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Another Reason to Drink
Flag Pole Won't Move?
welcome back to another reason to drink. This is your hostess with the mostest princess and I got my sidekick what's going on guys? Ricky rick is in the house drunk rick if you didn't know it, he's not a doctor, he's a doctor doctor, doctor, I will surgically remove my liver here pretty soon one sip at a time. Anyways, uh, we got some good ones for you. I'm gonna say this um, what we say, this was manny manny bay, manny bay menu, my bay, my bay brewing company, but it's out of uh toledo how.
Speaker 2:Manny Manny Bay, manny Bay Manu.
Speaker 3:Maui Bay Maui Bay Brewing.
Speaker 2:Company, but it's out of Toledo, ohio. They actually, you notice it says Wing Company, it says right underneath it Wing Co. So I don't know. That's pretty cool. Anyways, it's the Oktoberfest, it's a seasonal lager, it is 5.9% alcohol and that's what we're going to start the night off with and then we're going to do the second half with uh we got a cheater.
Speaker 3:Shufly, shufly, shufly, it sounds like a song. Uh, vanilla pumpkin. And I forgot to look to see where this is actually out of. Um, it's out of supply, says, with the cream sweetness of vanilla light and short drink dessert first.
Speaker 2:So I'm wondering if this is going to be pretty sweet that's why I was thinking we're going to do that second half pretty sweet and we'll let you know when we come back after our break where it's actually wait, wait, wait might have have St Louis Missouri.
Speaker 3:That one comes pretty far. St Louis Brewery. Yeah, so out of St.
Speaker 2:Louis, pretty cool yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm opening. Oops, I found both of these at the old Hyman's.
Speaker 2:Hyman's, hyman's. What does my brother call it? Hyman's?
Speaker 3:Hyman's. Yeah, I say it funny, it's actually Hyman's, hyman's and Chinese. I say Hyman's Because he used to say that, because I broke it many times, used to always correct it, breaking the ceiling all the time it's not good yeah.
Speaker 2:It smells good. The Oktoberfest is pretty good. Ooh the end, though. I gotta give this a second. A minute I gotta give you a minute.
Speaker 3:I know, yeah, no, I do like it, though I mean I like it.
Speaker 3:So we've done what four october fest now the last four weeks, and that's more than we normally that's what I was talking to, the beer wench, and she said that you know we've done quite a few this year. I'm like like, have we? But then I started thinking about it. Like they actually brought out the pumpkin and october fest at the same time, almost same time. Yeah, instead of october fest for two weeks and then just straight to pumpkin. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Like, so like they've been kind of riding side by side Instead of Oktoberfest for two weeks and then just straight to pumpkin. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. So they've been kind of riding side by side, and so I think there's more selection out there for people. So all the pumpkin ain't gone already.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what I mean. So we're getting more yeah.
Speaker 3:We're getting more of a selection because people don't know what to do. Like pumpkin Oktoberfest.
Speaker 2:What do do? Like pumpkin? What do I do? What do I do? I actually found um the bottles of the blockhouse around my house, so I actually picked up a six-pack because my brother never gave me any. Oh he, nah.
Speaker 3:I told him he drank the whole, I told, I told 18 pack, well, I had cans, oh, I would have much rather had bottles, but I I did get a six-pack, but I would do that in the Jacko.
Speaker 2:I would go back and forth and that is a good combination, man.
Speaker 3:I have the Jacko in there right now, and then I had the Blockhouse Last Sunday. I had the Blockhouse still left in there and I was kind of doing the same thing. But the 7.5% of the Blockhouse doesn, because the but the 7.5 of the blockhouse, but it doesn't help out. No, the cost and I tell you what they go down so smooth they do. Yeah, they go down quick.
Speaker 2:I'm like I was drinking last night I was like, oh well, one more pumpkin won't hurt me. Then I look at the clock and it's 11 o'clock, right. Like I said, I was like shit, I shouldn't open another pumpkin beer.
Speaker 3:I ain't dumping it out. No, I ain't dumping it out. They're too hard to come by.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly that's what I thought too.
Speaker 2:I'm like I'm not pouring this one. So I sat there and drank it and, long story short, I was like don't open another one though.
Speaker 3:Right, I tell myself every day Don't open another one. You know right, yeah, I tell myself. I'll tell myself every day don't open another one, don't open another one. This is your last one, last one.
Speaker 2:I like how they damn it two more in I like how they did the mustache with, like the german german colors yeah that's pretty cool this isn't a bad beer.
Speaker 3:I actually like this.
Speaker 2:Now the funny thing is we did do more. We used to not be so much October.
Speaker 3:We couldn't find it. You know what I mean. They would come and go so quickly.
Speaker 2:And it was like the same ones were left around. Yes, the non-good ones, yeah.
Speaker 3:The ones that we've done a hundred times or whatever.
Speaker 2:Tastes like nutmeg, like a we've done a hundred times or whatever, like a son of a bitch.
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, no, that's the Christmas Christmas ones. Christmas ones are coming. You know they're coming, like they're coming, within the next two, three weeks.
Speaker 2:I October. We should do a bet. When do you think you will start seeing them? I say first first week of October. I was going to say the same thing was gonna say the same thing, so, yeah, I, yeah, I was gonna say the same exact thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because right now everybody's doing. I mean, you figure, at easter you're starting to see halloween, shit out already.
Speaker 1:Yeah, for july.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's fucking ridiculous, dude, it's like happy halloween, fourth of july, christmas shit comes out like what the fuck I seen actually someone this stays on.
Speaker 2:Decorate all the time I seen someone decorate for um halloween already. Like you know, they're the people that do the whole blown out yard, whatever.
Speaker 3:And I'm like okay, I've been seeing like fall things you know, I mean people doing pumpkins and stuff out there.
