah. Oh yeah, you feel good. Or stop choking me.

SPEAKER_00 35:47

Stop choking me. Yeah, that's a whisper. I can't read. I have kids. I'm gonna give you some more. I love my family.

SPEAKER_02 36:01

Don't stop it. Oh no, that's bad. Sorry. That's bad.

SPEAKER_03 36:07

What's that whisper song? Baby, tell me whispering over here. You know, have you ever heard the whisper song? Oh, you're the uh you're the old G here. Yeah, you pull a whisper song, man. That's a good one. You haven't heard that? No. Oh my.

SPEAKER_02 36:23

The whisper song. So if you didn't know, Billy listens to a lot of RB and all kinds.

SPEAKER_03 36:28

This is old school stuff. Is it? Yeah, look, he's whispering in there, right? Oh, is that U Tang? Or is that not that?

SPEAKER_02 36:35

Who was that?

SPEAKER_03 36:35

Oh, it's uh it's a commercial.

SPEAKER_02 36:39

The wing wing twins? Yin Yang twins. The wing wing.

SPEAKER_03 36:43

Here watch. Listen.

SPEAKER_02 36:47

I might have heard that. Oh, I can see me driving my wheel.

SPEAKER_03 37:04

Watch, here comes the best one. Oh, they're bleeping the words out.

SPEAKER_02 37:19

They don't look like twins. No, they don't.

SPEAKER_03 37:28

This is the PG thing. Yeah. Because normally it says, wait till I show you this the dick or something like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:49

It's funnier how both you and the beer wench are dancing.

SPEAKER_03 37:54

She's getting down. Look at her. She's spirit. Yeah, I could like. But anyway, she'd never heard of the whisper song. No, I have not. This is the PG one. It's good, though. But anyways, that's how that guy would be whispering in my ear.

SPEAKER_00 38:08

Hey, Bendover, baby, how can I give it to you?

SPEAKER_02 38:11

Don't tell the warden. Or I'm gonna have all my other friends come into you. Just tell us where you put that cash from the bank. Where's your commissary? I want your hose and you're tweaking. Your cream filled tweaking in my ear. I don't understand, Bill. Why do we uh go this way every time? Every show, every episode.

SPEAKER_00 38:41

It's the card. It's the card.

SPEAKER_03 38:44

We didn't even gain. I wasn't even thinking that until for some reason. We went prison and we went down a hunt toe. Why do you have rainbow dust all over your fingers?

SPEAKER_00 38:59

Let me whisper in your ear. No, quit it.

SPEAKER_02 39:04

This I'm so glad we don't have headphones on anymore.

SPEAKER_03 39:08

Because they would be like that.

SPEAKER_02 39:09

They'd be like, well, let me do whispering in your ear.

SPEAKER_03 39:11

Let me get in your ear. Beer wench is getting hot over there.

SPEAKER_00 39:15

Whispering your ear.

SPEAKER_02 39:19

Look at how much hairs on them. I know it's crazy. I don't understand why she brings them out like that.

A Perfect 10 Spicy Wheat

SPEAKER_03 39:24

She just barely has to lift her shirt. Just pull her dress up. See her nipples. Yeah. But this getting a little heat. I'm sweating a little bit.

SPEAKER_02 39:36

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I do. I love it.

SPEAKER_03 39:38

It's very light. Absolutely love it. Very clean, light.

SPEAKER_02 39:40

It's my favorite wheat beer ever. I will tell you that right now.

SPEAKER_03 39:46

Yeah, I would probably say.

SPEAKER_02 39:47

Yeah, because I I'm not a big wheat. I'm not a big wheat fan, but I would buy this. I would keep this. I would buy stock in this.

SPEAKER_03 39:57

Yeah, it's good, huh?

SPEAKER_02 39:58

It's that good.

SPEAKER_03 39:59

If it was local, you would get it all the time.

SPEAKER_02 40:02

I would absolutely, this would be my go-to. I mean, probably I'm guessing the price is probably 20 bucks four pack?

SPEAKER_03 40:12

21.

SPEAKER_02 40:13

15? 15. That's not bad. I would, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:17

Every week I'd buy a four-pack. I say it's a 10. 10 all day long. Ding. Good job. Good job. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:25

You notice these 11 and what's the one we had last week? 11.3. 11-3, yeah. Anything with these 11s are killing it.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

11s are killing it. Yeah. So I guess when we do our brewery, we'll have to be another reason 11. Yeah. Another reason 11 and another reason. 11 somewhere.

