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Coconut Crazy

• Bill & Rick • Season 7 • Episode 3

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Cold Open And Beer Lineup

SPEAKER_02

Welcome back to another reason to drink. This is your hostess Samosis, and this is my side check. I mean my side ho. My my ho. Ho ho ho ho.

SPEAKER_01

Ricky Rick, what's happening, guys? Hey, we're here again, live to you. I mean, we're gonna kind of be coming live.

SPEAKER_02

We're cutting everything all the good shit out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're in. We just you just get the leftovers. Edit all the bad things. Yeah. But anyways, uh tonight we got a good show. We're gonna do for the third time in a row, North High Road Ale. It's not in a row. It's not in a row. No, but it's funny because what I'm uh talking about is we were pulling this up and Rick was like, I think we might have done this beer before. And I checked on my app and we did it in 23, and then we did it in 24.

SPEAKER_01

But again, uh I mean But they changed the can. They changed the can and but it's really hard for us to find new beers. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like we're we're starting to uh copy and uh well when they change the can. And it should be a new brew, though. You know what I mean? We'll try it.

SPEAKER_02

That's for sure.

SPEAKER_01

It should be a different uh brew style or whatever, or they're doing the same recipe, but what if one guy added mint to it? Uh or whatever, an extra fucking bean, you know, next or a little a little extra extra molly or oyster fish or whatever. Oh you see, Rick Moon, he's trying to kill me there. Yeah, this table moves a little. This is why we got it. This is why I want a new table.

SPEAKER_02

Well, you suppose we got this downpacked grip.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we gotta play around with it.

North High Road Red Ale Review

SPEAKER_02

Anyways, uh the other beer, so this is uh North High Road. It's a red ale and it is uh 6.2 and it's uh 12 ouncer and it's mild, roasty, malty. So we're gonna see. It's made in Ohio here. What do you got?

SPEAKER_01

I got uh left-handed or left hand brewing company, and I believe this is out of Ohio too, honestly. Yeah, I think it's out of uh Cincinnati somewhere. Coconut milk style. But we've done the left-hand milk style before. I think a while ago. Yeah. Uh I don't recall doing the uh coconut one. We've never done a coconut, and this does say limited. So I want to say it's new. So I figured why not give it a little give it a whirl. Give it a whirl. I like coconut, you know. You're coconut. Uh uh, you're a coconut. I gotta everybody can see it now.

SPEAKER_02

We gotta run and just have one one side. But uh, so we're gonna we're gonna go ahead and start into the uh road red ale. Right there, right there?

SPEAKER_01

Winch? Is that good? Is that look good?

SPEAKER_02

All right, okay. Let's let's oh you're still there. Actually, it tastes pretty good. That's not bad.

SPEAKER_01

Everybody knows I'm a red ale guy. If you listen to the show, now you'll start watching it and maybe see that I am a red ale guy. Like I that's pretty regular red ale's. Yeah. But this is I I do enjoy this.

Winter Driving And EV Regeneration

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it is pretty good. So, what's going on in Ricky's world this year?

SPEAKER_01

This week this week? Not a whole lot, man. Oh, I got some stories now. Got the you know, battle of the storm of oh, yeah, our northeastern storm that we got going through right now, and and it's just hitting everybody. Yeah, it was a good time, you know. It was a good uh 50 ounce ride home. Yeah, you know, yeah, I I mean, you know, I mean, of uh Gatorade. 50 ounces of Gatorade on the way home, you know.

SPEAKER_02

It's almost like this drink down here.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. It was no, it was uh it was interesting. It's not so much the weather, it's the people. Yeah, driving. It really is, you know. I mean, yeah, some people just don't understand. Yeah, and some people do, you know what I mean? Like I I can't fault anybody for doing 35 miles an hour. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Especially if the road conditions and you're just in a little car, whatever. I get it. Like I would be doing the ball tires, yeah. You know, it I was there back in the day, whatever. You know, now I'm in a four-wheel drive. I'm like, get the fuck out of my way. But let me push you. Oh, yeah, but at the same time, I'm like, all right, I get it. So I just kick back, jam the tunes, relax.

SPEAKER_02

Relax. Now I drive drove the EV. When you drive an EV, the thing about it is when you let off the accelerator, what happens? The car regenerates. So when you let off a golf cart, what happens? It breaks. It breaks. That's what an EV does. So you have to be real careful. You just can't let off.

SPEAKER_01

Even though something, I never even thought about that.

SPEAKER_02

So in the snow, like that.

SPEAKER_01

That would take a minute to get fucking used to it.

SPEAKER_02

It does, it does. Now you can turn it. There's a feature to turn that off, right? And you can use it. Oh, I would be turning that right the fucking. No, I'm used to it. I'm just like when I want to slow down, I just back off the accelerator a little bit. I keep going straight. When I totally let off, car's like, you know.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, I never even thought about that. That would take a minute to get used to it. Yeah, that would wow. I never thought of it.

SPEAKER_02

All wheels have motors, so right.

SPEAKER_01

They're all spinning, they're all spinning, but yeah, but even still, when you let off, all the brakes come on. They come on, and yeah, yeah. I yeah, that you're crazy.

