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• Bill & Rick • Season 6 • Episode 30

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Fall beer season has officially arrived, and we're celebrating with a deep dive into two exceptional seasonal brews that captured our attention. The Bent Run Amber Ale from Warren, PA packs a perfect balance of toffee notes and drinkability at 5.8% ABV, while Shiner's Oktoberfest delivers a surprisingly smooth experience that challenges our usual preference for pumpkin beers.

Rick takes us on a culinary adventure, recounting his camping experiment with hot honey garlic scallops and ramen on a Blackstone griddle. Despite the challenges of finding proper sea scallop medallions and the patience required to steam ramen outdoors, the result was worth every minute. This cooking tale transitions naturally into discussions about the joys of fall camping and the approaching leaf season, which forecasters predict will arrive early this year.

The conversation wanders into hilarious territory during "Ricky's Bad Choices" segment, where road trip adventures and hypothetical scenarios have us in stitches. We debate the merits of various brewing techniques, smartphone etiquette in public restrooms (spoiler alert: never put your phone on a bathroom floor), and plans to explore dispersed camping sites near the Allegheny Mountains. 

Whether you're team Oktoberfest or team Pumpkin, this episode captures that magical feeling of embracing seasonal flavors while enjoying cooler temperatures. Join us next week as we continue our journey through fall's finest brews and maybe even sample some of the pumpkin offerings that are starting to appear on shelves everywhere. 

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Bill:

Welcome. Welcome back to another reason drink. This is your hostess with the mostest cream pie, cream pie princess, you got cream pied from mcdonald's.

Rick:

Yeah, yeah, you get the cream some pumpkin.

Bill:

No, they got with some. What's that character's birthday? The purple one, grimace, grimaces his birthday. They got a grimace shake out in that, oh yeah, and they got a pie. It came out purple, though, to me no great blurple, purple glaze on top. Anyways, I'm the hostess of your mostest princess and I got my sidekick rick here I am yeah, here he is. Anyways, I don't know why I just host the only mostest.

Rick:

It just flows out, yeah, but everybody says it, I know yeah, so you gotta figure out something. I gotta figure something, you gotta figure out something else.

Bill:

Oh, I was thinking about figuring out something else. Oh, um, I was with some people and we were drinking and I switched from I was drinking a margarita, right, okay, and I switched to, uh, dulce case, you know, which is darker right and um, but I was eating some fried ice cream, so that was sweet right, and I felt my foot tingle.

Bill:

No, yeah, I know, but anyways, I went to the Dos Equis and I put it down and they're like, oh wow, you're switching from things. And I said, yeah, this one's going to take me a minute. And they all cracked up because I said it's going to take me a minute. I said it doesn't mean I ain't going to drink it, this is going to take me a minute, especially with ice cream. Yeah, there ain't no way. It did not go well.

Rick:

I did just see what were you drinking Margaritas, margarita, yeah, so no, I seen a thing for pina coladas.

Bill:

Oh, I'm not a big pina colada.

Rick:

Well, but it was just the guy sliced up pineapple, oh Okay. It was just the guy sliced up pineapple oh, okay, okay, got me there and then put it in a bowl like a sealed bowl with rum. He said you could use 151 or just regular cheap rum, let it set overnight and then took it out and rolled it in coconut, shredded coconut and kind of like a bite and just yeah, you just use oh I could probably do that and he was like it.

Rick:

He was like it's legit a pina colada like it just, but it just tasted fresher because, uh, you know what I? Mean, yeah, the pineapple and all that yeah, because of, because of the fresh pineapple.

Bill:

I could do that. Yeah, I could do that. I put it all in a blender, he used some kind of coconut cream. Oh, a core.

Rick:

No, no, it looked like a condensed milk kind of.

Bill:

Did he pour that on it?

Rick:

Yeah, he poured that in it while he let it sit in the fridge.

Bill:

Oh, okay, so there was another ingredient.

Rick:

Yes, there was another ingredient.

Bill:

Yeah, so he poured the rum, Condensed milk maybe?

Rick:

No, it was a coconut condensed, a condensed. It was like a coconut milk, oh, but it looked thick and condensed, like a condensed, like a condensed milk.

Bill:

Because you would want some sweetness. I guess you get some off the pineapple some off the pineapple and the coconut well, the coconut.

