Sick as a dog.

Three IPAs, one variety pack, and zero patience for fake tasting-note nonsense. We crack open BrewDog Hop Fiction, BrewDog American IPA, and Hazy Jane Double Hazy and talk like real drinkers: how much grapefruit shows up, where the bitterness hits, what changes as the beer warms, and which one is actually “crushable” enough to buy again. If you love IPAs but hate when they taste like straight-up citrus peel, our ranking is built for you. 

Things get sideways fast when we start comparing everything to Wingman and Elvis Juice, then stumble into BrewDog’s DogHouse hotel near Columbus. Yes, the one with shower beers and in-room taps. We also swap real-life chaos stories, including getting knocked out by a rough sick week, battling yard drainage after heavy rain, and that moment when tornado weather makes you wonder where you’d even hide if you don’t have a basement. 

Then we pivot to food because beer deserves backup. Ricky walks through his “cowboy sushi” Traeger cook: a bacon weave wrapped around a meatloaf-style filling with cream cheese and smoked pepper gouda, finished with a high-heat crisp and a glaze that locks everything in. We close out with the last beer scores, a quick run through our Bad Choices card game, and the usual unfiltered laughs. Subscribe, share this with your IPA friend, and leave us a review so more people can find the show.

Transcript

Welcome And Wingman Recap

SPEAKER_01 0:30

Welcome back. Oh, we're alive now? I see it green. Welcome to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess. Hey, hey, hey, Princess. And I'm here with my sidekick. Ricky Rick. Rick Rick. Hey, we got a good show. We're gonna do spin-off from last week where we did uh brew dogs. We did that um Wingman, Wingman, which was very good. It was a 10. And it was uh tropical IPA. So good, so good. I know people have given that beer to other people to share, like, hey, you gotta try the cycle. I did it today. Yep. Like the guy hates fucking IPAs. I'm like, dude, just try it. Like, what did he think? Uh he was like, Yep, the best IPA I've ever had in my life. He was like, I taste the little bit of fruitiness, almost like a red caramel-y taste, which I could get that. Yeah, so it was really good, really good. And so on that platform or spinoff from last week, I was at the store today and I seen that they had a four-pack of uh brew dogs, and it was it had, of course, the uh the wingman in it, but it also had this one was his hop fiction, it's a seasonal IPA, and then it had two more other IPAs. It was like American IPA, American IPA and then a hazy IPA. Yeah, so or and it was called Juicier or something like that. Anyways, we're gonna do well, actually, we're gonna do all three, but we're starting off with this one because it goes oddly enough, five percent, six percent, seven percent. Of course, the um the uh last one which we did last week was eight. The 8.5 was 8.5. So we're gonna start off with this one. We didn't bring them all three out at the beginning of the show because um there's only three, and that means one gets warm. One gets warm while we're waiting. But, anyways, we're gonna pop this open. And then uh I know that uh your brother took uh beer down to Jason Creeper Keeper, that peanut butter beer that we did from 11.3. That one that tastes like 311 or 11.3 that tastes like a um a peanut butter uncrustable yeah, and I guess he loved that. So yeah, which good. It was good. I mean, it's good, it's so good. If anybody in the area definitely go check them out. But I ain't gonna lie, that wingman, I was craving that over the weekend. It was definitely good. Yeah, I was thinking, where could I go to find that? Now, this one so far tastes like a standard IPA to me, which makes me worried. Why? Because this is a seasonal, and then our next one's gonna be uh an American. So this doesn't have that. I mean, it's a good IPA. I'm not gonna say it's it's I I like it. I personally like it, yeah, but a lot of people don't like that real citrusy grapefruit. And this has it, and this does have it almost. No, not strong. It's not strong at all. Yeah, but I can see the American being a lot stronger. I I'm thinking that. Yeah, and I'm thinking I'm kind of excited about the hazy. The third one, yeah, the hazy one. I think that's gonna be the closest to the tropical. Yeah, yeah. And I'm hoping they taste as good as that tropical one, because that tropical one is. But I like this. I actually I actually do enjoy this. Yeah, so far, me too. Yeah. Because it's not a strong, it's not a very strong IPA. It's definitely a little on the weaker side of that IPA taste, that citrusy. But it does have that grapefruit. I know a few people that don't like the grapefruit flavor, right? But I already would say that that if you're a princess person that loves um IPAs, this I'll go ahead and say princess IPA because it is very smooth and nice, you know. I'll rate it in a minute. Um Chinook Chinook, a firm chinook bitterness. So whatever the chinook means. That's pretty good. I mean, if we were actually trying to be educational, we would know these words, but yeah, we're not. Well, we know grapefruit. We know grapefruit, yeah. We're here to entertain you and comically and make us look retarded. That's fine. Yeah. The funnier, yeah. Yeah, and the fatter we look. That's why we we actually make these cameras make us look bigger. Well, I eat a gallon of ice cream a day just to get just to try to gain so that way when we lose a bunch of weight, you'll be like, holy shit. Yeah, yeah. But we heard that um, you know, women out there and everything love uh dad bots. So that's why we're just trying to fill that out. So yeah, we're just trying to have that. Well, I gotta become a dad first. Oh I I'm a dad. She calls me daddy every time she calls me daddy. Daddy, daddy. Have you seen that little TikTok going around where uh the mom is calling out to the husband and saying, Hey daddy, can you pass me the ketchup? And the kids are like, Uh, don't dude. I did see that one. Yeah. I probably said it before. There wasn't a long time ago. There was one that a guy or the girlfriend brought home a boyfriend. Oh. And he was like, he was like, Yeah, it's kind of weird that we both got the same name. Like, she calls me dad because she calls me daddy. That's kind of funny.

SPEAKER_00 6:03

That was funny as fuck.

Beer Comparisons And Goofy Side Talk

SPEAKER_01 6:04

Yeah, we need to say that because that would gross me out. Yeah. Especially if it was eat. Yeah. Or your daughter. Yeah. Yeah. Bringing home as dude. Dude. We've all had the same name. Yeah. Anyways, oh, that Elvis juice by this is very good. It's very good. We've done that. And I actually like that. I actually would say I like that over this one. Oh, yes, yes. Elvis juice. I want to know about the wingman. The wingman is that would be close. It's been a minute since we've done the Elvis juice, but that is definitely very good. And it's very popular. A lot of people know.

unknown 6:41

Yeah.

