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This Biscuit Tastes Like Foot (But We Kept Drinking)

• Bill & Rick • Season 6 • Episode 35

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The night started simple—two brown ales, side by side—and turned into a full-on fall flavor map. We cracked Civil Rivalry’s First Down Brown and Alesmith’s English nut brown to see how cocoa, caramel, bitterness, and biscuit actually show up in the glass. One poured darker with a chocolate-forward core and a clean, bitter snap; the other drifted lighter, smoother, and bready, warming into hints of cocoa when served at the right temp. If you’ve ever wondered why “biscuit” gets tossed around on labels—or how 21 IBUs can make a malt beer feel more alive—we break it down in plain language.

Between pours, we wandered into the good stuff: golf as stealth cardio, winterizing gear, and the chaos of wildlife run-ins from horse-to-dog stare-downs to the nightmare of moose on backroads. A skunk story became surprisingly useful—coffee grounds for rooms, a proven peroxide–baking soda–Dawn mix for pets, and a quick note on reversing fan airflow so you don’t perfume your house with trouble. We also talk pumpkin beer burnout and why brown ales might be the smarter fall choice: rich enough to feel seasonal, restrained enough to drink all night, and killer with smoked meat, stroganoff, or aged gouda.

By the end, we call a winner. First Down Brown edges out with deeper cocoa and just-right bitterness; the Alesmith nut brown earns props for smooth drinkability and food pairing potential. Looking for your next fall fridge staple? Start here, then tell us where you land—cocoa-forward keeper or biscuit-smooth sipper.

Enjoyed the tasting? Follow, rate, and share the show. Drop your favorite fall brown ale in a review so we can put it on the list next week.

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SPEAKER_01:

Welcome back to another reason to drink. This is your hostess with the Moses, Princess, and my other hoast. Ricky Rick is in the house. How are we doing, guys? He was paw. Pause because nobody said side kicker.

SPEAKER_02:

Who the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01:

He looked around the table. Beer winch is out today, so if we struggle with the board today, it's because I'm multitasking. Multitask.

SPEAKER_00:

She had to work earlier, pull.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Because it, you know, it's uh last, it's getting towards the end of um Oktoberfest. I think this weekend's the last weekend. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think, or it was last weekend. But anyways, we're we're doing a little bit of different thing here. We're gonna do uh Al Smith. No, Lsmith uh Brewing Company. We're doing a nut brown, it's a brown ale. Um it actually is five point uh five percent alcohol, and basically they say this is uh tribute to our favorite English style uh deep mahogany and color with rich notes of biscuit and cocoa. But we're gonna do that on the second half because uh I purchased this earlier, so it needs to chill a little bit. But then Rick, what do you what Rick got to say?

SPEAKER_02:

You would think with it being a nut brown, there would be more cocoa in it?

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know. Never mind.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know where you're going. It was gonna get bad, never mind. It was gonna get bad. I don't know how to edit this. I know, I know. I was just gonna I was like, eh, I better not. Never mind.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

And we're doing a biscuit in it. Yeah, I don't understand the biscuit.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, let me tell you, it never well, maybe this one might taste like a biscuit, but they never do.

SPEAKER_02:

No, no, that's what I didn't like. The cocoa, I could understand. I can understand the cocoa, but chocolatey flavor. Yeah, but like a nut brown. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Biscuit. I mean cocoa. What you got for? Uh we are doing a civil rivalry brewing. We're actually gonna do this first. We've done multiple of these guys. Yeah. Uh, I seen this, it was called first down brown. First down brown. First down brown. It's almost uh is the first down browns. I don't know, I don't think. Well, because they're Ohio. Yeah, yeah, they're Ohio craft beer. So they it very could be because but we don't get them, so I don't know why they would call that. What do you mean, no? We don't get many first downs. No. I get it, I get it.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm like, what brown? Yeah, you know, they say Cleveland was the only uh team, Cleveland Browns was the only team named after a coach.

SPEAKER_02:

I I just seen all that. Yeah, you see. And you did you see that uh like uh that guy was the first one who actually started a playbook and watching and watching film? He's the one who started all that. That's probably why and that's why I evidently they got away from it. Uh-huh. You know, because we don't win. No, we don't win. So we're they evidently they don't.

SPEAKER_01:

And then he said in 1946 we won the um championship. Yeah, yeah. Back then, before the NFL.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Back then we were we were a legit team. Like uh, we won a bunch of shit. But ever since the NFL came out, then we haven't done shit.

SPEAKER_01:

No wins for you.

SPEAKER_02:

Get off this is get off your couch and into the game with this first down brown. First down brown. First down, go down brown.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm gonna try it.

SPEAKER_02:

What was it?

SPEAKER_01:

Five percent.

SPEAKER_02:

It this is six percent.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh so it's kind of it's kinda like we're trying it, we're trying uh two different brown ale. So we're going to we're going to brown town tonight.

SPEAKER_02:

That's like licking the ass right there. Is it really?

SPEAKER_01:

It's gonna take a minute.

SPEAKER_02:

No, stop it.

SPEAKER_01:

It's gonna take a minute. It's gonna take a minute. Switching from that pumpkin, I was drinking a jack okay.

SPEAKER_02:

It definitely has that brown taste to it.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, like you're licking like chicken.

SPEAKER_02:

Sorry. You're crazy, man.

SPEAKER_01:

It is dark though.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it's a very dark brown.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm curious what the other one's gonna look like because that one said caramel color, right?

SPEAKER_02:

No, it's the mahogany. No, it said mahogany. That looks like mahogany. This is mahogany.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, so it's probably gonna be very close.

SPEAKER_02:

They're gonna be really close to, but I don't mind this.

