I'm Sorry

The can hissed, the foam surged, and suddenly our studio floor was a caramel-colored slip ‘n slide. That’s how a rye whiskey barrel-aged Scottish ale made its entrance—and somehow still earned a near-perfect score. Before the chaos, we crack open Dragonheart, an apple mead with cherry and raspberry, and discover a curveball: more sparkling cider than sour bite, with apple upfront and cherry lingering on the finish. It’s bright, fun, and sneaky-strong, the kind you keep on hand for friends who swear they “don’t like beer” but love a juicy sip.

Between pours, we wrestle with winter. The snow finally sticks, the mud retreats, and dog owners nod in tired agreement. A simple home upgrade—pet-grade artificial turf—turns into a legit sanity saver, keeping paws clean and floors cleaner. We share the small victories that make a season bearable: a forecast promising 40s and 50s, a stew trick using hot-and-spicy V8 for bold depth, and a local Chinese spot that never misses. It’s a hangout vibe with practical takeaways, because cold months demand both comfort and cleverness.

Pop culture keeps us moving. Land Man sparks memories of the Dallas “who shot JR” frenzy, reminding us that big, messy characters make the week feel more alive. And the community shows up too: new reels and shorts across platforms, growing downloads, and a heartfelt nod to the folks who buy us a beer and keep this scrappy show rolling. Then the ale returns—rye sweetness, a whisper of chocolate, a warming finish that says one glass is enough and exactly right. We laugh about the sticky cleanup, because sometimes the best nights are a little unhinged.

Come for the mead and barrel notes, stay for the winter hacks, food talk, and unfiltered banter. Hit play, rate the pours with us, and tell a friend who needs a bright spot in the cold. If you’re enjoying the show, subscribe, drop a review, and share your own “another reason to drink” this week.

Transcript

Cold Opens And Sick Days

SPEAKER_01 0:30

Welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess with the Moses Princess, and this is my other hostess, Diorz in the house.

SPEAKER_02 0:38

How's we doing tonight, man?

SPEAKER_01 0:39

I'm doing good. Yeah. Did you have a good week? Yeah, it wasn't too bad. I was sick early on, but oh yeah. Yeah. Did you get a little did you get the shit? I did get the shits.

SPEAKER_02 0:48

Uh well, I mean, because there's like a bad flu type thing going around.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

I didn't get it. Nothing in the notes. It's more in the chest. Okay. And then someone cursed me and said, Hey, did you get the shits? I was like, nah. And then about three hours later. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

I was like, good Lord. Yeah, I've been hearing a lot of different like I there's been people work at work constantly constantly. Yeah. I've been extremely lucky. So this week I probably won't be on the show because I'll be hitting my deathbed fucking somewhere.

SPEAKER_01 1:18

We'll just put a cardboard cutout of them.

SPEAKER_02 1:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

Yeah. Yeah. What were those called?

SPEAKER_02 1:23

I don't know. Remember? Oh, fatheads. Fat heads, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:26

Yeah, the big cutout. Yeah, we got the fat heads of us. So if one of us is out, and then we'd just my fat head's a little lower. We'll get beer winched and mock the voice in.

SPEAKER_00 1:36

Hello, my name is Ricky.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

Yeah, my fat head's just a little lower.

SPEAKER_03 1:43

It's in his gut area though. You can see it on it. You can see it on it.

Dragonheart Mead First Impressions

SPEAKER_01 1:49

Anyway, he's trying to open this already. Hey, what are we going with? Shoot.

SPEAKER_02 1:53

All right, we're doing Dragonheart. Dragonheart. This is a mead, and it is an apple mead with cherry and raspberry.

SPEAKER_01 2:03

It might be a little bit uh what do you call that? Sour then.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

That's what I'm kind of hoping is a little bit of a sour taste to it. Not so sweet. It's a cool can though. It is. Yeah, it's all purple. Yeah, it's all purple, has a dragon holding the heart. Yeah, right there. Yeah, it's really cool. Can I figure to try, you know, we'd switch it up a little bit. Try something a little different. A little different. And same with that.

SPEAKER_01 2:27

I got that for this one's uh the wooden casket or cask uh brewing company. It's a great scott. They say great scott. Yeah, right. Yeah. Um, it's a rye whiskey barreled age scottish ale. Wow, this sucker is going to be potent though, isn't it?

SPEAKER_02 2:48

Um, yeah, I think so. This one's 10, 10.5, bro. Yeah, that's what I figured. I figured, you know, we all have to wait for the couple. What's that one? That one. Yeah. We'll be all hurting tomorrow. It's not like seven is uh six percent. Six. Oh, no.

SPEAKER_01 3:02

Okay, let's start with this because I look forward. We haven't done a mead in a minute.

SPEAKER_02 3:06

No, it's been a while. Yeah. I think the last ones we did uh didn't uh creep around one of the wife's bringing one back from the Carolinas. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I think I even it was maybe even like I had a jalapeno, maybe, possibly a little hot.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

Wasn't that Jerry, maybe? It could have been Jerry Jerry. That tastes like apple cider. Once the first set the first part of it didn't. No. The apple starts to come in. I don't know. I get the cherry though, too. Man, they these are why these are so potent. That goes down so easy.

SPEAKER_02 3:44

Oh, dude, yeah. This would be it's literally like a juice box. It is. You know what I mean? Like a fruit punch box or something like that.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

It tastes like the apple juice that's went bad in your refrigerator, but you know you shouldn't drink it, but but you do, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

And you're like, yeah, it's fermented.

SPEAKER_01 3:59

Yeah, it's fermented.

SPEAKER_02 4:00

I would consider this a sparkling cider more than a mead. It is a light and Eversent? Eversent, bubbly and fruity. Not terribly bad. Just don't think it's for me.

SPEAKER_01 4:13

That was that was what someone wrote.

