Another Reason to Drink

I will just take the nuts please!

• Bill & Rick • Season 6 • Episode 34

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Crisp nights, clinking steins, and the great Oktoberfest debate: does the same beer really taste that different on tap vs in a can? We put it to the test with two pours—a local Jamestown Oktoberfest and a Munich-brewed Helles—then dig into why carbonation, packaging, and freshness can swing a rating from a nine to a seven in a single pour. If you’ve ever brought home a favorite draft beer only to feel let down by the can, you’ll hear exactly what’s going on and how to shop smarter.

We start local with a darker, mildly sweet Märzen that shines at the source but feels flatter at home, then flip to a classic German Helles with a brief skunky nose that settles into clean malt and a crisp finish. Along the way, we unpack what “Helles” actually means, how lightstruck aroma happens, why cans often beat green glass, and the role of package dates, cold-chain storage, and pour technique. We also talk setting: the Jamestown brewery’s fall views, live music, and a Reuben that’s delicious if pricey—plus why long tables, loud rooms, and good weather change how a lager drinks.

Between sips, we trade quarter-end work stress for golf therapy—new driver, improving handicaps, and the simple joy of a solo nine with leaves underfoot. We round out with practical takeaways: when to buy draft over cans, how to protect delicate lagers, what to pair with malt-forward beers, and when to switch from pumpkin spice sweetness to an everyday Helles. If you want your Oktoberfest season to taste better, not just different, this is your playbook.

If you enjoy the show, follow and share it with a friend who loves fall beer runs. Rate and review to help more listeners find us, and tell us your go-to Oktoberfest or Helles—we’ll feature the best picks in a future tasting.

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Welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess with the most is princess and I got my sidekick, side chick. Richter scale!

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Rick all the bitches shake.

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Yeah.

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Shake in fear. Yeah. He's gonna rape me. Run away. He's gonna rape me.

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Anyways, uh, we got two wonderful beers. Uh, they're both um Oktoberfest beers. The one that I brought this week is it's uh uh lager beer hell. Um it is out of um Germany itself. It's one of the beers that they do for um Oktoberfest, and um it comes from Munich and it's been around since 1328. It is actually pretty good because it was a six pack. I drank three. You know, I saved one for rake. How do they know it's been around since 1328? The monks used to make it. See the monk on there. Um yeah, I mean it's Friar Tuck. Friar Tuck was out there, yeah. He was, yeah. Yeah, but you think about Robin Hood days or 1328.

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That's that's Robin Hood days, ain't it? Yeah, right around there. That's 14. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that'd been right around Robin Hood.

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It's funny that they call it Hell. Lager beer hell.

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But does that mean something else? Yeah, could in German.

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Yeah, because the way the beer's spelled is B-I-E-R.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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Anyways, what's the other one we're doing?

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Oh, we are doing a Oktoberfest, a local Oktoberfest. Local to us is uh out of Mortal Keys, Jamestown PA, which is a nice little um brewery that we like to go to every once in a while. It's a 5.8% alcohol, and it's pretty good. I actually I had it over there and it it uh they did a good job on it this year.

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I liked it. We're gonna start with that one first, yeah. Yeah, because I had the box for the other one, so I figured hey, we can do this.

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Hells pronounced Hells refers to the pale golden German lager style. Oh, that's where the name is Hells. Yeah, Hells, yeah.

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He did say hells, but it's H E L L, but on there they're saying it's Pel pronounced H E I mean H E L L E S. Yes, yeah. Hells Hills Hills Loggingbeard Hills. Oh no, that's wrong. Sorry. Anyways, let's we didn't joke. That's different.

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I liked it. I I do like it. I can't wait for you to try that. It's a little um there's not much carbonation to it. No, it's got a little sweetness and there's a little bit of sweetness to it. It's a darker Oktoberfest. Um I thought it was pretty good. I mean it's not bad. It's not bad.

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It's not bad for a local home or not homegrown, but I I I'm just weird because they put on the back of the can um product of USA. Well, I hope so. Well yeah. Well I w do you have to do that? No, I don't think so. I don't know. I don't know. I guess I've never the thing is is okay, if it's a product of the USA, product of the USA, is the hops and all that pretty made in the USA. Well, that's and all the ingredients. Right. You know what I mean?

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Right. Because a lot of times it's German and stuff in other areas. Or maybe it's just the can. The can itself is product of the USA. Because it's just a wrap. Yeah.

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Yeah, like a screen wrap. Yeah. No, the phrase product of USA does not have to be on a beer can for beer to be made in the USA. They're just probably like proud USA. Yeah. I don't think they're Trump supporters, but no. Have you seen that thing where you know that that TikTok where the guy says, do it lady? Do it lady. And he does it, yeah, yeah. It's Chet and he's like in a work environment. He's like, yeah, yeah. But he's like, do it lady. I don't think I've seen that one. Oh yeah. It's gonna come up on your phone now. Yeah, it will. Yeah, because you said it, but now I don't think I've seen that one. Yeah, that's something out there. No, yeah. Okay. So do it. I feel like I'm that Chet. Yeah. Yeah. Do it. Do it lady. Do it. Do it. Yeah. Anyways, it's pretty funny. He does a lot of stupid stuff. But uh, how was Ricky's work week?

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Because that's how we mean it was busy as shit the first two days, but then because end of the month, end of the quarter. Yeah. It was actually our end of the quarter. Yeah. The bosses all came over and said, Good job, guys. Yeah, here's a we we made our bonus. Too bad you don't get one. Suckers. We're carter. Yeah, basically. I mean, yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, if they just came over and thanked us. Yeah. Did they give you pizza? No. Oh, no, no. They said thank you. Pizza party. That's it. They said thank you for shipping$400 and some thousand dollars out in one day.

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Did you feel two hands on your shoulders as there's a no?

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I actually didn't even get a thank you. Oh, you didn't? Because I seen them and I just drove right by. I just put I put my head down and went, meep.

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And that's where you're always the same.

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Fuck you. Fuck you, dude. He goes around. I, you know, he'll drive past that one person and be like, fuck you.

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I'll do it. I'll do it every once in a while. Or they'll start talking to me, and I'll just meet me.

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Fuck you.

