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Another Reason to Drink
Try not to FALL asleep!
welcome back to another reason to drink the show that'll put you to sleep just listen to it before you go to bed every night yep, this is, princess, the hostess with the mostest, and I got my sidekick, ricky rick. Okay, ricky Rick, what do we got in store for tonight?
Speaker 3:Well, we're doing yours first, so why don't you read that?
Speaker 2:first we're doing Fall Festival. It is LA Coddettville Brewing Company. It comes out of Little Valley, new York, and this one is German, imported German hops. It's 5.6. It's uh how do you say it? Marzen lager.
Speaker 2:so it's it's kind of like we did the uh, the same lager not long ago, was it last week or the week before, week before, I think, but it was all known for what like octoberfest, yeah, yeah, so this one is. I would classify this one as a um, it says fall festival, but I would classify as like the october fest yeah and then the other one we're doing tonight.
Speaker 3:We are doing another alicatville, which we've done, quite a few of alicatvilles but and we've liked almost every one of them. I know that it's one of our most yeah, is a Pumpkinville, ale brewed with pumpkin, that's all it says. Wow. And brewed with our favorite local farm, pumpkinville.
Speaker 2:It's going to be interesting that one's six something right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is 6.5.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, here we go, here we go. That's not your alarm clock, I hope not.
Speaker 3:That should be. You're like oh, it's time to get up and drink.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'd get right up, it's got a good flavor, but it would almost need to be a little bit colder. It's not bad, the first sip, yeah.
Speaker 3:I would agree with beer wine, Jay. It almost tastes like a brown ale.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's some kind of fruit flavor on it, isn't it?
Speaker 3:Yeah, with almost like a little bit of a bitter on the back too A little bit, I mean very slightly. But when I went to go swallow again I was like, hmm, where'd that come from? Wait a minute.
Speaker 2:It's left over in your teeth.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just bitter, left over in your teeth. Yeah, just bitter.
Speaker 2:Bitter, bitter she is. So, what is going on in your world so quickly today?
Speaker 3:Not a whole lot, man, it's just been a short, long week. I mean, I literally only worked three days. Oh, yeah, you know, I had Monday off, I forgot most people did Right, I got tomorrow off, but I'm fucking beat.
Speaker 3:Like I'm'm like what the hell happened yeah I was like I don't know, I don't know if I'm coming down with something. Maybe a little bit, you know what I mean kind of feel a little under the weather, but not really. But it's like huh, I don't know, just don't feel well, I, I was kind of the same.
Speaker 3:I was telling you like I don't know if it's because the cooler, the grayer weather yeah, yeah yeah, it just makes you feel like oh yeah, just all week has been kind of just like yeah, this week it was, it was long.
Speaker 2:It's amazing. Yeah, and I didn't. I, I wouldn't say, slept the best either um, no, no, I really haven't been no, I tried to do the windows open one night and there wasn't enough air and cool breeze coming in. I woke up and I was freezing.
Speaker 3:You were yeah, because I don't get no sun in my house either. Even when the sun's out, I don't get any sun in my house.
Speaker 1:It stays cool. So it stays cool in here.
Speaker 3:I tried to open the windows and I woke up fucking like 3 in the morning.
Speaker 1:I was like fuck this throw another blanket, fuck, never mind you gotta get up and go to work anyway.
Speaker 2:So damn, that's bad, yeah, yeah, you don't want to hear that. That's my alarm clock, that's your alarm.
Speaker 3:You wake up, chit chattering, your teeth chattering like okay, time to go to work, can't afford heat Can't afford heat. Can't afford heat. Gotta go Whoa.
Speaker 2:But today kicks off the NFL too. It does, yes, so I'm excited about that Right Getting into the season here, dude, I haven't even watched one game yet.
Speaker 3:I have. I have not watched one game yet. No preseason game, no nothing.
Speaker 2:I think it's going to be difficult to watch games. Anyways, I think all the people, all the networks, everybody's trying to make a buck off of it. Don't say that Everybody wants to make a dollar. Don't say that Make you holler, I'm pooping on it.
Speaker 3:I guess I'm going to save on my new internet.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:All right, all right, just to watch the Browns lose, yeah.
Speaker 2:Rick got new internet, Conor. He switched over to the fiber optics side Fiber optics. Moving up in the world. And what's weird? Because take eight years ago you struggled to get internet.
