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Another Reason to Drink
Richter Scale's Bent Dick Confession Hour
Fall beer season brings a perfect excuse to explore the spectrum of autumnal flavors, and we're diving headfirst into two distinctive brews that couldn't be more different yet equally impressive.
The Brew Kettle's Pumpkin Drop Lager offers a refreshing take on the pumpkin beer formula. At 5% ABV, this Ohio-based brew delivers authentic pumpkin flavor without overwhelming your palate with excessive cinnamon—a common pitfall of seasonal offerings. We discuss how some breweries (like 311 in Chardon) go to extraordinary lengths for pumpkin authenticity, literally dumping entire 21-inch pumpkin pies—crust and all—into their brewing tanks. The mental image of brewers struggling to upend these massive pies brings as much joy as the perfectly balanced flavors in our glasses.
Switching gears dramatically, we sample Hoofhearted Brewing's Club Paradise, an 8% ABV tiki-inspired sour ale that combines pineapple, coconut, strawberry, lime, and vanilla into something truly special. Despite its complex ingredient list, the predominant strawberry note harmonizes beautifully with subtle cookie-like undertones, earning this adventurous brew a perfect 10/10 from both hosts. At $20 for a four-pack, it's definitely a splurge, but one we heartily recommend for sour lovers seeking something extraordinary.
Beyond the beers themselves, we take a hilarious detour through Hoofhearted's irreverent website, marveling at their outrageously named brews and creative can designs. From "Combat Spandex" to "Key Bump" and beyond, their artistic approach to beer branding deserves recognition even if you never taste a drop. Pair all this with our recurring "Ricky's Bad Choices" segment (featuring confessions about shoplifting, suspended licenses, and ill-advised gambling), and you've got an episode as complex and satisfying as the beverages in our glasses.
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welcome back to another reason to drink. This is your hostess with the mostest princess and I'm here with my special sidekick, ricky, with nothing, dr, dr, with no mostest, with the no mostest, no mostish with all the mostest. Uh, we're doing another pumpkin night for you guys. We're doing a pumpkin drop lager which is from the brew kettle which is kind of up in the cleveland area it's ohio based.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're all kind over.
Speaker 2:This is uh towns yeah, 16 ounce, five percent, and rick's got the other one which looks very good, I got a club paradise, uh, from hoofhearted brewing which we just did.
Speaker 3:This, or did a hoofhearted not too long not too long yeah within the last month or so, I guess I'm excited to see these different new ones. This is brewed with pineapple, coconut, strawberry, lime and vanilla. Oh, inspired by the Miami vice tiki cocktail. It's only 8%, so 1% or one pint, 46 degrees Fahrenheit is best served. Oh, we got it right there.
Speaker 2:I thought it was a pumpkin too, but it's not oh we got it right there. I thought it was a pumpkin too, but it's not. Huh, no, it is no.
Speaker 3:No, that's a big no, that's a sour this is a sour, just for me and you, yeah, looking forward to it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we just want to see, bitch girl, I'm going to open mine while it's cold. Smells good. It does smell good, a little piney. No, you smell the pumpkin, don't you?
Speaker 3:I smell the pumpkin.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I definitely smell the pumpkin. Yeah, why are you looking?
Speaker 3:Oh no, I just was looking at this. Oh, it almost looked like it was mildewing.
Speaker 2:Oh, it is a little bit. I didn't have to say that, yeah, oh, it is a little bit. Yeah, his little thing is mildewing a little bit Too much moisture, is that one? No, okay, you know why. Oh yeah, right here, look A little bit right there.
Speaker 3:Just got moisture, just moisture, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:You know what it's from Cold beers behind Beer sitting on it, and that being in here yeah, doesn't what's Ricky's week as we enjoy these. That's different, it's a little different.
Speaker 3:It's definitely pumpkin. Yeah, I mean, I can definitely taste the pumpkin on it. Do you get a little tinny taste? I get a little something taste.
Speaker 1:I get a little something Cinnamon.
Speaker 3:Oh, you get a lot of cinnamon, yeah.
Speaker 2:I think sometimes people put too much cinnamon. Yeah, I think sometimes people put too much cinnamon, yeah.
Speaker 3:So now I was just before we get anywhere else, but I did just see a video of 311, which we actually did, that I remember. Yeah, they're out of Chardon.
Speaker 3:They opened up a thing in Chardon and they showed a video today of them dumping actual pumpkin pies. Oh, in it In the beer, real pumpkin pies, real pumpkin pies. Wow, they had eight different people and they showed eight different people just dumping this huge-ass pumpkin pie into their beer. Oh my, so I'm like Crust and all yeah crust and all yeah crust and all dude, like I've tinned pumpkin pie.
Speaker 3:They were just like clunk and they weren't like the little pumpkin pie that you buy there's a big 20, there was a 20, there was a kid that did one of them, yeah, and like it was bigger than his, like he was like I was struggling to fucking dump this thing in.
Speaker 2:You know, and the thing you say about them Punk you go to. What is it? Wally World, you get that big ass 21-inch round.
Speaker 3:I think that's what they were. Honestly, I swear to God. I think that's what they were. They were like the 21-incher.
Speaker 2:They're huge.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're rolling on 35s? Yeah, fucking dumping pumpkin pies. Yeah, oh, you got a little wrong baby.
Speaker 2:Can we get a beat? Can we get a beat somewhere?
Speaker 3:Get it. 311, rolling on 35, trumping, dunking, trumping pies you were rapping there, I know I got the mixtures. They call me Richter Scale, richter Scale.
Speaker 2:That's your new name Richter scale. But just to talk about this brewery real quick, because sometimes we forget to talk about the brewery Right, but this one is oh no.