Rick:

Well, now with that yeah, when you roll it around yeah, at that, right there, yep cu cu, cu, lopez, whatever, yeah yeah, yeah, it was that coconut. Oh, cream out of coconut, yep, that's exactly what it was oh and then he dumped that in there and then let it set in the fridge yeah and then pulled the bites out, pulled rolled them didn't pull, I just took a toothpick and then had a little thing of coconut. You shaved coconut, he rolled rolled in it.

Bill:

That's making me hungry. Anyways, peeps, we got a good show for you tonight.

Rick:

We're gonna do shiner october fest, because it's now september technically no, it's not, I know, but but we're not doing a pumpkin, we're not doing a pumpkin.

Bill:

So we're going to do the shiner october fest and this of course, is 5.7 and of course it's out of texas, and the other one we're going to do rick we are doing a.

Rick:

I I found, I found this camping. We are doing a. I found this camping. It's called Bent Run Brewing Company and it's out at the Allegheny Mountains up in Warren, PA. It's an amber ale, it's 5.8%. I had it. It's really good. It's 24 IBs. Yeah, IBs what?

Rick:

did we say five, five, five, point eight yeah yeah, that's pretty, I thought it was really good so far we did already open this because we had to split it with the beer hook yeah, because we only have two, so I've been drinking a little bit of this, yeah it's good, it is good it's a nice toffee, easy and I like the color of it. Yeah, you know, it's a nice toffee Easy. I like the color of it. It's a nice, it is an amber. It's definitely an amber beer.

Bill:

Yeah, that's pretty good. It's going to take me a minute.

Rick:

I got a four pack for I think it was like 11 bucks. That's not bad, that's not horrible at all, but that's where I found. That's where I found oh block. That's where I found he just got a whole skid of block house and then he had the 15 pack cans.

Bill:

I'm like I've never seen it.

Rick:

I've never seen it in cans. I was like, okay, and they were still warm. That's literally how he just got them in, wow, and I was like, all right, give me two of them, and so then.

Bill:

But then he had, uh did he ask you why you liked it so much or no.

Rick:

I I and kind of told him yeah, I was just like dude, I like this. We can't get this in ohio. Yeah, like my buddy finds it every once in a while down by youngstown. But yeah, I was like we can't find this in ohio so so good, and we might be heading back up there pretty soon. So yeah, I will probably some money now. Have you had it out of the cans yet? No, I haven't had any. Oh, so we'll have to go get one. Yeah, because I got some in the fridge.

Bill:

Because is it different?

Rick:

it's a little different. It's it to me. It seems a little sweeter this year. Oh, okay. It does that could be, though, so we'll have to go get one, because he does have 30-pack bottles, oh.

Bill:

We've always had it out of the bottle. Maybe the bottle tones it down a little bit, maybe, I don't know. That would be a good comparison. Yeah, I know I still would like to do the show where you do a draft, can bottle, but it's hard to get.

Rick:

like, how are we going to get a draft? Well, yeah, we could figure it out. You know what I mean? I mean, we would have to.

Bill:

We could do the show on the road, on the road. We could do it and then come back and talk about it.

Rick:

No, it's good to talk about it when it's fresh, when it's fresh when you're doing it right.

Bill:

Or we'll just have to find a brewery that we could buy, their can, bottle and draft. One would be like you could do Budweiser or Bud Light, because they would have Bud Light draft, Bud Light can, Bud Light bottle. Well, the can would be the hard part.

Rick:

No, yeah, because a lot of them are bottles. Yeah.

Bill:

Yeah, so it's kind of yeah, we have to figure it out, unless we figure we talk to my brother and he gets a keg oh, there we go and then we can do boom, boom, right, yeah, and then we just pour a fresh one come right back over here, come back over.

Rick:

Well, maybe two on the ride over here.

Bill:

I got a golf cart. I know On the golf cart right back. That's why we need two.

Rick:

We need two. You drink one on the way, like, ah, this is really good, let's save the other one. Yeah.

Bill:

Okay, Ricky Rick, what'd you do this past week?

Rick:

Oh, we ended up going camping again. Oh, but I did do what I said I was gonna do last show. Oh, what was that?

Bill:

the scallion and ramen oh, oh yeah, on the blackstone, on the black, that's right. How'd that turn out?

Rick:

so I was a little upset. Oh, I could not find the medallion. Sea scallions. Oh, I couldn't find them anywhere. Dude, I went to. Well, aldi's doesn't sell them. No, I went to Walmart, I went to our very own local sparkle market. Yeah, I guess that was it, but I did it said sea scallions, but they weren't the medallions, they weren't tiny About, like what a quarter.

