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• Bill & Rick • Season 6 • Episode 43

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The night starts with a pour that looks like burnished copper and tastes like old-world craft: a Belgian imperial Christmas ale with caramel, marzipan, peach, and that signature Belgian yeast bite at 12% ABV. We talk through why it works—fermentation-driven spice, a dry finish that reins in sweetness, and the way a tulip glass unlocks aroma—before pulling back the curtain on our plan to bring cameras into the mix. Chairs were assembled, cables wrangled, and we share how we’ll keep the vibe loose while making the show easier to watch and navigate.

Then the tone shifts—first to a cringe-funny story about texting the wrong Greg and showing up to the wrong house for the game, then to a somber neighborhood headline about a resident found deceased and a trail of theft that followed. It’s raw, unsettling, and it sparks an honest look at community responsibility and how quickly rumors snowball. We don’t linger in the heavy forever; a volley of dad jokes and a spicy “would you” segment snaps us back to levity, the kind that makes winter nights feel human.

Round two in the glasses is a different beast: an imperial stout loaded with maple, almond, and amburana wood chips. Black as midnight, thick on the pour, and smoky-sweet on the palate, it feels tailor-made for a snowy campfire. We compare notes on temperature, glass vs can, and why amburana leans into warm wood, baking spice, and cigar-box aromas. Untappd loves it; we call it a shareable sipper. Along the way we hit beer value, small-batch hunting, WhirlyBall as unexpectedly great team building, and the vanishing Christmas bonus. If you like winter beer reviews, small-town stories, and a few unruly laughs, this one’s for you.

Enjoy the ride, tell us which beer wins your night—Belgian spice or imperial smoke—and tap follow. Share the show with a friend who loves big winter beers, and drop a quick rating or review to help more listeners find us.

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SPEAKER_04:

Welcome back to another reason to drink. This is your hostess, Princess, and I'm here with my special hostess, Sidekick, Poo-Poo Boy.

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Why am I the poo-poo boy? You're the one shitting yourself today. What's up, guys? Dunky Rick is in the house. A dirty, dirty uh diaper Rick.

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This is a fucking 12 mark. So we got a good show tonight. We're doing double double 12s. No, double double 12s. What is that other one? The other one's 11.

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Oh hell yeah. Yeah, I think it is. I get a DUI on my toe motor tomorrow.

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No, it's 12. We're doing double 12.

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24, bitches.

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We'll be rolling on 24. So we got a good one.

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Anyways, the first show's gonna get really funny really quick. Yeah.

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After the first one. This one's called Beneath Covered Bridge, and it is out of Wayward Lane Brewing. And it is a 12%, like we said, but it comes out of North Haven, Connecticut. Um, it's uh one pint, 16 ounces. We're gonna do that on the second half of the show. And what are we gonna do the first half here, Rick?

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I guess we're doing this Scandalous Noel. Scandalous. But it's it was founded in 1769 in some other country because I'm have no idea. In Belgium.

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Yeah.

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And is also it's a very old brewery, um, brewed with famous something the Bisson house yeast. Oh my, it has a beautiful burnished ruby copper color and complex aroma with notes of caramel mazarpan and peach.

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So I want to explain this one a little bit. Okay. When the guy was um selling this to me, he says here in the United States, there's a lot of Christmas beers. Right. So for a Christmas beer to come from Europe is very hard to make it in the United States. Right, right. So this is a very cool looking bottle. The box is nice and stuff. Oh, you don't even have one of these. Oh no, I want to try to get this off without pending it. There you go. There's things, but they say, you know, this is but it is potent. But this one actually is an Imperial Christmas ale. The other one is an Imperial stout. So it's gonna be strong.

SPEAKER_02:

What was in that one? I'm sorry, I was trying to read it.

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Uh it's just uh maple, syrup, almond, and uh some kind of wood chips. I can't read that. But hey beer went, you want to put that in the keep it cold? But we'll do that one on the second half. We're gonna do this one now. You heard it? Hey, get that shit put away. I don't want her beer to get cold. I mean warm. Anyways, try this. Ready? Do we want to wait for the beer wench?

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Where's the beer wench? She's doing our chores right now. She's doing her bitch jobs. My feet need rubber.

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He goes, Cheers. Cheers, beer wench. Cheers to the beer wench. Oh, he oh, he can't even open it. Her teeth. Put it underneath.

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Step outside to be cold as hell right now.

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Cut them off. Yeah. You know, it's dropping cold.

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Oh, it's dropping down to six degrees tonight, dude. Wow. Yeah. I could feel it. Yeah, it's it was dropping quick. Well, cheers. Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas. Christmas, Christmas, Christmas. Yeah. Chink chink. Different, ain't it? That is different, but it's good. It's got a little bite, don't it? It does. I like that, actually.

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That little bite.

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I actually like that. I mean, I might have fucked it up a little bit because I put it on in.

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Yeah. So now I got the little coffee fucking flavor a little bit. Yeah. But it's good. Yeah.

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I just put it in. I just put it in.

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Get some of the flavor out. Hold on. Let me wash it down with the McWater. Mick water.

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But this actually scored pretty high on Untapped, 3.99.

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Yeah, yeah. I mean, so.

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That's pretty good. Yeah.

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Surprisingly smooth and not over sweet for a 12%.

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Someone gave it like not even a half star. I thought it was horrific, but it was not really my style. It tasted like malt liquor and fruit with eh, it was aged poorly, but I think it's good.

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I do get the malt liquor flavor. I do get that malt liquor flavor. You do get it.

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Well, the reason you get that is because it's 12%.

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Well, that and I mean that's the special yeast from Dubunto. That's how you pronounce it. That's exactly yeah, yeah. We looked up the pronounce it's on your knees. Yeah.

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On your knees. On your knees.

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Yeah.

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But no, that's good. So I like Belgian beers though. I'm a big fan of how do you say that though? Is it Du Boisen? I mean, I put my glasses.

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Du Boisin.

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Mm-mm. Du Boisen. Du Boisen? Du Bois and House. Yeast.

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Yeah. Yeah. So I mean that's because that's the But it says it's famous. Well, I mean, that's the brewery it comes from, too, is Du Boisen.

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I mean, you gotta think about it. This was founded in 1769. These are some old tasting right.

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I mean, this is the old fucking Robin Hood days. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was Friar Tuck fucking.

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And everybody, everybody drank it. Yeah.

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Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, I just read a thing, you know, and which I think we might have touched on this before is uh back in the whatever days in the Egypt and shit like that, they drank beer because the water was no good.

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Yeah.

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You know, they drank wines and beers because the water was no good.

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Everybody pissed and shit.

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Yeah, and everywhere, yeah. So I mean which my that was my kind of days. Yeah. It's piss and shit anyway. You couldn't get yelled at anyway. No, you couldn't get yelled at for drinking alcohol. Water shit. My wife drank it. Yeah, yeah. We're all drank already. She drank wine, right? Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. How's your week going so far? Every dream has a story.

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What are we what are we watching? I don't know. The word how to pronounce it. Dubrisan. Dubrisan. Dubrisan.

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That sounds kind of creepy, don't it? Yeah. Dubrisan. Come here, my dubrison. Touch my weenies. Touch my meanies. Just touch the tip. Oh, speaking of tips. Yeah. Do you know what uh glory holes and police uh hotlines have in common? Uh-uh. They both get anonymous tips.

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That one you you lit up on that one.

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I mean that I mean it kind of fed into it. Yeah. Dubisan. Dubisan. Dubisan. Alcohol free. Why were you looking at that? Yeah. This is on that brewery, though. Lola Trolls?

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Actually, it is an alcohol alcohol free. It says it, but it's 0.3 by volume.