Speaker 3:No, it's the brew kettle.
Speaker 2:The brew kettle. But they do make a lot of popular beers that I do see around here I do.
Speaker 3:Most of them make a lot of IPAs. We've done. We actually, I think we've done the mango and we've done the Raja.
Speaker 2:Raja, double the double, yeah Normal. But that one's very popular, yeah, I think we might've even did the white West coast.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we might've but now we just seen that they have a jalapeno one. We've done that winter warmer.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, the winter warmer.
Speaker 3:We've definitely done the winter warmer. We've done that Oktoberfest. Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Yep Damn. Actually we've done quite a bit.
Speaker 3:We've done quite a few from brew kettle for sure, yeah, but I've never seen the jalapeno that one probably right there I september through october, so I will be looking for right now, that it's right now. Actually, I'll be back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm gonna take a break I'll see you in a couple hours because it might be at your local store it might be.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean they're around and they definitely could be up at the Hyman's.
Speaker 2:Because if they're carrying this, they're carrying that.
Speaker 3:They're carrying that, yeah, but Hyman's has such a wide variety of things, their beer selection is kind of crazy. They actually have a beer guide there. Yeah, you should ask them. Oh, I should, but then I go, I don't know. It's just kind of, but I would do the food. Food here, the food looks amazing. Yes, dude, and they got places close by.
Speaker 2:That's not bad. Yeah, for everybody. You know what I mean if you're in the cleveland area, like I mean what?
Speaker 3:it was uh um hudson hudson. There was uh uh sheffield, not sheffield.
Speaker 1:I strongville, strongsville.
Speaker 3:Strongsville.
Speaker 2:Strongsville.
Speaker 3:There was a bunch of them, yeah.
Speaker 1:Burnswick I don't know where.
Speaker 3:Burnswick is Burnswick.
Speaker 2:Burnswick. Well, that's up towards Cleveland Burnswick. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I would definitely.
Speaker 3:Hudson. I mean you're down in Hudson all the time I know. I am. So, yeah, you're good on air. I got to drink it all, rick you should have had one. You should have had one. It's the best beer I ever had, oh wait a minute. The wife's always down in Hudson.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not so much. You, not me. I get kicked to the curb, but anyways I would go to this brewery?
Speaker 3:Absolutely yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if we are close by, we're not that far. We've tried a lot of their beers, quite a few more than I thought. They're all good, they are.
Speaker 3:They've all been kind of high for us I believe. The cool thing they got kraut balls, kraut balls, kraut balls, sauerkraut balls. They bread them.
Speaker 2:Dude, it's like a. Yeah, it says it has cream cheese, pastrami kraut.
Speaker 3:Dude oh yeah, on a roll. It's like going to McDonald's.
Speaker 2:I got filled with something. Just so you guys know, I went to McDonald's today.
Speaker 1:I got overfilled.
Speaker 3:It was a good day for me Dude. This food looks amazing. It does. It really does look amazing.
Speaker 2:Yes, oh, I love buffalo chicken wraps Fucking veggie burger dude.
Speaker 1:What's the?
Speaker 2:expedition burger. What's that? Blend of elk boar, bison, Wagyu? Oh wow, what the heck. Yeah, oh wow, what the heck. I don't know if I would do that, so now, when I go to you picked up the wrong beer.
Speaker 3:No, I almost dumped mine. But when I do go to Hyman's they have elk sausage or wild boar sausages and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:You think about it.
Speaker 3:I actually had one in my hand. I'm like try, it's just I, I I'm going to, I, I know I'm going to you know what? You do that's the only place I've seen that actually sells like wild boar. They have elk meat, they have you know, I mean, which I didn't think you were allowed to do, but evidently they. So I don't know if it's like they put a toenail of boar in there and say that it's, uh, brew your own beer or wine.
Speaker 3:Strong's real location, so you could actually go there and brew it yourself.
Speaker 2:But the only problem is, if you give up your recipe. You don't want to give up your recipe, because you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Well, I gotta say I know I almost did give up. I did actually give up my oh no recipe. So this weekend we went camping uh-huh and I told you guys that we were going to that brew fest, whatever. Well, we missed one special word. What's that? It was home brew fest. Oh, so it was like oh 20. It was like 20 guys just underneath a bunch of easy ups, yeah and it was just it was just all homebrewed.
Speaker 3:oh, you know what I mean, which there was some really good ones and honestly, I told this guy, I even gave him the card, I gave him a couple of cards, whatever, whatever, and I told the guy I would absolutely call him out. I forget his name. You're going to look it up? No, I took a picture of what he made it with. It was a very good ipa dude. Um, it was just american ipa it was. You would have loved it, I would. It was so good, smooth it sucker, splat and mandarin and barbarian masonic hops they sound like european whatever that is, and it was a 7.2 and dude.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you it didn't taste like alcohol, it didn't.
Speaker 2:I didn't get the no, after, no, after, no, nothing.
Speaker 3:It was very, very good. I told the guy I was like you won. I was like here, here's a card.
Speaker 1:You won.
Speaker 3:I'll talk about it this Thursday, so I forget your name, dude. I want to say it was maybe Ben, but you remind me a lot of Buki. He was just like a very. He reminded me of one of our other friends. He was just very like, yeah, let's go, he was a. He was a pretty crazy guy. Yeah, a lot of energy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he can hit up the show. He can go to another reason, another reason drink and all that, yeah, and then send us a message.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we'll get his name out there. Maybe send pronunciations for all the hops.
Speaker 1:Help us out.
