Another Reason to Drink

When A Christmas Beer Bites Back

• Bill & Rick • Season 6 • Episode 41

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Two holiday beers, one wild night. We crack open a chocolate peppermint bark stout that drinks like grown-up cocoa, then tackle an 11% cherry Belgian strong ale dressed up with a champagne cork—and yes, we found glass shards in two corks. That surprise detour turns into a quick safety PSA, an email to the brewery, and practical tips for opening corked beer bottles without bleeding on your bar towel. Once the adrenaline fades, we dig into tasting notes: how peppermint plays with stout without getting cloying, why the cherry tartness lands like a well-made sour, and how serving temp and glassware can make or break a high-gravity holiday ale.

Between pours we trade stories from the home front: a washer on its last spin, the illusion of Black Friday savings after hoses and delivery fees, and the humble joy of finally doing laundry in peace. Then the conversation shifts to seasonal comfort watches. A Christmas Story still owns our hearts, Elf charms a new generation, and the Die Hard-as-Christmas-movie debate refuses to die. We riff on rewatchable pillars—Heat, Tombstone, Gladiator, 300, Red Dawn, The Lost Boys, Goonies—and why some films stop your channel surfing cold.

We also keep a promise to our future selves: get screened. If you’re 50 or older, book the colonoscopy. We share what the prep really feels like, why the overnight “sprint” is worth it, and how early detection changes outcomes. Final scores: peppermint stout lands at a confident 9 for balanced cocoa and mint; the cherry Belgian strong ale settles at 9 once it chills and opens up in a chalice. If you want holiday beer reviews with edge, movie nostalgia with teeth, and a little real-life wisdom between laughs, pour a glass and hang with us.

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SPEAKER_02:

Welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess, Demostis, Princess, and my sidekick. It's weird. It's so weird, dude.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know what to do. I don't feel like I'm even on a show. Ricky Ricky's in the house. And then I can't tell fucking if I'm too loud, too, you know what I mean? Soft or too soft. Just gotta scream.

SPEAKER_03:

Hey! Hey! What up, motherfuckers? Time to put it. Time to put P-A-T-L-R. What?

SPEAKER_02:

We got some special stuff tonight. We got Mad Elf Grand Cruel C-R-U. It is 11%er. And it's out of uh Hershey, Pennsylvania. Fucking wild. I think it's right out of uh Hershey, but it's a very unique bottle. It says serve in a what did I say, a glass? Oh, it's chalice. Chalice glass, but it actually has the uh cork and everything like you would do on a um champagne bottle. Yeah, yeah, it is a cool bottle. It is a cool bottle. So that's what that looks like. What does that top say? Trout?

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, T-R-O-E-G-S.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, I E G S from here it looked like trout. Okay, I didn't say okay. Um the other one, you want to oh I'm sorry. We are doing a elicot bill, which we've done plenty of elicot bills. And I think after I bought it, I was like, shit, I think we did this last year, but everybody knows I'm a huge peppermint sucker, so peppermint. It's chocolate peppermint bark, and it's actually from uh planners chocolate factory. Yeah, they went together, they collabed with them and got the chocolate. We're gonna start this one first, so and this is a seven percent. Oh my so work is going to be this one's already sweet.

SPEAKER_02:

I got a little on my hands. Hope I don't get it.

SPEAKER_01:

These both might be sweet. DUI on the fucking tow motor yesterday tomorrow.

SPEAKER_00:

Still sitting in you.

SPEAKER_02:

That's chocolatey. Chocolatey.

SPEAKER_03:

Chocolate-you know, the peppermint though, man.

SPEAKER_01:

I do. I am good. I love the chocolate peppermint mixture on it. I I am such a huge fan.

SPEAKER_02:

It almost tastes like cocoa. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Like a hot chocolate. Yeah, like a hot chocolate kind of. Yeah. I can see it. Warm it up. Yeah, warm it up a little bit. I don't know if I'd want that. Yeah. Go ahead and we'll we'll dump yours in a pan. We'll warm it up for you a little bit. Yeah, you need to get your shit.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh man. What's wrong with Moo? He's in the shitter all day. Anyways, oh, I see you put a new little baggie up there covering the dog pound bone.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I got a new washer and I found it behind it. Oh, so I wasn't sure what to do with it. I was like, here, I'll just hang it right there for now until I figure out something to use it for.

SPEAKER_02:

I was like, I missed that party where you went through it. No. No.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, I think somebody I might have even got it from your brother. Oh. And like I just had it on top of my washer. It fell back behind it. And it must have fallen back behind it when I moved mine out to get a new one. So we know what Ricky got this week. Yeah, I got new machine. He got me a new washing machine, dude. It used to make so much noise, man. Dude, that fucking bearing was so bad. But then it got so bad that uh it started leaking out the front. Oh, that's bad. Like it was wobbling so bad because the bearing was fucking shot. And it started, I was like, all right, I can't do it no more.

SPEAKER_02:

We would play on the game.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I'd have to mute it.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, he'd have to mute when he was doing laundry. I'm like, what the hell's that noise?

SPEAKER_01:

It was bad. I would have to fucking pause the TV and everything. I was like, all right, fuck it. Now he's got fancy stuff. I got me a Samsung washing machine. You can climb in that thing. Top loader? Oh, yeah, dude. I already have. I turn it on, just spin around. Yeah. Because it's got no, what is it, baffle inside. There's no uh agitator. Agitator, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Your brother talked me out of the agitator for some reason. And I'm still not sure if I'm sold. Sold on it yet.

SPEAKER_02:

They say that you could get a big comforter in there and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_01:

You can on the ones too, but like the one I was looking all right, so they were having their Black Friday sale, early Black Friday sales. So that helped. So that's why I was like, alright, fuck it. Let's I'm biting the bullet and doing it. Yeah. Uh but they had one that I was looking at. Well, they had that one that I wanted. Like, I'm like, all right. But then when I went to we went to Lowe's and uh, which I got a funny story on that though. But uh we went to Lowe's and uh they had one in stock that I could have probably just threw in the back of my truck and brought home. Oh, okay. This one I had to order and whatever. Wait for delivery. Yeah, yeah. Um, but it had the agitator, and it was only three and a half cubic feet. Oh, what's this? Three and four and a half feet. Oh, wow. Wow. I know that one's big. Yeah, it's big. Like I you can literally fit a couple babies in it. Yeah, and get them cleaned up. You tried it. Yeah, I heard yeah, spun around. You gotta get them cleaned up for you for you give them back. So uh, but yeah, yeah, like I was like, all right, and he like I did I did do a load of clothes over at his house. Yeah, because I tore it all out Sunday thinking I was fucking I'm just gonna like I didn't know, and which I literally just sat there and thought in my 50 years, I've never bought a washer and dryer. Oh, I've never ever They always had one there when you moved in. I've either had one or hand me down. Even when I lived in the apartment in Twinsburg, some lady was moving out, and like I was coming home from work and she was like, Hey, she's like, You got a washer and dryer? I was like, No. And she's like, I'm moving out. You want mine? Like, just gave me it. Wow, you know what I mean? So I've I've never bought a washer and dryer, I've always had hammy downs. So like I didn't know it didn't come with the fucking hoses. Oh, yeah, it doesn't matter. You know, but and Home Depot and Lowe's, they don't carry any in stock anymore.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, they don't? No.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't what happens if something breaks and you gotta fix it? You're shit out of luck. You gotta order it, yeah. Wow. It's like Lowe's was next day delivery, supposedly, until they got my zip code, yeah, and they said, Oh no, yeah, yeah, not you. Country, not you, yeah. Not you, yeah. You're you're you're two days later.