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Yeah, I think they all are though. I mean, they all have a touch. Yeah.

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You drink enough, right? It looks like an old cool brewery. Yep. Oh, that was originally. Oh, they got pictures through the years.

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Oh, that's awesome, dude. Look at that thing they were carrying.

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1931. Bush beer.

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Bush beer.

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Huh.

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I mean, I wish it was in the Belgian family.

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Yeah.

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Pull that famine on Hornin Eyes. Dila. That'd be awesome to fucking go there. Yeah, well, over there I love.

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Yeah, I bet, dude.

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I bet.

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That's nice.

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Yeah. So I seen uh on the old Tickety Talk today, they opened up a new brewery right outside of Pittsburgh.

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Oh, they did?

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What? And it's uh it's an old fucking missile. Oh, silo? Silo. Wow. Dude, this place looked badass. I forget the name of it. Um, I'll look it up on break. Yeah. I saved it so I could bring it up to you. That's pretty cool. Yeah, dude, it looked pretty badass. And they said that um on a clear day you can see the Pittsburgh skyline, so it's can't be that far from here, really. Yeah. I mean, well, it would go up two hours high.

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Yeah. From us, but yeah, yeah. Yeah. Gotta be close to downtown or somewhat.

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Somewhat, because they said on a clear day.

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Yeah.

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You know what I mean? So on a clear day.

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You're on a missile sile of 20 miles. Right.

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So I mean, on a clear, I mean they could be 60 miles out. Yeah. And you just from Pittsburgh and you just see the skyline. You know what I mean? Yeah. So especially if you're up in the missile sile. I I don't know if you can go all the way up, but I I mean they put food and everything there. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. It's it looked pretty bad actually. What do they call it? Missile? I forget. Honestly, I got it. We'll look it up. Yeah, I'll look it up on the second half.

SPEAKER_04:

So I gotta tell you a funny story on my happening. I'm waiting. You waiting?

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Waiting. Let's let's make this show funny. Let's make it funny. Let's make it up to the show.

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So, anyways, last week. This uh, yeah. So this past weekend, I'll give you a little backstory. I got a text message because Ohio State was playing Michigan and uh everybody was having little parties and you know, Ohio State football watching, you know. So I had a message come from Greg saying, Hey, I'm not having anything big, but if you want to come over and watch the game, come on over. And I'm like, maybe, you know, but you know, most likely, you know. And I was kind of excited because I'm like thinking to myself, well, that's kind of nice that he invited me, you know.

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And this is just a buddy, yeah. This is a buddy, Greg. Yeah.

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And uh I was like, wow, so he must be, and then I knew like his family members and other friends of his were going over someone else's place, right? Right. So I was like, oh, maybe he doesn't want to go over there or he has to, you know, you know, do something that he's watching at home, you know. So I was like, okay, and then my brother-in-law, Greg, hit me up and he's like, hey man, you want to come over and watch the game with us? And I'm like, no, I can't because I already said I was going to this other one. Right. So I didn't want to, you know, I already promised, you know, the other Greg. And I was like, hey, no biggie, you know. So a few days later, the game comes up. So I run to the store and get some beer. I even text Greg and tell him, hey, I'm on my way. Just gonna stop. Do I need to bring anything other than maybe some beer? Nope, just show up. Happy to see you. Sweet. So I roll over there and pull up, and I'm like thinking to myself, man, why aren't why isn't there any cars here? You know, but he has garages, keeps them in, you know. So I go to the back door and I'm like, man, the back door's locked and stuff. So then all of a sudden he comes over the uh um oh no, so I text real quick, hey, I'm here on the back door, let me in, you know. And then Greg comes across the uh speaker and says, Hey, what's up? And I said, Hey, I come to watch this game. And he says, I said, let me in, I'm here. And he's like, We're not there. And I'm like, Well, what do you mean you're not here? You know? And then Greg, my brother-in-law, calls me and says, Hey, where are you at? And I said, Oh, hold on one minute. And I said, I'll call you right back, Greg, my brother-in-law, Greg. Right, right. And I'm like, Hey, Greg, where where are you guys? He said, Oh, we're over these other people's house. He says, Come on over, and I'm like, Oh.

SPEAKER_02:

So you were you were basically texting the wrong fucking person though. All this time.

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The other Greg, my friend, never texted me. It was my brother-in-law the whole time, right? And I was getting it mixed up, right? You know, so I'm like, damn it. So the worst part gets even worse. So then I feel guilty. Now they're expecting me to go over there. So, and it's just right around the corner. So I go around the corner, and uh, you ever go to a party and you you weren't originally invited. And you just kind of invited yourself, and then I'm showing up. At least I didn't come empty handed. Right, right, right. But still, it was like, you know, they're like, You want something to eat and stuff? You don't eat because you feel No, absolutely. No, no, no.

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I just eat, yeah, I just eat, yeah, yeah. No, yeah.

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And I I was like, I just was felt weird at that point. I was like, if I would have known, I would have planned better and went up there, you know what I mean? Right, right. Man, I had that all messed up. And then I looked, and then I both have them as Greg, and their pictures are because they're so tiny, they're like, you know, they almost look they look the same in color, so now I had to adjust them, you know. Now that I was kind of upset the guy didn't invite me over.

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I'm like, you know, I kind of left out. I felt like motherfucker. All right, right.

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You know, I thought it was your buddy. You ain't invite me. You didn't invite me over here. Right. I had to just show up. You know what I mean? Yeah, and uh, you know, the people that I went to, they were really nice. And of course, I get along with them well, so we talked real well. I think we got along better than we did with the other people, you know, that I would have hanged out with, you know. But it was definitely weird, and it's weird, yeah.

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It would have been weird, yeah.

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Yeah, and how do you do it? You know, you if someone showed up to my house, you accept them, but I don't know.

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Like, I don't know if I would have gone. I know I felt a little you know what I mean. I don't know if I would have after I already got that yeah, hey, we're around the bend. I know what you mean. You know what I mean? I'd I'd uh yeah, you know what? Like, I just got a text from the old lady, the dog just shit all over the house. I gotta go back home or fucking whatever.

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I don't think he would even sweat any bullets.

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Right, right.

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Yeah, because when I went there, it didn't seem like they really cared. And everybody was looking at me, and I'm still trying to process the whole thing. Right. And then I try to explain to them that I thought it was this, Greg, and you like looking at me, I'm like, no, you didn't give a fuck about me. No, yeah, yeah, you didn't invite me. You guys are all over here hanging. I had to invite my damn self. Yeah, and you know they live really close to me, too. Right. So, like that's okay. You're not gonna buy a Christmas card. Yeah, you get what you got last year, double shit, shit. Shit in an envelope. But nah. So then I then I feel bad, you know what I mean? But yeah, I almost feel like I I'm you know opposed on them, like kind of well, you do, yeah, yeah, you really do. But they didn't, they they honestly made me feel good. But it was like I'm there, and my brother-in-law's there, my sister-in-law's there, and everybody got invited.

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Oh, so everybody got invited over there except for you. Yeah, me and Kat.

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See, that's kind of weird.

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Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking I'm thinking it's probably cat. Yeah, they did ask me if she was coming before I came over. How long are you staying and is cat coming?

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Yeah, they said, by the way, is Kat with you?

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No.

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Oh, we're over here. We're up and come on in.

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Yeah, yeah. You can stay as long as you want.

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Yeah. But, anyways, uh, I did that. Uh, other than that, I mean, you know, just dealing with uh I've been putting up Christmas decorations. I've been doing more, I'm trying to get up as much as possible because this the season's very short, and you want to get it up now as quickly as possible to enjoy it.

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Yeah, well, I don't understand why you just starting.

