Another Reason to Drink

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• Bill & Rick • Season 6 • Episode 37

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Fall tastes better when the first pour surprises you and the second one lingers. We kick off spooky season with a road trip to Dented Keg in Clearfield, PA, where river views meet a flight that actually teaches you something about the brewery’s range. The standout is a cherry-driven sour that nails the beginner’s balance—refreshing, not too tart, and clean enough to sip all night. We talk price shock on giant tots, why some pumpkins go “perfumey,” and how to spot the one you’ll want to bring home.

Then we pivot hard into High Wire’s 10W40 Pumpkin Spice Latte imperial stout. It opens with chocolate, settles into roast, and keeps the pumpkin spice in check so flavor leads and gimmick fades. Coming off a sour, the bitterness needs a moment, but patience pays off with a smooth, seasonal stout that clocks a confident eight out of ten from both of us. If fall to you means richer pours without sugar fatigue, this one slides right into your lineup.

Along the way, we share how to actually listen via voice on Spotify if your device blocks explicit shows, shout out our Buzzsprout “buy us a beer” link, and trade road tips on Mars, PA and quick brewery runs. By the end, you’ll know which beer to start with, which to finish on, and why pacing your palate makes all the difference when the shelves flip from pumpkin to Christmas overnight. Hit play, rate your own pour, and tell us your favorite fall beer. If this ride made you thirsty, follow the show, share it with a friend, and leave a quick review so more beer lovers can find us.

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SPEAKER_01:

Welcome back to another creepy ass episode of Another Reason to Dream. We are getting spooky season. Yeah, spooky season. Um your co-host.

SPEAKER_03:

Are you the co-host? Yeah. Oh, retarded is in the house. Here we go. Look at her. Look out. Look at her. I'm hosting this motherfucker right now.

SPEAKER_00:

You better look at it.

SPEAKER_03:

I gotta fix my head. Yeah, I see that. What are you doing over there?

SPEAKER_01:

It's all twisting.

SPEAKER_03:

Why do you got your head set off?

SPEAKER_01:

I can't hear Jack. Yeah. You can hear me. I can hear you. Oh, you know what? I could have just unplugged it. Probably. Probably could have just unplugged it. It fixed it. Anyways, it's back to normal. So what we're doing tonight is dented cage. It's uh oops.

SPEAKER_03:

No, here, let me tell you about this one. So it's dented cag. I picked this up out of um, I believe it was Du Bois. Du Bois? Uh PA? It was right around there. Or on the way there, anyway, or on the way home from there. Um it was a cool little brewery. It really was. You went into the brewery? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We went there, we had uh some beers and uh had a little yeah, I got a couple stickers for everybody. So yeah, yeah, yeah. Which one to the Clearfield?

SPEAKER_01:

It was Clearfield. That's pretty cool. The other one looks good. The Mars looks good, too.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, and it was right on a river. So that that whole windows is right on a river. No, it was on the river. Like literally, you're just sitting there on the river. Did you eat there? Um we had a little appetizer they had. Uh uh, we ended up getting uh huge tots. Oh. We got six huge tots. That was pretty good. Yeah, I mean, they were really good. Yeah. Little pricey, not gonna lie, especially because you're out in the middle of nowhere kind of ish. Like you get bent over. Yeah, I'm like, um, I mean, they were big. They were big, but$12.95 for six of them. Did she say that? Well, yeah, she couldn't fit it all in her mouth. She tried. She tried. But they did have a they had a really cool menu. Yeah, there they are. Oh, they got bacon, cheddar, chives. I they were good, dude. I'm not gonna lie. They were really good for$12.95. No, that's traditional. Loaded loaded was$15. Yeah, yeah, I didn't get loaded. Dude, my bill ended up coming to fucking uh close to a hundred bucks.

SPEAKER_01:

Mostly drinking.

SPEAKER_03:

I only had one beer. Oh. We got uh it was it was sixty-five bucks, sorry. It was sixty-five bucks. Uh we got uh flight, so I want to try, you know, multiple beers. Yeah. And and I'll talk about that here a little later, but uh and then we went through their menu, whatever, and we just got to be able to get a lot of people. We got a little appetizer. The uh Brussels sprouts. I I thought about it, but then I was like, yeah, they're Brussels sprouts. No, yeah. If I want to have it, I'm gonna open this one.

SPEAKER_01:

What's the other one we're doing? We gotta pour some for the beer winch. But the other one we're doing here, he's handed it to me. Hey, again, I'm gonna hand it to you. Like I already did that one. I could have I could have been prepared. So on the second half of the show, the better half of the show, we're gonna do spice walla. It is a high-wired brewing company, and it's called uh pumpkin spice latte latte. And it's it's got 10 W40 right on the can. That's pretty cool. So it looks good, anyways.

SPEAKER_03:

This, and just to let you know, this is our last pumpkin of the year. This is 8%. This is it. Like, yeah, it'll probably no, yeah. I guess I thought it was because when I went in, that was the last pumpkin I could find because they switched everything over for Christmas to Christmas. Everything's Christmas sales now up here, up here, anyways.

SPEAKER_01:

You know, uh another thing too is uh just so you know, next week is our 30-year no 30 year year, 30 year anniversary. 30 year anniversary? Holy shit, we've been together that long. Jesus, no wonder I need a liver. No, it is our um sixth year sixth or five year sixth season. Sixth season, yeah. So uh sixth season or six years old. Six years, six years going in our seventh season. Going in our seventh season. Well, we'll go in our seventh season once we hit January. January, whatever. Because that starts to clap however it works. But we'll be in our sixth. So, anyways, it'll too long. Too long, yeah. And we'll have uh Jason Keeper the Creeper. Yes, he'll be joining us, and he's bringing some beer, right?

