Another Reason to Drink

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• Bill & Rick • Season 7 • Episode 4

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Hit play for a wild mix of fresh YouTube energy, honest beer reviews, and storm-smart survival tips that could actually help when the power blinks. We went from cables and camera confusion to pouring two unforgettable beers: Nugget Nectar, a red-ale crossover that drinks like a friendly IPA, and Death’s Tar, a bourbon-barrel bruiser that smacks with baker’s chocolate and heat. One earns a rare perfect score on camera. The other? Let’s just say if you love big oak and bigger bite, you’ll have opinions.

We keep it human and a little chaotic—road-trip “workation” stories, the kind of bar stops you only make when someone else is driving, and the humble reality of building a channel while the mics are live. Music heads will appreciate our detour into the Beastie Boys doc and a Puffy profile that raises questions about image, narrative control, and what happens when the camera never turns off. It’s the pop-culture breather between tastings, and it sparks a sharp back-and-forth on what ages well, both in beer and in reputation.

Then we get practical. With a winter system icing its way across multiple states, we trade no-nonsense pointers: water storage, safe heat, CO detectors, food you can stash outside, and a little terracotta trick for warming a small room if things get rough. Nothing preachy—just the kind of advice you’d text a friend before the roads glaze over. We wrap by weighing cost versus flavor on high-ABV stouts, doubling down on that Nugget Nectar recommendation, and celebrating a clutch golf league night because small wins matter.

If you’re into craft beer, bourbon-barrel stouts, music documentaries, or simply want real talk about storm prep without fear-mongering, this one’s for you. Tap follow, rate the show, and share it with a friend who needs a better winter beer plan. And if you’re feeling generous, subscribe to the new YouTube—watch along and tell us what to taste next.

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SPEAKER_01:

Welcome to another reason to drink.

SPEAKER_00:

And how come she had seven fingers up at one time and then it just dropped down to none? I don't understand her countdown.

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So there's that awkward moment in the beginning when the music's playing, but we needed that because we're trying to figure out there's a delay. Anyways, for the YouTube channel. Anyways, please go out there and uh subscribe to our YouTube channel. Another reason to drink. And uh just got the first one out there, right? That uh last week was the first show, it's out there. Um, we'll get better with the quality, we'll get better with the content. Just stick with us, and we appreciate everybody that subscribes and thank you for uh supporting us week one.

SPEAKER_00:

Subscribe, subscribe, and watch. Yeah, and watch, yeah, and watch. Yeah, just not subscribe, but yeah. I mean, if you already listened to us on whatever platform you're listening to us, yeah, uh you might as well, you know, do both. Put them on, put us on while you're driving to work and watch TV at the same time while you're driving. It always works out good for truck drivers do it all the time.

SPEAKER_01:

They do it, that's why they get an access. Yeah, anyways, I'm Princess, and this is my hostess with the most us. Rick D. D. Rick D. No. Rick D. Sounded good. I'm all on this beastie boy. We'll do a Rick D. I'll do a Rick D D. No, you like that. Slick Rick. We don't want to encourage him.

SPEAKER_00:

It's head of it. Don't encourage me because then we'll get kicked off of YouTube. We've gotten kicked off enough platforms already. Yeah. Please don't get kicked off of YouTube, bro. I'm sure there's a way.

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Damn it.

SPEAKER_00:

Don't don't challenge us.

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Rick look says that I get challenged.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, can we do that? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

He gets all excited. You should see his face light up. They're going to. Yeah. Anyways, this week, uh, for the second half of the show, we're going to do this Deep Wood series. It is uh out of Revolution, Revolution Brewery. It is Death's Tar. It looks like wow. It's dark. Death Tar, right? T A R, yeah. Tar. Yeah. It's a stout. Yeah, so and it's barrel age. It's a barrel age. Oh my 14.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, I tried to find the best ones for us. Oh man. Anyways, that's the thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

It's gonna be a long day. Anyways, what you got there? Oh, I got a uh we're gonna jump in this one first.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh Torrig's neck uh nugget and nectar. It's just a little nugget for you. It's uh nice little uh red ale imperial double oh 7.5. Yeah, yeah. Wow. But I just seen the red ale and and I seen that deep wood, but anyhow, we'll get to that in a minute. We'll get to that. Yeah, it's impossible to forget the first nugget, you know, once a year. The newest, hummest, lumpest, whatever, harvest arrives in Turrigs. Uh, so I don't know where this is actually out of, and I can't see exactly where it's at. So yeah, we can let you know here in a minute. Uh I can't see.