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No, I I I have already main stuff I've been doing like extra. Oh I should say that, yeah. Because like I put a tree up in my office, which who cares if I had it or not, but I did it and everything. But I noticed, like, I mean, so you guys don't uh what you guys don't know, just so we fill you in, is that we've been talking about it last couple weeks, but we've been piecing stuff and getting stuff because we're gonna put mess around and we're trying to go to YouTube um video in the new year, so we've been steadily uh rearranging stuff, rearranging stuff, yeah, and stuff. It's gonna take a minute, and it'll probably take a minute for us to mess around and stuff like that, but we'll keep you guys posted when we can.

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And we've been talking about it for a while, a long while, and we've said it on the show multiple times. Um but we're actually biting the bullet and doing it.

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Yeah, so there's pieces. Rick put a chair together for himself, not me. No, yeah, he's got to put his own chair together. I know. You guys, you had beer wench helping you.

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We're gonna we're gonna wait until we get done with these two 12 percenters and be like, here you go. Here's all the nuts, here's all the screws. Here you go, put it together. Good luck. No, I'm kind of hoping I it's just it's bad timing. You know, like the season. You know what I mean? With the like I okay, I but bought bit the bullet and got the chairs. Yeah. Uh but like I don't want to spend anything else right now for like little tables and shit like that. No, we got because but I I I've been thinking of I got a couple little table, like little camping tables that we can use that we could use and get rid of the table we're using right now. And yeah, because we're not gonna be on camera yet. No, you know, I mean, except for my OF page. I'm on that quite a bit. But yeah, my my yeah, my foot finder footfall. The only thing foot fungus finder.com.

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Yeah, and it's gonna take a minute. There's probably we've got to practice. So we did buy some we had to buy some um let's uh audio and video equipment type to go with it and stuff like that.

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Yeah, your deep throat's definitely gotta get better.

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I know.

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You keep getting it.

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So when people are gonna come into Rick's house, they're gonna think he's got a little porn street. You gotta hold it. We're gonna put a little dildo on one of the chairs. No, it's going right in the middle of the floor, and that's where everybody sits.

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That's where newcomers sit. The guess. Yep. Yeah. Can't wait until Jason comes up again. Here you go, buddy. Here's your chair.

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Well, didn't Stephanie want to be on the show? Yeah, she wanted to be on the show.

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Yeah, we'll have to get a bigger one, then get the old horse copy. Oh my but, anyways, oh I'd seen the light go off, and I was like, what the hang. It's been an interesting week around here. Yeah. Yeah. We made the news. Oh, yeah, that's right. You have to tell people about the national. Yeah, we went, yeah, yeah. This is kind of a creepy story. It is kind of a creepy story. And this kid's walked past, like, we've been outside, yeah, having a smoker or drinking a beer on the porch, and this this kid that has walked by and we said hi to him.

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Yeah.

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A couple a few times.

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Yeah, he's around right now.

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Yeah, well, not no more. Yeah. But go ahead, explain. So we got one buddy that drives for the Amish. I I don't know. Should I get in the whole story or okay, yeah. I uh who drives for the Amish? He got up at 3 30 in the morning and left out the day after Thanksgiving. Okay. And uh he's seen and we had snow that night, yeah, whatever, but he's seen fresh bicycle tracks coming out of this house at the end of his road. Yeah, right there. Right there on the end of his road. And he was like, Well, that's you know, it's three o'clock. In the morning and it's been snowing pretty fucking good. Them are fresh. Them are pretty fresh. And it went out onto our main road and then back into our allotment. Oh, okay. So like a kid like came out and then went back from this house. Yeah. You know, and he drove and actually seen where they went, where the bike tracks went to, and it was this kid's house. This 21-year-old kid's house, and his mom, he lives with his mom.

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Uh-huh.

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Well, he ended up calling the sheriffs. He's like, you know, if something ain't right, you guys might want to go over and check this house out. And we've noticed around the neighborhood that the guy kind of quit mowing his lawn. He was an older gentleman. Uh, so it was kind of uh, you know, everybody even said, like, has anybody seen him? We should probably do a wellness check or whatever, you know, and nobody did because the guy was, I'm I'm not gonna lie, the guy was a dick. Like, I got in arguments with him a couple times about his dog, my dog.

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Is this the guy that would ride around and his dog would run off to the side?

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Yes. Well, no, uh, he would walk, he would walk, and I think he did have a little bike at one time, but he did more walking. But yeah, he would let his dog right on everybody's edge of their property. Oh, and poop and poop and just keep walking. Yeah. Well, my dog was territorial, yeah. And my dog would never leave my yard, but he might his dog was in my yard. Yeah. So it was always this. So they would and so and then, but then the guy just started doing it intentionally because he knew it would just drive my dog crazy and whatever. So me and him got in some words or whatever. So I I was like, I don't care, whatever.

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Screw that guy.

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Yeah, basically. But here a sheriff ended up going over there, and the guy had been dead for weeks. Weeks. Yeah, yeah. They're not they haven't really came out and said how long, but it's been weeks. Wow. Um, and this kid on the kid was going over there and robbed everything. Took his car, his a safe, um all kinds of shit. Like multiple things. Stealing. It's just stealing, just robbing them blind, you know. I mean, there's like, who's gonna miss this? You know, but whatever. Yeah, guy's dead, but didn't report anything. Damn, damn. Seeing the guy dead is a big deal. Yeah, dude, now this is my thought. Okay, you break into a house. Yeah, and I don't know where the guy was. Uh they didn't really say if he was just sitting in a chair with the TV on, whatever, but you break into this guy's house and you see somebody, like, do you freeze automatically? Like, oh I would. Oh, yeah. Or do you run away? Or do you just take off? Yeah, right. Like, oh fuck, no, there's somebody in here. Yeah. But from another inside source, yeah, I guess he told somebody that uh the dude was black. Oh, because he had been robbing. He'd been sitting there for so long. He was real bloated and black, so the kid kind of composing. Yeah. So he kind of knew right off the bat the dude was dead. Basically melting and sweating. And was telling the somebody that this place is loaded with shit, money and jewels and like jewelry and all kinds of shit. Yeah. And like this kid thought he's.

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That's why he hit the money pot. Yeah. The honey hole.

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But what's funny about it is once he got busted, so they found the car in one little town right down the road from us, Williamsfield. Uh then all of a sudden, it even said on the news that like the safe was found in PA, in Meadville, PA, and uh like everything was all scattered from the kid going around selling it all. Yeah. So the kid just ratted on himself. Yeah. The kid basically said, Oh, yeah, yeah, it's over here, it's over there. I sold it to this guy, I sold it to that guy. So he just fucking took everybody down. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like he was the one. And he's the one doing it. Like, I mean, I I yeah, I was just like, that takes some balls, dude. That's uh that's a it's a crazy story, and it did make national news.

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Like, I mean, like it was out there. One thing is is if I was to steal and see the guy dead, I'd steal him one time, not keep going back, not keep going back.

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Yeah, like our buddy told us that like he's seen sled marks coming out, which I'm getting guessing because of the safe. Yeah, because it was heavy. Yeah, he is heavy as shit. You ain't putting that on a bike. Yeah, you know, but to steal the guy's car. But this that's what I didn't understand. Like, how do you think you're getting away with that one? Yeah, you know, yeah, oh, he stole a lawnmower, and yeah, like how do you think you're getting away with this shit? Yeah. Now, me personally, even if I was that kind of guy to go in and steal shit, whatever I broke into somebody's house and I seen somebody dead, I would have just backed the fuck out and called. Yeah, I would have said, Hey, I was checking on this guy. Yeah, or yeah, I was concerned, but he's in the house. I used to do work for him. Yep. And like I thought he was like, that's why I broke the door to get in. Yeah. Like, because it didn't make sense. I came over there to shovel the driveway, whatever, for him, and he dead.

