Another Reason to Drink

Snow, Beer, And A New Year

• Bill & Rick • Season 7 • Episode 1

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Snow piled up outside and we cracked open Ellicottville’s holiday variety to see what stuck. The “sugar cookie” ale promised vanilla and bakery warmth, but our palates landed on semi-sweet green tea with a syrupy hint, sparking a real talk about flavor names, expectations, and how seasonal beer labels set you up before the first sip. From there we mapped out our path to video: quick reels now, smart gear later, and a steady cadence built on honest reactions at the table rather than a perfect studio.

The nostalgia wave hit when we turned to MTV’s sign-off after 44 years. We relived the early music video years, the pivot to reality TV, and the moment YouTube made curation on-demand. That shift changed how artists break, how fans discover, and why short, searchable clips beat a cable slot. Music videos didn’t die—they moved to a platform where you can find exactly the song you want in seconds.

Redemption arrived with the Chocolate Cherry Bomb imperial stout at 8.2%. Big chocolate on the nose, a rich body, and a shy cherry note that flashes late before a dry, slightly bitter finish. We’d order a pint to try, but it’s not a case buy; still, it’s a solid winter sipper for stout fans. We also look ahead to St. Patrick’s season—Irish reds, dry stouts, and ambers—and swap Savannah stories: long parades, sip-and-stroll charm, and cobblestone history that makes a beer taste better in your hand.

If you love beer reviews with unfiltered honesty, a dash of music history, and road-tested tips for building a creator workflow, you’re in the right place. Pour something cold, rate along with us, and hit play. Enjoyed the show? Follow, share with a friend, and leave a quick review to help others find it. What winter beer should we try next?

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SPEAKER_01:

Welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess, Princess. I'm here with my other hostess, Rick. How's everybody doing tonight? Happy New Year! Oh, yeah. Happy 2026.

SPEAKER_00:

26, man. I cannot believe it.

SPEAKER_01:

We already got a lot of snow starting off 26. Oh, fuck. We got on.

SPEAKER_00:

I think it has to be the worst winter so far. I yeah, I think so. So I mean for the last for the last five, six years. Yeah. We got dumped before, but not it not like that. Not a study dump. Yes. Like it's been a study four or five days. I mean, I'm over a foot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

And it just keeps building and building. I'm already tired of shoveling.

SPEAKER_00:

I mean, I'm sick of my dick hitting the ground every time.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, if you wouldn't crawl, when you do the army crawl, it's like I'm plowing snow. When it's at a time. Making a little line. Anyways, like we said last week, we're going to do Ellicottville and Brewing Company. And we're going to do a sugar cookie. And we're going to do what's the other one?

SPEAKER_00:

We're going to do a cherry chocolate or no chocolate cherry bomb.

SPEAKER_01:

This one's point six. What's that?

SPEAKER_00:

This one is the 8.2.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh my. It's it's the same. It's the same. 5.6. We should uh this one the sugar cookie is actually an ale brewed with natural flavors. I'm tired. It's a stout. In his stout. Yeah. So we're gonna go ahead and open the ship.

SPEAKER_00:

And then we got another one.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, there's three of these.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. So it was a variety pack of their Christmas ales. So oh there, there's four. Yeah, my math. My math doesn't math.

SPEAKER_01:

You already drank the other three.

SPEAKER_00:

Were they good, Rick? No, no, actually, I this I haven't touched any of these, surprisingly. They've been in my refrigerator for two weeks.

SPEAKER_01:

Smell like sugar cookie. A little bit.

SPEAKER_00:

I smell a little something, something there. A little something.

SPEAKER_01:

Sweet. Sweet. I don't know. You know what's weird is uh we were just trying to do a uh real quick reel video. Um, and as we were trying to do that, it feels weird. I feel like I'm still being recorded somewhere. Well, uh, because we are, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Where it just on our voice. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

One part of us is being recorded, but yeah, it's like I'm looking around.

SPEAKER_00:

You think you should be looking at the camera at the camera and like trying to figure out what we're doing now, and one, two, three.

SPEAKER_01:

What's wrong there we go? One finger. He gave him a stop. My finger, he's to the knuckle.

SPEAKER_00:

But I I I think we kept saying that we were gonna go on YouTube, yeah, and that's and that's that is our goal, yeah, at the end of the day. But we're gonna do baby steps towards it.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, well what we're doing, we're trying to do play with short little videos, build on them, and then finally get a show, get going.

SPEAKER_00:

We need some more equipment, more equipment, more equipment, more equipment, more equipment, more money, more money, more money, more money, more money, more money, so Rick money.

SPEAKER_01:

Uh more money. What do you think of the first sip of this? As you get a little bit more.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm to me, it's a cream ale. It's very so far. I'm a cream ale. I I see where you're getting at with it. Like, I'm trying to figure it out. Like, I'm trying to figure out the taste on it.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know if I'm getting so much of a sugar cookie. I'm getting some kind of sweetness there.