Airstream Factory Sighting And Tour Talk

SPEAKER_02

Anyways, that's that's exciting, fun stuff. But um, I went on this trip, right? I had to go to a supplier and visit some suppliers and stuff. So as I'm traveling a supplier, oh, there was one thing I'd seen that made me think of you. Um uh what's some campers you like? A big dick? Yeah. You seen a big dick and you thought of me, huh? I did.

SPEAKER_01

No, you okay.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, let me go to my original story. I'm like, oh, you know what? Can you stop over this rest area? I feel a little brewing coming on. Yeah, yeah, I swap one out here. I haven't shit in two days. So I go in there, running in there, and uh I plop down, you know, and no lie, I'm shitting there, shitting, and all I hit I hear next to me. No, I'm like, that motherfucker's jacking off next to me. Are you kidding me? Nope. I'm like that unreal. You know what I mean? And then you hear the little belt, you know, like hitting the pants. Ting, ching, ching, ching, ching. He's like, Wow. Yeah, I thought, man, that's pretty brave. So did you reach under and be like, I said, you need some help?

SPEAKER_01

You need help. No, what I said is I have a natural shake.

SPEAKER_02

I have a natural shake. I just said, You want me to hold on to that for a second? Yeah, uh, but I couldn't believe that guy did it. So I get out of there.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like, You should have knocked. Did you knock on it?

SPEAKER_02

No, no, I just got the hell out of there. Anyways, I don't know what I would have done.

SPEAKER_01

I think I would have I just think I would have fucking slammed on the fucking side of it. You know, right as soon as you left. Yeah. Like right before you left. Oh, hit it. Like just fucking hit the fucking side of it real quick.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02

And I should have done like that.

SPEAKER_01

Just to throw him off rhythm.

SPEAKER_02

Like, what the yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But just to make him start over.

SPEAKER_02

He would, he would go, he would go. And then it would get a little louder, and then he would calm down. And like this, you would hear a little jingle at the end, like he's getting into it a little bit, and then all of a sudden, then you see the foot action, like little foot, uh see his toes curling. You see it, you see it come under the edge. I text down, I reached down, grab no, untied his shoe. Yeah, just to fuck with him, yeah, put some shit on it. Um no, so uh that's fucking crazy. Street, what's the uh campers that uh all the aluminum ones are the all the airstreams? Airstreams, yeah. I f we drove past that plant. That plant is beautiful.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, and the actual airstream plant, yeah, really beautiful.

SPEAKER_02

You could go in there and do tours, they got a coffee shop, uh somewhere in Ohio here, but it's towards um, like if you're going towards Dayton, but you go more south. Oh, yeah. So I'm driving by, I'm like, look at that plant, it's huge. It's an airstream plant, it's huge. Look at how many airstreams they got, tons, tons. I mean, there was like hundreds of them, dude. And then we get up, there's the main building. Beautiful, beautiful place.

SPEAKER_01

Did it look like an airstream?

Travel Eats: Wings, Onion Rings, And “Red Soda”

SPEAKER_02

No, it was all like like brick and stand, yeah. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, they made it like an airstream, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

But no, it was huge, and then the people we were um visiting, they make the cushions for the airstreams. Oh, really? Yeah, he took me in there where they sew them all and all that and make all the cushions and seats. Uh I was like, oh man, this is cool. I was feeling they're nice. That'd be cool. I mean, but how many people how many times have you seen we they they don't make cushions for us, but it was cool to see that process and how you know right.

SPEAKER_01

So it just for you to say that they had that many airstreams sitting down there.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. So I didn't know they made driving ones. They had like they looked like there was a ton of them that were some were black and some were that shiny, but they were like uh BMWs. They looked like the Mercedes.

SPEAKER_01

Mercedes, I Mercedes. They look like Yeah, so maybe that's just part of their line.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know, but I didn't get real close, but there was there was probably 200 of them. There was so many. There's row after row after row of them. And I was like, wow. That would be cool.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that would be-I I'd love to fucking walk.

SPEAKER_02

I wanted to go back and do a tour, but just go through and but when we were coming back, it actually was an hour more to take that route. But the reason that we took that route originally is because we were visiting another plant, and then we were down there, so then we went.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so I was actually have to head down there at some point uh this fall. So maybe I might look it up on your check it up. I didn't realize they were Ohio made.

SPEAKER_02

I didn't either. I didn't know what I mean. Like, but it's it's you could do a tour, a walking tour. They're too fucking expensive.

SPEAKER_01

Like the people they're nice, but there's a cult that have them. Uh there's a cult following, yeah, but the people that have them like don't have houses. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, uh because you're spending a hundred thousand dollars on a fucking camper. Yeah, but it was it was cool.

SPEAKER_02

And the building, I think you would be impressed. They I seen three buildings and they were huge. Two were like uh there's hey, there's nothing out there.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I wonder what the uh what the discount for an employee is, though. 100 bucks. No, I don't know. You know what I mean though? Yeah, yeah. Like if you get a few, uh maybe you get one for free. Yeah, you wish if you're making that many, I'll go down there and work for fucking two years.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, uh, if you got one when you retire, I'd be I'd be going down there at the end.