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Yeah. You know what I mean? And I heard the TV on and no one answered, so I pounded open to see what's going on. Yeah.

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Like, but yeah, because I don't know if they can get him for like abuse of a corpse because they didn't, because he didn't report report it, yeah, or anything like that. I'm curious to see how it develops. Yeah, I am too. Yeah.

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I seen it. It was all over. Yeah, it's all over, yeah. Yeah.

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At least our news. It might not have made national, but yeah. But for a little town and our little community where that we have back here. Yeah.

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No, I seen a posting that said it went national.

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Oh, really?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, it was picked up by yeah, because it's Mormon, I guess. It's morbid. Yeah, morbid. Not Mormon. Mormon. It's Mormon.

SPEAKER_02:

It's Mormon. It's Mormon.

SPEAKER_04:

It's morbid.

SPEAKER_02:

How he did, you know. Yeah. I mean I would think he could have been in there fucking giving the guy handjobs. You know, hoping. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

He could have been violating it. His mouth's nice and tight with all that swelling.

SPEAKER_02:

It's it's a little, it's a little chilly. Let me turn the heat up. Yeah. Put a fucking just pour hot water in his mouth. Yeah. If you push the skin, would it pop like oh I don't know, dude. Yeah. I I I do the stench. Yeah. That's what I couldn't get. The stench would have had to have been fucking horrible. Terrible. Yeah. We had uh that's what I couldn't get weeks and I lived in an apartment building years ago. I was 26 years old. I was on the top floor. And I kept getting this odor from underneath my sink. Every once in a while, right? Yeah, like I would open up the sink. I'm like, what the fuck is that smell?

SPEAKER_01:

I'm like asking my old lady, I'm like, what the like what did you have? What are you storing?

SPEAKER_02:

Do we got bacon grease down here five years old? Like, what the fuck is it? Is it a tampon? And uh here the lady or guy, I don't I can't remember what it was, but died below us. Oh and and this is midsummer. Ooh. And fucking that's what it was. Like it was like two weeks, and he was down there, and just in two weeks, yeah. You know what I mean? It was starting to come up, and then they were throwing the uh carpet and everything out the window. Yeah, and I'm right above it. I mean, it was just all just wow, is uh dude. It was hard. Yeah, I was like, dude, I should get fucking a free month's rent here, like smelling this shit fucking the whole time.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, like this is fucking horrible, especially throwing it out the window, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

They had no choice, you know, they didn't want to walk it through the whole apartment building because the whole thing, you know, just fuck the guy upstairs, terrible, you know, whatever. Guy upstairs and guy right below them. Uh but yeah, it was pretty bad. What do you think of this? I do I actually as you get down it more. I like it. Yeah, I actually do like it. Like, I don't know. It's considered Christmas beer. It is considered a Christmas beer. It does have a good fruity, peachy kind of taste to it. I mean, you get the malt flavor. I you definitely get the malt flavor. So I'm guessing just that yeast. Yeah. That Budenson, whatever. We can't go back to that. Yeah. Uh yeast. But it is pretty good. It is definitely good. It is definitely good for and for a 12%er, it's it does not taste like a strong 12% alcohol. No. A little bit. Slight. Slight, but not bad.

SPEAKER_04:

I mean it dries just your tongue on the top, wouldn't you say?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Like right on, not on the tongue, but the top of your mouth. A little bit on the front. You do?

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

A little bit.

SPEAKER_04:

A little bit. What would you give it?

SPEAKER_02:

I think I'm gonna go a nine, dude. I would.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm gonna go eight and a half.

SPEAKER_02:

I I I I'll really I'll go a nine, dude. I I actually enjoy this. And I and I would definitely keep it. Yeah, I would keep it. I I would keep it. No Jason Keeper Cat. Let me ask. No. No. No. Don't don't ask how much it was.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, no. Oh, yeah. So it was expensive. I would say this was probably. So the two beers cost me almost 50 bucks, just a couple bucks short of 50 bucks. For eight beers. For eight beers. So they're probably about 25 a pack. 25 a pack, yeah. Yeah. If it was split even. Right. This might have been 27, the other one might have been a little bit cheaper. But you figure, but 12%ers normally cost$25. Yeah, they're right around there. Yeah. Yeah. So you're pretty much like what? I mean, you're like seven bucks for seven dollars.

SPEAKER_02:

So I probably wouldn't keep it, but I would look at it and go, oh, that's really good.

SPEAKER_04:

Every once in a while, something special, right? Something special. Yeah. Now I thought you were going to say was a princess. It's not princess because I don't see it being princess. No, because of the the harder malt type flavor.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I I wouldn't see it being princess.

SPEAKER_04:

But I tell you, it's nice to do these kind of beers. You know, I was getting my um beer trim and the um barber.

SPEAKER_05:

He was like trim beard. Not beer trim. My beard. Yep. Did it say beer? It sounded like it.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, I was probably barping that's right. I don't have my headphone on, so I can't hear you that clearly.

SPEAKER_04:

And my mouth is covered. So yeah, we don't have headphones on anymore. But um he was showing me all these different beers that he does, and he's like, Oh, at Christmas time, I like to get all these different beers. So he goes to like uh uh Giant Eagle or something like that, where you can get a box and mix and match six beers and stuff. So what he says he does is he goes and gets six six different ones, and then him and his friends will come over and they pretty much open one and split it. You know what I mean? Okay, fair enough. Yeah, he said, you get a little bit, but he showed me the picture of the ones that he got, and I'm like, did it, did it, done it, yep, did it, did it right. You know what I mean? He's like, he's like, You did all these, and I said, Yeah, and he then he shows me some more, and I'm like, um, maybe not that middle one, but the other five we did. Yeah, and and then when I can say in detail which everyone, you know, which I was impressed with, but he was like, Wow, you know, and I said, Yeah, I like beer, and you know well, it's just amazing on how many frickin' beers we have done.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I mean, and then they come back.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, and then sometimes you get confused if you did it or not.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, I yeah, I there's I go to the store and I'm like, I don't know. I don't think we did this. You know what I mean? Especially at high nens, because they got a decent beer selection. Can you buy um individual like a six? Yes, they do have a wall, yeah, or a shelf of like where you can get probably five, five shelf shelves, and they're single beers. Yeah, so you could go up and get you know one, one, one, whatever.

SPEAKER_04:

He liked he like really like De Vol. He thinks that's a champagne of beer. This guy's from France, too. He's a French or not from France, but from French. Um, yeah, he's from France, he's French, and um he really likes DeVol in that because it's German, it's a Belgian beer. Okay, but he says, Man, their bubbles are so fine, it's like a champagne of you know what I mean. And I'm like, I do like De Vol. Have have we done that on a show? Um, I think we have. I think earlier. Beer wench is saying that we've done it because it's been a minute, but yeah, we would have. I seem it's really popular at Christmas time. A lot of people will get that.

SPEAKER_02:

So it's really hard for my brain to go back six years, yes. And prior. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, it's hard not to. I mean, of all the different beers that we've actually done. That's why it's hard to buy beer anymore.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, but we one guy did point, oh, the guy that was selling me at Mike's drive-thru, he was like, There are so many beers that he was saying that we should never run out of options.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh well, options, no. No, and that's why I like Heinans does a wonderful job.

SPEAKER_04:

They really and he does too, because I got this one and other one never, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Right. So yeah, I mean, there's definitely places out there, you know. I keep hearing uh red wine and bruise.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, he said that one too.