SPEAKER_03 40:47

Yeah. It's 11 somewhere. Ooh. That other one I'm burping up though.

SPEAKER_02 40:51

Yeah, that is so good, dude. I I definitely appreciate this beer. Yeah, it was very good. Very, very good. This one might have to sleep with me tonight.

SPEAKER_03 41:04

He says that now until later.

SPEAKER_02 41:06

How come there's only three? How come there's only three?

SPEAKER_03 41:10

It normally comes in a four-pack.

SPEAKER_02 41:11

It comes in a four-pack. Where's the fourth one?

SPEAKER_03 41:14

Let me tell you where it's at. What? I'm not gonna sleep tonight. Was it what? Oh, we it would be Jason Keeper Creeper. Yes. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Yes. Um, Princess, I don't know because the heat. Um, it would take a special princess. Yeah. Because the heat's there. Yeah. Yeah. I mean it's good flavor and everything.

SPEAKER_02 41:38

It has a very good flavor, but it does definitely have a I'm a hot head anyhow. Like I like my spice, so it's probably not nearly as hot for me as it is you. Yeah. You know what I mean? And then you get a little princess. Yeah. Little girly girl. She wouldn't.

SPEAKER_03 41:57

No. Yeah. But I tell you, I I think it's one of the spiciest ones we ever had.

SPEAKER_02 42:02

This is so good, dude. I am so impressed with it. Especially with the apricot. It's a very good mix. Yes, it is. That is a very good mix. Yeah, it's a very good mix. Very, I have to say.

SPEAKER_03 42:15

I'd say go get it, get it, get it. Your craft beer is here. Go get it. The only thing bad is that this is a little far a drive for us.

SPEAKER_02 42:24

So yeah, so if you would like to send the puppy and uh 12-pack, let's take it. We will take that. You know?

SPEAKER_03 42:33

Cornelius, North Carolina. It was established in 2016. It's 11 Lakes Brewing Company.

SPEAKER_02 42:41

Flows right from the Cataboo River, flows from the Blue Ridge, North Carolina, Coastal Plains, South Carolina. Uh it's the 11 major lakes. Okay. Uh so is this not too far out of Charlotte? Out of Greenville. Out of Greenville. Okay. All right. Well, all right. Hey, now I know where to haul this new truck and camper down to find a spot. Find me a little spot right next to this and the parking lot. Maybe hook up an IV.

SPEAKER_03 43:12

Yeah, you're gonna need something. Any uh another what's your other reason to drink this week, Ricky Reek?

SPEAKER_02 43:19

Uh enjoying the new new ride, man. Yeah. I'm pretty happy about it. I just picked it up yesterday, everybody. So uh yeah, I'm pretty happy about it. Pretty stoked. Yeah, you're just kidding.

SPEAKER_03 43:31

Yeah, it's nice, ain't it?

SPEAKER_02 43:32

Yeah, yeah, it is. It is, you know.

SPEAKER_03 43:34

Nice ride.

SPEAKER_02 43:35

Any ride, you know, no matter whatever. Whatever someone gets. Whatever car you get, you know, you're like, oh yeah, it's the fish thing. Feel like a little kid in a fucking Christmas day, whatever. Yeah. Unwrap in a package. Unwrap, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:48

I got a package.

SPEAKER_03 43:51

Anyways, mine is that rare. I got to whisper Ricky's here. No. But anyways, um that's a cool picture. You see that fire? Fire? That's not a fire. Oh, I do see that fire. Yeah, old fucking bonfire down there. I was looking more at the sky there, but yeah. Sorry, okay, go ahead. Yeah. But uh my another reason to drink is um just thank you, everybody. Um I'm looking forward to the uh warmer weather coming and uh uh hopefully golf my back feels I'm looking forward to golf.

Downloads Love And Final Words

SPEAKER_02 44:24

I'm looking forward to golf for sure. I am so uh one thing we haven't talked about, I I think since I mean I don't even know if we've talked about since we've been on YouTube. Like, how's our uh podcast doing? It does good. I mean, are we uh like how's the buzz feed? Oh, it does good.

