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A beer can be “8.5%” on paper and still drink like summer, and that’s exactly what happens when we crack Wingman Tropical Storm Imperial IPA from BrewDog. We dig into the smell, the first sip, and why this tropical IPA hits more like guava, mango, and passion fruit than the bitter bite people fear. If you’ve got a friend who says they don’t like IPAs, this is the kind of can you hand them with a smirk and watch the opinion change.

Then we swing hard into the weird side of the internet with an article that stops us cold: LED lights under breast implants that can glow in different colors. Yes, we have questions. Yes, it gets out of control. And somehow we still keep the tasting on track, including food talk that starts with grilled pineapple on a burger and ends with new ideas we actually want to try.

After the break we open “Sandwich” from 11-3 Brewing, a Berlin-style weisse made with Concord grapes and roasted peanuts. The result is a peanut butter and jelly sour beer that smells like the real thing and finishes with a legit peanut butter note. We also talk craft beer pricing, what it costs breweries to keep the lights on, and we run a round of Ricky’s Bad Choices before we lock in our final ratings and close out with golf season on the horizon.

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Transcript

Popcorn Plug And Beer Picks

SPEAKER_00 0:31

Welcome to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess with Demosis Princess, and I'm here with my other sidekick host. Rick. Ricky Rick is in the house. Yes, yes. And we got we got some popcorn on the show tonight. Sponsored. Sponsored by Mike's Hot Popcorn. You can find it at beep, beep, beep, beep. Anyways, no, he just makes it and uh it's so good. It is so good. So good. The best popcorn you'll ever have in your life. If you like spicy. If you like Mike. Yeah, if you like Mike. If you can find Mike. Yeah. Mikey likes it. Mikey likes it. He makes peppers too. Oh, dude, they're so good. They're good too. I crushed them this week. Yeah. Tonight we got a good show. We're gonna do uh do we yeah, we did Brew Dog Wingman. It's uh 8.5 ABVs, and it's called Tropical Storm uh Imperial IPA. Um, I think we might have done this, but I remember it being very, very, very good. I yeah, yeah and I so beer wench was out and called me, and I'm like, dude, I don't know if we did the tropical, yeah. I don't know. It's it's so hard. You know what I mean? Unless you actually are there and see it, yeah. It's so hard to say, oh yeah, we did that one. You know it. You know what I mean? I mean, we're 200 plus beers in. If but I tell you what, I'm not sad that we're doing it again because I remember trying again. Yeah, yeah. And then what do we got on the second part? Now, on the second part, it is a new one. And now we are doing a back-to-back the shardin brewery 11-3. I've seen this one. Yeah, sorry. Uh, it's sandwich. Sandwich. Sandwich. Sandwich. Sam itch. Mitch. Yes, Sam itch. Sam itch. Sam got a itch. Yeah. So this is a uh Berlin style wheezy with Concord grapes and roasted peanuts. Oh, that's it. So it's a peanut butter and jelly. I'm looking forward to that. So I was like, What's the ABVs on that one? Um, we are 6.5, one pint. That's not bad. And ABVs are too small. So we will let you know that on the second part. On the second part, because we'll bring it up on the untapped. So let's go ahead and break open this uh wingman. Wingman. Ooh, that's got a nice pop. Smell it though. I'm telling you, when you smell it first, oh, that's a nice smell. It is. It is. I remember this one. I like this. I do remember it. As soon as I smelled it, I already know it's a Jason Keeper Creeper, because I like this one. Oh, dude. That is so good. That is so good. This is a beer I remember that you take to a party and people will be like, oh yeah. Oh, I don't like IPAs. I don't like IPAs. Oh, that's then you'll be like, here, try that. And they'll be like, actually, didn't we do that to a buddy stopped by the house working before the podcast? We were like, Yeah, we know you don't like IPAs. Here you go. But then he got he hasn't been back since Rick said, I know you don't like Dick, but here you go. Here you go. Here you go. Oh, he liked it. That's why he hasn't come back when you guys are around. Uh but he he did. He was like, wait a minute, that's different. That it's yeah, yeah. That's a good IPA. That is good. That is a good IPA. And that, dude, that should be Princess. It is, it is. Absolutely should be Princess. Because I remember it, and I remember after we did the show, I had a bunch of these, and I was like, Oh, I was sitting at my house. It was in the summer, right? You know, well, late, late summer where it got a little bit cool, like today, you know, where it's like 70 something. You're sitting out by the fire. Oh, it's a very fruity IPA. Yes, is what it is. No grape, there's no that bitterness or nothing. It's very smooth. Tropical. This is a very, yeah. You guys gotta look this up. It brewed or wait, is it brew dog? No, winged man. No, that's the name. Brewdog is to brew dog. Okay, yeah. So it's a Cleveland beer. Yeah. Ish, Ohio beer. Uh so yeah, you guys gotta this is everywhere. Find it. You will like it. Yes. The old lady will like it. Yeah, and the neighbor will like it. 7.2%. No, um, I read it on a thing. Yeah, it says right there, 68.5 right there on the can. Well, they must have upped it a little bit. Yeah, that was last year. They upped it up this year. Yeah, yeah. That's what we need. More alcohol. More alcohol. But I'd tell you, do you get any alcohol flavor out of that? No. That tropical flavor is like wonderful. That is so good, dude. Yeah, it really is. Almost fruit punchy. Oh, you know. There it is. Yeah. We found it, it did jump up to 8.5. Yeah. Literally crushable tropical why does they say check in at 9.5? Oh, they're saying uh check in at 9.5. The spear will do better job at why do you gotta point at people? I don't understand why you gotta keep pointing at people. Hey, I'm here for you. What's that song? All right, okay. Anyways, uh, anything happened to you? We did we did it. Fuck no. Nah, just say all week. Hey, I woke up shitting myself the other day. Oh, really? That was nice. Why? Why were you shitting yourself? I don't know. I I Oh you had to shit. Yeah, dude. I woke up at like damn let me scoot up. Can I get away, right? How many days ago was that? I don't need to shit last night. Not last night. Yeah. No, Wednesday. Uh yeah, last night. But uh, yeah. Uh dude, I don't know work. Oh, you did? Yeah. You had the poops that bad? Yeah, I didn't I shit from like midnight till one. Oh man. And then went back to bed and missed all my alarms. Oh. You know what I mean? Woke up at a quarter after five. I'm like, okay, I'm like, I I haven't missed a day yet this year. Yeah. I'm like, I got time to do that. You haven't missed one in five years. Yeah, I don't miss money. So last week though, I ain't gonna lie, uh, I went out to um golf simulator, right? And I was drinking, and the guys were like, hey, let's go and do a cigar and that, you know. I'm like, so I'm the one smoking the cigar and drinking a beer. Anyways, I had a few cocktails and stuff. Man, I woke up the next morning. I'm like, oh, good lord, is I would take this day off. Because man, I was still feeling the pain from that one, man. I've been I've been waking up at least once a week going, I should really call off. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 7:24