SPEAKER_02:

Red wine and there's another one too, up around the menor Cleveland area that is huge for it's just a bunch of different fucking beers. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04:

He said that red wine and brews or red wine, yeah, red wine and uh he said that he likes to go there and he goes there with the um what do you call that? Uh the the growler. Oh, you can go and fill them. Yeah, I think he did say you go any certain ones there. He says it's very good. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyways, um, you want to take a break and get another nice ice cold one. We're gonna jump into that um whatever, under the brush.

SPEAKER_02:

And what's it matter? It's another 12%.

SPEAKER_04:

Now that's a period style. Oh Rick might have to go to the bathroom here. Nope. You guys might have to leave the room. Anyways, that's a good time to take a break. We'll see you in a second.

SPEAKER_06:

Yep.

SPEAKER_04:

Welcome back, as we got a nice ice cold one, and they're ice cold because we did have them outside. This is Beneath Covered Bridge by Wayward Brewing, and it's Timber Ales. Uh, like I said before, 12% or we're actually this is an Imperial stout, and I'm gonna share this with uh Ricky Rick and all of us. All of us. Yes, it's a delicious one. I know it's delicious because I've done it, and I'll give that to beer one.

SPEAKER_00:

Beer hoo, beer schnaub.

SPEAKER_04:

There you go, buddy. Oh, I get the big glass.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, I can't wait.

SPEAKER_04:

You didn't quite get a 16 ouncer because we're all splitting it. So I can smell it. And it's supposed to be maple.

SPEAKER_02:

So it's map. I'm not a huge maple fan. I know, especially.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, why is it flowing or? Yeah, yours was weird why it flow maneuver. Yeah. It's gonna come on the tank, it's gonna drip on the back. It did it. It's like it's gonna drip again, right? That it's like stains. Oh yeah, that's like yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

That's like wax. Or I mean not wax, but uh it's like stain, like actual wood stain. Yeah, we'll take this and wood stain it.

SPEAKER_04:

It's like it's like drinking carnage, right?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

I wonder why yours foamed up like that.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know, that was weird because it was after it. You did it a good pour. Yeah, mine did.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, and I left it from the top. Yeah, yeah. This one's a little rough though.

SPEAKER_01:

But so it's smoky. Very smoky. It's definitely smoky. Well, it's it's definitely maple-y.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't I'm not a huge maple fan. Yeah. I I'm wondering if my buddy at work would like this.

SPEAKER_04:

It says because he likes he likes maple. It's uh maple syrup, almonds, and some kind of amborant wood chips.

SPEAKER_02:

Ambrananda. Ambranta. Ambrana. Ambirana wood chips. So whatever that Amburanna wood chips is, what you taste. You're fucking strong. Yes. And they smoke the fuck out of it.

SPEAKER_04:

I tell you right now, I wouldn't be a keeper. You're thinking about it, aren't you? Dude, it's not horrible. It's not horrible, no. It really isn't. Like I I noticed we did a couple Imperial stouts lately, and they're all pretty strong. They're strong.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

They're definitely strong. Especially it, it's it's almost like they put the Imperial in front of it, and it just makes it something odd. Something very strong unique and strong about it. So I I guess for us being a beer talking show, we should probably know these things, but we don't really do our homework as we just can't tell. We just drink it and give you our point of view.

SPEAKER_04:

We drink with celebrities. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Don't say that. We do have a celebrity guest coming. Yeah. Yeah. One day. My dick. He's gonna sit on the table and talk. He's known for how small he is. Exactly. He's like super little dick.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. We call him teeny weeny. Oh my.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know. I I don't get it. He kind of grows on you a little bit, don't you? I don't mind it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, that's why I was like, I didn't really mind it, but I mean, to drink a whole one is like the smoke.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh yeah, the smoke on it is what kind of kills it. If it wasn't so smoky, if they would have added more of the almond, less of the smoke. And no more maple, though. Oh, definitely no more maple. Yeah. But less of the I think it's the the smoke and the maple together is what's really kinda coming out. Coming out really strong.

SPEAKER_04:

Now, can you see this if you're up in a cabin? Paint the picture, Alaska, by a fire, ice cold. You only need one of these.

SPEAKER_02:

You're in Alaska, it's gonna be ice cold. So yeah, it's gonna be like this because Well, I mean, it's ice cold here.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We had we what I did is when I got to Rick's house, I sent them outside because for some reason they warmed up in the car, even though I had them in a cooler. So they went.

SPEAKER_02:

You probably should have left them out of the cooler.

SPEAKER_04:

That's what I was thinking, because I think the cooler kept them warm.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah, they yeah, absolutely. That was because they weren't letting the cool, it wasn't letting the cool hit it. So they were kind of like just like I mean, honestly, I could I could drink one of these. Like if we went outside right now and was standing by a fire and it was snowing and chill like that. Perfect. That's what this would be a perfect beer for it. Yes, it really would be.

SPEAKER_04:

Overall, I'm curious on untap as far as you could confirm that. Yeah, you can confirm that. We're good. Right it and confirm it.

SPEAKER_02:

I wouldn't go. I wouldn't go. I would go. I'd go three. Yeah. Yeah, we'll go three stars on it for better together.

SPEAKER_04:

What's better together?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, 4.23.

SPEAKER_04:

4.23. I haven't seen one that high in a while. See, this guy when I was buying, he's like, oh, you got two good ones. But man, I'm surprised the other one scored higher. I think it's just fl the what people prefer.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, yeah, I mean, it's just depending on the person. You know what I mean? Just like us.

SPEAKER_04:

Like it's it uh total is that total 177 how many people rated it? No, rating 153. See uniqueness 166. It's definitely unique. Yeah. Hey, joy by a campfire for sure. Yes, the same thing that yes, and I can see that for sure.

SPEAKER_02:

I could definitely see that for sure.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

You know, put your feet up, fucking, you're warming your feet up by the fire. You got this going.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

But it's it's it's out there. Now I'm drinking it in the glass, like kind of like I'm wondering, like, the is does the glass make it better? I think it does. I because that's what I'm thinking. I drank it out of the can. I don't know if I like it out of the can.

SPEAKER_04:

No, I would pour it in the glass.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I would definitely glass it.

SPEAKER_04:

I struggled with it with it the other day, but it wasn't very cold. I think because of the temperature we had. Right.

SPEAKER_02:

Right.

SPEAKER_04:

I mean, it's cold, it's like ice. But when I was pouring into cups, just so you guys know that are listening, it was like motor oil coming out of there.

SPEAKER_02:

It's very dark. Yeah. It's very dark. Very well stained something.

SPEAKER_04:

It's not real thick.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, thicker than thicker than your normal water beer or whatever, you know, your normal daily drinkers.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, and when I talk about motor oil, use motor oil.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I mean, it's definitely you can't see through it. Like you it's not brown. It's you cannot see through it. It's like burnt black oil. Anyways. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_01:

I got a couple jokes.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, you got a book. I got a whole book. Some of these books get scary.

SPEAKER_02:

And now this is this is just dad.

SPEAKER_04:

It says day one, day two.

SPEAKER_02:

No, it's uh an Avent count calendar. Oh. Uh dad jokes. So bad they're hilarious. Okay. I'm ready. Okay. I'm excited. So day one. Let's do day one, yeah. You want to do day one? Yeah. What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas? Oh no. I can see. Because his eyes were cold. There you go. There you go. You're getting it.

SPEAKER_04:

Ah, that's funny.

SPEAKER_02:

That's a knee slammer. Why do mummies like Christmas so much? Why do mummies like Christmas so much? I don't know. Because of all the rapping. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01:

We're going to a PG show here.

SPEAKER_04:

No swearing.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

How do you know Santa is good at karate? How? Because he has a black belt.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm going to use that one. I like that one.