SPEAKER_03:

And he's bringing a couple pumpkins, yeah, from what I understand. That's why I messed up when I said this is our last, but it's our last that I could probably find around here before it switched, before it, yeah, because it all switched over. Like, there's so many. I I walk through Hyman's, I'm like, holy shit, and then there was one little section left. You're like I'm like, okay, high wire. I don't think we've done that yet.

SPEAKER_01:

No, no, and so yeah, actually, a first sip off of this one isn't so bad. The sour takes a second because you're switching.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, you I got the look like you're I didn't think it was that sour. No, I personally, but that's me. Like, I'm getting used to the sours. Um I thought it was very good. I thought it was very refreshing. Wow, it tastes good. I I bought a four-pack, and needless to say, there's only two left. So that's why we're splitting it with the beer wench. But the beer wench doesn't like sours too much. Sours too much. But how do you like that over there? Beer wench. Oh, yeah. She actually likes it this time.

SPEAKER_01:

How do you like it? Deeper.

SPEAKER_03:

That's all I got. And I believe it was it wasn't that bad. It was only like a five-six. Yeah. You know what I mean? So yeah, it was a and oh, I think they gave it, they gave us a gen it it's kind of a generic can label. It just it doesn't really tell you anything. Like a lot of places. Yeah, a lot of places will uh have a little side square where they write everything on there for you. Not this one. Not this one. But but it was it was a cute place, dude. I mean, it was big, it was kind of Would you go back? I would go back. I mean, if I was in the area, I'd definitely swing in there. Now I did do a flight.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, so you got to try different.

SPEAKER_03:

And I did try five different ones. I liked their stout. They did have a pumpkin, but it had that perfume. Oh. Their pumpkin did have the perfume. Oh, and I don't know. It was a struggle to get that down, wasn't it? Oh, it was just a flight. So I was just like, Yeah, I like I was like, nope. And then I tried the sour, and I'm like, okay. Cherry bomb sour. Yeah, that yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

It's probably a cherry. This tastes like cherry, maybe.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, I I would say I see that's the thing. They just said it was a sour. I'm like, or I just it's one of those sources, it's good. Yeah, it's pretty good though. I would say it's the cherry bomb sour.

SPEAKER_01:

Cherry bomb sour. I would say it's it tastes like a cherry. Yeah, that's what I would say. It's good so far.

SPEAKER_03:

It's good. I I liked it. I was like, okay. I said I as soon as I tasted it, I got it on the flight. I was like, yeah, I'll take that. Like, just give me that.

SPEAKER_01:

Anything going on in Ricky's uh not a whole lot.

SPEAKER_03:

Not much, not a whole lot. I get to work tomorrow, so that's a good thing. That's a good thing. That's a good thing. Yeah, we'll see if it's a good thing for that. Yeah, it's raining, you can't go anywhere. Ain't mowing a yard.

SPEAKER_01:

No, we can't even go golfing, sneak golfing in anymore. But thinking Monday. I know. Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday. I'm wondering I'm wondering if your brother can maybe sneak into that one. And that kind of reminds me of that thing where what was it that uh the guy, the neighbor, I showed you the video earlier, and the guy cuts through axe. The guy that used to paint with curly hair, Bob Ross, oh yeah, yeah, Bob Ross. Bob Ross. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

He pops in and he's like, hey, it's motherfucker.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's cutting through uh Mr. Roger's neighborhood. Front door, yeah, with an accent, yeah. And he says his own. Dude, AI. AI is crazy. Fucking getting real. Like, it's gonna be the death of us. You don't even know that it's gonna be the not real. Like they look ident, you know what I mean? It's gonna be the death of us. It will, it will be. Like, we're gonna all gonna be like, dude, I'm gonna send you an AI of cat just blowing fucking a giraffe sometime.

SPEAKER_00:

You'll be like, bitch, what are you doing? What zoo are you at? Yeah, and you know what?

SPEAKER_01:

She'll be looking at it and be like, I don't remember. I don't remember that.

SPEAKER_03:

But it was me.

SPEAKER_04:

Is that what my project? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03:

That's gonna be it like that's you could literally fuck with anybody now. Like, yeah, you know, you can just pull your boss, be like, yeah, here. Oh, yeah, bitch. You know, yeah, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like Ricky and a hot chick.

SPEAKER_02:

Like she's sitting on more rhymes.

SPEAKER_03:

She's sitting on a rhino horn. I'm gonna be like, add more text to her. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, it's gonna be crazy. Like put the boob in his mouth. Yeah, I'm gonna be like, like, no, it's not true. It's not me. We're just fucked.

SPEAKER_03:

You are yeah, and then no, oh you well, I mean, that's why you don't put yourself out there on social media, though. Because they can snag because they can snag your, you know what I mean, and make it make it whatever. Yeah, what the hell? What the hell? Yeah, holy shit, Rick has a big dick.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, we all know that's a lie, but no, not to AI. Show someone and be like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_03:

That's lies. Lies, lies, lies. But my Tinder account's blowing up.

SPEAKER_01:

Hey, you know, we should just take us and put six-pack abs on us. Yeah, dude, I sure we can do whatever.

SPEAKER_03:

Here's advertisements. Yeah, here's advertisements. Here we are, another reason to drink. Okay, come and rub them out. Yeah, we're just sitting here scrubbing fucking tobacco leaves.

SPEAKER_01:

What is it when you get what is it when they come in? Like you get uh you come there and you got baited. What is that like um a catfish? Catfish, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, we just catfish. That'd be great, dude. I just walk out with my belly just hanging out. Oh, that picture was last year, man. Hold on. You gotta come in my bedroom for that picture.