Like I take that every day. No.

LED Implants And Wild What-Ifs

SPEAKER_00 7:27

Well, no, I'm like, I'm three months in, almost four months in, and still haven't missed a day, still haven't called off a day. Oh, I see. And I have a ton of time up that I'm gonna lose if I don't do it. You know what I mean? You could donate them to me. No, I wish I could. I wish you could. I yeah, I wish, yeah, I don't know. I gotta figure it out. And then so, yeah, I was just like, yeah, you know what? So I got you a blueprint. Oh, you did give me a blueprint? I got you a couple and the arch. Yeah, oh yeah. I played. I wanted to play last night, but I couldn't get them on time. I was making popcorn with Mike. Yeah, um, I got you some, I got you some things. I gave your brother all kinds of things. Oh shit. All kinds of magnets. Ah, snappy snappy. All kinds of magnets, the big pink ones that you need. Dang. Hey, I want to also say, I came across the article this week, and I I I'm like, I get your opinion on this. Over in Europe, women have been getting breast implants, but they've been getting them to where they have the neon lights in them, so they grow like you could do like hot pink, red. I I swear to God, like the the lights you would see like at a disco. Yeah. So you could do like one blue, one purple, one pink. In their titties? In their titties, in the breast implants. I'll show you a picture. You ready for it? I want no, I want to see uh I'll show you a picture. Bring that up. Come on. Like let's Google it. Let's Google this because I want to see this. European right there. You a pean. There is no way. There we go. There's the camera right there. Yeah. That one right there. There you go. Look at that. You could turn them on and be at the club. Could you imagine doing that? Could you imagine if your lights go out and you just touch a tit and it fucking clicks on? Hey. Oh, dude, look. Yeah, it's fuller. Look at that. No. I like the green actually with the red dress. I don't like the red. I don't like the red either. I don't like the red. Especially with the veins standing here. That one on the side. Yo, no. You could change it to different colors. No, why would you do that? Hey, look at look at it this way. When she has to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, she just kick them on and see what's going on. She's got a perfect camping person. Yeah. Oh, you got a pair? Yeah, so do I. I'm gonna take your titties outside. Come on. The thing is, you can't lose her. She goes in the woods, she's glowing. No, why would you do that? No, that's a no way. That's a European? Yeah. Oh, I see that. Small LED lamps under the breast. That's it. I'm putting it in my dick. I will have a lifesaver. I've always wanted a lifesaver. I will have my phone as soon as I turn it on and be like, it might even make it look bigger. Yeah, and I should move it. Can you imagine a sword fighting? Yeah. What color are you going? Blue or red? I'm a good guy. I'm going blue. Blue. I think it, I think blue cool. And then when you're on top of your feel my lifesaver. All right, dude, you can see it in her belly button when you stick it in the head. Or see it in her throat. Stick it down her throat, you can just see it glow. Oh, remember the glow worm? Yeah. Here you go. I got a new glow worm for you. So if you have a girl that has red breast, and then you don't do the red. Don't do the red. I don't, I don't know. And then you have your penis that's the blue. So it turns green. Yeah. Yellow and blue makes green. Oh no. Red. Yeah, sorry. Oh shit. Oh, dude. I want to do color mixture. So yellow and blue will make green. So when she's titty fucking me, it turns green. Yeah. We're making green, baby. Stop it. This world's getting crazy, and crazy. I like the idea of having a lifesaver. Yeah, it is kind of cool. But I don't think I'm getting anything if I can put my dick to make it that. For one thing, they probably can't make it small enough to fit me. You wish that was I mean, LEDs are small, but so's my dick. Tiny, tiny, tiny. Tiny, tiny, tiny. But you need a little speaker dunner. No, I used to do that on my phone. Oh man. But I seen that and I was like, I will put on the whole fucking Darth Vader fight.

SPEAKER_01 12:33

Pew. Psoo.