Speaker 2:Speaking of. I asked E-Money to come on the show. He's like I'm on a diet, dad, I can't do it. I said we'll give you a sip and he was like he's trying to get back in healthiness. I'm like what's one beer?
Speaker 3:How much more weight can the kid lose?
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 3:I mean, is he trying to go as a complete Ethiopian for Halloween? Is that the goal? That's his goal. The goal is he's going to swallow a piece of rice and it's just going to be sticking out of his throat.
Speaker 2:His wife said she likes skinny men. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah.
Speaker 3:Fuck.
Speaker 2:She goes the skinny, I'm going to have to start throwing up. Anyways, I did offer and then I gave him a hard time. I was like, yeah, don't say I never offer, Right, yeah?
Speaker 3:Right, because I know he said that before. Yeah, oh, you got to hit him on there, so I did it back to back.
Speaker 2:It was like last weekend and this week, right, yeah, I was like you still got time to come. Dad, you know I'm on the diet. I told him he said some name and I was gonna call him like diet boy or something what diet is he?
Speaker 3:on oh, he just just straight, just, is he just just.
Speaker 2:Whatever you watch and exercise I said why are you so?
Speaker 3:grumpy. The motherfucker rides his bike from Youngstown to Orwell and not electric, so whatever my son's the same way. These young kids dude, they're so stupid he's on there just enjoy life.
Speaker 2:I asked him. I said why are you so angry? And he's like I'm on the treadmill and I can't breathe. I gotta go. I asked him. I said why are you so angry? And he's like I'm on the treadmill and I can't breathe. I got a cold, oh I know, I got to get back on mine.
Speaker 3:I keep thinking about it.
Speaker 2:I'm like you're in good health? No, I'm not. I actually went to the doctors and I got on the scale she goes is this right? I said it looks good to me. She said the last lady on there got swore it was 50 pounds too much. I said no, it made me look good.
Speaker 3:I was actually surprised. I got on the scale today and I'm still under 200 pounds.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I'm still- 199.
Speaker 3:Nope.
Speaker 1:I was 195.
Speaker 3:That's good, I was like all right, I haven't gained it back after my little exercise step there.
Speaker 1:But, I would like to lose another 10.
Speaker 2:Just 10 pounds. I would probably do another 10. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:So that would be it.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't mind doing another 10 pounds, but then I would be appealing to every woman out there. My six pack, the sticker, sticker, sticker. We got a new sticker.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I got a new sticker. I've uh, I stopped at a couple breweries up in warren and I warren ohio pa.
Speaker 2:Oh, I was gonna say I don't recall that place being up, no, no so it was pretty good.
Speaker 3:They had a good sour, they had a really good sour. They didn't have anything to go. Nothing like that. Beer wins that doesn't go on your titties.
Speaker 1:Take the damn thing off. It's beer wins. Trying to put it on our titties, it goes behind Rick Actually the guy's cool.
Speaker 3:It's like a skeleton top it's a skeleton top hat with a little what is it Like a little eyepiece yeah? Like a magnified glass. There's a name for that.
Speaker 2:Oracle For one eye, yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't know. Yeah, there's an actual name for it. Oracle. I think it's not Oracle.
Speaker 2:No, but it's damn close to that. It is very close. Someone will correct us. They'll be like you're way off.
Speaker 3:You drunks, just like my sea scallops. Sea scallops, yeah, scallions, my sea scallions, my scallions.
Speaker 2:We got corrected around that. Thank you very much. Thank you, we have listeners out there, we do have a couple.
Speaker 3:Hey go. You guys are fucking retarded, like full on big R, capital R, retarded.
Speaker 2:But we do that, so you guys have entertainment. Absolutely, we're winking at each other.
Speaker 3:We know we're saying it wrong. We know we're doing it wrong. You believe that.
Speaker 2:I got some water.
Speaker 3:I mean some land underwater. I got a 12-inch dick, yeah 12, 1.2 centimeters.
Speaker 2:But another thing is I was thinking of that sticker. You have it kind of like when I went to Gettysburg. That would be a good one, that type of top hat Right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 2:I remembered that when we went there, they had a cool one. I can't remember what it was. It was like four scores, that's what it was, don't I have that up here? Yeah, that was a good place. I have that up there somewhere you have that, so I get to look at all of Ricky's stickers, sorry, and I just have my back to it. I like it, I really do like it.
Speaker 3:I would, actually I would definitely keep it. I'd keep it. It's refreshing. It's refreshing, it's not overpowering. I think our, you know, once my palate got adjusted to it. I think it has a good pumpkin flavor. The cinnamon's not too high, but there is definitely cinnamon there. Could you do multiple, probably two.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that would be valuable and they're a four-pack anyways, so you know what I mean. Yeah, it is what it is, but I mean I would keep like this would be something I would have in the bottom of the refrigerator on a nice fall night, fall night perfect fall night. Grab it in october, and it's only five percent. You know, it's not the eight, ten percent or pumpkin beers, you know, because a lot of pumpkin beers that blockhouse is eight percent. Yeah, the sam adams is like seven percent. I do love that blockhouse man.
Speaker 1:Oh absolutely.
Speaker 2:I keep going between blockhouse and Jacko, but if I drink a couple Jackos they will start to get real sweet on me, absolutely. Yeah, I'm surprised, yeah, but I don't know about this. If I did a couple would it get sweet. But I could see sitting outside, like tonight where it's nice.
Speaker 3:I don't see this getting as this wouldn't get as sweet as the other ones, but it has a very good pumpkin flavor it does it does. It really does have a very good. They're doing a good job with their pumpkin. What would you score?
Speaker 2:them. I know it's early in the show, but well, no, it's not that.