SPEAKER_02 4:15

That's what somebody wrote on untapped.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:18

And which you can always look at our untapped too. Oh, yeah, we do have an untapped. Yeah, we have an untapped, so you can always look at our untapped and see how we rate these beers and then go from there.

Juice Box Or Mead Debate

SPEAKER_01 4:28

It's gonna be under any other reason to drink or my name, I think.

SPEAKER_02 4:32

Everything's under another reason to drink.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, today was the first announcement of kicking off where we actually created some reels, some um what, reels and tick tock and shorts, shorts, yeah. We did shorts on all platforms, yeah. Well, they call everything different, but we did Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, OF, YouTube, Foot Finder. Yeah, OF page. That one's a little harder to find. Yeah. Just look under Rick's nasty toes. Just hit.

SPEAKER_02 5:04

Well, our OF pages just drink it all.

SPEAKER_05 5:07

Yeah, just suck it all.

SPEAKER_02 5:09

Just lick it all. Just lick it all.

SPEAKER_05 5:12

I dare you.

SPEAKER_02 5:13

I dare you.

SPEAKER_03 5:14

I dare you to lick it all. How many licks can you get it? So wait until you get to the chewy center.

SPEAKER_02 5:23

It makes me you know you get a girl that has everything, what a shot of penicillin.

SPEAKER_01 5:33

Well, so so your week. Anything?

SPEAKER_02 5:36

I got much, man. Just completely done with this fucking weather. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 5:42

Just really completely you know, this is the first time where it snowed and it stayed.

SPEAKER_02 5:46

And it stayed, it's sticking.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Normally it would snow and melt, and snow and melt. But I actually like it sticking around for purposes of people who have dogs will understand. Because when it would go mud, yeah, mud, yeah, absolutely. Anyways, now we got a little bit longer that we don't have to deal with it. But um, hey, you know, my week, you know, we play video games. You guys probably heard us say that we play video games, and lately we've been playing art raiders, right? Yeah, so we're on there, we're playing art rares, and I'm hanging out. I get off art rares and stuff, and I decide I'm gonna go to bed, right? And I go upstairs, you know, it's dark. All of a sudden, I see that little yellow glow light from like a roly thing, and I automatically want to take my gun out and shoot it. I was waiting for that thing to roll because but it was a little light on the uh uh it was something that oops, it was something that was on the wall that's plugged in, and it had a little, it had that little light, and I was like, ooh, roll, you know, right? Yeah, I was like, damn. What that's the first thing that popped in my head.

Socials, Reels, And Running Jokes

SPEAKER_02 6:46

Did I say it last week on the show? Or I was telling maybe your brother. Huh. So the last couple days, there's been like a real fine snow coming down. Oh, yeah. So the headlights and just the lights, period, are just shining up in the sky. Like you can, you know what I mean? And I keep thinking it's one of them fucking oh the uh scouts or whatever, yeah. Yeah, it's surveyors, surveyors, yeah. Yeah, just shooting its beam up in the sky. I'm all like, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We did get entirely way too much in that. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

And it it it tripped me out when I seen that. And you know what? We've been I've also been you guys been talking about uh watching Landman, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then great show. Great show. And then I was what we were watching the other day, and I was like, man, this show kind of reminds me of uh who killed who killed JR. Remember? No. You don't remember the Dallas? Oh yeah, remember because that guy was real that died.

SPEAKER_02 7:46

Yeah, I I was too young to get into Dallas.

SPEAKER_01 7:49

But I remember, and I was like, damn, I wonder how many people if I just said uh, I wonder who killed, you know, and you're you know, I almost have that theme song in my head. What the fuck was it?

SPEAKER_02 7:59

No, it was it was a very big popular show like it was it was a nighttime soap opera, basically. Yeah, kind of like Land Man and Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess Dallas. I guess back then I just thought of it as like a nighttime soap opera, you know what I mean? Yeah, because it was corny as shit, I thought back then, whatever. Yeah, but and I don't think my parents ever got into that.

SPEAKER_01 8:22

No, I don't I don't think my parents, it was just big news because remember they promoted who shot.

SPEAKER_02 8:28

Yeah, yeah. I don't really remember that, but that's why I was kind of but I mean I remember the show Dallas, I definitely remember it.

SPEAKER_01 8:36

That's crazy, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

It's been a minute, but um but it is a very good show. It is, yeah. Lamb is very good, and there's a lot of ugly chicks on it, so it's really good to watch with your girlfriend wife, whatever.

Winter Blues And Snow Talk

SPEAKER_01 8:48

So I said the other day, I said, You gotta pick one of the guys you're gonna sleep with from the landman. I'm having trouble, but here's my order. I like the lawyer, the Hispanic girl. Oh, the girls. You said guys. No, that's what I was telling um Kat. I was like, you gotta We gotta pick one of the guys, like Yeah, but they're all ugly and old. The only one that isn't is the boyfriend, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:13

Yeah, real skinny kid.

SPEAKER_01 9:14

Uh you know that's her first Cooper, yeah. You know, but beyond that, shit's going downhill too. And we got we got choices.

SPEAKER_02 9:21

If it was her, she should be like Billy Bob. Because I mean, he's the richest.

SPEAKER_03 9:27

We got choices. Oh, we got choices.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

We got all kinds of choices.

SPEAKER_03 9:31

Every time they show another one, you're like, damn.

SPEAKER_02 9:34

See, that's moved up. Yeah, and now all of a sudden you got the what the the stripper girl, oh yeah, yeah, physical therapist, and the neighbor, yeah. I forgot about the neighborhood.

SPEAKER_01 9:47

But she's she's my favorite is that lawyer. I don't know why. No, yeah, she's cute. Yeah, she's cute, dude. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:53

And they had that nice scene where she was carrying the well that and I mean she's just her confidence, I guess. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's probably pretty confident. Well, yeah, but I mean, I personally would probably the daughter, because she's dumb. I might be able to fool that one. Might be able to trick that one into a bed just a few times. Might be able to trick that one, but I don't know. That's funny. That's funny. Like, no, there's a tootsie roll underneath the cover. Just look for it, just look for it.