Red Ale Ratings And Style Notes

SPEAKER_01

I mean, if you were there for 30 years, yeah, why wouldn't they give you one? Yeah, that's a good gift. Yeah, and fuck yeah, it is. It's a hundred thousand dollar gift. Yeah, that's pretty nice. Because their Bambies, like I if you if you want, if you want to look it up, like their Bambies start at like 40 grand, dude. Wow, and they're tiny. This is what nine foot or 12 foot, maybe. Wow. Just a little ass camper, and there's they're starting at like 40 grand. They're nice though. Oh, they're beautiful.

SPEAKER_00

They're nice, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So we did that. Um, we did go, oh, we went to this one brewery, it was oh, it's oh, yeah. So we went to eat. I know, I don't want to bore everybody's stories, but um, we went to this one place that was kind of neat. When we drive around, we we try to eat at places that you know, hey, you got uh uh Applebee's, you got uh Crackle Barrel. I don't want to eat there. Oh, what's this place that was called? Rings and chicken and rings or something like that. Anyway, no, puffalo and rings, right? Okay, and they had the best um onion rings, best onion rings, crispy. Oh, they were so good.

SPEAKER_01

Everything there was the wings, the wings were good, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. The one guy that I went with, he eats at a little place called Hero's Little Wings, and he says it was just as good, if not better, than Little Wings. Oh, yeah. They were meaty, you know? Oh yeah, yeah, so it was really good. He really liked the uh onion rings, anyways. Um, we also went to this one bar which I said I was asking a lady the different drinks, and there was this one, and she said it's called um red soda, you know, red soda, like the cream red soda, yeah. You know, I said, Is it really cream red soda or is it alcohol? You know, and she goes, Oh no, it's alcohol, but people come here just for that. And I'm like, Oh, really? And uh you go there, and let me tell you, I got a glass, and it's uh what do you call that? A seltzer or salt, uh seltzer. Seltzer, yeah. Man, it it tastes like soda. Man, I would I drank one, drank another one. I was like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

What was the percentage on it though?

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. I could I I uh put it on my untap, but I mean you walked out, you walked home though. Yeah, I did walk home. I walked to my air, I walked to my air. It wasn't last week.

SPEAKER_01

I went into the uh it wasn't a 14% or no. Yeah, all right. I went into the bathroom and it started jerking off. Yeah, it started jerking off.

SPEAKER_02

That was me and the other one. Hello me, it's me.

SPEAKER_01

Hello me. Welcome to the real me. Real me.

SPEAKER_02

You just caught me. Uh no, but yeah, that I thought of that. That's a mega death song. I know. Yeah, that's why I did it. Hey, uh, one other thing, though. This is another funny story. So I was sitting there and uh um we were making popcorn. I was making popcorn with Mike, right? But sometimes when we make the popcorn, Mike makes hot popcorn, so he makes it and he puts uh peppers and different things. He cooks it. I fucked up. So when yes, it's very I love Mike's popcorn, yeah. And it's bubbling, you know, but when he opens that up sometimes, um, then fumes of that. Oh, they they take away. So it came across and it hit me, and I cough like, but it was so much, damn. Uh I I shit myself, right? Like, you know, and the one guy that was there, right? He was like, holy shit. And I was like, Whoo, my asshole was hurting. Because you know, when you're coughing, your asshole's tight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And that's well, it's pulsating.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but it went.

SPEAKER_01

So I like to watch her cough.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it went open, close. It went berrp. And that he just looked at me and he said, I think that might be wet. You might be better off just to throw them underwear away, you know, because man, it was rough, man.

SPEAKER_01

I after the videos I've seen, I think you'd be better off throwing all the cameras away. Yeah, or all the underwear. All the underwear away. She struggles.

SPEAKER_02

I give her challenges to clean them out.

SPEAKER_01

Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub.

SPEAKER_02

He said I might have a hole in that one. But man, it was rough, man.

SPEAKER_01

I was like, oh, my stomach. But yeah. Which Mike's popcorn is amazing. And I I know we've talked about it on the show before. Yeah, I bring bags every once in a while. He brings me a bag, yeah. And he hides them real quick. I fucking hide every one of them. Yeah, because you start drinking, oh dude, they're great. Yeah, I'll fucking mow them. They are good. But anyways, I also take them into work every once in a while. Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_02

Depending how many yeah, I think the plastic bags work better than the paper bags, so much better. Yeah, they really are. They are. That's why he he takes it to work, and people are like, oh, your prolong was over there because uh all the uh they're all in plastic bags. When he does it, he does the paper because it's quicker. Um I which I get, yeah, yeah. But anyways, um that's my week. That was at least something better than normal week, but yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, every week's the same week. Yeah, yeah. We're work work work drink, work, drink, drink, drink, work, drink, drink, work, golf, work, drink, go, golf. Oh no, I haven't coughed.

SPEAKER_02

I sent you that video. Did you see that video? Which one? I I said just so people know, I sent this one or this lady golfing, and as she would gough, her her uh uh little skirt would go up and her her butt would show. Yeah, and I said uh to you, I sent it to Rick. I got a new partner, Rick. And I wouldn't fault you. No, and then you uh what it was is uh uh my brother said, he goes, I would be driving the golf cart.

SPEAKER_01

No, he wouldn't. He'd be in the stall beaten off. That was him next to me.

SPEAKER_02

But, anyways, what do you think of this North High Road?