SPEAKER_01:

The one thing that makes it hard over here is the angle of the light.

SPEAKER_00:

The angle of the lights, you really uh well, that in my eyes are just fucking shot, but that too. That is good. Oh, Hershey PA. So this is not a Hershey PA. Oh, I kind of do remember that we did do this. We uh we didn't do this one, right? But we have done one of these before.

SPEAKER_01:

I tell you what, right off the bat, I likey likey. I like that. Get the you you taste it in a minute. Oh, that's that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_00:

That second batch is like ooh, and and we could possibly be saying this wrong. We say a lot of things wrong a lot of times. That's why we like the show, yeah. So man, that's good. So cheer eggs, if that's actually how you say it. You're doing a good job so far on the first sip.

SPEAKER_01:

We'll just say nectar nugget or nugget nectar.

SPEAKER_00:

Nugget nectar. That's good. It reminds me of a couple different things, but whatever. Yeah, nugget makes me think of McDonald's, but nectar makes me think of something else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or nugget, yeah, yeah. Like a piece of nugget, like gold. Like, yeah, you're licking somebody's ass and get a nugget, you get a nugget, nugget of corn, a little nectar nugget.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay, anyways, um I want to tell you because I was starting off, I was listening at Beastie Boys. So they had a Beastie Boys um documentary, and it was pretty nice, man. On what? Um, I'll have to tell you, I think it was on Apple.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01:

Maybe Apple, but um Apple TV. Um it's either I do that one or Netflix a lot.

SPEAKER_00:

But anyways, it was Netflix has a shit ton. That's why I was like, Netflix. Like, because I've watched uh the Aussie, the Black Sabbath, uh the Led Zeppelin one. They're so interesting.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, they're yes, they're very interesting. They're very and I didn't realize how young they were when they started. They were 18. No, they weren't even that. Oh, really? Yeah, they were young kids. They were yeah, and they actually started a band and they got an R R um I want to say not RB, but uh rap. Right, you know, back in the day. Anyways, it's funny and uh see all how they did and uh the story behind the license to chill albums. Yeah, license to chill, yeah, yeah. And um ill, license to ill.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, license ill, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Right, anyways, who helped them with that and stuff, and it talks about the story where they branched off and stuff. It's really interesting, but it's uh all them songs growing up with them, like you know, Paul Revere, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

I mean, oh yeah, yeah, like I know the whole album, like but Paul Revere, like I used to be able to do it yeah for a veto, yeah. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01:

Like it was just three and two and what no.

SPEAKER_00:

But uh I watched um that puffy comb comb stuff. Oh, you did? Did you watch that? I haven't watched it, dude. You gotta watch it. Is it good?

SPEAKER_01:

Do they talk about all that baby oil that no?

SPEAKER_00:

So what was crazy about it, this is what was crazy about the whole thing, is that they he had them following him around. Who was following him? Puffy had a camera crew following him around all the time through like the last what it was like three days before he went into court. Oh, so he was thinking that he was gonna come out looking all good and everything.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, but it didn't it didn't come out good, huh?

SPEAKER_00:

I don't know. I like the way it came off to me, and that's this is just my own personal opinion, whatever. I don't think it came out very well for him, but he pretty much got off. So yeah, it must have.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, well, he fled and all that, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

But I mean, it was it was kind of crazy, like you know, yeah. They had video, whatever.

SPEAKER_01:

They had video of them. I have to give it a shot. It always makes me smile, is because of Rick's comment about uh taking that baby oil and putting his name on it and then selling it.

SPEAKER_00:

But then a lot of people are we looked it up, like yeah, and they were selling crazy amount of baby oil, yeah, and with his name on it for like 40, 40, yeah, 100 bucks or something. Yeah, it was crazy, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

But I still wonder if it's selling that much, you know what I mean. Now we get all these logos camera one, camera three, camera four, camera five.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, so shouldn't we have something up there like to look at? There we go. What's camera one? What's camera two? Anyways. Uh anything going on in your week? Uh, not a whole lot, man. Just uh got back from our little workation.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_00:

You guys when we went down to the Carolinas and did a little workation and got it all knocked out? Yeah, no, no, wow, look how many beers I got. Did not get it worked out. Uh uh we put a huge dent in it. Like we did a good job. I think we did a good job.

SPEAKER_01:

I think everybody there for several days working, you know. Oh, we were there for three. But you want to know every time I looked up your guys' location, you guys were at a bar. That's just on the way down, bar. On the way there, bar.

