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Two Stouts Walk Into An Office Party And Forget The Mint

• Bill & Rick • Season 6 • Episode 45

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Two dark beers, one chaotic studio, and numbers we never thought we’d see. We kick things off with Abita’s Office Party, a holiday stout that keeps cocoa and caramel in balance without drowning the palate in sugar. The early sips are silky and clean, which sparks a conversation on why the “one-sip challenge” rarely tells the full story—and why the first quarter of a can is where a beer truly reveals itself.

Then we unwrap a listener gift and tumble into a new party game that demands fast, four-word burns instead of long riffs. It’s the kind of curveball that changes the room, and we ride it straight into our Spotify Wrapped: audience up 409%, new listeners up 800%, plays in 13 countries, and a cheeky badge that calls us a rising star. Are those labels universal? Maybe. Do we care? Not as much as we care about the real people who show up, week after week. We name-check our “15 Percenters” and plot stickers to make it official.

In the back half we pour Cloverleaf, an Irish stout from Outer Belt Brewing in Ohio. It’s dark but featherlight, offering a gentle chocolate line with almost no bitterness. We debate a small recipe twist that could make it a winter classic: a restrained hint of mint to lift the finish without turning it into a novelty. Ratings land at a 9.5, with a unanimous “add mint and it’s a 10.” Along the way we talk shaky hands and stigma, weather whiplash, lost holiday packages, and the kind of decompression you only get from a slow-build game like Arc Raiders.

If you’re into craft beer tasting, holiday stouts, Irish stouts, regional breweries, and the messy joy of building a show in public, this one’s for you. Hit play, rate along with us, and tell us: would you add mint to an Irish stout? Subscribe, share with a friend, and leave a quick review to help more listeners find the pod. Cheers to the 15 Percenters and to the next round.

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Welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess.

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I don't even know what to say. Sorry, sorry. It's gonna get good.

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It's gonna get really hostess with the Moses princess, and I'm here with my other hosts.

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I I I'm Rick, I think, tonight.

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I don't know who I am.

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I'll play whatever character you want back. Yeah, yeah.

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What do you want?

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Ginger.

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I mean, what ginger? I'm ginger.

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I'm ginger. Oh, so what do we got tonight? Oh, we got we got we got two beers tonight. Like normal. Uh we got the bilda.

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A bilda?

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Abilda. A-B-I-T-A. However you say that with an explanation point. Limited series office party. P A T. Are you?

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Here we go. We're going down.

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Party limited series. Limited series. This is a hold on. I gotta try to figure out what it is here. Six percenter. A six percenter, and it is a Christmas sale. Wow. That's all I'm gonna say.

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That's even about six parts.

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Spice up your holiday mix with a mingle with this best dressed brew. Office parties, a holiday stout. It's a stout brewed with oats, pale, caramel, chocolate, malts, and hopped uh yeah, whatever. We go in the coconut. Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, so that's chocolate. So we got this other one. It's called Outer Belt Brewing. It's uh clover leaf. Uh it is an Irish stout. And it's hell yeah. I'm looking forward to it. 4.6. But we're gonna do this one on the second half of the show. So that's the second half. Anyways, we got a nice Christmas present here, too, because it's Christmas time.

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Yes, we did. We got one from our listeners, somebody who appreciates us and loves us. Oh, okay. There it is. Yeah. So yeah, and just to let you know, we are trying to film for the first night. That's why we're a little discombobulated. Yeah, because we spent two hours formatting. We're trying to finger trying to finger everything out here. And so you might be able to see us on YouTube and you can watch us get stupid.

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And no, actually, I probably might just do a quick reel on this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I would hope. A teaser.

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You can see our big guts.

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Oh, and beer winch needs a uh beer opener. Here it would be like the quarter. Are you sure one, two, three? Oh, got it. Good job. Good job. Oh, she caught it right between her teeth. It was perfect.

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This is kind of chocolatey.

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Oh, it's some holiday nips. Yep. That's that's actually pretty good. I know. I actually like that.

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That is pretty good.

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I was thinking of the same thing. That is an office party. Six percenters? I I would take this to an office party. Yeah. Catch up to the city. You know what I mean? Yeah. So far. I would take it to an office party. I say we uh let this one simmer a little bit and then we let it breathe a little bit. Do we want to open up our uh little present real quick? Yeah, we might as well.

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Yeah, it's very close to Christmas, people. This is not our Christmas show, though.

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No, next week. Next week. So now we haven't figured out what what day we're doing yet. Correct. So it could be Tuesday or it could be a Friday.

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Yeah.

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But I mean, I it really doesn't matter to you guys, except for our new YouTube channel. So no, this is live on this is live on her.

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We're hoping that this was.