Speaker 3:I mean, we've had some good conversations so I would say, damn dude, I'm I'm like eight and a half nine on this, really Like. I don't want to give it a 10 because we like, just because. But it's almost a different pumpkin kind of beer, I guess. Just so people know that actually listen to this show Like this is a very smooth pumpkin, not sweet. If you like the pumpkin flavor, this might be right down your alley, right down your alley yeah, I would almost say even princess on this one, because I would say I mean it's a good beer
Speaker 2:it's very light.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's very light.
Speaker 2:It's not, it's not sweet, it's cinnamon pumpkin yeah, it's cinnamon pumpkin I think I think out of the three flavors you get the cinnamon pumpkin lager. The lager is definitely there.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so it's a little darker. It's a little more, what would you say, not pungent, but it's just a little bite on your tongue. It is a little bite on your tongue, with it being a lager Correct, but it's well-balanced between them all.
Speaker 2:I was thinking myself at eight and a half.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm thinking. I would definitely do.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't go any lower than that, and I wouldn't necessarily take this to someone's house if I was going. Here's what I'm saying, but if people were coming to visit, and wanted to try something and they're like hey, what do you got? Oh, I got this good pumpkin beer. Would you like to try one? Right, you like pumpkin, you like cinnamon?
Speaker 3:yeah, I wanted and I want to say this was like right in the 13 price range which is not bad for four.
Speaker 2:For four, 16 ounce yeah, so that's not bad no, you know you could I mean if you only had four you could split it up between a couple people in reality, if we, if we came over to visit you, there was four of us, right, right, and you gave us each one, each one, you're pretty good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, you're good. I mean, you drank this one beer. You're gonna be like, oh, that was a really good, that was good. And then you switched and switch to water. Yeah, I did actually call it water today.
Speaker 2:You notice, yeah, I did say because we we talk about before the show, we talk about, uh, who's gonna cook who, what podcast beers we're gonna do, and then someone will pick up a drinking beer, which we call it, but I called it actually.
Speaker 3:Um, I said I'll be, I'll bring drinking water I didn't even notice that yeah but I I had three containers today, so like I didn't really you're busy I didn't have much time, I just hit thumbs up okay here we go, here we go.
Speaker 1:I just seen drinking and I was like okay, yep all right, you're good but, um, this ain't bad.
Speaker 2:We'll enjoy this a little bit. Anything going on in your world, we kind of skipped over that.
Speaker 3:But not a whole lot, man. They honestly it's everything's kind of slowing down a little bit. You know it's getting into, like we always say, getting into leaf season, getting into bullshit season. Yeah, you know, you guys are offended oh golf Leafs season getting into bullshit season yeah, golf ended, golf ended. Yeah, so we're done with golf, I did get to play an extra game against one of my best friends. Whipped his ass a little bit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we shut him down.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I whipped his ass by five strokes.
Speaker 2:I don't even know what he was doing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't even know what he was doing.
Speaker 2:But you know what? We only had to pay $11 and we got a steak.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we got, yeah, we got a steak.
Speaker 2:It was good honestly to tell you the truth, we'll probably sneak out one or two more times before dude, I'm probably going tomorrow, jeez it's a busy day. I don't know if you know if my brother might be out? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I'll have to see if he can maybe. Oh yeah, I'll text him and see if he can call off or something. Maybe get out of a football. He could be sick tomorrow and take a whole football game off and everything.
Speaker 2:He wouldn't know what to do with it?
Speaker 3:no, he wouldn't, I would be. I actually I couldn't do that to him. I'd be afraid because he'd walk around with a heart on the whole time and then bitch like, oh my dick's hard, I keep hitting it with my club.
Speaker 2:I hit the tip. I hit the tip, couldn't give me pronies. Yeah, anyway.
Speaker 3:So we did figure out like I guess we should bring that up, what you just brought up, pronies which we don't even know if we're saying it right.
Speaker 1:I don't even know if we're saying it right.
Speaker 3:We don't know if we're saying it right. We're probably not, so it's a bent dick syndrome. I guess it's an actual real thing. I didn't know this was. I just thought my dick was.
Speaker 2:Peronis, peronis.
Speaker 3:I don't know P-E-Y-R-O-N-I-E disease yeah, well, with a prosoprion, we're just gonna call it Peronis.
Speaker 2:That's a good beer, peroni. Yeah, peronis, peronis beer. What is the? What's the other thing that comes out? Perogies, perogies. You eat too many Perogies you get.
Speaker 3:Peronis you get a peroni? Yeah Well, I don't want to see pictures of dicks, and it curves up. Look how hard it curves up. Be a witch. Look, she likes bringing it up oh look at that carrot. Oh, look at that carrot.
Speaker 2:That thing's messed up.
Speaker 3:So it bends straight up yes, like ugh. Yeah, no, dude, that would suck.
Speaker 2:That would fucking suck and him up because people so I here.
Speaker 3:This is just for a healthy fact.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like if you one out of 10 men. Have it one out of 10 men have it.
Speaker 3:And if you accidentally like, if your dick is sticking, look, it has a 90 degree bend you might want to go see a doctor or if it's going that right direction. Yeah like, if you're going to shoot yourself in the mouth, then you might have the problem.
Speaker 2:But you know in reality all seriousness it might hurt, so I I wouldn't want it I wouldn't want it.
Speaker 3:I mean, I wouldn't want any of my buddies I'm fine with shooting, like the guy right to me or the left to me, or whatever handed you are, but shooting myself in the face.
Speaker 2:No, that's not good, no, no and that like curve you have, don't hurt that thing's like yeah, no, that was straight up dude.
Speaker 3:It was like an L.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was like a full-on. L Like out a little bit and up. Yeah, no, out and up, Out and up.