Rick:

No, there was a couple chunks in there. Oh okay, you know what I mean. They weren't like the package, it was a bag, oh, but they did have some. I would say 50 cent pieces. Oh okay, kind of-ish, yeah, size, but they did have some. I would say 50 cent pieces, oh okay, kinda ish, yeah, size, yeah, but I ended up fucking doing a hot honey garlic on them, okay, before I cooked them oh, were they frozen or fresh? They were frozen. I unthawed them, yeah and then put the honey hot and then dried them off.

Rick:

Got them real dry, threw them in a bowl, put hot honey on them.

Bill:

Garlic and I used uh dano's cajun seasoning so the garlic was just chopped, like the chopped garlic. Yeah, I just I get the jar just to try it.

Rick:

Yeah, no, you know, it was just a jar of shit. Yeah, I just threw it in the bowl or whatever. I mixed it all up real good. Then started my ramen.

Bill:

Like they said, where you pour a little water, right.

Rick:

Dude, it takes a minute, oh, to get through it all. I'm just going to let you know right now. It takes a minute it takes a minute to fucking steam ramen yeah.

Bill:

It really does.

Rick:

You know what is it like three minutes on a boil boil yeah, yeah, no, it's, it's probably. I mean, it was probably like a good 10 minutes.

Bill:

10 minutes, I would say to get constantly putting the water on there.

Rick:

Yeah, to get it broke down, and then I started cutting it up a little bit. You know, once I was able to, without it, without it, fucking whatever shooting out. Yeah, it was hard, yeah, yeah uh yeah, so it was probably a good 10-15 minutes to get that, but I got a nice sear on my couple, big as you. Uh, no, a dewy, a dewy, yeah something like I know it's something like that, yeah so I put that in it too, oh well, and mixed it all up. Oh, dude, it was good.

Bill:

Oh we would it be worth it then? Yeah, yeah, would you do it again like absolutely, yeah, yeah, I would absolutely do it. What would you change other than get maybe the sea scallops, or yeah, I would definitely go.

Rick:

I would go with the bigger if I could find them because they shrink a lot yeah, they came down like it, especially because, like, like I said, there was probably like three of them that were decent, that were decent size, and that's once I got a good sear on.

Bill:

I'm like, oh yeah just like master chef last night bitches yeah, but other than that, but other than that, yeah, they all broke down and, yeah, I had some sea uh well, scallops that were like a quarter size, okay and I went to cook them one time and put them in there and they're you know, I don't remember if they're, I think they were unthawed and I went to cook them and they shrunk down to about like a penny.

Rick:

Yeah, I was like what the hell happened yeah, and then I'm trying to be romantic and here I am giving, giving p the penny size hey, baby, that's every night, that's every night I stack them up, then I stack them pennies up, but it's still just a penny penny wide.

Bill:

No, I want to find the fucking medallions you know, what I mean and try to fucking really, you probably would have to go somewhere where they sell seafood, where they sell the beef.

Rick:

I heard that Sam's had them. Oh, but I mean, we didn't go past the Sam's.

Bill:

You were close when? Oh well, it depends if you were at my Walmart. No, no, no, no, Chardon, oh no, yeah, no. You're like you found a store.

Rick:

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah because we had no service. We were out in the middle of nowhere.

Bill:

Yeah, because you tried to watch the football game. You couldn't right.

Rick:

That was last week.

Bill:

Oh, this weekend Did you get to watch it? This weekend, nope.

Rick:

Oh, never mind.

Bill:

You still didn't get to watch it.

Rick:

I have not watched one game yet.

Bill:

Well, if they keep winning, you do not watch. Absolutely. Yeah, which is, I'll be fine with that. I'll take one for the team, like, hey, you'll be like they're going to the Super Bowl, yeah, we're going to the Super Bowl Rigged, I'll watch, then I'll go.

Rick:

I'll watch and we'll lose.

Bill:

Yeah.

Rick:

That'll be my fucking life story. That's my life story.

Bill:

You need to go watch the Steelers play that.

Rick:

Oh yeah, Just watch the Steelers. Just watch the Steelers. I hear they're not looking too good. Well then, you can help them lose. Yeah, I hear they're not looking too good.