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But we uh did get a new little uh box of uh questions and stuff, I think. Uh these the last questions are hilarious. So this one is the side splitting adult party game. Oh my laugh your ass off, rune it. So it's gonna be rune it. So it Ricky Rune it instead of instead of wreck it round, it'll be Ricky Rune it.

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Here we go. Thank you so much. Yes, thank you. We appreciate so much the gift, and we have so much fun with uh the last yeah cards yet. No, and I do like four or five a week.

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We gotta be getting close. Yeah, and we probably are through it, honestly. We probably went through it in summer. No, we just haven't realized. Yeah, there is a couple nights we get a little buzzed.

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Just a few nights. We're gonna put this up here. This is no free advertisement for this company. No, no, the no, no free advertising. No, we gotta pay.

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Ricky's gonna ruin it.

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This is not sponsored by us, that's what we mean.

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Yeah, Ricky normally breaks everything.

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So, guys, as we get more developed. We could cut all this out of YouTube. It'll be the most boring show on YouTube. Anyways, oh yeah, speaking about shows, why we're drinking this nice party seed. Um, at the end of the year, always comes up that we get um what do you call it? Um like the year recap. Oh, okay. Yeah, so we just got one from Spotify. I technically wrote them all down, but then I forgot the piece of paper at work. Oh perfect. Yeah, perfect.

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Well, what's funny about it is that you have technology in your hand, you could just like let it be. I gotta bring it up. Yeah, you could just take pictures and but it takes a minute to it's loading right now.

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So this is a wrap of where we were, another reason to drink, and um 2025 for Spotify, which you know, we get on the charts more for um comedy, comedy, stand-up comedy under um iTunes. So okay, yeah. So we get that a lot. I gotta adjust my mic and get yelled at.

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Yeah, I do too. And how am I sounding there? I'm all right. That's what I feel like. Hey, Rick. That's later. Yeah, I can't even move.

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Like, yeah, you can't remember.

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That's a new YouTube video. Yeah, that's another YouTube video. That's a whole different one.

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That's a different channel, anyway. So, total audience compared to last year, we went up 409% from last year. Wow, yeah. Well, thank you, everybody. Yeah, it even gets better. They got all kinds. We're up 800% and new audience from last year increases.

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Really?

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800 exactly, yeah. And out of the 800, 15 stuck with us. So thank you, 15 percenters.

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15 percenters, hey, bam, bam, that's what we are. 15 percenters. Thank you, ma'am. So um instead of the one percenters, we'll just be the 15. We'll get jackets made. Yeah, 15 percenters.

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We're there, baby. So the number one show by 80, it was played 82 percent more than your average episode. Which one do you think that is, Ricky? Rick, you don't really know.

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Oh, would it be the Flagstaff one? Or no, the uh oh, what one was it? It was um there was a one that really spiked.

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Don't trust me anyone. Don't trust anyone.

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Don't trust anyone, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, it was.

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Yeah, I remember that show.

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That's the one where you said you went to prison back in time. So we're in 13 different countries. Okay, that's good. That's good, yeah. And then it's of course it's showing other countries. But let me keep going. Here, so this is uh one of the coolest things that uh came up. Let me get down here. Oh, they got a lot of details in here. They're saying, you know, what people listen to, and yeah, but I mean it that's all from just that website. Just Spotify. Yeah, just Spotify. So they say, okay, you might want to frame this one. So technically, what we were is we were uh 2025 rising star, and they did a little thing like that. Look at that. Ain't that cool? Oh, so we got a a reward? Yeah, for that. And it says this year your shows grown outpaced 94% of other shows. Really? Yeah.

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Now, if you think of 1.5 million shows out there, okay, but what I would I would like to talk to other shows and see if they got the same exact thing. You know what I mean? I mean, that's pretty good, though. No, absolutely, but I would like to know if another show got the same thing that you just give it to everybody, yeah. They just give it to everybody. You need a participation reward. There it is, right there. There it is. So we got a nummy, yeah. We got emmy, there it is.

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We got a nummy, but so yeah, we got nun y we got a nummy.

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But the uh so if you think of 1.5 million shows, there's roughly out there active users or whatever. I think there's two million or whatever, but anyways, out of 1.5, if you're 94%, that means we're there's only 90,000 people that beat us.

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Fuck, that's not bad. But I mean, honestly, think about that. That's not that bad in the world.

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No, you know what I mean.