SPEAKER_00:

Which I was very surprised at that one, but I wasn't driving. And you're like, yeah, like I'll go for a beverage.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm thirsty. Yeah, I'm not gonna argue.

SPEAKER_00:

Like, okay. You just sleep anyways, yeah. Yeah, and and I've said this before on the podcast. Um the guy we went down with, Greg, he's been on the show. He is the best driver in the world. Yeah, I know he's like, like if he he is um what was the race car driver that passed away? Oh, um Dale? Yeah, Dale Earnhurt, yeah. I think he's recarnated through him, but just not in a very fast car.

SPEAKER_01:

But fast enough.

SPEAKER_00:

Snow, mountain, yeah, yeah, it don't matter. It don't matter. He'll kill us all. Yeah. Love you, Greg. Love you, love you, no shit, dude. He'll listen. But he'll uh yeah, he he'll uh he'll get you flipped off and people rolling down windows and yelling at you, and he he's a good time to drive with. I just want to take mini road trips with him just to see how many people we can get flipped off, you know, or get flipped off from when you do a beer or shot.

SPEAKER_01:

Uh I ended up spending the weekend uh creating the YouTube channel. And greatly appreciated. And I did that and even cleaned up some of our other stuff. So now, just so people know, we have a Facebook page, uh, Instagram, and our of course our YouTube page. And then now we even have, you know, we have our own website, and then that needs a little bit of work, but um remember you can listen to us on any platform like uh Apple, Podcast, anyone, anything, yes, yeah.

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Spotify, Amazon, anything, Amazon, it's whatever you want.

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Uh BuzzSprout or BuzzFeed. Yeah. BuzzFeed, if you go to BuzzFeed, you can actually oh it's Buzz Sprout. I always get that. I don't know where I get BuzzFeed. What is BuzzFeed? That's our isn't that where we get our um But Buzz Sprout is our podcast where you could go there and that's actually who we but BuzzFeed BuzzFeed is I thought that was where we get our uh numbers. It might be. Go to BuzzFeed and we'll see what pops up. I'm just I see Oh that's no, don't go to that on my computer anymore. What is BuzzFeed? That's a news thing. Oh, yeah, so that's not it. No, that ain't it. Good Lord, you see some of the images? It was scary. Trump. Anyways, uh uh, but if you go to another reason to drink on Buzz Sprout, uh you can buy us a beer, subscribe there, listen, all kinds of stuff. So uh we just appreciate everybody listening over the last few days. Uh and too bad.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

It's all good. But I did that all weekend, and then um, like I said, I watched the um that uh documentary. That was pretty good. Right. And I actually watched a couple other shows. Uh I've never seen that Formula One. You've seen that Formula One?

SPEAKER_00:

I haven't watched that yet, but I have never watched it. It was good, but it's long. I have not watched that yet.

SPEAKER_01:

That is good. I think you would like that, you know.

SPEAKER_00:

And that's with uh Brad Pitt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I don't know if I said it on the one of the other podcasts, but I watched that uh one day after another. Yeah. Or one bad time after another or something with like I couldn't get past the first few minutes. Oh, dude, I love that. That movie was fucking amazing. It was a really good movie, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

But um did that, and then of course it was cold, and it's gone. Oh, everybody's been watching the storm. The storm coming in, yeah. And people are saying, you know, there I was listening to radio station, and they were like, I they're in out of Miami, and they're like, uh, we're watching the storm like it's a hurricane coming in. You know how everybody, you know, but the storm is just going, I don't know how many states, but it's just it's so it's coming up.

SPEAKER_00:

I seen today on my on the computer at work, on my computer at work, that they're saying, like basically from eastern Texas all the way up to the coast. Yeah, uh, North Carolina, North Carolina, Tennessee, all the time. Tennessee's supposed to get a pound, Arkansas, all that's all supposed to, and they're looking at ice. Yes, that's what they're worried about. Yeah, yeah, they're looking at ice, and of course, we're gonna be. I heard at one time. And one guy came in on the old tickety talk, yeah, and he was like, three inches of ice will break things. Like nobody will have electric. Yeah, no one, no one will have electric, people will die. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like this is gonna be catastrophic, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Like if that happens, if it happens, yeah you know, because I see a lot of different what do they call it? European uh model and stuff, yeah. Yeah, but just people be safe out there, you know.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh well, take it slow, and I know down south they don't have the way to clear and stuff, so stay the fuck home. Yeah, but go and get your food now, yeah, and blank. Even though you're not gonna listen to this, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

But here, maybe get buy a propane tank so you have a little bit of 20-pounder with some. But be careful though, because you have to have vent it because you know.