SPEAKER_02:

Just turn the lights down real dark. Come on, baby. It sounds like we're gonna get I went from a six pack to a keg. And once you're on top, they can't get you off.

SPEAKER_03:

It don't matter. They can't lift, they can't bite me off. I ain't touching your arms. You just completely fucking flat wash them and pillowsbury guy. It's too late then. Oh, that's horrible. That's horrible, that's horrible.

SPEAKER_04:

Stop it.

SPEAKER_01:

All right, so I you know how was your week? My week was good. I did a we went to a Halloween party. Oh, yeah? Yeah, and it was good. Uh, we won first place, so that was cool. Oh, yeah. So I'm keeping this secret because um we got another Halloween party, and I'm gonna go as the same, but yeah, um, we did win, and that was fun. It was a good time. It's exciting to see all the different people dress up and stuff, and I'm looking forward to our next Halloween party because it'll be me, you, and a lot of the people that we know um will be going there. Creeper will be in town, so oh yeah, yeah. I know what he's doing. That's gonna be good. Yeah, you should go as Jason, the creeper. Jason, Jason, yeah, so like a refrigerator?

SPEAKER_04:

No, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

No, he looks like one.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, no, uh, and stuff should just be a beer, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

She said, and just say keeper, keeper, yeah, yeah. She's a Jason Greek, keeper. Yeah. He'll listen to the show and he'll make it up. Yeah. So Jay, come as that. Um, no, we did that, and then uh pretty much, you know, just rolling the week the work week. Man, when you do something on a weekend like that, and it we stayed out late, man. It really, I'm telling you, I'm not young as I once was because get I I went to bed like 4 30 in the morning, and then bam, 9 30, I had to get up out of bed. I was like, ooh. And then I gotta I had to come and help move that furniture and stuff, right?

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, so we're moving all that. And I was like, realizing how weak I oh you went you ended up coming up for that.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, good for you. Then I watched the game. Yeah, so we didn't mind. I made sure I went camping.

SPEAKER_01:

You went camping, yeah. You made sure you had a good lullaby.

SPEAKER_03:

Alibi. Alibi, not lullaby. I mean, I was getting a lullaby. She was like, lol lol.

SPEAKER_01:

Bye. You know what he was thinking? I would be moving right now.

SPEAKER_03:

And I don't have to, yeah. Yeah. Uh but no, uh Yeah, we did that. Right. That's awesome. Yeah. I feel bad because this is the second time he's came into town to help him unload. And I'm gone. You ghost him. Like, but I got a camper. Fuck off.

SPEAKER_01:

Hey, when are you coming back in town?

SPEAKER_03:

Ghost. Uh what time does Greg leave? Oh fuck, I just passed him. Yeah. I was on my way.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. So I did. I got there, but I, you know, at first my brother calls me and he's like, damn, there ain't no one here. You know, and then when I got there, I was like, damn, that even made me feel guiltier. And then I was like, I better get up there, you know, because I wasn't feeling did you guys end up having a lot of people? Oh, yeah, there was a lot of people.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, it's good.

SPEAKER_01:

The only thing is, is we we didn't really take things around upstairs. Some of that shit was damn ass heads. Right, that's I heard that.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, I heard that like you guys had a whole football team come up, yeah. Help them out. He next he ended up getting a lot of uh which I'm glad. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

So they're busy with that. And then, but that weekend, you know, when you do that, and it goes quick. It goes quick. It goes quick. Yeah, and then um oh, I wanted to say I seen this thing on um I don't know, it was TikTok or something, but this guy was taking this girl on a date, right? Okay, and it was he was taken, he was surprising her, it was at a um golden retriever like um farm, right? So what they do is they let you go out into the field, right? And then they pull up with like man, like a truckload of golden retrievers, and all the golden retrievers, even little puppies, run out there, right? And they're the people are just surrounded by all these dogs trying to get all this love and everything. And you know, then you take care of the dogs and you play with them, you do all this stuff and everything, but it kind of reminded me of like being at my house, you know.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, yeah, yeah, you have three dogs, so yeah. But dude, that would fucking melt my heart. Yes, like I would be like, holy yeah, I would just have a full bottle of peanut butter and just fucking just smear it everywhere, just licking everyone out. Running around with my ass cracking and I'm like, yeah, get it, boys, eat it, and then accidentally fall.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh no, oh no, yeah. And have the chunky stuff, like, oh chew a little more. No, dude, that that'd be amazing, though.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, and that was smart play on that guy. Okay, yeah, because you get that one, she's all yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_01:

But yeah, but then you're going home with one too, though. I thought about that, but then you're going home. Yeah. Oh, there's some I don't know if they would give them up. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03:

I mean, I'm sure there was a process that you guys go through.

SPEAKER_01:

There was probably a good 40 of them or 50.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, yeah. I guarantee you you're getting rid of some of them. You know, that's why they do it. Yeah. Like here. Hey, you got once to donate. Your old lady don't like dogs? Run out here for a minute.

SPEAKER_01:

You want to get lucky? Yeah, you want to get lucky? Yeah. Yeah, okay. You know you're getting lucky after that date.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, that's probably a pretty, yeah. Especially if like on your profile, like you just show cats.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

So you think you got a cat lady and then you take her out there? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm fucking allergic to dogs, you dick. You're trying to kill me. You're trying to kill me.

SPEAKER_03:

She goes in seizures and you have sex with her.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Let's go through the corn mace.

SPEAKER_01:

Let's go through the corn mace, baby. No one will see us. Perfect. Come running out. You know what makes me think of you gotta try this though, when you when you think of the butt thing. I seen a guy, he picked up his uh girlfriend and he picked her up so her head was in the back. So like a fireman's carry. Yeah, so then he balanced her her legs like right on his shoulder and stuff, and then he held her with one hand and he pulled out his pants real quick and farted. Her face was right there.