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That's gonna say I would like to have the mods on the lottery. Yeah, absolutely. It'd be better. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's not that bad. I mean, like, hey, we're growing, we're guarding, we're trying. You know, I mean, we're growers, not showers. That's what it is. Yeah, like we're growers, we're shooting. We're just uh biting a little bit off of the pie each time, yeah, you know, and then like I mean, hopefully sooner or later you're sucking Rogan's dick. I don't know. I leave you on the I leave you to that. I mean, if you were on the show, give me that what mic am I that doesn't look like a mic. Why does it look like a penis? I don't understand. Our mics don't look like this. Just keep talking. So this is good though. I mean, that that that is good.

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I mean, at least thank you, listeners, because without your support, without your love, and without you listening, we wouldn't be where we are.

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I we probably would be. We'd still be sitting in this room doing it, but at least it gives us a reason to do it. Yeah, it shows us that maybe there is a little bit too much 15%ers. Yeah, 15%ers. Uh, we're gonna get you guys badges. 15%ers. 15%ers. That's the beer we like, dude. That's fucking dude. That's funny. Yeah. 15%er beer. 15. No, like uh a little 15% or another reason to drink. Yeah. You know, the 15%er badge. Yeah, yeah. Here, here, hit it, hit us up on uh uh Buzz Sprout. Yeah, Buzz Sprout, and buy us a beer, and we'll send you a 15% or fucking sticker. Uh we gotta get it made though. I know. Give us a second. Give us a second, but maybe we'll give you a 15% or we'll we'll send you a 15%er sticker. Well, yeah, but he has to up his uh money until 15% before he gets one. He's already donated, he has to go up 15%. He's gonna go up 15% before he gets one. He's gonna reduce it. He's the first one. He's the only one, he doesn't get anything special. He's not classified. He actually loves us. That's what he's forced to give his love. He's forced to. He's actually part of the show. He likes names in the show. Yeah, so he's that's his cost. Yeah, that's his yeah. He should be paying us anyhow. We can say his name every week. Yeah.

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Any new listeners, speaking of new uh people. Anyone you want to give a shout out to?

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I mean, I just uh hey, we'll give out a shout-out to Jody for getting us a new uh game, not game, but new cards. Yeah, and we'll we appreciate you for listening.

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In the new year.

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And in the new year, I uh uh yeah. Maybe our Christmas special special. Yeah, we will uh open that up and well we'll have to open it first and figure out what well we're not gonna do the game.

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I mean I know, but we'll read the cards. That's the funny part. That's yeah, well, yeah, that's the dangerous part.

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I say we open it tonight and open and read one.

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Yeah, all games. Okay, at the break, I'll open it.

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Yeah, we'll open it up and see what it is. A pre-special. This is pretty good. This is really good.

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I would, yeah.

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You would what? Take this to work. You would take that to work. You would drink it on the way to work. So office party, yes, from whatever the name is. Albitta. I don't however they say it.

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Hey, speaking about things, Abbott, Abit. Oh, so speaking about like office parties and stuff, so we every once in a while, if um I take some medicine and stuff, and if I don't take the medicine, I'm literally like shaky, right? I'm all like, oh, right. So um because of your Parkinson's. Parkinson's disease. Yeah. Anyways, I'm getting some food, and you know, they put them on them thin trays or them thin plates, and that damn plate's gone like this.

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And I know people are thinking, uh the one guy goes, I guess he needs a drink, you know, you know, like an alcoholic, you know, right, right. And it's not that I'm like, no, I need to eat.

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I haven't ate all day, you know. And I said, I've I've dealt with it all my life, but then I'm thinking, isn't that what a true alcoholic would say?

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You know, you're right, but like I know you, you know me. I know. Like I know you know my brother and your whole family shakes, yeah. Like literally. Yeah, I mean, I wish I was Greg. Stand there. Because I mean, Tracy could just hold him while he's peeing, and he probably comes and pees at the same time. But it is, it's it's something in our family.

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Yeah, um, but it's funny someone said he probably needs a and the thing is, is I do a show on drinking, on drinking, and then when we go out party, you're the drinker, yeah.

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Alcoholic, I need to drink, yeah.

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So they're like, the days that you're doing good, are you it's because you had some on the way in?

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And I'm like, no, well, maybe, but you you're not even the worst shaker, no, Jason. Jason would be yeah, like I mean, if anybody's listened to the show before, like we've had to tee up the ball for him before because of his shaker.

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He needs some um like cup ones, some champagne looking teas for golf, because you can just set it on there. Or I switched to one that was kind of like that. Remember this golf season? It helped to uh put it on there a little bit. You know, I I actually like them too.

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Yeah, I do too. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, yeah. But anyways. But I mean, like, I mean, it's just in your guys' blood, evidently. Yes. Or whatever, whatever's not in your blood to make you stop doing that. Yeah.

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But I just think of that. And then the other day we're out and we're ha celebrate, and I I get a big old fish bowl of course margarita. You make it later.