Speaker 2:I get that whatever well, you, you can buy moms and pump, yeah, yeah I mean I I get that.
Speaker 3:I don't know if I'd buy a pumpkin especially. I mean you're not carving it right now, you're just letting it sit there and making a beer out of it yeah, yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2:Uh, we did a pumpkin, but then we get the little chipmunks that eat it, oh you know. So then they start taking little bites, little bites, yeah and then you go up there like, well, shit, we got to throw that one away.
Speaker 3:You know, now I seen this one a while ago, but for some reason it popped up again on my little TikTok feed. Oh, where the husband and wife doing faces on the pumpkins Uh-huh, I haven't, and, dude, it's so fucking funny. So they're like all right, we're going to make a face for each other, and the guy just puts a fucking hole for the mouth she puts it on. It's just a glory hole. Basically, he was like because he was like, I'm done, she's like really All right.
Speaker 1:He was like, yeah, here put this on, it's fucking funny.
Speaker 2:He's fucking a pumpkin. What about hers? They don't show hers.
Speaker 3:They didn't show hers. She's just like I can't see nothing Just keep your eyes closed, yeah it's fucking funny.
Speaker 2:That is pretty funny. Okay, let's go into Ricky's world. Why Ricky's world? We always start out with what's been going on, not too much uh, hey, honestly, same old shit I did have.
Speaker 3:I was breaking on hives all week for so yeah, we went out golfing and I was breaking on fucking hives. It started monday and still doing it. No no, nope, ever since tuesday was the last time, and I even came home early, yeah, the one day, because I took some benadryl.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, that'll make you sick and I was just like driving around and buying a fucking stand-up.
Speaker 1:I'm like I'll go to bed.
Speaker 3:I'm going to take a nap.
Speaker 2:I had a guy at work today. He has bad what do you call that? Poison ivy or something? Yeah, poison ivy. And they gave him some medicine. It was kind of like Benadryl. He was like, holy shit, I'm fighting this, you know. And I said, oh, I know that feeling, take a. Benadryl.
Speaker 3:And I still have like 40 hours to burn in the next three months. So I was like yeah, dude, I'm taking a half day, I'm out.
Speaker 2:But I did see your whole side.
Speaker 3:He was like he lifted up his shirt and the whole side was I'd break out for 15 minutes and then go away.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And it just goes away. Yeah, my hands. The only reason I left work is because my hands swelled up. That first day I was driving to work at like three in the morning. Driving to work, I'm like, fuck, my hands are itching really bad for some reason, Like unstoppable itchable. I'm like holy fuck. And then they swelled up on me and I have no idea. I have no clue.
Speaker 2:Well, benadryl will help with that, but it just makes you sleepy, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:And it did, but I I have no clue what happened. I didn't change anything. The only thing I did change is I got an all these uh, I did wood fire pizzas Sunday and I got an all these, uh, these, uh, pizza paste shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, like a sauce type stuff, a pizza yeah like a pizza sauce yeah and that's the only thing I've ever changed in the whole thing.
Speaker 3:Like not my laundry detergent, like I'm sitting there going through my head like okay what did I? Just change Whatever. That's the only thing I ever. I've never bought anything like like spaghetti, shit like that from all these.
Speaker 2:I don't, I don't know, maybe it could have been something.
Speaker 3:I don't know. Yeah, I have no clue.
Speaker 2:But you also just to go to golf. It reminds me Rick got a chip in birdie. Oh yeah, I got a chip. It was almost like a hole in one hole, dude, I walked around that one hole.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just dick hanging out as fucking as hard as could be. I was the flagpole yeah, like the people were hitting it, like on the way back I was, I was just laying there, they were trying to remove it, like keep pulling just keep pulling, keep pulling, keep pulling.
Speaker 3:It'll come, don't worry. Just keep pulling on it, it'll be fine, yeah you did.
Speaker 2:He was in his. I mean, I know the feeling it was my first one ever.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was fucking ecstatic like I was. I ripped my shirt off. I'm fucking waving it around you seen all his hives everywhere.
Speaker 2:He was good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was a good. What 40 yards out.
Speaker 2:Yeah. And the thing about it is on this green, it is sloped like a motherfucker. Like a motherfucker, yes.
Speaker 3:And the hole was in the middle. Yeah, so if you went high, you were still rolling right back. Past it.
Speaker 2:Almost all the way, all the way back down.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and it fucking hit and it went in.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it went right in. It just disappeared. It went and he was like, yeah, I meant the duty and the guy goes. I did one last week. I know that feeling yeah don't take it away from you, stop it, fuck you.
Speaker 3:It's my moment, it's my first time ever yeah, and then we got a seven on three yeah okay on a par three on a par three. We love the water, so the flagpole went back to turtle. But right back to turtle it was in any yeah yeah, yeah, it was pretty bad.
Speaker 2:Then he said the comment as long as we just keep birdieing out, I mean bogeying out he would be happy.
Speaker 3:That's what he said, and we did, and we did.
Speaker 2:Well, we did get one more par.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we still ended up with a 43.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Which, if I wouldn't have birdied that, if I wouldn't have made that, we would have ended up with probably a 45. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, because we would have two putted that all day long.
Speaker 1:All day long yes.
Speaker 2:And the thing about it is, if we would have made it over the water, we would have took four strokes away.
Speaker 3:Yes, we would have been 39.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So we are not golf pros, yet no Next year is a new.
Speaker 3:But, I still have to go to work.
Speaker 2:We only had to pay $11 to dues. That's right.
Speaker 3:Yes, $11., $11., $11. And I hope that hurts I hope that hole wins us money.
Speaker 2:And we get $11 back.