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My boss will do that. He'll come up and be like, hey Rick. And I'll be like, me, me. I can't hear you.

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Hold on.

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Rick, me, me, me, me, me. Can't hear you. Sorry. That thing's annoying. I gotta go.

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I got inspections. Per OSHA law, you can't be within a four foot. Four foot area.

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Back the fuck up. Anyway. But but yeah, but then it died out. And you know what I mean? Because we shipped everything we possibly could get our hands on. So it's kind of slow right now. Uh so Wednesday I took a half day and went and golfed. Yeah. 27 holes. Just amazing. Just fucking said fuck it. And yeah, took his anger and white ball.

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Now I'm here's your thank you.

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About ready to quit my job and it goes straight to the PGA. And here I go. Just starting my starting my career. Here I come, Tiger. Old Scotty Scheffler better fucking hold on.

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They're gonna be having a putter after you. Yeah.

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Oh yeah. Yeah, it's called Big Balls.

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In a whole big big bulliards. I uh I got to use Rick's golf club.

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I got a new golf club though. Yeah. That's yeah, I forgot to say that.

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I used your putter, though. That was nice.

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Yeah, you did.

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I was doing pretty good with it. Now it makes me want to buy a new putter.

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I do I do like that putter, but I did get a new uh dark seed. I'm sorry, dark speed. Dark speed. I like calling it dark seed though.

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I really do.

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Dark seed. It's my dark speed seed. Just dropping juices in the hole. Tink, tink. But uh no, I did get a new driver and I'm pretty impressed with it. Yeah, I do like it. I like it a lot more than my other one. It's so I had a cobra something. Pink. No, it was a cobra. It was a cobra. It was a cobra. Yeah, the original one. And I so I ended up getting the cobra dark speed. He's hitting it good. Yeah, I I'm impressed with it. I I like it.

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Yeah. I think next year we'll be able to um win more money.

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Well, we might, I mean, at least get down into the sixth area handicap. Yeah. I'd be happy with, you know. Yeah. Not so many people would be pissed off every time they play us. Yes.

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We're gonna give you 20.

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Yeah. Yeah. So which would be, you know, I'd make you feel a little better. Yeah. Yeah. Make us feel a little better. Oh. Yeah.

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I like having an eight.

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I love having the eight, especially for money.

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Yeah. Helps us.

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Because when we do really get that's when we bank, yeah. Which we'll have an eight when we start off, anyhow. But yeah.

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We'll do good. We'll do all right. I think we'll be good. And the funny thing is you're practicing more than you ever have. Ever.

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Yeah. Ever. I've golfed several times. Dude, I've golfed so many times. I've golfed by myself the last couple of weeks. Yeah. For the first time ever.

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Which Rick said that's very hard to watch your ball, especially on the second hit.

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The second hit fucks me.

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Yeah.

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It really does. I mean, I still came up with a 49, though. Yeah. Which for me I was happy with. Yeah. I mean, me and you together, we've gotten 49s. Correct. Correct. You know what I mean? So I was like, okay, so I'm just as good without Billy with or with him. He can go pro, like you said. He beat me a few times. So but no, I mean, it's it's so much harder just because you got to keep your eye on the ball, but you also don't have anybody watching your ball where it goes. Yeah. So if you shank it or whatever, if you don't pull your head up and fucking look, it's so I end up I have a tendency of pulling my head up too quickly. You know what I mean? Trying to make sure I keep my ball. Yeah. You know, so that that it is a lot rougher golfing by yourself. It is. Until you get used to it, I guess. I mean, because I see people out there doing it all the time. And and I've been getting better. Yeah. I mean, I'm gonna try it for the next three days again. Again. I got all fucking weekend. All weekend. I got fucking nothing. Nothing. But these nuts. Nothing. You know, do you know what you call a friend with benefits? What? Huh? Nothing. Nutty buddy.

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Nutty buddy. Like the candy. I mean, like the cookie. Like a cookie. Nutter butter. Nutter butter. You know, I seen a shirt that reminded me of you. It says, I don't date anymore. I just foster them until they find their forever home.

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That's fucking that's fucking funny. I want that shirt. I want that shirt.

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Yeah, I said, Yeah, I gotta say I'm fishing.

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It's like I don't foster anymore. I mean, I don't date anymore.

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I just foster I don't date anymore. I just foster women until they find their forever home. That's fucking great, dude.

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I I need to get that shirt. I really do. That's funny. I have a feeling it'd piss some people off, but yeah, it'd be funny.

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It'd be fucking funny.

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I did. I thought of you. No. I used to love shirts like that. I used to have so many fucking dumbass shirts like that. You know, like it was like a uh bathroom stall, like a bathroom, a guy's bathroom sign. Yeah. It says need head, and it was just that guy with no head. You know what I mean? Play on things. Yeah, I used to have so many of them.

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See, that one you could get away with wearing at work and stuff, they wouldn't really give you a hard time.

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The head one I could see. The head one, yeah, you wouldn't be able to butt. Oh, if I could get that in lime green or bright orange, yeah. I'd wear it because I have to have high viz. High viz. That would be your walking around.

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Oh man. Anyways, uh, my week. Anybody looking for a foster? Anybody looking for a foster home?

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That's funny.

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Just walk around Home Depot the whole time. Go to the grocery store. Hey, wait a minute. I'm gonna go hot end them. I'm gonna go up to the fucking uh what uh Whole Foods. Like, I can't afford to shop here.

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I'm on the business and reverse it.

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I'm looking for foster home. I'm looking for the foster home till I find my forever.

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You know, on the dog's ain't be on the chest lady.

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My forever home, just cuddling up to the neck.

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What do you want? Where's the stick? Anyways, my week uh just working. That's it. Yeah, I got some golfing in, but it was nice. One thing I must admit, it was a beautiful week. Absolutely. And then when I got to golf you on that one day, it was beautiful that night. Oh, you golfed with me a couple times.

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Yeah, we did 18 holes, what, yesterday? And then uh nine on Monday? Yeah, yeah, so it was nice. Very now. Nine on Monday was hot. I remember it was warm, yeah. It was warm. Yesterday I had a long sleeve shirt that you didn't really need until you got to the back side and the shade and got in the shade, and then you kind of needed it. So I was like, yeah, yeah, it was uh a little bit nippy. It was it was a little, but it was beautiful, absolutely beautiful. Is weekend supposed to be completely beautiful? Yeah, you know, I I mean I'm still not seeing any rain until Tuesday. Yeah.