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And I'm like, just shaking the whole weight of your mouth.

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Five five drinks later, I'm like, hey, no problem. You're like, yeah, yeah, he's doing good, man.

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Here, you want me to sign an armor guard? Sure. It was it was the chips and salsa that calmed me down, not to drink.

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But no, it was big, and I'm like, Yeah, and by the way, I mean, for all the people at work like that listen to this, Billy's not too far from losing a leg.

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No.

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I gotta move my bird leg, baby. Yeah, hey cat. I just lean on it. Hey, baby, come here. Hey, baby.

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With your name.

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Yeah. Yeah, we would definitely Jason keeper. I would do this. I would poop her. Absolutely. Yeah.

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And not only that, um I it yeah, I would say it's princess. Absolutely. Very good. It is very good.

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I I the cocoa nips aren't too overpowering.

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And they're not that bitter.

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A little bit, they're uh, but they're not bad. Like I taste it all. Like I taste the oats, I taste the caramel. Like, this is a really good beer. Yeah, like I like this for a cross beer. It's not drying me out. No. Well, it's not all powerful cinnamon sugar, nutmeg.

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Yeah, what would you give it?

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I'm a nine all day long. Ooh. I'm an easy nine. Easy nine. I can easy nine. Yeah. Easy nine. Yeah, because it's good. Because you said ooh, so were you thinking lower or no?

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I was gonna go ten. No, I wasn't gonna go ten, but I was thinking 8.59. And I was like, ooh, because you're close to me.

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Yeah, yeah, I I would definitely I I would go a nine. I like this one. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Like, I will look for this.

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Well, it's limited series, so yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know, thinking where you say we did this before now, but the taste doesn't taste familiar to every year they kind of mix them up, but I uh we might not have.

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Maybe we I I remember the name Office Party. We've definitely done from this brewery.

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Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Um I think we did this brewery a couple weeks ago. I don't know. Yeah, I want to say because we struggle with how they're pronounced it.

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Speaking of struggle, you know you've took up a fuck you took a fucked up picture of last weekend. Last week. Of what you didn't give uh peanut beer, peanut butter beer. Oh, I messed it up. You you did a shinerbach. Oh instead of the peanut butter.

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No, I didn't do that.

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Oh, Bob did that. All right, I mean the beer winch. Yeah, beer winch did that what time that was.

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Look, look. Anyways. Anyways, uh, anything going on here? We're so deep in the thing.

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I know, yeah, yeah. So hey, it was like spring today, wasn't it? Dude, it was absolutely beautiful today. Yes. I walked out and I'm like and I'm like, I was sitting out in my truck with my windows down, my tits out. I was like, hell yeah, this is beautiful. And they were like, and then tomorrow by 8 a.m., it's gonna be 20 degrees. And we're gonna get rain. And rain all night long. Yeah, it's gonna be a mess. It's gonna be a nightmare.

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Yeah. Lucky for us, we go to work at three in the morning. Absolutely. Yeah, because I gotta travel through, so I'm gonna get coffee about 3 30 ish. Oh, are you are you staying 3 45? Five years. Staying around town tonight. Yeah. Oh yeah.

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It cuts off 10, 15 minutes. You want to just snuggle together and snug it up together.

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You might be thinking I'm Joe Rogan or something.

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He's got different mics. They're a lot bigger. Yeah.

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They're showers, not growers. Yeah. Yeah. So. Anyways, in my week, nothing. Nothing? Nah, nothing special. You know what I mean?

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I mean, you got the holidays coming on. Well, it's coming fast. It's so fast. I can't believe it. Like, I just tried ordering the last couple Christmas presents, and you know, half of them will be here before. After. Yeah. Like, oh, damn it.

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Yeah, I got I gotta get a last couple minute gift. Even my boy was saying he said he ordered something a week ago, and it keeps saying that it's uh stuck in transit, stuck in processing. Because everything's yeah, and he's thinking it's simple with sponges. One of them was sponges. He just orders his sponges. Like one to stop kids?

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Yeah.

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No.

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One to wash the dishes. One to wash the dishes and one to stop the kids. Yeah. And he got the same pack. Yeah. Comes in over. He just shoves it up in her. They work. They're cheap and they're cheap. Dollar store ones. That's what you used.

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You got in trouble. He's like, yeah, leave that one alone. I'm not going any further on that. No. But, anyways, we'll take a quick break here. We'll open this card game and uh grab another ice cold one. Right back. All right. Welcome back. I hope you got a nice ice quote one like we do. And I fixed my mic, so it should be better. Oh, did you? Yeah.

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I don't know. I can't hear anything. I can't hear anything.