Speaker 3:Internet, oh, absolutely.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I remember Bobby. I was like playing on cable modem and Bobby's still like hold on a second. Yeah, he was still doing dial-up. Yeah, so I'm calling.
Speaker 1:Daniel, why did you call my old phone?
Speaker 3:I'm like David. What's going on? I froze.
Speaker 2:People don't even know that sound anymore. No, no, kids especially. Yeah no clue, no clue, no clue. They're like what you talking about.
Speaker 1:You just prayed that the porno would freeze on a pussy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, not a dick. You're like damn it, or?
Speaker 1:the guy's face. I have to reboot it come on or the guy's face.
Speaker 3:Just get the magazine off from underneath my bed. It's quicker.
Speaker 2:It's quicker, at least I can switch.
Speaker 3:At least I can switch the picture.
Speaker 2:You kind of fold the pictures down to get get the rhythm going.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I'm with her yeah, I used to cut them all out and fucking do it like a flip book you staple them together and then Like a little cartoon.
Speaker 1:Like Just in and out, in and out in and out, in and out.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, take two hands, that's all right. That's what you got a pillow for.
Speaker 2:That's why you got ET in the corner.
Speaker 3:That's right ET's in the corner. He only got about three flips through it, though. He only lasted about three days. Then you got to cut up a whole new book.
Speaker 2:It was more work, more work. You look at ET and say it's time, it's time.
Speaker 3:He's like ET, vote him Go home.
Speaker 2:He's like ET. Vote him Go home. He's like I want to go home. His little finger glowing. People are like ET. Who the hell is that ET? Anyways, extra testicle.
Speaker 3:In Rick's case it was.
Speaker 2:You're giving him an extra one. They never did say. They never said if ET was a male or female. No, they don't know. They never said if he was a male or female no, they don't know. They never know. Never know Rakes was definitely a cross-dresser.
Speaker 3:Remember he dressed up like a little old lady.
Speaker 2:So he was probably an old lady. Anyways, other than the short week, long week, what did you do over the holiday week? Oh, we helped my brother, that's right.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah, we painted a roof. I went for a little ride just checking out different campsites and campgrounds, shit like that. I think you were telling people about it and we're gonna go up there yeah, we went up to lake chautauqua and then came back down through kinzu dam, stuff like that it was beautiful.
Speaker 3:It was really beautiful, but didn't really find. I mean, we found a couple up there. They were like, oh okay, yeah, you know, and it's a two-hour ride, yeah, so it's not too bad, you know, get up there, come back, get up there, we can do it in a weekend. Yeah, they'll have state played too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I missed that for that ride yeah, that right it was, it was good game. Yeah, that's what I heard, yeah, and then, uh, we, we golf, though. We got to golf on Monday, monday, which was good. We got to golf out 18 holes even.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So that was nice Back to back it was a beautiful day too. I dropped that 73 yard putt. Yes, yes, I took a picture of it too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was like I was what?
Speaker 2:30 it was probably 30 yard, yeah, it was good. Or 30 foot, sorry. Or more, yeah, well, I one of these days. I know where it is, I want to measure it. Yeah, I know, I know exactly where it's at yeah yeah, I got a picture.
Speaker 3:I guess we could walk the stick up there. There's no way behind us, yeah land over in and see how far yeah yeah, how tall is the flagpole, do you know?
Speaker 2:or, uh, 10 foot, is it 10 foot? The um, what?
Speaker 1:do you call that?
Speaker 2:pole yeah, yeah, that flagpole marker hole marker whatever you want to call it, I golf, yeah, yeah, golf, flagpole.
Speaker 3:Flagstick.
Speaker 2:Flagstick yeah, Six to seven and a half feet.
Speaker 3:I thought it was like 10. I thought it was more. Yeah, when I walk up to it, I got to look up to it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's good knowledge.
Speaker 2:See, we share good knowledge.
Speaker 1:Oh there is some eight foot, oh so theirs is probably seven and seven six.
Speaker 3:Yeah, surprise they're not three like yeah, just slightly.
Speaker 2:You have no clue where you're going oh, you don't anyways, but I also got to play golf today because they had a golf tournament for helping locals with scholarships and stuff, which which is fun.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:We were four under and we were third from last, 16 won it overall, that's crazy Negative 16, dude, that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3:It is crazy. That's good golfers.