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I had uh one thing is that you forget it since it's so nice you have to almost water your plants. I bought some mums, huge ass moms, but I'm like, oh, gotta remember to water them. Yeah, I don't have any plants, I gotta water anymore. You got skeletons out there for the Halloween. For the Halloweeny. Halloweeny. Yeah. But what do you think of this beer so far?

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Um I I already said I liked it. For some reason, I don't remember it being this flat, like uncarbonated at the when I was getting it out of the way.

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I bet you if you pour it, it would be ball.

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Yeah, I don't know. Like I don't remember it being this. So I'm wondering if when they canned it. It was kind of already they fucked up a little bit or poured it in too quick and kind of carbonated it up and had to let it set and or something like that. I don't remember I don't remember it being this flat at all. I mean it is pretty flat. Yeah.

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And we I think I just we discovered that when we did that one beer.

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We did. We did have that other beer that was kind of is this really along the same lines as that. Yes, yeah. Well, that was an Oktoberfest too, I believe, wasn't it?

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I think so. Yeah. So the moral keys as far as the place goes, we like this place. It's a local place, but the beautiful the the the buildings, the atmosphere is beautiful, right?

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And they have a winery actually connected kind of adjacent to it, yeah. To it, like it's connected by walkways and whatever buildings store buildings and stuff like that. I mean, it's a beautiful place. If you're ever out in Jamestown, yeah, it's a it's definitely a stop. And they got uh a really good Ruben there.

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Yeah, the food they do have.

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They got a great Ruben there. That mac and cheese with that was a little pricey this year. I I ain't gonna lie. It was a little bit like uh for just a pastrami Rubin. Did you get a side with it? No, you got a bag of chips and a pickle. Oh. It was a little pricey. 21 bucks.

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Oh, that is a little pricey. Yeah, yeah, that is a little pricey.

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Yeah, it was. I was I was a little like you should have got something a little bit better. But it was no, yeah, it was it was 21 this year, and I mean it was huge. Don't get me wrong, it's a big ass sandwich. You're full, that's the only thing you're gonna fucking eat.

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You don't really need a side, but for 21 bucks, like what was that sandwich you get down like in the Pittsburgh area that has the fries?

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Oh, Panini. Yeah, that yes, you get fries with fries on the sandwich, yeah, yeah.

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That sucker will kill you.

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Well, that's uh um Pahini Brothers or yeah, yeah, Permeni Brothers. Yeah, and it is Pomero Brothers, Pomero Brothers. Pomero Brothers, yeah.

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And it's a pretty big yeah, and I don't remember it being 21 bucks. I I honestly I don't think so, but I think it was more around uh 10 or 15. 15, yeah, yeah. That sucker's huge, yeah. It's huge. Well, you got french fries and everything else, yeah. I mean, yeah, I'm not hungry. We ate Popeyes tonight, so Louisiana Popeyes. We should get a bus check in sponsored sponsored, but speaking about sponsored, don't forget to go to BuzzFeed and sponsor us. You know, another reason to drink, and then you could go out there and why are you looking at porn? Beer Winch brought up porn sites by putting Toroni, bro. No, it's I thought it was Panini, bro. Panini Brother or something like that, though. Yeah. But the um don't forget to donate, and you know, Jason, the keeper keeper, donated once. Yeah, we're still waiting for our next uh he's two months behind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, there's collection dues and fees.

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You start getting fucking charged. Yeah. What do you get late fees? And the late fees. You're up to like$75 late fees now, sir. You better pay. You better give us another eight bucks. It has been two months.

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So he owes us more than eight dollars.

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And that's the only person that's ever done it. So I guess we'll cut him a break this time. Yeah, we'll just do it. We better have our eight dollars. Hey, we'll we'll drop them fees. Dude, have you ever seen that fucking family guy? Which one? Uh when Brian owed uh Stewie a little bit of money. No, I haven't seen it. It was two dollars. Yeah, he's like, Stewie walks in and he's like, You got my dollars? You got my two dollars? You got my money, Brian? And just starts beating the fuck out of him. Oh, just uh hitting him in a kneecap. Where's my two dollars? Dude, that was great. That was great. That was a good episode.

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Beat him up. But yeah, go and if you want to support, you can support. If not, you don't.

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Liver support. I mean listener. Listener support, liver support, liver support right there. That's what we need. Uh yeah, you go into BuzzSpot and go to listener support, and you could click on support and buy us a beer. There you go. Oh, you could buy as many beers, as many beers as you would like. As many.

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We'll drink them.

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We would probably.

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But uh, I would give this so Mortal Keys is a very nice place. If you're in the area, it's beautiful. I would recommend the fall or early early summer.

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Early summer. Uh early summer isn't as pretty. Yeah. Because the leaves, I mean, unless you got if the leaves are on right now, it's absolutely beautiful. Beautiful. And they did uh, I mean, I guess uh we're kind of helping them out, but I believe they opened up there's a house in the back for it's an Airbnb now. Oh, they had or Airbnb or a bed and breakfast. One of the two. One of the two, yeah. Yeah, so you could actually stay right there on site. They have a pool up there and everything. It's it's a beautiful house up there.

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We look just down the street, so ish. Ish, yeah.

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Ish. Yeah. But if you had a boat, you can yeah, if you had a boat. You could motor boat right over a boat, a truck, a truck.

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What's that song? Oh you know, it's I can buy me a boat with a truck. Yeah, that's all we want. Anyways, what would you rate this, my friend?

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Um over there, I probably would have given it a nine. Here, out of the can, I think I'm down to a seven.

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Yeah, I would think honestly, it was funny. I was thinking a seven, too. Yeah, I I'm down to a seven. I thought when you said nine, you were gonna go to eight, but then oh wait. He just donated. He what? He has donated. Oh, he has. Never mind.

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Oh, he already has. Oh, sorry, Jason. We'll we'll take back all of our fees. Yeah.

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It just came up that you had oh yeah, I see the money.

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Oh, we're up to$14, dude.

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$14.65.

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Hell yeah. I'm quitting tomorrow. Quitting my job tomorrow.