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You know, the thing is, is if I could have heard myself, I would have realized the microphone. We would have known. But we move all this crap around and then it gets messed up. So it's all good. It's all good. So anyway, he had to turn me. Yeah, he had to turn me. She had to turn me down because it was so loud.

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Yes, she was over there like. Yeah, she's waiting for it to get busted on her face.

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Yeah. I said, why is she putting the speaker down on her crotch? But, anyways, cloverleaf. Uh this is Outer Belt Brewery. You know, Outer Belt Brewery sounds like it should be out of like the Carolinas.

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Yeah. Yeah. But it is in Ohio. Where is it? It's in Ohio?

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Yeah, it's got Ohio right there. Look. The little flag on the I mean the uh state.

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Yeah. Yeah. So all right. So we've never been here or never even seen this one, have we?

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I don't recall it.

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I don't recall this. Like, can we it's got like a on the the brewery? It's got like a guy go up a little bit. Is that what you're saying? Like oh now you're mic. Oh no. Here we go. Here we go. Oh, the barcode ain't facing. Beer wench is just gonna mess with us the whole time. You, not me. Oh uh oh no. Oh why there's much chocolate everywhere? Why is it oh it's on your pants? Yeah, yeah, that's all right. They're waterproof. It is, it is, it's rolling off under the floor there. Yeah, it's just rolling off, man.

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Oh, wait. Irish out. Irish out. Wow, it is very smooth.

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This is really good, dude.

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Wow.

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The first sip it sip it was. So now where where is this at? It says it's in Ohio somewhere. Yeah, that's good. Um, our tap room. Yeah, we don't we're not gonna read anything. We're just gonna scroll through.

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Oh, right there. What is that? Carroll, Ohio.

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Carroll, Ohio. I don't even know where that is. I don't know where that is. I have no clue. I bet you it's somewhere towards Columbus. Oh, it's by Columbus. Yeah. It's down there by Columbus somewhere. 740 area. 704? Or 740? It's down there in Colorus. Or Columbus. Cloris. Cloris. Oh, it's right here in Andover.

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It's three hours and 32 minutes. Yeah, it's towards Columbus. It's Columbus. It's either South or Zoom out. Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. I like having the TV. That's pretty good.

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I do like having the TV.

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Oh, yeah. It's South Columbus. Yeah. Southeast. Perfect. Man, you know what? I get down there a little bit. You do? I might have to just roll over there as a special treatment.

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Yeah.

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That's pretty good. Have you guys listened to episode blah blah blah?

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Yeah. Yeah, whatever we need.

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Oh, by the way, we did open that game, and it is a little bit more challenging.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, it's not questions. No. It's a game.

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Yeah, it'll say something like uh how to ruin some the phrase or the card. Yes. The card will say, uh, what was a wedding dress? Wedding dress or penis or something like that. Yeah. And then it'll say, How do you, in four words or less, how do you ruin that? And then someone judges judges off of that. So like me, I I thought I was telling Rick, I said, Well, a dr, you know, a white a wedding dress, I would say, does it come in any other sizes?

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Or is it supposed to be that tight? Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And but that's gonna be rough off the cuff. Like, it's not a question.

SPEAKER_02:

No, because when you're drinking, you're drinking, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

When I'm drinking, I'm like, yeah, well, okay.

SPEAKER_01:

Everything went to risk. He was he was like competitive, yeah.

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I just wipe my ass on it, like whatever. I'm like, no, you gotta take more outside. He's like, is that shit on it? I don't want to think. Is that I don't I don't I don't come to this show to think. No. He just comes to drink. No, yeah. He's here for the entertainment. I'm here for I am the entertainment.

SPEAKER_02:

Shh, we know he's not. Uh anyways. I know. Oh, so 4.5, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Real quick. Before I forget. What's that? What do you call a penis or uh a potato with a penis on it? Potato head. Dictator. Dictator. There you go. Yeah. Dictator. Dictator.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_03:

That was my one joke. That was his one joke. That is my one joke that I remember these days. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

And now, see, these cards are kind of messed up for me because they used to be.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh. We haven't done any of these. Yeah, we're still going through them. This one is Rick all day.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, Jesus. No. Oh, man. Okay. What about this weather, huh? Nice. What about the weather? What about the weather? Dude, we're 54. We're gonna be 20 tomorrow. Fucking sucks. Losing fucking seven inches the whole time. You know that feeling. Yeah, every day. So, okay. We're there.

SPEAKER_01:

We're there. We're there.

SPEAKER_03:

How are we doing over there? Ready? We doing good? We're ready. Robin?

SPEAKER_01:

Ricky's bad. I don't like it because we can do it.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, yeah. We're gonna have to get it on.