SPEAKER_00:

No, just sit there and huff it.

SPEAKER_01:

No, don't listen to him. But, anyways, uh, yeah, I mean, ideally, like um, my father-in-law, he put one down in the basement. He says the power goes out, he'll turn that on a little bit with the little round thing that heats up. Yeah, a little heater buddy thing. That way, so it doesn't his pipes don't freeze back. But nothing freezes out. Just enough. But you do have to have a little breeze because uh technically the fumes, you know.

SPEAKER_00:

No, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, and because people might not detectors and CO2 detectors, yeah, carbon monoxide detectors and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_01:

So we might make sure we're safe. But, anyways, um, that's not a bad thing. I would say water, probably put water jugs and uh what else? Yeah, fill with fill up with water, food, uh, you've got to be careful with food because you don't have um fruit rater.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, but it's that cold. You could sit it outside. You can sit outside. You got coolers, yeah. Come on, you got coolers, you got coolers for your beer, you can about some food in it. You know what I mean? So, and you know, I just seen, and which I already knew this, but for people who don't know, yeah, you could actually warm up a small room with a terracotta pot. And a candle. And a candle. Yeah. You just, you know, put two pans on the side, put a terracotta or a candle in the middle, light the candle, put the terracotta pot over it, and it w that terracotta pot will actually But how does it stay lit?

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, you the air underneath it.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, you elevate it enough. Oh so that way it keeps the pot warm warm and then that starts producing heat.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, yeah. Or you could go and get them trees that fell down and throw them in your fireplace. Or you could just move.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

You could just move to a Hawaii. Yeah, warmer climate. Warmer climate. Yeah. California. I hear California's nice. You know what they're gonna have? All them iguanas are gonna fall out of the trees. Uh what are they iguanas are? Okay, so I'm not gonna lie. Florida where they boom.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, we were uh spreading some wall mulch. Yeah. Uh down on our little workation.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

And the mulch had been there for a minute. Uh, so there's little geckos in there. They were, yeah, they were geckos or whatever. Yeah. But they weren't moving. Oh, they yeah, they were moving. It was like 40 degrees now. Yeah, it was like 30 something degrees, whatever. They were cold. Uh yeah, they were cold as shit. Yeah. But they scared the hell out of me because you know, you're not used to you pick up a bag and then there's just a thing there. Yeah. You know what I mean? Something that can scare you. Whatever. I was just like, damn it. Not another one. Okay, here like I know I'd pick it up and play with it, and I'd put it in my pants and warmed it up. And then it started running around a little bit. I was like, okay, ow! But then it started like it rubbed its tongue across my balls. I'm like, mm-hmm. Hold on. That's a little rough. It grabbed it and tried to suck it in the end.

SPEAKER_01:

That small. Yeah, my nuts are only that big. So, but anyways, what do you think of this so far? This I don't like this. I do too.

SPEAKER_00:

I like this a lot.

SPEAKER_01:

I would Jason keep creepiness. Absolutely. All day, every day. Every day. Yeah, this is good. There it is. Yep.

SPEAKER_00:

I would very good. Yeah, what would you rate it? Um, it's a very good IPA, but it is also 7%. 7.5%. Seven and a half. Seven and a half percent.

SPEAKER_01:

So it's it's got a nice fruit flavor to it.

SPEAKER_00:

It's got a very good flavor to it. It not a uh strong grapefruit, no, either. No, it's a different kind of fruit.

SPEAKER_01:

Like orange or something on the back.

SPEAKER_00:

You you taste it? Yeah, but now I just burped. So now I tasted what is the grapefruit, but yeah, it's a very smooth beer.

SPEAKER_01:

I like it. I know what I want to give it. I'm gonna give it a solid nine and a half. You think why not go ten?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, we you we ain't gonna go tens on it. Come on.

SPEAKER_01:

You want a ten? Let's ten.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh for the camera. Yay!

SPEAKER_01:

And then I would say princess on this.

SPEAKER_00:

Absolutely. Yeah, because Jason Creeper, tens, all the way across the board. This is a really good beer. If you're an IPA person, yeah, this is good.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, even if you're not, really, because there are people that want it, like, oh, I'm looking for something different. Right. This and then it's not really that grapefruit strong. Princess? Oh yeah, I said princess. Oh, sorry, I missed it.