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Between the golf and this?

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Dude, that's one round of golf for me.

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You got supporters in every field. You're doing it. Yeah, I don't cover your beer drinking, though. Yeah. Uh, okay.

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How come it's only$680? I thought it was$8. I thought it was eight. They take to take fees out, sons of bitches. Damn, they're taking more than we get. They're taking more than we get. What the hell? Ad payment discounts. Jason, you gotta step it up to at least$10 so we can get eight. Yeah. No, we appreciate any. Yeah, we're just fucking with anybody, everybody.

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And let me tell you, if you donate, we'll fuck with you too. We'll play with you too. Absolutely. So we'll flip your guys' bean a little bit. That one's funny. It only says two months ago, but then yet it doesn't, it doesn't show at all. Anyways, we were giving a hard time. Hey, you better take that hundred dollar fee off. You know? Yeah, yeah, we'll we'll back that off. Anyways, I was originally thinking because you were gonna say a nine on this, that you would go eight, but I was thinking seven and a half.

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Like I said, over there out of the tap, I probably would have said a nine for sure.

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Yeah.

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But out of the can, for some reason, it's not the same. It would be hard for me to get many of these down. And it is three weeks old. Oh, I was slamming them when I was over there. You were oh, dude, they were going down so good.

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So I wouldn't keep this, nor would I princess it.

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Not out of the can, no. No. If I was over there. If you were over there, I'm telling you, it's a completely different taste. It was a completely different. It'd be my face. Yeah, you would have been like, oh yeah, fucking I get what you're saying. You know what I mean? Straight out of the tap, it was good.

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And going from a nine to a seven, that tells you that.

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There's something something went awry in the can. And then it is good. Yeah. Ooh. I mean, it still wasn't bad. And that's why I still gave it a seven. I mean, that's only three off. Yeah. You know. I just burped up Popeye's chicken.

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Oh.

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Louisiana. Love my chicken at Popeye.

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I almost got a sandwiches, but then I was like, nah, we do the chicken. Well, by never the bride.

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By the time you got here. Yeah. Especially coming from down there. They better be able to do it. See how soggy and because that chicken was hot. It was sweaty. It was good. Yeah. It was good. It was good regardless.

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I'm going to smell chicken on the way home.

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Oh, you are. Yeah. They give the car right back to cat. And then it turns into fish. Yeah. Fish tuna. It turns into tuna. Like every time I open the door, it smells like a rectuna boat.

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Rectuna boat.

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Anything? Anything else going on this past week down there? Uh no, not a whole lot. I mean, same old bullshit, you know. Yeah. Just getting ready for a whole loving life and all that good stuff.

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I gotta tell you this quick story though. All right. When I was going to Duncan, if you know me, I love Duncan. He loves his Duncan. Anyways, I had uh Kat was out of town, so I was using her car. And her car is a uh EV. So then when you know, when it when you're like parked at the drive-thru, it's gonna make that like you're coming to Jesus moment. Like guys coming to Jesus. Yeah, yeah. I can hear you coming down the road. I'm like, well, what the hell? Oh, it's Billy. So I pull up and there's this guy that walks out, right? And he he went in and come out, and um he seen the car and he went, you know, the fur he went, shook his head like nice because it looked cool in the front, because it was dark. He gets in his truck and he drives off, and I drive off, right? Next day, man, I pull right up and guess who comes right out. Same guy, same guy. He just laughed. And I was like, wait, yeah, because he's like, shit, what a coincidence right, right, right day after day. Right, he must work for somewhere because he he's always carrying like a couple dozen. And then the next day, yeah, no, so you pull up and then he was sitting on the side giving you a hand job.

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Stop, stop, stop.

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No, but it was funny, like a couple days went by and I didn't see him. But then all of a sudden, guess what? But I had I was in my other car, which didn't make it he he walked in front of me, but it I was thinking to myself, it would have been so funny if it would have been the same car again. Because it was like two days, and then it was the day we were doing the podcast. I forgot, and then you know, it's like um, yeah, because it was like Monday, Tuesday we hit him, Wednesday I didn't, then Thursday he did, but I was in my other car, all right. And I was like, damn, you know, and then I kind of waved to him, but he didn't pick up that.

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Like you winked at him, yeah. I was like, Hey, buddy. Yeah, hey Frank.

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Can I get some of them donuts? Hey, I want your donut. I like the donut.

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They came out with the can you keep the dough? I'll just take the nuts.

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Yeah. The cream tell nuts. Can I just have the nuts, please? That's you. That's Rick. You are. Anyways, we're gonna take a quick break because we're gonna go get the other ice cold one, the Hellza. And we'll be right back. Lot of hells. Yep. Welcome back. I hope you get a nice cold one like we do. And we're gonna jump into this hellers. Now look, so on here they say hell, right? Yeah. But if you look on this, it says hellers. Hellas. Hellas. Yeah. Hellas. Hellas. Hellas. No R in there. No R. Here you go. Here's the popper to pop it open.

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You're a popper.

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I'm a popper. You're a popper. We're a popper. I'm a popper. Now let me tell you, smell this, you're gonna think, oh, I forgot.

SPEAKER_02:

I could put this fucker up there. Where at though? Oh, I don't. Who cares? You bent it though, didn't you? Closest to mine's got to be the ocean somewhere, I guess.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Put it put in Florida. This is my favorite. He's got a beer opener that's Golch, which I love Golch. Right. Yeah. I like that.

SPEAKER_02:

If anything else, I think that came from all that shit I got.

SPEAKER_01:

If anything ever comes up stolen, that I mean missing. Missing. Not stolen, just borrowed. Borrowed. Borrowed. I get it back. The one thing that reminds me of Ricky. Anyways, cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Let's try this. Ready? Smell it though. It smells skunky to me. But give it a second. It's got a good flavor. Thank you for being in Germany.

SPEAKER_02:

So that's that Germany thing, like that European thing. That European thing. The flavor. I'm a pean. European.

SPEAKER_01:

We're all a pean.

SPEAKER_02:

We're all a pean.

SPEAKER_01:

But once you get used to it a minute, it'll go down smooth. Watch.