SPEAKER_02:

Speaker? Uh speaker, yeah. If you did that, then you would get feedback. Would we though?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

That's why you put it over your ear, you can't hear it in the mic.

SPEAKER_03:

So do we get one? Oh. What if we go Bluetooth and do a little one ear? One ear. Yeah. That way we could hear. I have them. Can we do that? Yeah. She's like, no. Fud you guys. Sneaking her titties, no. Yeah. And that's nasty.

SPEAKER_02:

You see the bottom of the skirt moving down there. Clapping over there. Okay. I'm going to. Have you ever masturbated at Bobby's house? It says a friend's house. Okay, we go back to friends. That way he doesn't know. I did it all over Jason's house. He's like, you never been there.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm not gonna answer it. You're not gonna answer. I know the answer. It's probably yes. In the shower. Have you seen her tits? It's kind of hard not to.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my. Oh my. At your friend's house. I do it every time I come over, Rick. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Hey, I'm sure both of you have. You two probably go in the bathroom together. We just hold, we just hold with our shape. Yeah, it don't matter. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Even if I don't want to, Rick, if I eat anything, I'm already like, oh, oh. So that's why we try to eat before we come over here. Oh lady just told me she's pregnant.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm like, oh good luck. You sat on the seat. It's one of us. We're testing this one. We're definitely testing this one. Billy's been over here. You see that shit he's got? He's in there for a long time.

SPEAKER_02:

It takes me a minute. Have you ever called the cops on your neighbor? No. No, I haven't either. I would never. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Because I wouldn't want them. Unless they're out there just fucking punching each other in the face. Yeah. Where they probably like they can scream at each other, whatever. Yeah. I'm gonna stay the fuck out of it. Yeah, you're like I I like I yeah, no, I I'm not that neighbor. I'm not that Karen.

SPEAKER_02:

No, I'm not that never. You know what I mean? Or they call it what's what's the guy version, Ken? Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Oh yeah, I'm not Kyle. You're not Kyle? No. If you were a therapist, would you sleep with your patients? No.

SPEAKER_03:

Unless I was a hypnotherapist.

SPEAKER_01:

One, two, three.

SPEAKER_04:

Sleep. Sleep.

SPEAKER_01:

When you wake up, you won't remember anything. When you wake up, you'll remember that I'm the biggest dick you ever had.

SPEAKER_03:

No, no, no. You remember nothing. You only remember your daddy touched you.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my. Okay. Do you think you would be an excellent teammate to have on an Amazon race? I think you would be. An Amazon race? Amazon, you know. Or yeah, Amazing Race. The Amazing Race, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, the Amazing Race?

SPEAKER_02:

Show.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, dude, I've I've had dreams of me and my brother being on that fucking show. Yeah. Like I I yeah. Yeah, I could say. I don't know about now. But like maybe two years ago. Or ten years ago. No, no, probably two years ago. But I mean, I would I yeah, I think I honestly, if you were gonna be on the show right now, you'd probably prepare for it. Oh, I'd fuck it. Yeah, you would either I would yeah, I would love to do that show, to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I think it would be fun.

SPEAKER_03:

I think my brother Mark would be a good part. Oh me and him, I think we would crush it. Yeah, you know, because he's a smart guy.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, you're pretty crafty again.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm crafting out and like I I think we could figure it out. Yeah, I think we'd jet around the world together.

SPEAKER_02:

You'd be like, we gotta do a B-E-R- Yeah, but the thing is sucks.

SPEAKER_03:

I'd be like, dude, there's a cantina right there. Yeah, and that would that would be our downfall. Like we ended up somewhere in like Brazil and be like, yeah, I don't know where to fuck these guys. What like the camera? The camera guys would lose us, or we would lose. You know what I mean? Like we like we'd end up getting lost. Yeah, I don't know where to we're at. But I'm happy. We just opened up where we just woke up in an opium house. I don't know what the fuck's going on.

SPEAKER_01:

We made some money we can find.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're good. All right. We lost the fuck. We had a good matter of fact. I don't even think I'm leaving. I'm there. Like, thanks for getting me here, guys. I fucking love this place. What happened to me? That would be the problem. That would be the problem. That would be the problem. Like me and Mark would be like, yeah, we're I think we're staying here. We lost.

SPEAKER_04:

Damn it.

SPEAKER_03:

Sucks. That sucks.

SPEAKER_02:

This brew is pretty good. Damn, yeah. I like this. I like this. I tell you, I Jason creep this all day long. Absolutely.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

It is so smooth, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03:

Yes.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. And it's it's got the the flavor is very mild on it, ain't it?

SPEAKER_03:

It I for a stout. I do get a little bit of uh chocolate, but it's not like no, it's not a bitter or anything like that. It this is a very good beer.