Sick Week And Yard Drain Drama

SPEAKER_01 6:41

That's probably once in a while. The what? I'll actually pick that up every once in a while. It's a good beer. It is a good beer. Um, I forgot what I was gonna say, but this week, I mean, I know Rick, if you didn't know, and you know now, is that he was sick past weekend, dealing with sick all week. All weekend from last week's show. If you listen to last week's show, he had to shits the day before. Right. And then I think that was the start of it. Yeah. And then uh Friday I went to work and just had that scratch in my throat. You know what I mean? And then by the time I got home from work, I was just like, oh fuck, here we go. Yeah. And I've been down since then, kinda, like just now getting over it. You can hear me sniffle and whatever. Yeah, but it was it was actually probably a good time to be sick because the weather wasn't the greatest. I mean, Saturday wasn't so bad. No, or no, wait, Sunday was Saturday. It snowed in the morning. Yes, and Sunday wasn't bad. I mean, it was no it warmed up a little bit. I actually went on a hike thinking that I was all better or getting better, and that's when you learn figured out that no, I was not. And the thing about it is I I actually went out um and cleaned up leaves. I'm still cleaning up leaves, but I finally got all the leaves cleaned up. Oh, did you? Yeah, we got them. And uh that rain came. Yeah, I locked her outside, threw the rig at her.

SPEAKER_00 8:02

Clean it, Gina.

SPEAKER_01 8:04

No, um, but yesterday I had to go out there because there was so much rain. And we have in our backyard, we have like uh I don't know, uh a drain. A drain that goes under. And well, when it overflows, it doesn't really bother my yard too much, but man, it kills the neighbors. Down all the neighbors when it's clogged, when it's clogged, you gotta go down there and break it all out. Yeah, so I went up there and man, I'm telling you, that water was up to my knees, just flowing over, right? And I get in there, and that water's cold, and I'm like pulling out leaves and sticks and stuff. Right by the time I got all that out, that water was down. Well, I'm sure it was going, but it was flowing good, anyways. But man, my hand was cold. I was trying to use a uh what do you call it? Like a shovel on that and a rake, but it was just I don't like it when it pushes the stuff in the tube.

SPEAKER_00 8:59

Well, you can't, yeah, you gotta back it out and then it just fucking going right in. Going right in. Yeah, yeah, I get it.

Tornado In The Neighborhood

SPEAKER_01 9:05

Yep, absolutely. Anyways, I I wonder this brewery. This says uh hop fiction is a bold yet refreshing seasonal IPA um that delivers a perfect harmony of hop flavors, uh, with the smooth, drinkable. I would agree with that. Yeah, absolutely. Yep, yeah. It's a dry hop. Um, I don't know why mine with what crusty hop. Uh hop. Uh crush, crush. Yeah, I'm sorry, crush hop. Um, brew burst with juice, tropical notes. I don't get the mango and guava that they're saying. Well, I'm guessing that's what the other one is that's what's cutting through that grapefruity. You know what I mean? You might not be getting the taste of it, but that's what's kind of calming it down. Coming it, yeah. Yeah. But it is uh uh crisp, clean, fresh um drink. Backbone makes the IPA especially smooth. I this is crush. They say crushable on this. Um it's good, it's very but I know that Elvis juice is bad. Yeah, Elvis juice. And even that uh Wingman is crushable to me, you know. It definitely is an easy drinker, though. Just rolls over the tongue. Yep, kind of does. Delighting every taste bud is. And that's some of the feedback from the people on Untap. Yep. Yep. But um, yeah, so I did that, cleaned up the yard. Um, and then of course, we just it was just rain, thunderstorm. My dog don't like the thunderstorms, right? Yeah, I don't think any dog. Yeah, that and fireworks, yeah, yeah, hides, yeah, they hide. Yeah, but then we had uh, I don't know where everybody else was on Tuesday. Uh no. Oh yeah. In the neighborhood. Yeah, where was that was Tuesday? Yeah, it was Tuesday. Uh we had a slight, slight tornado come through and scared the fuck out of everybody. And we tore some trees up. Tore some trees up, threw them on top of a couple houses. Uh yeah, I had a fire. Like our little allotment down here looks like a war zone right now, kind of uh yeah. It's pretty bad. I was like, holy shit. Like, and here I'm just standing at my front door because I have a glass door, just checking in out there. I'm just standing there going, huh, I can't see the neighbor's house anymore. Was the rain that hard? Oh, it was so the wind and rain was so bad. I'm like, huh. I wonder if I should go hide. And then it was over. And most people have basements to hide in. I dude, I don't know. I thought about it. I don't know where I would go. Yeah, I wonder. Right, because every every room in my house is an outdoor wall. Yeah. It's an outside wall. Yeah. So I have no I clue, no clue where I would go. The only one that would probably be the best would be the bathroom, but you have a skylight. Well, and it's still an outside wall. Yeah, yeah. Well, here you have windows. Yeah. Yeah. They would crush in. Yeah. I mean, the only thing I could think of is uh and the uh no, that would be a bedroom too, though. Like I got a little downstairs room, but that's completely outside. It is outside. You know what I mean? And so the only other thing I could think of would be maybe go in my bedroom and pull my mattress over up against that hallway wall. Oh, yeah. And then just pull my mattress over me and hope for the best. I don't kiss my aunt. I don't know. And maybe give myself a blowjob real quick. My belly wasn't so big. One last one. One last one. Remember doing the bellies for the ladies. Maybe try to lick the tip. He's not allowed to have. You'd be like one of the kids that has the uh the floaties on his arm and he's trying to eat.

SPEAKER_00 12:47

That'd be me.