SPEAKER_01:

It's starting to grow.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, I actually don't mind this at all. Yeah, you normally like the browns. I like I like browns. Yeah. And the reds. Yeah, they just work a little better. I mean, no, I mean, like it gets me going. You know what I mean? Like six percenters, six. Five percenters, yeah. They just work a little better.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, so well, the reds, you like reds, though.

SPEAKER_02:

I really like reds.

SPEAKER_01:

That's your favorite, though. Yes, but reds will have more of a caramel flavor.

SPEAKER_02:

They have more, yes, absolutely. They have more of a car, a deep, deeper caramel flavor. This has a slight caramel flavor. Slight. Yeah, it's got a little bitterness to it, though. A little bit. Browns are. Did it have IBUs on it? It did have IBUs on it.

SPEAKER_01:

I can't tilt the tilt 21. 21. Yeah, that makes about sense. Yeah, 21 IBUs. Yeah, it does make sense. Anyways, Ricky, what's going on in Ricky's world?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, not this weekend. Not a whole lot. Like it has been a pretty slow week. Um, played a little golf, did a little dance, got down tonight.

SPEAKER_01:

Let's get down tonight.

SPEAKER_02:

I knew that was coming there.

SPEAKER_01:

Everybody listening knows nursing it in the car. There they go.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh so no, not a whole lot. You know, I I did take today off uh just because I got hours to burn up and started doing a little winterizing, getting water out of the camper and shit like that, getting ready to button it up for the year. Um, you know, we've had great weather, so yeah, it's getting a little chilly.

SPEAKER_01:

We even got a little yeah, it's getting a little chilly, and we even had a little bit of rain, which helped.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. So but yeah, other than that, uh it's been kind of a slow down week.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. We I mean, we did get to golf. We've been golfing a lot lately. A lot lately. A lot. I call it exercising because you're doing walking. Lifting really your golf card.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I'm picking up that little ball. I gotta bend over and get the ball. Yeah, that's a lot of work.

SPEAKER_01:

No, um, same for me. It's just work, work, work. Yeah, I mean, man, work's been crazy. So we've been doing that. But um, I wanted to tell you though, um, I was driving home today. Not home, I was coming here actually. And when I was driving, there was this little puppy that, or this dog that ran out, and it got like right on the edge of the road where that, you know, like the white line. Okay. So it it ran up the driveway and it got right there. All of a sudden, this horse, big horse comes up, right? Runs right to the the right to the edge because the fence goes right up there, and did something to that, like, you know, all like uh like you know, tail up, you know, going and comes running right up there and looks at that damn dog, right? And then that dog jumps around and runs back, right? And then the horse looks at it and watches it and then follows it back. It was like that horse ran up there. Wow, that's fucking crazy. Yeah, like and the way that horse was acting, like looking at that dog and everything.

SPEAKER_02:

Like could you imagine you hitting a horse in their car, though?

SPEAKER_01:

No, not that one, that one was huge.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I couldn't imagine hitting like it's like hitting a moose. Yeah what I mean. Like, I like I could never like we went up to Maine one time and like I was scared to death, kind of like, especially because I that's when I had my little uh cross trick. Oh, yeah. And we were up in backcountry woods. Oh, you hit a like I could not imagine hitting a moose, dude. You would be dead. Yeah, I I mean, especially in a lot of people that died. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, especially a little car like that, just taking out the legs. Yeah, I mean, you're literally just take you're taking out the legs and it's just landing in your front seat.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, horns and all that. Yeah, horns, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, because where we were camping at, we actually woke up one morning and there was one like right across this little pond that we were camping on. Wow. And just standing. That means you got bear up there too. Oh, absolutely, yeah. Yeah, yeah, there's definitely bear.

SPEAKER_01:

I'd rather deal with the moose, but I heard they can be they can be mean. Yeah, they can be mean and shit. Yeah, they yeah, they can they'll attack. Yeah, I heard that too. But the the um horse was fenced in though. It wasn't he was in his own. He wasn't, okay, but it went all the way to the road, the uh fence. Okay.

SPEAKER_02:

But I so now I had on my way home yesterday, I was driving down on my way home, whatever, and uh dude, right on the side of the road was a calf. A calf? A calf alive though? Yeah, wow, yeah. Like he got out of the fence. Yeah, there was two of them who were kind of right on the edge of the road. Somehow they got out of the fence. Um evidently the farmer didn't know yet, you know what I mean? Because like the big cows were still in the fence.

SPEAKER_01:

They were looking at it.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I was like, I was like, oh, I'm glad that fucker didn't. I mean, yeah, then again, that's yeah, I'd have thrown that thing in the back of my truck.

SPEAKER_01:

Quick good. That's that's veal, right? Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, veal. Yeah, that's veal, yeah. Yeah, no, that's that's what you call that. What's that meat? The Japanese meat. What is it? The wagu. Yeah, they massaged it. Yeah, I would have massaged that.

SPEAKER_02:

I'd have brought it right here and fucking made made a nice little cow rogue. That's what we ate tonight. Yeah. I wonder why it was so tender. I did do uh beef stroke me off. Stroke me off, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

It tasted full cream, full cream, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it's yeah, yeah. I did put a little bit of my mayonnaise in it. Yeah, he said it was a little too much whiskey sauce. A little washer sister sauce. Yeah, watch your sister sauce. Wash your sister sauce. You never heard that? No, that's funny. Watch your sister sauce. Wash your sister sauce. That's pretty funny. But no, that I think that turned out. I thought it turned out pretty good. I like I he smoked it. He smoked a London broil and then cut that up and threw it in it. It was real tender. Yeah, it was it was a lot tender. I've never smoked a London broil. And I haven't either, yeah. I was just like, oh well, fuck it. We'll try it. You did it on Traeger?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, yeah. That came out good.