Speaker 3:That would be awesome, wouldn't it? We'll have to donate it for some of the unfortunate ones.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:The ones with better partners. So this week's knockdowns right, yes, and we got to bring a dessert, but knockdowns, basically we don't get no money, we just, we're just, but we'll get to play yeah we'll get to play your brother and his partner. So that's, that's a good time.
Speaker 3:That's easy, it's a good time. That's an easy win, it's a good time. Yeah, your brother sucks, dude, I know your brother's fucking, he cannot hit it. No, I don't like playing your brother because he can fucking smack that fucker. Yeah, he's a good golfer, dude, he really is, yeah, he's better than both of us.
Speaker 2:It was funny, though, because the guys that we were playing, and then, uh, uh, the guy was like, hit him, hit him, you know, and mine went pretty good right and he's like, oh, you would have probably hit him, you know, right but I still think, yeah, all right, he's, he's a, he's a, he's a better driver than both of us, for sure, yeah yeah, if you know you can get yours long, I can get mine longer. I can make mine longer than his yeah just can make mine longer than his.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just a little, by an inch. Yeah, that's all it takes.
Speaker 2:And you've done it before. We've taken pictures? Yeah, we've. Well, we did it the last time we all three played. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3:I was the furthest one out there. I can hit a 279, 280.
Speaker 2:On a dry day roll. And fucking he's about 268.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but he's consistent. He is consistent, but that was good. Consistently gay yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2:What else happened your week? Nothing, nothing. It was just work and played a lot of video games yeah we did play more video games, yeah, which we do very good at it now. We used to die. We would never make it. We would get so ecstatic if we were first place.
Speaker 1:Yes, now we're right now we don't first first, first, second, first, first, first second then 12th okay, what about this?
Speaker 2:beer. Oh wait, I want to. I want to say one thing about my week.
Speaker 2:Good. So this guy at work, right, he was telling me. He said, man, I went into the restroom and then he said this big ass spider just came out of nowhere, right, and he said that son of a bitch charged him, right. He said he picked up his legs. He was like, oh, shit, you know. And then, uh, he said that fucker disappeared, right. And he said he looked everywhere for him. He's like I, I was searching my pants. He said shit, I was looking everywhere for this thing. And I was like damn, then that fucker that look that, saying I went in there, I'm like damn, I'm looking all around the toilet, underneath the toilet, I'm afraid, where that little spider went. You know what I mean. So now it's stuck in my head when I go in there, like I'm just wondering where.
Speaker 3:To yeah so we were camping a couple weeks ago and we're outside at the picnic table. Like there was a tree kind of over us, but not really over the picnic table, and we're sitting there playing cards, having a couple beers Dude, no shit. Quarter-sized fucking spider, oh man, just drops right in the middle of both of us and you can see the wind is just pushing it and carrying it and I'm like, are you fucking kidding? Like if that wind would have been pushing one way or the other, it would have landed on us and we were up in the mountains. So you know, this bastard bites yes.
Speaker 1:Like you know that's a nasty one. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:like it was a nasty fucking.
Speaker 1:I'm like yeah where the fuck is this thing even?
Speaker 3:like flying from like you know there's an ass on it, whatever you know, yeah so I ended up fucking, I ended up getting it and killing it, but even still, like it was just out of the middle, like middle of the night, we would have never seen it. Yeah, we'd have been sitting there the whole time and it just came right down and no, it would have bit you yeah, it would have went right down my back and fucking whatever, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:It would have bit your peter. She would have been happy, she'd been happy yeah or in a bad bit, her vagina and fucking swallowed it up oh, you would have been happy yeah speaking of vaginas, speaking of vaginas. Speaking of vaginas, just just a little quick of what's coming. Oh my, what's the difference? Between no no, no, well, yeah, what is it? Why did cavemen pull women by their hair back in the day? Oh, I don't, because if they pulled them by their feet they'd fill up.
Speaker 1:Oh my, All right, let's rate this beer. Okay, let's rate this beer.
Speaker 3:Go ahead, dude. I actually like this For an Oktoberfest. I do absolutely enjoy this.
Speaker 2:Um on on tap what are we looking at?
Speaker 3:3.54, I think it's a little higher than that, like I'll go. I'll go good eight on this, I'll go eight I'll go eight on this for sure.
Speaker 2:I was thinking that, yeah, it's it's good.
Speaker 3:I good flavor. You said at the beginning. There was a little bit of that bitterness on the back.
Speaker 2:But that was my first sip. It went away.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it absolutely went away. It's a good beer.
Speaker 2:You got that too Right at the very first sip yeah.
Speaker 3:I mean once you wash it on the water.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Well, I was drinking a Corona light, so that's even worse. The thing is is they show this with a pretzel on that, and I bet you this would be good with a pretzel with the cheese yeah, yeah I could do that. It makes me actually want to go to a.
Speaker 3:Um, I want to go to a big october festival. Like I don't want to go to our little bullshit across the lake here. Like I would like to go down to cleveland they got up.
Speaker 2:They actually have a brewery down in Cleveland. That is an Oktoberfest.
Speaker 3:Well, they got that whole German thing down there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you could get German food. Yeah, I want to go to.
Speaker 3:That's not your round when Oktoberfest comes, it's fucking packed.
Speaker 2:Game on, but Oktoberfest is now Not in October.
Speaker 3:It's actually September, it is, it's going out in october.
Speaker 2:It's actually it's, it's going out. Yeah, but yeah, this is solid eight. I like the can, good flavor, like that, that. Like you said, that bitter spot goes away and what was it?
Speaker 3:uh, six 5.9, 5.9, yeah all right it's right up there on the screen. It's not you got all these little things up there, but it's good, it is good yeah, so do we want to continue or do we want to take a break, cause I got one more thing I can continue with.