SPEAKER_01

Um, dude, I like it. You like it? And I think I liked it the last time too. It has a very good, not overwhelming anything taste. Yeah. If that makes any sense. You know what I mean? Like there isn't a a lot of reds have a very uh caramel, over almost overwhelming caramel taste. Sometimes. Sometimes, you know what I mean? It's a perfect blend of medium roasted malts, light taste, and everything else. Yeah, they say some people say chocolate notes. I'm not getting a chocolate note. I'm not getting the chocolate notes. And maybe this year around they're yeah, they don't have minor.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, it is an older one, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So, anyways, I would what are you saying you get? I would would you Jason keeper creep this? Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, this would definitely because I don't think it's that that much.

SPEAKER_02

Like this is a$6.2, absolutely.

SPEAKER_01

What a$9 six pack. Maybe a$12 six, two dollars. And it's only a four percenter?

SPEAKER_02

No. It's six point two. Oh, five point two. Five point two.

SPEAKER_01

So yeah, so it yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, but oh, so they might have changed the recipe because the year before it was a four-seven, that's why I was.

SPEAKER_01

Oh four seven and five two. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I mean it's it's better. Yeah, it's not that it's not that powerful. This is definitely an easy drinker, come home, yeah. Sick of the McWater, you know, want something new. Get one in. Get one in, you know what I mean. So what are you giving it? I I'll do a ten again. You're giving it a ten. I'll I'll give it a ten. Whoo. He's the red man. I I well, I see, I was thinking eight. No, I'll go a ten just because I I would keep I would almost buy this as a daily. Oh. Yeah. I mean, just cause yeah, it is five point two. What our makewater's four something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

But it the flavor when you're talking about the flavor.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Like there's so much more flavor. See, I like so maybe I'm taking a maybe I'm thinking I'm trying to, you know what I mean? Well, you're partial to more reds. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So I do like reds, but I I don't I I could get this put in my rotation. We already know it's Jason Keeper Creeper. I would actually say this is Princess because the just a little bit of a bitterness, but very tiny. Very tiny. Yeah. It's not much at all. Yeah. So I I'll go. I'll I'm I'll go nine. You go nine, four. I'll go nine. Yeah. Here we'll we'll fist bump on that.

SPEAKER_01

Boom. Yeah. But overall, it ain't bad, you know. I think it's great. There is a little bit of bitterness. I do I do get that little bit of bitterness on it. But uh to me, that's a red ale. You know what I mean? Like I'm just used to that red ale. Like it's just has that little bit of bitterness every once in a while.

SPEAKER_02

It's not very caramel-no, no, which is like sometimes that caramel can be overpowered.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_02

Yep. But you know, in the past, we gave it a two out of five on untap. Really? Yeah. The previous ones. So we must have not liked it previously. Two times in a row. Two, two. This time I'd probably give this a four. And you would give it a five out of five.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, an untap.

SPEAKER_02

An untap. Yeah. Yeah. So I give it a solid four, four and a quarter. You know? Yeah. Yeah. So it's pretty good stuff. But anyway, so we'll go grab another ice cold one because we're going to jump on that coconut milk stout. Jump on this. Jump on this coconut. Yeah. And then we'll get all into Ricky's bad choices. Yeah. We'll get into Ricky's bad choices and all the fun stuff. We'll be right back. Are we going to play around with the new one or? Uh maybe we'll look at it. Just look at it real quick. Maybe we might do the new one. Just do the game.

SPEAKER_01

Let's do the new game. Let's play it with the new one.

Coconut Milk Stout Tasting

SPEAKER_02

Okay. We'll do that. Let me get it then. All right. All right, bye. Hey, welcome back. Hope you got a nice ice goal one like we do. Yeah, we're back. Oh shit. You can't tell. We need that little sign. On air, off air. On air, off air sign. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And hang it. We do have it. We do the another reason to drink logo up there. Yeah, that's gonna get moved here. Maybe this week. And then the only problem is be behind us again. You know? I told someone, I said, you know, they talk about, you know, doing the whole camera. I mean, looking in the camera, like you keep your eyes in the camera. And I said, but I like to talk to you.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I don't know if I should like stare into the camera. Start in my eyes. So like and yeah. So I like just keep looking at you.

SPEAKER_02

So I said I could put a mirror up there and I can reflect off of it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, just too much. You're pretty, so I like looking at you. I like looking at your moose knuckle. The what was it? No, the C uh Camel toe princess. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

CTP, CTP in the house. It makes me think of that show the uh where was on the 80s. What was it? Um I can't remember. The Goldbergs. Uh but it was on the and the guy had the Goldbergs. The Goldbergs. It was like a sitcom about the 80s, and the guy, the brother had the uh group of uh friends, he goes, JTP? I don't know if I oh yeah, I don't know if I watched that one. It's pretty good. You would like it.

SPEAKER_01

Was it it wasn't made in the 80s, no, he talks about the 80s.

SPEAKER_02

He talks about growing up in the 80s, and it's funny because he relates to a bunch of stuff. Right.

SPEAKER_01

So, so like I I keep getting told about trailer trailer park boys. I never heard of that. You never heard of the trailer park boys? Uh-uh. Uh so now it's a movie? No, it's a show. Oh, I haven't, yeah. And it's uh more, yeah, it's I it's kind of wall. No, it's not an 80s thing. Oh, it's newer, newer? New uh-ish. 90s, maybe. Yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

And let's pop this open and drink it while we're talking. Six percent. This is that coconut milk. No, it's not coconut milk stout.