Grilled Pineapple And Burger Debrief

SPEAKER_00 12:39

What happens if you forget to turn it off? You're at work and you're walking. People just look at me like, what the fuck? What the hell's wrong with him? Oh, he's got one of them lifesaver dicks. One of them lifesaver dicks. I had to try that, dude. Oh, that's just funny. I seen that and I was like, so you're better off just getting one of them glow sticks and breaking it, and then taping it. And then my dick's bigger. Yeah. It might add some thickness to it. Then I got a bigger dick. Perfect. He's like, wow, you're big tonight. Just snap. There you go. Shaking. Ready to play, honey. Come here. No sounds. You can get your phone. Oh man. Anyways, what do you think of this stuff? Dude, I fucking love it. It's already gone. It is so good. It's so good. It's already gone. So we might as well rate it. I'm going to tell you right now. Go find this beer. See, it's got a nice logo on it, too. What camera hour? 10, 5, 6, 8, 8. You got a nice little uh parakeet or whatever the hell it is. Nice little bird on it. Yeah. Uh yeah, Wingman Tropical Storm. So good. Brew dog. And they're out of Columbus. I know they're out of Columbus. Yeah. Very good. This is so good. It has such a good flavor to it. If you're an IPA with a little bit of uh sweetness to it, no bitterness at all. Yeah, I mean, what is guava, mango, passion fruit, light citrus, very light citrus. Yeah, look at that. And now they bumped it up to 8.5%, checking in at 9.5 ABVs. So they're just they're saying that would do better. Yeah, I what do I would probably slam a six pack of these would go down easy. They would go down easy. You could do one after another, like you would forget what you're doing. Yeah. Yeah. What would you gonna give it? I I'm giving it a 10. I I think we are a 10 anyhow. I think we were a 10 the last time. Yeah, clap, clap this time. Cheers, cheers. Oh, sorry, sorry. I know you're gonna get off. Nope, not yet. It's close. Sorry. It is good. So good. So good. So freaking good. So good. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Anyways, anything else? I seen that article and I I thought I can't believe it. Yeah. What would you do if you came across a woman that had that? I mean, you just be looking at it. Well, when you say came across a woman. I mean came across. I would uh uh I would definitely come across that. But let me ask you when your cum comes across it, does it change color? Does it see now? Should they put in the violet blue? You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, you would see everybody. But you would see all the fucking commercial past times. So prostitutes should have that on them for a while. Oh man. You know what I mean? You'd be like, what happens if you see it all over face? It's like, kiss me. Like, oh no. No. Because remember, it shows past and present. Yeah. Yeah. And then you just look at her and her face is all no. Now you're like, hey, you haven't taken a bath. No. Go clean up, please. Can you brush a tooth? Because you know, yeah. Uh, here. Yeah. They only got one tooth. Two if you're lucky. They ain't got the money for them tits anyway. Neon. Wait, what is it? Not neon. Ultra, ultra. They'll just have them sticky lights that just they should put underneath their bra. They fucking hit the button and they light up. Yeah. Oh my. So. Yeah. I know. I anyways. Couldn't do it. Did you cook anything this week? Uh, what did I cook? I did cook something and I cannot remember for I thought about this today, too. I did cook something this past weekend that was pretty good. It was alright, but it wasn't worth sharing. Uh like it was like a pork loin that was seasoned by Aldi's or whatever. Put it on the smoker. I mean, it's good, but salty as shit. Yeah. I did uh I went to a restaurant and I thought this was uh strange a little bit, but they had uh um pineapple where you put on the grill, so you get the grilled pineapple. Yes, and then they put blue cheese um dressing on a hamburger, and the hamburger was real good. Um the combination was real good, but um the uh pineapple itself, a little piece fell out, and I ate that, and man, I'll tell you what, grilled pineapple is good as grilled pineapple. So I've never done that. Oh, I it is so good, but when you put it on that hamburger, you you lost the it was good, but you lost that that grilledness that um gives that pineapple that oh man, that wonderful flavor. Would it be better on a chicken? Yeah, I would think so. Chicken with blue cheese? Yeah, would you do a little buffalo sauce though? Maybe and with the pineapple? So now you're getting like a sweet sweet heat with the blue cheese. Like dressing. I wonder, yeah. Damn, you're making me hungry. Yeah, I wonder if that would be a little better. Now, would you fry that? Probably fry that chicken? Probably not. No, do a grilled. Do a grilled chicken as you're as you're grilling the pineapple. Yeah. But I could see a fried one too. No, I would also say not chicken breast, chicken thigh. Oh, so you get that juicier meat? You get that juicier meat and thinner. Oh, yeah. And you can get it a little crispier-ish. That's what I would want. That's probably sinking fried. Yeah, that's yeah. I I get what you're saying, fry. Yeah. Or marinade it. Yeah, marinate it real good.

unknown 19:01

Yeah.