Bill:

And then when we need you, we can say, okay, go to the Ravens. Now We'll start buying you shirts and jerseys, different jerseys Every day, every Sunday, I'm a fucking different player. Every Sunday I'm a fucking different player. Whatever, we need to win. But you got to stay out in the garage, don't watch the game, remember my brother would tell us. Why would that? You scored a touchdown.

Rick:

Don't come out of the kitchen. Don't come out of the kitchen. You got to stay out in the garage. They didn't score.

Bill:

He just wanted her to leave her alone.

Rick:

But, bobby, they didn't score. No, no, no, stay down. Don't tell her that they're staying in the kitchen.

Bill:

Anyways, my weekend I didn't do Jack. We kind of we celebrated a birthday. So we did that. Whose birthday? It was Kat's uncle, oh, and we celebrated that. We went out to dinner on Friday night and then Sunday they came over and we had a dinner and everything. It was good, but I didn't do anything, Trying to get things done around the house. As it's getting cooler, my mind's thinking got to get this done, it's coming.

Rick:

It's coming. Like I was thinking that all week I'm like okay, we're not going anywhere this weekend, we don't go anywhere on holiday weekends, because it's just too fucking stupid busy yeah and so especially this weekend with it being end of summer, I'm like, okay, I was like we I'm sticking around here and getting the shit done because before you know it, you're you know. I mean I'm gonna like, I'm not gonna blow my lines out and shit like that, it's too early for that that Too early for it, yeah.

Rick:

But it's coming. And then we got leaf season coming in. Oh my which we all hate.

Bill:

Yeah, I got to get my lawnmower ready like oil change and air filters and that stuff, Because I feel bad, because I really work the hell out of it when it comes.

Rick:

When it comes Absolutely yeah, and the dust, yeah. You should definitely get her ready to go. I do yeah.

Bill:

I get her a new mask, some glasses, some glasses. I'm in trouble this year because my leaf blower quit working. Which one? The backpack one? Oh yeah, you had that Ryobi one, so I'm gonna get a problem with my ryobi one too.

Rick:

It wasn't a backpack, but I it only lasted. I mean it lasted a good five years. I got probably a good.

Bill:

Four or five years, yeah, yeah.

Rick:

I mean. So I'm just wondering if that just is the end of the life.

Bill:

They design it that way, so.

Rick:

You go buy another one, yeah.

Bill:

But I'm going with what you and my brother have.

Rick:

Well, if you want to just borrow mine, I'm more than happy to let you borrow it.

Bill:

No, I constantly would be using it, because we use it when it gets leaf season. I'm out there a couple times a week.

Rick:

Yes, a couple times a week. Yes, because if you don't move it like it's your fault, too hard to, yeah no, you're fucked.

Bill:

Yeah, no yeah, we're, we're good, we're a good month.

Rick:

Yeah, we're good, we're a good month. They say, that's gonna come early this year though.

Bill:

Yeah, I know because, they say because leaves are already falling. Now they say it's a how uh cold one rick. No, a rick. Nina, I, I seen that. Yeah, it's a cold one rick.

Rick:

No a rick, nina. I, I seen that yeah, it's a comes early, always comes quick, it just looks at it it's like an el nina yeah, or something not an el nino I nail you. Yeah, it's different. Yes, like I didn't realize there was a difference between O and A. Well, male and female, right, I guess?

Bill:

Yeah, well, they talk about that because even storms are named male or female names.

Rick:

Yeah, like I guess I never paid attention.

Bill:

Yeah, if you think about it like your hurricanes are women's names yeah, because they fucking tornadoes they don't name tornadoes, no tropical storms, maybe. Maybe. Tropical storms maybe.

Rick:

Yeah, one's one way well it doesn't like tropical storms turn into yeah, so they don't name I don't know, they don't name it jimmy bob, and then it turns into hel Helen, yeah, no.

Bill:

No, I forgot they do. One is like female names and there's something that's male names. I forgot, Huh. But anyways, we better rate this wonderful beer. Yeah, because it's already gone. Yeah.

Rick:

I'm gone and I'm out of beer. I didn't go get one, damn it. I got this one. So I like this amber. I really do like this amber. I do like it. I think they did a great job. I want to go up there. We're going up there. We might actually be going up there Saturday, that area anyways.

Bill:

The only thing is right at the beginning I get a little dryness, but it's very smooth.

Rick:

But then it goes away.

Bill:

Yes, it goes away, but only in the front, that you get it quick and then it goes yeah. I would definitely keep this, jason Keeper Creeper, would you?