SPEAKER_02:

Is that what it's a story from Lowe's then?

SPEAKER_01:

Huh? Oh, so I took your brother up there. I was trying to get his military discount.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

So we're standing there with the guy and everything. And so I like, so we made sure we played it off a little bit. I was like, I don't know, sweetie, do you like this one? I was like, are you sure you're good with this washer? You I want to make sure everything's nice and clean by the time I get home. So he he played the bitch roll. Yeah, yeah, I made sure he played the bitch roll.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, no problem.

SPEAKER_01:

He was like, Yeah, that's okay. And you know, then I told the guy, I was like, dude, she blew me the whole way up here. It was great. Harry and all. I still didn't get the discount. No discount for you.

SPEAKER_02:

No, but I applied for a card. Yeah, and now you give you normally a better discount.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, if you apply for a card, you get another hundred dollars off. Oh, wow. On the even on top of the Black Friday special? On top of the Black Friday special. Wow. So it was actually, I ended up walking out with like it was$390,$390. Oh, for the whole unit? For the whole unit, but then by the time you buy the hoses and everything, uh That's how they get you. It went back up to$500 because you gotta pay the$50 delivery fee.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but they take the whole one, right? I already got rid of it. Oh, oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

So I thought I was getting one fucking that day. So I already got rid of it. I took loaded up in my truck and fucking took it down to a buddy's house and dropped it off, and yeah, he's gonna scrap it out, whatever. So I was already you were ready. I was ready to go, and then they were like, oh no, no, no, we don't have them. And the only reason you didn't go with the other one because it was smaller, it was smaller, and it had that major agitator in the middle, and so I don't know. I like I we did some clothes and you know what? You're stuck. It don't matter, yeah. 20 years and it's Samsung just like my phone. So I can hook my phone up to it. Yeah, and it beeps. Yeah, like it's cool, dude. Like really does it? Are you bullshit? Uh no, no, I can hook my phone up to it and like it'll take my clothes out of the washer and put them in the dryer. Bullshit. I can just swipe them into the dryer. You wish. They do make dry, they make units like that.

SPEAKER_02:

No, I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Nah, yeah, no, it don't do that.

SPEAKER_02:

Does it link? No, no, I don't. Oh no. Yeah, me, because there are some that's a clear top and it turns into a screen.

SPEAKER_01:

So I can just watch TikToks while I'm standing there for the next hour. For the next hour, like why it's washing. It's awesome.

SPEAKER_03:

Anything else happened other than New DJ?

SPEAKER_02:

Not a whole lot. Same with Ricky's world. Oh, yeah. Yeah, mine was the same. I was trying to fucking week. It was a long week. And the funny thing is, all day today I kept thinking it was Friday. Friday. Friday. Oh, yeah. But my my week's been hectic because just the fact of like going in early. We've been having, you know, um communication meetings and doing all this other stuff. So, and then I had guests out of town, so I've been busy, busy, you know. Wife ain't feeling good, so running around doing, you know, so it's just oh yeah, didn't she get the old finger? Yeah, she got the tube up there. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_01:

Remember what you're telling me. Yeah, both ends, same time. Same time, yeah. They met in the middle. Yeah. Hey, they found out you're a cunt. I know ding.

SPEAKER_02:

They scoped the whole way. They scoped the whole way. Like poked. It was actually complete bitch. You are all the way through. It was one camera, it just started from the top all the way up. No, from the bottom all the way up. All the way up.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. It stuck out, it came out of our mouth. Yeah. He just kept going until he seen himself. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

There I am. There I am. You're all good.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. But now that, yeah, dealing with that. It was funny though, because um, I told her, I said, you know, drinking that juice, you know. I said, you might want to start a little earlier than they tell you, you know. Right, right. No, I'm gonna follow it because you know you didn't follow it. Because I did eat. Remember, I ate late. Yeah. And they're like, you ate, you're not supposed to eat. I'm like, I don't care, I was hungry. Right. You know, but it all came out anyways. But uh, she didn't, you know, she had her last meal, it was on Monday, and then um, you know, she's drinking all that stuff, and uh it then in the middle of the night she had to wake up at 2 a.m. to get the other half of it in, right? Oh, okay. Yeah, so I kind of woke up and I said, Well, I'm gonna go make sure, you know, she's doing all right because I don't hear nothing. Sure enough, she was down there sitting up. She had drank one of it, you know, you're supposed to drink eight ounces. So I poured some more and gave it to her and stuff, and then probably about 15 minutes later, I hear just the toilet flexes back and forth, and then it'll get quiet a little bit, and then I hear it's working, it's working.

SPEAKER_01:

You just lost another 10 pounds.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah. I come down, you got a special glow about you. Yeah, she goes, why did they make you do that at night? You know, when you're trying to sleep. Well, yeah, I mean, honestly, you know, yeah, and I said, I hope you didn't trust the fart, you know? And then she's like, and I'm like, because man, when you're sleeping, yeah, you've yeah, you gotta run. That's what I heard. Because when I had mine, I I was upstairs. I just real quick around the corner, she was down there on the couch. So she had to run over to the, you know, and that's where I kept hearing. That's what I heard more than anything, that in the toilet flesh. Right. Because I would wait to hear the toilet flesh, you know, because then it would make me chuckle.

SPEAKER_00:

But I was like, man, she was all you heard was a big door.

SPEAKER_01:

Holy cow. See, I can't wait. I d I'm just gonna wear a diaper.

SPEAKER_00:

Just fuck it. I just gonna sit down. I'm just gonna shit my diaper. I'm just gonna shit my diaper.

SPEAKER_01:

Just fucking make her wipe me. Yeah, put my feet up. Like, clean me up, honey.

SPEAKER_02:

It's funny. It's funny because when I was in the lobby waiting, you still have that sensation, you know? And then you're running there and you're basically just having very nuns, little yeah, little squirt. Yeah, so uh, you know, Kat was like sitting there, she's like, Oh, I gotta better go real quick. And I just had to drop her off, right? So she's like, Oh, I gotta go real quick. She runs in there and then she comes back. Well, nothing, you know, kind of like the dogs when they're trying to pee on something and they got no pee.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, they've already pissed on everything.

SPEAKER_02:

I said, Yeah, you get that weird sensation like you still have to poop or you don't, you know. So I took a So why is that?

SPEAKER_01:

Is I mean, is it It's because it's still that medicine's still for getting everything out, but I mean you do you haven't done it yet? I haven't done it yet. I know I have to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Maybe Princess, I mean Princess, maybe uh your princess uh beer wench will do it with you. You guys can do it together. She just did it.

SPEAKER_01:

I know, but she could do it again. She could do it again. Well, she she really liked it the first time. Yeah, she was all smiles. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

It's like we could get a garden hose up here.

SPEAKER_01:

Garden party.

SPEAKER_02:

But yeah, so that that actually made the the week even longer because you know, running around.

SPEAKER_01:

But other than that, no, I know I need to fucking get it.