SPEAKER_02:

250. Really? 250 for two hours. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 275. For two hours. For two hours.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

And that was pretty quick. And it and dude, it was tender. It was like medium rare, maybe a little more higher rare, but I figure I'm cooking it more while I'm you know, yeah, you're gonna cook it more. With all that, yeah, it was good. It was good.

SPEAKER_01:

I thought it turned out, gave it a good taste. Yeah, it was pretty good. Yeah, yeah. The um, I also want to tell you this. You ever have like this happened to me earlier in the week? Um, I I went to bed, I was sleeping, and I'm dreaming that I'm meeting one of our cousins, which was weird, meeting them, and we're sitting there talking, and they're building a house. So they're digging out the footers, right? Okay. I don't know why, but they're digging and then we're talking. And I said, Wow, you're only 2.2 miles away from me, which is weird why I said 2.2, you know. And I said, Well, it's getting kind of dark. We're gonna go home. We're gonna head home, right? So me and Kat get in the car, and for some reason Kat's in the backseat. I don't know why, but we're we're driving home and it starts raining. And I'm like, I can't see the road, it's not bright, it's not, you know what I mean? I'm having trouble seeing because of the um the rain and the dark, and it's like I'm wondering if the headlights are working or not. And then um, we're going up and down hills, you know. I'm like, what the heck? I can't see, can't help me here. And then the next thing I know is like, for real, you're back there getting high. What the heck? You're choking, you're killing me out of here. And then I woke up, right? And I realized a skunk had squirried outside, and that smell, because we had a fan on, was pulling it all in the bedroom. Holy shit, I had to get up. I literally cat was like, what the heck? I had to get up and turn the fan around to clean the room. Right, right, right. And uh, it was just weird how you had the dream and then turned it turned into it. Yeah, and I was thinking it was pot. Right, you know, and it's funny because today I was at work and um my brother was like, Hey, be careful. There's a skunk right on just before you get to your work. It's on the left-hand driver's side, right?

SPEAKER_02:

Right, right.

SPEAKER_01:

And I said, he said he ran over it. He was joking, he was like, you know, and I come up and sure enough, I seen it, you know, I went around it, but oh man, it did fill up my car. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

And I was like, Oh, dude, I've been seeing a lot of them around, a lot of them, like not so much out this way, but sharding everywhere. Every time I go into shardin, like uh it's just yeah, they're everywhere.

SPEAKER_01:

And yeah, so I missed it, but I actually had to roll my windows down because they'd be it was fresh, it was fresh, it was fresh. Yeah, I pulled in the the um work. I go into the the work, I go in for a meeting real quick. I come out of my meeting, I'm walking around to my office. Well, around my office, I have kind of an outside door that people go in and out. All of a sudden, one guy is like, What is that? Is someone getting high in here or something? And I get down there and you can smell the skunk because it's on all these people's vehicles, right? Right, right, right. Yeah, I'm like, holy shit. Yeah, and I did too because the one guy kind of looked at me like, I'm like, it's not me, hi, it's the skunk. No, I'm high as shit.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh, just to get out of it where you know Billy's walking in with dreadlocks the next day.

SPEAKER_01:

Like, yeah, it wasn't me. It wasn't me. I'm bald, but it wasn't me. I just dreadlock my beard. Dreadlock your beard. Yeah, yeah. That'd be nasty. Everything you eat sticks in it.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh have you ever had your I know you got dogs, like you got three dogs. Yeah, you ever had one of them get hit?

SPEAKER_01:

No, when you oh no, no, no. No, I want to knock on wood that they don't. Yeah, yeah, I know. Dude, that's that's horrible. People say you could take uh peroxide, Dawn, and wine and water, that's the best thing.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, spray bottle or whatever, or wash it. That was the best thing. Um that and then uh put coffee in your house.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, the soap, the orange.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, the open, like open it up and just set things of coffee around your smell out of your fucking house. Because uh I can't remember if Bruno got hit or was your dog prior? No, it Bruno. I can't remember if he got hit or uh your brother's wife. Oh, got hit? Or something something happened and he came in the house like and fucking oh dude, the house stunk bad, bad forever, dude. And like we didn't know about the coffee trick. I just found that out because somebody else's dog at work got hit, and they said they just opened up coffee and it took it away within like a day. Wow, that's pretty well.

SPEAKER_01:

I heard I I didn't this is the first time I heard of the uh peroxide type thing. You know, I didn't know that. A lot of people like, oh, the tomato juice, yeah. The tomato juice don't work.

SPEAKER_02:

No, it's the dawn peroxide and water. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know what the mixture is, but yeah, it just I asked, I said, won't the peroxide hurt the puppy or whatever? No, and they're like, no. The one lady said she used straight up peroxide, and I'm like, dude, we look, what color is the dog? You know, the one was it a blonde dog? And it she's like, no, it's he's black, you know, he's got black and brown and white, you know. And I'm like, it didn't bleach. Yeah, you would think it would bleach anything. Like, huh? Not like where we put it in our hair and you go on bleaching. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They said it it worked, but um, I remember one time Kat was having a dream, and um, I can't remember, but I farted, right? And it woke her up and it was like in her dream, you know what I mean? Like she stepped in poop or something like that. Oh, yeah, and you know, but it was kind of weird how sometimes them smells will change your whole thing.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, she's looking between her toes or whatever, like she's she's like, I need to take a shower.

SPEAKER_01:

I felt her wiping it on me.

SPEAKER_02:

She's smearing it on me. She's dreaming about a brown ale on her foot.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm trying to drink this stuff.