SPEAKER_03 10:26

Look at you get to the stickiness, anyways.

Video Games And Late-Night Paranoia

SPEAKER_01 10:31

Uh that's a lot. Yeah. So far, this is going down. He's in trouble.

SPEAKER_03 10:39

Next week, it's not because he's sick, it's because he got in trouble.

SPEAKER_02 10:45

So, all right. Uh, yeah, that's how you liking that. I'm liking it good. Yeah. I think it's good. I don't know if I could drink a lot of it because they're sweet. Yeah. Oh, and most meads are. I mean, you know what I mean? But it it's it's pretty good though. But it is good. I mean, very refreshing. Yeah. You know, I mean, I could I could float down a river drinking this. Oh, yeah. You know, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:08

For sure. Yeah, a few of them.

SPEAKER_02 11:09

Yeah, I mean, but what are they gonna do when they get warm? Uh I probably won't use that. You know what I mean? They get a little bit warm to it, then it might yeah, it might get a little would you Jason keeper creeper this? I would probably keep I would probably keep one in my fridge, you know, a couple in my fridge, whatever, just something different. Did it come in a four or six? Uh it was a four. Four? Yeah. Yeah. And which I did try one earlier. On the way home. No, and no, don't drink and drive. No, I just assume everybody. I I seen it uh earlier this week. I picked it up. Yeah, because you already said you had it. Yeah, so I was like, I'll try it. At least because I was hoping it was gonna be more of a sour. Yeah. I seen the cherry raspberry. I was like, I was thinking that same thing. I'm hoping it's gonna be more of a sour, but it's yeah, you think, yeah, yeah. And which I don't know if a mead could be a sour, to be honest with you. Because they're always so sweet. I mean, it's made out of honey. That's why a lot of people like them.

SPEAKER_01 12:14

Right. Jason Keeper Creeper likes meads. Oh, does he? Yeah, he's a big fan. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 12:20

Which I'm kind of surprised like that he's even able to drink them.

SPEAKER_01 12:24

He loses a leg every time.

SPEAKER_02 12:26

That's what, yeah. I mean, definitely ain't golfing after that. No, yeah. His sugar gets all messed up. He fucking comes every time he pees.

SPEAKER_01 12:36

Yeah, that's what he keeps losing an inch off of his third leg.

Land Man, Dallas, And TV Nostalgia

SPEAKER_02 12:40

Yeah, every time he has one, he just loses a tip. Yeah. And she's like, Stop already.

SPEAKER_01 12:47

Small enough.

SPEAKER_02 12:48

Just grows a new tip, just a little shorter.

SPEAKER_01 12:51

He's like, What's the what's the animal you could cut the tail off and it grows back? Uh or they fall off because I get scared.

SPEAKER_02 12:56

Gecko, or is it a lizard? Iguana.

SPEAKER_01 13:01

Some of them. One of them. One of them.

SPEAKER_02 13:02

Yeah, one of the four-legged. But you know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_01 13:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:05

It's like that. It falls off and it grows. But it doesn't grow back the same way. It loses a couple inches every day.

SPEAKER_00 13:13

She's like, You can't afford it. You can't afford it. Just slap it out of his hand.

SPEAKER_03 13:19

You can't afford to drink that.

SPEAKER_01 13:22

So me either. Anyways, let's have another one. No. Anyways, anything else?

SPEAKER_02 13:28

I ain't got a whole lot. I mean, I really don't. I mean, it's gonna be a quiet. It's gonna be a quiet week, uh, whatever. I mean, yeah, just same here. Same old shit. Just here to rate a couple beers tonight and relax. Relax and move on with our lives. Right. Move on to the now. I did look, and that maybe this will give some hope for Ohioans or just people in winter weather. I did look after next week, so not next week, the following week, this week of the 16th. Yeah. Mid month. The extended forecast, dude. We're looking at 45s, 55. Yeah, getting back up there. Getting back up there, yeah. So I mean, I'm pretty excited about that. Yeah, I heard the same thing. Yeah, I uh I was like, holy shit. I like we've been in the 20s for how fucking long now?

SPEAKER_01 14:16

Yeah. Well, like I was telling Rick earlier, the snow. Well, I probably said on the show, but the snow's been sticking around a lot longer than it normally. I did because of the mud. Yeah. Yeah. But uh, I mean, like I said, but as long as it gets warm and dries out, I have no problem. Yeah, I think when you dry out, though. Yeah, you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_02 14:33

You get all that mud, you're gonna have to get that fleshlight out.

SPEAKER_01 14:36

You'll have to wipe off the balls, yeah, get it all nasty. Yeah. I put I put uh what do you call artificial turf over there in the mud. That's right.

SPEAKER_02 14:44

Yeah, I remember you. Has that worked though? I mean, uh it does work. Yeah, it works a lot better than what it was, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_01 14:50

So, what people know is I used to have a mud spot. Of course, the dogs would walk through that mud spot just before coming in the door. Then we're constantly wiping up mud, muddy paws and stuff. Well, I put um artificial turf that's made for pets. They can pee on it, whatever, and it just drains through, but the mud doesn't come through. It's pretty thick. And um, I put a few pieces out there, and it's working great. That's cool. It's a mental lifesaver.

SPEAKER_02 15:16

Now, how does it look though, compared to your grass? That's a very good question.

SPEAKER_01 15:24

You know, does it like I mean, does it look hillbilly-ish kind of or no? Because what you could do is you could get different colors. So I picked one which is brown because you kill your grass all the time.

SPEAKER_02 15:34

Actually, it is.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

It's kind of like your head, it has a little bit of brown in it. There's the ones that look artificial green, real bright green. Okay, but um, but I did that whole area over there, so it just looks like it's our grass. Yeah, yeah. But it blends in pretty good. Now, in the spring, the grass is very green, so that's when you could kind of see a little bit of difference, but in the summer, nah. Yeah, but whatever. Yeah, but hey, it works, yeah. It works better than fucking cleaning up my.