Weather Swing Then Quick Break

PB And J Sour Beer Reveal

Craft Beer Prices And Rising Costs

Ricky’s Bad Choices Question Game

SPEAKER_00 19:01

Marinate and some bourbon. Bourbon. Oh, yeah. Do a little bourbon marinade with the pineapple. With the pineapple. You could do a pineapple glaze. Yeah. Oh, like a bourbon glaze. Yeah, yeah. With the bourbon glaze on it, and then fry that, or not fry it, but grill that up and give it that little stickiness. Yeah. I could see that. Yeah. Might have to try that. But the sandwich was actually very good. It's just I I ended up pulling all the uh pineapple off and eating it that way because that grilled pineapple with that grilledness. Right. Yeah. And then I basically ate a um blue cheese, you know, um, hamburger, which what it was wonderful. So so I'm sure Kat enjoyed you eating the pineapple. I did. Yeah. She did. I mean, this tastes like pineapple. It does taste like the tropical fruit in this wingman is is it's so good. It is you so unique. Very good. I mean, you know, you know, uh with the IPA, you would think grapefruit. You get like no. You get the passion fruit, mango, uh, guava. Dude, it's so good. I already said, yep. It's very good. So now, do you know the difference between a gay beer and a straight beer? I'm afraid to answer. Yeah, I know. Oh, you do know? Yeah. Oh, so you know that the gay beers only come in cans. Come in cans, I get that. I was afraid to say no, and then he'd be like, Well, you must be gay. No, no, no. I wasn't gonna mess with that. Yeah, yeah, great. Gay can yeah, I get that one. You get it then? I get it. Okay. Yeah. So we lost electric for a minute. So we were a little bit later. Out in the and having fun. And having fun. And we had a little fire going, but then the rain came in, and then but it was a beautiful day today. I I I mean, it was beautiful. But of course, like up here in northeastern Ohio, you go hot, cold, hot, cold, hot, cold. And one day it went from it's going from 73 to 28 today. Yes. So you went from summer, spring, or summer, fall, spring, spring, and then winter. And then now winter tomorrow morning, hopefully not. Not snow. We'll see. And we'll see what happens. But, anyways, we're gonna go and get the peanut butter one, peanut butter jelly one. Yes, and we'll take a quick break and we'll be right back. See you in a minute. Welcome back. I hope you got a nice ice cold one like we do. We're gonna jump right into the sandwich. Sandwich by quit saying sandwich. Like sandwich. Sandwich. Sandwich. It's supposed to be a sour, but it's six points. He's creaming over there. Oh, the smell. Smell it though. That smells like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I smell popcorn. You know what it tastes like? I'm eating one of them crush the bowl. Yeah. I'm glad I didn't get that one. I'm getting a vinegar taste to it. But here we just shoved it up, early. No. You gotta give it a minute. Alright. That's pretty good. That is fucking good. I would like a little bit colder, though. Yeah, yeah. I forgot about the truck. But it's not bad. Yeah. I'm telling you, they're killing it out there, guys. But they say it's a sour, but but I uh their sours aren't sour. Actually, I like this one over the last week's one. Do you? Yeah. I don't know. I went there and had the hot honey graham cracker mix on it. Yeah. Man, uh it was unbelievable. Dude, I was licking the glass. I literally, I literally, I was like, oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. So this is good though. They're killing it out there for sure. Now we're I I know we did this two weeks in a row, so uh yeah, same brewery. I'll try to find, but I wanted to give them different you know reviews. No, I I I really like this. I'm glad you got this one because it was really good. What was it like last week? Didn't you buy one that was right really pricey? Uh this one was$21.95.$21. But wasn't there another one? It's$30. No, it was$21. Oh, maybe a week. For a four-pack. Yeah. No, yeah. It's only no, I mean, not this this place, but maybe. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I bought, yeah. There was one I couldn't believe how much. Yeah, it's amazing. So for$21 for a four-pack at 16 ounces, this is pretty damn good. It it is like five bucks a beer. Five bucks a beer. You know, I mean, you're you're you're basically paying bar prices. But this is a craft beer. It's a craft beer, it's a craft beer. And I get it. Like somebody somebody was saying the other day, like, well, it's ridiculous that you're doing that they're paying or they're charging that much for it. But at the end of the day, look at a make a little ball truck for five bucks somewhere. All the prices have gone up of for everything, for them to make it, everything is went up. Like, so I get it. I I I agree because so good. Because there was uh a local brewery that's going out of business because of they said just the cost of everything, cost of everything, and then they said taxes, they're taxing them hard and stuff. They said it's just impossible for them to keep in business. Right, and then and then for them to pass it on to us. Yeah, and then people don't want to pay. People ain't gonna want to pay. Five bucks, six bucks, yeah, eight bucks for a beer. Well, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah, it's just I don't know. It's all stupid. But I tell you what, this is very, very good. That's so good. I tell you, it's like a crustable. Yeah, I got I got one left. Oh, yeah. Jason Keeper Creeper. I would keep this. I would absolutely keep this. Yeah, yeah, it is very good. Um we'll we'll do uh a little bit of uh what do you call it? We'll do Ricky's bad choices, then we'll come back and let this real quick. Oh yeah. Have you ever had sex camping? I'm gonna say yeah. It's intense. It's intense. Yeah, or mobile homes. Or mobile homes. Or what do you call it? Campers. No, no, it's intense. I have to, that is funny. I had to say yes because I'm afraid if I say no. You gotta play along with it. Come on. I had it is intense. Yeah, it is intense. You want me to shuffle these? Yeah, sure. Okay, let's go. All right, let's go. Five, four, three, two, one. Who do we appreciate? Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky. Okay, I'm shuffling, I'm shuffling, shuffling, shuffling. That's weird. It is weird, but that's probably but it's got a great flavor. Yeah. It's the peanut butter creep. I could see this at the Great Cameroon. It is so good. Yeah. People are saying they barely rate this. I mean, they rarely give a five out of five, but they gave it a five out of five. Tart but sweet, jelly, malty for the bread and finishes with a peanut butter. Peanut butter at the end is it's amazing. It's amazing. Yeah, it's very good. This is a they're killing it. They really are. They're doing a great job out there. They really are so. I mean, maybe next week when now we gotta wait till like I've been there and we gotta go there on nice weather. Yeah, because you get a little bit more room. Yeah, you get a little bit more room. The brewery's nice though, right? It's very nice. Very nice. It's just small. It's a small place. You definitely want to go, like, I couldn't imagine going there during the winter. Oh, yeah. Because like you got two spots. You got no, yeah, you got maybe 10 seating. Yeah, and that'll fill up quick. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you know, maybe 15, but but it's good. Yeah. Okay, you ready for the first question? Good job, 11-3. Yes. Keep it up, keep it up. Have you ever been arrested? Is the question of the day. Oh, uh like, do I uh count the times? Yeah, I've never been arrested. You've never been arrested. I've been arrested probably four times in my life. Really? Did you have to stay over the weekend type thing? I've stayed there multiple days. A couple days. So I've stayed there a couple days. So is your asshole real big? No, it's county jail. It's not prison, it's county jail.