SPEAKER_01

This is a what was it, five percent? Six. Six. Yeah. Six percent.

SPEAKER_02

You know what this makes me think of? I heard on uh another uh podcast there. This guy was talking about how he was out and this lady, you know, whips out her boob to give, you know, feed her baby, right? But she had been drinking alcohol, but she was just had to um relieve herself for the pressure, you know. She wasn't feeding the baby, but you know, she had drank a little bit of alcohol, so they're basically gonna take the milk and throw it away, right?

SPEAKER_01

So they're a milker, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So yeah, anyways, yeah. So the thing is is the uh he's over there thinking to himself, man, how can I ask her to get some of that milk? I'm curious to try it, right? And so he said that his buddy's got his back, right? So his buddy says, I bet you a hundred bucks you can't get drink, uh, drink that milk. And he was like, Damn, my mind's already there, dude. So they get it, and he said he sucked that down like you wouldn't believe that gallon jug. He was like, Go, go, go, three seconds, right? And uh he said it tasted like tequila, you know. But uh, it's just funny, you know. How I would you would do it? I would try it.

SPEAKER_01

We're gonna taste like tequila. I would try it.

SPEAKER_02

Coconut, that's what maybe, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Coconut milk.

SPEAKER_02

She drinks some rum.

Expecting Coconut, Getting Milk Chocolate

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah. And then she shakes them up. That's what we're drinking here. She gets them all shook up. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

He was saying, he was like, How do I ask my best friend's wife if I get tired of milk?

SPEAKER_01

Do you know what uh you know a girl? Do you know what girls say to a guy with a big dick? What's that? I didn't think you would know.

SPEAKER_02

Oh you know what they call when you have sex with one person. I'm handsome. Don't worry. No, I'll keep go with me on this one.

SPEAKER_01

All right. Uh two people. Two people's uh menage of toile. Yeah, menage toile.

SPEAKER_02

If you go with three, it's what? Threesome? Threesome. And if you have four, it's a foursome. It's your it's your ex foursome.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't hear that one. No, I just thought it. Yeah, I always heard uh oh, but you're by yourself, yeah. You're handsome. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_02

I was I was listening to the car to the last podcast, and he said, Oh, I really thought you were gonna say your mother is your mother, you know, like foursome, your mother. Oh, my mom. I I know, but I said, his mom's tiny. I said, more like his ex. Oh, she's tiny too. Tiny and one foot.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, I'm just kidding. She she probably uh actually be lighter and cat. Really? Yeah. These days nothing fetamines is a wonderful thing. And this actually has a little bit of a like a chocolate. It has a chocolate, it's pretty good. Well, it is that milk stout, yeah. Which that would give the which I'm not getting the coconut. I'm not getting much coconut though. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

It needs a little more um gin from the milk tea.

SPEAKER_01

It needs a little more coconut, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, it's not bad. It tastes very it's a mild chocolate though.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. I mean, it's a milk stout. I mean, so it is a very milky kind of chocolate. Not nothing's overpowering. No, no. It's good. It is good, but I'm not getting the coconut. No. I was really hoping for a lot of coconut.

Ricky’s Bad Choices Game

SPEAKER_02

Me too. Yeah, more coconut flavor. More coconut flavor. I was thinking because it was a stout, it's gonna be more like uh almond joy or yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking. Or what's what I was hoping, yeah, yeah. Anyways, um, yeah. You're ready for some of Ricky's bad choice. Now, this we picked up as a little bit of different um carts. So these are a little bit different than the normal carts we do, but yeah. So here we go, Ricky. You ready? I'm so so ready. I can hear the porn. Sound like that guy that was in the bathroom next to me. Anyways, uh would you prefer, because this one asks you, like, would I, but it was, would you prefer to die by an electric chair drowning, falling off of a building? Ooh, that would rough.

SPEAKER_01

Ooh, I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

I don't I know I won't want drowning.

SPEAKER_01

I wouldn't want drowning, but I they say it's kind of quick.

SPEAKER_02

I think I'd rather do it. You take one breath, and you're pretty much but you're knowing for that however seconds.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but I don't know if I'd want to fall either.

SPEAKER_02

I wouldn't want to fall because how long's that fall?

SPEAKER_01

How long's that fall? And how long do you actually until your heart explodes? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

The electric chair. You're just sitting there, fucking, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I got I guess the electric chair. I would take the electric chair. You talked me into it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I uh I'm always fear of drowning because I'm always thinking that you're thinking like you know, yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I I think it's quicker than we think.

SPEAKER_02

Well, they say a lot of times you could take several gulps of water before oh you're yeah, you're definitely yeah, yeah, you definitely so you fill them lungs. Screw that, man. But fall uh falling would not be, you know.