SPEAKER_03:

It was funny. That's pretty funny. It was like yeah, that's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_01:

That's when you said you would go naked with the peanut butter all over your butt.

SPEAKER_03:

My back's not strong enough.

SPEAKER_02:

Rick, why are you down? Like, oh shit. We're going down, we're going down.

SPEAKER_03:

No, I don't know, but yeah, I don't know, you know. Fuck you talking about getting manned down. Four's gone. Somebody something reached up and pinched me in my hand.

SPEAKER_01:

Your legs would come out.

SPEAKER_03:

You wouldn't even get the four down. No, I know I would. It's just my knee would blow out. Okay, I'd be laying flat on my stomach, and her ass, her face would be right in my asshole. I'd be like, her cheeks would blow up. I'd be like, there it is. That is the joke I wanted. I can't move for six weeks, but that's the joke I wanted.

SPEAKER_02:

Did you get that on tape? Did you get that on tape? Video.

SPEAKER_01:

What do you think of this?

SPEAKER_03:

Uh cake. Dude, I fucking love it. I really do. You haven't had it. I I like it a lot. I like it a lot. I like a lot. Like, I what would you give it? For a sour? I so it's not overly sour is is the thing. No. For a sour to me, I and it could be my taste buds too, because we've been doing a lot more sours and stuff.

SPEAKER_01:

What would you say like on a sour level?

SPEAKER_03:

On a sour level, I'm I dude. I'm close to a 10. No, I uh oh, that's overall radio. I'm saying the sourness. Sour sourness, just like I want to say compared to three, yeah, yeah. I want to say maybe four. Yeah. Because we've had some sour beers. We've had some like holy shit, but by the end of it, we're like, holy, that's good. Uh I I want to say it's probably a three to a four sour level. Level. Yeah. But I want to say it's a 10 overall, dude. I really do for a sour. It is refreshing. Yes.

SPEAKER_01:

You get a good cherry flavor. Yes. I it's it's good. It's good. Yeah. It's not sweet. Nope. Goes down easy. I'm with you. 10. Are you with me? Yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

I would uh I would keep this all day long.

SPEAKER_01:

Yes. I would. We know you would keep it. You already drank the other two.

SPEAKER_03:

I do. I like I almost want to drive the three hours just to go back up there and fucking get more of it. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, like seriously.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Um, Princess, if you're into sour princesses. Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, but actually, even just getting into sours. Getting into sours, I think this is this is a good beginner sour.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

It really is like it's a perfect beginner sour. And this was what the BK uh cherry bomb sour. Yeah, it was good. From uh dented keg. Yeah. I would do it. And Clearfield.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, there was two that Mars one.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, there's a Mars one too. I don't know where Mars was. I have no idea. I've been through there, I think, or seen. Is it closer? That's what I'm thinking. No. No. I don't think so. If it was closer than so I've seen Mars PA going down 79 going into West Virginia.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, when you creep that way. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Going to Terry. Now, this was I we were basically in the middle of PA when we when we were up by covering straight across. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Is it close to Chambers? What is it? Like if no.

SPEAKER_03:

We were up by Bazette. Oh, you went a little more north. Yeah. Like if you if if literally if I brought it up on Google, it would be like it's almost like dead center of PA.

SPEAKER_01:

You know, the only reason I seen the other day an advertisement for a city in Pennsylvania. They say it's like the Switzerland of America. And they have a train and all that. And then they advertise it. It is pretty, man. I thought I said that's like tickety talk of that.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. At one time. Yeah. Beautiful area. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

So it's Mars is wait. That's only an hour. It's saying. That's closer. One hour and 30 minutes. Oh. You cut that in half.

SPEAKER_03:

Wait a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right down 79. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. So I went past Mars a bunch of times, but Clearfield was a little further. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

So an hour and a half ain't so bad.

SPEAKER_03:

No, an hour and a half is not bad at all.

SPEAKER_01:

That one was right there is that river. Your winch is bringing it up for us on the map to see. Oh, that's two hours and two hours. Two and a half hours. Yeah. Yeah. 148 miles. That ain't bad.

SPEAKER_03:

No, and we literally took 322. Like we ended up taking 322, so it took us a little longer, especially on Sunday on the way back home.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, that yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Uh, because the wind was so bad. Yeah. Like we took 80 down. I'm like, all right, yeah, whatever, not bad. I seen that the wind was gonna be all fucked up, but that's not far at all. No, no, it's the Mars one's pretty close. So I honestly, uh, you know, we went up to that guy's trip up in Clarion to our buddy's camp. Yeah, yeah. It was only like another half hour, 45 minutes. Oh, that ain't bad. Yeah. So I mean it's a two-hour ride up there. So if we ever go back up there, we just run over there real quick and have a good time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Well, all right. We're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back. Grab your nice ice cold one. We're gonna do the 10-4. What is it? 1040.

SPEAKER_03:

10 W40. Yep, yep. See you in a minute. Highway.

SPEAKER_01:

Welcome back to another reason to drink. What is going on? Anyways, I just want to say a couple things out there before you drink this next uh one, the high wire. I just want to let people know that if you have Google and you try to listen to another reason drink um through Spotify or Spootify, as some would say it. Um, but if you listen through Spotify, through Google, you say, hey, Google, play another reason to drink, it won't really uh go through because you have to actually go in there because we're explicit. Explicit. So you have to activate it. Once you activate it or something, and then it'll play all the time. We say fuck sometimes, or too many times. And the other thing is, is uh we have this thing is if you know just putting out there, if you want to buy us a beer, you could go on Buzz Sprout and you can buy us a beer. And I would drink that beer and we'll give a shout out.