SPEAKER_02 16:02

Well would you rate this, my friend? Um, I dude, I couldn't remember the last time we did a mead. So for a mead, I think it's very good. Um definitely sweet. I could probably only get one, maybe two down. Yeah. Even floating down a w river. You know what I mean? I would have to fucking change out. Sweating. Yeah, yeah. Uh I'll give it an eight.

SPEAKER_01 16:26

That's what I was thinking. Eight on the top. Yeah, I'll I'll I'll give it an eight. I mean, I was kind of flirting with the nine, but I was like, nah, it's not good flavor.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

I mean, yeah, it is good. It's just not my type of drink. Which you would go to all the time. Yeah, yeah. It's not something that I'm gonna search out and I would say princess. Yeah, yeah. Women will love it. Yeah, women will love it.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

It's easy to get down. Yeah, it's not salty. No, so they'll drink it. Tastes like pineapple. Yeah, but it's not bad.

Mead Ratings And Untappd

SPEAKER_02 17:01

It's not bad. And it kind of reminds me of there's something else it kind of reminds me of, and it's just I on the back side of it, like I taste. Right on the end. End of it. Yeah, I I taste something there, and I'm not sure what it is. I think it's that cherry. And it very well could be. What did you say was in here? Cherry and what cherry and raspberry. Um an apple. So you really get the cherry. Yeah, you get the apple strong up front, but I do get that cherry on the back, too.

SPEAKER_01 17:31

Yeah, I like raspberries too. They're good. Overall, this does pretty good on uh untapped on 3.99.

SPEAKER_02 17:37

3.99, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:38

Yeah, but that's kind of in our range where we were giving it an eight. Yeah, because we go one through ten, so one through five. Yeah, so it's a four more or less. Right. So it's pretty much up there. That's good. It might be a 8.2 or 8. Now, where was this out of?

SPEAKER_02 17:53

Does it actually say where it was out of? And I never did look on the can with the can being black and very says made in Ohio, though. Oh, does it? Oh, it's yeah, right there, made in Ohio.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

Yeah, ooh, say that.

SPEAKER_02 18:06

Uh Magador. Magador. Mogador. Ohio. Mogador, Ohio.

SPEAKER_01 18:12

I like how it says it's a good one.

SPEAKER_02 18:13

I think it's down, I think it's down by uh Akron area.

SPEAKER_01 18:17

Yeah. I like how it says a metery.

SPEAKER_02 18:20

Yeah, that's funny. We got one over in Lionsville. Oh, and they call that a metery? It's a meter, yeah. Yeah, it's anything that sells me, that's strictly all they sell. It's me. It's me. I see that.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

Instead of a brewery, yeah, it's a metery. Yeah. This does bloat you up a little bit. Sorry, people, if you're on camera.

SPEAKER_02 18:36

Yeah, it was only because of that. It was. It wasn't the 10 pounds of food right. It wasn't he wasn't fat before he got on the show. No, the camera puts weight on. Yeah. I'm super tin. It probably wasn't the fucking low main we had either. Yeah, which all is very close.

unknown 18:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:55

That swell up with meat.

SPEAKER_02 18:56

Swell up with beer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

I'm really fool now for some reason. But, anyways, hey, like I was saying earlier, we're on all different kinds of platforms. So if you want to go out and uh watch a show, uh, go to our YouTube page or something, um, check us out on Buzz Buzz Sprout, and uh there you can, you know, donate or buy a beer if you want. Um, oh look at that though, dude. I mean, 210 downloads in the last seven days.

SPEAKER_02 19:22

That's pretty good. That's not bad.

SPEAKER_01 19:24

I mean, we're dead at all. And we still got our creeper guy following us and donating eight bucks. So we're up to almost uh uh a six-pack.

Dog Mud Hacks And Artificial Turf

SPEAKER_02 19:35

Uh we can almost retire on the eight bucks. We could we can almost retire to the local bar and buy a beer. Yeah, like I said.

SPEAKER_01 19:54

And that's our supporters. But, anyways, thank you, everybody. Thank you for listening, thank you for watching. We appreciate it. We thank you for returning all the time and um hearing us act like fools, you know.

SPEAKER_02 20:05

Yeah, we yeah, we appreciate you, and and hopefully we are actually giving you somewhat of a decent information or entertainment or entertainment, one of the two, who cares? Really, everybody wants to see Ricky. We honestly don't care. Ricky don't care, we just like hanging out together and drinking and drinking. So I like we really don't give a shit, but I mean, you know, hey, if you want to help us out, it's fun. Uh but 882 downloads in the last 32 days. Pretty good. That's pretty good, dude. That is pretty good. That's I mean, for us, I mean it's you know, we're moving 90 days. Look at almost 3,000 downloads in the last 90 days.

SPEAKER_01 20:41

Three months. Well, yeah, but that's like summer, man. Yeah, yeah, that's like summer. But, anyways, thank you everybody, and uh yeah, check us out.

SPEAKER_02 20:51

We appreciate every any and every little support that we get, we do appreciate and any feedback or whatever, you know?

SPEAKER_01 20:58

Yeah, but anyways, uh drop us a comment.

SPEAKER_02 21:00

Yep. Say we suck, say we don't suck.

SPEAKER_01 21:03

Say can you cut Rick out of the picture?

SPEAKER_02 21:06

Yeah, can you go ahead and just get off of YouTube or put him in a paper bag?

SPEAKER_01 21:11

Or do him as a fat head? Do him as a fat head. How many wait, we should say how many people want to see Rick with the shirt off? And that well, let's go with you, Billy. They don't want to see me when I shirt. Right, Chris, what is it? Bert. Bert.

SPEAKER_02 21:29

Yeah. Uh the big old Bert.

SPEAKER_01 21:31

Yeah, that'd be you. That'd be your no, he's already took that. You could just pe stand up and show people the backside instead of front side.