Hop Fiction Rating And BrewDog Hotel

SPEAKER_01 12:49

Just my floaties around my belly. And it's very small. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I don't, I that's the only thing I can think of. Like, I don't I don't know what I would actually do. Yeah. And I was in the predicament, but I was standing there at the window going, huh? This was pretty crazy. Yeah, we I we went in the basement. We got the basement. You got a basement, yeah. And the the phones these days, you know, alert you. Well, that's the thing. My phone never even went off. Oh, it never did? Uh-uh. Oh, I'm surprised. No, my phone never went off. That I don't know if it does it just if it uh bless you, if it just has the um alert when it like if it touches down. Yeah, it would have been too late. Yeah. You're gone. He's got to sneezes. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you want to rate this one? Because we got three nights, so we might take a break break. I might grab two. Yeah. I think I'm allergic to the IP. That'd be a sad thing to be allergic to. Yeah, it would be. Yeah. What would you give this one? I'll go to eight. I'll go eight all day long with it. I mean, I like it. I like it. I'm gonna go seven. Yeah, because there is one flavor on it that I can't pick it up, but I don't know if I'm a big fan of it. You know, it goes down. I say princess, of course. Would I chase and keep or creep this? I don't know if I can. Yeah. Because I know they have other things that are good. Yeah. Damn it. Yeah. Yeah, no, I get what you're saying. I'm gonna go an eight on this one. Because I have a feeling the next one you might go lower. Probably go lower. Yeah. It's like right there. It just keeps coming and then I just go to the worry about that YouTube. Yeah, you you YouTubers, you'll see it. And the people will be editing it out of the okay. No, no, I'm just kidding. All right, so I mean, I'm gonna go an eight just just because I do like it, and I do taste a little bit of that mango in between the hoppiness. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, I I get a little bit of sweetness on it. Yeah, but this this brew company has I mean, brew dog has a lot of uh and they're out of Cleveland, right? Yeah, I think so. Oh, there you go. Two badges unlocked Colwyn and Antarctica. But this one, uh it's just like they have a lot of choices, so you just have to find the one that that you like that fits you, yes. And I I know two other ones, the Elvis and the Wingman so far are yeah, definitely high up on the list.

SPEAKER_00 15:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:31

Actually, brew dog are aren't they the one out of uh Columbus that have uh hotel and they have the shower beers and everything? Oh no, that seems like a good Google thing right here. I I'm pretty sure brew dog, that's the one that yeah location. Yeah, oh yeah. It says Columbus right there. They have one in Las Vegas. That's the one you're probably thinking. No, I I want to say they started out of uh Columbus Columbus. All the way right there. Uh oh yeah, hotel. Yeah, and they have they have shower beers. They actually have a little fridge, they have a little fridge in the shower. Wow. That you can just open up and you gotta fucking you have a shower beer. Yeah, yeah, that's definitely it. Yeah, yep. Oh, that's called the doghouse. They play on it. Is that it? It's uh well is it it's brew dog's brewery. Yeah, it's brew dog's brewery and they just call it the doghouse. Yeah. Oh, the hotel's called the doghouse. Yeah, the hotel is called the doghouse. Oh, that's pretty cool. I I think I'm in love. Yeah, I think I would go there. I want to see the shower with the beer and I couldn't sleep with that neon sign above me. What's that? What is that? Is that looking into the that's going right to the where everybody's sitting at the distillery or the brewery? Oh, wait, go back one. That couch looks beautiful, by the way. But see, they got a tap on the wall. Yeah. Right next to that couch. Live your best life. And then, oh look, hey, next time I have to go to Columbus. I'd be checking in that. There's that right there it is. They got beer, they got uh shower beers. Damn. Yep. Damn, I found my new hotel to go to. Yeah, that's where I'd be checking out. Oh come out and you're looking right over all the fucking brew and everything like that. Isn't that badass, dude? That is. I want to go there for sure. Me too.

unknown 17:25

Damn it.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

Hey, that's a bucket list for me. Yeah, well, you go down there all the time. I do, and I have to find hotels. You gotta find a hotel. They're like, why are you staying in this doghouse one? All the time. All the time. Why are you going down there? Pull it up on the map. I want to see where it is exactly over there. Yeah. I want to see how close it is to where my work is. Zoom out a little bit. Zoom, just zoom out. I want to see where it is in the city. How do you zoom out? Just go to the full screen, go up to your top right. Yeah, right there. And it might zoom out. Oh man. It's next to a Walmart superstore. I don't know where in the city it's like northeast. You know what I mean? Well, north is up. I know. Yeah. Seems like you could do control roll. That's just gonna move it. Oh, there you go. Negative. Negative. Where are you going? Oh, wait. Oh, it's not actually in Columbus.

SPEAKER_00 18:24

Columbus, so it's on the outskirts.

SPEAKER_01 18:25

Oh man, that's a sorry damn. Yeah, but that can't be that far away. Yeah, worth the far away. It'll be worth the 30 minutes. I gotta do a commute. Sorry. See you guys. I gotta get going. It's 2:30. I gotta get back to my hotel. I honestly think I might book that one of these times, man. I'm just curious how much it costs. Well, you gotta let them know you're doing two different things of work. I'm researching for two different things here. Yeah. Anyone want to come over and help me? Yeah, just do a weekend. We're playing around here looking up uh how much it would cost to stay. Yeah, yeah. Well, we're gonna be informative to and let you guys know. Limited availability. You should have picked out five. Oh, there you go. Oh, wait. 200 bucks a night.

SPEAKER_02 19:19

Wait.

SPEAKER_01 19:20

Yeah. Yeah, 200 bucks a night. 253 if you want two queens. But a standard king, 200. Oh, and it goes up to 283. Standard double non-dog. I don't want a dog. Free breakfast. Oh yeah. So 283 a night. The most. The most. And that's the brewmaster suite. That's where I want to stay. That's a hot tub full of beer. I know. Hey, could you imagine on my expense for it? It says brewmasters. Brewmaster suite. They're like, what the hell? Or 283? Actually, that's not bad. 200 is not bad. No. 200 is not bad at all. 200's typical. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not bad at all. Thanks for showing me. Shower beers. Yeah. Fuck. I'm going to take selfies in that. I'm like, oh. Look at me. Look at me. It's funny. Your belly will hydrate for you. Yeah. I don't have to worry about editing it.

SPEAKER_00 20:17

I don't have to worry about hiding anything.

SPEAKER_01 20:19

That's why it worked is when it opens up top. I can take it down below. Get that picture. Poop. Is that another snitter belly button he's got there? That's an Audi. Barely. And we're not talking about. We don't want to keep talking about you, Rick. I know. Anyways, what we'll do is we'll take a it's a weird show. We're going to take a quick break so we can grab another one. And then we'll come back and uh we'll uh Rick made this great recipe tonight.