SPEAKER_03:

Yep.

SPEAKER_01:

Or uh you could go to our website too, or not.

SPEAKER_03:

No, I didn't know.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, but you could go there and I'll give you a shout-out. Yeah, this one's for whoever and yeah, yeah. One Kenobi. One Kenobi. Anyways, we're gonna open this one. I'm looking forward to this. Actually, JJ, who sometimes we have on the show, he just did this, so it's exciting. He did this on tap. Yeah, yeah. So just recently, I think. Yeah. Oh, that's chocolatey. Oh, that's different coming off that uh it's uh off that sour. Yeah, yeah. You gotta give it a second. It's gonna take a minute. He just did it. When did it does it say go down a little bit more? When JJ just did it, uh right there. 22nd of October, yesterday. So yesterday. Yeah. Cheers to him. He was at the brewery, though. He's got a picture of it in a looks like at the brewery. Yeah, I would say it's at the brewery. I would say, yeah. And he earned look how many badges. Yeah, he got like 10 there. Oh yeah. Maybe I'll get 10. This is real chocolate. He's at Justice Orchard. Oh, that's where he was. He had it there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Pretty cool. It's it is a little bitter at first.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. I'd say it's more it's bitter. It's taking it a second.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, it's a it's a little bitter. It's it's pretty good though. What would Jay give it?

SPEAKER_01:

3.7. Oh, nope.

SPEAKER_03:

That's the overall. Overall is uh 3.78. He gave it a little bit uh thour and a quarter. Yeah. I'd say. Almost a five. Yeah. That's pretty high. Which, I mean, I get it, especially with his palate. He likes the little darker beers. Yeah, and sour. He likes the little darker taste. Yes. Oh, and a uh it's a stout, it's a false stout with uh WBC award-winning 10W40 Imperial Stout series. Which I I get that.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, he he does like this because he got that one out of New York, that special one. That special one it was really cool.

SPEAKER_03:

He likes he likes his dark beer. Yeah, he really does. Like he likes that very uh the bitter, the better. Not bitter, but he's a big sour guy, too. Yeah, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01:

Like he is a big sour guy.

SPEAKER_03:

I I think he's more into the sours, but the imperial stouts, he might, yeah, he might take the yeah, I that's a good question. We'll have to we'll write that up on our board.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Rick's talking about having a board in here because sometimes we say stuff on the show. And we forget.

SPEAKER_03:

And we forget, and we got we gotta get something. Uh like I'm gonna bring home a dry erase board, and we'll have to we got a spot.

SPEAKER_01:

Rick's still getting more stickers. He just recently got a new sticker from the uh yeah. He's at it, it's starting to, they're starting to get real low. I don't even see them now.

SPEAKER_03:

There he is. Oh, the little gas can. No, it's a keg. Oh, that's not a gas can. Why would it be a fucking gas can? I don't know. It looks like a gas can. No, it's the denet keg. That's the denick. I gave I gave Bobby one too. That's uh that's even better. That's even better than that. I got the shitty, you got the shitty gay one. You got the round one says fuck me.

SPEAKER_01:

I see. Who buys most of them, bitches? I'm gonna get some shitty ones. And so I don't have no jokes. Rainbow colors.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't have any jokes tonight.

SPEAKER_01:

That's all right.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't have any either. I do have a question.

unknown:

I got the answer.

SPEAKER_03:

You got the answer?

SPEAKER_01:

I got the answer.

SPEAKER_03:

Do you like tapes and CDs? CDs. No, do you like tapes and CDs? Okay, I'll say that. Like the tape is dick to your forehead so you can see these nuts. I knew it's going somewhere. That's the only one. But I knew I was because we were talking about the Bob Ross and uh Mr. Rogers, and fucking that was the AI thing I seen. And Bob Ross was standing there with a tape, and he was like, Hey Rogers, you like tapes and CDs? It was got suckered into it. I did. Dude, I laughed so hard in my truck though. Yeah. No, no, I was trying, I would be driving then. It was on a lunch break. That's why I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_01:

You know, sometimes I at lunch, um, I want to go in the lunchroom set, right? Right. But I'm like, uh, someone the other day they cooked something there, like fish and Brussels sprouts. I'm like, they just warmed it up and yeah, and I'm like, dude, I can't stay in here. Because it was like, so I went back to my office and I shut my door when I'm in the office. You know why? Because I'll watch a little clip or videos or something, right? Yeah, porn. A lot of porn. And um, you know, people walk by, even though you're eating, right? They're like, oh, Will's on this phone. Hey, Will, why are you on your phone? You know, I'm like, let me eat. Give me 30 seconds to where I'm not worrying about work, you know. Yeah, but yeah, sometimes I around lunchtime I'll like.

SPEAKER_03:

So we're like I I think I said it before that we're in a demolition of our You're remodeling.

SPEAKER_01:

Remodeling our lunchroom. Yeah. Dude. Is it dusty?

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, it just it uh we don't have a lunchroom right now. Oh, that sucks. You know, so I'm like, I'm trying to I made uh it's cold out though. Sometimes it's fucking cold and rainy, and I'm trying to cut food up in my little bowl, fucking in my in my car, and like I don't know like what's getting and it's been a minute. It's been a minute, it's like so I I figured out these guys are getting paid by the hour, not by the job, not by the job. I guarantee you they're not getting paid by the job. Because I watched these two guys put two cabinets in, like literally just a countertop, the easiest fucking thing possible. And it's taken them forever. Dude, it was three hours, uh it was three days, three days, and now the painter's in there. Oh, and he's taken forever, and he's been in there for three days, and it took four days for the floor to get done. Oh my. Like, and and plus there was a layover period of a month. Where they had a plan. Like they had to plan and get the people. Yeah, whatever. They tore it all out. It was crazy. They tore it all out within a matter of fucking two days. All gone. Everything is gone. Okay, cool. We have no chariots. Yeah, it's gonna be this is fucking great. Hell yeah. We're on the move. A month later, finally, somebody stops in and goes, Oh, yeah, we're gonna go ahead and put our work. We're gonna go and put some uh slack on the wall there and do that.