SPEAKER_02 21:39

Break out my wiener. He's done that too. No, he doesn't he doesn't have that one yet.

SPEAKER_03 21:46

So it's okay, we'll let you keep your shirt on.

SPEAKER_02 21:49

I'll be burnt, Chrysler.

SPEAKER_03 21:51

We'll let you keep your shirt on. You had to take your pants off of me.

SPEAKER_02 21:55

Just stand here on my boxers. Stay here on my boxers? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:58

No with the halls.

SPEAKER_02 22:00

Yeah, I don't have any without holes. I got my Sunday's best. People will donate. Yeah, we'll get bought. Here's$30 to go buy a pack of underwear.

SPEAKER_03 22:14

Please, please, please buy them a pack of underwear.

SPEAKER_02 22:18

I'll make sure I drop something every week so I bend over so you can see my skid mark.

Warmer Forecasts And Small Hopes

SPEAKER_03 22:26

And then you can say that was there last week. It's there all the time.

SPEAKER_02 22:31

It's worn in. It's stained. That's where some of the holes are. Yeah, honestly. But that's just so I can itch my bottle better. And it'll actually wink at you. Sometimes.

SPEAKER_01 22:45

Anyways, uh, we're gonna take a quick break and get this next wonderful beer, which is just gonna go downhill from here.

SPEAKER_02 22:52

Yeah, it's probably gonna go a lot worse next time.

SPEAKER_01 22:54

So make sure you come back for part two.

SPEAKER_02 23:32

And we do. I'm kind of excited about this one.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

Oh, I messed up, messed up. You hit it twice, didn't you?

unknown 23:40

Twice.

SPEAKER_01 23:40

So we bear once is fucking up over here.

SPEAKER_02 23:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:43

What's going on? Anyways, welcome back. We hope you got a nice, nice cold one, just in case you missed that the first time we went around. That's why we need to sign.

SPEAKER_02 23:50

I know it. That's why we need a sign. That's why we need headphones. That's why we need job applications.

SPEAKER_01 23:59

It doesn't pay much. Actually, you get to try all the beer. Yeah. You get to you get to try all the beer, but once a week you gotta buy something.

SPEAKER_02 24:09

Uh, you gotta buy food. Yeah. Or something. No, we rotate it. Yeah, we rotate or yeah, buy a beer.

SPEAKER_01 24:14

So people don't know that this is kind of interesting. How it works is uh one will buy the beer, the podcast beer, one will buy the uh drinking beer. Drinking beer or make or McWaters. Yeah, McWater. And one person will buy food or make food or whatever, you know, but food. So we we rotate it. And sometimes we'll collaborate and I'll be like, hey, I got a podcast beer, and Rick will be like, I'll get one more. Sometimes you get stuck with a little bit more one week, but then it balances out.

Downloads, Supporters, And Gratitude

SPEAKER_02 24:44

But like that, and I mean we actually like it when one of us are off from work and actually get a home cooked meal and whatever. That doesn't happen that much. Yeah, no, not too often, but it does actually. Every once in a while. Yeah, yeah. And I forgot to bring this up on the last show. What's that? When I had that stew for you guys. Yeah, that's right. Like I wanted because so instead of your regular beef broth or whatever that you put in it, I did the hot and spicy V8.

SPEAKER_01 25:20

Which was really good.

SPEAKER_02 25:21

And it it gave me a big thing.

SPEAKER_01 25:22

Well, the meat was real tender. Yeah, it was. I I heard him cooking it the one day.

SPEAKER_02 25:30

We're playing games.

SPEAKER_01 25:30

Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah, I started. I'll be right back and then all yours.

SPEAKER_02 25:34

Yep. Cutting up and fucking whatever. So so if you want to try your next stew, I would say instead of any kind of beef broth or anything like that, dump a thing of the hot, hot and spicy V8 juice in it.

SPEAKER_01 25:49

Like the whole big thing. I yeah, I did the whole jug. I wonder what um Bloody Mary mix would taste like. See, I'm not a Bloody Mary guy. Yeah. You know what I mean? But I'm wondering.

SPEAKER_02 26:00

It just tastes like ketchup, but it's got spices in it. And same with V8, though. I like I'm not a big fan. I'm not I'm not a huge V8 fan, but I can do it in cooking. Yeah. Because I'll do that in my chilies.

SPEAKER_01 26:12

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:13

Like when I make chili, I use that's a secret thing. Like, yeah, you use the hot and secret. He's got award-winning chili. I well, no, our buddy does that I just took his recipe. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:24

One time he was going to work and he had a slam on the brakes.

SPEAKER_02 26:26

Oh, and fucking. I just bought just bought my truck. Yeah. And fucking first time ever I had to like literally slam on my brakes for a fucking deer. Chili went everywhere. Chili went everywhere. Yeah, it was good times. Yeah. Glad you remembered that. Let's open this. Let's open great Scotty. Great. I was holding it the wrong way the whole time. That's okay. Trying to promote it. Here we go. Oh, why would you do that?

SPEAKER_01 26:56

Oh you guys got that live. That's hard to say.

SPEAKER_02 27:02

Why is that doing that though?

SPEAKER_00 27:04

Oh no, that was hard.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:06

Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 27:07

I don't know why. Did beer winch do that? No. Learned. Oh man. I'm sorry about this inconvenience we got going on here.

SPEAKER_02 27:16

You gotta give us a couple minutes.

SPEAKER_01 27:18

We'll just wait.

SPEAKER_02 27:20

I know we're still alive, but technical difficulties.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

It went everywhere.

SPEAKER_02 27:24

It went everywhere. Let me go grab some paper towels and beer winch is came. Yeah, I know, but some too.

SPEAKER_01 27:30

Yeah. You got it on your seat. I didn't. Whoa, they came out of nowhere.

SPEAKER_02 27:37

Sorry guys. This is how we start off our uh second half of our show right here.