SPEAKER_02:

We're going to do a couple more here. Yeah, day one. That was, well, I think it was. Yeah, this is all day one. Yeah. Jesus. You made day ones. It's like. It's like we're on the seventh day. Should we move up to the seventh day to see if they get a little better? No, what are we? We're on the fourth day. We're on the first day. No, we're on the fourth day. Okay. So let's move up to the day. We missed a couple. Okay. Here. Why did the reindeer go to comedy school? I don't know. To learn how to slay the audience. I don't know if they're getting better. Yeah, well. Why are Christmas trees so fond of riddle's? What?

SPEAKER_03:

What?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, so fond of riddles. Sorry. I don't know. Why are Christmas trees so fond of riddles? Huh? They always keep you guessing. Oh no. I didn't understand that one. Yeah. Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_04:

That one went over my head.

SPEAKER_02:

What kind of beard does Frosty like best?

SPEAKER_04:

Snow beer.

SPEAKER_02:

What? Brrrrrrrrl. You better go back to day one. I don't know. Doctor Doctor, I'm thinking of shrinking. Well, you'll just have to be a little patient. Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop thinking I'm a bell. Doctor, take these pills, and if you don't work, give me a ring. I guess. Don't go to day five. You gotta go back. No. No, because we're gonna miss all it. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? Uh Rudolph?

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, I get rude. Off? Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_04:

Anyways, any other good jokes?

SPEAKER_02:

Um, I did have a couple, but other than your uh one you said earlier. Well, no, I had, yeah, I got one, but yeah, we're not allowed to see that one on this room. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, there I got a little thing that came up. It said, you notice you ever get uh friends at work that are half your age, and then when they invite you out, it's past your bedtime. Yeah. Yeah. I get that all the time, dude.

SPEAKER_02:

It's fucking horrible. Yeah, they want to go partying. It's like I gotta go to bed. Like, I'm fucking, I'm already sleeping.

SPEAKER_06:

It's too late.

SPEAKER_03:

I already missed some text. You ready for this? Ricky's bad choices coming to you live. I like doing that music too. Yeah. I know.

SPEAKER_04:

I know, I know. You don't hear that. There you go. Anyways, let's get into these. Ricky, are you ready? Sure.

SPEAKER_02:

Are you ready?

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, you had that you named that place.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, yeah, yeah, yes. Yes. I did look up this uh the brewery. Brewery that we were talking about, and it is in hold on a minute, one second. It is in Crawler PA, the Grist House.

SPEAKER_04:

Grist House.

SPEAKER_02:

Can we bring that up, beerwench? Um, it's Grist House Command. G-R-I-S-T.

SPEAKER_04:

Gristhouse command. Let's look at that real quick. Oh, there it is. It'd be cool if they took the colour. Uh yeah, that's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_02:

So I guess I already had a brewery called the Grist House, but now it's the Grist House Command because it's at a command silo. A command missile silo. This is the brewery. This is the brewery. Go if you back up one. Um, the command. Yeah, that one there. Top one. Yep. So this is their new one they just opened.

SPEAKER_04:

I like that concrete, a good building.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, it's a missile silo. Yeah, it's a missile command silo.

SPEAKER_04:

Do they show pictures? Location. No. Got jobs.

SPEAKER_02:

They're not showing a whole lot. They got a bunch of different beers.

SPEAKER_04:

Maybe because it's home. Hit about. No, it took you back to the original brewery.

SPEAKER_02:

It took you back to the original brewery. So maybe it's that new. Um we don't have the old tickety talk up here on this, do we? Come on.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, they're not really showing anything. Okay, let's get in Ricky's bad choices. You ready, buddy? Oh, I would do this. I know. I know you would do this. For 200. Yeah. For 200 bucks. Would you tell a mother that their baby was ugly? For$200? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I'd tell a mother her baby's ugly for a dollar. Your baby ugly. The head baby fucking needs help. You lost a chromosome on the way out, didn't you?

SPEAKER_04:

I think I would have no problem, especially for 200 bucks. I'd be going around looking for mothers to tell me.

SPEAKER_02:

Like, I'm gonna make fucking thousands today. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

I ain't gonna have to work the rest of the week.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't care if your baby's ugly or not. It's still ugly. I'm getting 200 bucks.

SPEAKER_04:

As an adult, have you ever physically pissed your pants?

SPEAKER_02:

Um, I mean, does not the dribble, I wouldn't say. No, not the dribble, but like, I mean, I as an adult, like over 21, yeah, I I have He's like, wait a minute, over 21. Well, no, I didn't pee the bed, but I definitely pissed in my old lady's purse one time.

SPEAKER_04:

And that's why you're in divorce. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Because I did. I heard this story before. Yeah, I think I told the story before on the podcast. Yeah. Yeah, don't do the four locos. No. Well, especially back when they had the they were potent. Well, they're still potent, but they had the uh caffeine in them.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_02:

You know, and they had to take like you're not allowed to have caffeine in them anymore. But yeah, and you just pissed right in that bag. I guess. Yeah. I don't know. I guess I tried going in and pissing on my son, and he was smart enough to deter me into her purse.

SPEAKER_04:

So now one time I went pee, and I'm like just peeing. I uh I was at a urinal, but the whole time it was hitting my belt, like my belt flat.

SPEAKER_02:

No, I've done that before. Or you get a fucking uh piece of lint. A piece of lint from the fucking and you don't realize it, and you're standing there fucking shooting down your and you walk away and you're like, oh motherfucker. Like yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

My I have done it, I was peeing one time, I was like just peeing away. And of all times I have uh khaki colored pants on.

SPEAKER_02:

Right, right.

SPEAKER_04:

And the whole time I'm peeing on my belt flap.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay, so now what do you do?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, I sit there and I try. Well, there's no wiping. No. You and basically you could throw more water on you to make it look like you look like it splashed.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, or something. So that's pretty much all you could do.

SPEAKER_04:

But the thing is, is I was like, I think I can jet back and just go to my office. At that time, it I just had to walk through the production plant and go upstairs. I just kind of went in my office and waited.

SPEAKER_02:

And waited and had it dry real quick. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

But I was like, and I was lucky because what it did is it didn't hit the crotch area, it just hit no, it hits down the leg. All the all down the leg.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh it's only one side, mostly.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

No, I've done that before. Or, like, you know, you got that dry jism fucking in the tip of your dick with the fucking, yeah, you know, it just spraying everywhere to the neighbor. It looks like a fucking water, like a fucking water sprinkler went off, a fire sprinkler went off.

SPEAKER_04:

You ever have been peeing and it shoot across to the person next to you?

SPEAKER_02:

No, I haven't done that.

SPEAKER_04:

You know, because that lint thing is, yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

It's like just spraying everywhere, like we're getting the guy's to you.

SPEAKER_02:

Do you run that? Dude, that's why I I can't pee at a trough. No, no, I can't. Yeah. Like, I will not go, like, I can't do it. I don't know. I like I just don't know. I can't. I have a hard time peeing at a trough.

SPEAKER_04:

When there's guys just belling.

SPEAKER_02:

No, everybody's just standing there, fucking everybody. Hey, how you doing? Fucking. Yeah, I feel like I should just be holding on to theirs. They should be holding. Everybody should just be holding on. Like, we are the love, we are the circle.

SPEAKER_05:

Turkey jerky. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Uh, yeah. So we've been both there. I think most people have. Have you ever had sex with a bartender? Bartender? Yeah. No, I know I know I'm there. No, I don't know if I've no, I don't know if she's got a few bartenders. I would probably well, it depends on where you're at. Yeah. I got this thing that was it was like a a TikTok thing, and it was advertisement for some bar, and the lady's like, Oh, she's serving up bars. And I was like, Oh, where's this bar? And I clicked on it. Every one of their bartenders was like a a 15 out of a 10. You know, I was like, holy cow!