SPEAKER_01:

Are you getting new machines, food machines, and stuff like that? I doubt it. Doubt it. I doubt it. Who'd you have before? AVI? I think that's who you still have. You use the machine, like you put the the wheel of death. I don't use that. Shh. You don't? Oh no, I don't use that.

SPEAKER_03:

Uh every once in a while, I I uh you okay. I'll I'll lie. I won't lie. I will every once in a while, the only thing I will get out of there is like a Jimmy Dean's egg and sausage. Oh, okay. That's wrapped in that paper. Like well, it says Jimmy Dean's on it. Yeah, like I'm not going to AVI's fucking sausage fucking the whatever. And I'm no. No, no, no. I will not eat.

SPEAKER_01:

Ours are like refrigerators. So you open it. Well, yeah, so is ours. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you don't have that wheel. There actually was. I worked at a company that had a wheel. It's a wheel, it's a wheel, but it's cold. I know, but no, ours is actually a refrigerator, refrigerator. Oh, really? Yeah, it's glass you can see inside, and then you can open it and grab something off the shelf.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh no. Yeah, no, no. Yours is the wheel of death.

SPEAKER_01:

It's the wheel of death.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. It's the wheel of shit. You get that plastic shit. Dude, it's the fucking wheel of shit. Yeah, yeah. No. What shit?

SPEAKER_01:

I'm gonna get today.

SPEAKER_03:

I've bought I bought four things out of that. Or no. I've bought two things multiple times.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

The red robin French bread pizza. Is it good? I mean, it's not bad, but it's red robin. Yeah. Like it's not somebody, it's not somebody else making it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or whatever it is. And then uh the Jimmy Dean's fucking little uh egg and sausage and cheese. That's it, dude. That I don't trust fuck, I will not trust anything. Anything else? Yeah, no. You'll run out and get something, won't you? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'll run the Hyman's. Yeah, we don't really have well, we do, but you get sick of the I mean I get sick of the same. Yeah, it's like you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_01:

Like, I mean, I wish we had that uh my uh what's that sandwich stop though? Jersey Mikes. Jersey Mikes. I'd do like that.

SPEAKER_03:

We got aren't you guys getting like a Starbucks? They keep saying 10 different things. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

One said Starbucks, one said Duncan, one said uh Taco Bell. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't mind Taco Bell, but maybe they'll split them.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, do a Starbucks Taco Bell.

SPEAKER_01:

Don't they have uh uh what's the KFC one? A KFC and Long John's?

SPEAKER_03:

Ooh, that'd be good. Uh I don't think Long John's is around here anymore. Used to be. Used to be, yeah, but I don't I don't think we like Long Johns. Yeah, but I don't think we have them in Ohio anymore. That greasy shit. Yeah, it is fucking crazy. The only thing I like, I honestly like the fucking the shrimp and the fucking the hush puppies. I tell you, the hush puppies. You better quit talking about it because I'm getting hungry, aren't you? I'd dangle them. I'd put ropes on in them and fucking dangle them and lick them. Yeah, man. Right in that lunchroom. That's why I used to have hush puppies on my window. I got my mirror. Yeah. It's your air freshener.

SPEAKER_01:

That's funny. Well, let's get into Ricky's bad choices. I can't wait. These are good ones.

SPEAKER_03:

Are they?

SPEAKER_01:

They're always good. Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna mix it up. Random, random, random. Random, random. Here we go. Oh, right off the bat. Do you own cannel beads? No. You don't. I don't either. I don't. I've never had any or any. I've never had any.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

But now let's talk about this for a second. Because I'll talk about them in there. When you get a blowjob right at the end, you well, I always thought it was for the girls. Oh, I don't know. It might be girls.

SPEAKER_03:

But yeah, like that's honestly, like that's the very thing. I never I didn't think it was for the guys. I thought it was for the girls. Not the guys. That's what I heard that. Well, you're fucking gay as shit, dude.

SPEAKER_02:

Like, yeah, I I heard it. I didn't do it.

SPEAKER_03:

No, I always heard that like anal bees were for girls. Like you put it in them. Uh-huh. Well, yeah. I originally thought it was for girls. Yeah. And it's like a do you remember them cars back in the day? You had the zip cord? Yeah. That's what I think. You'd zip them. Yeah. So when you put your dick in, you zip it out real quick, and fucking they'd be like, I've never done that, have you?

SPEAKER_02:

No. He seems experienced in it.

SPEAKER_03:

It's like a zip cord. What's it feel like? I don't know. You'd have to ask her.

SPEAKER_02:

Shit everywhere.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, just shit everywhere. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Because you wouldn't be, you'd basically open the pipe. Yeah, just yeah, real quick. Yeah. Real quick.

SPEAKER_03:

And it's a slam stuff. No. It's open stuff. And you stand behind it with your mouth open. Oh.

SPEAKER_04:

How's it taste?

SPEAKER_03:

Like brownies? The dark taco. Well, it depends. It depends. It depends. It depends.

SPEAKER_02:

Get it?

SPEAKER_01:

It depends. You want to depend down there. You get the the uh Taco Bell just a little bit. You ask her, do you ask her as you're popping them up in there like you're loading a gun? Like, did you eat Taco Bell today?