SPEAKER_02 20:57

We'll talk a little bit about that.

American IPA Surprise Favorite

OnlyFans Rabbit Hole And Money Talk

SPEAKER_01 20:58

We'll jump into our next one. So uh we'll be right back. Welcome back. I hope you got a nice cold one like we do. We're gonna jump into the Here we go Brew Dog American IPA number two. Number two. This is uh six point three percent alcohol. Now this one um didn't have as many reviews, or it's not as liked, it seems like. Well, we're gonna give it a try on our show because it's almost a four star. Yeah. For sunshine, for yeah, for yellow. Actually, I like this one better than another one. Really? It's smoother. Not as much grapefruit flavor. You're absolutely right. So I'm I was completely wrong. Because I was worried about this one. Actually, that is crushable. That's fucking, yeah. Yeah. And this is 6%. Perfect. Yeah. Crush these suckers. Rick's starting to look good. Hey, you gotta get on our YouTube page because you're gonna see what I do to Rick in the third half. Jesus, I don't want to know. Don't get on that page. He's starting to look good. It'll start the OF page. You know, they said the founder of that died. Yeah. At the age of 43. 43. Yeah. I wonder why. Yeah. I was wondering the same thing. Like, did he get killed? I just seen it wrong. Or did he have a heart attack banging some old too many blue pills? Yeah, too many blue pills or blue juice or but then when you look at him, yeah, you're like, that dude created it. Yeah. He was a horny bastard. Oh, yeah. I mean, he looked like a nerd. I mean, you know what I mean? He didn't look like any, you know, he wasn't like oh, they said he had a battle with cancer. Oh, well, I feel bad that about it. Yeah, I'm sorry. We should have probably looked that up first. That's how we do things around here. We do it reverse mode. Um, yeah. The Ukrainian, he was a Ukrainian billionaire. Ukrainian American billionaire. I still like the thing that he took too many blue chews. Yeah, I do too. I mean, yeah, he probably does too. Yeah. You know what was funny is a guy at work today came up to me. He goes, Damn, I got a headache. I said, I have some uh aspirin, but it's it's like a leaf, you know? And I pull it out and it's the gerrent name, but it is uh a leaf. And he goes, Oh, can I have two? I said, Yeah. And then I said, Oh, and then he started going down the hall. I said, Oh, wait, wait, I gave you the wrong one. I gave you the wrong blue pill. He said, Oh, then I really have to go home, don't you? I said, especially with two, right? You're in trouble. Well, it adds inches, it adds inches, it adds inches. Oh man. Anyways, that's just how my humor goes all day. So that's that is crazy that that guy died though at 43 years old. I mean, that's at a billionaire. Yeah, basically. Yeah, so now how does that I mean I'm sure, you know, I mean, it was his company, yeah. Whatever. I mean, it's probably Will Yeah. So now who gets it? His wife? Yeah, probably. Was she the star of the first OF? You know what I mean? You never know. Yeah. Can we look up wait? It was he married? I don't know. Yeah, uh, I would like to know if like she was the first OF girl. Oh, yeah. Type in there who was the first who was the first OF girl. Yeah. Because that would be kind of cool. I was the first. You got I was the first person born. We know how that was happening. Yeah. Came from the stars. Oh, it popped up. Creator. Yeah. OF only fans. There you go. Some dude? Tim Stokely? It was a dude? This is disappointing. Yeah. What was the first OF girl? Can you just put that? Yeah. Like, who was the first OF girl? Not only fan, just OF girl. Okay. I still pulled up the dude's name. Wow. Initially targeted adult industry performance directly. Tim Strokely. Well, tell me that's not a poor name. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. I'd be the only fan. Dick Strokely. Come here. Oh, it said he got with his wife. No owner now. He is the new owner. Oh, I hope it's not that girl on the right down there. Because I don't even want to do that. I'll leave that to my brother. She probably made millions. She probably made millions. Because she's sucking out of straw. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Oh my. These are going down good, aren't they? Yeah, they are going on. So me and Rick were sitting out there. That's why I got a red stripe. This show is brought to you by Red Stripe. Today it is. Yes, it is. So we bought some red stripes. Bella Thorne. Oh. Okay. I used to see that. But she kind of looks like a dude.

SPEAKER_00 26:35

No.

SPEAKER_01 26:36

You don't think? No. Not at one time, maybe possibly. No. Oh, she was in movies and everything. Oh. Yeah. She's 28 years old. She was born in 97. And she was the first millionaire off of OF. Bella Thorne. If you guys want to look her up. Yeah. Yep. What's that say? She called Another Reason to Drink, the best podcast she ever listened to. So I we can have her on the show. In all seriousness. Oh my. Oh, no. Why? Why are they all vlog? I'm going to have all kinds of fucking viruses on my computer now. Perfect. Yeah, look, I see it. Yeah, yeah. Just taking all my information. I'm going to be broke by. Oh. Oh, now we're going to start jerking off on the show, guys. Here we leave that one up for a minute. What's the one next to it? What the hell? Yeah. That's weird. That is weird. That was weird. But now, okay, let me ask you in all seriousness. If you were a girl, would you do OF and try to make money? I mean. But I think it got saturated. There's a lot of people. There's so many. They put their bodies out there and they made 20 bucks. You know what I mean? Yeah. Everybody they put it out there that you're going to make millions, right?

SPEAKER_00 28:01

Well, you'd have to, you'd have to find your niche just like another reason to drink. We're trying to find our niche. Right.

SPEAKER_01 28:09

You know what I mean? Like, but like, if you were a girl, would you give it a whirl? Or I don't know. I'd be on the because once it's out there, it's out there. Well, yeah, just like this. Yeah. You know what I mean? But what we do is. And we made 50 bucks so far. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean from the creeper guy. Yeah, from the creeper gives us$8 a month. Yeah. Anyways, but yeah, I see what you're saying. You know? Right. But you're naked. That's ain't so bad. Actually, we were naked in one video. I mean, if I was a girl. Yeah. I know what you're saying. So would you. If I was a fit girl, I guess, and my hosting career at the local bar wasn't panning out. Once you got an OF, though, everybody would know. Well, yeah, but then maybe I'd get more tips at my bar. You probably would. You know what I mean? You probably would. I mean, they would all be trying to bang me, but. Yeah, they would. I mean, they already are. Now we're trying to we gotta say how pretty you are. I mean, if you're ugly. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, are you are you an OF girl with the blurred out face? I've never actually been on OFF. I have not. I have never I'm not gonna subscribe to it. I'll be honest, I never do. I'm not gonna pay. I can get on porn for free. Yeah. Like, I'm not gonna pay some bitch$5 a month when I get it. Whatever the hell. For what? Yeah, for what? You know, but I agree with you on that one. I mean, like, I see other videos, like they blur out their face and stuff. I'm like, well, okay, her face, her body's banging, but her face is shit.