Speaker 2:Ooh, that looks like it hurts, Dude that would hurt Dude so bad. Could you imagine getting a catheter, or what do you call it?
Speaker 3:Oh, a cath, oh no, and they're going down again and they have to go down and fucking oh.
Speaker 2:Sorry, sir, we got to bend this straight.
Speaker 3:No, I wonder if they would have to actually insert like cut and insert it in that way.
Speaker 2:I don't know, because I don't know if it's a muscle thing. You don't really have bone in there. But muscle right, muscle Right, blood vessels, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, ooh, that would hurt. No.
Speaker 3:I've had one and they hurt it right. Yeah, and fuck that dude. Yeah.
Speaker 2:My dick hurts when people talk about getting them.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah, yeah, absolutely yeah. It was like well, I didn't know when it went in, but when it comes out when it came out, dude them pulling that fucking hose out. Oh, you're making my oh, dude, it was just a real slow Cause they don't want to just yank it. Yank that bitch, you know what I mean. But how do you yank it? You know what I mean. They lube it up going in, but it's already been sitting there for three days. It's dried out, it all dried out, fucking underneath the heat lamp Heat lamp.
Speaker 1:It's been cooked.
Speaker 3:It's been fucking cooking your wiener the whole time fuck that dude, oh dude they. They started yanking that fucker out and oh you, you do. You remember the pain? Yeah fuck yeah, you'll never forget that pain you never yeah, I swear to god that that has to be damn close to childbirth for a guy I mean for a guy, even a kidney stone right. Well, I don't know, I've never had one. Oh so I don't, I can't kidney stone was a bitch I've had one of them.
Speaker 1:Things in my dick and I'm gonna tell you right now I don't want it again whatever you need I'll be like fuck it, turn me into a girl cut that bitch off, the bitch off, and I'll just pee fucking whatever.
Speaker 3:Put a new hole in. Yeah, you don't want that again. I don't want that again ever. I really don't, because I swear to god they I mean they go all the way up to your fucking bladder, yeah yeah, I mean, so it's a mile like you got a mile of fucking hose coming back out just fucking and the bitch is just like hey, how you doing today and you're like that'll be your hell oh, dude, it will be, that will be my.
Speaker 3:It will be when I go to hell, that's your it's just the double just sitting there feeding it in, coming right back out feeding it in and me just sitting there screaming I can see when we get older rick will be at the house.
Speaker 2:I gotta go visit one more time they put this fucking thing in me again.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna cut it myself, fucking just super glue the tip of it like nope, you can't get it in the whole purpose no I know, I just I can't do it. I know I do, don't. You don't want to do it? No, I'm telling you no, I do. It was fucking. Yeah, that was painful.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and every time I I hear someone talk about, I'm like yeah, in my shit, it sucks, dude. Yeah, my shit goes through my asshole because it hurts it's trying to avoid it fucking. It fucking sucks, dude yeah it does Anyways nothing in my world Same as Rick's.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just living life, living life, living life, living large.
Speaker 2:Every day.
Speaker 3:Every day.
Speaker 2:Anyways, we're going to go grab another ice, cold one, which we'll come back and we'll do some.
Speaker 3:Rick's Bad Choices. Come back and try this Club Paradise.
Speaker 2:We'll be right back Club Paradise. Welcome back. Hope you got a nice ice cold one like we do. We were just discussing off air about how the last one we did there did of this brewery so hoofhearted is what he's talking about.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like we were trying to figure out if we've done, how many of these we've done, and we figured out we've only done one, one other one it was like a vanilla waffle, yeah, and which now and I I see this all the time up there, so I I'll pick up a couple more and see how it goes.
Speaker 2:We were on their site again. They have so many.
Speaker 3:And their site's amazing. It's hilarious. Some of their beers are great. They're ridiculous Like Combat Spandex. It's like two wrestlers. It's a sour triple IPA.
Speaker 2:This one actually did very well on untapped and it's almost a perfect four 3.98,. But they say it's really soury, I like it, I'm sold, dude, I am too.
Speaker 3:I'm sold.
Speaker 2:I hope it only gets better after this.
Speaker 3:It's going to.
Speaker 2:What's the flavors? Like you said, coconut Dude, it's fucking coconut.
Speaker 3:It's pineapple, coconut, strawberry, lime and vanilla.
Speaker 2:They hit.
Speaker 3:They hit every taste bud. It almost makes my tip of my weenie tingle.
Speaker 2:That's from the conversation.
Speaker 3:That's from the other conversation, sorry, and beer wenched wet. That's what his face said. Her face, her face.
Speaker 2:I know she's kind of ugly, but go tell her that we hit mute okay, okay, 10101 10101 dude, I like it.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna tell you right now I like it. It's good. I fucking love that beer it is good it goes down good.
Speaker 2:I beer wench don't like it, but it's good it is. It might grow on her a little bit. The guy on the picture, he's bald. It looks like rick. No, I'm not bald. You, you are the bald guy.
Speaker 3:That's half hair. That's, it's half hair. That's gonna be me here in about five years.
Speaker 2:There's my abs yeah, yeah yeah, yeah with a pelican beard, pelican they they their artwork is it is amazing, it's great, it's funny, it's good, it's comical yeah, I actually want to try the 60 nachos, but then they got 120 nachos, which that even got a better score which they. They're both triple, double IPAs, triple, double, a triple IPA on the. But you know, when you start to triple and double, I bet you them are smooth.
Speaker 3:I'm sure they are.
Speaker 2:Oh, absolutely I want to try that. $120 nachos I want beer.