Speaker 2:You know, here's the thing. I was watching the golfers behind us and they hit. Now they were hitting from the seniors but they were hitting it really really good. I mean like far there was good. They were like on the one time they were on and two and they were putting right, but these guys could barely walk, hit the ball like a sob but struggle to walk. You know that's crazy. I know I'm like man that's crazy.
Speaker 3:And here I can walk fine, just can't hit the ball one day it'll reverse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm like fuck.
Speaker 3:No, I can't even play. Good, you know, I gotta drive right up to the and then you use the stick, they use the stick to pick up, yeah, the ball.
Speaker 2:And it's like yeah, they got it made. Now they get crafty they got them all hooked up till they latch on to the cart a certain way and everything they're like right there. They do, man Really. Yeah, it's not like they put it between their legs and are holding it. It's got a little spot.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're talking about that. I thought you meant the person. No, I'm like what?
Speaker 2:Yeah, they got an arm moving them out and like standing them up, that's why they're putting it in the sink.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like yeah, no.
Speaker 3:It helps everything out.
Speaker 2:But at the end of the day I was like man, it was a good time. It was a good time.
Speaker 3:Just giving them shots of Viagra.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm like look.
Speaker 2:I can walk, I can walk, I'm healed my third leg running around like a dog oh my um, but I didn't do much more because my weekend was pretty much tied up what you did, so all right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, we didn't do anything special no, I mean just getting ready for fall and winter yeah, sunday, you know, did some chores around here. Whatever went out in the woods, cut up a bunch of firewood for the fall oh yeah, you said your back was hurting.
Speaker 2:You did get better.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh yeah, it was just that day just bending over the whole fucking time running a chainsaw, you know yeah I yeah, but then during that, what was that? Yeah, that was Sunday.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And then I cooked that. I did a white chicken chili type thing over the Dutch oven.
Speaker 2:It was good. Yeah, it turned out good. It turned out real good. Yeah, that was pretty impressive. And you made garlic bread with cheese on it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was good. I didn't make it, I bought that you bought that.
Speaker 2:It was good. You put it in the oven. I put it in the oven.
Speaker 1:A little toaster thing, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:But yeah, nothing special on mine and I actually kind of like the cooler weather right now. So I'm not. I mean it kind of sucked raining a little bit today when we were trying to golf but at the same time wasn't oh, that's right it poured just for like five, ten minutes, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it poured like for a good hour. Oh, no, not ours. Okay, yeah, thank god, because we just hit under a tree and then it went away. Yeah, like five ten minutes was good and then, bam, we got lucky. Yeah, anyways, what do you think of this? La Ocotville Fall Festival.
Speaker 3:We're taking it as a October Fest, october.
Speaker 2:Fest. It doesn't have the spice like an October Fest would, but that's why I could see where they say fall. I think it's pretty good though.
Speaker 3:It is pretty good. I like it a little bit colder, but I would say that it definitely reminds me of a brown, ale yeah, it really does. It even has that little bit of a bitterness on the backside of it as one. The color is real light, though. It is real light, yeah. So I'm going to go seven. I'll go seven and a half on it.
Speaker 2:I'm going eight, eight. I already had eight in my mind and then you said seven. So yeah, seven and a half eight. That sounds about right.
Speaker 3:It's about where I'm at on it. I could, Jason, keep Creeper this. I could keep it for sure. I don't know if it would be my everyday drinker, but it would be nice to have in the fridge on a nice cool day around a fire or whatever.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. It's nice.
Speaker 3:I don't know about princess though, because I'm thinking unique flavor ain't bad, it's not bad, it's just gonna depend on taste, the person, yeah, yeah, so I'll leave it out, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's better, just to you know so that ain't too bad.
Speaker 3:Ain't too bad. It's probably one of our lowest alicot bills that we've done actually yeah, but it's not sweet like most of our helicopter bills.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's true. I think this makes number 14 for alicat bills.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I believe it. Yeah, I mean, they're not too far away.
Speaker 2:We actually, I seen, that's probably why we see so many in our area yeah, it's just right over in new york.
Speaker 3:I mean like we went by it within an hour and 20 minutes away from here when you were going up to this is, yeah, going for the camping.
Speaker 2:Yeah, check out, look out oh yeah, then that would be easy, right yeah, it was like hour and a half tops I see a lot of breweries, or I shouldn't say I see a lot of restaurants that have this on tap.