SPEAKER_01

Falling falling's gonna be scary as fuck. You're gonna be like, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You jumped out of a plane. Dude, I jump off of fucking Arc Raiders all the time.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I want to tell you that uh my buddy was telling me about he thanks for reminding me that Ark Raiders, they said that uh when Battlefield 6 came out, he said I think don't quote me on the exact number, but he said it was like 660,000 people that would log on to that. And now everybody's yeah, so I guess that's per hour or whatever. I don't know that the log there was a lot of people now. It's at like 70.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, everybody's kind of everybody got on, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And then they said art raiders got way up there, everybody's playing it, but uh we get on the subject all the time because I like to go in and get my shit and get out, but they like to go in there and hunt people and hunt people and kill people, yeah, and that's what the last time I played.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you got hunted, dude. Me and my son dropped down in the spot that he had a key for. Yeah, and they were just sitting there waiting. Yeah, they don't even have to get the key, they know. They just fucking kept her on Gurney. I'm like, are you I why? Why be a cocksucker? Yeah, they are and then it was funny though. My my son did turn in the one guy. Oh, he did, and he was like, Yeah, he called me a racial slur. Which I thought it was funny. Yeah, I was like, good job, son. Good job. You go boy. I'm so proud of you. He was like, I I he I said he called me an N-word.

SPEAKER_02

He get banned. Yep. So the next question Have you ever been cheated on? Yes. I think everybody's been cheated on everybody has, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

At one time or another. Yeah, you know what I mean? Uh somebody has.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. I do, I think. Yeah. Do I pref all right? Do you prefer morning or evening sex?

SPEAKER_01

Um, I prefer This is tough one. No, I prefer her just not running away.

SPEAKER_02

So evening sex when you drug them.

SPEAKER_01

Anytime it is fine. Anytime. Anytime. I don't think you're uh there shouldn't be a there shouldn't uh honestly there shouldn't be a clock on sex. Yeah. You know what I mean? I feel like doing it now, you know.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, boom, boom. Yep.

SPEAKER_01

No, not later. No, yeah, no. There's only good too. Beer winch is like you're not having sex with me. But like there should not be a time. I don't think there should be a time on sex. I don't think a morning time or evening time. What is it? Uh do you prefer morning or evening? Evening, yeah. So I prefer it whenever you're ready, she'll let me. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, there there really shouldn't be a you know, it goes like this spontaneous. You know, so my wife wants to have a um a maid, you know, to clean up, right? Fuck yeah, dude. And then good for you, and you know, you spend money on that, right? Well, we can also spend money on a hooker, and just think, if she would do her job, we wouldn't have to have a hooker or but but a tormentless maid.

SPEAKER_01

A topless hooker maid, dude. They got they got they have them down in uh Florida, yeah. They come in fucking naked maids, naked maids? Yeah, I actually probably would go for that. Yeah, I I I stumbled out on TikTok one time. This chick was making five grand in a day. Oh, cleaning around, she was a topless maid. Damn, and all she was doing was clean houses, and then the guy was like, Oh, you want to clean a car? And she's like, Oh, yeah, you know, so she cleaned the car, and then the neighbor was like, Hey, well, you want to come over and clean my car? And she made like three grand in fucking a couple hours. Wow. And I just tried doing that in the out here. Yeah, it gets 50 cents to go with. Yeah, they threw it at you. I'm like, here I'll clean your car too. I'll shovel your snow in my my bikini, my thong.

SPEAKER_02

But I I I out of morning or evening, um, I'm kind of like you. I don't care either way. That's why I was like, I'm 50-50. I do.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, I'm 50 years old. If I'm getting laid, you're lucky. It don't matter. No matter what time it is.

SPEAKER_00

It's up, baby. It's up, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, just just help. It's working. Hurry, hurry, come quick. Cause I am. I looked at you. Yeah, yeah. Hurry, baby.

SPEAKER_02

It's already leaking. Uh, have you have you ever hooked up with someone who uh you knew was in a relationship? They say I on this. This actually reads, have I ever hooked up with someone who I haven't tried to check you and I knew that was in a relationship?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I did. I mean, I I yeah, that's where that goes with that gene card. Back in the day, yeah, it's the same thing, right? You know, back in the day, yeah. Yeah, because you're trying to steal that one away, right? You know what I mean? Well, you're trying to, yeah, you're trying to find the next wifey, or yeah, but she's probably hitting on us. Yeah. You know what I mean? That person's probably hitting on us, even though she's with somebody.

SPEAKER_02

I'm like, yeah, you know she's with him, but yeah, he ain't here. But he ain't here. Look, it's working.

SPEAKER_01

You're drinking alone, aren't you? I got I got a drink for you right here.

SPEAKER_02

Um who do you think is the horniest in this group? Beer wench. Oh.

Gaming Frustrations And Player Behavior

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, probably I would have to say beer wench. Yeah. Yeah. He's gotta be. She. She's gotta be. It. Well, yeah, I don't know what her pronouns is. Uh yeah, you got big titty nipples, though. It, she, him, her, it, they, thy. Yeah, I don't know. I, yeah, whatever they they, them, them, there, them, cat, dog. I would say them. Yeah. With them titties. It has to be them. So that's it. Your pronouns from now on are them. Them. Them. T. T in the house. What do you think of this so far?

SPEAKER_02

I mean, I kind of like it. I don't know if I could do one after another after another.

SPEAKER_01

No, I'd be probably one, maybe two.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know if I'd keep it. You know? Yeah, I don't think I'd think it'd rather. I mean, it's it's good. It goes down. Now, would I say princess? I would say princess on this because it's very mild, chocolatey flavor. It almost is like almost like a milk chocolate-ish.