Speaker 3:Why don't you scroll down just a little bit Like? There was so many, there's so many here there's 30 of them, like I mean literally there's a bjorn dork dork, like I, like you know, I mean I double mashed out I mean which one I'm looking at?
Speaker 2:the ones that got high stars. Don't worry mom. What was that? Go back up, don't worry mom. Oh, back down a little bit, right there with space. Don't worry mom. What was that? Go back up, don't worry mom. Oh, back down a little bit, right there with space, don't worry mom. My mom said it was cool. Oh, don't worry. My mom said it was cool. They got some crazy. Everybody wants some. They got a double and triple ipa, triple ipa.
Speaker 3:Right there the key bump yeah yeah, yeah, that's, yeah, I want to try that triple ipa they got several key bumps.
Speaker 2:Look, they got triple, triple, they got pure snow pure, snow pure.
Speaker 3:Yeah, extra, extra power. I wonder what they taste like. I do too, actually, because I mean really good though I mean you'll go down just a little bit more Because it's a lot of IPAs. I mean, if you look at it, it's pretty much all IPAs.
Speaker 1:Is that what this is. No, this is a sour.
Speaker 3:There's a double milk stout. Mom jeans Double milk stout.
Speaker 2:That's kind of funny, but the rest of them.
Speaker 3:Now this Ccadian farmhouse ale. I don't know what that is, but that is a complete dick and I want to find that can, and I will never open that beer in my life like I will not put your mouth, I will save one I will just save one, just for that can it is oh, look at that the rose. Okay, so we got pills.
Speaker 2:The rose goose.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the rose goose yeah.
Speaker 2:They got some crazy, they got some great ones.
Speaker 3:It's great, the skin flute or frat. How do you say?
Speaker 2:it Side pimping.
Speaker 3:Look at that Side.
Speaker 1:Pimping All right dude, it's got a picture of a can or a dick.
Speaker 3:It's a phone it's a phone it's a phone that's funny as fuck oh man, their pictures are so here you guys at least have to just go to the website. Yes, you gotta go to the website just a hoof-hearted website and look at their beers and look at their uh labels, their labels and stuff. It's fucking hilarious. These people got some very good imaginations and they're just mixing anything true life farmhouse paleo, paleo oh tub life tub, life it's tupac anyways even wing wang bar.
Speaker 2:Wing wang bar, that almost looks like double ipa. That looks like uh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah that's pretty fun voltan I know they got a lot of zipper ripper, zipper ripper, honey comb over Wet. One slippery that's off of, like Bon Jovi. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty funny. No, that's slippery all the way. Do they have food here, Bay Ridge. Does this place actually serve food? I mean, they're no.
Speaker 3:No, just all beer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they put all their money into the fucking the product artwork yeah, oh, they got merch, though they have the dick pic one that that would be funny what's that bald?
Speaker 2:what bald mcwong milwaukee bald milwaukee yeah, that's what I need Trucker hat. Yeah, it's a trucker hat, that's funny.
Speaker 3:Be bald. If you can't be good, be bald.
Speaker 2:It's a t-shirt, that's funny.
Speaker 3:That's what you're getting for Christmas.
Speaker 2:Anyways, guys, this is going down pretty good I really do like this beer. I can't lie. I would agree with Rick.
Speaker 3:just go to the website, check out, at least look at yeah, go to a hoof-hearted website and just look at their fucking beers. Dude, it's funny shit yeah, it really is. If you want a good laugh, we think it's comical anyways, yeah, but we have a different cup.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we've been drinking a little.
Speaker 1:Anyways, are you?
Speaker 3:ready? No, oh, you got some. So what's the last thing they do with a Tickle Me, elmo, before they put them in a box?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:They give them two testicles.
Speaker 1:You're stupid. Testicles, two testicles he's stupid Testicles.
Speaker 2:Testicles, I know.
Speaker 1:They test him yeah.
Speaker 3:All right, that's my only one I got.
Speaker 1:That's the only one I'm allowed to tell.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he has some. I got a couple more. We'll save them for another day, but we'll save them for.
Speaker 3:Or should I say the no, shouldn't say that one, nah, okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, we're into Ricky's bad choices. Bullshit, bullshit, rick. You can say them all day, but they just get deleted anyways. Anyways, we're back with Ricky the rap star, and here we go. Ricky, I'm shuffling.
Speaker 3:Richter scale. Richter scale In the house. He'll wreck your vagina. Don't you throw anything else in there. I know you were trying, you were trying.
Speaker 2:I know, I know the word.
Speaker 3:I know you were trying Destroy your rectum. You could too.
Speaker 2:Have you ever gambled money that you shouldn't have?
Speaker 1:um, yeah, probably once, or probably yeah I would say you know, I mean like you know electric bill twenty dollars okay no, I mean nothing that was gonna put me that bad that I could wait another week.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because I was just out and about yeah, yeah, hey, I'm gonna pay the late.
Speaker 2:Everybody's done that, dude, everybody's done that have you ever accepted a late night booty call? Have I ever accepted one?
Speaker 3:yeah, he's one that called I mean, have you not accepted one?
Speaker 1:Who would deny one who?
Speaker 3:would deny one.
Speaker 1:Exactly, I'll be right over.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like I mean, especially if they came to your house. Oh yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, hello, hello, can you fuck your pillow, hello, even if I didn't wake up and just woke up and be like oh fuck, what are you? Who are you? Where's?
Speaker 2:Who are?
Speaker 3:you.
Speaker 1:Never mind. Never mind, it don't matter, you're here.
Speaker 3:And you made the trip I didn't. Then he turns over, thank you, what else are you going to do? You made the trip.
Speaker 1:That's on you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would agree with it. Have you ever had your driver's license suspended?