Speaker 2:Let's take a break real quick and grab another one. And then, oh, continue, beer Winch is saying continue.
Speaker 3:the director saying continue yeah.
Speaker 2:So go ahead.
Speaker 3:Okay, now I want to know. I wanted to know. This is just a little. I'm a walking nugget of knowledge, and so this is just a little thing that I learned this week. What's that, which I thought was kind of interesting. Did you know corn on the cob has even amount of rows down it? Oh no, and if it doesn't, then it's a complete informality. It's very, very rare To get one. That's not, that's not. It's usually like 14 or 18. Oh, gross, oh, on a corner, on a cob Around, yeah, oh.
Speaker 2:I did not know that, dude, I had no clue. Now you ain't giving me one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, no, I know, I know.
Speaker 3:Like I want to do the same thing, like I literally wish I had a fucking Corner.
Speaker 1:Well, I just did a corner on the cob.
Speaker 3:Around here corner on the cob is Okay. Now I don't believe this one. Now, this was in the same article that I read Okay go. They said there's between 750 and 1,000 kernels on one corner on the cob. I don't know if I believe that. I don't know. 750 to 1,000? That seems like a lot, but you're chewing for fucking 5 minutes, like you're fucking.
Speaker 2:Well, it would have to be like 75 pieces to a row. Right, that's 10 rows. I could see that, maybe 500.
Speaker 3:It very well could be no there isn't 50 a row. Why isn't?
Speaker 2:there, because 50 times 10 would be 500. I could see it.
Speaker 3:If you're going 18, because it's anywhere between 14 and 18.
Speaker 2:50 a row. I could see that Isn't that crazy. I never knew that.
Speaker 3:That's a little nugget of information that somebody could never use, yeah.
Speaker 2:I've seen that you can win money with that. You probably could. Yeah you coming down the road. I've seen $5 for a dozen.
Speaker 3:I'm going to go up there, and if I fucking find one that does not have an even amount of number, it's either 14 or 18. Or between 14 and 18. It either has to be 14, 16, or 18 if they're even yeah that's why. Damn, now I'm going to be counting. I do want to count. Yeah, I really do.
Speaker 2:Not your education on this show. This is worthless knowledge. Yeah, worthless knowledge.
Speaker 3:But you could win big money.
Speaker 1:You might win.
Speaker 3:I bet you that has 14, 16. How many rows are on a corner cob?
Speaker 2:You know, yeah, 14, 18, 50 bucks, 50 bucks yeah. Make you holler. And now we can take a break. Now we can take a break. Yeah we'll be right back.
Speaker 3:Grab a nice ice cold one like we're going to. I got jokes, bitches. Oh, I got jokes. Yeah, oh, I got jokes. Yeah, get ready, you're going to hear none. Welcome back. I hope you got a nice ice cold one like we do.
Speaker 2:We got the shits. Shafi. I used the little, he used the lighter. Let me smell it. Oh, it smells pretty good.
Speaker 3:I don't have that. I do not have that up there in St Louis. I don't have anything in St Louis either. Yeah, I haven't looked up there in so long.
Speaker 2:He's talking about his United States map that collects the model caps.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and I got the smaller one. Yeah, you can get a huge one, but I just have a small one, the small one works great. But there's nothing in St Louis Now there is. Oh, it will be up there soon though Did you bend yours I didn't bend mine. I did not bend mine. Oh cool, you use a lighter.
Speaker 1:You don't bend them with the lighter.
Speaker 2:No, I'm going to taste this real quick Now. This one's a little bit more potent, 8%-er. You get a little more spice on this one. Definitely get more spice.
Speaker 3:I'm still waiting for the vanilla to come through.
Speaker 2:I have not got enough. I got nutmeg and cinnamon.
Speaker 3:Now are you still drinking the Corona in?
Speaker 2:between I killed that. Did you kill that?
Speaker 3:I killed that, so you haven't drank anything in between.
Speaker 2:Well, actually I just came off of it, you know.
Speaker 3:Oh, clove. So here let me read. Have you ever had a perfection? Alamode, alamode, chiffon, vanilla, pumpkin ale takes a seasoned fan favorite to a whole new level of perfection. All the classic notes of pumpkin infused with cinnamon, clove, nutmeg remain in harmony and the additional of vanilla brings a creamy sweetness that delights the palate.
Speaker 2:Life is short, drink dessert first I would say it's dessert. It's not really as sweet as I thought it would be.
Speaker 3:I thought it would be. I was thinking sweeter, yeah, but I definitely get the clove.
Speaker 2:And the nutmeg.
Speaker 3:And the nutmeg. Yeah, and so it's not your. I guess it's not our Block house, right Block house, or Jacko's. It's a little different, but I'm still not getting the vanilla.
Speaker 2:No, I'm struggling. I'm starting to get it. Third, fourth, slip in. Are you a little bit on the front? I'm getting more of the.
Speaker 3:It'll dry your tongue, but that's I'm getting that damn nutmeg nutmeg and that, like I get, I get that nutmegmeg and clove is what I'm getting the most of. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm getting the most taste of and that's where we get in the Christmas beers.
Speaker 3:Absolutely. Yeah, Like this is almost a Christmas beer.
Speaker 2:Because you think about it other than the pumpkin being in there. Right, we normally get the nutmeg, cinnamon and clove. Yes, absolutely. And then your tongue gets dry as shit.
Speaker 3:Well, now I. Like a cat shit in your mouth Now. Before we go any further, though, could you say that this would be a very good Thanksgiving beer Like?
Speaker 2:eating a Thanksgiving turkey. Yes, yes, yes, I think it would complement it.
Speaker 3:It would complement absolutely Like having a Thanksgiving dinner and having this. I could actually see that Like I'm like yeah, because it's not sweet, it's not.