SPEAKER_02:

And you know, we want to tell anybody over the age of 50 you should go get it done. Yeah, absolutely. The earlier you catch something. The better off you are. So that's our P what is that not when I say P D A, but P A D. P B R. P B A P S P S A. Yeah. Public Safety or Service Service Announcement. Go get your anus checked. Go get your ass checked.

SPEAKER_01:

No, I I I my brothers have a buddy that's a huge advocate for it. Yeah. You know, because it I think he might have had an issue and caught it quick enough and everything was fine. But then he they lost two friends. Yeah. You know what I mean? Quickly.

SPEAKER_02:

Because of it?

SPEAKER_01:

Because they didn't go get checked. And oh, and then, you know, that hits home. And then it's done.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I had a friend that went early because he wasn't he wasn't even 50. You know, I think it might have been like 47 or something, and he went. He was like, didn't feel right, but he did it, and they caught it early. So now if he waited until 50, you know, a couple years later, yeah, it would have been more vain.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, I stick my finger up there so often. I figured I feel it. Yeah, I figure I'd be all right. Yeah, I haven't felt I don't feel nothing.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't feel nothing. They're gonna go up your ass and be like, we're gonna need more, more. We got all these pop, what do they call them pop lips or pop?

SPEAKER_01:

Pollets. Yeah, yeah. They're gonna be collecting forever forever, just fucking pulling them out.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Oh, here's some bubble gump from 83.

SPEAKER_01:

They're gonna be like, we need a thicker hose. It's not touching anything.

SPEAKER_02:

We're supposed to be getting a vacuum going around.

SPEAKER_01:

You got the shop vac hose. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02:

But yeah, what do you think of this peppermint so far?

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, dude, I like it a lot. I like that a lot.

SPEAKER_02:

It's a um definitely a sweet drink. It is sweet.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I couldn't do a couple back to back. One's good. You know?

SPEAKER_01:

I would I could maybe do two back to back. Back to back. Yeah. Or maybe with a beer in the middle.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Or a water in the middle. You know what I mean? A little McWater.

SPEAKER_02:

Water. McWater. McWater. Uh, would you Jason keeper creep this? Oh, absolutely. I would too.

SPEAKER_01:

All day long. And I mean, to me, it's princess fucking approved.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it's it's easier. It's an easier. Because it just tastes like hot peppermint, hot chocolate. Cold. Coco, cold. Yeah, yeah. It's a it has a little chalky flavor to it, but a little bit, but it's not horrible.

SPEAKER_01:

Like I almost get more chalk on my lips. You do? I've noticed.

SPEAKER_02:

Like it right on the top of my mouth. Just on the top, in the front. To the left side, behind my one tooth. Oh, right there? Right there. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

No, it's it. I like it. I like it a lot. It's a you know, it's a chocolate peppermint bark flavored stout.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. It's not bad.

SPEAKER_01:

It's good. Yeah. It's good. I'm nines all the way, dude. I'll give it a nine. I honestly I think I might even like this one better than the one we did before. The what is it? The bourbon barrel?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, the cuckie to Kentucky bourbon barrel?

SPEAKER_01:

Kentucky bourbon.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, I you know what? I think we might have done this one a little bit over. Now it's bringing back because I'm thinking we did this before. I think the Kentucky bourbon barrel was a little bit more alkyholic. Bourbony? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

But a lot of people like that because that's like Christmas in a bottle.

SPEAKER_01:

It is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I so I think it's more of a peppermint flavor.

SPEAKER_01:

This is more of a that bark, that Christmas bark. Yeah, chocolate bark, whatever. So yeah. So I mean, I guess they're kinda. The other one was more definitely more peppermint. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

With a bite. And we talked about this before. My um sister actually would pour that with vanilla ice cream as a root beer, like a float. Yeah. She said it's good. I bet. Yeah, she put vanilla ice cream in it, but it's got beer. But she said it was a little bit. Yeah, I'm not a big ice cream and beer guy. You wouldn't think that it would work like that, but she said it was really good. I mean, I guess like a shot? No. I could see.

SPEAKER_01:

No, I know, but I mean I like I could see like maybe like put a little drop of ice cream and then that. And oh, dude, that's a shot. You know what I mean? Something like that. You could probably sell that at a place. You probably could. Easily. Yeah. Easily. Put a little fucking one of them tiny candy canes in it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? And boom. Yeah. Yeah. Let kind candy cane sticks or a candy cane. Yeah, and they're fucking$16 a fucking four packs. Yeah. And you can sell them for$8 a shot. Here you go. You're making money. You can get five shots out of that bottle.

SPEAKER_02:

And it's made$50. That's smart. Per bottle.

SPEAKER_01:

Per bottle, yeah. Welcome to our bar. Yeah. Welcome to our bar, it probably would take off. You could probably make a little drink. Not a full shot. You know what I mean? Like a like a tumbler.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Or like where you get whiskey in. Yeah. Yeah, whiskey. Like a big glass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You still get two pores out of that one. Two pores out of one bottle.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. And they're they're what? Those are 10%. Yeah, I think they were. Yeah, they're 10%. So I mean you're getting a buzz. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Because if you were to sell them, it is$16. So the beers are almost like four or five bucks a piece. Yeah, sell them for five dollars a fucking drink. No.

SPEAKER_01:

You're getting two drinks out of two drinks out of one.

SPEAKER_02:

No, you're getting greedy. No, you give them the rest of the beer.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, you give them the beer. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

That's what I was saying.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Give them. Oh, then no, it's seven, eight dollars. Yeah, because you get the full bottle. I mean.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. No more ice cream now.

SPEAKER_01:

Ice cream is an extra ten dollars.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. I think it actually would be better as a shot.

SPEAKER_01:

I think so too. Like I, you know, I mean just a little bit.

SPEAKER_02:

Like a teaspoon. A teaspoon of ice cream in it. And uh uh fill it up. But you would need one of them shot glasses.

SPEAKER_01:

Not enough ice cream to give you fucking freeze headache. Right. But you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02:

You would need one of them shot glasses that's a little bit bigger, like the bigger Yeah, like you said, like the whiskey glass. Well, if you yeah, if you went that big, yeah, that would be good.

SPEAKER_01:

That would be all right, yeah. You know? So that would be all right. Yeah, it would be good.

SPEAKER_02:

So um, yeah, so we give this nines and give it nines and call it good. Call it good, yeah. And I think we might have done this. I was gonna pull it up at break and see, you know.

SPEAKER_01:

I believe we did last year. I just seen the peppermint and didn't even think about it. I was like, oh, fucking peppermint, I'm grabbing it.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, the can's real cool though.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a nice green Christmassy pinwheels.

SPEAKER_02:

And it's not terribly sweet. No, no, it's actually more like a dark, I wouldn't say dark chocolate, but no, cocoa. Like a cocoa, yeah. Because dark chocolate is almost bitter, it's just the stout in it.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, you know what I mean? It literally just pays, it plays so nice with that with that little bit of peppermint, and yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm curious to see what in the next half what how that that mad elf is gonna be. And how we can talk by the end of the yeah, and what we come up with. Because you know we got bad choices coming.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh man. Dude, I did figure out the best way to end an argument with uh with your old lady. How's that? If you just start stripping, yeah, just start taking off all your clothes, yeah, guarantee she's just gonna get a headache and go to bed. Or she's gonna laugh. No, she just gets a headache and goes to bed because that normally how it works. Yeah, I have a headache.