SPEAKER_02:

It kind of tastes like a Heineken's to me. A little Heiney. A little Heiney. It got sprayed by a skunk a little bit. But at the end of the day, it's not bad. Like it's pretty bad that skunkiness doesn't linger like the Heineken's.

SPEAKER_01:

No. But it's that flavor.

SPEAKER_02:

But it's that kind of flavor all there.

SPEAKER_01:

Yes. But you know, sometimes when you say it like it doesn't linger like the Heineken's does or whatever, or any European beer at that at that point, it could be the date of freshness you get. Okay. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. That you're actually getting some that were sitting at some uh gas station that should have been thrown away.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, they just don't. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

And this is a little bit newer and fresher.

SPEAKER_02:

It's pretty uh it's really good, honestly.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, it's and this is the beer that they serve when you see on the pictures or whatever of out at uh the beer, um beer gardens.

SPEAKER_02:

October fest in their big steins. Big Steins, this is the big Ron Steins.

SPEAKER_01:

And and I tell you, the place uh Beer Wench brought it up. The place is beautiful. I mean, it looks like it's kind of like what we were trying to describe as the what uh uh like a west side market, like a west side market, like Cleveland.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, like a it's kind of like a food market, but it's a brewery at the same time.

SPEAKER_01:

It is, and it had a lot of seats, and it's got it's showing all these different like lots of breads and cheese and meat cheeses and which you would expect to see over there. I don't see any Jews, though.

SPEAKER_03:

That ain't right. Sorry. How do you know it in Jews?

SPEAKER_01:

But it looks good. It doesn't it says 400 years, 400 years of tradition because this is 1328.

SPEAKER_02:

That's crazy. It is so the monks used to make it.

SPEAKER_01:

So there was this time I brought some beer back from Germany, and me and my younger brother and my twin brother, we drank it, and it Had a little pop off tough, like you would get a gulch. But it said, like, I think remember, they would describe the beer as like 15 something. They describe the beer off the year it was made. Okay. Because it was like kind of hard to pronounce. So all the let's say the military men used to just call it like 1582 or something like that, if I remember. Anyways, me and my brothers just got I that was my favorite beer when I was over there. Someone introduced it to me. And I the sad thing is I don't know what the name of it was because everybody shortcut it. But we drank it and we had a great time. I mean, that whole case, boom, gone.

SPEAKER_02:

Like, so now what's their percentage on that? Like, I didn't even like what oh I don't even know. It would be like over there, is their percentage higher or is it lower?

SPEAKER_01:

It says it's so this is only a five, too?

SPEAKER_02:

With 12 IBUs.

SPEAKER_01:

That's low. That's low, yeah. IBU-wise. I think it just takes a minute to get into your palate. Now, I like this kind of drink. You're yes, you do.

SPEAKER_02:

You like that skunky tasting.

SPEAKER_01:

Like I'm licking. Yeah. I would so do this as an everyday drinker. Yeah, like I would Jason keep creep this all day long. So I and I could see that. I could I could absolutely see that. As a yeah, yeah, you could see it. Wait, one more cord. There you go. Um the cords were sticking up. I would keep it. I would keep it. You would keep it for sure. Yeah. Once you get down a little bit, and like I said, the the when I had the first one, I was kind of like, where we are at, you know? Right. But then I I said, well, I'll try another one. Then I was like, another one. And then I was like, oh shit, I'm supposed to save this for the podcast. I mean, that's how now where did you find this at um Mike's drive thru? That Mike that drive through here. Because I went in there and I was trying to get um what's that um what San Is it San Adams? That who makes Jack O's. Sam Adams. Yeah. So they came out with a variety like a fall festival pack or with the Oktoberfest and Jack O's. And it had Oktoberfest, it had Jack O's, and it had like four beers. Yeah. And he's like, dude, Jack O's, yay. But I got better of the others. And then he said, You need to try this because this is what they use over there, and it's equivalent to the Oktoberfest that Jacko makes, which we did. Right. And I was like, shit, I'm in. So I ended up buying just a six-pack of Jacko, and then I bought a six-pack of this. And this is pretty good.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm not gonna lie. It is good. I even with that little bit of skunk, yeah, uh Heineken taste to it for layman people, put it in layman terms. I think it's good.

SPEAKER_01:

It is good. I I could see around a fire hanging out because you think about the atmosphere like of the tables and and all that, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. You could see and the place is beautiful.

SPEAKER_02:

Dude, it looks like a hotel. Yes, it's cool looking. Yeah, it is a badass place.

SPEAKER_01:

I think it's a need-to-go place, don't you think? Yeah, look where it says dank. Dank? What does I don't know about? Yeah, I see. You see it on that chalkboard on that chalkboard? Maybe that means drink. Yeah. Yeah. Dank. D-A-N-K-E. Dank drink. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it might be. I'm in. Live music, uh, festivals, they have they have everything. I mean, and look, that's a cool picture, dude.

SPEAKER_01:

That is cool. It's more of like an old-timey picture of that goes way back. That goes way back. Yeah. Look, they're packed.

SPEAKER_02:

But see now, look, and that's what over in Germany, right? Like they run all the tables together. You're just sitting next to whoever. Like, you don't have to.

SPEAKER_01:

Me and my brother went to a place in Houston, it was like that. Yeah. We had the best time because we he was sitting across from me like you are, and there was just people that plowed to the left, and the people to the left of him were different people than the left or the left of me, or the right or left, you know. Right. They weren't even in the same group, but it was fun because then everybody started. Mingle together, and yeah, no, it's cool. And then they got a drunk wagon there. That one guy in the front looks drunk.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, one guy in the back looks really drunk. Yeah. That dude right there looks like me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm here for a good sign. Out of here. He's turned a oh, I love the ceramic. Fucking badass. The Steins? Yeah. Oh, that's pretty cool. The Steins. Oh, beer bottle opener.