Speaker 2:Let me throw this out to you when you take this sip, do you taste apple? You know what?
Speaker 1:I mean. Something.
Speaker 3:Well it might be the cinnamon, it's the pumpkin and cinnamon and it's all that mashed together. Yeah, I think is what it is where it kind of could throw you either way, like am I licking cat's ass, or if it tastes like apple it's like a little apple back there is it? Yeah, with sardines in it yeah that's the loaded.
Speaker 2:When it comes out, it was tasting like apple, but what the fuck? What the fuck like?
Speaker 3:when did the apple when did what? Is it grandma's, granny's apples?
Speaker 2:Granny apples yeah.
Speaker 3:Like granny fucking artichokes.
Speaker 1:Not artichokes anchovies.
Speaker 2:Granny's artichokes. Granny artichokes, I've seen something the day.
Speaker 3:they were talking about how Brussels sprouts are good for you and I'm like good lord, I can't eat them, sumbitches so I've only had them a couple times and I know we already talked about this once, but yeah, I mean they were alright, but I haven't. I haven't made them though you have made them, I have not. I've had somebody else make them for me, for you, yeah because everybody has that saying you ain't eating till you're at yeah, I rub them on my nuts.
Speaker 2:They taste good. Anyways, um, yeah, we'll give this. Okay, go to your um.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh, here we go all right, we're gonna mark quick fire, quick fire. Okay, all right. So he remembers what do you do? What do you call when you cross a angry sheep and an angry cow, I don't know, two animals that had a bad mood. A bad mood.
Speaker 2:I was wondering where you're going with that one Bad boo. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:That's a dad joke. They're coming quick tonight, all right.
Speaker 3:Do you know why Jewish people have big noses?
Speaker 2:No, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Because air is free.
Speaker 1:That's not right Okay okay, I get it though. Yeah, it's kind of funny huh, yeah, okay, now hey except for the you guys like all right now.
Speaker 3:do you know, oh wait, how's uh? Not how, or why does a hillbilly's baby drool? Or do you know why a hillbilly's baby drools out of both sides of its mouth? No, because the trailer's level.
Speaker 2:That's kind of funny too. Oh my, that's fucking funny. I'm fired. It is fucking funny, I'm fired.
Speaker 1:That's fucking funny, dude. That was the funniest one.
Speaker 3:I saved that one to the end. I think that's the funniest one. That is funny Because I got a bunch of hillbillies down in West Virginia. Every time I go down there I'm like why is your baby always drooling on the left side? And I'm like, why am I always standing?
Speaker 2:Why are you?
Speaker 3:always leaning. Why? Why am I always standing? Why are you always leaning? Why am I always leaning? I feel like I'm getting ready to hit a golf shot.
Speaker 2:I'm on my driver, don't dip too much, oh my, but actually this beer is actually getting better as you drink it.
Speaker 3:It's not bad, dude, and I'm still going to stick with. I think this is the perfect Thanksgiving beer it is good. I think this is because Thanksgiving beer it is good. I think this is because it's not sweet.
Speaker 2:No it starts to smooth out, but I still get an apple flavor. It might be a pumpkin.
Speaker 3:No, I get an apple flavor. I get the same thing. It's an apple-ish flavor, it's almost an apple, but I'm wondering if it's the nutmeg you don't mean all that bringing it together, and the vanilla maybe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you don't need all that bringing it together and the vanilla maybe. Yeah, I don't get the vanilla, I don't taste vanilla, and they even put vanilla right on the.
Speaker 3:It's the biggest thing.
Speaker 2:It's the biggest word vanilla. It's the first thing you see.
Speaker 3:I think this is the perfect Thanksgiving beer.
Speaker 2:Speaking about burpee, you were going to comment on that last one with the gas.
Speaker 3:Oh yes, speaking about burpee, you were going to comment on that last one with the gas. Oh yes, so the Oktoberfest that we just had from Malmew Bay Oktoberfest we were sitting there talking about it on break and we figured it out that there's no carbonation to it. It was real. That's why it was so smooth. It's like a legit Oktoberfest beer because a lot of them don't have carbonation to it. It was real, like that's why it was so smooth, like it's. It's like a legit octoberfest beer because, like a lot of them don't have carbonation to it. And we were sitting there talking about it.
Speaker 3:I'm like we couldn't put our finger we couldn't put our finger on it for some reason, because you know, we're alcohol consumer consumers consume no, not consumer. Oh yeah, we are consumers, consumers, but connoisseurs, connoisseurs but that's not right.
Speaker 1:That's not right either. Connoisseur, no, no. That's not right either.
Speaker 3:We're going to get made fun of.
Speaker 1:We're going to get made fun of damn it Consoor.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:You can't even say it now, because it's already planted in your head. Consuers no, that's evil. We're in the sewers.
Speaker 1:We're in the sewers dammit. Just leave that alone.
Speaker 3:All right, look, we drink a lot of alcohol. We know what we do. We know what we do. We know what we do, and that didn't have any shit to it.
Speaker 2:And Rick is drooling out of one side of his mouth. Yeah, my house is all crooked, but no, this actually goes down pretty good, the vanilla, I would agree. This is a very compliment Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3:It would yeah.
Speaker 2:I think it would. It's not a, I wouldn't say, it's a, a fire sitting out of fire or anything like that, or no pool or summer, but it is, yeah, I would. I would say uh, would you?
Speaker 3:oh, we didn't say we would, princess the last one, I would keep it, I would keep, I would keep the out last one, yeah, um, princess, is a little bit tough because Oktoberfest are unique flavors. But it's not horrible though.
Speaker 2:No, and I would go ahead, princess.