SPEAKER_00:

I don't want to think of it as poop.

SPEAKER_01:

No. Um, this one actually, now that I given it a minute, it's good, dude. It's it's pretty good. It's pretty good. I mean, I ain't gonna lie, coming off the jack-o to this was like yeah, going from pumpkin to yeah, but it's which I don't did we do a jack o this year? Not on the show. We didn't, yeah. We've been drinking it, but yeah, we drink it. I bought a six-pack because I know it's gonna be short.

SPEAKER_02:

It's gonna be running out here. I'm surprised it's still around, to be honest. I was surprised to see it. Yeah, yeah. They must have ran a little more this year.

SPEAKER_01:

You know what also you see a lot around, but I don't really care for is that uh whole hog.

SPEAKER_02:

Mm-hmm. Yeah. I still see I actually still see quite a few pumpkins around, which is surprising. Because normally because normally on the show we we're we're out, yeah. You know what I mean? Like give it a week more, and or we're gonna start seeing what because we never oh we're gonna see Christmas here in a fucking minute. But yeah, just I mean, I think there were we didn't do a whole lot of pumpkins this year.

SPEAKER_01:

Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh just because we've done them. We I like them. That's probably my favorite. Yeah, yeah. Uh but like we didn't I didn't pick up any of the southern tier, which there's still a shit ton of them out. I can grab them. I I can get them if we can probably should we do do one southern tier next week, maybe. Yeah, maybe do pumpkin or something. Yeah, because they got they got they got all kinds of them. They got a bunch of they got a maple one now, a pumpkin maple.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, I uh I didn't see that. I seen a caramel. Didn't we do a caramel apple or caramel? I think two years ago, maybe. Maybe, yeah. I'll have to check. But you know what's funny is I'm seeing so many of these browns.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah, I've seen a lot of brown, which is kind of new, yeah. I mean, not that a brown ale's new, but so many for being out in the fall. Yeah. Which I mean, I don't mind it in the fall.

SPEAKER_01:

No, I think would you do it more in the fall or the spring? I would do it more in the fall, yeah. I would too. You know, more of the leaves are brown, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Everything's coming out, everything's brown, bugging. Everything's dying. Yeah, might as well have a brown ale.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, it makes me think of like uh when you when you a lot of times they'll say nut brown, right? Or whatever like that. But it often makes me think of like right now, you got all the acorns, and nuts, everything. Everything's fucking. That's why I think it hits, you know. But this first down brown, uh, you know, they played the brown ale. You know, that that's a good play on that.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't mind it. I think it's pretty good. What would you rate it? Should we rate this? Yeah, we better. I'm on my style.

SPEAKER_01:

And I'm about I'm about to switch back to the jack o here. Yeah, um I mean, right here, it's got some words on it. It says, let me on the side. I read half of it. Oh, yeah, you probably did. Oh, it talks about the hops and that, but it says two rows chocolate, roasted barley, pale rye, and caramel 20 liters. I don't know what that I think that says 20 L. Caramel 20L?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. What do you think? 22 liters.

SPEAKER_02:

So they tell you exactly what they did to make it.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, there's the recipe. Yeah. I don't know what two rows.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I don't know what that is. Maybe that's a oh well, that's a malt.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, malt, two rows.

SPEAKER_02:

Two row malt.

SPEAKER_01:

Two row malt. And over there, the hops. Bravo, and I don't even know how they say that, continental. Yeah. Continental? Sentinental. Something like that. I don't know if that's C E or C. I can't read it. It's C E. Oh. It's pretty good though. It's not bad. What would you now? Do you want to wait to rate this until we have the other one? Because they're both brown ale. Um you want to do a let's do a preliminary.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I'll I'll throw it out there. Right. Like, I I'm gonna say an eight. Like, I mean, it was good. I I'll give it, I'll give it somewhat high. It has a good chocolate. It's got a good chocolate, slight caramel. It does have a little bit of bitterness on the back, but I was kind of expecting that.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, I would I would think the same.

SPEAKER_02:

No, I think they're I the Sybil Rivalry has really been doing a good job with their beers. I mean, I don't think we've really had a bad one from them.

SPEAKER_01:

No, but uh I I want to say we never really typically have a bad one, but some of them are average score. They're yeah, they're not they're not peak performer. No, like I don't ever recall, maybe.

SPEAKER_02:

Possibly. I mean, because they do make a lot of time.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, those are great. They're all great, they're all great, all beers are great. If it's wet, it's great, it's good.

SPEAKER_01:

But yeah, um, you gave it an eight. Um, let me see. Let me see. Let me take one more live. I can see the eight.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I'm uh I mean I can see the eight. But I'm very curious to see what the next one.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

So now that uh with that being a nut brown what don't they I don't know. No, this is just a regular American brown ale. Yeah, brown brown ale. Yours is an English.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_02:

English it's an English nut brown ale. So I'm kind of were I'm kind of wondering how that's gonna taste. Taste. Yeah. Looking forward to it, especially with biscuits and collard greens.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, no collard. Oh, sorry. Cocoa. Yeah. Well, they I can see where they get the cocoa in this one.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_01:

You can definitely say cocoa on this one, do they?

SPEAKER_02:

No, it does not.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, but you do get a cocoa flavor.

SPEAKER_02:

You get it, well, they got the caramel, so I don't know if that with the hops and everything turns it more into a cocoa flavor-ish. I can definitely taste a little bit of the caramel.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, yeah. Definitely with it. Well, the only way to go is the only way to figure out figure it out is get into the next one. So we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back. We'll see you in a second.

unknown:

Yep.