SPEAKER_03:

How much is this clip gonna take?

SPEAKER_02:

Hey, hey, did you eat uh Long John Silver's?

SPEAKER_03:

I've never played with I know games. And yeah, because like now all these bitches have the fucking butt plugs and oh you see that advertising, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

They're glowing.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, it's kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, but okay. The next question have you ever owned a butt plug? I've never owned one. I mean, but you know people have? I know one.

SPEAKER_03:

No, no, I don't know any.

SPEAKER_01:

Rick has one. That's what that cat know that ain't happening. That's why that little glitterness at night when I see her walk around.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, the lights just a little fucking stop sign. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Motorized one. Anyways, um, if your partner eats food off of someone's naked body, is that cheating? I don't know. If it's one-on-one, but if you're at like I they show them videos where um, you know, high-class people put all the fruit and everything off of. But now if I bring a girl over and I'm eating off, but what happens if you like, for example, your girlfriend's at a party, okay, and there's hot dogs everywhere, and they got to pick them up.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay, well, hold on. Now, if you're walking up and getting a plate, okay, you know what I mean? Like you have a plate in your hand. I know what you're saying. You have a plate in your hand, and that's what they're serving.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Like I go up and grab a strawberry and pineapple, kiwi, whatever.

SPEAKER_01:

Right off for nipple.

SPEAKER_03:

Right, whatever. Honey, this is uh tune it down. I did not set up the table. Yeah. This is just what I have to take from. So, no, it's that's not cheating. Okay. What is now if you walk up there without a plate and she's trying to bite the and you throw all forks and knives on the hot dog off the guy. Yeah. Well, no, I was talking about girls. Well, yeah, I mean, if she goes up there and starts yanking on them fucking wrong hot dog, yeah. I mean, I see. I no, is it though? Nah. It's not like you're set up for failure. Okay. You know what? You should not be in that place. Yes, that's the first thing.

SPEAKER_01:

You should not be in that place. Now, what happens if the girl comes to your house, lays on your bed naked, and throws a little lettuce on her?

SPEAKER_00:

It's all right, baby. I just scorched a little ranch on her hair. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03:

She dumps a fucking thing of tuna on her belly. Yeah. She'll never know. It's gonna smell the same the last time I kissed you. Oh man. Oh, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01:

Something left in my beard. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02:

So the answer is probably no, dependent. I would say no-ish.

SPEAKER_03:

No, it's dependent. Well, it depends. I mean, it really does. Yeah, yeah. I mean, like there's there's people out in California that do that for a living. You know what I mean? There's some there's a guy and a chick out there right now making a living off of having food served off their body. Yep, exactly. I mean, they probably have panties on, whatever. You hope. Uh I I mean, I hope he does. Now, would you go to the male or the female?

SPEAKER_01:

Dude, you really want that hot dog over there.

SPEAKER_03:

Are you telling me if you walked up to a fucking buffet and some dude with just some huge ass shallong?

SPEAKER_04:

Okay.

SPEAKER_03:

Like, and and your wife's right behind you. Yeah, what are you gonna do? I'm like, baby, go up there. Are you really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

You'd be like, I just want to see her look at her face.

SPEAKER_03:

Go, and she'll be like, I'm with you. This motherfucker's got a fucking not even a banana, it's like a pretty what's the other one? Uh oh, what's the big one? The banana. Eggplant? Uh what symbol you mean? It was a play player in the banana. There's a banana and then there's a uh plant. Plantine. Plantine, yeah. Yeah, he's got a plantine fucking laying down there. You know what I mean? I'd be like, yeah, yeah, there you go, honey. It depends where she picks the food up from. Yeah, how close right off the fucking giraffe's balls right off of it. My throat hurts.

SPEAKER_02:

My belly hurts.

SPEAKER_01:

Rick's case, my butt hurts.

SPEAKER_04:

My butt hurts.

SPEAKER_01:

What do you think you would be a great phone sex operator?

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, dude, I would get into that. I would fucking so get into that. Yeah, yeah, I I think you would. No, like let me know. So I don't I don't even talk, I don't talk to people ever. Yeah. And then when I get on this show, I wake right up. You do, and I say that. I I guarantee if fucking if I was getting paid good money, I'd be like, hey, baby, oh yeah. Yeah, even if it was a dude, you know what I'd be I'd be like, hey, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah. Tell me what you like. You like yeah, you like getting your dick sucked? Oh fuck, yeah. I'll fucking rub this fucking. If I'm getting paid good money, I'll give a fuck. I'll be oh yeah. You want me to lick your butthole? I'll lick that button. Rick, stop here, yo. Oh, oh, you want to squirt a little bit? Y'all, you squirt all over this place, bitch. Yeah, fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

And then you bet, mmm.

SPEAKER_04:

Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, oh, see. Oh. Oh yeah. And it doesn't matter who you call sweetie, because I mean it can be. Oh, you want me to lick them toes? I'll lick them toes. I'll lick them toes all day long.

SPEAKER_01:

Someone's driving by and they're like, I miss my calling. I miss my calling. You did. Yeah. I really it's like you could have been a millionaire. Oh fuck yeah, I could have.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I think I would be good at it too. You? I wouldn't have the deal. Well, uh, yeah, I want to hear it. I want to hear it. Yeah, come on.

SPEAKER_02:

Hi, my name is No.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't see it. See now? I would no come on, baby. Yeah, let's get it all yellow.

SPEAKER_04:

Hi, my name is Ginger.

SPEAKER_03:

Hey, ginger. I got red hair, I got sprinkles for you.

SPEAKER_01:

And then you say all of a sudden, I got chunks for you.

SPEAKER_03:

And then all of a sudden, cops knock on my door.