Speaker 3:Different helicopter right, yeah, yeah, there was that one. It's. It's big in this area for sure that was big yeah. So you figure an hour and a half away. Now it just what town is it? Little Valley.
Speaker 2:Yeah, little Valley.
Speaker 3:New York. So I seen a sign just saying Ellicottville. It was a green sign, almost like that was the town. Well, there seen a sign just saying Ellicottville yeah, like it was a green sign, like almost like it was, like that was the town.
Speaker 2:Well, there is a town that says Ellicottville, new York.
Speaker 3:Ellicottville, new York. Yeah, so it must be like a little valley in New York.
Speaker 2:It says brewed and packaged in Little Valley, new York, and then it says Ellicottville, new York. Yeah, so it must be right in that same area. Same area, but I mean it's pretty good. I'm excited to see what the pumpkin one tastes like, to see if the pumpkin one's going to be so now that's just an ale brewed with pumpkin. So I'm kind of.
Speaker 3:I am wondering how that is going to transpire. You know what I mean. Is it going to be a pumpkin ale, or is it just going to have that hint of pumpkin?
Speaker 2:in it. You know who had that. That one that I brought um was up towards. It was called palestine, palestine. Oh, palette, palette, yeah, that, yeah, palatine, palette, that's a t right, yeah, yeah, palatine. Anyways that brewery, remember they had one that was a pumpkin beer and it just said roasted, but it was an ale. Remember it wasn't a pumpkin beer, it was like it was just like this.
Speaker 3:It had it. Just you just had a slight hint on the back side of it. Yeah, I'm wondering if that's how that's gonna be, yeah, I probably I mean this is a six, five, two though. So I don't know if they made it a little sweeter and gave it the whole pumpkin pie type flavor flavor. But it doesn't say that you know what I mean, just says I'm curious to see, oh, that's the latte. So I know they have the pumpkin latte, which I believe we did. That We've done that one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, out of LA Cocktail. Yeah, that one's really popular. You see that around a lot of restaurants too as well. Yeah, so it'll be interesting. Anyways, are you done with yours?
Speaker 2:We could probably take a break here and go get another ice cold one and then tell some jokes and get back to the Ricky's and then tell some jokes and get back to the Ricky's bad decisions. Yeah, and jump on that. Yeah, okay, we'll be right back. You go get a nice ice cold one. Why, we do See you real soon. Yep, welcome back. I hope you got another ice cold one, like we do. I forgot to tell you this story, though.
Speaker 2:When we were out playing golf today, ethan was playing his music right, and you know first half and everything. So he went to golf right or hit, and I said the second nine were playing my music. You know what I mean versus his. But one of the songs he put playing on there, it caught on my head. It was like everything. It was like I got a new hoe, I got a new car, I got a new drip, and it would go drip, chick, drip, chick, you know, or something like that. And it just stuck in my head, right, and I like Ethan, and then I kept every time he would swing up drip, chick, chick, chick. So, anyways, I asked him what it was and here's the beat to it Everything new.
Speaker 1:I'm ready to go, ready for more, I'm ready for new.
Speaker 2:I'll make a straight on the stone you already know, but that's what it was and it just stuck in my head and everything new.
Speaker 3:Who the hell is it?
Speaker 2:I have no clue, I just put it in there. I don't know, I keep. Two songs came up. There's like another version, but it's Mickey dollar X, f, g, f, b, g, duck, you know.
Speaker 3:Oh dude, he's really good, he's really good.
Speaker 2:This one. He's puffing smoke. Oh yeah, I've got to fast forward.
Speaker 1:This was E-Money's songs huh, he's all jamming out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I was like ooh, and I was like the second half. So the kid that I, when we got on there I said, well, we normally like to play this alternative, rediscover the 90s alternative, right, right. And I put that on and he started. He knew the group started singing it. I look over he's like, oh, this is what I like, you know. And I was like, oh, I'm surprised he was hanging with Ethan.
Speaker 3:Right, they were getting it. So he goes back and forth. Oh yeah, I mean. I have a wide range of music you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Yeah and he said he's playing guitar because a Sublime song came on. Okay, and he says he loves playing the guitar, he plays the guitar and one of the things that he likes doing is playing Sublime's music. Oh, and I was like, oh yeah, I. I said, me and my brother, we went on a trip, we went and seen them, you know.