SPEAKER_01:

Welcome back. I hope you have a nice, ice, cold one like we do. We do. We do, we do. So we got this nut brown ale. Nut brown. See that one popped nice. I have a brownie. Oh, it smells smell it though. Oh, it smells like foot. Brown nut. Smells like foot. Does it? Oh, you got your foot over on me. Take your foot off on me.

SPEAKER_02:

Sorry, that's me. I can't smell it for some reason.

SPEAKER_01:

Ooh. No, that's a little different. That is different. Ooh, that won't take a minute. This whole show is gonna take a minute.

SPEAKER_02:

I think it needed to be a little colder, too. Yeah. What? Yeah, I don't know if I can do it. The English style is a little different. It is different. Let's give it a minute because we're coming off American. I taste the biscuit. Like an air biscuit.

SPEAKER_01:

It tastes what? But look at the color. So here I have a little bit. See how dark that is? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

This one's more of a like a tan? Yeah. Like a light brown. Yeah. The other one's more of a darker cocoa looking brown. I prefer the cocoa flavor one. Yeah. I don't get the cocoa on this yet.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, this is more like Hawaiian, and the other one was more like African.

unknown:

No.

SPEAKER_00:

Hawaiian. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01:

You mean color wise? Color wise, yes. Oh. So uh I don't know. I don't get no cocoa flavor. Do you know the difference? That's more mild, though. Do you know the difference? Oh, I don't know the difference.

SPEAKER_02:

What's the difference? Do you know the difference between a gay guy committing suicide and a straight guy committing suicide? No, I know. The bite marks on the barrel.

SPEAKER_03:

That ain't right. Oh man. It's going to hell.

SPEAKER_02:

So do you know the difference? I don't know. Because so what's I don't know. You know how you can smell good weed from across the room? Okay, yeah. Yeah. You don't want to have the same thing from pussy. Yeah. That wasn't supposed to be a difference thing. What's the difference between good weed and good pussy? Oh. The weed you smell across the room. Yeah, you don't want you don't want to smell the yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

No, you ain't you ain't smelling good pussy across the room.

SPEAKER_02:

No, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. So do you know the difference between snow men and snow women? No. The snowballs. That is true. Should have saved that one for winter. Yeah. But I had I did have one more. Um fuck. I just looked at them.

SPEAKER_01:

You just did.

SPEAKER_02:

But you gave out three. I gave out three. I said I only had three, but then I remembered that one.

SPEAKER_01:

Do you um as you drink this? It it the flavor's changing, isn't it? A little bit. A little bit.

SPEAKER_02:

It's actually getting closer to that.

SPEAKER_01:

But I had more cocoa in the first down brown. Yes. Definitely. And it was that one seemed a little bit more bitter, the first one.

SPEAKER_02:

The first one did, yes. This one's going a little bit smoother. It goes a little smoother. I yeah, you don't have that bitterness on the back.

SPEAKER_01:

But I don't know if I like it more.

SPEAKER_02:

Does that make sense? Yes. Yeah. It does make sense. So you're completely right on the whole bitterness. It's not there. It's not there. It's not there is no bitterness. No.

SPEAKER_01:

Now I forgot to ask, would you Jason Keeper Creep the first one?

SPEAKER_02:

I probably would. Actually, yeah, I would. Which button? Which button's Jason Creeper Keeper? Oh, right there.

SPEAKER_01:

You gotta look at it.

SPEAKER_02:

Did she have them wrote down?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. This is me. Oh no. I wouldn't say Princess though. No. No. I don't know what this one is. Oh, this is crickets. We haven't used crickets. What's the other ones? Like, what's the red one? Oh, that's the intro. Oh. The orange ones. Oh me. I think that one's funny. And then this one is. I'm a little bit drunk. A little bit drunk. And this is 10. Oh, yeah. And story time. Oh, speaking about story time, you want to get in it. Oh, we haven't done what? Oh, that used to be the that used to be the stripper pole. Yeah. Yeah, that's what. Yeah, yeah. Back in the day. But now in the old school. Yeah, now we got it. Ricky's bad.

SPEAKER_02:

Back when we were doing underground. Underground. Underground stuff. Oh, here comes Veronica. Dripping down the screen. Watch out for her snail trail. Slip on it.

SPEAKER_01:

That was back in the day. Yeah, but good days. Anyways, we're going to go into Ricky's bad choices. Are you ready, Ric? I'm always ready. I'm going to shuffle on. I'm so good at them. They are good. No, I ain't going to start off with that one. Are you ready? It's in there. You guys will get it. Would you watch your parents have sex for$25,000? Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_02:

There is no way I don't think you could pay me enough to watch me. It's not a little butt. You haven't seen my butt? Oh man. No, I absolutely would not want to see that. No, if I accidentally walked in on it, do I get$25,000? Well, then I should already have like$70,000 right now.

SPEAKER_01:

Not$75,$70. No,$70,000.

SPEAKER_02:

Because the one time I closed the door really quickly.

SPEAKER_01:

You only have to partial pay on that one, right? Yeah. Yeah, I would agree with you. I wouldn't want to watch my parents have sex. Have you ever hired a stripper for a party? I have not.

SPEAKER_02:

I have not. Were you at one, maybe? I've been to one. Oh. I have I've been to one. Um, not really. It was kind of weird. Different, huh? It's fucking weird. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like she was a male stripper.

unknown:

No.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm a cop. I'm a cop man. No. I'm a garbage man. Garbage man.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm here to take the trash out. Taking the trash out. No, I can smell you across the room.

SPEAKER_02:

It was fucking weird. Like, yeah. Like I didn't didn't even really enjoy it. You know what I mean? Because it wasn't like a good atmosphere.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

You know what I mean? Like when you go to a strip club. Kind of aw. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, everybody's there for that.