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I didn't.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, princess. I mean beer went her me. Mm-hmm.

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Oh, and we got A new uh badge on untap.

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Oh, that's another thing. You can follow us on untap. Yeah. Yeah, you could go uh to what is it? Another reason to drink with a two. So it's a T Two.

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A N.

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A. No. A R T. Another reason.

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A N R No, no.

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A R to T.

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Okay.

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D, I mean. D, yeah. Something like that. Here we are. Our second show.

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Yay!

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No, actually, we have a lot of shows out there.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, we're on podcasts.

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Yeah. So if you want to really go back and hear some bad stuff.

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Feel how or figure out how stupid we are.

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Go to episode one.

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Can you find episode one?

SPEAKER_01:

Anyway, so what we'll do is uh we'll finish this and then we'll go get another ice code one.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, we're gonna get one, and that one you said that one was 14. 15. Jesus. That's a bottle of wine in a can. A small can.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh yeah. 14. So if we drink it. Oh, it might be 14.9 or zero. I can't tell you. Jesus. Yeah. We suck that one. Why would you buy that? I don't know. I want to see what you look like after it. I don't want to see what you look like. We want to get this recorded. So now that we're recording everything, you can really see.

SPEAKER_00:

You can show that I stay sober the whole time. Yep. Perfect conversations. And you'll see. We're coming right back at you. Yeah, we'll be right back. Let's see if we can get kicked off on YouTube tonight. No, no, no, no.

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Second second show. We'll be right back. Let me fix my shirt. Make make sure your diaper is not. Yeah. I know, I know. Anyways, hey, we're back and we're doing this. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we're here. Oh, yeah, we are here. Uh Death Tar or whatever you want. Death Tar? Death Star. Anyways, uh Deep Wood series. Brewing series. Oh, here we go, man.

SPEAKER_00:

This is out of uh Michigan. Yeah. Oh Shaga. Chi Town.

SPEAKER_01:

Deep Wood series. Oh, I'm scared.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know. This is a. Oh. Oh. It almost smells like an Imperial style. Oh, it is. Why do we keep getting these Imperial styles? Because they're that's these are these high potent panty removing.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Trying to get your panties off. Oh. That's definitely a bourbon barrel. Ooh, that's a tan fish. That is definitely a bourbon barrel.

SPEAKER_01:

You know, these these increase in numbers as you drink it. Because, you know, the more alcohol you get in you.

SPEAKER_00:

It's like that's a bottle of wine right there. Yeah, it's a it's a full bottle. Yeah. In a 12-ounce can. Oh man. We should shotgun it. Yeah, go ahead. You start. I'll wait for you. No, yeah, my dude.

SPEAKER_01:

Hey, I I know I know. Do you have any jokes?

SPEAKER_00:

Um, I have one. Okay, go ahead. All right. One joke. Get ready to leave. Oh, fuck. No. Do you know why? Do you know why Mexicans call midgets essays? Or no, damn it. No. You know what they're doing? Fuck. I can't remember. Never mind. And now I'm on camera now.

SPEAKER_01:

This happens a lot, but normally we edit that out. So if you listen to the podcast, that might be edited out. But if you listen to YouTube, so no, why do they call them shorts? Shorts. They call them essay. Huh? They call them essay. Yeah. Yeah. Did you see it? No, I just gave the punchline earlier. I ain't this hasn't hit. But it was funny. Yeah. Anyways, I got something. It's not a joke, but it's a little story. Um, so have you been seeing these? Yeah, yeah, we go again down these stories. But this lady, she was funny. You know them um little Debbie um white powdered donuts that you can get from the store, come in a bag, seal it up. Anyways, she took and she's been doing these pranks on her husband until she gets all these likes, of course, or whatever. But she took and put flour in there, right? They were the white uh powdered ones, and she put flour in there, and then she pulled it and shook it up, right? And he sat down, he's getting ready to watch TV. He's got his little late-night snack, right? And she's over there kind of smirking a little bit, so she's kind of covering her mouth and stuff, right? So then he digs and he looks in there and he pulls one out and he eats it, and he and then you know, he throws the whole thing because it's just a little one, and all of a sudden, all this the powder comes out. Yeah, he's like, and then he's like looking down, and then he's like looking at her, and she's trying to keep a straight face, right? Right, and uh he's kind of just looking like, what's up, you know? So then he goes down and gets another one, and he doesn't eat the whole thing, he ate twice, he ate another one, right? He didn't eat the whole thing, he just took a bite out of it, and then you see a little powder come out again, and he goes, I think there's something wrong with these. You need a dry one. But, anyways, I think that's funny as shit. Yeah, anyways, uh anyways, so she's doing these little pranks, and then he gets mad, of course. But uh the other one that's really funny out there is these leaves been taking apple cider vinegar. I've seen that, and then they they put apple cider neck or apple juice, apple juice, and they pour they they pour apple cider in there, and then they got the apple juice next to it or something like that.