SPEAKER_01 28:43

They don't do it in county? No, they don't do that in county. You don't get desperate and be like, eh, no.

SPEAKER_00 28:48

You're my beast. I'm only there for five days, dude. You you'll last. You'll be okay. You don't they don't start looking at you? No, I I just start jerking him off. No. No. I I've I've been there for a minute. I don't want to go back. So what has it been a minute since you went back? I mean, been there. Oh, yeah, dude. It's been 20 years since it's changed now. Yeah, they'll rape you. Maybe they'll rape you now. Yeah, well, maybe. I mean, I'm a lot better looking. You can't run as fast. You can't run as fast. Can't fight as much. I'm a little slower. Yeah. Okay. Have you ever been caught blocked by a friend? I have. I have. For sure. For sure. Like, I mean, I like completely. Like, yeah, me too. But then again, I've been have you. Cockblocked then someone. But no. Um. I did one friend. I mean, I probably have. I did one friend. I'm like, you don't want him. Yeah, I probably have. But then again, I'm glad that he cock blocked me because he ended up marrying her and she was a crazy ass bitch. You know what I mean? She must have been good looking then. No, she wouldn't have. I mean, you know, they say that the crazier they are, the better looking they are. Yeah. They're all fucking crazy. Don't matter. So, so the question is, you've have have you caught block then? Flip it. Um I mean, I probably have, but not intentionally. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I might have been like, yeah, you might want to watch out for him. Good luck. Good luck. And then you didn't hit it? No, I never know. No, so I guess not. No. Yeah. I I did. I was like, You're a piece of shit. I was. I was like, you are getting with him. Yeah. Why are you? Why are you getting with him? I was like, no, I'm I'm like, hmm, you don't want that. You want this. Right. Right. So I did get lucky. Anyways. And then she didn't take you either. Yeah, she did. No, I'm just. I married her. And that's how it all came out. Back in the day. Anyways, would you tattoo a teardrop on your face for a thousand? A hundred thousand. No. Nah. No. I would not put a tattoo on my face, dude. No. No. I agree. It ain't worth it. It's not worth it. It really isn't. I mean. Would you put a teardrop on your ass? No. I'll put it on the tip of my dick. That would hurt so bad. Oh, dude, right on the tip. I don't know. Would it though? I think it would. It'd be sensitive. Right underneath it. Right next. Underneath. Yeah. Like I'm saying off to the side. Like a little squirt to the side. Squirt to the side, but underneath. I wonder how much that would hurt. Left or right of the mushroom tip. I don't, it doesn't matter, does it? I don't know which side you like. I mean, I'm yeah. I'd like it on the right. Actually, it would see more on the left. Because you're right-handed. You can look down.

SPEAKER_01 32:13

Oh, wait, wait. It's coming out.

SPEAKER_00 32:17

You wouldn't want it below. No. No. No, not right there on the no. No. No. On the vein coming up. Yeah.

unknown 32:25

Mama.