Rick:

I definitely would. I'm surprised I kept it all week for you guys, because you were eyeballing it. Oh, I do Every night. I was like come here, my sweetie.

Bill:

I was like that's all right. I wonder why mine feels funny. I got a pumpkin.

Rick:

I got a pumpkin.

Bill:

Yeah, and I would say definitely, princess, on this one.

Rick:

I would. It's a good beer.

Bill:

It definitely is a good beer. I'm going to give it a solid. I'm going to go ahead. I'm thinking nine, I'll follow you on that. Yeah, I'll definitely follow you on that.

Rick:

Yeah, especially for an amber, yep, I mean, I love my ambers, I love my reds.

Bill:

I love my ambers, but it's a solid nine.

Rick:

I would go. If I went here, I'd be like I would want one. Well, it makes me want to try it on draft, so Beer Wench did have the different beers up and they had a pumpkin.

Bill:

I'd be curious about that.

Rick:

A chocolate stout.

Bill:

Them are very rare. You know what I mean.

Rick:

There was a couple things out there.

Bill:

No, it was a chocolate IPA.

Rick:

Oh, that's right. Yeah, though it was a chocolate ipa. Oh that's right. Yeah, yeah that's. And then there was a oh something, fire pit something. That was that looked really, but that was a 7.3, that was 7.3, 7.2, 7.2, yeah, and which this is only 5a, so this ain't that bad. No, I mean it's, and I like it. Land of the free at you, just moving up in the world.

Bill:

Look at that.

Rick:

He's getting all. She's getting all kinds of Untapped Untapped badges. Yeah.

Bill:

Because what she does is she'll enter the beers and put comments and then rate it, rate it.

Rick:

Yeah, but it helps us too.

Bill:

Yeah, I like it, like it, like it. Yeah, but it helps us too. Yeah, I like it, like it, like it a lot. Sundown Amber, level 20. Woo, oh yeah, I bet you I'm a level 50 on that.

Rick:

Can you switch over to the tap room real quick, just so we can just rattle off a couple of them. So they have an Indian IPA, a juicy ipa, a milk chocolate porter, that's what I was thinking, yeah, I'd be curious about that one too, that cashmere ipa.

Bill:

I'm kind of wondering what that is yeah, I think I've heard of cashmere ipas before. You know. What the funny thing is is when you see these beers and there's what like maybe nine, ten different ones.

Rick:

Yeah, I want to try every damn I want to try every one I mean, and I know that I can't drink 10 beers.

Bill:

Well, I can drink 10 beers, but I I'm not driving now, I'm sure right now, they and I'm probably this is sleeping this is the season that they have.

Rick:

They do have a pumpkin pie, ale which I would like I would like to try just anything. Pumpkin, just to compare it, just because I love my cousins yeah, you know I prefer pumpkin.

Bill:

We said this before the pumpkins over the Oktoberfest.

Rick:

Yes, yeah, absolutely yeah, but now I don't believe. That's why I was kind of excited when I found that shiner yeah like I don't believe we did their Oktoberfest. I don't think we. I don't believe we did I and I could be wrong.

Bill:

We've done we get excited about drinking done a lot of beers well, it was like I seen that one, that kentucky bourbon barrel I know, I know we've done that.

Rick:

I know we've done, I know we've done that.

Bill:

I think that one's kind of strong and we didn't care for it.

Rick:

Yes, yeah yeah, and that's when that jacko's was out there. Yeah, whatever now Now.

Bill:

I did buy some Jacko.

Rick:

Yeah.

Bill:

How is that? This year I haven't tried it yet. Okay, because I was trying to stick to our theme of not trying it, because once you start tapping into them, I get it. Yeah, that's what you want to drink.

Rick:

That's what you want to drink. Yeah, but like so. Yeah, I seen that blockhouse and I was sitting around a fire next to a creek. Oh yeah, behind a camper You're jacking off right there.

Bill:

Yeah, like I, was it an epic night? No, it wasn't an epic night.

Rick:

Well, it might have been for me, I don't know if it was her. Well, that's what I'm saying You're holding a blockhouse beer, a nice pumpkin beer, right, and it was cold. You know what I mean. It was chilly Fire going Fire, bonfire going Pants down. Just got done, cooking great food.

Bill:

Yeah.

Rick:

Belly's full. Belly's full Dick's hard.