SPEAKER_00:

I I get a sweetness, but it's almost like a syrup.

SPEAKER_01:

It's like a tea flavor. Yes, like green tea. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00:

Exactly. I was trying to figure it out, and then as soon as you said tea, I'm like, yep, yeah, that's it. Green tea flavor.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, they missing that it ain't sugar cookies, it's green tea, unless it went bad.

SPEAKER_00:

Brewed with ribbons and rich vanilla, creamy biscuit, and aroma of fresh baked cookies. No way, hmm.

SPEAKER_01:

No way. Well, they're saying the whole four-pack. Oh no, this is the one, yeah. I'm thinking a green tea. Yeah, who writes this?

SPEAKER_00:

The brewmaster, that's what he was going for.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. He must have ate a cookie before that show. He's like, mm, what do I call that?

SPEAKER_00:

He's like, yeah. And then took a drink of his beer, and he's like, damn, it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_01:

That tastes like sugar cookie. Every time I take a bite, you know. Hey, did you know though, just the beginning of this year, that MTV went off the air no longer. 44 years. I know. Yeah, that they canceled last was last time they were on air was December 31st. New Year's Eve. Really? Yep. No longer.

SPEAKER_00:

No longer of not playing music?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. But it used to be good in the day.

SPEAKER_00:

Back in the day. Yeah. When it first came out, back in the day, I was a huge MTV fan.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

But then they went to reality TV.

SPEAKER_01:

When did they do that though? That was probably more in the 2000s.

SPEAKER_00:

Late 90s, like 99, maybe 98.

SPEAKER_01:

Then VH1 came out, right? VH1 had at least some.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, but they went, they were more, they were almost more 80s. Like they were more than 100. When they came out, yeah. Yeah. You know, they were doing the retro.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, when did all the shit that MTV wouldn't play? MTV came out, what, 81, right? We said September of 81. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we said the song, what was it?

SPEAKER_00:

Uh uh Video Killed the Radio Star. Yep. That's right.

SPEAKER_01:

August 1st of 1981. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

And so then VH1 came out though, and they just started playing all the shit that MTV quit playing. Yeah. They just picked up all the shit that was out there that they weren't playing.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. 85.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. You know, so I mean they switched over yet launch date, January 1st of 1985.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. So I mean.

SPEAKER_01:

I wonder if VH1's still out there.

SPEAKER_00:

I yeah, I don't even know. Yeah, I don't even know either. Which but I or did VH1 turn into BET?

SPEAKER_01:

No, I think that was separate. Was it? Yeah, I think so. Okay. Oh, it's the early 90s is when they changed. You're right. Early 90s is when they changed to just reality TV and they quit playing fucking music. Which was the real because they had that real world that took off. They took off and they still talk about the original real world. Whatever, but I remember watching that though.

SPEAKER_00:

I mean, I kind of got not never got into any of that reality boy. Not on MTV. No. I never got into all that shit, but what was it?

SPEAKER_01:

The um oh the original real world? Oh, I don't remember this. Never mind. I don't remember watching that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I had no clue what that was.

SPEAKER_00:

I was too busy.

SPEAKER_01:

91. I was in the military.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, I mean, I was serving this country in foreign wars, and these kids were just partying and drinking, pretending like they were living in the real world. Pretending. Well, they got working they weren't working, they weren't fucking doing it.

SPEAKER_01:

Drinking. Uh yeah, VHS1 is still around on basic cable channels. Yeah. Oh, right there it says and they um yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, they basically turned into BEG.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, they did, you're right.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Rick was right. Come on. That's pretty impressive. Yeah. Yeah. When did that happen? We're learning so much. I love the fact we could read it so quick.

SPEAKER_00:

I know. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

But uh, she's on the ball today.

SPEAKER_00:

That that's crazy that they went off the air. I mean, it's not, it's not that crazy. Yeah, there wasn't anything on it. I mean, there was ridiculousness and reality TV. Catfished and whatever. You know what I mean? I don't even know if ridiculousness is on it anymore, really. I mean, right, no, I don't think so or some shit like that.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, beer went, click on that bottom picture under loyal drinkers. Right there, right, go back to the left. Right there. Blow that little picture up.

SPEAKER_00:

I think I know him. I think I know him.

SPEAKER_01:

Lancaster.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, I know him. Yeah. Yeah. He works out a lot. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah. He has great friends or uh pecs.

SPEAKER_01:

But, anyways, uh what were you saying? The real no real world mtv. No, but you were saying if they were still on.

SPEAKER_00:

If they would have just played music, like somebody fucked up along the way. Yeah. And just quit playing music videos. Yeah. But then again, I mean, a lot of people, I don't know. I think musicians liked making them videos. I think they did. That was a big thing. Make a video and everything. And it was fun to watch. That you, I mean, I guess that took away from it all.