SPEAKER_02:

I've seen a little TikTok thing where the guy was like, Hey, baby, is talking to his wife, hey baby, we're gonna have sex tonight. She's like, No, I got a headache. And then here comes the side chick already. Side take's always ready, right? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, okay. That's fine.

SPEAKER_03:

No problem. Nice side take. Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_01:

Like them uh, was it the progressive commercials now? Oh, yeah, that they move in like the football players to like to take the picture, like the kid's not doing good at taking a family picture or whatever. Oh, and they substitute out, they're like substitute, like, all right, bring McHolmes in, and then he goes and sits down with the where the kid was. Yeah, so it'd be yeah, they'd be like that. I haven't seen that one. Oh, they're funny, dude. Yeah, they're funny. It's not McHomb.

SPEAKER_02:

I know he's not, but I guess he does the uh State Farm.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

There's so many people that do the commercials. I used to love the ones with Baker, with the keys. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Like our buddy always told me, he goes, uh, he goes, they could have done it so well fucking when he left. Yeah. Oh, you know what I mean? Like closing up shop, fucking whatever, like oh, moving away, guys. Fucking yeah, you know what I mean? I was like, yeah, dude, like they missed it. Yeah, well, they missed it. You know what I mean? Maybe they didn't even think about it. Yeah. You know, they were like, oh, he got traded. Yeah. You know, I can't believe any Browns player actually gets commercial deals. He was actually the only one. He would, I thought I could think of he was the only one I could think of. Yeah. I mean, Bernie has his out right now for his new liver, but yeah, he got his liver. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

He's holding a beer. No, it's just a kid. I know that's funny. He's gonna be on the show later tonight.

SPEAKER_01:

He's still in the hospital.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, stick around for the second.

SPEAKER_01:

Stick around for the second half.

SPEAKER_02:

Anyways, we're gonna take a quick break.

SPEAKER_01:

We're gonna need one too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

We're gonna take a quick break and get another nice cold one because we're out, and we'll talk to you in a minute.

SPEAKER_01:

Anyways, we got too fucking fancy. We got the Mad Elf Grand.

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Huh? I'm afraid. I'm wondering if it's gonna pop because that's what I'm wondering too.

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So this has like an actual champagne top thing. Look at that. That thing's cool, ain't it? It's badass, dude. I want to see if I can put it up that little white thing up in my uh damn little thing.

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Man, I can't get it. It's tight. What do you gotta do? You're supposed to twist it and it should pop off. Really? Some bitches are.

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Maybe we ain't fucking drinking these.

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Maybe if you push it.

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Ow!

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What happened? Oh, it probably was left over from you. Got it?

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Bastard.

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Oh, it cut you. Oh fuck yeah, it did. Riggs gotta run to the bathroom. It must have been left over from the um little brass thing. So when you when you get these, be careful. I can't get it. Oh, it's a piece of glass? Oh. Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, it was a piece of glass that was in the court.

SPEAKER_02:

Wow. I can't get it.

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Oh, I'm just doing mad out. Rich motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_02:

It's on the show. All the 11%ers. I can't get it. It's childproof. Are you getting yours to twist with the rag?

SPEAKER_01:

You too? Glass? Glass?

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Don't put it in there. I didn't get glass of mine. That's scary. It's all bloody. Yeah. Another piece.

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Yeah, don't do that.

SPEAKER_02:

So that's not good that we're finding glass. We might have to email them. You know? Because they shouldn't have that. Well, I'm afraid make sure the top's wiped off that you don't have no glass on top, you know? Man, that's bad. I mean, I he gave us a the rag helped uh the paper towel.

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Yeah.

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To grab it. Yeah, so. Oh yeah. You need a paper towel.

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You need a paper towel to put on it.

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To take it off.

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Well, just uh fucking make sure there's no glass inside the cork.

SPEAKER_02:

Beer wench had two pieces.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, so that's crazy, dude. Yeah. Make sure, dude. I'm full on.

SPEAKER_02:

You're bleeding good. Bleeding good. Make sure it ain't on the uh top of it.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, mine went deep. Like I went a full twist and it fucking sunk right in.

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Make sure it's wipe this, you guys.

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Well, I'm wiping it with my brain.

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I'm scared now.

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I mean, that kind of mad elf out of where are you out of? Hershey, Pennsylvania. Is it out of Hershey? Yeah. All right. Well, that's not too far. I can actually drive there and go, hey, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. I'm nervous. Did you wonder mine didn't have any, but you guys how did glass get in the cork? Something must have broke and then it got stuck. You know?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, but no, think about that.

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Oh, I see. I see glass down in the bottom of this. Little shards? Yeah, little shards in the box. You could see it look down in the box.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, but how would it get embedded into the cork?

SPEAKER_02:

Probably it was got got caught on this, on the little wire things. And then when you went to grab it, it just embedded it more.

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I mean Yeah.

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Because you know my cork is a lot cleaner than yours. See that? Yeah. Yeah. Yours is really dirty for some reason. Yeah. So beer wentch and yours look the same. Look. See how mine's white?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, so they probably just picked them up off the floor. Yeah. And there's fucking shards all over the floor or whatever.

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Well, there's shards in here you can see. Like if you look in the bottom, you can see the glass.

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Yeah. Yeah, I think we're got a good lawsuit going on here. Oh, that's that is rough.

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Oh, that's rough. Oh, that's different. It isn't even that great. I taste the cherry. You do taste the chair.

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Let me give it a minute. Cherry and uh uh I forgot.

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I mean, it's very hard to get it.

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It says it right on the bottom. That little red.

SPEAKER_02:

Um blanton cherries, um, something sugar, wildflower, honey.

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Okay. Yeah. We've been waiting to do this for a while. 20 years in just feels right. If you know whatever that word is, it's a Belgium strong L. Yeah. Uh dark L, I mean. You know the Mad L. Like I know we know the Mad L. We've done it before. And I and I really don't think it went rated that high. I don't remember it rate. Uh yeah, I don't believe it rated that high.

SPEAKER_02:

And you know, it says it only 15 IBUs, but it's it tastes stronger than 15, don't it?

SPEAKER_01:

Well, I think it's just the alcohol taste that's stronger.

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I mean

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, it's 11%. And this bottle is thick as shit.

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Yeah.

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So it didn't get that cold. It felt cold, but it felt the bottle felt cold. Them cherries, you really get them. Oh, you get the cherries. Yeah, you get the cherries. That's that source. I mean, that's like a virgin cherry. Yeah. Right there. That's like I don't know if I'm that's a thick bottle, dude. It is pretty thick. Like, I mean, I put it up to my lips and I don't like it.

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No.

SPEAKER_01:

It's too right. It almost feels a little wrong. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, I want to tell you this fun fact that um it didn't happen today, but on November 18th of 1983, the release of the Christmas story came out. It's 42 years old. Is it really? Yeah, isn't that something? That is crazy. Yeah, it came out.

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So I guess the first time I ever watched it was the original. Yeah, probably. Yeah, as a kid.

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Yeah. That's why the the Christmas story hits home to me.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, absolutely. Everybody always all Cleveland. Yeah. It's all you know what I mean? It's yeah, no, absolutely. It's a big home thing for me to, you know what I mean?

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Like my uh boy, he grew up on what's that guy? Home alone. So his Christmas, and then my brother-in-law, his is National Lampoon. National Lampoon. Who Mike? Yeah. Christmas story. Or uh National Christmas. National Lampoon's Christmas.