Bill:

You're like baby, just come over here and top it off like hey, sweetie, hey hey with your name, with your name that seems like an epic weekend or epic night, at least camping night. Now you're not going camping this weekend, like you said, you know stick.

Rick:

We are going to take a ride, though, up to actually not too far away from where this place is. Yeah, they have a lot of dispersed camping up there. Which dispersed camping is? You just pull in and it's free, yeah, but you don't have no electric, you don't have no water yeah, Anything like that.

Bill:

So do you pack, backpack or do you pull your truck?

Rick:

Well, that's why we wanted to go up there. My son told me that there is a couple few sites up there that you could get a camper in. Wow, wow so.

Bill:

You're going to check it out.

Rick:

So we just want to drive up there. We figure it's going to be a holiday weekend there. A holiday weekend there's going to be people up there with their campers and stuff like that We'll be able to drive by and be like, oh fuck, they got a camper in there.

Bill:

Yeah, that's good, we can get a camper in there. I like the idea of you going close to this brewery.

Rick:

I'm swinging in there, I guarantee you that You're that close? Oh, we're going right by it, yeah, literally going right by it. Now, if the pumpkin's any good, you got to at least bring a couple for the show. Oh, I will, yeah, I will, you know I will. Angry Snowman, aka Yellow Snow, coconut Vanilla Milkshake IPA what is that? Yeah, is this, at the same place what they just made? It A very low, bitter IPA. So don't let IPA and the name scare you away.

Rick:

I like how it says you have an all milkshake from a coconut, pitch yourself at a beach while drinking this 6.2, 35 IBU, which for a fucking IPA, that's low. I mean, this was 24. Yeah, and this was easy. This was very easy.

Bill:

I like how they say drink it. Imagine sitting on a beach or something.

Rick:

I love how they say experimental angry snowman, hey, honey you want to experiment? When I think about angry snowman, I think of yellow well, that's what they even said triple dog dairy, double dry, hop troop, yeah. So they got a lot of different beers that weren't even on the pitchers so that's awesome.

Bill:

So you're gonna add 15 more?

Rick:

yeah, probably. Oh man, I'm just gonna come back with fucking bent run, yeah bent bed run, show runs.

Bill:

Yeah, that much. I just shit myself everywhere I've been over and shit, hey, and this looks like wood next to a tree. I like to poop in the woods. No one can see you.

Rick:

I have that bumper sticker. I like to poop in the woods yeah, I got a sticker on my window that says I like to poop in the woods. Yeah, I got a sticker on my window that says I love to poop in the woods. Dude, I've done it so many times, I get it. I was like fuck yeah, dude.

Bill:

That's me all day. That's me all day. I poop in the woods. That's great.

Rick:

I've actually seen. Okay, now I'm talking like backpacking and shit like that, yeah, and I never even thought about this. But like I follow a guy on TikTok that does a bunch of backpacking, he owns his own backpacking store right on the Appalachian Trail and he was like well, I don't know how you like to do it or whatever I don't know if he was promoting a new shovel or whatever he was promoting and he was like I like to do the stripper pull. He was holding onto a little tree and dropped back.

Rick:

I'm like all these fucking years I'm sitting here trying not to shit in my pants, making sure I'm not fucking shitting in my pants. Yeah, trying to drop it in this little asshole. This motherfucker's just holding onto a Making sure I'm not fucking dropping it in there. Yeah, trying to drop it in this little ass hole. This motherfucker's just holding onto a tree. I'm like Jesus. What a dumbass. Now that's your new way. Oh, it will be the next time I do it, If it's a small enough tree. You gotta find a small tree.

Bill:

You know, I heard this guy who's in a shitter. You should try this at work. When someone comes in, you say where there's lightning, there's thunder. The guy on the other side just laughs dude, it's kind of crazy guys in shitters.

Rick:

Yes, you know what I mean. Like I walk in there sometimes and I want to leave immediately, instantly, because I don't know what they're doing. Yeah, like I don't know if they're shitting jerking off, I don't know what they're doing, because there's all kinds of weird noise, yeah I agree with you.

Bill:

I'm like why are you breathing like? You're like you shouldn't be pushing that hard.

Rick:

You should not be pushing that hard. That's how you end up with hemorrhoids. Yeah, you should not be doing that. If you're making them kind of noises, I'm thinking you got something else going on. They start going uh uh uh, Now I do want to say tell me, this is not the most disgusting thing you've ever heard in your life.