SPEAKER_01:

I think they still create videos because you could still go on um like YouTube and watch videos. They said that MTV stopped uh playing music videos primarily due to the change of viewing habits. Oh, the raise of the the rise of the internet, you're right. Yeah, especially YouTube right there.

SPEAKER_00:

Especially YouTube, right there. Yeah, you get them on there for free.

SPEAKER_01:

And you could type whatever one you wanted to watch.

SPEAKER_00:

That show. Yep. Yeah. If I wanted to watch Alanis Morris singing from a donkey dick, it would be on there. Yep. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01:

It's still on there. Yep. Which I've missed that one. You gotta go rewatch it. You know, when I was in the the the desert speaking about videos, one that I used to watch was the Black Eyed Ps Shut Up, Shut Up, Shut. I loved that video. I don't know if I know what she's doing. Yeah, Black Ey P Shut Up. And the other one was um uh what's her name? Alicia Keys. Um her voice, man.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_01:

I put in there black eyed P shut up, shut up.

SPEAKER_00:

Who I I was big on that chick that did uh stroman pain with his fingers. Yeah, like oh but that was one at the same time. I was too I wasn't she with no, she wasn't with the black eyed, she was with uh uh uh song.

SPEAKER_01:

This is the song you can't hear it, but that you see the video? I love this video. I I almost can mimic this. I would watch this at least ten times a day. I mean, it was like my escape. I don't know why. Um drumming my fingers one time, yeah. Shut up. Oh she was so hot, she was hot back then. She just screamed back then. Yeah, I could do all the steps and the I get the moves. Yeah, oh I love it.

SPEAKER_00:

What was her name? Uh what is her name? Uh Fergie.

SPEAKER_01:

Fergie. Fergie. Going crazy.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh my god, I wish we had a video right now. Joey is just going off. Dude, I don't even know what you know.

SPEAKER_01:

I love you. He wants to take her to Paris. Fly her. I've never heard this song before. I've been in life. Oh, I listened to crap out of it. Wow. That was my song. Look.

SPEAKER_00:

Are you are you kissing to the black guy? Look at their nipples are really hard. I mean, his nipples are really hard. Look, look. Oh my god. Poked me in the eyes. That got me through so many lonely nights. Only one of them the one. That's fake.

SPEAKER_01:

That got me through so many nights. She pumped that nipple up. She was flicking that one.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Hey, I'll take whatever you can get.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. If you gotta flip that one.

SPEAKER_01:

But she was pretty back then.

SPEAKER_00:

I mean, she's pretty now, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

But back then, her eye, man. Good lord. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

She was pretty back then.

SPEAKER_01:

For sure. There was enough for all of us. Look, it's like 20 of them up there, all looking like her.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, I had never heard that song before.

SPEAKER_01:

No. No, I listened. And what does it say what year it came out by chance? Uh because that would have been like 06, 05, 2005, 6.

SPEAKER_02:

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. And they said they had a uh, just so you know, in this video at the end, they had a um, what do you call it? Like a um, I can't even think, uh, entry that you can win this prize, and you would be on this video, and the big guy with the cane at the end won. And he's on the video at the end. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

So back in the day.

SPEAKER_01:

Back in the day. Scroll down a little bit. Let's see if it tells a year real quick. 16 years ago. Uh 2003. I knew it was somewhere around there. Yeah. Oh yeah. Good songs.

unknown:

Shut up.

SPEAKER_01:

Anyways, that's my story. See how excited I got.

SPEAKER_00:

I gotta go to the bathroom real quick. Just a minute. See, I uh my only uh song, I jeez.

SPEAKER_01:

But that one that you that was a good song that came out around the same time. I would listen to it all the time.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, it was a big yeah, and I think it was per I don't know, it was uh strong in my finger. It was Whitecliffe, yeah, with her, yeah, doing that song. And he's from Black Eyed P's, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Because they yeah, they did a bunch. I wonder, I don't know how you would even Google it to figure even out what what song uh it was uh unless you put that comment in there, strung in my finger. Uh no, uh unless one time, yeah, uh that's when he would say it one time, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh the hell was the name of that song? Oh it's somebody we'll get a t text when this goes out and goes. Yeah, someone will say, You dumbasses, you dumbasses, you don't know that song. Yeah, I got one earlier or earlier this week. It was Mastheads, you fucking retard like that. But I don't get any hate.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, anyways. What do you think of this?

SPEAKER_00:

I don't know. I I think it's uh I got it down, it's not bad, but to me it's green tea. Yeah, it I it's great if you're trying to get healthy. If you're trying to stick with green tea, low sugar, it's it it really tastes like a tea. It it tastes like a green tea to me. Yeah, yeah, it really does.