SPEAKER_01

It is absolutely milk chocolate. But I like there's no coconut. That's what upsets me. It's kind of disappointing. Yeah, it's very disappointing. That's the only reason I bought it.

SPEAKER_02

But it could have been made with coconut milk. You know, real coconut milk isn't real coconut.

SPEAKER_01

It isn't real coconut-y. Yeah. Yeah, but then they should they should add okay, left hand. You should add coconut uh shavings or whatever. No, because that is. You would be you'd be drinking and get a no no. I mean, you know it should just oh in the brew. Yeah. Yeah, just in the brew and just uh to give it more of a just do some coconut extract or something. Yeah, throw fucking coconut oil in it or something.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. You know, essential oils. Yeah, something.

SPEAKER_01

Make it more coconut, give it a coconut flavor. Yeah. But I mean, it's not bad. What do you give it? I'll give it an eight.

SPEAKER_02

I'll I'm good with you. Yeah. Yeah, I'll go an eight. The only reason I wouldn't keep it is not because I don't like it or anything, or it's bitter. It's not, it's not even sweet. It's like a semi-sweet. It and it's good, but it's just it's just not what I could see myself wanting now all the time.

SPEAKER_01

It's a it's honestly their milk stout. Yeah. It's left hand is milk stout. With the coconut so on the picture. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So do you think do you think um it'll give us uh you know how coconut milk's kind of healthy for you? Oh, do you I didn't think about that. It might even give you superpowers. Oh, I didn't think about that. Yeah, you might have to call your old lady. Hey, baby, it's up. Come on over. He's like, nah.

SPEAKER_01

I'll just fucking run it into the wall a couple times. Bend it the other way. He'd be like, yeah, fuck it. You're gonna go in the bathroom? Yeah, yeah. No, just see if I can make some holes in the wall. I see the little pinhole. Your guys' next glory, glory hole. Glory hole. I'll stick my dick through it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Anyways, anything else interesting and not a whole lot, man. Same here.

SPEAKER_01

It's the same old PS Life. Good life. We love life. We do. We fucking love life. Hey uh and we love all you guys. Go to uh Buzz Buzz Sprout. Buzz Sprout Sprout Sprout, right?

SPEAKER_02

Yep, Buzz Sprout. Check it out. Yeah, check it out. You can listen to us on there. We actually have a Facebook page, another reason to drink podcast. You could go to the Facebook page and we're getting all that now? Yeah, we got a Facebook page. There's actually a video out there of us. We actually uh have our website and then I could probably fix the link to somebody bought us beers? Yeah, someone bought us a beer. Oh yeah. Yeah, you could go on there and buy a beer. Jason the keeper creeper keeps uh subscription away for us. Thank you.

SPEAKER_01

Another year, we might be up there. We might even get a chair. We'll get a chair for her, I guess. Uh beer wench.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Beer wench needs a better chair. Uh, but no, thank you everybody. Um, yeah, we appreciate all the support, all the downloads, listens, and stuff. And uh, and even when I was riding with my buddy, I was getting good feedback, and uh, we brought that feedback into the studio and we were able to hopefully sound better and get back to our same quality and stuff. So I'm gonna try to stay away from the racist jokes.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, let's try. So I'm gonna try. I mean that's my dry January. Yeah. Uh sorry over. Yeah, sorry.

SPEAKER_02

I already messed up.

Beer Verdicts And Recipe Tweaks

SPEAKER_01

We'll go uh February. Uh what's the next thing they do? Yeah, well, no, let's go um Fetal February. Fetal February. So I'll just stay in the fetal position. Oh god, and you know what?

SPEAKER_02

You ever think about like I was thinking about this because it made me think like people that do weird combinations. Like I seen a video the other day where people are eating Cheetos and milk together. I did I seen that a while ago. Yeah, it just made me think, like I started looking at like weird combinations. What makes people think to say, hey, you know what? I'm gonna stick this pickle in some peanut butter and try it. It's like, or they're like, I got some popcorn, but it needs something, let me throw some shit on it and see what it tastes like. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, but at the end of the day, like, isn't that anything that happens? I guess. You know what I mean? Like, I mean, like at the end of the day, like it's something new, makes two together, nobody else has. Yeah. I mean, yeah, yeah, a Reese cup, chocolate peanut butter. Yeah. You know, like how'd that come?

SPEAKER_02

Pretzel or no, uh, what do you call it? A chip and uh chocolate.

SPEAKER_01

Right.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, the salty, the salty, sweet. Okay, go with that. And then, okay, so who thought about like I'm gonna take this jar of peanut butter and put my dick in it?

SPEAKER_00

Put my dick.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I mean, you know what I mean? Hey, that looks good. How do we have a go boy? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Who's the first one to think about like I mean, back in the day was lamb lamb chops was a completely different understanding. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

But you know, it's like weird things, you know. Like that, uh, what's that uh show where the guy uh put his dick in the apple pie? You know, I forget. Oh, America Pie. America Pie. Yeah. It's like, ooh, it's a war.

SPEAKER_00

And then the mother comes in here, what are you doing with my apple pie?