Speaker 3:And he said, I said, but the band that opened for him was good and he was like no, you seen bad fish bad fish.
Speaker 2:That's what you didn't see. That's right, we didn't see. We seen bad fish.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's a two totally different.
Speaker 2:That's right, but and then there was a group that was playing before bad fish yeah, I forget what that might have been it was a theory of the dead man, yeah, that was yeah yeah, that was, yeah they're.
Speaker 3:They're really good, yeah they are really good.
Speaker 2:So anyways, he was.
Speaker 3:Uh, he's a new listener, so say hi, hi he's a good golfer too, anyways uh, 300 yards, yeah, 13, I think yeah, killing it, dude it.
Speaker 2:Killing it Loved it. Killing it, smalls Killing it.
Speaker 3:So do you know why Americans are so good at Rubik's Cubes? No, why? Because we have a history of separating colors.
Speaker 2:That ain't right, I was thinking you were going to say we have a good history of taking things apart or something like that. No, no no, you know you used to do that.
Speaker 3:take the little stickers off and put them in and turn them up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the only way I could figure it out.
Speaker 3:Oh, man. So you know what Cat? Oh, we forgot to open mine. I forgot, I opened mine.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's actually not bad. I'm sitting here like, oh, we got to open the beer.
Speaker 3:All right. Do you know what your wife and KFC has in common? No, I don't. After you're done with the breast and legs. You got a greasy box to put your bone in.
Speaker 1:Greasy box.
Speaker 3:That one's pretty good. That's all I got today. This is actually pretty good.
Speaker 2:It's not, I got today. This is actually pretty good.
Speaker 3:It's not bad. I actually get the bread. Yeah, like not the pie. It's almost like a sweet bread, like a pumpkin bread.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because someone said that either is a pumpkin bread or a pumpkin pie. It could be a very sweet pumpkin pie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get pie.
Speaker 3:I don't know, it's kind of a weird aftertaste. It is, it's sweet, it just stays there, it just lingers it don't go away.
Speaker 2:This one's going to take a minute, yeah because it don't go away. No, and I don't know if I like it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, not real sure I mean it's not bad.
Speaker 2:But I'm not on the fence of it not going away it just won't go away, though it won't, I only had two sips, and it won't go away.
Speaker 1:It won't go away.
Speaker 2:It's like someone's sucking your.
Speaker 3:It just don't go away. It just ain't go away.
Speaker 2:It wouldn't matter what you do, you can't get that shit out of your mouth.
Speaker 3:Oh, I don't know, I don't. I like the taste of it at first. I love the front end of it. Yeah, that tastes really good. It tastes really pumpkin-y.
Speaker 2:It's the bread part that seems like it, it seems like it just lingers. Like a yeast. Yeah, yeah Like a yeast infection, yeah it just lingers Like a yeast.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, like a yeast infection. Yeah, just lingers.
Speaker 2:This will cover up that suck after 10. Here's a douche for you I got to still drink this damn thing, Put it in a baster.
Speaker 3:That'll make it taste better.
Speaker 1:Tastes better.
Speaker 3:Either that or grow pumpkins. You're there to grow pumpkins, yeah.
Speaker 2:You're growing something You're growing a gourd you are.
Speaker 1:You pick it out of there, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's time once again in the show where we ask Ricky bad choices. We got some good ones for you tonight, ricky, Do we?
Speaker 3:Yeah, aren't they all good?
Speaker 2:Some of them are Wait.
Speaker 3:Now, come on. You should have read these beforehand. I did. We have a week to plan for this show.
Speaker 2:Have you ever gone out with the intentions of having a one-night stand?
Speaker 3:I believe every time I went out yeah, going to a club now. Did it happen?
Speaker 1:no, but had full intentions.
Speaker 3:Well, that's a trick question you know what though, dude, but when I got home it was still a one-night stand it. Whether or without her, it didn't matter, she was in my mind, whether she was here or not, it still stood up for one night she still got it. She still took every minute of it, every three inches of it.
Speaker 2:And three seconds I would agree.
Speaker 1:I had every chance.
Speaker 2:I mean I mean every chance. I mean I mean Every intention Of going and doing that as an adult, have you ever Thrown up on someone? No, that's a bad question To ask.
Speaker 1:On this Yeasty night? No, I have not.