SPEAKER_02:

For that. You know what I mean? You're there, and like this was just in some random guy's living room. Yeah. I mean, kudos to these girls that can do it. But I mean, yeah, she broke out toys, and wow. I'm like, yeah, but we're all just there's there's 15 of us just taking me too. I just I would be off right now, but I yeah, I it was kind of fucking weird because it wasn't dark or anything. You know what I mean? It's not a dark room. You're you're sitting in some guy's living room just staring across the way, going, look at her take that. You're making eye contact with God.

SPEAKER_00:

It's fucking weird, dude.

SPEAKER_02:

I didn't like it. I didn't care for it one bit. I did not care for it.

SPEAKER_01:

I couldn't do it. I mean, you're looking across the room, you're like, I mean, how do you act? I mean, at least we go to stripper, it's dark. It's dark. You can care about yourself.

SPEAKER_02:

And you got like a table, and you're just facing the tents and the ass. No, in a living room, like you got pictures of mom on the wall, and you know what I mean? It's like, it was fucking weird. I didn't like it. I didn't care. I didn't stay long. I was like, here's my cheesy potatoes. Have a good night, guys. Why is everybody reaching over to each other? Yeah, it's like, okay, we're getting ready to do a fucking circle jerk here on this poor lady. It's about to rain. This poor daughter of some guy who's just sitting there fucking diddling herself.

SPEAKER_01:

It would be weird because it is. Yeah, because it's a bright room. It's a bright ass room. Yeah, it's like you all have moonlight.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, we're all just standing there with beers in our hand going, uh. Oh. And then there was one guy who like the bachelor got he sat down on a chair. And he's getting all the dances. Yeah, he's getting all the dances, whatever. You know what I mean? And then her fucking uh, you know, they take a bouncer with them, you know, a security with them. And uh, you know, he's just standing at the door fucking staring at everybody too. You know, like it was just it was odd. It was weird. It was fucking odd, dude. Like it was yeah, here's my premium potatoes. Yeah, here's I was like, yeah, here's my fucking video. I'm out, dude. Like, I don't, I yeah, I can't see me staying here much longer.

SPEAKER_01:

Okay, would you date someone who made half as much money as you do? That's a stupid question.

SPEAKER_02:

That's a dumbass question. Like, yeah, I would yeah, I don't care about money. Yeah, as long as she ain't taking mine.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, wait, it says would you wait, you woman who took half bitch? Go get a job. Go make your money. I know living rooms.

SPEAKER_02:

I know where there's some living rooms you can dance in.

SPEAKER_01:

What's that shirt that you have? You're only temporary. What is it? I don't date women, I only foster them.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I'm only fostering women until they find their forever home. I'd foster a fucking$20,000 chick for a while.$20,000 a year.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

It's part-time. She's part-time, part-time. Okay, this is the last question, ready? Do you think you masturbate more than the average person? I think you do.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know. Like, what does the average person fucking masturbate? Once a day. Well, see, I would say no. I I would say I'm a good once a day or once so you're average. Yeah, I like an average. I don't know what average is. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I I could, but there is some days that I'm an overachiever. That's the one category. I'm overachiever. I'm an overachiever on fucking some days. I'll tell you that right now.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm afraid to eat around here.

SPEAKER_02:

You should be. Yep. I mean, no, I'm probably a once a probably once, twice a week. Yeah. Type guy.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, I mean, when you're younger. Yeah. When you're young, you look at a chick, like yeah, yeah. Whatever. But dude, I mean, our phones are just walking porn hubs now. Yeah, they are. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Old tickety talk is like just always showing tits and everything. It's like ticks and ass. Yeah, bouncing. Yeah. Like, uh, huh, I'm kind of bored. I got a minute. I got I got 30 seconds. I can waste 30 seconds on my day.

SPEAKER_01:

No one's around.

SPEAKER_02:

Right.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm alone. Let me go over here real quick.

SPEAKER_02:

Like how you say, I'm bored. I like I like to stand in the window though when I do it. Look at the neighbor, stare at the neighbor. Hey. Give him that face. My old face. Oh. Just see me shaking.

SPEAKER_01:

The neighbor's like, why is he always going?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, why is he always got his mouth open and his head shaking really fast?

SPEAKER_01:

It only lasts real quick, though.

SPEAKER_02:

This fucking guy's weird.

SPEAKER_01:

He is weird. He's always cleaning that window.

SPEAKER_02:

I like to run out in the woods real quick. Just hide behind a tree. Just it's so that way they can see me, like just peeping over here. I know. I just like fucking with them. She just probably enjoys it. She's probably over there, like, oh, here he comes. It's funny, dude. I'll walk out to the living room, like, I'm like, I don't think they can see in here. You know what I mean? Well, it depends if you have the the front windows. The front windows, but uh during the day, oh, I went to the window. You can't, you know what I mean? So like I'll like, and I always have my front door open, which is just a big glass door. But like I'll walk out, you know, in the morning, fucking just in my underwear or fucking no underwear or whatever, just walking around, whatever. I mean, you've home. Yeah, I'm like, I wonder if these fuckers can see me. I say I should be a little more cautious about it, but I'm like, I think if you had drawers on, I wouldn't see right. Yeah, I don't think you can, yeah. Yeah, and you ain't seeing my dick from all the way across the room. I mean, they'd have a hard time seeing my dick fucking from across the table. I was telling Rick, I can't see my dick over my belly button or my belly. I know, so that like I it's a baby. It's always a surprise. Yeah, it's always like, oh my god, it is kind of big.

SPEAKER_01:

Damn, it's looking at me. Anyways, I would not say I masturbate more than the average person.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I don't know what the average person masturbates.