SPEAKER_00 27:44

Oh, I feel like uh he feels mad. Oh man, we're gonna get a band. Public nudity. I'm gonna get a banner. That's hilarious. Damn it.

Great Scott Ale Opens With Chaos

SPEAKER_02 28:07

Ah, yeah. People were yelling at me and then actually war. And now I actually uh it's funny though, because I now I feel like we've been yeah, let's throw these rags out. I've been uh watching uh just a dash on Netflix. What's that? I don't know what that is. It's uh cooking show with uh Maddie Matherson. He's a you know who Maddie Matherson or the chef Maddie Matterson, he's heavy set guy, tatted up to the T. Oh he's a chef. Oh you've seen if you would know him to see him, yeah. And uh, dude, his show is fucking hilarious. It is fucking called Just the Dash, just the dash, yeah. They're only 15-minute clips, so it it's kind of nice to get home while I'm eating, whatever, and watch it. I'll watch that. It's it's funny as shit, dude. It really is. I I love him, he's hilarious, and but he started on YouTube. Oh, he started right here on this platform cooking, cooking, and just being funny though. Yeah, uh basically what we just did right here.

SPEAKER_01 29:18

Like, I mean we missed yeah, you gotta you gotta check us out on YouTube because you're gonna see funny Rick bending over.

SPEAKER_02 29:25

My you're gonna see my elongated ass crack.

SPEAKER_01 29:28

Yeah, the thing about this though, man, when it was bubbling over, it was hard to I don't know why though, because it's not frozen. No, and you had it at all, and and they've been in the fridge.

SPEAKER_02 29:38

I I feel so sticky now. They've been in the fridge since Saturday. Yeah, so I don't understand why they would have done like that. It's it was hard. No, I mean, did you have them on your tits? Like when you're walking in here, they were bouncing or something. Yeah, it was on my gut.

SPEAKER_01 29:54

It's bouncing.

SPEAKER_02 29:58

Something right on his ass. I dude, I got it. Like it, it's it's we're gonna have to clean everything. Yeah, well, yeah. We're I'm gonna have to come in and do a deep clean. Deep clean. Yeah. Yeah. I have to scrub the floors out.

SPEAKER_01 30:10

Fuck. Hey, you know what time it is?

SPEAKER_02 30:12

This is when we require Amish girls to come in and clean my house.

SPEAKER_01 30:20

We create a little hole in the back.

unknown 30:22

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 30:25

Whenever folks do just power. I'm not going back there anymore. It's Ricky's bad choices. Oh, here we go. We got some good.

SPEAKER_02 30:34

Oh, this is when the show goes down, is when it goes all Oh, wait, wait, wait, no, no, wait. I got one joke.

SPEAKER_01 30:40

Oh, yeah, that's right. I got one joke. Get ready to edit.

SPEAKER_02 30:44

Edit. One, two, three. No. All right. What do you call ten Ethiopian guys on a standing on a piece of wood? I don't know. A comb.

SPEAKER_03 30:58

Because they're so thin.

SPEAKER_02 31:00

Because they're so thin. Yeah. I get it. That's funny. Dude, that's fucking funny. Come on. I thought it was a big comb.

SPEAKER_01 31:07

Well, yeah, but I mean That's a beer. That's a lot of Afro. Oh, okay. I'm not going to start off with that. Have you ever lied to get rid of a one-night stand the next morning? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:21

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 31:22

It wasn't even that morning. It was that night.

SPEAKER_02 31:25

It was that night.

SPEAKER_01 31:26

I I would have to agree with you. It was probably that. You know, I mean it's like my my girlfriend's going to be here in the morning.

SPEAKER_03 31:32

You got to go. No.

Cleaning Up And Cooking Chat

SPEAKER_02 31:36

Moms are like, you know, baby mama's dropping off the kid at five in the morning because she's got to go to work. You can't be here. Yeah. You can't be here. I'll leave at four. Yeah. Whatever. Like, I mean. So that's a yes. Your your husband wakes up at six. You gotta go. Whatever it is. Figure out something. You gotta go. Your best friend is gonna be here in the morning. I can't chew through my own arm. You have to go.

SPEAKER_00 32:12

This buzz is gonna wear off by morning.

SPEAKER_02 32:16

You're gonna look like a pterodactyl when I wake up. You gotta be gone. You gotta be gone. You gotta be gone by daylight. Again. Yeah, yeah. Doesn't the sun catch you on fire?

SPEAKER_01 32:33

Okay. Have you ever been tied up during sex? Uh no, I don't think I have. I haven't either. No, I no, I don't think I have. The the closest I came to being tied up is when I dropped my drawers and I got tangled around my feet.

SPEAKER_02 32:48

I mean. Until I kicked him off. Just tangled in her fatness.

SPEAKER_05 32:54

In the rolls.

SPEAKER_02 32:56

I was tangled in her love.

SPEAKER_05 32:58

I was tangled in her love. Rolls.

SPEAKER_01 33:04

Here you go. Have you ever apologized after sex? Oh, I do every time.

SPEAKER_00 33:10

That's a common thing. I do it every time. I still do it.

SPEAKER_02 33:16

Oh, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 33:18

Wasn't that good for you?

SPEAKER_02 33:20

The commercial's over. We can get back to watching the show. We can get back to watching the yeah, it was only a 30-second commercial, but I know I convinced you to come back in the bedroom for it. But yeah, we had to walk back there, so but hey, the show's back on. Good news. That's the thing. Look at the brighter side. I do. You didn't miss anything. Yeah, I'm always happy about it.

SPEAKER_00 33:49

This show is still going on.

SPEAKER_01 33:53

Would you crawl through a mile of sewage in a tunnel to have sex with your celebrity crush? You shower before you see them, though.

SPEAKER_02 34:04

So I mean that's you know what that's from, right? No. That's from uh uh Shawshank Redemption.

SPEAKER_01 34:12

Oh, where they crawled through.