Speaker 3:It depends on your girl. Yeah, it's going to depend on your girl. She could go. Yeah, then she's going to yeah, she's going to like that, yeah. Yeah, she can do the glug, glug.
Speaker 2:Yeah, guy's favorite sound If do the glug glug. Yeah, guys favorite sound. If her clit's bigger than your dick, you should like in trouble now on this one. I I would jason, keep or creep the vanilla I absolutely would.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I would keep this. I wouldn't. It wouldn't be like a drinker that I'm just gonna break out, but I I think it would be a drinker that I would break out for somebody special.
Speaker 2:To be honest with you around the holidays, around the holidays.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean yeah, you know what I mean. Be like here, guys. I want try this. Yeah, because this is a good beer, it is pretty good. I I'm this isn't your sweet pumpkin, whatever, but it's very well. It's well rounded, well rounded. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like you can taste a little bit of everything. I do get the apple on the backs, backside. I absolutely get the apple on the backside instead of the pumpkin. Yeah, and, and it's not a bad apple. No, I think it's just the cinnamon nutmeg.
Speaker 2:And maybe the vanilla with it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just turns it into almost an apple.
Speaker 2:I'm going to throw this out. I'm going to say Princess, only because after you get past the first few sips, yes, yeah, it's good, you'll glug it. I would trust me on around Thanksgiving. This would be a good one, absolutely. Yeah, take this somewhere and people like that. I could drink a couple of these, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because this is an 8%er.
Speaker 2:I forgot about that, and it's not really that sweet.
Speaker 3:No, and you don't taste the alcohol.
Speaker 2:No, no, you don't get no alcohol.
Speaker 3:You taste the nutmeg? You wouldn't know it. No, Like you're only going to be shit-faced in a matter of two beers.
Speaker 2:Hey, this is the one you bring to her and you get lucky. Yeah, you get anal.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's open for anything. She's like any hole. Hey, where are you on spanking honey? When a woman says you can have any hole, which one are you going for? No, baby, any hole, it's like I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 2:You know it's a tough one.
Speaker 3:That is a tough one Because they're like I mean automatically.
Speaker 2:You're thinking blowjob her ass.
Speaker 3:Yeah, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 2:But she got an apple ass.
Speaker 3:You're like yeah, but then the ass, though the problem with the ass. There's difference, there could be problems, there could be issues. There could be issues.
Speaker 2:There could be issues there could be issues.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying it needs tissues.
Speaker 3:I don't want tissues in between issues.
Speaker 1:Say it was a no tissue yeah.
Speaker 3:It was a no tissue, she was a pro. She's like, yeah, come on Whatever? But there could be issues with tissues on the front side too.
Speaker 2:There could be there, very well could be.
Speaker 1:I don't know, that's a rough one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it is a rough one Now what I really like to do we're gonna try them both out and I'm starting from the back.
Speaker 1:Hey, you're gonna clean this shit off, so that way I don't have to shake shower in the morning.
Speaker 3:You're saying multi-hole multi-hole.
Speaker 2:Multi-hole multi-hole.
Speaker 3:It's like a multi-tool it's straight from home depot okay, here we go, ricky's bad choices. It's that time of night where we love this night, the best part of rick out of them here we go.
Speaker 2:Here we go. Okay, these are good ones. Have you ever fooled around with someone on your parents bed?
Speaker 3:all right, parents bed on your parents' bed, on my parents' bed.
Speaker 2:On your parents' bed. I'm a solid no.
Speaker 3:In their house. I'm a solid no. Yeah, in their house, not in the bed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, that, yeah in the house I lived there at the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, have you ever had sex on the beach and not the drink?
Speaker 3:I have not Only because on the beach and not the drink I have, not only because I'm smarter than that. I want to say I did Cause I wouldn't want the sand all up in the vagina Like. That would be like rubbing rock rocks clean. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Like how they shake it and I know, yeah, yeah, no, I'm trying to remember on one of our vacations to these exotic places Like you tried to.
Speaker 3:I can't remember.
Speaker 1:I think if she was on top you'd be okay well, I mean, you get some of them nice bits if you start.
Speaker 3:No, I'm saying on the beach, on the sand, laying down on the sand. I don't recall you ain't rubbing one. No, fucking sand, fleas fucking, just bite your balls that gives you the extra excitement, swells it up right. She's like oh my god, you're so big, and then we're in a bed fucking in the states couple months later like oh my god, you're so small what happened.
Speaker 2:We need to go to puerto rico, go again just to order sand fleas from online, don't worry I'll have them here next night it'll be a spider dude, I couldn't dude.
Speaker 3:Could you imagine getting bitten your balls by a spider? Oh well, I've seen them videos yeah, like that's fucking swelled up, swelled up grapefruit fucking just walking around and then push all that puss out oh, oh yeah, yeah and then cut it just make her fucking suck it all out yeah, let let's switch on.
Speaker 2:Have you ever broken up with someone because they were bad?
Speaker 3:lover? No, because I think I'm the bad lover You've been broken up on.
Speaker 2:I think I'm the one who got broke up with there was one girl I dated a long time ago that I was like you know what I mean and she was like pretty, you think about sardines. She pulled it down. I was like, oh man.
Speaker 3:So now I think I might have told this story, but maybe not the poop story. No, no, I was camping. Well, I wasn't camping, but I lived right across from the campground.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I met up with a campground girl. She was just on her weekend Vacation.
Speaker 1:With her parents.
Speaker 3:This was back in the 16. This was back when we were Not allowed to have sex.
Speaker 2:He was having it anyways.
Speaker 3:But yeah, she pulled down her panties and it stunk up the whole road.
Speaker 2:I've been with one chick. Maybe we were at the same chick. Same chick. She had big ears, real big ears, and it stunk up the whole road.