SPEAKER_00:

So the guy and then they walk away, and the guy thinks that no, it it's apple juice, and then they put a little bit of apple cider in it, yes, so that way they it has a little bit of bitterness, yeah. And the guy will be like, and he'll be like he tastes it, yeah, and then she comes back in and says that she has to dip this thing in to see if she has a T uh UTI UTI and he and then their little coins, they say that the look on their eyes, most guys' eyes go, like, wait, and what the and then they're like the chick's like, you didn't drink that, did you? That's my urine, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

And the most of them are like, they're so funny, they're like, but or they're they're like, I wonder if some are staged.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, that's what yeah, that's what I was gonna say. I mean, it it's a funny thing.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean it is funny, you know, but the the powdered donut one, that guy had no clue. And I feel bad for him because he was sitting his feet went up, he's like relaxing in his chair, about to watch the TV. Well, see, like she ruined them all by putting flour in there, you know.

SPEAKER_00:

I I uh I like the video, I'm sure you've seen them. The videos of uh the girl pretends like she can't get the bowl off the table. Oh yeah. Like full of flour or whatever, and like she like I can't get it. And then the guy comes over, he's like, What are you talking about? He just fucking flour everywhere.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, or it's fucking funny, or the game where they put things under like a cup, you know. Have you seen that one? I don't know if I so they have like three, four cups, and what they'll do is the first cup they'll put it up there, like so the person pulling the cup and the the two people, one's in on it. So pull the cup, they're running it, and it has like a candy bar or a cookie, yeah. Yeah, then they then the then they're like, damn, yeah, or flour or shit or something, and the hand goes on.

SPEAKER_00:

I haven't seen the shit. That would be funny. That would be funny, though. That'd be funny. Big old dog turns that would be funny. That would be funny. Yeah, we'll have to do that for your brother. We'll have to get him.

SPEAKER_01:

Anyways, this uh tar that we're drinking. I know why they call it tar. Yeah, it's death death's tar. Now we did a uh that oh that one right there. Oops, sorry. That one we did right there with that bottle. That was a good imperial that was a good barrel, yeah. Yeah, but this is it's it's not silky smooth.

SPEAKER_00:

It's no, it's not, and it's actually locking my jaw jaw up as we you know what it you know what I mean. Like I actually feel it in the back of my jaw.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm like, that's when it gets stuck open, you're just like no.

SPEAKER_00:

It's a good thing I gave him the roofies. The uh yeah, that's why it tastes more bitter.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, it's uh yeah, it's but it really has a strong, I can't even get it out. It's a strong bourbon.

SPEAKER_00:

Strong bourbon. Yeah, that's a strong bourbon. That's a very strong bourbon. It's a very strong bourbon and chocolate taste. It does say that's the that's the thing. I it and it's like it's not a good chocolate. No, it's like uh baker's chocolate. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's a baker's chocolate. Uh so what's it say? Witness the firepower of fully barrel aged, yeah. Barrel-aged oatmeal or imperial. Oh, yeah, I'm trying to close an eye to fucking read.

SPEAKER_01:

No, here, I'll read it. Uh, brewed with English uh malts and additional flakes and malted oats and rich chocolate profile with a silky mouthful that what that is that cloaks? It's uh considerable strength. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, I at the end of the day, if you really want to get fucking hammered, blackout drunk, two of them. That yeah, I I two of them blackout drunk, seven waters and seven waters might help you, but four wine, four waters and a one of them. Yeah, you're it is pretty pump. Yeah, because now I'm looking at my clock going, uh fuck I gotta work tomorrow.

SPEAKER_01:

Shit. Hey, we're gonna do some. Oh, I forgot to get some cards. You want to do old cards or new cards? Uh let's go old card. Old card. Let's go old school. So we're gonna do some Ricky's bad bad decisions.

SPEAKER_00:

Let's see if we can piss somebody else off tonight.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, these are good.

SPEAKER_00:

These are good. Uh, these are just random cards here. Just random cards. He's pulling them out of his hat.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, these are good. Okay. I get one more, one more.