SPEAKER_01:

So it's weird. Yeah, but isn't Mike older than you?

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Yeah, and it's an older movie.

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Oh, I guess, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, the original one.

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Well, yeah, but when no, the original was probably 80s.

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Well, no, it was probably 78 or something. Maybe Beer Wench can pull it up. I don't know. Yeah, when yeah, I think so. But everybody has uh like you know what another big one is? The one the newer gener uh elf.

SPEAKER_01:

Elf is a huge, yeah, yeah. For this generation. Yeah, yeah. I see a lot.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There, you got uh elf and then oh yeah, no, that's yeah.

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That's Napoleon.

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It should say what year. Oh man, it didn't pull it. Oh, there he goes.

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That's the vacation you are at the Christmas story. 89. 89. That's what I'm saying. Oh, it did come out later. Yeah, that wasn't that old. I mean, it is, but I mean it wasn't I thought it was older.

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You look on the backside, you got blood.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, that's just where it ran down.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Yeah, you want mine? Mine's clean. Get a fresh one. Get a fresh one. Yeah, the Chris the Christmas tree. Oh, what's another one? If you go real, oh, what's the one that uh the guy would kill himself on the bridge?

SPEAKER_01:

Um 34th Street. And then you had not Miracle on 30. That wasn't that was the Chris uh Santa Claus one. Yeah. Um but you know where I'm talking about the bell. A better life, uh great uh Wonderful Life. Wonderful Life. Yep, yep. And then with uh Stuart.

SPEAKER_02:

Yep. So that was, I mean, there's a lot of Christmas movies out there that people relate to, and that's their that's their thing, you know? Yeah, absolutely. So it's just funny. So my Christmas is the Christmas story.

SPEAKER_01:

Mine mine's the Christmas story, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and Rudolph the big dick reindeer. Yeah, that was uh yeah, that's the important one.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but they had you know the number one like Santa Claus, yeah, 99.

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I didn't realize that was 94.

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Yeah, with uh what was it? Tim Allen. Yeah, 96, Jingle all the way with uh Schwarzenegger.

SPEAKER_01:

Arnold and that cute there was another big guy, another big person in that. There was who the hell was it?

SPEAKER_02:

I don't remember get Santa. Home Alone was 90.

SPEAKER_01:

Home Alone was 90. Yeah, and then of course they came out with two and all that.

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Dr. Seuss, 1966. Now that's that's a classic. That's my like yeah.

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Then they then the the the actual live the the live one 2000ish Ernest Safe. I actually do remember. I do that, yeah. I don't remember that movie. I don't know what that is. Don't know that. No, I don't remember that. Now diehard is a huge Christmas movie. That is true.

SPEAKER_02:

You know, people were 84?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I'm almost diehard? Yeah, no way, yeah. No, I say 910s, 90, 91, 92.

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Let's Google it.

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It should come up. I can't believe it hasn't came up yet. Uh it's number one because it I mean, dashing through the fucking snow. Whoever even heard of that one? I know you're getting it some weird ones. Yeah, I don't even know. Like, these are Hallmark fucking movies. Yeah, they're all gay as hell. Yeah, pull up um what? Um Who Killed Santa? But I would like to see that. Oh, and Murderville. You ever seen that show? Dude, that's kind of funny. Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_02:

That cherry is a little rough.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I'm drinking the water. He quit. 88. 88, but two is in 90. Okay, so I was close. Yeah. No, I was closer. What'd you say? 85. 84. Yeah, I said I said 90.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. Yeah, you went over. I went over. I bought it. I remember that was very popular. Well, you know what? It says it came out on July 15th, but it was very popular. For Christmas. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

It's a huge Christmas movie. Uh called Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_02:

I think what happened is it was probably at the box office, but it got released to like HBO or something. Christmas, yeah, or something. I'm just guessing. Yeah. Why a Christmas movie? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Because it happened during Christmas. Uh wait. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie or not? Uh it's an ongoing debate with a strong arguments on both sides. Which it's true.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, because people say it isn't.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I mean, it's an action movie, but it just happened during Christmas, so that's why Oh, yeah, because the movie was about Christmas Eve. Yeah, it was Christmas Eve. It was a Christmas Eve party. I like watching it. Oh, I love it. And they play it. Yeah. Well, I I every time, so I it's that's funny that we're getting onto this conversation because there's certain movies that come up that come on, especially on like TBS, bullshit, whatever. Yeah. That when you're flipping through, even though you've seen it a hundred times, are you gonna watch it? Yeah, you'll still watch it. All right, so what just give me your top, we'll just say three just to get through it real quick. Uh the 300. 300? Yeah, yeah. That would be, yeah, I would watch that again. The Gladiator. Okay, yeah. Um, I didn't even think about them ones.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, the the I it's all these movies I like. Yeah, Mad Dog.

SPEAKER_01:

Red Dog.

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Red Dog. Oh, yeah.

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Red Dawn. Red Dawn. Yeah. Mad Dog 2020. Yeah, they were 2020.

SPEAKER_02:

Um there was that other one with uh the Willis, uh Bruce Willis, and he was the uh I can't think of it what the name of it was, but he he was like he would have the blue, and it would it talks about William the Great and all the conqueror. Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson, yeah. Uh Braveheart. Braveheart.

SPEAKER_01:

That's another Mel Gibson. Yeah, that's so mine like the uh couple I came up with at work were uh Heat. And this is how we got this is how we got into the conversation. That's yeah Heat because they're coming out with part two. Oh, they are? Yeah, and they just uh That's an older movie too. Yeah, that's yeah uh but they just came out and said that uh Christian Bale and Leonardo DiCrapio are gonna be in part two. Wow. And that was originally in 1995, yeah. And it's still a Michael Mann, like he's still gonna do the part two again. Oh wow, yeah. Like I was like, so I thought that and that's but then I was asking the guy, uh our driver, uh, because he's a big movie guy. I'm like, all right, so what are some of the movies that you know yeah, mine's two uh tombstone? Oh, that's a good one. Dude, I'll fucking watch that. Put that girl in there, I'll be your huckleberry. Yeah, you know what I mean? And then he told me that uh that Huckleberry. Yeah, you know what that meant? Uh-uh. I guess back in the day, pallbearers were called Huckleberry. Were called or the casket was a huckle, and so you were the hucklebearer. Oh so that's why he said that.

SPEAKER_02:

I'll be your hucklebearer. I'll be your hucklebearer because you know you're gonna die.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm gonna fucking be carrying you to the grave. I was like, well, that's fucking pretty cool. That is pretty cool, yeah. But yeah, I'm tombstone 300. Like I like all the ones you said, yeah, but heat, tombstone, anything old like that.

SPEAKER_02:

I'll watch fucking Red Dawn.

SPEAKER_01:

Dude, I used to play Red Dawn fucking when I was a kid. I love that. You know what I mean? Like we used to go out in the park fucking in the snow.

SPEAKER_02:

They need to do a new one, but do it.

SPEAKER_01:

They did, but they didn't do that, it's not as good.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. I tried to watch it the other day, and I was like, eh, I couldn't even get past it a little bit, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01:

And there were some big actors in that movie. Yeah, think about that.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, from 2020. Oh, what's the one that the the boys? Uh uh, it's an older movie, but it was a lot of actors. It was like five boys. Stand by me? No, Stand By Me. Oh, Goonies. Goonies. Oh, shoot. I'll watch it. I'll watch that. Goonies is one of my favorites. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. But I wasn't thinking Stand By Me, uh Lost Boys.