Rapid-Fire Spicy Questions

SPEAKER_02 34:14

You you crawl through a mile of shit to go to be for freedom, kinda. So like my celebrity crush, no, I don't, I mean, I could really care less. I mean, I have sex with them all the time. They don't realize it. Here we go, baby. Yeah, here like I'm right here on my phone.

SPEAKER_01 34:37

Yeah, bend over. Oh, wait, let me pause.

SPEAKER_02 34:42

I can get a closer view.

SPEAKER_01 34:44

Zoom in.

SPEAKER_02 34:44

Zoom in. So why would I crawl through shit? And I don't have to deal with their shit. You don't have to come up with an excuse. You don't have to come with an excuse why you gotta get out of my house. Or apology. Exactly. I still apologize to myself. It's done. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, little tissue. I know you got wetter quicker than you thought.

SPEAKER_03 35:16

And it was so fucking stupid. It's so stupid.

SPEAKER_01 35:22

I can't even do this one.

SPEAKER_03 35:25

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01 35:26

Would you rather send a send your new picture to a stranger than an ex? A new picture of yourself. Would you rather send it to a stranger or to your ex?

SPEAKER_02 35:39

I mean, a stranger that doesn't know my number. Like just a random guy, like girl, hopefully. No, you get it right. What about if it was creepy Mike? A random number. You're just gonna go do dick pic, send. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 36:00

They would have your number though.

SPEAKER_02 36:02

They would have my number then. Yeah. They'd be like, hey. You're like, hey, hey, this is Mike.

SPEAKER_03 36:08

Thank you for hitting me up. Finally.

SPEAKER_02 36:12

I would hate to run into Mike. I'd be scared.

SPEAKER_00 36:16

But the thing is, they can figure out where you live.

SPEAKER_02 36:19

Well, yeah, I mean, I know I so I'm sending it. I mean, you're sending it to an ex.

SPEAKER_00 36:24

Hello?

SPEAKER_02 36:25

I know. Yeah, you're sending it to an ex. But you can send it to an ex and say sorry. Sorry, meant to send it to my new girl.

SPEAKER_03 36:34

Sorry, I meant to send it to your sister.

SPEAKER_02 36:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:42

By the way, how is she?

SPEAKER_02 36:44

I don't know how that would work. You know what I mean? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:49

I think I would rather send it to an ex.

SPEAKER_02 36:51

I mean, have you ever accidentally sent a dick pic to some the wrong person?

SPEAKER_01 36:54

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_02 36:55

Yeah, neither neither have I. No, I'm just saying. Whatever. They're like this. They're like this. Accidentally send it to your mom. I recognize that. Like, Ricky, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_00 37:15

It's gotten a lot bigger since I went you.

SPEAKER_03 37:18

No, she's like, it looks the same size. I thought you would have been grown. How'd you get a picture of this? How come it's so old?

SPEAKER_02 37:26

Why are you sending me baby pictures?

SPEAKER_03 37:31

I didn't know you had hair back then. Well, it looks like you shave.

SPEAKER_05 37:34

You don't have hair now. What are you talking about? They seen it.

SPEAKER_01 37:39

Anyways, that was pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty again.

SPEAKER_00 37:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:42

What would you rate this beer that we had to suck down? How would we rate them questions? I know. Scale one to day. One to ten. They're very funny.

SPEAKER_02 37:52

They are funny.

SPEAKER_01 37:53

They're funny. I enjoy doing them.

SPEAKER_02 37:55

I really think it makes the show easier because we got the weather. Yeah. Yeah. We do talk about the weather a lot. I'm sorry. Sorry about that. But we're getting better. Look, it's only our third YouTube show, right? Yeah. And you got to see Rake's ass alright. And you got to see my ass alright. On the third show. Oh. It's everything else is coming.

SPEAKER_01 38:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:20

My crack? My uh Where's Waldo tattoo coming out? Yeah, that's coming. It just depends on how far we can grow the YouTube.

SPEAKER_01 38:33

That one will get deleted.

SPEAKER_02 38:34

And then I will put a tattoo there. Yeah. Just because and I will make sure I bend over every time so you can see it. That's what people want.

SPEAKER_01 38:42

See, this is the show where they want you in your underwear. Did you see his shit?

SPEAKER_02 38:48

Well, maybe. Did you see his shit stuff? I'm gonna get your underwear. Yeah. Yeah. The ones that have the thumbs. Explain your underwear. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 39:02

So my underwear has the nice cushy pocket for everything to fit in the front.

SPEAKER_02 39:08

So his underwear is like a baseball glove on the front of it that holds all of his comfortable. Shows the love. Yeah, yeah. My beans and wiener. Yeah, and but makes him look like he has a camel toe. So I don't know if I'd like to. I don't know about camel toe. No, it no moose moose knuckles. Moose knuckles. Moose, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:31

Or two moose knuckles and a diaper.

SPEAKER_02 39:33

Yeah, and a diaper.

SPEAKER_01 39:35

All in a diaper.

SPEAKER_02 39:37

But okay. So I do enjoy this beer. I do too.

SPEAKER_01 39:43

It is it was very hard to get that first sip when it was foaming everywhere.

SPEAKER_02 39:46

Well, when it was foaming everywhere, we had to suck it up.

SPEAKER_01 39:48

Yeah. This is now we've been doing a couple. This is not a wrist uh rye whiskey. I I tend to like rye a little bit better than the bourbon's. It does give it a little bit of a different taste. Yeah, it's a little bit sweeter too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sweeter, kind of like a light chocolatey flavor, wouldn't you say? Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:08

I definitely get that. I get a light chocolatey. I get uh I I get that uh wheat or that rye. I get that rye flavor. Yeah, I like it of it. I would you keep this? I definitely would keep it. I'd probably keep it too. I would definitely keep it. Because this would definitely be a nice night night juice.

SPEAKER_01 40:29

Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:31

One is perfect. One's perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You couldn't, I wouldn't want to do like several of these. I know.