SPEAKER_01:

And I mean, if you're thinking your head that you do, then that means you're doing it a lot.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I mean, I I mean, you're I'm not a married guy, so I'm probably doing it more than a married guy. Well, it depends. Well, it depends, yeah, yeah. A married guy not liking his wife, yeah, or she don't put out whatever. Yeah, you know, I mean, uh yeah, I'm I'm probably an average whacker. Just the just the average whacker. I would say not the only cheaper whacker. I mean, I don't put it in cupcakes and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_00:

You don't put it in your cheesy potatoes that you take to work.

SPEAKER_02:

No, did you hear about that fucking teacher?

SPEAKER_01:

Uh-uh. It was it was a while back. Male teacher or a female?

SPEAKER_02:

Uh it was both. Oh.

SPEAKER_01:

So that's kind of interesting.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, she was fucking her husband was jerking off in the fucking batter mix? Batter mix, and fucking she was taking it to school and feeding it to the kids. Damn, that's nasty. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I think they're in prison for a minute. Yeah, how did they get caught though? That's the question. One of the kids ended up pregnant. No, no, I don't know. I was like, I know, I don't know. It's like something leaked out, or uh, the kid was like, This tastes funny, and yeah, I yeah, I don't know. Yeah, like but yeah, they were both kind of, I think I don't know if she was fucking squirting it too and whatever.

SPEAKER_01:

Why does the cupcake smell like fish?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like why is this a tuna cupcake? Is this chocolate and tuna?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, chocolate tastes funny.

SPEAKER_02:

Mommy, yeah, it ruined all kinds of kids. Yeah, you know, like the ones she'll never eat a cupcake again, yeah, or swallow cum.

SPEAKER_01:

I would damn it, damn it. There goes my chances. I mean, if someone I knew that did that in a cupcake, I would probably struggle to eat a cupcake or even cake.

SPEAKER_02:

I would fucking kill somebody, dude, if they feed me so fast. I would fucking kill somebody, yeah. Oh yeah. Speaking of killing somebody real quick before we do whatever, uh we're done, we're ready for you. Dude, I forgot to tell you this but uh last week. I was loading a trailer. Okay, okay, at work. It's a work one, sorry guys, but I was loading a trailer, and Hapoo just bought this trailer, I guess. And if you know what I mean by Hapoo. Uh uh. An Indian guy. Oh, okay. Okay, now I do. Yeah, Hapoo is uh from The Simpsons. Anyhow, anyhow. Uh well that helps the people that don't know. Yeah, and so he just bought this trailer, I guess. Okay. Well, he didn't like how we loaded these metal bases. Okay. Because we are sending them all back because they were bad.

SPEAKER_01:

But so I was just gonna say you do this for a living. I do this for a living. Loading easy. Yeah. Okay. And like And it's not your first rodeo loading. Right.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Well, he didn't like it. And they would fit three across. And we had some of them three across, but then uh the way it added up, whatever, it we couldn't we couldn't fucking do it with our tow motors. We'd have to actually hand load uh you know what I mean? And I was like, well, just stagger them. You know, and then he can put a strap across the back and that'd be fine. But it it was his new trailer that he didn't want to put the to put straps on or to whatever. So I had to go in there and fucking handload these. Oh no, dude. Dude, I was so pissed. I was throwing them. Yeah. I'm just throwing them back. Oh no, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? You're scratching my floor. It'll eventually get scratched. I looked at him, dude, and started laughing. Yeah. And he was like, what are you fucking smiling at? I said, this is a goddamn trailer, dude.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I said, it's gonna get scratched. I just paid$4,000 for this. Okay. I said, do you want to load it? No. Then you might want to leave out of this trailer right now, dude. I was fucking fucking them, dude. I was fucking. It even made you more. Oh, dude, I was throwing them so bad, just taking chunks off that floor. He's like, Why are you smiling? I was like, I'm gonna show you why I'm smiling, and you might want to leave. You hear me. It was a good time, dude. Oh, it's a good time. And then I walked out, I walked out of the trailer after it was all loaded, and I said, You have a wonderful day, sir. Sarcastic. Oh, dude, I as much as I absolutely can be. Yeah, you know what I mean. But the thing is, is you could have just staggered them and been done, and been done. They they were fine how they were. He could have ran a strap, they weren't gonna go anywhere. You know what I mean? Like he was just being a dick.

SPEAKER_01:

But when you run a strap, that doesn't ruin any or ruin the floor or anything. No, I don't understand that. No, and that's what I told him.

SPEAKER_02:

I was like, I was like, I dude, run a strap across it, they're not going, oh no, no, no, they'll slide all over and uh and start going off. And I was like, All right, Mulliver, all right, you know, here we go. And I just I was half of them, dude.

SPEAKER_01:

Could you did you add more because you were putting load them by hand, or was it the same amount?

SPEAKER_02:

No, it's the same amount we already had them all loaded. Like I already left, I loaded them and already left and went to go do something else. Yeah, and then uh lady up on the dock was in there trying to hand do it. Oh, and I told her, I was like, you need to go. Yeah, I was like, get out of here. Yeah, like I'll get it. I was just starting to heal, just chipping the floor up, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I was like, There's a lot of times where they'll nail stuff into that absolutely, yeah, yeah, like blockers and stuff.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh dude, if I'd have thought I well, I have to do that for my containers, yeah. I do that all the time. You put wood block, I have to, you know, it's going over the ocean. Yeah, and that's what the lock. If I would if I'd have thought about it, dude, I would have been I would nail gun oh and walked in and just putting nails out everywhere.