SPEAKER_01:

Lost Boys, that's what I was saying. Lost Boys. That fucking movie was great. Stand by me was all that was 87? That Lost Boys? Yeah. Wow. I didn't realize that's that fucking old.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Now you still old, don't you? Oh, hey dude. I was a full on. Like, I wanted to be them. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I was fucking hanging off bridges, fucking trying to suck. I mean, trying to suck blood.

SPEAKER_02:

But no, that I mean a lot of good movies. It's just funny because I think of when you ask people what their favorite Christmas movie is, you kind of get an idea how old they are right away. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, because my son would be fucking home alone. You know what I mean? Like I know it like that would be his like a home alone. Or elf. Yeah, elf a lot or something. Yeah.

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So when I think of that, you're putting that up there, will it fit on our little board? He's trying to put our little. Nope. I wouldn't even put it up there after we got glass in it.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, it's true.

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We need to that's an Hershey. We're gonna I think we should get beer once to write a letter. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have to do something.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Or what about untap? Like, hey, don't open this fucking thing by the cork. Make sure you put a rag over it because you're gonna get glass in your finger. That we found it. Or untapped. Yeah. Whatever.

SPEAKER_02:

But the cheriness. What would you say if they say we'll give you your supply of free beer? I mean, rough to get free beer from.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, but you better send a rag with it because I ain't fucking opening that cork again. Send me a pad. Send me a pad for my fucking finger. Not because of alcohol. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I would hit them up. I would say that. Yeah. I would put it in there. You never know. They might do something. Say we got evidence because we on a podcast. We're on a podcast. Doing it live.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, we're doing it live, and you ruined our whole fucking night. I had to quit the show early. We lost millions of dollars. Millions. Millions. That's funny. This is gonna be our best show ever. Most profitable show. I cut my finger off of a cork.

SPEAKER_02:

It went from being cut to cut off. Cut off.

SPEAKER_01:

No. That shit cut my dick. Now I got green green. I gotta lose my favorite finger. This finger has the magic. I'm telling you. I can't even have a girl squirm off of this finger. And now I can't do it no more. I can't have sex anymore anymore. Yeah, exactly. That's yeah. Fuck. That right there. Right there. Millions. That's millions. Remember, I'm your partner when we split 50-50. Well, I I would say I'd have to keep it bent like this. I can't use this finger anymore. You gotta stuff. Stubber. Yeah, I gotta stubber. Yeah. You know, because I wouldn't want to make it stiff. Like they were like, well, you could still use it for that, sir. But yeah, but my porn name is Rick the Stick Finger.

SPEAKER_02:

It might have something on the cart carton. I don't know. Uh yeah, that's weird.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, it's still fucking bleeding though. Yeah. That fucker was deep though, dude. I pulled a good three inches. You even said ouch.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah. I fucking went three. Oh, dude.

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It's at least three inches.

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It went in there at least three inches. It was point two.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Cut tendons. I can't go to work tomorrow. I can't go to work tomorrow or ever. I cut tendons on this finger. I can't I can't use the horn on the fucking tow motor.

SPEAKER_02:

I can't beep anymore. Oh man, that's too much. It's too much. Hey, the other day, did you see I sent them pants to my brother? Yes. Them them Christmas pants. Them Christmas pants? Did you not think they would fit Bobby? I I honestly could see them in them. I could too. I could see him buying them just because.

SPEAKER_01:

I want them.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I do. They're pants. I'm surprised. I bet you, I guarantee you, they're on his fucking wish list right now. You got them for him, didn't you?

SPEAKER_02:

No, I almost want to. How much are they? They're red cargo pants. They got like cargo pockets, but they're red and they look like they're made out of like car hard stuff. Yeah. But right at the bottom, they got like the white fluffy stuff that you would see on Santa Claus.

SPEAKER_01:

They look like Santa.

SPEAKER_02:

Yes, Santa pants. I'm just telling Listen. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's the problem. He doesn't work.

SPEAKER_01:

So how much are they though?

SPEAKER_02:

I don't remember. I don't know if it was a gag. Anymore, they do these gag things. I know, but did you see the guy that was flying, and there was an advertisement for like a Robie thing that fit around his waist that had all these like um fans in it. And then he fly up in the gutter. Yeah, there ain't no way that was real. No. I thought about it. I was like, damn, that'd be AI fucking.

SPEAKER_01:

AI is gonna kill us, man. AI's gonna be the death of us. Yeah, listen to that show.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah. Anyways, we need to go ahead and do these uh Ricky's bad choices. We got we got codes. Bad choices. You know, one of our listeners, I want to say Dave, give him a shout out because uh Dave S, because uh he always listens. I just say Dave S. He knows his name. Okay, but anyways, I just give a shout out because uh he made the comment about um bad choices. He had said it to someone else, and it came back to me, and I thought it was kind of funny because I knew what he was talking about.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh yeah, but anyways, they're not always bad. They're not always bad. Do you think you would give the best lab dance in this room? Yes, yeah, I think you would. Absolutely, yeah. I know you would. Oh, absolutely. My hips don't move.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, dude, I'd drag my nuts right across the room.

SPEAKER_02:

Why does it taste like shit? Smell like shit. Too late then, right?

SPEAKER_01:

When they hang out with an asshole all day, what do you expect?

SPEAKER_02:

Sweaty asshole. Okay, are you high main uh are you high maintenance in a relationship?

SPEAKER_01:

Absolutely not. Yeah, I know I'm not. I am the most non-give a fuck person at all. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, I don't care, like I'm just like so.

SPEAKER_02:

In your relationship, it's more the girl, your partner?

SPEAKER_01:

Um, yeah, I mean, why do you guys say partner? Can you just say girl? I'm trying to beat me. You're trying to beat me, bitch. And I ain't falling for it. I fell for that once. No, I'm not uh no, I'm not high maintenance. I could I so out of the two, she is more than you, right? Well, I guess, but I mean she's not even really you. No, but out of the two, what out of the two, I would say. I don't know. It's I don't understand.

SPEAKER_02:

Would you say my wife is high maintenance?

SPEAKER_01:

I would say your wife is the most high maintenance person I've ever met in my life. Just to say, yeah, I think you're I think you're right. Honestly, like I've never met anybody anybody quite like or I don't know anybody in my mind that is. I know. No. No, because like I've been around while she's trying to get ready. And I've been around long enough. I I've been around her long enough that like it's it's a chore. Yeah, it's exhausting. It's exhaust like I don't know how you do it. Yeah, it's I mean that pussy must be golden. And I don't think it is, and then doing it can't be.

SPEAKER_02:

You know who's high maintenance more than her? Stephanie. Really? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I wouldn't see that. Go with it, though. Go with it. Okay. Stephanie. Stephanie's Jason Craig. I guess I yeah, you know that you say that. Yeah. I bet you he's out there fucking. He has to make the fire like by two sticks and rubbing them together. He can't like get he can't. Uh good morning. We were drinking your beers last night and FOI good beer. I don't know. So say that. Beer wench. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Uh, this is from Beer Wench. We're actually emailing them about the uh glass, the glass inside their corks.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Um we had the Mad Elf Grand Groove. Yeah. Uh when we were taking the corks off, a lot of glass stuck in the cork.