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It depends on where you're getting all whoa, look at all this. I mean, you go to California, yeah. California, Vegas. This is local. What the heck? Yeah, you go local, fucking you're lucky she's got a full fucking head of teeth. But then you want to do it. Yeah. All right, 17 more shots, and we're gonna think about you. You started looking good.

SPEAKER_04:

But I've never been with a bartender. You I don't no, I don't think the waitress don't count. No, yeah, no, I don't think an actual bartender, no. Have you ever been denied an entry into a nightclub? I've never been to a nightclub that I had to. Oh. I have I mean, I've been to nightclubs, but I have never been.

SPEAKER_02:

Um so even beer wench got denied. I believe it. Like you see her? Yeah, she's telling me like 17 of them.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

They don't let her in at all. Yeah. I believe it. We're like, you ain't got enough money, baby. Your tits are huge, but so is your vagina.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, that's a big meatloaf. I mean a roast beef.

SPEAKER_02:

A roast beef.

SPEAKER_04:

Meatloaf meatloaf roast beef. Yeah, it's that's a double combination. Moafleaf. A moaf or whatever. And with ketchup on it.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh now, how do you like it? Do you like meatloaf with the ketchup? Yes.

SPEAKER_04:

But I like people, they sometimes people put a little A1 on there.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. And like a mixture. I want to do a barrage.

SPEAKER_02:

I want to do a sriracha glaze. Yeah. I'd be good. I think I would be good. Like do a sriracha glaze instead of the ketchup. I had people mix it. I don't know. I would mix it. You think?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. Don't they make one uh don't they make a ketchup that already has that type of seasoning or spice?

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, they have a jalapeno and a jalanero. Yeah. But it they're funny tasting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

I don't really care for them. Yeah. I don't like a meatloaf like I've had meatloaf that's been real greasy because of the meat. Yeah, even though they put uh yeah, you kind of want it dry, but not too dry. Yeah, you want it moist. You don't want the meat being like bready. I've had some before that's been bready.

SPEAKER_02:

See, now my mom was crazy. Like she could get it. It's a reason why all of us kids are good cooks. Yeah, because she could. Because my mom was a horrible cook. Oh. And we had to learn to eat. Yeah. So like she would have like carrots, like shaved carrots pieces. And like she would just take whatever she had in the fucking and mix it all and mix it all together. I know people put potatoes in. I can't do it, dude. Like, I no.

SPEAKER_04:

I like it. I like it with uh there's certain bread clumbs that you can use that go with it. Right. But um that would be real fine. I I actually like grits. Oh yeah. I've grits would be good.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, you smash them to fuck up real good and uh use that as your hold together ish.

SPEAKER_04:

And the reason that people use that too is to help soak up the fat from the meat. Right. And I think you need more of a leaner meat than a fattier meat.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I would probably I won't do anything less than probably like uh what is it, 80 or 80, 15?

SPEAKER_04:

80-15 or 90-10.

SPEAKER_02:

I would say 80-15 is probably the lowest I would go. 90-10 might be too lean because it might be with the brain. You know what I mean? It's just gonna it it you're getting dry.

SPEAKER_04:

You're not doing like 70, 30 year be swimming in oil. Yeah. Uh, would you be okay with letting your partner have sex with a robot? I mean, am I allowed to?

SPEAKER_02:

I I don't know. Would that be the question? Can you both can we both have sex with the robot? Yeah, like if she's licking a robot vagina, yeah, have at it, sweet. As long as I can fuck it. And you like what comes out. Yeah, I'm gonna cream pie it. You fucking clean it up for my next round.

SPEAKER_04:

So the answer is yes.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, I don't, I mean, you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_04:

Maybe it was a guy, I mean, a guy. I don't want no, well, yeah, but what if it's he's like a horse?

SPEAKER_02:

I don't want yeah, I don't want to be stereotypical, but what if she decided to pick the black robot? You know, you're in trouble then, yeah. He's got a 12-inch slot. I'm like, well, fuck, I ain't hitting the bottom of that ever again.

SPEAKER_04:

Doing a can wide, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I ain't 12 inches. Yeah, I'm not even gonna be able to beat up the sides. I'm just what do I do now?

SPEAKER_04:

You get the little vagina one. Yeah. Like then you're both just fucking machines, right?

SPEAKER_02:

Can we get the 12-year-old version, please? Yeah. Just vagina-wise. Make her look like 23. Make her look 20. But hey, Richard's got back from the virgin one. Uh, these stupid fucking 12%ers got me saying stupid things, okay? He just came back from the what's the damn it now. Now I'm going on the pedophile list. Damn it. Back on. Never gonna be able to drive past my school again. He never got back. He never just got off. Now he's coming back up. Right back on it, damn it. All the people around the hood be like, oh, Rick's back on the list. He'll be on the rap on their phone.

SPEAKER_04:

Make sure you don't go down that road.

SPEAKER_02:

Don't go down that road. Quit rubbing your bike down that road, he's back on the list.

SPEAKER_04:

But mommy, I'm a boy.

SPEAKER_02:

No matter, don't matter, just stay away from his house. There's a reason why he has a candy bucket out there all the time.

SPEAKER_05:

With the word free.

SPEAKER_02:

Free. Yeah. It's sitting on a box. Oh no. A big box. Which down in the bottom. It's a it's a free popcorn. But, anyways, this is pretty good. You ready to rate this? Oh, yeah, it's gone.

SPEAKER_04:

I mean who fucking two 12%. But the thing is, we split this one.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, thank God. I know. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

But once you start drinking in this cold, it isn't that bad.

SPEAKER_02:

I I actually enjoy it. Smoke. I do think the smoke flavor is overpowering. Yeah. And honestly, in the smoke and the maple together, I don't care for it. Yeah. You know what I mean? It might be good just smoke. Yeah, just a little bit of smokiness and back the maple off. Yeah. Might be pretty good. It would be great.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. Wouldn't be bad.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, because I every time I get that little burp, it's maple. Yeah. You know, and the smoke is the smoke is already fucking just you get to smoke just on your mouth. Oh, it's embedded in my mouth. Like I'm gonna Wake up tomorrow morning. It felt like you smoke. I fucking blew a fucking log out of the fire. Like, I must have got hungry last night. Just chewing on a fire log. Chewing on a stick. But but it's not bad. Yeah. Like, I mean, like you said, like it's or you know, it's definitely an outdoorsy cold campfire beer. I mean, they even say it on uh untapped.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. Now the thing is, is this is not considered Christmas beer or anything.

SPEAKER_02:

So I wouldn't, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

It's just an Imperial stout. How would you rate this as an Imperial stout?

SPEAKER_02:

It's gonna be hard. Like, I want to give it somewhat high, but it's not it's not good enough for high. I we wouldn't keep it. It's definitely not gonna be princess approved. No, I yeah, no, there ain't no way. Okay, I was gonna say middle of the road. Like in which seven would be I would have to be.

SPEAKER_04:

It's like when you first taste it, you're like, I don't know. I don't like it. I don't like it. Like it's too overpowering. It grows on you. Yeah. And then I don't know if it's the alcohol or what, but it grows on you, and that's when you start to creep up a little bit. Now, seven is pretty strong in this, I think. Like I wouldn't go above seven.

SPEAKER_02:

I wouldn't say if I drank more, it would go and I don't know if I could get several if I got two down, oh my, that would be very rough. But you don't feel it bloating you or nothing. No, no, absolutely not. I mean, I and I said that earlier. Like it's not a real it looks real thick, yeah, but it's not that thick of a beer, but it's I can see me splitting it around a fire and having two, three glasses of it. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Which might equal to one beer, yeah, yeah, or two.