SPEAKER_02:

I know. It looks like a little fucking wooden sledgehammer.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, you know they used the wood sludge hammer to tap the cake or tap the uh barrels. Barrels? Yeah, so I think they're playing on that. What's that? What's that? Beer, what? Brandy? What the heck? Oscar 30 Euros. A 10 postcard? Five Euros. Everything's in Euros because it's European. That's pretty cool though. I wouldn't mind doing that 0.5. You know, that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. Some of them you gotta only can ship in the within their country. That's pretty cool. Anyways, uh, as it goes down, let's go ahead and do some maybe uh some shit. I forgot to look up my jokes. Oh, do you have any jokes?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, that 1621 cap is awesome, dude.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, they do have well though. That's different than the I don't like the back.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't like the back of it. Oh, the front is not. I I don't like the back of it. No, I don't either. I yeah. The front's cool how that's raised. 2390 euros. I know. See, there's that hammer thing. Now that would be cool. No new in the shop. So I wonder if they actually have a beer opener in the end of it. Yeah, like it. And just yeah, yeah. Use the hammer. Well, why is it 1621? Now I like that shirt too. Did you see that shirt? No, I missed the shirt.

SPEAKER_01:

Beer went to your mind going. Right there. It's got the yellow. That shirt's kind of cool though. That it's different. It's European.

SPEAKER_02:

It'd be a good well, it'd be a good soccer shirt when I'm playing soccer. Yeah. Or when soccer season's in. Soccer season's in or fucking golf. That'd be a good golf. For the beard. It'd be a good golf shirt, dude. Oh, yeah, it would be. It would be a really good golf shirt, you know.

SPEAKER_01:

It would be pretty cool. Absolutely. That is pretty cool. And then you you know what? You would have actually a shirt from a brewery. From a brewery in Europe. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Um, anyways, we'll go ahead and do Ricky's bad choices. It's that time. It's that time already. Once a week where we embarrass Ricky.

SPEAKER_02:

And this is most of our I don't think you really embarrass me. No. Some of these might.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't embarrass that easy. This one. For all the ladies out there, have you ever sharded yourself?

SPEAKER_02:

Um yeah, I absolutely I I absolutely have, dude. Like I used to that night. Dude, I we've said this on many shows that I fucking used to carry toilet paper in my truck with me. Oh, because going to because going to work and fucking something would just come over me. Like, and then now luckily my body has shifted and got more on a more on a decent schedule. But there's been times that I fucking, oh yeah, I've been running in. Like I'd just leave my car running, fucking park right by the door and go and just shit all over the seat because yeah. Oh no, it wasn't a peekaboo.

SPEAKER_01:

It was fucking touching. So that one story where you told us about where the you got on your that lady shit herself in the back.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She definitely has. Dude, if if there's a couple of them, like I would fucking probably be throwing up because it would just shoot right at my back. I know it would. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was that coming out that strong.

SPEAKER_01:

You know what I mean? Yeah. And I I'm me personally, I um have gone where I like, oh, I can make it, but then you get stuck in a long way.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, you're farting.

SPEAKER_01:

And I'm trying to run. And that's when the key don't work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're yeah. Or you accidentally let a fart out that was a loaded fart. You ever you ever fart where you have that one piece of poop that shits out like a BB?

SPEAKER_02:

Nope. I have not had that. Oh, yeah. But I've had a very wet fart to where I had to like clinch your butt's cheeks to go up to up to the bathroom. Like where you're just walking, like, oh, I don't want it to touch my underwear.

SPEAKER_03:

Like, you know, it's fucking wet. Like you're like, oh, wait a minute.

SPEAKER_02:

Like you gotta clench them because you don't want to touch your underwear, because you don't want to throw your underwear away. You feel it rolling down. No, it just fucking, it just it's just wet. It's just right there in your butt cheeks, just fucking rubbing together, and you can just feel it like damn it. Like, and you run up there and then you go to wipe, and it's just like you're wiping for hours. Forever. You're wiping for hours. Yeah. Yeah. You might as well just take a shot. You might as well just, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

I uh I have farter once I was like, and I'm like, oh shit. Literally a turd fucking fell out? A little brown, a little round BB size.

SPEAKER_02:

No, I've never done that.

SPEAKER_01:

And then I had to go, I was like, I'll be right back. And sure enough, boop, it drops right out. So it's just a hard fucking little BB.

SPEAKER_02:

I've never done that.

SPEAKER_01:

You never done that.

SPEAKER_02:

If I if I ever have something happening, it's the fucking squirts, fucking that where you drip. Yeah, it just drips and then fucking like, oh fuck. And you can feel it get all warm. You're like, oh, that's kind of nice. Oh no, it's not that's not nice.

SPEAKER_03:

That's not nice. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's running. It's run, run, run, run, run, run.

SPEAKER_01:

It's like, it's like when you spray paint something, you get that way. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You don't know. Like, oh fuck. You just spray painted your ass. Have you ever taken a magic mushroom? One? I have never done a magic mushroom. You've never done a mushroom? No.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, dude, I've done many.

unknown:

No.

SPEAKER_02:

I have done many. Yeah. I have.

SPEAKER_01:

You said one and then now it's many.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, no, I like you don't normally just take one. That's why I was like, one? Wait, what? Pussy. What one? No. No, I I have. Dude, it'll it'll open up your third eye. One right there in the forehead between your eyes. Yeah, it'll open it up, man. It'll fucking uh it'll it'll uh it'll help you see life a little more clearer. It's like that. You can be limitless. You get natured. You know what I mean? Like you can fucking go out in the woods. Like I love mushrooms in the woods. I'm not gonna lie. You you fucking eat a couple mushrooms, go out in the woods. Oh, dude, I'll be out there full on fucking gnome. Naked gnome. Just full on gnoming it. Just fucking trying to burrow into a tree, fucking hugging trees, fucking, yeah, find the closest knot and stick your dick in it, fucking just see what happens. Like it's a good time.

SPEAKER_01:

I pregnated that tree. That's my knot.

SPEAKER_02:

You walk out there, fucking, you'll see yeah, and a little Ricky right there. Yeah, see the little offspring? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to love mushrooms. That was your thing.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, it wasn't my thing, but I mean you have mushroom um like alcohol drinks now. Yeah. Is that pretty much on the same concept? I don't know. I doubt it.

SPEAKER_02:

Like, I don't think the cybersolum or whatever the hell it's called that gets you to trip. Yeah, it makes you trip.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't know if they actually maybe they have a little bit of that in there.