SPEAKER_02 29:47

That's the bag method. Yeah, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 29:49

So like I guess if I have a banging body and an ugly face, I wear what? Like, be like the remember back in the day, the mask girl. Oh, the ski mask girl? Oh, but I was well, see, I was going old school. Oh, wait. The paper bag, the gong show. The paper bag guy. Just have a nice set of perfect titties and a paper bag. Nice ass. Nice ass. Just change up the face on the paper bag. He has none of that, by the way. No. I mean, I got nice tits. You got nice, you got a nice fat guy. Pretty fly for a fat guy. Shave him. Somebody would suck on a nipple. You know that song. You know that song, uh, Pretty Fly for a White Guy.

SPEAKER_00 30:29

Yeah.

Cowboy Sushi Bacon Weave Recipe

SPEAKER_01 30:30

So I was sitting at the bar. So I was sitting at um the bar, and this one guy was sitting next to this lady, and he he goes over and he goes, baby, or he said something, and she goes, uh-uh, uh-uh. And then I thought in my head, pretty fly for a white guy. And and it she was singing that song, and it was funny that she said it like instantly. Yeah, and I was thinking, man, that's pretty crafty. That lady was on it, and then she had a little pun after pun, and I was like, damn. So is she just running him off? Or was it like her boyfriend? No, because no, because she came in there. She goes, I heard her say that she goes, I'm starting my own tab, you know. So it I she was making it clear. She's making it clear, like, yeah, I don't want no roof each tonight. Like, I'm not, I'm not sick of waking up with my ass hurt. Yeah, I'm not sleeping you with two dollar beer. Yeah, baby. I paid for two dollars by me a long island tonight. Two of them. They want laid. Anyways, uh, so let's go to what we told the people we would do. Okay, talk about your recipe. Okay, I did the cowboy sushi tonight, which was very, very good. So I did actually, it was my first time I've ever done it. And actually, I had to YouTube it, but it was uh I did the uh bacon uh web, like web, uh not web, what the hell do you call it? Fucking beers lacing. I did a sorry. This is gonna get a rough, this is gonna be a rough show. We still got it one more yeah, we still got another beer to go. That is a 7% perfect. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:16

So, no, I did a uh braid of bacon, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:21

And then I smeared out a uh uh meatloaf mixture, kind of thin, put a layer of cream cheese and then I ground, which I always mix everything up. So I did a uh I ground up a smoked uh pepper pepper gouda. Yeah, pepper aguda. Yeah, which he gets at all these and it is so good. I had it before too. Now I put it on all my charcoal boards. Now you gotta say, when you did the web, seven pieces by seven pieces. I did seven pieces across, yeah, tight, yeah, and then you just start webbing it in and braiding it in. So you go what four back, a piece across, put them up, three back, a piece across, put them up, four back, and you just keep doing the same thing. But seven by six, yeah. Yes, it worked out perfect square. Yeah. My meatloaf mixture, I couldn't find jalapenos. They had serrano, which actually they did. It made it very nice. It was definitely a little bit of a kick, but it was good. To keep the heat down because some people that eat it are pussies. Yeah. And uh, and then onion. Yeah, I did put a little bit of bread crumb just to hold it all together. Yeah, it was good. A layer of cream cheese, and then that cheese that I grated. I gruda, gouda, gouda, smoked gouda, smoked gouda onto on it, and then rolled it all up into a log. Yeah. You put on the outside, no, you had a season and I did a stubs, sweet jalapeno on the inside with the meat when I was mixing it all together, and then did a cow rub from Cosmo on the outside. On the outside of the bacon after I rolled it up into a log. Yeah. And then you put a uh didn't you put some barbecue sauce on it? Yeah. At the very end, so I went I went two hours at 250 on the Traeger.

SPEAKER_02 34:37

Mm-hmm.