SPEAKER_00:

Here we go. Everything is so truthful. Oh. Every time I say. Yes. 100%.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Would you ever say I love you and I hear it back? Wait, what? What's going on? The music's still going. Hip hop. Hipity hop. One, two, three, one, two, three.

SPEAKER_00:

See, we gotta get an on there fucking sign. I know.

SPEAKER_01:

We don't know when I was just looking at them.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay. I was looking them up.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Um, have you ever said I love you and not heard it back? Yeah. I think I have.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_01:

Especially when I was coming.

SPEAKER_00:

I love you. What's sad about it? Not even that. Yeah, I love you. Just be like, you know, it just got done with the 12-hour day. Be like, yeah, I love you, sweetie. And you actually say that all of a sudden that click. Okay, yeah, I'm on my way home. Can't wait to get there.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm excited.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, let me stop and have a beer. Or 12.

SPEAKER_00:

Just one of these. One of these.

unknown:

Oh.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I've said it before. You? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Would you look, would you be willing to look 10 years older in order to retire 10 years earlier? So in other words, you would look fuck I can I get older? You look 10 years. So you're gonna retire. Yeah. No, they say, would you be willing to look 10 years older to retire 10 years?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, because you're still being young and hard.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, young and hard. I'm still young and hard.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. You know? Even though you look 10 years older. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I I I think I would do it. I would do it.

SPEAKER_00:

I don't.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, because I'm not out trying to get a woman.

SPEAKER_00:

Right.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. She's not even saying I love you. No, fuck no.

SPEAKER_00:

She ain't saying I love you, so I ain't trying to get anything.

SPEAKER_01:

Have you ever ghost someone?

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, yeah. I think once. I think everybody has. I think once. I was supposed to have their life. Yeah. Like, I mean, I got a story for you. I used to be a ghost. You know what I mean? Yeah. Back in our day.

SPEAKER_01:

It wasn't ghost, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_00:

It wasn't ghost.

SPEAKER_01:

No. Right. It was like he ditched me or whatever.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, you just ditched. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

So I was supposed to meet this one girl, and she uh was gonna meet me. And you this is where the funny part is is that you remember Millie Vanilli. Yeah. Yeah. Bleaming on the ring. Yeah. Anyways, uh I never showed up.

SPEAKER_00:

I went lip syncing the whole thing.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. I went out with another chick and I blew her off. And she was waiting for me all night. It was a little party, and I was supposed to show it up. And then that was the song when I went back over there to, you know, hey baby, what you doing? She goes, yeah, what you're gonna blame it on the rain, like the song. So that was our whole thing. Anyways. That's how Billy got married. Yep. She married me. I drugged her. I gave her one of these.

SPEAKER_00:

Anyways, uh but now on the opposite, how many times have you got ghosted? I don't. Oh, don't don't even play it like you are. I was the man. You're the man. No, I was just gonna say I got ghosted about a hundred times.

SPEAKER_01:

No. Yeah, you always No, I'm sure it happens a couple times. I'm trying to think. There was a couple ladies. I mean, I would still shoot they wouldn't show up, but then I still go out later. But yeah, but I mean I mean that's what you do when they have boyfriends. You you gotta be flexible. Or husbands. Yeah. I wouldn't have to say that. Anyways, have you ever had a condom break during sex? Nope.

SPEAKER_00:

Son, that is not how you were born. He slipped off. It didn't break. It didn't break. It wasn't that tight. We did it on purpose. We loved you. We still love you.

SPEAKER_01:

He said we loved you. You don't love him now.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, I love him completely.

SPEAKER_01:

I never had one break. Well, no, I took that back. I think I did.

SPEAKER_00:

I did have one.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it split. It was too small.

SPEAKER_00:

No, yeah. I didn't understand it. I thought she just dried up. And I just realized my dick was really big.

SPEAKER_01:

And that's how you were born.

SPEAKER_00:

But it was a thumb fucking name. It wasn't even a condom. It was no economy. It was just a thumb. They don't even have lubrication. They have powder on it. Taco powder. I know, but it didn't matter.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh man, my stomach's hurting. Anyways, uh, will you ever try virtual reality sex? Because that's a new thing now, right? Would I ever try it? Virtual reality.

SPEAKER_00:

I I think I've been doing it for years. No.

SPEAKER_01:

That's where you see them people wearing the things, and then no, I know.