SPEAKER_01:

They hate it because they gotta take them all out and it chews the floor up. It does it'll chew up the floor, yeah. But that's what it's made for. That's your job.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, don't tell me you're pissed off about a four thousand dollar trailer getting a little nick on your floor. Yeah, because you're making a hundred and some thousand dollars a year, moving that it moving that trailer. That trailer's there to make money, yeah. And you're gonna bitch about a little bit of a fucking nick on your yeah, get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, shut up.

SPEAKER_02:

You missed that one. Shut up.

SPEAKER_01:

You were pissed. That was on a Thursday, too.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I'd have killed that motherfucker, dude. I told him, I was like, get out of the trailer. Like, you need to leave. I said it whether I said, I'll keep doing this unless you're going to. Yeah, I'm not doing it. Then you might want to get you might want to leave out of this trailer as I'm smiling at him. You might want to get rid of it.

SPEAKER_00:

Why you smile?

SPEAKER_02:

I was like, because it's funny. This is a fucking trailer. Why are you smatting? Yeah. What do you think of this ale smith? It's not bad. It got better as we went.

SPEAKER_01:

Umhere the cocoa flavored, the other one. I mean, they put it on. I could I don't understand the biscuit, but I understand the lightness. I guess where that's getting the biscuit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I can say that. Yeah. Do you get any caramel out of it? I get more cocoa.

SPEAKER_02:

You get cocoa? I'm getting cocoa now. This last little sip that I just had down there. A little more of a coconut to it or caramel coconess to it.

SPEAKER_01:

I I could see it. Now, this is different, but at the beginning, I ain't gonna lie, I took I wasn't I wasn't turned on with it. But as it goes, now out of the two, I mean, oh listen to this. What would you rate this though?

SPEAKER_02:

That's what I'm trying to think at. Like I'm trying to figure that out. I don't know. I almost want to call them even.

SPEAKER_01:

I was gonna go about a seven and a half.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it's uh seven and a half to an eight. Like I like I like I was just gonna call them even, but I mean, because it it I don't know.

SPEAKER_01:

It's a little bit not as bitter. That's the thing. But the other one had a little bit more flavor, flavor to it. Yeah, the cocoa and the the all yeah. And it but this one is definitely light. I mean, it's not bad. I'll go I'll go the seven and a half with it. Would you uh Jason keeper creep this? Probably not. I'll probably not. I would probably do the other one with it.

SPEAKER_02:

I would I would do the other one over this for sure. I would do that. So that would that would that's why yeah. And we'll go seven. I'll even go seven on this one.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, that's where I was kind of yeah, seven. Seven and a half was it's not bad. It's like, would I go out and get it? No, probably not. Now, would I go and get the other one? If I was at the brewery, I might get that. I would probably, yeah, I would definitely grab it. Now, where if you were at this ail smith brewery, would you probably get it? No, I would try something different. Yeah, it would. Yeah. I mean, it's okay.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, if that's the only thing they had, I guess.

SPEAKER_01:

But it does say that it has to be cold. That could be that could be part of the problem.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, let me look because it's got a little cold.

SPEAKER_01:

It wasn't uh it wasn't as cold. No, and it's hard for me to read that. I come I it's hard for me to read it. Aged something. Oh, that's what it comes with. Like, oh, it says it pairs with aged uh gouda. So that's cheese. What's that other one? It's saying 45 to 50 degrees. Oh, is that what it is? 45 to aged gouda. Yes, what's that? They got a California right there, but established is it out of California?

SPEAKER_02:

Established 1995? Must be. Yeah, it must be out of Cali. Yeah, that's different.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, yeah, it is out of Cali. Glassware. Yeah, none. So that means you don't need any special. I like how they have that.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, that's kind of cool.

SPEAKER_01:

That is kind of, and it even tells you it it's good with gouda. I mean, I like gouda cheese, so I bet it would be good. It's gouda for you. It's good for you. Anyways, uh any um another reason to drink.

SPEAKER_02:

Uh no, just you know, I'm doing 27 holes this weekend. So nicer weather. It's kind of cool, whatever. It's gonna be nice. So I'm gonna go play a bunch of golf this weekend, and uh that's about all I got.

SPEAKER_01:

That's pretty good. Yeah, we got a work party, so we're doing that. But yeah, but other than that, my my another reason drink. I like the cooler weather. Absolutely. Uh, it's great sleeping weather. Yes, and now that we had this cold snap, it's gonna start what? Trees. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, they've already started.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, they I think they did because of the um dryness, dryness, yeah. But I think but we didn't get really much uh full range of color.

SPEAKER_02:

No, no, no. Normally we get reds and yellows. Yeah, they're starting. I mean, they're getting pretty prominent, whatever that word is, yeah. Prominent, prominent right now. Yeah, but uh it's give it a week. Give it a yeah, they're about done. Yeah, like they're gonna start raining, especially this.

SPEAKER_01:

What do they call it? The uh um frost. What do they call that? The frost warnings we've been. Yeah, we got frost warning.

SPEAKER_02:

I actually got a f we got a freeze warning of freezer in Asheville County. Yeah, and then everything else was frost, frost, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I actually had to bring plants in last night. Oh, really? Yeah, I was like, oh, because we still have them outside. Oh, the moms, uh no house plants. I leave moms outside. Yeah, I don't yeah, I think of them as a fall. Yeah, you let them run. I always think of uh planting them, but in the ground, I did it one year. I planted like 10 of them, which is a lot of work, and only one made it back.

SPEAKER_02:

Right, yeah, it's yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

They say it depends on how hard the winter is. Could kill them, you know. But anyways, um, that's my other reason to drink. It's just it's just nice out. Yep. Any last thoughts? Don't drink it. And God bless you all. See you next week.