Bacon Cooking Tips And Beer Ratings

SPEAKER_01 34:38

I kicked it up to 300 for an hour, and then for the last for the last hour and a half hour, yeah, I did 450. That was to crisp to crisp everything up. And let me tell you, that came out good. I did a nice uh what hatched chili barbecue sauce on top of it. That was good. And it just crystallized everything, made everything perfect. None of my filling leaked out, which I was so impressed with. And the bacon, you know, crisped up very well. Now there was a little part where it's tucked in because all the bacon is rolled in to itself, but it was not chewy, it was good, it worked. And you used a thick bacon. I did, yeah. I did I get that applewood thick bacon from Aldi's that cooked, yeah. It per it so depending on what you're doing with it, I I like the thin stuff, but then I love the applewood. Yeah. And actually, if I would have been thinking about that, that applewood has a uh uh pepper crusted. Oh. And I wonder if that would have even kicked it up a little bit more. Yeah, but yeah, but it's very, very good. Yeah, and it looks so beautiful. He did take a picture. I did take a picture of the five. I might throw it on Facebook. I'll send it to you. Yeah, because it it did come out very good. Um, and it, I mean, it's sliced good. You could cut it with the fork, the bacon was crispy, everything was very good. And uh one thing I take away, the the center with the gouda, I know that is a secret. That is very good. And the the outer layer of that um glaze you put or that barbecue sauce. I don't think it would have mattered what barbecue sauce I put on it. You know what I mean? I just put a thin layer on it and let it crisp. Yeah, get that sticky glaze, yeah. Yeah, and it was good. It wasn't even really that sticky, it was like it was just good. Good. Yeah, yeah. Now um, we did talk about bacon a little bit, and we talked about like even I like the thinner bacon when I'm cooking breakfast or something like that because I like the way it cooks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. And I do you a baker of bacon or a pan fry? Bake. Oh, if I'm doing it, I'm in the oven. A baker. Okay. But if I'm doing on a black stone, you know, yeah. But I don't like doing on a pan because I like it. And that makes a mess, and fucking, yeah. I'm a big baker of bacon, but it also depends on the thickness of it. Yeah, how hot do you go? You gotta watch it. How hot do you go on your um bacon? I usually like 400. Yeah, I do about 410, 425. Just throw it in because you want heat, yeah. But it will go from let's say, oh, I'll give it an extra minute and then another. And then you're yeah, burnt. Burn or just too crispy. Crispy, yeah. Your bacon bits. Yeah. Basically, yeah. Now um on thick, uh now, not on thick though. No, not on that's why I I I will almost pan fry thin baking. Bacon. Oh, because yeah, because it's so quick. You could control it. Yeah, you can you know what I mean? But on thick bacon, I'll yeah, I'll bake it. Yeah, yeah. So just a little, just a little tips. That's what we're here for. That's what we're here for. Brews and cooks. Just to give you a little tips. Just to give you a little tip. A little tip. Anyway, so what do you think of this brew dog America? Now I gave the last one an eight. I know that's I gotta go higher now. You're nine? Fuck, I'm gonna have to go at least eight and a half. Yeah. I'm gonna take a sip. I ought to, okay. So I know I gave Princess on the last one. And the reason I gave Princess on the last one because I was like, yeah, that's good flavor. It's easy, it's smooth. Right. But oh my gosh, this is even smoother. The flavor is even more princess than that one. Now, I'd probably Jason keeper creep this one. Absolutely. Yeah. I would, yeah. This would almost actually, this almost reminds me of Elvis juice. Almost, yeah. Like I would say this is damn close to the Elvis juice. Yeah. The only difference is Elvis juice might be a little bit fruitier. Yeah, but then you're moving into the tropical one. The tropical one, you know what I mean? So, like, I I want to say this is almost the Elvis juice. Now, I didn't raid American. I'm gonna go eight on mine. You're gonna go eight. I'll go eight. Because I went seven, eight. Yeah, I'm gonna just go eight. I'm not gonna say nine. Yeah. Because you don't know. I don't know about the next one. Yeah. I mean, I guess I'll say nine. Dude, it's fucking good beer. I'll drink it. I would I would I would look for this. Yeah. Because I've never seen this. I haven't either. I've never seen this in a six-pack anywhere. It's very refreshing. Yeah. Very now. As we get through it a little bit, and we now it was kind of cold when we're drinking it when we first started. As it gets a little warmer, you get a little bit more briganness. Yeah, a little more bigness. Yeah. Absolutely. But not enough to not stop you. Now, I could probably do these back to back a little bit, but I don't know if I could do it back to back to back. You know what I mean? No, you could definitely have one, two, okay. I could get that down. Whatever. Unlike the tropical one. But then again, even still, after two, I could probably get two. Going to that third one, I'd be like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:10

A little sweeter. You know what I mean? So, yeah. Yep. I don't know. We'll we'll find out on the next one. Yeah, because we got one more. Hey, real quick, but before we go, real quick. Oh, you got a joke? Real quick. Yeah. What do you call a band full of special ed kids? A van or a band. A band? Like a band of marching man. No, or just a band that has nothing but special ed kids. I don't know. Syndrome of the Down. Syndrome of the Down, yeah. You know, it made me think of them. They've been doing that down centering chicks on um OF? You bet on it watching that. They blur the face out. No, that's their actual face. But but they've been doing it on camera. Yeah. They've been doing that. And the funny thing is, is like it's like some of them are like, damn. You know what I mean? No, I don't know what you mean. Oh, you gotta look. Oh well. I don't understand. It's only five dollars a month.

SPEAKER_00 41:16

Right now.

SPEAKER_01 41:18

And I don't want to. No? I want to go to heaven. It's on TikTok. They've been doing it on TikTok. Oh. Yeah. And they've been saying, like, they've been saying, would you uh date a uh Down syndrome? You know, and then you get on there and you kind of have to look and you're like, you know, if you just look at her body, you're like automatically, yeah. Then you realize that she has Down syndrome or something like that, you know, then you're like, okay, I'm gonna stop right there because I want to go to be able to keep doing this show and not get banned.

SPEAKER_00 41:53

Because I could go off on it a little.

Hazy Jane Double Hazy Review

Bad Choices Game Rapid Fire

SPEAKER_01 41:56

No, no, we're gonna take a quick break. So, what we're gonna do is we're gonna take a quick break and take get the last of the brew dogs. And let me say this offline because it would be really funny. Yeah, we'll get to that one, and then we're gonna do Ricky's bad choices, which is gonna be really funny. So uh go get your last ice cold one, and we'll be right back. Welcome back. Oh, sorry. Anyways, we're doing our beer. Yeah, another beer, and we this we're at the uh 7.2 level, and this is hazy jang, but this is gonna be a double hazy, so this one's a little bit more potent, but I I I think I'm gonna probably like this one. I have a feeling this is out of the three the best, yeah. Out of the three, out of the three. Man, my mic seems higher. It's like, oh, yeah, doesn't it? Yeah, I didn't do anything. No, it's been like it's on my ass. It's been like that all night. Yes, yeah. Or I'm just getting lower and lower in this chair. That could be your belly's just getting bigger and bigger, weighing you down. Weighing me down. I'm trying to hide it. My wife beater. Actually, first sip, this is smoother than the last one. So I taste a little something. There's definitely a little more. Yeah. I get I'm gonna give it a minute. Hey, for a seven percenter? Yeah. Right off the bat, you can't no you can't deny that it's not a good beer. No. And Hazy Jane. Can't wait to see the clips on this one. Yeah. The shorts and everything. Oh man. So you know, we always save the best part for the last. Absolutely. Can't wait. Uh, we're gonna drink this one, and then we're gonna also entertain you by going through wiki. I already know the answer to this one. You know the answer to all of them. Do you shave your gentle area? My gentle. Yeah. The whole area. Yeah. My no-no spot? Your no-no spot. Um at times. You go that low. Uh yeah, at times, yeah, absolutely. I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah. I yeah. Like, I don't like a full fucking No, I mean, I'm not, I mean, shave, not just trim. No, I I I have. With like, shh. I have. No, I haven't. No, I've never used shaving cream at the end. It says, do you shave your gentles? No. How would you do that for one? You couldn't do it. I'd be too nervous. No, I would, yeah, there ain't no way. I mean, I don't even like it with the manscape. Like, I'll trim it with the manscape. Manscaped is dead. Which they lie. It does nick your it will nick your balls. It will. It absolutely will nick your balls. Yes, it will. Like, I could I've came out of the shower looking like a bloody mess one time. Like, like, what the fuck? I know. And it makes me nervous too because it's bit me a couple of times. Yeah. Now it's not as bad as a normal pair. No. But it's they make it sound like they make it like, oh, you can just run it right across your balls and it's all good. No. I even pull that shit tight to try to get it. Yeah, no, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, it no, it don't matter. No. No. I agree. Now, do you like I will like slowly go down and just trim them off. Yes, yes. You know what I mean? Like, it's a it's a whole process. Yes. If girls don't know. Like you just go, yeah. Yeah. It's not like you guys, like the girls can just like they take a razor or whatever. No, it's a whole process getting around all them wrinkles and everything.