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, I'm with you on that one too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had this car and all the dash lights went out, you know. So at nighttime you couldn't see the dash lights. I don't know what was going on with it. I should have been able to fix it, you know, at that time. Anyways, I would go down to this one city and it would have this hill cop would sit down there. So I would have to sit there with a little flashlight like how fast you're going, yeah, and sure enough, pulled me over every time he knew me. I'm like dude, I am using this to you know, right. And then it got me suspended by points and lost my driver's license.
Speaker 3:Oh wow, that sucks. Yeah, it does. Yeah, I'm not going to tell you all mine, I know.
Speaker 1:I didn't have no dream to know.
Speaker 3:I mean I got like multiple. There was years I drove around Without Without Wow, Like literally probably four years.
Speaker 2:He wouldn't do it now though.
Speaker 3:Oh, absolutely not. Yeah, he's not no, yeah, no, I know. I mean like I was going through a rough patch in my life.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we all go through there, no, but but now look how successful you are Like.
Speaker 3:I'm saying like between probably 25 and 28. Is that rough years. I had multiple suspensions, I would get my. I would start a job, get my paycheck and get pulled over on my way paying my fine to fucking get my license back.
Speaker 2:That's how quick.
Speaker 3:And like literally that literally happened. No, it had nothing to do with speed. Oh, it was like bullshit, child sport type things. Oh yeah, that's when they were.
Speaker 2:They would come after you hard, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean and like, but like I was in between jobs, like I like, but you didn't pay care.
Speaker 1:Oh, they didn't give a fuck.
Speaker 3:Nah and, but literally I was driving to my job, I got my first paycheck. I would be heading to the courthouse to pay it, to pay it, to try to get my license back, and I got pulled over.
Speaker 2:Damn and fucking, they'd take my car and I'd have to start the whole fucking process and then it makes it hard to go to work.
Speaker 3:I can't go to work and that's why I told Judge. I was like Judge, I was like dude. I was on my way here, literally on 307, going into Jefferson to pay you guys to start this process over again so I can go to work. I got a job. I'm doing what I can. They're like and Judge looked at me, he, I can go to work. I got a job, I'm doing what I can. Yeah, they're like, and judge looked at me he goes, move closer to work. What?
Speaker 3:okay, motherfucker yeah, I live in and I live you know what I mean out in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like okay, how are you gonna do that? All right, here we go yeah, I love you too.
Speaker 2:Anyways, on mine, like I said, I just think it was a dick move. He knew my car right and I mean, and these days don't pull you over for a mile or two, yeah, you know, but he knew who I was pulling me for five, six, yeah right I'm like come on, you're coming down that damn hill anyways, have you ever shoplifted well?
Speaker 3:so back in the day at the same time period no, no, no when I was younger when I was younger, like I don't know, steal something yeah I was I think almost everybody, everybody did. Yeah, I don't know everybody.
Speaker 2:But I did, you know, I did it. Not only that, I was doing it because I didn't know the difference.
Speaker 3:No see, right wrong at that. I, I had a how. What would he be? So my brother married a lady that had a son older than I was. Okay, so he would be my nephew, yeah, but even though he was old. But he was older, he was like 15 and I was 13, okay, and he was a huge thief oh, he was huge stealing all the time oh, dude, he got kicked out of mall. Oh, like, literally, he was not allowed in the mall without an adult.
Speaker 3:Wow, by the time he his record yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, and I went to the mall with him a couple times, not knowing you know that he had this record.
Speaker 2:But you were supposed to be. He had some, he had some pretty good skills.
Speaker 3:Dude, he did, he showed me some pretty good skills. And dude, he did, he showed me some pretty good skills. They was pretty good, oh fuck, yeah, yeah, dude, he had a vest like one of them down vest yeah, you know a fluffy vest and he cut the inside pocket out and just right in. Oh, dude, slip him right in. And it was a fluffy vest, so you wouldn't even know like he would. He was a big dnd guy, dungeon dragons guy and like dude, he would go in and steal full books. He was a big computer guy when it was all floppy disks and everything like that.
Speaker 3:Oh, he could get them in there oh, he slide them in there and so, yeah, I probably helped him a couple yeah, back.
Speaker 2:He's like shut this floppy up your ass.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm like here, I'm like no, you got to roll up some more.
Speaker 2:I got to take advantage of that one. Have you ever played strip poker? I did once.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I've done it yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean I've done it. I was a long time ago. I mean I've done it, I was a long time ago.
Speaker 3:I've done it. Actually, it wasn't probably just a couple years ago, oh really. Me and your brother were standing around.
Speaker 2:What are we doing?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:We went camping one time. Got sick of playing rummy.
Speaker 1:Start playing. Start playing something else.
Speaker 2:I try to do it with my wife all the time. She just takes them off willingly.
Speaker 1:I lost.
Speaker 3:I lost here.
Speaker 1:It is You're supposed to take one item off. You're like alright, game over.
Speaker 3:I'm going to bed, I'm out. None for you.
Speaker 2:Anyways, that's all I got out of Ricky's bed, that's it.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 3:So are you keeping this beer? I like it, dude, I'm keeping it. I keep it. I would keep it Now, I'm not going to lie. Okay, it's $20 a four pack.
Speaker 1:That's expensive, that is Okay, it's $20 a four pack.
Speaker 3:That's expensive. That is expensive, it's good, so I don't know if I would share it run out and buy it like you know what I mean. Like it would be a hard buy all the time, all the time, for sure.
Speaker 2:Like it would be cool to have a couple down there, yeah, every once in a while, but I I don't see myself sitting out at a fall or anything like this. This is just something I'm chilling at the house yeah, just be like.