SPEAKER_03 44:40

Yeah, we're still doing buzz numbers, we still get numbers, we still got some we still uh we got one person creeper who's still supporting us. Still supporting us? Yeah, he he can't figure out how to turn it off, so it's gonna start hitting his credit here pretty soon.

SPEAKER_02 45:00

He quit paying on it, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:03

And we get we had to give him money back. Uh no, it's it's doing pretty good. We got a good bit of reviews and hits last month. Uh, both, you know, one thing is is like a lot of people like our reels, a lot of people like our Buzz Sprout.

SPEAKER_02 45:17

Buzz Speed Buzz Sprout, not Buzz Speed feed, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

Yeah, but anyways, a lot of people like our um shorts and stuff we do on the videos, and uh I every once in a while I'll put pictures and stuff out there just so people could see the different uh things we're doing.

SPEAKER_02 45:32

So they were picking up and everything. Yeah, I was just wondering how it was going. Like I I always forget to check it out, and yeah, evidently we're having logging in.

SPEAKER_03 45:41

Well, we haven't been in in a minute. Oh, there you go. He's on the right there, top one.

SPEAKER_02 45:47

Top one password 6969 ES 69.

SPEAKER_03 45:52

Why would you have that as your password? Oh, you just released sick as a dog. Just came out. Oh, that was last week, huh? Yeah, yeah, but he just released it on the ninth today. Because we were one behind. Where we're one behind.

SPEAKER_02 46:09

I don't understand. Look at that spike. 957 in the last 30 days. That's not bad. You're in a thousand. Oh, look at that one day. Yeah. 112. 112 in a day? Yeah. What is that one? 117. Yeah. Not too bad. Not too bad. Not bad at all. No. Okay, for yeah, 200. That's today. Wow. Wow. So our shorts. Just today we had 288 downloads.

SPEAKER_03 46:41

No, today we had 12. For the week, we had 288. All right. Yeah. For the week. Okay. Yeah. Seven days. But anyways, that's good. Thank you everybody for your support and your love. I appreciate that.

SPEAKER_02 46:50

That's why I was trying to ask and just so if we even should thank people. We should thank people. Look at that.

SPEAKER_03 46:55

I know. I'm just joking. I give them a hard time all the time. I'm like, you gotta love our people.

SPEAKER_02 47:02

We do. I do love our uh listeners and supporters and everything.

SPEAKER_03 47:05

I like oh look, Europe is look at that Europe. We appreciate the European.

SPEAKER_02 47:10

Yeah, but North America, come on, 200, 200 downloads.

SPEAKER_03 47:13

Yeah, that's me. I I do 190. Yeah, that's probably it. No.

SPEAKER_02 47:17

See, that's why I don't understand why I gotta thank you all the time. Asia. We got Asia there. We got Asia. Yeah. Dude, we got Iran. Oh, what Ocean. Oh no, they got Bah, sorry.

SPEAKER_03 47:27

No, Oceania. That was when they they uh what do you call it? They someone said the other day, you know, ever since they've been bombing Iran, I haven't gotten any spam calls.

SPEAKER_02 47:39

I don't get the sun, I don't get sun gift cards to win a million dollars.

SPEAKER_03 47:46

To win a million dollars. Oh, speaking about that, I know someone personally just came to me. You know how you do that um King's, what is that? Um Queen of Hearts? Not Queen of Hearts, but the um it's the app uh sports the sports.

SPEAKER_02 48:00

Oh yeah, yeah, King, ah shit. You said it now you messed me up.

SPEAKER_03 48:05

Yeah, but anyways, you know how they have the the jackpot games you see on there? Yeah, guy won one point something million. No uh you know him personally? Showed me on the phone. I don't know him personally, but it was a friend or friend, and they showed me. I was like, damn, hey, we're up to 63 bucks and 20 cents. Well, yeah, because we don't spend it.

SPEAKER_02 48:23

He's been paying us for the last eight months.

SPEAKER_03 48:26

Yeah, look at all that. Thanks, Jason Creeper Creeper, Jason. We love you, you can't figure it out. You see this message there? How you turned shit off? My bank's going negative. Anyways, uh, no, it was pretty cool to see that. You know, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:49

I mean, hey, people get lucky all the time. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, I've gotten lucky once or twice this week. But it's amazing. It's amazing that I even find a nut.

SPEAKER_03 48:59

But, anyways, uh, any last thoughts? Ah, don't drink and drive. And God bless you all. We'll see you next week. Thank you. Late