SPEAKER_00 32:26

Not on the straw. No. So would you get one? Yeah, you would get one. I don't, yeah, maybe possible. Teardrop. 100,000, too. I mean, if you're gonna give me a hundred grand for a little teardrop? Yeah. I'd do that myself with a pen. For 100 grand. Fuck. Ow! Fucking here you go. That's a teardrop. You'll have a teardrop already. Okay. Have you ever talked your way out of a speeding ticket? Once. Yeah. Yeah. I have. Like I I used to carry a hose in my car. Why'd you carry a hose? Because back in the 90s, you'd have a water bed. Oh, okay. And fucking, I'd have a brand new hose laying on my back seat. For a water bed at home. Yeah. Yeah. So that way when I got pulled over, I'd be like, dude, my fucking water bed is leaking everywhere. I had to go get a fucking hose so I can run it out the window and get it and fucking drain it. Yeah. And yeah, I got it. They were? Yeah, they were. Yeah, once. At once. I wonder if we could get away with it now. No, they'd be like, a waterbed, dude. What the fuck? But they would look at you and say, okay, he probably does have one now. He probably has a water bed. But remember, I fuck I hated water bed. Who had a water bed? I had it. I had a water bed. I fucking hated it. Somebody gave it to me. Yeah. Yeah, because they got sick of it. I think I bought mine for a couple hundred bucks. But that was the thing back then. Remember you needed the heater in it? Yeah. Or you would or you fucking froze. Yeah. The heater fucking went out. Yeah. Yeah. I woke up just it sucked every fucking. It pulls all the heat out of you. Yeah. It pulls all the life out of you. Yeah. I'm like, whoa. You could freeze on that son, bitch. Okay. Next question. Would you ever purchase a male order wife or husband? But wife. Male order wife. A male order bride, yeah. Um, I I honestly say I probably would. You see some of the male order brides. I'm thinking about one right now. No. I don't know. Like, I for one, I don't have enough money to you don't need much money. You got a water bed. I don't know. No, I don't know if I would. You don't know if you would? I don't think I would. I would. I know I would. You really? Oh yeah. Like if you were what, down and out and just I don't even be down and out. I'm waiting for the next one. But then you see all them scams of fucking. Oh, I'd go. You'd go get her. I'd go get her. Like time up and fucking. You're coming. I'd be like, you're going in the overhead compartment. No, no, no. I'm not doing overhead. I'm like, get in this crate. Come on in the back. I drill holes. No, I I would. I'd be honest, I would, because I sit there and I'm like, ooh, that woman. I don't know. I don't think I could. You don't think you could? I mean, I guess I could. Just to get her. I'm just helping her out. You're helping her out. Just to get her over here. I'm just uh fostering. Fostering, yes. Yeah. Just fostering their water. Yeah. Just helping the people out. You know, there's a lot of wars out there now. But I gotta make some money off of this too. Well, if you guys end up buying her for me, I need someone to cook, clean, and other duties. Just think of it. You know how much it may cost these days? Hey, yeah, you can bring your girlfriend with you. I don't, yeah, I don't know if yeah, I definitely could. Yeah. Start thinking about it a little bit. Yeah. I think every guy could. Yeah. At the end of the day. The right, the right. You're like, oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, she's cute. Her house just got blown up and check. Yeah. She's Israel. No. What is it? Ukraine? Yes, yeah. In Ukraine, everyone's a blonde, blue-eyed, and perfect. Do you know what socks do? No, I'm afraid to ask. Do you know what socks? It's fucking. Oh, how'd it go? I ran out of beer. Oh, I see. I'm sick of fucking hearing about the Iran and Iran. And all that. Yeah, yeah. Iran, yeah. And I ran out of beer and fucking. I seen that where Iran ran out of beer and Israel. No, and then I don't give a shit about your something I see out there. It's a pose. Sorry. Sorry. It's all right. We'll get back on track. We'll get it. Would you shave your eyebrows off for a thousand bucks? For a thousand bucks? No. They'll grow back. No. Why? No. But if you get drunk, we're gonna shave them off tonight. I know. You got nothing. So I know a guy. Yeah. I'm very, very good friends with a guy.

unknown 38:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 38:16

Who used to shave off his eyebrows? Oh, he did. Yes. And I never understood it. Why? Because he looked like a cancer patient. Did he get pity? No. He just came the next day with no eyebrows. And I'm like, I don't understand. Like, what the fuck are you doing, dude? And he's a bald guy. With no eyebrows. Does he have a beard? He did. And still have no eyebrows. So, like, he have no hair on top. And then he would, I don't know. I don't know what happened if he was shaving his head and be like, accidentally slipped and took off an eyebrow. And he's like, fuck, I gotta take the rest of it. Bounce it out. Yeah. He probably was trying to get some of them flyers and accidentally cut too low. So he matched it. Yeah, but you can take a comb. You can put it. That's what I do. Like I take a comb and just run it by. You do do that? Yeah. Absolutely. We can't do it.

SPEAKER_01 39:22

No, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:23

Like, I don't want fucking caterpillars. You know, there's a guy at work that has fucking caterpillars. Caterpillars. Dude, fucking hanging down. I'm like, like, I want to lick my fingers and fucking run it across this. Running across them. You know what I mean? Yeah. I want to go.