Speaker 3:Oh, I've been with one chick Maybe we were at the same chick. Oh fucking whore, Same chick she had big ears.
Speaker 2:Yeah, real big ears. I got her before you did, though.
Speaker 3:Well, that's probably why it stunk. It stunk when I got it. You fucking rotted it. I did.
Speaker 2:I remember it in there and I debated, I was like, let me just get one off.
Speaker 3:No, I hit it. No, I hit it, I couldn't.
Speaker 2:She wanted to marry me. I threw up.
Speaker 1:I said, no, I didn't go down, I didn't have to go down.
Speaker 3:It just pulled down. I was like we are nowhere near the fish cleaning station. Where the fuck are we? Like what is going on right now? Did you? Did you fall into a chum bucket? I think you fall into a chum bucket. What happened? Hold on a minute, Wait. Slow down, wait, no, stop. Okay. Please tell me that you are Amish. Please tell me you've never had water, ever in your life.
Speaker 2:So I'm hitting it and my brother comes in. Bam, you ready to go? Give me a second. He's like no, he actually smelt it and he was like oh shit.
Speaker 3:Did he run his finger under your balls?
Speaker 1:I did.
Speaker 3:He's like I was like. He's like.
Speaker 2:I was like he probably remembers it I was like two fingers across the nose.
Speaker 1:Smack, smack. He's like, oh shit, it's the gooey.
Speaker 3:It's the icky Ricky.
Speaker 2:It's the icky Ricky Smear smear, smear. I said, bob, we gotta go. I know he drove, I'm like we gotta go that one wanted to marry me okay alright yeah, quit quit.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're getting it. Yeah, I remember the smell. It comes back. Oh, it comes back, oh it does it never leaves you.
Speaker 2:No, it doesn't Okay. Would you marry someone twice your age if it meant you never had to work again? Not your age, yeah.
Speaker 3:Twice my age.
Speaker 2:Well, let's say you were 30. So she'd be 150?.
Speaker 3:Let's say you were 30, I was 30, so what? I had to marry a 90 year old a 60 year old.
Speaker 2:You said oh twice.
Speaker 3:Well 30, let's say you're 30 alright, 60, never have to work again. I would do a 60 year old. Well, what do I have to do? What do I gotta? Do you know? What you gotta do, alright you're going down, but never have to work again, ever in my life. I get the rest of her, whatever retirement from 30 on. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm good it's 30 years, I'd probably do it.
Speaker 3:I would I'd probably do it, because that's just gonna dry up here in the next two years.
Speaker 1:She ain't going to want it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's all dried up.
Speaker 2:Come on so what do you want me to do? No, then women get wild at 60.
Speaker 3:No, yeah Well, you're right, as long as she's looking good, I mean hey, you know, I'll do it until 70. Beyond that you're like but you'll be 40 at that age, dude. Hey, if she's gonna start licking it the same way I do, I can watch her to lick it. Yeah, like some grandma just wheeling up to fucking dinner 70 years old.
Speaker 2:It would be hard to be 40 and doing a seven-year-old or 80 year old well, it'd be hard.
Speaker 3:Well now, but think about that though. Yeah, because now you're, you're basically putting the same thing. If it'd be so, would it be hard to do? You're 30, doing a 60 year old, right? Yeah, now move that up 30 years.
Speaker 2:Now you're 40 doing it.
Speaker 3:A 70 year old or 80. So in 80. Yeah, but are they really going to be still doing it?
Speaker 2:At 80, you might have to do it once a year.
Speaker 3:If you're lucky. Flip it a little bit, if you're lucky you just go over and go fling, fling, fling, fling, flinging fling. Oh, thank you, we're good for a year.
Speaker 2:Here's my retirement check and then you go 50, or wait, you go. You don't even have to go 50. You go 45, they're 90, and then at that point they ain't around no 90.
Speaker 3:At that point they ain't around no 90, what do you mean? They didn't make it there. Yeah, You're done. I'm sorry. I slept really hard that night on top of the pillow on top of her face. I rolled over, I rolled over. I didn't realize she was so delicate.
Speaker 2:But you think if a 20-year year old dating a 40, they'd be on it?
Speaker 3:well, absolutely, you would be oh, 40 year old fuck a 40 year old, I'd be all over. Yeah, that'd be like, yeah, so would you? Yeah, I would too, yeah, 20 year old me, don't, don't look at me.
Speaker 1:I'm the bad guy. I am too, Rick. Why are you so bad?
Speaker 3:The 50-year-old you the 56-year-old you would be banging the 40-year-old.
Speaker 1:I would.
Speaker 3:Everything's turning right now. No let me ask you this she's going to be laying on that pillow.
Speaker 2:She's going to be laying on our pillow. Now let's reverse it. Would you date someone half your age going negative? Are you really like you're gonna ask that question and then you didn't have to work again?
Speaker 3:I'd be like okay, well, let me ask you this like, yeah, would you date a porn star to be able to do that?
Speaker 2:To never work again. To never work again, yes, but the thing is, you have to accept her business.
Speaker 3:She comes home and drips it in your mouth every fucking day and all that, but you're not working.
Speaker 2:I'm not going down.
Speaker 3:No, I would never probably go down in my life again. No, I wouldn't either. No, because she'd bring friends over.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but even then I wouldn't go down.
Speaker 1:No, exactly.
Speaker 3:No, that's what I'm saying. Would you Would?
Speaker 2:you be. That would be hard, that would be very hard.