SPEAKER_01:

Like a semi-sweet.

SPEAKER_00:

Which I mean, hey, Elcottville has really nailed it for us. Like I we I know we have a lot of high uh numbers numbers, yeah, for them.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, but what would you give this one? Uh-oh. We got clumsy. We got the beats in the background.

SPEAKER_00:

Hey, I I have no clue what this is, dude.

SPEAKER_01:

This is Fergie too, by herself.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, I do know this song.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, actually. I mean, she's pretty.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

No doubt.

SPEAKER_00:

Anyways, what were you drinking? I was really surprised when she got married. Yeah. Who she got married to. Who she got married to. Yeah. Like, I can't believe that white guy pulled it off. Like, I I've just, and no offense. I just kind of figured that she would be married to a Gor Tan fellow. Yeah. I would say they had a couple kids together, too. I think so.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. He was in his own band though.

SPEAKER_00:

No, he was an actor.

SPEAKER_01:

He's an actor. Oh. He's a big actor. Uh, I'm thinking of someone else that she married then.

SPEAKER_00:

No. Uh oh, what the hell? That's not it. No, you gotta bring up you gotta bring up who she's married to. Fergie. Who's Fergie married to? Uh oh, I forget his name. I you'll know him as soon as you see him. Yep, right there. Oh Josh Dunham.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

unknown:

Yep.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Are they still married? Oh. I think. Oh. What's she married to someone else, though? Does it show that?

SPEAKER_00:

Actually, when I seen him, I was just like, oh my God. Like, I kind of figured, I guess I'd I figured like her husband would be a lot tanner.

SPEAKER_01:

He does have a tan. I wonder if she was married to anybody else.

SPEAKER_00:

She's married in 70, or she was born in 75. She's my age. 72. I just seen 75. 75.

SPEAKER_01:

Born March 27th. If you go back one, it said 72. Oh no. Maybe 75. Yeah. I was thinking of that. I was thinking of her age.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Her age is 52. So she's 55.

SPEAKER_01:

53. See, up there it says age, 53, November 72. That's her husband. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh, okay. Never mind.

SPEAKER_00:

So they're real close to your age. Good for them. Good for them. Good for them. Good for him.

SPEAKER_01:

Anyways, the screen tea? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00:

Do you think that thing would be blown up? I know. I mean, surgery. Whatever. Stitch, stitch.

SPEAKER_01:

Throw it next to Stitch that. Hook me up. Anyways, what do you think of this?

SPEAKER_00:

Uh would you give it? I'm gonna go low. I really am. I'm gonna go. I like want to say a seven. Just because we've had a sugar cookie before. We've had a sugar cookie not from Ellicottville. We've had a sugar cookie. Oh, the cookie exchange sugar cookie was fucking amazing from Great Lakes.

SPEAKER_01:

See, I was gonna go 5.5.

SPEAKER_00:

Are you going that low? Yeah. I mean, I'll follow you up on it. Here, I'll go six. I'll split for instance. I said seven, like whatever.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Because I didn't think seven's kind of high. I mean, I got it down, but it's it's misleading.

SPEAKER_00:

We go to ten.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

So that's why I was like, eh, low. That's why I'm halfway.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Yeah. Because I'm thinking two if you did it on a scale of uh what is it, four or five, you would do 2.5. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

I don't know. I don't get the sugar cookie.

SPEAKER_01:

No sugar cookie.

SPEAKER_00:

I don't get the sugar cookie at all.

SPEAKER_01:

And I wouldn't say princess only because it's just it's very just I wouldn't keep it.

SPEAKER_00:

Girls would like it.

SPEAKER_01:

If they're in the green tea.

SPEAKER_00:

If they're in a green tea, like a good yoga chick. Mm-hmm. Yeah. She'd be all, Oh, my next drink. This this is perfect. Add seven shots of vodka to it, and it'd be all good.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, but As it is. Yeah. I'm hoping the next one's gonna be better.

SPEAKER_00:

And they normally are. Yeah, they're normally on spot. Normally on spot. It's kind of surprising.

SPEAKER_01:

It is kind of surprising.

SPEAKER_00:

And we're gonna take a quick break here. Yep.

SPEAKER_01:

And we'll be right back. We're gonna get another ice cold one. We'll see you in a second. Hope you got a nice cold one. We got Rick's song playing in the background here. Listen. I wish I had a video of him. He's on the floor. He just hit his foot.

SPEAKER_00:

That's normally how they sound.

SPEAKER_01:

He hit his foot.

SPEAKER_00:

This is Ron Hall!

SPEAKER_02:

Ronghall! Ow, ow! What's her name? Rong ho! Rong oh!

SPEAKER_01:

Anyways, we got this nice ice cold chocolate cherry blom. Imperial stout.