SPEAKER_00:

I I understand what it is. Like I know what it is. You have one? But I mean, like I like I don't know. Yeah, I think he's open. I watch I watch porn on my phone, so that's a virtual reality. He puts it real close to his face. Yeah, I do. I just uh that's why I can't see no more. He goes, I it looks real close. Yes, that's exactly I just go close up vagina pussy and fucking just put it right there. You see him do this, yeah. You see me sitting there licking the motion.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh man. Oh yep, yep, this source show goes. Can't wait for this one to go up. That's why he's got strong jaws. That's why I was locking up.

SPEAKER_00:

Absolutely. That's why I got a very strong jawline.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, you want to rate this one or what?

SPEAKER_00:

Dude, I I don't even want to fucking touch that thing again. Drink anymore.

SPEAKER_01:

It is a little rough. I'm surprised they got 4.25 or 2.3 on.

SPEAKER_00:

Well, I mean, they're more alcoholics than we are, heaven only. Yeah, apparently 40,000 of them. I don't know. It's it's a very strong not Jason keep creep this. No, no, it's definitely not Princess. No. Um I'm I don't even know if it's Rickness.

SPEAKER_02:

That's a new thing.

SPEAKER_00:

That means he can drink toll water and he can get it now. Yeah, I don't know if that's it's fucking rough, dude.

SPEAKER_01:

It might be poor whim. But I would give it four and a half.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, I'll go with you on that.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, 4.5 out of 10.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. But it's rough, people. And for$25, it's not worth it. That's how much this was? Yes. Wow. Wow. For a four-pack. Wow. Yeah, because they're 14. Yeah. So it's not worth it. No. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. We hear this. You'd like to completely ruin your life and start this. Oh. Uh YouTube channel. Go for it. Go for it. You could be right there with us. Yeah. I would recommend that.

SPEAKER_01:

The first one we got.

SPEAKER_00:

That is very good.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. The trigger. Yeah, the nut. Nut necker. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Nectar. Nectar. Nutter nectar. Yeah. Nugget nectar. Nugget nectar. And then don't do it to me. I know.

SPEAKER_02:

I know.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay, back to this one. I've seen your eyes. I've seen your eyes.

SPEAKER_00:

You know it. I can't. All right. Anyways. All right, guys. Uh I don't know. I'm done.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh no, what's your other reason to drink?

SPEAKER_00:

Uh uh. Uh fuck we got this uh oh that's weather thing coming in and this'll keep you warm. And the drink we're done from the deep woods um workation. Oh yeah that's behind you now. So that's behind us. Yeah. Which I enjoyed every minute of it. I really did. It's fun. Yeah, it was a good time.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Another reason to drink was it was a short week because we had Monday off. Yeah, but it came fast.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, I wanted to do stupid things, though. Like, are you sure you don't have to work like Saturday? Saturday. I know. No. No, we aren't ours.

SPEAKER_01:

But I wanted to tell you, I went to golf simulator on Tuesday night, right?

SPEAKER_00:

Uh down at Avalon. Yeah, Avalon.

SPEAKER_01:

So I was there and uh doing a little league night. And I ended up, I had an excellent game. We played this one course, it was some country club or whatever. Never played it before. And uh I ended up beating Dwayne by seven and Mike by ten strokes. Really? Yeah. I was getting par, par, par, par, par. How come when we play though? Because I had to carry you, man.

SPEAKER_02:

You're heavy.

SPEAKER_00:

No, he's beating. We play our own ball. You're heavy.

SPEAKER_01:

You know, but it was funny though, because we played Monday and we played uh we played for like three hours.

SPEAKER_00:

So I'm thinking that you think that Mike and uh Dwayne Dwayne suck. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01:

Normally they did that day. Yeah. They suck worse than I did.

SPEAKER_00:

No, we we might actually go to uh I might actually go to a new golf simulator and we'll have to let you know how it goes.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Hit me up, let me know. Yeah. And then but I did that, and it was fun, you know. And then um, yeah, I just want to tell you. So that's my another reason to drink. I had fun. I did a good game, had a good and you're still swinging. Still swinging, still swinging, swinging, and I have my work boots on.

SPEAKER_00:

I ran into somebody at the old sparkle market. Oh, he was like, Oh, he's like, Oh, yeah, we're winning this year. Yep.

SPEAKER_01:

You haven't met us.

SPEAKER_00:

We'll see. We'll see.

SPEAKER_01:

We'll see. It'll be all good. Yeah. Anyways, any last words? Don't drink and drive. And God bless you all. See you next week.