Speaker 3:I don't know if I'd be able to do it. I don't know the mental game, the mental game of just a big dick. Yeah and yeah, oh. How was your day? Oh, I got rammed by fucking 12 foot fucking they were standing across the street fucking me.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. Like I wouldn't, yeah, yeah, I don't know. You get on it and she's like are you in? Yeah, yeah, exactly, it's like damn, yeah, I'd be, yeah, yeah, I mean. You even wonder how them women could have, unless they're dating the guy that yeah, but I they say it's all different for women you know-hmm. You know, but it's not about your size. Billy, but it'd be a mental game, I think it's.
Speaker 3:I just have a little dick.
Speaker 2:That's why they tell me that it's not about the size. It's not about the size. You hear that a lot, I hear that a lot. Let one of the cards say make your own question. Have you ever heard?
Speaker 3:It's not about the size. Yeah, a couple times.
Speaker 2:In the last week. Yeah, anyways, I'm sweating now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and I'm done with this beer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so we should rate this we got to rate this. I'm a nine, I would, but I hate to put it in the pumpkin category. I do hate to you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3:you have to, because, if I put it, in the pumpkin category.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna bring it down more than I would just to average. Like drinking this, I'm like it's very good. I would for a thanksgiving beer, I'd give it a 10. You see what I'm saying, but for a pumpkin beer I do, I'm around I get a solid nine.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because I'm actually a solid eight now that you you know what I'm saying now that you say that, like I'm a solid eight on this, just because, well, it's not well okay, pumpkin category all right now now hold on a minute though. Yeah, let's say we almost have to do a two pumpkin category because we like our sweet pumpkins. Right, yeah, yeah, we do like our sweet pumpkins and this isn't, and this isn't. So how do you compare that?
Speaker 2:to our. I would put this in the same as Jacko Jacko's sweet as shit, though to a point, blockhouse is sweeter. Yes, it is it absolutely this isn't as sweet, but I would say now that I think you got to think pumpkin, if you're in the pumpkin ale I'm getting eight and a half.
Speaker 3:That's eight and a half and solid, yeah, solid eight and a half.
Speaker 2:Now would Solid, yep, solid eight and a half Now would I drink this around Thanksgiving All day long. This is probably top priority.
Speaker 3:I can't believe this is an 8%-er, for one I know, because it doesn't taste like it. I feel it, though I'm feeling it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I think everybody else knows what we're feeling.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think people listen to the show.
Speaker 3:Know what we're feeling. Listen to the show. I didn't realize that, though you couldn't taste that. No and it creeps up on you. I would sit there and I would probably have three of these fuckers and be like holy fuck, I forgot they're an 8%-er and not even realize it. You know what I mean? It almost tastes like just an everyday drinker. Here you go, make an ultra, here's your water.
Speaker 2:Did we say Jason Keeper?
Speaker 3:Yeah, we already did all that.
Speaker 2:I'd say, like you, solid eight and a half yeah.
Speaker 3:Absolutely. I say trust.
Speaker 2:Shafly.
Speaker 3:You did a great job.
Speaker 2:Do it around. Do it around Thanksgiving Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if you could find this and have Thanksgiving dinner with it, oh that would be great.
Speaker 2:You're going to put that cap up on your thing, yeah, Anyways, Rick was trying to put his cap back on. Anyways, just want to put out there. You guys come and help us and support the show. If you want to put out there, you guys come and help us and support the show. If you want to support the show, you could go to Another Reason to Drink on Buzzsprout and you could become a supporter there. Supporter.
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Speaker 2:A full six years. We'll have five behind us, but we'll be on our six years. A full six years. We'll have five behind us, but we'll be on our six. On our six. Yeah, so we got many shows out there for you to listen to, so I don't know Like can you donate a liver?
Speaker 1:Yeah, is there any way you?
Speaker 3:can. There is one on there that you can.
Speaker 2:You can donate it just to Ricky. Ricky liver, the.
Speaker 3:Ricky liver fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he needs some milk, thistle, milk, thistle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I got the new one. I know I got the energy actually.
Speaker 2:Oh, you did.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I'll have to maybe try that Hit you up with it.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, yeah, maybe we'll get a sponsorship for that. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Rogan did.
Speaker 2:Come on, this would be a good show for sponsorship of liver, oh hell yeah, it would be a great show anyways, what's your last? Any last thoughts or not?
Speaker 3:last thoughts, not last thoughts it's been a very long week love the weather going camping this weekend? Oh yeah, going to real quick. I'm going to Warren PA. I'll be out there. I'll be handing out T-shirts and everything else Sweet. So we'll be out there in Warren PA. Yeah, doing the brew fest out there? Oh, that's cool, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 3:There are 35 people. Yeah, there are 35 people.
Speaker 1:I might get 35 different.
Speaker 2:I'll give you some merch.
Speaker 3:I got some too, yeah, but I got there's 35 different. They say breweries, distilleries and wineries, so I don't know how many breweries there are actually going to be. So but yeah, we'll be out there on Warren PA Downtown Warren PA Beautiful area, beautiful Right there on Warren PA downtown Warren PA Beautiful area, beautiful Right there on the Allegheny River. So, hey, if you guys want to swing by, say hi, look for a guy that looks like a crazy bear guy, yeah yeah, yeah. But kind of shaved up.
Speaker 3:Kind of shaved up If a girl's standing next to me don't say hi, so don't come find me, never mind, never mind anyways.
Speaker 2:Uh, my another reason to drink is I have to uh piggyback on you beautiful weather. I love this time of season. That's why it makes so beautiful being up in the northeast when we have these beautiful sunny days and beautiful we're 80s for the next week, I know so beautiful.
Speaker 3:But no humidity.
Speaker 2:It's going to be beautiful. It's beautiful, it's going to be great.
Speaker 3:And now we're all going to be bitching about leaves.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're right, Very quickly, very quickly. And they're returning Any last thoughts. Rick, don't drink and drive, and God bless y'all. See, and God bless y'all.
Speaker 1:See you next week. Bye.