Speaker 2:So I got a story I don't know if I ever Told it on this thing when the cat got drunk and we were driving In the car Ethan was driving, she told.
Speaker 3:I believe it's been a while since you told this story, but yeah. Weren't you coming home from your brothers?
Speaker 2:I don't know where we're coming home from, and she drank a lot of wine. Yeah, she drank a lot of wine and we were coming home and I was having a good time and me and Ethan, or Ethan, was bringing me in her home and I was sitting behind her. She was in the passenger seat, I was behind and we're, you know, having a good time and she's like I need to put the, put the windows down. We're like the windows are down, we're all having a good time, and then she's she's sticking her head out the window and Ethan said, oh, just like a doggy she's like. And then all of a sudden she puked and it and it came out the window and in the window and went in my mouth.
Speaker 1:Went in my mouth.
Speaker 2:I threw up everywhere. I was so sick, I pulled my shirt out. I didn't want it to go in the car, so I puked down my shirt. Oh, wow yeah, Because I figured I'd just go in and clean up. And I was so sick I was like, oh, and then we get, we weren't that would just make me puke more. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Just puking on myself would make me puke more. Oh yeah, I was sick. I was like I would have fucking puked on her. Oh, I would have just went in the car.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so we get, I get out, we, we pull and I take two steps and I look down and I realize my hand is covered in throw up Right and I, I shoot out right Vomit and my sister-in-law said it was on the ring camera and it looked like the extra exercise where I was just going out straight projectile, she said she's never seen it go so straight and out before, and then it's just going and then I finally make it in there and then cat gets out of the car. Ethan's helping her.
Speaker 3:she goes shh, don't tell your dad, that's funny dude he's like mom, he already knows he already knows, he already threw up all over himself because you, oh man it was terrible anyway.
Speaker 2:So have I ever thrown up on anybody? No, but so myself.
Speaker 3:I was in a car at one time with an ex-sister-in-law when I was married, way back when, probably 25 years ago 30, rick was married that one 30 years ago, probably close to probably 25.
Speaker 1:Okay, Split the difference it was New Year's Eve night.
Speaker 3:Oh, we had a DD, whatever. There was five of us in the car or whatever, and we got pulled over. Oh, had a DD.
Speaker 2:No, big deal yeah no big deal.
Speaker 3:Actually, none of us were really that. We all had a little buzz on it or whatever.
Speaker 2:Ex-sister-in-law was like I'm going to shit, oh no, and I'm sitting in the back seat I know people that shit With her husband and her and I'm sitting in the back seat and she was like I gotta shit.
Speaker 3:And the cop was like what? And her husband was just like she's not joking, dude, like she's gonna shit, like you gotta, let us go right now. We are five minutes from the road. We might be able to make it. Whatever, we are five minutes from home. Dude, this bitch shit fucking everywhere in the fucking car. She pulled out her pants. No, no, but it didn't matter. It fucking, it was everywhere it was. She had tight ass jeans on.
Speaker 3:You know it was like a new year's eve night. She's all prettied up and fucking. It was like a baby. Oh, dude, fucking it was fucking. I ended up with like a little piece on my sweater. I'm like what the fuck? Dude?
Speaker 3:it was the first time I think it was only like the third time I've ever hung out with her in my life and you got a piece of poop on you. I'm like, are you? I was like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, yeah, dude, that was the night that we ended up at a fucking Amish party. That's where we ended up leaving, because Amish party, that's where we ended up leaving, because somebody was like, oh, let's go to this party and we walk in there, dude, and it was like we were in a barn. We were in a barn, we walk in this barn, and it was just fucking Amish kids passed out all along the fucking edge of the barn.
Speaker 3:Damn, I'm like, yeah, we know, I'm not staying here and somebody rolling up you know a cop rolling up fucking on this yeah. You know, I don't know how many of these kids are underage or anything Like. We got to go Like I'm not sticking around.
Speaker 2:I can't believe she can't hold her shit like that. Oh dude, it was disgusting. I know people like fucking car just stunk like it.
Speaker 3:Everybody was fucking hanging out the windows Just trying to get the fuck home. Dude, it was so bad and you had a piece, was it, steve and I?
Speaker 2:Oh dude.
Speaker 3:I was just fucking. I just kept my arm fucking away from me until I could get out of the car and get my fucking sweater off, because I definitely didn't want to take it off and get more on you and get more fucking on bare skin or anything like that I was just like nope, I'm just going to sit here.