SPEAKER_01 39:42

Let's calm them down.

Final Ratings And Keeper Status

SPEAKER_00 39:43

Let's calm them fucking things down. But no, I I got a buddy, like one of my best friends in my whole life. He has no eyebrows. He used to just completely take them off. I'm like, I didn't understand. Like, I don't know if I needed to put bandings on them. He just had two draw. Yeah. Draw them on. Yeah. And then I started about squirting them on. I'm like, okay, you're going to be able to do that. And then he takes some shavings and puts them on the ball. Oh man. That's funny. So, Rick, what would you rate this wonderful beer? Dude, I dude, again. Two tens. I'm a 10 on it. Two tens. Cheers. Two tens. Yes. This is so good. Yes. I'm telling you, I feel like I ate a um a sandwich. Yes. A sandwich. Samage. I ate one of them crustables uh the other day. And I'll tell you what, this is on spot with it. You know, I don't think I've ever had a crustable in my life. Oh, you didn't? I'll have to get you one. It is Princess Approved. Yeah, absolutely. And did I say Princess Approve on the last one? Yes. Yeah. Because this is definitely 10 Princess Approved. Jason Keeper Creeper all night. So this show has a theme. Bam, bam, bam. 10 Creeper, Jason. 10 and uh Princess. Yeah. And I'm gonna say it again. 11-3. You are freaking killing it. I mean, I could see giving this to uh um a girl be like, You like peanut butter and jelly? Yeah, yeah, but you know what? You could split this. Do you know what the difference between peanut butter and jelly? No, I'm afraid.

SPEAKER_01 41:35

Please, dear Lord.

Golf Season Hype And Wind Down

Don’t Drink And Drive Farewell

SPEAKER_00 41:37

No, I'm I'm sorry. It was what is it? Uh what's the difference between jelly and jam? No. I can't jam my dick down, or I can't jelly my dick down your throat. That one's okay for our show. But, anyways, uh, any less. What's your other reason to drink this week? Dude, golf's coming. Oh, yeah. I'm looking forward to coming. Yeah, I'm like, oh, I see the golf carts out. Golf's coming. Yes. I'm excited. Rick's my partner, if you didn't know already. He's uh my Tuesday night golf killer partner. Yeah, I uh killing the fucking score. Do you see that joke I sent you where I was uh the guy was beating up the other guy because he's like, I'm tired of carrying you. I sent it to him, anyways. I don't remember. Yeah, I probably didn't see I thought it was funny. It was a guy he was just punching the shit out of his partner, and the the saying was this you better contribute. But I I keep seeing now, all of a sudden, for some reason, and I haven't even been looking at him. You get videos on it. I'm getting all kinds of golf videos, yeah, but dude, now they're pointing their feet at the fucking flag, belly button at the flag for chip shots. Oh, now don't get that in my head. Now I'm gonna fucking hit way behind it, yeah. Scoop the ground. Yeah, I'm gonna I've been skipping over stuff because I think I'm good. Yeah. I you are now what is this? This is your fourth year. I'm coming up on my fourth year, and I'm in my fifth. Yes, yeah. So, and Rick did have a little bit of setback. If you follow the show a little bit, he did hurt his arm, so there was like almost uh definitely one season he didn't get to play. Yeah, and that what three, four games in? Yeah, we both started the same time, but I was able to finish the whole season he didn't, and then even when he recovered, he ended up hurting it again just for like a few weeks there. But he still he still managed through that season. But uh my another reason to drink this week would be that um uh work's been challenging. So I was looking forward to having a beverage tonight. And it was really nice though, because the power did go out, like Rick said. Right. And we just kind of chilled a moment and enjoyed a pizza and had a beer. We actually had a fire going out, but then the rain put that out. But we had a little um Rick's got a fire pit outside here and we had some sticks going. So when he came back, Rick loves to come home and see that smoke. Smoke. Yeah, as soon as I turned around the bend, I seen the smoke coming up. I was like, oh fuck yeah. Yeah, he he loves that. I'm an outdoors guy. Like I want to be outside. Yeah, it puts him in this happy place. I'm a mover. Like just keep moving and outside and by a fire. And yeah. Let's go. It was it was so nice. Let's go. Yes. Anyways, any last thoughts? Don't drink and drive. And God bless you. I will see you next week. Late. Good show.