SPEAKER_00:

It's only an 8-2, so we'll see how this goes.

SPEAKER_01:

It is an 8-2. I thought you were lying. No, that's it's an 8-2. Ooh. I smell the chocolate.

SPEAKER_00:

I smell the chocolate. A robust and malty Imperial stout, brewed with English hops, chocolate, malt, and orange sweet cherries.

SPEAKER_01:

I get no cherries.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, I'm sorry, Oregon.

SPEAKER_01:

Oregon. Oregon. I said orange. Oh, 8.2 is gonna put them over.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh fuck yeah, I'm hoping. It's Benaman. It'd be a good sleep. It's Benaman.

SPEAKER_01:

I need some rest. It's chocolatey. It's rich.

SPEAKER_00:

That's pretty good though.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. I mean, do you get a cherry yet?

SPEAKER_00:

I get it on the very back of the glug glug. But it also turns sour.

SPEAKER_01:

A little bit.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, it gets a little bitter. But I taste that little bit of just very slight.

SPEAKER_01:

Very quick, too.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Yeah. And then it just goes it goes bitter.

SPEAKER_01:

This is hard.

SPEAKER_00:

No, no, I think I like it.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, I like the chocolate flavor.

SPEAKER_00:

I like the chocolate flavor and I I like the it's rich. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

It's rich. Yeah, I like it. I think I like it. How's it score overall?

SPEAKER_00:

Pretty good or eight point ninety two. That's pretty high. Yeah, it's yeah. It's better than the last one. Yes. Yeah. Out of the box. And we got two more in the box. We're in trouble.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

I don't know. Uh we're not making it through tonight.

SPEAKER_01:

No. Next show. Next show. This has 19,000 people that did it. Oh, 27,000. Might have to switch it up. Yeah, put something in between it. I got a nice red we can do.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, do you?

SPEAKER_01:

Red IPA.

SPEAKER_00:

So now where do we go from here? Christmas is over.

SPEAKER_01:

We're in the new year.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh yeah, new year. So now what's gonna start coming out? Yeah, like all of a sudden the summer shanties are already fucking gonna be out.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh yeah. Typically that would be it.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, you know, we're gonna have to start figuring it out.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

If anybody listening out there would like to send us a beer, or that would be great. Like a new beer out of a new country or a new area area. Somewhere. Yeah. Would be awesome.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. But you know, could be anywhere.

SPEAKER_00:

It could be anywhere.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

I mean, how was your new year's?

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, mine was good. I didn't do much because of the snow.

SPEAKER_00:

Because we all got snowed out.

SPEAKER_01:

And it was a little risque to drive, and then, you know, you don't want to drink and drive.

SPEAKER_00:

And then you just stayed home.

SPEAKER_01:

I stayed home.

SPEAKER_00:

Had a good night. I had a good night with the old lady. Yeah, it's a good time, yeah. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

She drank a little too much, fell asleep. What a night. Oh, that's perfect. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

She she woke up going, why's my butt hurting?

SPEAKER_01:

She was screaming like you were a second ago.

unknown:

Oh, wrong end.

SPEAKER_00:

She went to the doctor, and the doctor, she was like, Doc. She's like, for some reason, my entrance keeps hurting. Yeah. You calling it an entrance as well.

SPEAKER_01:

It's gonna keep hurting. Well, that's pretty funny. I've heard that before, and I makes me see that TikTok every time. I bet it every time. It brings up now. It's gonna bring up on everybody else's TikToks. Good. Are you ready for Ricky's bad choices? Oh, ready for Ricky's provinces. Oh man, what's got Ricky? What is going on with Ricky? Ricky's woo. We can't hear the music, so. Anyways, I shuffled them. Do you have a sexual sexual fetish?

SPEAKER_00:

Do I have a sexual fetish? I mean hopefully they're alive. So so my fetish is them being alive.

SPEAKER_01:

Barely alive?

SPEAKER_00:

I just I mean, dude, if something's pumping.

SPEAKER_01:

If it's warm.

SPEAKER_00:

As long as it's still warm. And then, you know, I mean, if it's not, then well, it's not a fetish. It's not, no.

SPEAKER_01:

It's not a fetish, though.

SPEAKER_00:

I don't know. Yeah, no. I don't know. I don't know if I have a fetish. I don't really have one. I don't think I have a fetish. Yeah. That's what I don't understand. I've seen your feet in the middle. I look at my feet and I'm like, I can stab people with my feet.

SPEAKER_01:

You ever see that video where the guy's cutting the meat with his toes? Nails? Oh no. It was like an India, India, or something. And he's making uh food and he's using his toenails to fucking cut the meat. Cutting the meat and throwing it's so nasty. That's fucking great. Yeah. Now that's what Matt Rick's feet is.