SPEAKER_00 46:23

Because it's the wrinkles that get caught. Yes. And that bite. And then again, the teeth. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:28

And then and then I always put clone on the bottom of them. Oh. Some aftershave? Yeah, exactly. Some after shave. Your balls would shrink up so tight. Dude, I'm surprised. They gotta have it out there. Aftershave for balls. I'm sure they do. I'm sure they do. We can Google that live. I don't know if I I've never had it. I've never had it. But like But I'm curious. They got everything. Yeah. Yeah. I know they have creams and lotions. And we've talked about it before. Like, could you imagine having jalapeno or something on your finger while you're shaving and accidentally fucking scaring me? Well, manscapes make something. Well, I'm sure they do because they know they're lying. Or even Sackball cream, cooling anti-shaving. Huh. I've seen anti-shaving creams and stuff. Basically, I I mean, I use a uh powder cream. So now are you a powder guy? I don't use a powder. I use a uh cream that turns to a powder. Does that make sense? I not I to me, I've never put a I'm telling you, it's it's unbelievable. I've always worried about like baby powder or whatever. No, I don't do that. Because I figured it'd just turn into clay by the end of the day. This powder, like I use happy, what is it called? Happy nuts.

SPEAKER_00 47:44

Happy nuts.

SPEAKER_01 47:45

Happy nuts. And I'm telling you, it works so good. Huh? It comes out of the cream, it takes just a little bit. I know what I'm getting for Christmas. I I know exactly what you're getting. We'll get you the scented one too. But it it works wonderful. Yeah, but wait, you just rub it all over? Yeah, you just rub it on your joint and the the sides, perfect. It doesn't see I would be in the bathroom for way too long with happy nights.

SPEAKER_00 48:09

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:10

No, it turns into a powder though. Oh no, I don't want that. I don't want powder. No, no, no. No, I don't care. No, I don't want it. No, but I don't want it. I don't want to touch my genitals ever. No, but the thing about it is, is it's a it's a liquid like a uh lotion, and it puts like a nice, it does. And it like I would be like you. I know like uh my dad, shower and shower. Yeah, I should. You know, no, that shower and shower um powder. No, like no, I I've never literally ever had never put any powder or anything down there. Because that I believe with you would like when you're putting that powder down there, it seemed like it would just create uh cottage cheese clumps. Well, yeah, you're making clay. You're you're you're sweating in it. You're yeah, you're building concrete walls. Yes, yes, yeah. I I have little bricks by the time it's all done. Fucking like I'm you wouldn't be able to go to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_00 49:04

It's like an adobo house or something. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I have a little Indian village around your barrel.

SPEAKER_01 49:13

Yeah, but I I balls are the I wouldn't I would agree. I wasn't probably a believer of it until I tried it, and then I realized like, son of a bitch, this shit is nice, right? So, anyways, I'm a believer. Anyways, have you ever had sex with two different people within 24 hours? Yeah, we did do that one, yeah. Oh, well, I might so are we we might be cycle three. Recycling through? I don't know. Have we had this one? If you if a big fire broke out right now, would you push everybody out of the way? Yes, we already did this. Yeah, so we're we've ever been fired, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:52

We're already through. So let's let's move on down to the bottom box real quick.

SPEAKER_01 49:56

There we go. We finally made it through. Can we can we grab a couple real quick? Because see these ones, these are the ones we used. Like oh, sorry. Sorry, people. We didn't know we were through that one. Yeah, let's we're gonna try to move on real quick. Yeah, we'll put them away. Jesus. I'm in the cars in front of them. Oh, that's a game. Yeah, it's a full-on game. But these are good. Yeah, yeah, we'll see. Okay, here we go. Ready? Oh my gosh. Yeah, let's go. Do you prefer to give or receive oral sex?

SPEAKER_00 50:31

Snap. I don't know. Like I am a giver. I am a giver. He's a lover. I'm not gonna lie. I enjoy tasting a nice sweet vagina. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 50:47

Now, if it's a not nice tasting sweet vagina, it's a different story, right? Then I would be more of a receiver. Than a giver. But once you start to give, it's too late.

SPEAKER_00 51:04

Yeah. No, it's not. Sorry. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 51:10

Sorry. Sorry. That's why I always start off with 69. But once you stop.

SPEAKER_00 51:17

Well, no, like I like doing the reverse 69 when the guy's on top. So that way, if it doesn't smell good, you just jam it down her throat real quick. She ain't got a choice. You gotta print down, dude. She ain't getting my fan hands up.

SPEAKER_01 51:36

Sorry. I think I would be more of a receiver. That was a good one. These are all sex. Everything's sex. Have you ever lied to someone to have sex? Of course. Baby, I love you. I promise I'm gonna be with you forever. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Were you there? No, I'm not married.

SPEAKER_00 52:07

What ring? No, and then it was a rubber band on my finger. Oh no, that was a shadow.