SPEAKER_02:

You know what I mean? Like, oh, that was kind of good. Yeah, over a period of time. Yeah. But at the end of the day, you almost have to have.

SPEAKER_04:

Would you give it a seven though, too?

SPEAKER_02:

I I I'll say seven. Yeah, I it definitely goes seven.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

It's rich. I wouldn't go any higher. No, it definitely wouldn't go any higher.

SPEAKER_04:

But I'm surprised on Untap, it's at 4.2.

SPEAKER_02:

Near that high, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

But that's the highest I think I've seen in a minute.

SPEAKER_02:

In a minute. Yeah. And this came from Wayward Lane Brewery. Where are they at?

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, um, Connecticut somewhere. Connecticut. Yeah. Okay. New Haven or something like that. Yeah. I looked it up on the side. It's on the side here. I can look it up again. It is out of no North Haven, Connecticut. Yeah. Disturbed by um the uh timber ales. Look at all the cocks they got. Well, look how pretty it is there. Ah, it's beautiful. Yeah, that is pretty. Wow. That's pretty. Showing pictures of it.

SPEAKER_02:

From New York State brewery of the year.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, I want to tell you this thing that we did. I don't know if you ever heard of it, but we were doing a um thing, um, team building, and we went to this place and it was called uh Whirley Ball. And basically, there's not that many around here, it's like um maybe ten in the United States. I don't know, it's but it's a big thing. But basically, you're in a bumper car type thing, and you know them things that you have like uh the ball and you throw like that, you know, like the lacrosse lacrosse, kind of like lacrosse, but instead of it being a long stick, you just have one handle thing. Okay, so one handle you're driving the cart cart, and the other handle you're scooping up and scoring, right? And that's but it's not you're not really bumpering car like hitting each other, but it does happen. You hit each other. This is team building, it's team building, yeah. And man, let me tell you, it was fun, so fun. And let me and then when you get off of it, you're so pumped. I was actually out of breath. I would felt like I did some exercise, you know.

SPEAKER_02:

So is this gonna be your new exercise cat?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, boom, boom, but with that way, I mean it's really fun. You should like Google it. It's it's actually pretty cool. It's cool.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, where'd you guys end up going if I that's up in the Cleveland area?

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, okay. Yeah, man, but it it was pretty fun. And uh, there's all kinds of rules to it, and you gotta score, and it's not as easy as one thinks. No, I don't, yeah, you're driving a car and trying to throw in a and I I uh try to score once and you can't hit the roof, and mine hit the roof and hit the thing, but then I learned, you know, a lot of people like to get real close and hit it, but you can block people and stuff, and when people try to uh pass the ball, right? And normally what happens they try to pass the ball and the ball just goes straight up in the air.

SPEAKER_02:

It's like so I gotta talk to my people at work and see if they do team building, team building shit like that. It's funny. So I'm guessing they don't. I don't I like because that's why that's why we are completely discombobulated.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, they should do team building because I think it's good. Well, they'll do that kind of stuff, but then a lot of times, even when it comes to team building, they'll just take the people like your your group, let's say the shipping department, and you all sit together and you eat. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh no, no, we don't know. Yeah, but I'm just saying, you know, yeah, we don't do that. But I mean that's even good to do. Now that we're talking about work, I actually heard this on the radio, so I and I thought about it earlier, but most people don't know about Christmas bonuses anymore.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, they don't know like they never heard of them before yeah, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02:

Like, do you realize like that stopped in the 80s, maybe? Yeah, it it was it was a huge thing back in the 60s, 70s, and 80s. Yeah, that you know, corporate would come down and hand everybody a bonus check right there at uh Christmas time the your last working day.

SPEAKER_04:

Yep, and it would like help buy Christmas presents.

SPEAKER_02:

Help buy Christmas presents and everything else, and it all you know, I mean that that stopped years ago, and people never even heard of it.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, and it's funny.

SPEAKER_02:

The guy on the radio, he was like, Come here, kids, gather around. Let me tell you about what used to happen, you know what I mean? Because now it's no, you don't get shit, you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_04:

Like some companies will do a gift card for a tournament. A gift card, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Like we don't even get that anymore. Yeah, you can we we used to get gift card like a$50 giant eagle gift card. Yeah, like we don't even get that anymore. Yeah, it's and you know what?

SPEAKER_04:

At the end of the day, it it it does cost the company money, but not that much money.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, yeah, but especially not when they send us all the email of their record-breaking year, profit year. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

And what's a couple thousand?

SPEAKER_02:

What yeah, we got what 250 people?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, yeah. Maybe five grand, 7500.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, yeah, I mean, uh, oh, we made 13.5 million dollars more than last year. Billion dollars. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

It's like really okay, yeah. Yeah, why send us that email? Don't don't yeah, don't send us that email. Don't like you being pumped, like, hey, we're all making money. Yeah, we're all yeah, yeah, don't send us that email. It was my thought. Leave it out.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

But anyways, what's your uh another reason to drink? Uh fuck this cold weather, dude. Yeah, it's it's dropping down to six degrees up here, and yeah. In a way, I kind of like the cold weather, you know.

SPEAKER_04:

I kind of do, but yeah, I know what you mean. It's cold.

SPEAKER_02:

It's hard for me to pee. Yeah, it's anywhere. Even you're back.

SPEAKER_04:

I warmed it up for you earlier.

SPEAKER_02:

You're fucking turtle, turtle. Fucking it's climbing in.

SPEAKER_04:

It's so cold it's shooting out your ass, huh?

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, yeah, like holy fuck.

SPEAKER_04:

But yeah, the cold weather. Um, my another reason to drink is I just was looking at this today. I was looking at the calendar and I was thinking to myself, Christmas is coming, right? Oh, yeah. That and I don't want it to hurry. And the reason why is because before we know it, it'll be over, and we'll be in that long period of January, February, March where it is cold, right? And we don't have no days off, and they're just long months, and that you know, you're like, nothing to look forward to.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, day in, day out, bullshit.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, we got to look forward to this past Thanksgiving and Christmas, and that's all fine. Halloween, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, they all back up right next to each other.

SPEAKER_04:

Nice, you get in good spirits, but then before you know it's over and you're back to the grind, right? Yep, and another year passed. Yeah, another year's past. Yep, it's coming so quick. We're only a couple weeks away, and bam. Yep.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, but hey, before we forget, yeah, buy us a beer.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, don't forget to go to Buzz Sprout, and uh you can uh buy us a beer, buy us a beer. You can actually become a subscriber, check us out a little bit. We still got some active subscribers there, and uh yeah, we're starting to make uh a beer, almost a beer. We're almost up to a beer, yeah. Hell yeah, it's slowly. We gotta thank Jason.

SPEAKER_01:

To the east side.

SPEAKER_04:

Now he now I don't know why his wife ain't donating, but you know, he he is. Well, well, come on, that they're together. I'm trying to work more money for us. Help a brother out, you know. But anyways, no, yeah, we guys we gotta get her a chair before they come back home. Yeah, but thank you everybody for listening, supporting. We really appreciate it.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I had some guy hit me up on the way home from Florida. He said he started listening. So thank you to the tailors for kind of supporting us. And I told him that when I got to work. I was like, dude, I appreciate you supporting us. Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_04:

And you know what? If you see Rick, make sure you ask him for a sticker. Or if you see me, ask me for a sticker. We'll gladly give you a new sticker that we got in just today. Absolutely. Winch brought him over, so we got some new stickers that we can pass out. So hit us up and we'll give you one of them. But, anyways, any last thoughts? Don't drink a drink. And God bless you. I'll see you next week. Yep.