SPEAKER_02 40:39

No, because I mean, I I guess it depends on if you want to walk down the road naked. Yeah. If you want to see Ricky naked, out on the streets. Now here comes that four-pack.

SPEAKER_01 40:53

I I sleep naked anyways.

SPEAKER_02 40:55

You sleep with all drawers on, right? I do sleep. I I usually have just like uh sweatpants. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Free balling, though. Free balling, but sweatpants. Like type.

SPEAKER_01 41:07

Not me, I like to sleep, but naked. No.

Great Scott Tasting Notes

SPEAKER_02 41:09

No, I I can't do it. Not that I can't. I mean, I I will pass out face down ass up every once in a while, but and you're not even underneath them. No, I like I don't know. Yeah. I always thought about like I don't want to go fight somebody in my house with my dick just swinging. Oh, I would. You know what I mean? Like, they'd be like, I mean, it'd be great. They'd be all shocked on like Yeah, it'd be great to just fucking ballsack somebody fucking get them pinned down and be like, yeah, motherfucker, you're my house.

SPEAKER_00 41:45

Lick my ass. Lick my ass.

SPEAKER_02 41:50

That would be fucking funny.

SPEAKER_00 41:52

That would be no.

SPEAKER_02 41:56

Get charged for rape. The guy broke in your house and charged you for rape.

SPEAKER_00 42:03

Maybe he lick his ass.

SPEAKER_02 42:08

That wouldn't be fucking funny. He wouldn't do it no more. All right, I might start sleeping naked. Anybody wants to break in? Come on in. Hey, you're gonna get someone. Here I am. Yeah, I don't know. I was just I just always thought about fucking, you know, or if I a fire in the middle of winter. Yeah. And I go running out of my house just standing, especially in the middle of winter. Yeah. You know? Like, no, I'm not 12. Like, I own the house.

SPEAKER_01 42:38

They would be running out, miss, come over this way. Ma'am, ma'am, come over here.

SPEAKER_02 42:44

Hoping for a fucking hot fire chick.

SPEAKER_03 42:49

They'd be like, man, that woman has a beard. She's awful hairy.

SPEAKER_00 42:57

What are we gonna do with her? What are we gonna do with her? Hey, how bigger Clint is? Jesus. George Straw Quince. You pick her up and take her away. You gotta cover her up. You gotta cover her up. Snowgo, keep her warm.

SPEAKER_02 43:18

Then it gets bigger.

SPEAKER_01 43:21

Okay. Anyway, so oh, did we rate it?

Sleep Habits And Naked Home Defense

SPEAKER_02 43:24

So sticky. It is. Yeah, everything's just sticky. Yeah. What would you rate it? Dude, I like it. I'm giving it a nine. Yeah, yeah. That's where I was at. Nine is very good. It's very good. I would buy it again. I would Jason Keeper creeping.

SPEAKER_01 43:41

Yes. I wouldn't say Princess because it is It's a stronger.

SPEAKER_02 43:45

Yeah, it's a strong.

SPEAKER_01 43:46

It's a unique flavor. Yes. Yeah. Um, but yeah, solid nine.

SPEAKER_02 43:51

But I bet you there's definitely some women out there that would enjoy this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:55

Oh yeah. Especially if they get into the bourbon barrels and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_02 43:58

I mean, it because it does have a Very good chocolate taste to it. Yeah. You know what I mean? But you can definitely taste that rye. You can definitely tell it's a rye fucking cast. Yeah. And then when it goes everywhere, it's very sticky. It's very kind of like us. Yeah, we're sticky. When we go everywhere, it's sticky. It's sticky. Sticky, sticky. So.

SPEAKER_01 44:20

Anyways, uh, any another reason to drink? What's your other reason to drink this week?

SPEAKER_02 44:25

Um, well shit. Now you just sprung that on me. I well, I guess we gotta uh open beers above the sink from now on before we bring it back here. Before we bring it back here because I gotta do a full cleanup behind here, have uh uh paper towels. Oh, that's not a bad idea. Behind the chair, yeah, behind the chair, little roll right now, maybe a little wet rolls.

SPEAKER_00 44:49

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_01 44:50

Bless you. Now he's getting sick. My another reason to drink is I'm feeling better, so that's good.

SPEAKER_02 44:56

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 44:58

Oh, I take that back. That is a good one. But the Chinese food we had was phenomenal. It always is. Yeah, we get this one place and that's out of uh Austin Town. Oh, is it Austin Town? Yeah. But they say the best Chinese food in Youngstown. Well, I hate to say it's probably the best Youngstown, it's probably the best uh Chinese food around. Around, like, well around us, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:24

Around us, anyway. Because I've tried, we've tried Mueller, we've tried a bunch of different places, and and this one is so good.

SPEAKER_01 45:32

Yeah. So we were we were uh fortunate enough to have it this time.

SPEAKER_02 45:35

Oh, I do want to say I did try doubling down up in Ashabula. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:40

Oh, that's that bar, that bar, the uh sorry, so yeah, I don't know what's going on here. I know we don't have the rug anymore.

SPEAKER_02 45:48

Yeah, that used to be used to be the rug. Doubling down. Doubling down, doubling, like doubling down, like Irish. Yeah. Dude, very good. Whoop.

SPEAKER_01 46:03

Another one?

SPEAKER_02 46:04

I caught that one. But very good. Very good food. If you're up in the Ashebuella downtown area, very good food. And you could go outside, you said it was real nice. Real nice. Yeah, very good food, and that's where we were supposed to go uh do the golf. Do the golf and everything. Yeah, I got a whole little thing over there. Yeah, but yeah, we'll figure that out later.

SPEAKER_01 46:29

Yeah, I guess. And just a quick another shout-out, thanks for everybody listening and following us and showing us love. We really, really, really appreciate it. Appreciate you all. Yeah, and thank you so much. Anyways, any last thoughts, Riggy Rick? Uh, don't drink and drive. And God bless you all. We'll see you next week. Late yep.