SPEAKER_00:

It's funny though that you bring that up because we had a truck driver use the bathroom the other day. Yeah. And I got text messages from another guy in the facility. He goes, dude, what the fuck is going on in the bathroom? And I walked over and was talking to him. He goes, he walked in there, and a guy, one of the truck drivers, and I'm not trying to be anything. I don't know if he was Somalian or what nationality. What nationality he was. Yeah. But he had his feet one foot at a time, and that's all he was doing is washing his feet. In the toilet? No, in the sink. Oh. In our sink. Oh. Where we wash. Where we wash our hands and everything. Yeah. Which I mean, we're only washing our hands. It's not like I'm brushing my teeth there. Yeah. But still. Still. He had his one foot up in the sink and he's scrubbing them. But that's all he was washing. Yeah. Like I was like, okay. Or is that all you seen? Oh, well, that's yeah. Yeah, that's the thing. Yeah. Yeah. He might have been already in her. Yeah, you're like, all right, I got one. Pitch, tits, and ass. Here you go. Pitts, tits, and feet. Pitch, tits, feet. Here you go. Pitch balls feet.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, he did his ass too. PBF. Way too much. Yeah. So Rick's.

SPEAKER_00:

Which was crazy.

SPEAKER_01:

Sexual. Fetish is a guy washing his feet. Yes, absolutely. In the bathroom.

SPEAKER_00:

Can't miss that one. Extremely tan.

SPEAKER_01:

Have you ever hooked up with just someone just because their accent? I would say no, but I could.

SPEAKER_00:

I tried. She said no. She said no. No, no. But she didn't understand the word no. And I didn't understand what she was saying. So it worked out great. She doesn't say stop. I didn't understand a word she was saying. More Louie Deeper. Louie Tito. Very small. It didn't matter. I don't know what she said. She was getting it. She took it all. It didn't matter. Oh my. So that's a yes or great. I mean, it was a good great night for me. I think your green card got hooked and took him back after that.

SPEAKER_01:

Would you ever would you streak naked up and down the street for 500 bucks? I think you would.

SPEAKER_00:

I don't think I would.

SPEAKER_01:

You wouldn't jump right? I no, I no, you got little kids next door.

SPEAKER_00:

No, I yeah, I no. You can run down the other way. No, I don't know. People know you live. A grower, not a shower. Well, everybody'd be like, oh my god. Why is he waiting?

SPEAKER_02:

He must have a hair head.

SPEAKER_00:

Like, I mean, I would at least have to shave. I'd have to have a chubby. I'd have to stand in my door a little minute and like just tug on it and just have to be warm. Warm it up. Like I'd make the two houses and I'd be like, look like a fucking sea turtle.

SPEAKER_01:

You couldn't do it on a cold day.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, fuck no. They'd be like, I knew Rick was a female. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Basically. I like I do I'm almost a lesbian. Just I don't have a penis to lick, or I mean a vagina to lick. Have you ever taken estasy? I have. I haven't. You've never done ecstasy? Uh-uh. It's different. It is different? It's a little different. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Did it make you feel like, oh.

SPEAKER_00:

I they say it's a big fuck drug. Yeah. You know? But like when you're around a bunch of guys, you feel like you're not into fucking. Or were you and you didn't realize it? No, no. No, I was just like, um, yeah. I don't know if I want to be here anymore. I'd much rather go home by myself right now. Did their asses start looking good? No. No, no. Like my penis started looking good. I'm like, all right. But 20 to 20. But no. No, yeah. I didn't see it. I don't know. Honestly, I never really got much off of it. Yeah. Just I don't know. I only did it once, maybe twice. Who knows? It fucking it was.

SPEAKER_01:

But we're both times around a bunch of guys.

SPEAKER_00:

I mean, yeah, there was like maybe two girls there and 20 guys. You know what I mean? They were happy. So yeah, they were yeah. Whoever would whoever ended up with them, or if all 18 of them circle. Yeah, yeah. And fucking, I was just like, all right, I don't know, I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_02:

Tug, tuck, ski, ski, ski. Ski, ski.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, that one's such a pretty home question. I don't have a question to ask you. Oh, that's good. Here's one more, ready. Have you ever run into a formal former lover and not remember their name? Ooh. I would say yeah. Yeah, I I wouldn't say lover, but maybe someone I had sex with. Wait, and that's the same thing? Well, lover, I would think more than once. Like you loved them and you had a relationship. Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

If they were just a fucking piece of ass. No, I'm sure I've ran into multiple that.

SPEAKER_01:

You can't remember.

SPEAKER_02:

Jeff and John.

SPEAKER_01:

Jeff. Jeff. John. Mike. Dunham. Kyle.

SPEAKER_00:

They didn't look you in the eye? Huh? Fuck no, I wouldn't let them look at me in the eye then.

SPEAKER_01:

Bitch, don't look at me.

SPEAKER_00:

If you fucking look at me, you'll get another black eye.