SPEAKER_02:

You can hear exactly what we're saying when it misses episode six.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I'd be like, here, yeah, listen to each other six episode six. Yeah, whatever. Uh if we followed and got cut, and now listen to another reason to drink podcast, it's season six, episode 41, to hear when it happens. It's a bit funny if you have time. The second what? If you have time. The second half of the show. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. The show is called Christmas movie. The show is called Christmas movie and beers. Have a great Thanksgiving and be safe. You should say be safe from your corks.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, be safe from your corks. Yeah, let's do it right on the air. Everybody's with that.

SPEAKER_01:

Like, I mean, I like honestly, this is a because dangerous. This is literally a PSA. Yeah. Like, what if my grandkid was trying to open my beer for me right now? Like he normally does. And he just fucking literally sliced his finger. I mean, I got man hands. Yeah, he would have sliced and he would have fucking I would have been putting stitches in him right now because I wouldn't be able to drive him up to the fucking like, come on over, kid.

SPEAKER_02:

So other than cats, Stephanie is the most high man.

SPEAKER_01:

Stephanie is definitely does he have to make fire by flint and steel, you think? Yeah. And or if not, he gets beat. He has to rub his her feet when she comes in the door or he'll get beat.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

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You know how he has to have the robe and he has to wash her feet and then rub them. Before she as soon as she takes off. Yeah. And when we say wash, he's licking.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

And then just but I don't want to throw all my business of what the creeper does. So. Anyways, uh, would you would you cut off one of your ears for a half mil? You can still hear out it because you know people get their ears sliced off. You got a girlfriend already. For a half mil? I wear a hat.

SPEAKER_03:

I wear a hat.

SPEAKER_01:

You do a half? How about a full mil? 1.5. 1.5? Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

That year's gone. Oh, that ear's fucking. The next question is right or left? Left. Yeah, because you probably yeah. Because most people look, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm right-handed, so I always want to. I don't know. I don't know if that's a thing.

SPEAKER_02:

Just always look at people with your right side of your face.

SPEAKER_01:

Dude, I would have fucking I would just have my buddy at work fucking print me a fucking 3D one and fucking click it on. Fucking double-sided tape.

SPEAKER_02:

1.5 million, you're done.

SPEAKER_01:

1.5 million, yeah. Chop chop. Yeah, chop chop, motherfucker. I'll do it myself. I'll be like the painter. What the hell is his name? I know what you're talking about. Oh, he's a famous painter. Uh I want to say I got Leonardo in my head now. No, but it ain't Van Gogh. Van Gogh. Yeah, that'd be Van Gogh. Yeah, I'd fucking do that. Is it his left ear or right? I that I don't know. Yeah. I would say fuck. I don't who cares?

SPEAKER_02:

Would you do both for three? No.

SPEAKER_01:

No, you gotta have one good. Actually, you know what? I would. And then I would shave my head. Then I'd look like a complete penis.

SPEAKER_00:

Just a fucking just two little nubs.

SPEAKER_01:

What was it? It was his left ear. See? Yeah. And that's why he did it. He got 1.5. He liked the sweet whispers in his right one. Oh my. Then I would paint a picture. It would just be a fucking dick. Self-portrait. Self-portrait.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh man. Would you keep working at your current job if you won a year's salary in the lottery? No, you would have to keep working. It would just be a bonus. It would be, yeah. Yeah. I mean, if I won the lottery.

SPEAKER_01:

Yay! Here we go. I just got fucked. No, I no, you can't even buy a truck with that. Yeah, you know what I mean? You still owe 30. Yeah, yeah. You still owe fucking 30 on it. Oh, yeah. You still keep fucking working. I would still keep working if I had a million dollars. If I hit a million dollar fucking scratch off ticket.

SPEAKER_02:

You would still wait. I would have to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm only 50 years old.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

A million dollars ain't gonna go far. By the time you pay off your house, car. You just live comfortably the next 10 years. The next 10 years. And then, you know, invest maybe a little bit. Yeah. But then, okay. Now I have a light at the end of the tunnel.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Good light. A good light. You know? Like I can actually see the coal miner down there. Like right now, I can't see his ass. Yeah. Like, where's the light, bitch? He's he's digging. He's getting deeper. He's running from you. He's running from me. He's digging. He's moving faster than you. He's like the fucking mole on Winnie the Pooh. He's fucking running. Okay. Wait up. One is fucking still making it quicker than I am.

SPEAKER_02:

What do you think of this?

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know, dude. I I'm I'm not saying I'm so on the fence of this thing. Like I love it because it's 11%. I hate it because it feels like I'm drinking a dick fucking every time I put it to my mouth. It's got a little bit of sourness because of the cherries. It does. But it's a good sourness.

SPEAKER_02:

It is. It's almost like a sour beer. And and just let me put this in your head. A little tart, yeah. A little tart. But it's not really that bad.

SPEAKER_01:

No. No. The more we drank it, I think it could have been colder.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. I think I had it ice cold, but I think I put it in the cooler, but but you know.

SPEAKER_01:

I should have threw them in the freezer. But I think the thickness of the bottle didn't let the coldness penetrate. It did say, yeah. It did say to throw it in the glass, though. In the glass.

SPEAKER_02:

And that probably would have been better.

SPEAKER_01:

And it would probably would have opened up more of the flavors from it pouring out. Because it is getting you get good cherry. I I'm going to give it a surprisingly eight. I'm actually liking it a little better than that. Yeah. Like I'm I I'm going, I think I'm going to go to a nine. See, I thought nine in my head. Damn. I think I'm going to go to a nine just because I do like the tartness. I'm liking that tartness. Like as a breeze. As it breeze. And I I believe I almost think it would have been a 10 if we could if we could have got it ice cold. Yeah, probably. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02:

Like Yeah, I'll meet I'll meet you with the nine because I was thinking that in my head, and I was kind of downplaying it a little bit. The only reason I was downplaying it a little bit because I was thinking, you know, I was kind of on the fence if I like it or don't like it.

SPEAKER_01:

I wouldn't say princess, but I would probably No, it'd be a hard, it would be a hard princess. I would keep it, but then again, how much did you pay that for that four pack?

SPEAKER_02:

No, I don't know. I mean, I'm guessing beers.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm guessing this is a fucking$20 four pack.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, because it's special.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, it's special.

SPEAKER_02:

It's special because it's a big thing.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, they got it, and and it's it's got cool tricks, like it makes you bleed every time you open fucking a bottle up. Yeah, yeah. You know, so that's why it's called that. You gotta pay for that. You gotta get blood. It's like the elf on the shelf fucking tricks.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it's all winter, all summer, all Christmas long. I was surprised actually how much you bled out of that.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, because it was pretty deep, though. Uh, dude, I like no, you I should have brought the shard of glass back in here. Like it was noticeable. It was noticeable. Like, I was able to grab a hold of it with my fingers and pull it out.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

And felt it coming out.

SPEAKER_02:

Because I heard you go, ow.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

So at first you thought it was metal because I thought it was.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, that's why I was yeah, but no, it was complete glass. Yeah.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Princess put, I mean not Princess, but uh Beer Wine put two pieces up here. See him? Sparkling? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Yeah, they're little shards of glass, so I don't know if something happened. Something happened or somebody dropped it, and there's shards of glass all over their floor. You know what I mean? Because I'm sure they're like, Oh, one broke. Yeah, you know what I mean. But then mine was embedded in that fucking glass in that core somehow.