SPEAKER_02:

And it's it's like a dark color, like a stout, but it goes down. I at first, you know, when I was thinking Irish stout, I wish it had a little bit more, I want to say like uh Irish cream flavor, like a minty, a minty, minty, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

And that's kind of what the can leads you to believe. But no, man, I'm not getting a mint. You know, think about that though. How many beers have we had with like a little bit, like just a hint of mint?

SPEAKER_02:

You this would be excellent with a hint of mint. Yeah, just a hint, just a hint. Yeah, just a minute. Mix with that chocolate a little bit. Yeah, because you just barely get the chocolate.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, and it's not filling, it's not a thick beer. No, it's not gassy. It's not gassy. This is a yeah. Oh, just put a little hint of mint. Like, I can go get some mint right outside, and we can just throw it in. Just crush the oil in there and fucking drop it in there. Dude, this would make a whole new beer.

SPEAKER_02:

It would do. It would make a whole new beer. It would. Yeah. I mean, I'm I'm I if I was to recommend that one take this up one level, put a little mint in it.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay. But now, where are you rating this at? It it's not a Christmas beer.

SPEAKER_02:

It's not. It kind of looks like one because it's in a green can and all that, but all the different colors on it. I'm saying I'm gonna classify it in the Irish Stout fan, and I'm uh you know what? I'll give it a 9.5. If it had a little mint, I'd give it a 10.

SPEAKER_03:

I get that. I'll even change you for that. I I get that. I'm almost a 10? Yep.

SPEAKER_02:

That's for the troops. We tap the table.

SPEAKER_03:

I get that completely. Yeah. If they had a little mint, it's a fucking great beer. It is very good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

This is a I would say princess because it's so easy to get down. Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. It's almost gone. Yeah. Another this is a second week in a row that we've had nines and tens. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Really high. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Really high ratings. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Which I'm happy with these ones.

SPEAKER_03:

These are very good. These are really good. Yeah. When I was relief, yeah. And it's out of Otter Belt Brewing.

SPEAKER_02:

Right down. What was it? Like I said, southeast of uh Columbus. Yeah. I actually might look this up and go down there. Yeah. I might drop them a little hit. You know? And just say, hey, that beer is good. But put it in.

SPEAKER_03:

Some stickers and oh, yeah, yeah. Put some, yeah. Yeah. Put a little shot on the bar, bar.

SPEAKER_02:

Bar booya. Booyah. One bite challenge. One drink challenge. What is it? We can't we say one sip challenge? One sip challenge? Because you know how they have the bar stool, the one bite pizza challenge. Oh. Yeah, the guy goes, anyways, what if we say no? We got to say one beer can challenge. Because a lot of times when you drink a beer, when we start to drink a beer, it literally might take us, I'd leave say the first quarter to start balancing out in your mouth.

SPEAKER_03:

Absolutely. Because we drink beer. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like we drink McWater the whole time. Yeah, right there.

SPEAKER_02:

Or we might drink something else.

SPEAKER_03:

Else before it. And then we don't even wash it down. Like we don't cleanse our palates. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But what do you do? How is that? That's what you did. I heard you say it. Come on, repeat it. No, you did it.

SPEAKER_02:

That was Rick. You heard him. Oh there he is again.

SPEAKER_03:

No, yeah, you did it.

SPEAKER_02:

Anyways, the um uh it takes us a good quarter of a beer. So for us to do a one-sip challenge. Now, sometimes we'll do a beer and we'll be like, oh, that's rough. But then after you get down a little bit, when you get down a little bit, and that's what or sometimes we'll be like, Oh, this is really good. Then you get down a little bit, you're like, oh wait, or it's too sweet, or something else.

SPEAKER_03:

So it's not like we've figured out everything. Yeah. Because we shouldn't be holding it the whole time. Like we do warm it. You know, we warm it. We don't have exactly that's what I'm thinking. This one's kind of behind us, and yeah, it's kind of we're we're trying to figure things out here. So smile for the camera. Smile for the camera. Hey, blue chews! So what'd you say, blue chews? Blue chews? No. Oh, yeah. Dude, that'll be our next show. Yeah, blue cheese. Blue chews.

SPEAKER_01:

Hey, we should do it. We are gonna take one.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, we're both gonna take one and see how the beer wench ends up. It's not mine.

SPEAKER_01:

She sat on a seat.

SPEAKER_03:

And so I I know we did apologize to uh Stephanie and Jason. Yes. When we first abused them sometimes. So I hope they did accept that apology and they didn't mind. He was sincere. No comment. But we got the floor open more now. No. He went right back. So we're not sure exactly where to go from here. No, nothing but love. The next time you guys walk in, it's just gonna be plastic on the floor. Oh, that's scary. We're gonna have blue chews wrappers. And blue chew wrappers everywhere. You're only supposed to be one lines. Yeah. Just all crushed up lines. Oh man, yeah. Why is the walls? You snort it with your elephant trunk.