SPEAKER_01:

Take it. Take it. No bueno. No bueno.

SPEAKER_00:

What's that mean?

SPEAKER_01:

Go? Yes. That means faster, right? Deeper. That's what I thought. Anyways, what do you think of this chocolate bomb? They should call it chocolate bomb. Well, it's chocolate cherry bomb. Throw the cherry out and just call it chocolate bomb.

SPEAKER_00:

I do get a little bit of cherry. I get a slight hint of cherry. Yeah. I think that's what makes the bitterness of it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Because it does have a bitterness.

SPEAKER_00:

Because you know what I mean? Like it's that cherry bitterness kind of Imperial stout. And with the stout mixed into it. So I I don't know. I do enjoy it. Yeah. I'll give it an eight. I'm sorry. Because I do I enjoy it. Would you keep it? I like the Ben. What did you say?

SPEAKER_01:

Would you keep this? Pino? Beno? No, but no. I can't even say it now. Damn it. No bueno. But they don't say no.

SPEAKER_00:

They just say bueno. Bueno. Bueno. Bueno. So it's bueno. That's good. That's what I kept hearing.

SPEAKER_01:

Petito. Petito. No. Small. No.

SPEAKER_00:

Um, I would give it. I'm gonna go an eight. I do like it. I don't I'll give it a seven. I I I wouldn't I wouldn't keep it personally. I I wouldn't keep it. Yeah. Like I'm not gonna go search for it. Like if I see it again, I'm like, yeah, nope, I already tried that. There's we've had better chocolate cherries. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

For sure. If you if I go to a bar and they have this with others, I would probably uh out of it, I'd be like, oh, that's that's okay.

SPEAKER_00:

You know what I mean? It's okay, yeah. It's good for one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm not, yeah, I'm not getting a 12 pack and fucking drinking them all.

SPEAKER_01:

No, especially at 8.2. No. But it doesn't have an alcohol taste. No. So I give it a seven, you give it an eight, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't keep this, nor would I princess this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

No, so I feel bad for Jason. Yeah. Our creeper keeper.

SPEAKER_01:

He doesn't get no ring out.

SPEAKER_00:

He getting no music. No.

SPEAKER_01:

No music this week. Maybe next week. Next week. Next week's on. And normally with the Ellicottville, you'd be blowing it up. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

They're normally spot on, but their Christmas beers this year weren't all that good. No.

SPEAKER_01:

This is the Christmas pack, right? Yeah. But we still have two more.

SPEAKER_00:

Yes, we do. Now, what's the other after these two?

SPEAKER_01:

Uh it's gonna be a little rough to get the X two down, you know. You think?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, I'm just like, yeah, should we just break them out right now and fucking just taste it? Get them over them, get over it, and be done with Holocottville for the rest of our lives. I mean, no, we're already an hour in.

SPEAKER_01:

We're yeah, yeah. We'll do it for another, maybe in a few weeks. Get some other stuff flowing. Yeah, yeah. We'll find out something. Finger it all out. Any jokes?

SPEAKER_00:

I I don't dude. I have no idea. It's been a it's been a long week, but very quick. Yeah. Does that make sense?

SPEAKER_01:

Let me put this out to you. I know we're in 2026, right? Right. You know, just a day or so in, two days, right? Guess what holiday you start thinking of now? St. Paddy's Day. Are you already thinking of it? Yeah. March. So if you start thinking St. Paddy's Day, dude, I got a dream. You got a dream. I got a dream. That's real close. That's only a few weeks ago.

SPEAKER_00:

Dude, I I have a dream. And that's that's only like two weeks away. And then you're a Valentine's boy, right? I well, yeah. No. Yeah. No. Then I got uh oh, what is it?

SPEAKER_01:

Uh birthdays. No. Abe's birthday, Lincoln's birthday.

SPEAKER_00:

No, wait. Yeah, I mean President's Day. Yeah. I don't get that off anymore. We don't get that off anymore.

SPEAKER_01:

But no, in February, what's uh Floyd?

SPEAKER_00:

You get George Floyd off now. No, I don't get that. Don't that's not on the calendar. That's a federal holiday. Juneteenth. No, but that's that's where that came from. No, that's how they got that. No, you got all here. You got all messed up, man. No. They didn't high. Is that not where that came from? No. Oh, I'm sorry. No. That wasn't Mouth on the Curb Day? No. No? Oh fuck. I fucked up then. Sorry. My bad day. That's that's my bad.

SPEAKER_01:

So you think about it, but March will be here. But when you were talking about beers earlier, they're probably gonna focus on the St. Paddy's day first. Yep.

SPEAKER_00:

Yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_01:

So when we think of St. Patty, it's a lot of ales, right?

SPEAKER_00:

A lot of uh yeah, you got a lot of Irish ales, a lot of red ales, cotton. That's all coming.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, that's your season. Oh, that's dude.