Speaker 3:Be like, I want a sour, I want a good sour. Yeah, that would be my favorite, because this isn't a, it's not that sour.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:I don't think so, I don't believe so I mean, I know some people would grab it and be like holy fuck, do you get any aftertaste?
Speaker 2:None, none, None. You get flavor in the beginning and it goes away like that. Yes, it's like boom, yes, boom.
Speaker 3:And there's so much flavor you can't even pinpoint. No, you know what I mean you can't pinpoint the coconut or anything.
Speaker 2:I don't taste coconut.
Speaker 3:I don't either.
Speaker 2:But some people don't like coconut.
Speaker 3:So I actually taste strawberry more than everything. Yes, and that probably because that's that I do have a little bit of a bitterness on my tongue every once in a while but isn't almost like a cookie taste at the end?
Speaker 2:that could be the coconut vanilla like a coconut I mean like a cookie taste yeah yeah, yeah, I get that after that strawberry hits yeah, yeah and that, and that calms down a little bit, dude, it's good. It's good, it is I like it.
Speaker 3:I'm. What are you actually for a sour? This is probably my new favorite. I'm gonna go 10 on it. I I like this a lot.
Speaker 2:I really do yeah, I mean, I was going to go a strong nine and a half nine, but I could see where you're at and I'll go ahead and give it a 10. We'll give it 10s all the way around I, oh, hell yeah, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink clink, clink hip hop, hippity hop.
Speaker 3:But I actually for an eight percenter. That doesn't taste like alcohol yeah oh I say, princess, definitely. Oh, because on the sour, if you like sours if you like sours, you're gonna love this beer you will love this beer. It actually is very good, like I see jj. Jj is a big sour guy. Oh, he does, he does, he would be right down his alley.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this, this is very good. It's not sweet it, but it's not. It's not sour to the point where I don't think it would pucker up like Princess was pucker. I'm not Princess, but beer wench was puckering up in the beginning.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And, but does more yeah.
Speaker 3:She's giving a thumbs up, yeah the way, the more you drink it like it's not that bad, like it's that first sip is a little, but yeah, it'll make your butthole pucker pucker a little bit, especially if you go from, like the michael lobe ultra water.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I mean it is very good. It is very good. I, I, I would like I wouldn't take this places just because of the cost. Oh, absolutely not.
Speaker 3:But I would keep it at my house I would have this in the bottom, hidden in the back yeah, you're like someone's like hey, what's this? Oh, you won't like that. No, you ain't gonna like that.
Speaker 2:You ain't liking that one no, it tastes like you licked my ass, but the thing about it, though, is that it did score really high 3.93 I didn't see the blood, your blood orange and blackberry though is that and and lime added I, I didn't get a lime, but no wait, and it says pineapple no, I don't cannot. Strawberry, lime and vanilla I don't know if huh, maybe there's another one, oh, that says tiki, oh this is.
Speaker 3:This is the club paradise.
Speaker 2:Maybe it's a no, that's just club paradise.
Speaker 3:Tiki sour ale tiki sour ale that's what this says just club, oh yeah no, it does.
Speaker 2:We're trying to go back and forth with untap, because untap is saying that it actually has a um, a different one, like a little bit different black orange and blood orange and blackberry. There's none of that in it, no, so you might have to look for this one. That could be that that's the same.
Speaker 3:It's the same. Can.
Speaker 2:Uh, yeah, yeah, so maybe it was just a misprint yes on their part, yeah, yeah, but anyways, any last uh, another reason to drink.
Speaker 3:Uh, another reason to drink. I'm kind of sad that our golf season is all over.
Speaker 2:Well, our league is all over and a lot of people saying it was early, it felt early. A lot of people said that was early, it felt early.
Speaker 3:A lot of people said that yeah. I was surprised how many people said, and like everybody said, we didn't have any Rain days. We didn't have any rain days. Everybody's dry we golfed through them all. Yeah, we had one. Right, we only had one.
Speaker 2:And you went through it.
Speaker 1:No, I think there was one time we no, we ended up finishing it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it was a sorry uh score for us.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's right, because it was, it was like but we did tie, yeah, we did tie your brother and his partner who so?
Speaker 2:that was always good, yeah, so I, um, I I do like the weather. I don't like the fact that it's so dry, because it's not good for the yard or anything. But it is very pleasant outside. Oh, it's beautiful, yeah, and I always want to talk about the weather. That's what old people do. You need to quit. I know it was funny because people say when old people get together, they start talking about their ailments.
Speaker 3:Like you know how Rick was talking about his peroni's dick, you know.
Speaker 2:And so I didn't say mine doesn't shoot me in the face, it'll shoot you around the corner. But but they say like when old people start talking, they start talking about all their ailments oh, yeah, my back, went out the other day too and I'm on this medication and that, and it's funny, it's like shoot me then, right, but and then I never thought I would like. Why don't people talk about the weather, you know? But it's funny because the weather weather to me is kind of interesting a little bit.
Speaker 3:I don't know if it's because I don't know about you, but after your emails, when you get to work, yeah, what's the next thing? You look at Weather. I do all the time, especially on Tuesdays when we were golfing. Yeah, I was like Monday morning as soon as I got there.
Speaker 1:Trying to look.
Speaker 3:I was like okay, yeah, I don't care about that email. No, I don't give a fuck. Okay, alright, whatever, let's go over to weather, yeah.
Speaker 2:Let's look and see if we're going to have rain tomorrow.
Speaker 3:Right Yep.
Speaker 2:Anyways, any last thoughts Don't drink and drive. God bless y'all. See you next week.
Speaker 1:Yep Outro Music.