SPEAKER_01:

Anyways, uh, last question here. For a hundred thousand dollars, would you drink a gallon of breast milk that your mom has been saving in the freezers?

SPEAKER_03:

Absolutely not. No, that's that's that's fucking absolutely that's that. I mean, I could do it. Wouldn't you take a sip though, just to see if it's still good?

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, I'm 50 years old, I can do it.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know about it. A hundred grand? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

I couldn't drink a gallon of it. I couldn't drink a gallon of it.

SPEAKER_01:

A gallon of a game.

SPEAKER_03:

But if my mom broke out frozen breast smoke from 50 years ago, you drink a gallon and go, I'll give you, you know, everything I own right now.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, you give if you give her, she's like, I'll give you 10,000 for a shot. One shot. One shot. I'd do 10,000 a shot. For a shot. That'd be rough. Dude, that'd be fucking that'd be rough.

SPEAKER_03:

That'd be kind of cheese, dude.

SPEAKER_02:

It would be chunky. It'd be fucking 50-year-old fucking titty milk. Oh fuck, that would that'd be so good.

SPEAKER_01:

That'd be a 10. Oh man. It'd be chunky. I couldn't even get it down, could you? Looking at it.

SPEAKER_02:

Chunk, chunk, chunk.

SPEAKER_03:

I wouldn't look at it. I wouldn't look at it. I wouldn't look at it either. I would just lick the cup.

SPEAKER_02:

I wouldn't look at it. I would just feel like a pop.

SPEAKER_03:

It'd be like a fucking uh jello shop.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh man, you're making my stomach wheezy. We gotta get on another subject.

SPEAKER_03:

Let's talk about this uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Just thinking about it.

SPEAKER_03:

You got me on jello just fucking the pudding pop.

SPEAKER_01:

It'd be like a pudding pop. Oh, that'd be frozen. Oh, it'd be a yeah, a pudding pop I could get down.

SPEAKER_03:

Do they even make pudding pops anymore? Oh, absolutely. I know people that make them all the time. No, I mean, not make them, but well, no, like they make alcohol pudding pops. Like jello shots.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, no, they're putting shots.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

But I was thinking the frozen.

SPEAKER_03:

I mean, they're usually with breast milk, chunky, cottage teeth.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay, what about this beer?

SPEAKER_03:

Uh I think it's good. Uh it's high wire, 10 W40, 8% or dude. It's it's good, it's a good beer. I I believe it's a good beer. Once you get past the bitterness a little bit, yeah, but we had we had some kind of mixture there with our drinking water and a sour.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, that kind of threw it off a little bit.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. I at the end of the day, I I believe it's a good pumpkin beer. You know slight pumpkin, though, wouldn't you say? Slight pumpkin, a lot of chocolate. Yeah, it's a stout. Yeah. But it's a it's like a pumpkin stout. Ish. Yeah. Um I'm thinking eight.

SPEAKER_01:

Were you thinking eight? God damn. Damn, that's why I said earlier.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, yeah. That's we're too scary how to. We need to we gotta start bouncing back and forth. Yeah, and I'm glad you yelled that out.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, because I don't want people to think I'm just copying you all the time.

SPEAKER_03:

No, exactly. But I thought eight. I'm like I'm good with an eight. I'm so good with an eight.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, and that's where I think it is. Not bad. I wouldn't, I wouldn't necessarily Jason keep creep this.

SPEAKER_03:

No, yeah, no, because it's and it's definitely not princess.

SPEAKER_01:

No, no, no, no. Um because of the bitter, right? You you know what? Yes. See, even you know what the princess flavor is. Absolutely. Like, yeah, like, well, I mean, it's been long enough. I know women. Hey, let me ask you this. Remember that one show, there was a show a long time ago. You guys princessed everything. Princess, princess, princess, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

That was how we did that, but that was just because you weren't here. I know. So we're like, yeah, yeah, give it a princess. Tell all these bitches to drink it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I make this one myself.

SPEAKER_03:

Princess Princesses. I mean, I normally, you know, tell them I'm a princess and drink it all. I tell them, I'm a prince. I'll be a I'll I'll be a princess. I don't give a shit. Tell me what you are. You drink it. You drink it, you drink it.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, so we give this a solid eight. Um, there is was there any trust me?

SPEAKER_03:

They were both good, but that that um I sour because we gave it a try. I would think I I think that's a trust me, dude. If you could find it, I don't know if I don't think it's out and about, honestly. Like, you're not gonna find it unless you go to the brewery or something. Yeah. But if if they have a sour, they're doing killer on their sours. Some of their other beers I was kind of questionable on, but yeah, I mean, there's at the end of the day, they're doing a good job. Yeah, you got good good.

SPEAKER_01:

Whatever. Um, another reason to drink?

SPEAKER_03:

Uh fucking weather, dude.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, it makes you know.

SPEAKER_03:

It's pretty much all we do. All weather. Weather. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm I'm excited. I'm gonna do that pork. I'm gonna do a uh pork butt, and I'm gonna do it like the Carolina um vinegar base. So that's my other reason to drink. I'm excited to do that and see if it works.

SPEAKER_03:

And I forgot about I was gonna do I was gonna try to do a jalapeno meatball, a jalapeno popper meatball. It has a little cream cheese in the cheese in the middle.

SPEAKER_01:

I like how everything's chopped up. Yeah. Special man sauce. A little man sauce. Yeah, you think that's cream cheese? A little dribble, just a little bit. Make sure you give Bobby one. Mine's Jason. Mine's stick. Kind of like that kind of cheese, mom's milk. Anyways, uh, any last thoughts? Don't drink it drive. And God bless y'all. We'll see you next week.

SPEAKER_04:

Yep.