SPEAKER_01

No, at the end of the day, though, that kind of goes back to your uh your guy right next to you or you're trying to take a shit. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, he looked at that apple pie going, huh, that's probably pretty warm. Yeah. You know what I mean? His mind went sow. Like, mine would be like, well, no. Her mouth is pretty warm, and chloroform is free. I'm only with dudes. Oh well. You can buy them at the store. You can buy them at the dollar store. Oh my. You don't want to go that route. Anyways, just cook the pie. Yeah, just cook the pie.

SPEAKER_02

Just get a jar of peanut butter.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. Get a jar of peanut butter and cook the pie. I actually like coconut. Coconut oil. He said coconut. Coconut. Well, dude, it's like a chisel. It scraped the shit out of it. Yeah, I'm at the days and age. I'm gonna fucking bam. Splitting the fucking things like logs. You want me to open that? Split. I can't wait to go to the fucking south. Yeah. I'm going on vacation, so I've been practicing. Getting ready. Getting ready. Oh wow. I'm gonna show you guys how to save all kinds of money. This is gonna be a tourist trap.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, you might be able to see Jason Keeper Creeper, maybe this coming up weekend.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, fuck. I am going out of the Carolina. I never even thought about that.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. You might be able to pop in there and uh say hi to him.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, we're gonna have to. I'm not going. Hey, Jason Stephanie, yeah. Uh by the time they get this show, it'll be after the fact. I think me and your brother and brother-in-law are basically heading down to the Carolinas, do some work. Is that Charleston? Charlotte. Charlotte. Charlotte. Charlotte. I always get them all messed up. Yeah. You guys be all over. Oh, fuck yeah. I think we're gonna head down to Georgia too. Yeah, that'd be nice.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, it'd be really nice. Yeah, that would be. That's that's a drive. A few more hours. But you're right there. Go for it.

SPEAKER_01

We're right there. We're we're gonna go. Go. We'll head down there Saturday and turn around, come back Sunday, pick up the rest of Greg's shit. And then go home. And head home. Yeah. Actually, yeah. There's nothing gonna be fun about this. It's a word. But I mean, it's gonna be all kinds of fun. Yeah. There's gonna be funner if Queston and Stephanie would come over and see us. Yeah. Hey, we'll be down your way tomorrow night about one, two o'clock in the morning. Yep. So go ahead and swing by at least by seven o'clock in the morning.

SPEAKER_02

Have your work clothes on.

SPEAKER_01

And have your work clothes on. Yes. Yes.

Road Work Plans And Carolina Trip

SPEAKER_02

And remember, uh, she she has to dress up like the naked the uh what do you call it? The maid service.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Have Stephanie dressed up as the topless uh maid service. Uh maid service. Got some cars clean. I mean, I guess there's really no dressing. Uh we're gonna do we're gonna try something new. You guys could make a lot of money off this. Uh topless painting. There you go. Topless painting. Yeah. You guys getting ready to move out? You know, yeah. If anybody in the North Carolina area getting ready to move out, topless painting. Topless painting. Here we go.

SPEAKER_02

Everybody wants to see Rick Tapless. I'd fucking do it. He didn't say if it was male or female.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Topless painting.

SPEAKER_02

I'm coming down there. Anyways, uh any other reason to drink this week? Actually, isn't that better than cleaning?

SPEAKER_01

I'd rather clean. Yeah, but no. Yeah. Um you're you don't understand what I'm asking. Right. Wouldn't you rather watch somebody paint topless than clean topless? Yeah, because they would be in one room. Well, they would be reaching up and stretching and bending down. Bending down. Yeah, put more paint on. But Rick, I don't want to see you bending down. I'm not talking about me. I'm just I'm thinking of new business adventures here. Get into that. I'm just uh Rick's topless painting. Yeah. Market it. Yeah. Get a couple meth heads.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Be done in no time. Like, I mean, it's gonna be uh they if they steal something, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02

Gotta sign a waiver, yeah. Yeah. Uh which is another reason to drink this week. Uh fuck the snow.

SPEAKER_01

I'm about done with it. And it's still early. It's early.

SPEAKER_02

It's early, but we got more snow this year than we've had in minutes.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but not the most snow we've had. No, no. But it's still early. We got hammered a bunch of times.

SPEAKER_02

So far, it's only you know a couple weeks in January. Normally it seems like December is hit and miss, but we already got but at the same time, I keep like I keep saying we're uh two months out.

SPEAKER_01

February, March. Month and a half. Month and a half out. Eh. Sometimes it'll carry to April. Yeah, mid-March. Yeah, but I mean it's just uh the rain. Yeah, hit and miss.

SPEAKER_02

I'd rather have the snow than ice. That rain sometimes is just it's just nasty.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, well, I mean, the ground and everything else. I mean, you ain't doing anything outside.

SPEAKER_02

No, either or rain or snow. Right. Yeah. Uh my other reason to drink is uh I had a good week. It was uh went fast because of the whole um uh the travel stuff. And anytime I travel, it's pretty cool. Like I got to see that, you know, the win the wind streams and airstreams, I mean, and uh they get to see the actual things being made and stuff like that. It's pretty cool. So, anyways, that's my another reason to drink. Any last words, thoughts? Don't drink and drive. And God bless you guys. See you next week. Wait.

SPEAKER_01

Come on, give me a hit, give me a