Speaker 1:And I just kept it over by her kind of.
Speaker 3:That way, if she came near me, I could just smack her with it, put it on her face. It was fucking disgusting.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's bad. Have you ever used a fake ID? No, never had one. Never had one, couldn't afford one. I had one, never had one here, couldn't afford one. Why I had one and I never had one. Would you never needed one? Um, would you sleep in your bed with the uncovered tarantula, not knowing if it would bite you? In the night for 10? Absolutely not.
Speaker 3:No, I don't care how much fucking money you're giving me, especially not ten thousand dollars yeah no, no I wouldn't want.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't want that either. No, you don. You don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 3:No, I'd fucking crawl up on my nut or something and just bite me around the nut you know what I mean. I'd wake up and I'd have a grapefruit nut or something like that. Right on the tip, that might not be bad Just looks like a lollipop, like a real thin stick, like a big old lollipop on the end of it.
Speaker 2:Come.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like a real thin steak, like a big old lollipop on the end of it come on baby come hurry before all the puss comes out.
Speaker 2:Uh, have you ever fantasized about someone else during sex?
Speaker 3:I mean, that's the last question no, like, no, I don't think so. I mean, I mean, jack jerking off.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're fucking, that's all fantasy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, but I don't think I've ever really had another chick underneath me and be like, oh, cindy Crawford. Whatever you know what I mean yeah.
Speaker 2:Or I mean, it's not the same if you have one chick and you're looking over at the other chick and then you stop and go. No. Yeah, that would be awesome, yeah, or?
Speaker 1:you be awesome yeah.
Speaker 3:Or you stack them, it would suck, it would suck.
Speaker 1:I'd be like sorry to that chick, I'm done.
Speaker 3:Sorry girls, I almost made it in one of you.
Speaker 2:Sorry, you got it on both of you, though I got it on both of you. I was just pulling out no one unbring anybody she's like okay, I'll just lick it off of her why are we? Like full on porno mode here here's Billy's fantasies.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna make sure I'll be texting Kat. Be like, make sure you listen to this episode. Episode 2 Episode 2.
Speaker 2:Okay, what do you think? Oh wait, did I answer the card?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you just went on the full rant of the porno. I was just trying to help you.
Speaker 3:To help me what.
Speaker 1:I can get myself off.
Speaker 3:I don't need your hand. No, you don't need mine either.
Speaker 2:I got this mouthwash here in this can oh man, it'll clear anything it's pretty rough.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I don't mind it, though. It's not bad, like I I'm. I'm literally gonna stick to the same score.
Speaker 2:I probably would match you out of 7. Now I would probably say this is probably Princess.
Speaker 3:I could see a Princess.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I would Jason Keeper creep this, but maybe every once in a while I would kind of crave it.
Speaker 3:There's so many better out there. If I'm going to spend the $12.99 for this, if I'm going to spend the fucking $12.99 for this six pack, I'm going to spend the $12.99 for the same Adams Jackal.
Speaker 2:Now, out of the two, the other one's easier to drink. Yes, absolutely, I mean. This ain't bad, though I'm getting it down. It's definitely sweet, it's sweet.
Speaker 3:And that's probably you couldn't drink six of them. No, it's sweet, you couldn't drink six of them, and if you did, you would feel like shit.
Speaker 2:You would have the shits.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you'd be like Ricky in the car, I got a shit. Dude, that was worse, I got a shit. It was definitely a New Year's to remember, never forget that year it was 1999., we party like it's been even 99, 98 somewhere right around there.
Speaker 2:97, yeah, somewhere right around there. Had to been right around there.
Speaker 3:It was the year of the shits. I mean, I figure I got married in 90. Well, I got married in 97, so yeah, it was probably like 98.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because you didn't meet her that much no yeah, she was always running around, traveling around, whatever yeah, busy. She's a crazy little whore. So the reason I give this uh, what we say seven is because you gave the southern one seven and a half. Are you going seven and a half?
Speaker 3:I would go seven and a half yeah, that's why I don't want to short them, yeah it is good, the alcohol you do not taste.
Speaker 2:No, you do not. It is sweet. It is a cross between, uh, pie and bread. I would say, yeah, it really is. You almost get both. Yeah, in reality, more the bread on the end on the end of it you get more. Get more of that yeast flavor taste it's just weird.