SPEAKER_02:

Maybe a little bit, just uh like and I honestly uh something's got to give you a buzz because they're using it as the offset, right? Somebody uh because like that, I mean that's a huge thing now, especially out in Colorado and everything. The mushroom stuff, yeah. Yeah, um, and I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who gave somebody, possibly me, but uh a pill, and it was only like I forget what it was. It was a very low dosage, but dude, it was the best time of my life. Like, you know what I mean? Like we just uh we all took a pill, and it was just enough to where you weren't stupid, yeah, but it would make you laugh, it would make you, you know what I mean. You didn't need alcohol or anything like that. Like it just it just made you comfortable, like yeah, this is a good time. This feels good. It is a fucking everybody's happy. She's not mad at me, circle jerking. But no, it was it was a really good time. I mean, and I I don't mind mushrooms, dude. I I honestly think they should be legal. I really do. I I really do. Like I I don't see anything wrong with them. I mean, as long as they're at a lower dosage.

SPEAKER_01:

Because then you got people that will just eat like mortars, you got people that gummies and all that.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but that like there's people that will just like try to fucking see death of eating them. Like I I want to completely get the fuck buzzed out. Oh but then if you do them in a healthy way of just a little pill, you know what I mean? It just kind of it completely resets your body, dude. Resets your mind, everything. Like takes everything away for that day. It's it's gonna be listening. This is sponsored by mushroom.

SPEAKER_01:

Anyways, we'll get on to the next question. Do you prefer to be on top during sex?

SPEAKER_02:

I don't know if there's a preferred area that I like to be. You all like it all. Huh? Yeah, I like I I'm I'm the same. I like it. Anything. I like them on top. I like, I like, I don't know. I don't necessarily think I have to be on top. I don't have to be on top. Like I sometimes, especially with my fucking fat ass. I'm like, are you okay? Are you still breathing down there, honey? I'm holding myself up, like my arms are getting ready to give out. You're about to feel some pain. I'm gonna drop on you, especially if you come, dude. You just drop and you hear her.

SPEAKER_01:

She's thinking you're choking her then. Yeah, yeah. You know, that's how you get into it. You just relieve off the phone.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, you just relieve it. And then she's like, that's choking.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

She gets into that violent sex.

SPEAKER_02:

So no, I I mean, I actually prefer probably her having a heartbeat. And not your hand. Not my hand. Yeah, because my hand has a heartbeat too, but it's just not the same. It's the same, it's the same as yours.

SPEAKER_01:

Uh, do you think you're the most attractive person in the room? Yeah, I think you are.

SPEAKER_02:

For compared to what I'm saying. You're the most. No, I don't. I don't I don't believe that. I think beer. I don't I don't believe that. I think beer runch, her tits, dude, are huge. What's that?

SPEAKER_01:

What's the area? Uh you already fucked me.

SPEAKER_02:

Areola? Her areola. Her areoles of your head, dude. They're fucking salamis. I know. Dude, I like that. Do you like a big areola? I don't mind. I don't mind a big area. My ex-wife had big areoles. I don't mind. People think they're but I don't mind. I I mean I want to say hers were probably a little bigger than half dollar, maybe. Yeah. That's not that bad, though. No, like like I guess a a regular salami size. Yeah. See that that that to me that does not bother.

SPEAKER_01:

That doesn't bother me at all. No, it just seemed I've seen ones that were like uh baloney size.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, that like it just takes up the whole fucking bottom of the tit. Yeah. And I I don't bother me. Do you know how you make a pound of fat look really good? I don't know how. Yeah, add a nipple to it. Yeah, I agree.

SPEAKER_01:

You had a you add a baloney on it, you put a nipple on it. It fucking it's good. All right. I seen in a car the other day, this guy had two boobies. Like they're like, you know how you hang things over the um the mirror, the rear backup mirror, whatever. Yeah, and the front one, and it was two boobies. You know, they're like two boobies. I was like, that's kind of weird, but I like it.

SPEAKER_03:

It's kind of funny.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, it's kind of cool. I don't know if I put it in my car, I could put it right between you know, I have the cross, you can do the cross between the two boobies.

SPEAKER_02:

I love Jesus and tits. Yeah. In that order. I'm praying for tits, Jesus. Let them lay on me. Let them lay on me. So, you know, uh what's the difference between hunting and dating? I don't know. When you land a big one, you can at least show your friends when you're hunting.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, you're not gonna do it the other way. You're gonna do it the other way. Anyways, what do you think of this? Because now we're drinking. When you get towards the bottom, you're like, that's actually pretty good.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I'm about done with it. I am done with it, actually. I got one sip left here. Uh I'm a strong nine. I don't know if I'll go full ten just because of the skunkiness. I'm not that big of a skunkiness guy, but I I would definitely give it a nine. I'm a I'll say I'm a nine and a half. I would print it. You might as well go to the ten. You'll go ten. I would drink it. Yeah, you'll drink it. Like, I you are I'll even cheers you for it. Like, I just it's not my kind of beer. I would I would keep it. I would drink it. I would drink it. Yeah. Anytime I would come to your house, if you gave me one, I'd be like, hell yeah. Am I gonna go out and buy it? I don't know. I don't know if I'd go out and buy it.

SPEAKER_01:

Let me ask you this. If I came over and I was like, hey, I got jack okay, hell's or I would take a jack o you would?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Yeah, I would take a jack o first. And then probably switch. And then have one of them afterwards because Jack O's still sweet. They're sweet. They are sweet. I I'm only good for one.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, maybe two. I I like them every once in a while. Yeah, that's why I keep them at my house. I even like the um our favorite, the blockhouse, but e even them.

SPEAKER_02:

Dude, that's even sweet.

SPEAKER_01:

That was really sweet this year.

SPEAKER_02:

Yes. I like I once I ran out of that and I I got a jack o's. I'm like, ooh. The big difference. Yeah, there's a big difference. The jackets wasn't as sweet. Yeah. That blockhouse was really sweet this year. Yeah. It was good. Uh, don't get me wrong. I mean, it's still a good fucking beer and pie beer. Yeah. But it was it was strong. It was sweet.

SPEAKER_01:

It was definitely sweeter. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what's your another reason to drink this week?

SPEAKER_02:

Um, I'm gonna say golf, dude. I like um I'm all in. Your new stick is good. My new stick is good. My dark seed. Just fucking just the big BBC. It is.

SPEAKER_01:

Uh it's nice though.