SPEAKER_01 52:16

Oh shit. I'm in trouble now. Have you ever tried role play during sex? What the heck? No, I have not. This whole thing's a sex. I have never tried role play. I tried Conan and the Barbarian. With the dicks, and it didn't work out. Yeah, it didn't work out. I got slayed. Only the old people get that one. Oh my. Have you ever made or grown any drugs? Um, I tried grown pot a couple times. And it didn't turn it out. Like, dude, fucking it's too much work. Too much science. It's too much work. Like you gotta fucking put some kind of nut dust on it to keep the birds off of it and fucking all kinds of shit. You know what I mean? Like, I I've tried a couple times. Nothing inside. Yeah. I've always tried just throwing seeds out in the woods, whatever. And see what happens. Yeah, and see what happens. I never did. Man, have you ever sold drugs? We went from sex to drugs. Oh, good. Have you ever sold drugs? No. Um, uh yeah, a couple maybe here and there. Were you the pass-through guy? I mean, I was just, you know, hey, I got a couple extra. You need something? 20 bucks. 20 bucks. 20 bucks, 20 bucks. Now we're back to sex. Okay. Oh my. Have you ever had sex over a video call? Oh, these are more modern. Over a video call? Yeah, so it'd be like uh FaceTime. No, no, no. I don't have that kind of job.

SPEAKER_00 53:50

I'm just that one at all, man. Uh oh. There's a Zoom call. Drill down, drill down. There's a there was a Zoom call. That cat was underneath the dust, evidently. Just open your mouth, baby.

Final Rankings Thanks And Signoff

SPEAKER_01 54:10

Oh man, I'm glad that one's over. Have you ever sharded your pants? Yes. Oh, absolutely. I mean, who has? I think everybody has. I'm hoping everybody has. They're like, oh, I'm not listening to that show anymore. Them fuckers shit their pants. Yeah, hell yeah. Hey. Them are pretty good questions, though. They are. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we actually finally got through all the uh, but that's a lot of damn cards. Yes, it is. Yeah, to get through. There's a lot of damn essays. That's a lot of damn beers. Yes. We probably what? Maybe on bad choices, we're probably two years? Year and half. I would say a year and a half at least. We got it as a Christmas present. So yeah, two years. Easy two years. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much, Jody, right? Yeah. For supporting us and giving these cards, and then we'll move on to the next ones. The other one, she gave us another pack, but it was more uh it was uh No Sex or it was a different game, it was more of a game. Yeah, it was more of a game. Yeah, this is a game too, but uh it's funny. Yeah, you basically answer the questions, but anyway. Maybe I'll get what do you think of this as it goes down more? This wonderful hazy another another brew dog that ranks high up there, dude. I'm gonna say I kind of like brew dogs brewery. I'm thinking I need to go to the dog house down there in Columbus. Yeah, right outside. You know, I'll go and I'll talk about it. I know it's gonna suck that we're not there. I know. I'll take video. I don't want to see that video. Um, so far, uh you know I'm gonna let you answer first. Okay, so I'm gonna start off and say that I would princess this one. Absolutely. Because we said that if you could drink the first one, it had more of a uh grapefruit, more fruitful, better got less. And then it got smoother on the American one. But this one is even smoother than now. I'm gonna take a sip real quick because I don't know how much grapefruit you're getting on your end when you drink it, but I'm you get a grapefruit flavor, but it's very, very smooth. It's very smooth. It's not a very bitterness. No, the bitterness is out of it. Yes, the bitterness is out of it. It's almost maybe a little bit smoother than the other one, but still the grapefruit flavor. Yes. But not no bitter, less bitter, less bitter than the American IPA. So I'm gonna straight up say this is a solid nine for me. And I would Jason Keeper creep this one over the last one. So I will I will stick with you. Nine? I will go nine again. Yeah, I'll go nine again. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, because would you keep this one? Absolutely, yeah, yeah. Now, out of the three the problem is though, is I've never seen just this one for sale. Any of them. I've never seen the American in a six-pack or anything like that, you know what I mean? Or the hops, you know what I mean? So I don't know if this is just uh a multi-pack that you could find out there that they took their beers. That they took you know what I mean, like it's just a multi-flavor. I hate to say it. That the it goes in that order. Mine went seven, eight, nine, and then the uh uh what do you call it? The um wingman's ten to me. Yeah, absolutely. And they went higher in alcohol, but what? Eight, nine, nine, nine, ten. Ten. Yeah. Just because I'm not so much of a pussy as you, but they're they're all of them are very good beers if you're an IBA IPA person. Yes. They are all very good beers. Uh definitely check them out. Yeah. I actually wonder what what is their most popular. Now you could get the Elvis juice. All you see that iPod everywhere. Yeah. And that is very good. That's probably one of their like flagship ones, you know, that you see a lot. Right. Oh, we get I believe an IPA. Another fucking badge. It's been a while since we've gotten badges. Yeah. Where you've been able to build them up. Yeah. God save the king. I don't know what that one is. Uh head to the phone. That looks like a penis. It does. With a microphone on it. Yeah, with a microphone on top of it. Cheers. Cheers. We got it. Yeah. But, anyways, uh, we just want to tell everybody thank you for everything. Thank you for supporting us. Always thank you for the love, the patience, the kindness that you send out. Um, Rick. Even the not love. Yeah, we enjoy that too. We get a good laugh out of it. Yeah. Like we don't care. Yeah. You've seen this? No. Yeah. But uh, hey, we're here for you guys. Yep. Entertainment. Well, we're gonna keep coming back for you guys. As long as you keep clicking. If you don't like it, move on. Yeah. If you do like it, hey, keep coming back. It's all good. Give us a shout out. What was your um another reason to drink this week? I'm done being sick. Sick, yeah. So I'm gonna say I was happy you were sick because we got the game a lot. We had to game a lot. Yeah. In between my naps. Yeah. I would hit him up. I was laying on the couch just holding on to my phone, waiting for it to vibrate. Now I wake up and be like, yeah, yeah, I'll play again. I hit him up. I was like, Are you awake? Now have you been on there lately? No, I heard they changed a lot. Oh, dude, there's all kinds of weird shoes. Yeah, I haven't been on there either. I I seen a video where they said that uh there's some kind of new arc, yeah, fucking just burning people up and it's hard, yeah. Now they said that you could take one of them things and throw it up in the air and it would get it. But, anyways, we play a lot of arc writers. But, anyways, that was my another reason to drink because I it was raining outside, it was snowing a little bit outside. I got to hang out. You got to hang out and have some fun. Anyways, any last thoughts, buddy? Hey, don't drink drink and drive. And God bless you all. We'll see you next week. Thank you so much for everything.