Speaker 3:It's just a weird, it's a different, long-lasting flavor. Now you do get pumpkin, a lot of cinnamon and pumpkin, yeah, a lot of pumpkin, a lot of pumpkin on the front.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean it's not bad. I've had worse Now that one that we did with that roasted pumpkin from that Palatine I did not care.
Speaker 3:We did not care for that, correct.
Speaker 2:I would drink this over that, over that, yeah.
Speaker 3:No, you guys know what I'm saying. There's better and there's worse, yeah, but if you have some girls, some princesses out there.
Speaker 2:You could take this to a party and 6.9.
Speaker 3:Maybe pumpkin.
Speaker 2:Pumpkin.
Speaker 3:Maybe, you get laid, maybe take it to a family reunion. Hey, punker, you can do pumpkin, pumpkin Ooh.
Speaker 2:That's that bread man I did think about one more.
Speaker 3:Oh do you know what the difference between pink and purple?
Speaker 2:No, the grip.
Speaker 1:I like that one. That's funny.
Speaker 2:Difference between pink and purple.
Speaker 1:The grip.
Speaker 2:Oh my, oh my man. What a show tonight, man. It was a great one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, hopefully we'll step it up. Next one for you guys. Sorry, yeah, we just wore out today.
Speaker 2:I golfed all day and been drinking all day.
Speaker 3:Like I said, I kind of feel a little under the weather, Like I don't feel sick but I don't feel great.
Speaker 1:You know what I?
Speaker 3:mean Like not all happy-go-lucky like I normally am when. I walk into the show I'm just like, eh, fuck, I'm tired Doing this again.
Speaker 2:If you asked him he would have skipped. I probably would have. Honestly, I probably would have, Because you were looking tired. Yeah, I was like fuck it guys Me. I'm kind of energetic right now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I see that. Yeah, I'm trying to get my hand dropped or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah trying to get you to help me out, trying to get your hand over here? No, anyways, any last. What's your another Nope? What's your another reason to drink this week?
Speaker 3:Which one? What's your another reason to drink? I always get them, too, mixed up. Oh, we got the brownies opening today.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, opening home opener coming Sunday. Yeah, so yeah, and ain't really shit going on around the hood, no. So, I think I'm going to just turn it on outside and maybe make some wood fire pizzas and just chill out, get a fire going, just relax.
Speaker 2:Just relax and hopefully get over this bullshit. It'll be a nice day, sunday at 1 o'clock.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're all 1 o'clock games. Oh, they are. I think there's only two not.
Speaker 2:Did we get any off games like a Monday or Thursday?
Speaker 3:That I don't believe we might have got one, but I think it's overseas. Oh yeah, that's right, we got an overseas one, that new England one right, yeah.
Speaker 2:Something like that or something like that. Um, my another reason to drink is that I do like the cooler weather, so, um, that's always nice. You know, it doesn't give the, it just gives the day.
Speaker 3:It doesn't really give. 9 am Brown.
Speaker 2:Steelers 9 am. Oh jeez, That'll be early.
Speaker 3:Oh, that was Vikings and Browns.
Speaker 2:Vikings.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Vikings and Browns 9.30.
Speaker 2:Well, that's good to get over with, but it's hard to drink at 9.30.
Speaker 3:Not. We got a 4.05 on November 23rd yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing much. December 21st yeah, 1 o'clock All afternoon, pretty much All 1 o'clock games, except for that 9.30 and that 1.
Speaker 3:I don't mind them, but then again it kind of sucks your days fucked. Yeah, because when they're in the evening, when they're in the evening, you can at least go do other things come home whatever, get that stuff done. If I go, you know, when we go and watch a one o'clock game, you start drinking a couple beers. Then you ain't doing much afterwards. You're like oh okay, you can play some.
Speaker 1:PS5.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's about it. That's enjoyable, but my another reason to drink is just oh yeah, the weather. It's getting nicer. I like the little bit cooler weather at night. Love it, it's mine. I would love this year-round.
Speaker 3:Right here 60s, 60s 70s.
Speaker 1:That way you can have a fire at night 50s at night.
Speaker 3:You can have a fire at night outside.
Speaker 2:It feels good, it's not cold, it's not freezing, absolutely. Anyways, any last thoughts, and God bless you all. See you next week.
Speaker 1:Yep Bye.