SPEAKER_02:

It's carbon and it's got sign or we've been golfing a lot. I yeah, I'm planning on golfing all weekend. I like I'm actually thinking about doing a whole golf weekend. Yeah. Like just multiple it got we noticed it got cheaper as we went back to back to back. So I'm wondering if I can just pay for all three days. Yeah, I see what you're saying. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna do 27 holes, but not pay now, but not but not today. Yeah, I'm gonna do nine today, nine tomorrow, nine next day.

SPEAKER_01:

How much will that cost me?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

The I wanted to ask you because on the 27th hole, it was only five dollars. Five dollars. Yeah. That's pretty good. That's not bad. I wonder if you win another nine, what it would be. Probably free. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, five dollars to what's on a fucking that off course. Yeah. Like if you're that dumb to do it, then yeah, here we'll just let you know.

SPEAKER_01:

No, but it's fun. It was it was going. We would have probably done another nine if it wasn't getting late. Yeah. Because the we had an issue.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, yeah, and your brother and that is up there, and he didn't have his clubs. And no, we are trying to convince him, but he didn't want to.

SPEAKER_01:

Let me ask you this. Um, I heard this uh, you know, we talked about what you know what would be your what is it, walk-on game. Because, you know, Cleveland Indians are uh I don't know if they won today. It started at three, it's probably over now. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if they didn't I know that's a good question. But anyways, I'm I'm almost nervous to look because they're they're out if fucking win, right? But anyways, yes, they're out. And when I looked, it was zero zero, and it was the bottom of the third. But anyways, it makes me think of your walk-on song. So I was thinking about you know, lately there's been all these boy bands. Well, no, in the past there's always been these boy bands, right? But lately I haven't had heard any boy bands, so I'm I'm seeing that coming in the future. Another boy band. Because you remember you had all new kids on a bock, then in sync, and then yeah, there's some Chinese one now.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, there is? Oh, yeah, there's some huge Chinese one.

SPEAKER_01:

Boy band? Yeah, yeah, that's growing. Oh, Cleveland lost, so they're out shit. 6'3. Fuck. Damn. Yeah. That's why. Normally it would blow up my phone. Go figure. Go figure, yeah. It's Cleveland. But they did good.

SPEAKER_02:

They did come back. I get a kid with that guy. Yeah, no, absolutely. Yeah. But and you got Gabriel starting for uh the Browns this weekend.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, what happened to Focco?

SPEAKER_02:

Nothing.

SPEAKER_01:

Nothing.

SPEAKER_02:

They just decided to switch it up. They're just switching it up. They're ready. Yeah, yeah. So we're not winning anything. There's also a bunch of people fucking out too. Oh, there is on our defense and offense. Like they're not even sure if Garrett's playing.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh.

SPEAKER_02:

So they might be just trying to put the bad thing on him. Yeah, yeah. That juju on him. Well, that's what we do, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Go ahead and run another quarterback.

SPEAKER_02:

So.

SPEAKER_01:

But, anyways, I was thinking of your do you have a more current walk-on song? I do.

SPEAKER_02:

What's that? I just heard it today. Hold on. Oh, that's good. Can I play it? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, hold on. One second. While you're looking at the side, no, I I I just saved it. I I just saved it right before you pulled into my.

SPEAKER_01:

That's why it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_02:

Like, I don't even know why you asked me this because I forgot to bring this up. But this is your walk-on song.

SPEAKER_00:

But you baby got confetti for my pussy.

unknown:

Stay ready.

SPEAKER_02:

It's a pussy confetti from where she's wiping. When you go down on her, fucking you ever done that? You go down on her and you get a little piece of fucking tissue in your mouth. No, I want to avoid that. You fucking go down and you're like, oh, I can clean my ears out real quick.

SPEAKER_01:

But you know, if you go down on her and you're getting something, it's dark, you know? And you're like, and then you get a little extra crumb, you're not. Not a crumb. Not a crumb. Stop that.

SPEAKER_02:

You're not a crumb. No, it's not a crumb. It's cotton. It's a difference. No, but you can tell the difference between a crumb and a cotton. You can't tell me if I put a piece of tuna toilet paper in your mouth while you pour a fucking crumb from a piece of chicken in your mouth. You ain't getting another difference. So I would prefer. I think I would prefer the chicken piece than the crumb. I don't know. I don't know. Because what the fuck is she doing with chicken down her pants? It just fell to me. It absolutely a drumstick absolutely slipped and fucking fellow. It kind of came off my beard.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

That tool paper, I don't know where it's been. No, that's that kind of came up through her ass. Yeah, because covered a little nugget and shit.

SPEAKER_02:

She wipes from back to front. Yeah, back to front. You get a chocolate cover. It's like a raisin. Oh my god. Dude, I seen on fucking TikTok today that fucking uh they covered a fucking raw egg in chocolate. Oh, they did? And gave it to the mom. Oh, they did. And she thought it was like a Cadbury egg. Oh bit into it, dude. And then puke. Oh, I would puke. I would absolutely I wouldn't eat it in the first place just because I'd be like, no, it's too much. Like Cadbury eggs. I would eat it. I would not eat it. But okay, now that I know you would eat it. No, I don't trust you.

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There's a trust issue there going.

SPEAKER_03:

Cadbury eggs, bitch. You're yummy. Especially if it's trying to record me. Oh yeah. Like, go ahead and bite that. Yummy, yummy to your tummy.

SPEAKER_01:

Anyways. Alrighty. Mine would be uh my walk-on song would be I like big butts and I can nut. No, it would be more like uh why did you Chinese that?

SPEAKER_03:

I like big butts. You absolutely Chinese that I didn't like big butts.

SPEAKER_01:

Like, I don't understand. Mine would be like uh jump jump, what's that one? House of pain? Uh jump around. Jump around. Jump around, jump around. You don't know. Do that Chinese.

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Jump around.

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Jump around.

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All three foot. All three foot. Jump around.

SPEAKER_03:

Jim. Jim Jump. Jim.

SPEAKER_01:

Jim.

SPEAKER_03:

Jim.

SPEAKER_01:

Anyways, we'll leave you on that note. Any last thoughts? Don't drink and drive. And God bless you all. We'll see you next week. Yep.