SPEAKER_02:

Now let me ask you, have has anybody came back here and seen all your spotlights and no? No. Yeah. I did take some pictures because I did explain to some people what I was doing. So and then they're curious curiosity, you know.

SPEAKER_03:

Put it on the web page. I think we have a website, don't we?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, we do. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I can do that page. You know, the thing about the website though is I was doing pretty good at keeping up with it. And then technology got better and better, and I wasn't keeping up with technology. So yeah. And then they're like, do this, do that, and I'm lost now. So and the thing about it is it's kind of like you're trying to figure it out, and it's like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay, well, then get off that and just I know you're on Instagram. Yeah, I could do it on that. Or I mean well, the thing about it is throw an Instagram picture up of hey, our new podcaster.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I could do that.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Well, actually, is it Instagram or what is it? It was the one that we yeah, it's Instagram. Instagram. Yeah, we could throw that up there. Well, that one insta Insta Snap. Yeah, yeah. We'll put it up there. We'll put something up there. But, anyways, uh, everything's doing good. I'm doing good.

SPEAKER_03:

You doing good? Uh yeah, I'm doing good. Like I'm you know, Christmas is fucking you've been working forever. Too much, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Too much. Yeah, he pretty much is going to work, sleep, work, sleep.

SPEAKER_03:

No, it's work right now. It's basically work, arc graders, yeah. With me. And then bed. Yeah. Like that's it.

SPEAKER_02:

Fowling, man. Last night I stayed up a little bit longer and then I kind of regretted it. Did you get your brother back on there? Or he wanted to get on, but I I was done. And then I just tried to go upstairs and sit down and relax a minute. And man, that time went quick.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I just grabbed a beer and I figured I'd just sit there and chill for a second.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, so we started playing a new game, Arc Raiders. Yeah. Which, I mean, if you're a gamer, it's actually pretty good. It's a fun game. I believe that it's a passageway from Oh, what's that fucking really hard game? Rainbow, whatever. No. No, no, no, no. Now you got me all fucked up. Oh. Uh Battlefield. Stop it. Quit saying. I know. I know. Uh no, it's uh whatever. It'll come in. It's an old pe it's an old person's game, kinda, to me. Yeah, where you're going. Well, no, I know a lot of young people are playing.

SPEAKER_02:

No, I know.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, yeah, there's a lot, but they're gonna figure it out a lot quicker than we do. Yeah. It takes us a minute to figure it out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

But that's not uh I told people it's not you're not going in and just killing people. No, but there are people that go in and just kill people.

SPEAKER_03:

Just kill people.

SPEAKER_02:

You got stuck out that one time and yeah, I mean, whatever, they don't know.

SPEAKER_03:

But yeah, but I mean, it's it's kind of a slower-paced game, building game. Yes. And it's so it's kind of fun.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, you collect stuff, yeah, and then you're against these robots, and yeah, so for us it's fun. Yeah, it is. But I'm telling you what, when I get on there though, I am a little bit uh what do you call it? Like uh nervous. Yeah, you can't. Yeah, because you're trying to hide from the yeah, I'm sweating like a pig. Yeah, man. I don't like how this thing's rolling up on my junts, and yeah, you know? Yeah, you look fat and kid. I do. I wear all black, so I look skinny. Black pants, black shirt, black hat. No, I didn't get it. That's you. Anyways, uh, any another reason to drink?

SPEAKER_03:

Uh uh dude, it's 50 degrees out. Yeah, it's nice. Gotta love it. Little break.

SPEAKER_02:

We're not gonna have a white Christmas, I don't think. You don't think? I you might. You know, it was leading, it was leading up to it. A white glaze.

SPEAKER_03:

Anyway, it's white.

SPEAKER_02:

But anyways, it was leading up to a white Christmas, but then this break right here.

SPEAKER_03:

It just went right downhill. Downhill. Yeah, it just all fucking soap. Down the drain. Yeah. Went all right down. That's where most of mine goes. Right down the drain. At your friend's house. Anybody's house. It doesn't matter. Friend, enemy. Neighbor. I I drowned all my babies. Just I like I literally do. I drown it all, my babies. You killer. I was killer. What's that song? Killer, baby.

SPEAKER_01:

I love you. I won't choke you.

SPEAKER_03:

Choke it.

SPEAKER_02:

But any last thoughts?

SPEAKER_03:

Ah, don't try to drive.

SPEAKER_02:

And God bless y'all. We'll see you next week.

unknown:

Yep.