SPEAKER_02:

You know what I'm thinking? When they were being delivered, something broke. Like some broke when they were being delivered, and it fell on this, and they just kind of like, oh, these are okay. You know what I mean? But the the thing, the bottle wasn't sticky.

SPEAKER_01:

That's why that's why I'm thinking this is from the manufacturer.

SPEAKER_02:

Cork fell on the floor, but it was weird that two of them had. I wonder if the third one hasn't. I mean the fourth one.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, because if you think about it, like at a beer bottling place, the corks wouldn't be on the ground. They they wouldn't be on the ground, they shouldn't be on the ground. Yeah, but you have lazy people sometimes. We talked about that. Yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, but I'm sure you have broken glass everywhere. No, have you seen no? Have you seen Laverne and Shirley? Yeah, Lovito, Lovato. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I'm just saying not there might not be broken glass everywhere, but a bottle's gonna break here and there. Yeah, and that's probably what happened.

SPEAKER_02:

And yeah, I'm gonna keep this like this. That's cool, huh? That is cool. Like that. That's kind of something different. I wonder if that would fit up there. Would it? Uh yeah, I mean, but here, put this one up there. Mine's pretty nice looking. Why is your pair of mine? Uh, because you got blood on yours. Mine has no glass. I don't know if it'll be. I am so thankful I didn't get glass of mine though.

unknown:

Looks like a penis.

SPEAKER_02:

It doesn't look like it's glass up there. See if I walk in.

SPEAKER_01:

It's like a penis. See if I walk in and see if beer went is over there just sucking everything. But yeah, overall, nine. Oh, I'll I'll give it a nine, dude.

SPEAKER_02:

I like the tartness a little bit.

SPEAKER_01:

It was a little rough at first, but I yeah, I do want to say that make sure it's cold.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I think a little bit colder when it's uh definitely a little bit colder. Yeah, overall it got 4.18 on uh untapped. Untapped. So I could see that a lot of people 11%. You don't taste the alcohol per se. Not bad. You do taste a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Originally, when you started, you kind of did pull it out, but it's the cherries.

SPEAKER_01:

The cherries, the tartness and which if you like cherries. You're gonna love this fucking beer. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. It does taste just like a cherry with no sugar. Yeah. How long has it been since you tasted a cherry? Been a minute. Anyway. Oh, uh, yeah, we didn't do jokes.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, no, we sure didn't. Do you have any?

SPEAKER_01:

I got just one or two. Um one or two. Do you know what like do you know what they call a virgin in Germany?

SPEAKER_02:

A virgin in Germany is called what? Gundendite. You be stinking?

SPEAKER_01:

You be stinking. No, she wouldn't be stinking yet. That's after you're done with her. What was the what was the punchline? Goodentite. Goodentite. So I did forget to bring up though, I started reading a book.

SPEAKER_02:

I was surprised you're reading a book. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I know. I'm full of surprises. Why is there squirrels? That looks like a honey hole all together. Squirrel. But uh started reading this book about a uh Oh I called. Uh you're not sure if it's a male, female. What is that called? Oh no, no. Um I know they got in a pat. Not a pat. Yeah, yeah, but what's that called? What like what's it actually called? I don't know. You fucking kidding me? Like we actually should know this. This is a joke. I'm not no. Wait, you're looking for the name. Transvestite? Not transvestite. Sure. I'm reading this book by a transvestite whale. Oh, it's going downhill. Did you know what it's called? What? Maybe Dick. Maybe Dick. That was funny. That's crazy. What was my other one? Yeah, I don't know. We'll just end the show.

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, which you're another reason to drink for this week. Don't drink 11%ers.

SPEAKER_01:

Stay away from them. Stay away from 11%ers that taste like cherry.

SPEAKER_02:

Mine is the cooler weather's coming in, which is nice. I kind of like the colder weather a little bit. It's beautiful. This morning it was beautiful when it was fog out, but then you had the sun pop. It was that was pretty.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Um, another that's my another reason to drink. And uh I just want to thank everybody for listening. And if you want to sh buy us a beer, go on to uh Buzz Sprout Sprout, and you can click on another reason to drink and um donate or whatever. And buy us a drink. Yeah, but we're just appreciate that if you listen in, give us some five stars out of five, that'd be great. Some feedback. Say hi.

SPEAKER_01:

Just say hi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally, just say hi to us. Like say, hey, we enjoyed this one. Yeah. You can even call us, you can you can even say, hey, was terrible. Rick's a fucking retard, like a here. Like, this was the name of it. Like, I wouldn't even care. Yeah, like just we we've been doing this for what five years now? Five years, we're on our sixth year.

SPEAKER_02:

Six, sixth season. Sixth season, but we're we're actually past our fifth year, we're on our sixth. We're on our sixth year.

SPEAKER_01:

So like just a little bit of feedback, just shout out. Say, hey, we listened to your show, we liked it, we didn't like it. You guys are vulgar, you guys are assholes, whatever. Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_02:

We take it, we'll take it all in, and it helps us to get better. And uh we are, just so you know, we are focusing on trying to get on YouTube. So we are probably it'll probably be in 2026, but right at the beginning of the year when we get everything and we're redesigning some stuff, so we'd be moving into uh YouTube and try to get some stuff out there for you guys.

SPEAKER_01:

YouTube, yeah, only fans, yeah, feed find feet finder. Yeah, we're going feet finding. Is there really a feet finder? Yeah. Oh, there is?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, they're actually seriously? No, yeah, they're actually. I did not know that.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, you like something every day on this show. Uh two turn Tony's sister. Does it? Does it and makes fucking I'm telling you makes thousands.

SPEAKER_02:

We need to do mirrors just for fun.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, dude. Like, I I should I can climb a tree with mine. I know that's why I want to do it. We need to call it another reason to puke. Another reason to climb a tree because you got these nails. Like fucking uh Wolverine, but with the feet. They just come out just with the feet.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, but thank you everybody for all the support. And it's coming around Thanksgiving, so we want to wish you all we'll do a Thanksgiving show, but yeah, are we probably coming out? Are we gonna do it Wednesday? We'll do it Wednesday, but it'll come out after. But we want to just wish you uh it'll come out Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Sweet. Then we'll say Thanksgiving. Yeah, we'll do a Thanksgiving show. Yep, and we're actually doing a cookie exchange next week.

SPEAKER_01:

Yes, uh what's great? Great Lakes uh berry berry jam thumbprint or something like that cookie exchange. They're this year's cookie exchange. So I'm excited about that. We'll figure out that, and then I am more excited that I'm doing the uh potato volcanoes for you guys for Wednesday night.

SPEAKER_02:

We're gonna do that for food, for food.

SPEAKER_01:

It's a potato, a rustic potato hollowed out, stuffed with chorizo wrapped in bacon and cheese, and and then I got my special man sauce. I'm gonna put all over it for you. Not for me, yeah. For beer. No, it's all for you. Oh man. So yeah, I'm pretty excited about that, actually. But, anyways, thank you everybody.

SPEAKER_02:

Any last thoughts? Oh, don't drink and drive. And God bless you all. See you next week.