SPEAKER_00:

I can't wait. I know you like all that stuff. Dude, we need I need to go back down to Savannah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, that's fun down in Savannah.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. I I for St. Patty's Day. Yeah. The I'm not gonna lie, the parade was extremely long. You're like, okay, they could set us down a little bit. But the one good thing about Savannah, you could sip and stroll. Yeah. You know what I mean? So you could stand there with a beer. You can't do that down in Cleveland.

SPEAKER_01:

No, they actually have some good food down there too. In Savannah? Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. They got great food. You ever walk them steps that go from like the street level down to the workout? They're like one inch wide.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, they're cobble. Do you know where how them steps and all that road got made? Uh-uh. From the boats coming in. They would pull right up and then walk up that? Well, no, they they would load the hall with rocks to level out the boats. Oh. Them big ass rocks? Yeah. They would level they have to level out the load of the boat with rocks. And when they would come in, they would take them all off, and that's how they made them cobblestone roads. Just leave them there. That's how they made the roads. Wow. Wow.

SPEAKER_01:

Them steps are steep, though.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, they're bad. They're like one inch. Yeah, they're yeah. They're not drunk people. No. No, no. It's a drunk reaction.

SPEAKER_01:

It's a fucking no, I've I've walked like f two or three. It's like fifty going straight up.

SPEAKER_00:

You've losed your breath. I've been to Savannah probably five times now. Yeah. Like I that's my I love I love that's your happy I really I really do. Yeah I love the history. Yeah I love everything about that town. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Um I used to be a really good fan of Charleston because they say either Charleston or Savannah. Right. But I kind of turned to Savannah later in the years because Charleston got so um commercialized.

SPEAKER_00:

And that's kind of how Savannah is now. Oh, it is. It's starting to get there. I haven't been there in a probably well, actually, I just had a thing come up. I we I was down there 10 years ago, New Year's Eve. Oh, really? For New Year's Eve to do up the cup. They do up the cup. I don't know what's up the cup. It's it's a we missed it because there was a storm or something.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Uh like we were down there, but they canceled it. Uh they raise a plastic solo cup because they're gonna walk around with a red solo. So they so they raise one up on a pole. Oh, it's the countdown? Yeah, it's their countdown. And they go, you know what I mean? So it was cool, but like, but like I said, we missed it because and they did it two days later. Oh I guess after we left. After you were gone. Yeah, yeah. But actually, I have pictures of uh my boy Bruno in a full Tux. Oh, really? We had them all dressed up with a tux and fucking a hat and fucking hot ass bitches taking pictures with him. Me and the old lady just standing there. Like, I'll put a tux on him.

SPEAKER_01:

Pet me, pet me.

SPEAKER_00:

I got a dog you can take a picture with. It's a wiener dog. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and the bear once went down there for St. Paddy's Day. We had a great time.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. I remember you guys talking about that. Yeah. From place to place going everywhere.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, they do a bunch of brew, uh ghost breweries. Cause I mean, it's a haunted city. Yeah. They were telling us the one time that the I I forget the exact number, but it was over 10,000 people that they quit taking count when they were doing directional drilling. Oh. Because you can smell the bone. Oh, when they were cutting through it. And they they would keep count. Oh. They quit counting after like 10,000. Wow. Like it's just a burial on top of a burial. I mean, the place had burnt down multiple times. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it was just a it's just dead. You're just walking on dead every day.

SPEAKER_01:

Now it takes a minute to get there. What? Probably like it's 13 hours. Yeah, I was gonna say 13, 14 hours.

SPEAKER_00:

13 hours from here. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I know that last part when you go to Northeast Ohio is 13 hours. Yeah, that's a minute. Yep.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

But uh we love Tybee Island. Yeah. Tybee Island stuff. That's where you did the Thanksgiving and all that. Yeah. Yep. That's real close. Oh, it's they actually have a charter on St. Paddy's Day. They have a little bus that'll run you over there. Oh, really? It's 20 minutes. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, you go across the bridge and you're in Savannah. Wow. That's nice. Yeah. It's a good time.

SPEAKER_01:

Anyways, uh, I hope everybody enjoyed our show and thank you for listening. If you want to support us or buy us a beer, go to Buzz Sprout and uh you can hook us up there. Um, but thank you once again for all the support and all the love, and we appreciate everything. Anyways, any last words, buddy? Hey, dude, happy new year. Oh, happy new year to you.

SPEAKER_00:

Happy New Year to everybody. Yeah. And let it be a great year for everybody. Yeah. 2026. 26. I can't believe it. I can't, yeah. Yeah. Let's jump on this. Let's hope we don't see 28.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, no, we want to see 28. Anyways, God bless y'all. Don't drink and drive. See you next week.

unknown:

Yep.