Rick:

What's that? I walked in the other day. This is a factory fucking shitter. Yeah, okay, and like I was walking to the pissers, so we have a hallway, a closed-in shitter, okay. And then you keep walking and then there's two other shitters yeah, to your left and right, directly to your right, is urinals.

Bill:

Okay, the dude had his phone on the floor oh man, oh man watching videos, why he was shitting in the shitter right next to the urinals oh man, I've never seen that I wouldn't put my phone on the floor at all my phone will not touch anything yeah, bathroom like I would literally put my phone in my underwear just so I can wipe, yeah you know what I mean.

Rick:

Like I know where my shit's been, but I am not sticking it on the floor Like I walk, Not to grab your phone.

Bill:

I was just like holy.

Rick:

Yeah, I would not do that. But then at the same time I was like, oh dude, I want to be a dick so bad and just pee at that urinal. And I accidentally fucking like, oh, it's spraying oh it's spraying everywhere. I wouldn't even say no.

Bill:

I'd just like run out of there.

Rick:

Because he's still shitting.

Bill:

He's like motherfucker Dude.

Rick:

that's got to be better than fucking what you're putting it in.

Bill:

Oh dude, I would want to pee on that phone. So bad, oh dude, I did.

Rick:

I really did, I really did, like I can't. He just no I, he thought he was all alone. Oh, and then there's people, and then I like I don't, maybe he was wiping and he really didn't want to he didn't, really didn't want to miss that part of the fucking video. Yeah, but I think I would pause it. Yeah, I think I would pause it and put it somewhere else.

Bill:

Yeah, I noticed I went to when we were camping in that, uh, up for the wedding. Yeah, they had they make um toilet rolls now that have. That's kind of nice. Yeah, absolutely.

Rick:

Yeah, like I usually just stick mine underneath the fresh toilet roll, yeah, to hold it. You know what I mean, because the fresh one hasn't been touched yet. I can slide it underneath there while I'm using the other one right next to it. Roll it, yeah, you know so.

Bill:

So there is the. I mean because there is where. I mean, if you're watching, there's nowhere to set it down right you're not gonna put in your pocket, because I'm not, no, I'm. You get up and you'll, it'll fall on that.

Rick:

Totally well, I'll put it in my front pocket, yeah, not my back pocket. Yeah, or I got phone pockets uh, so yours which I? Really do like them.

Bill:

I'm not going to lie when you're on the shit area, I love fucking phone pockets, dude. Put it right in there.

Rick:

But all my pants, all my new pants, I have fucking phone pockets.

Bill:

That's what he buys. He looks for phone pockets. I do.

Rick:

I honestly, I swear to God I do you? Look for phone pockets. I do.

Bill:

Like my.

Rick:

They probably work good for sitting in Yep. Put it right in there. I'm like Billy the Kid Woo-hoo, I spin it around my finger.

Bill:

They even have yoga pants where women can put it in the side, like that. Well, yeah, yeah.

Rick:

I mean, they got all kinds. The technology is out there. These, days and it ain't going away, you do not have to fucking put it on the floor of a fucking factory, fucking shitter man. That same stall. I've seen shit fucking coming out the sides of that stall. You know what I mean.

Bill:

Like I am not sticking my phone on that floor and people walk all over.

Rick:

Piss, shit, fucking no.

Bill:

Anyways, we'll leave on that note.

Rick:

Go get a nice ice cold fresh one. I fucking no. Anyways, we'll leave on that note. Go get a nice ice cold fresh one, I need one.

Bill:

Yeah, we'll be right back. Welcome back. I hope you got a nice ice cold one, like we do. Got the Shiner, got the.

Rick:

Shiner. I was kind of excited about seeing this, honestly, Like there was a whole thing of Oktoberfest beers at Hyman's.

Bill:

And it kind of has a pumpkin smell.

Rick:

Does it.

Bill:

Do you smell pumpkin?

Rick:

A little bit, a little bit right Actually, kind of like a squash, mm-hmm. You know what I mean, like a. You know what I?

Bill:

mean no, no, yet it's going to take me a minute. Take me a minute, right, that's kind of good.

Rick:

It's good, but I'm trying to let it balance out a little bit yeah, because I was drinking water. Yeah, I was having a water before this.

Bill:

It goes down easy though.

Rick:

It goes down too easy.

Bill:

I'm not a big october kind of fast years. This one might make me change my mind, yeah this is pretty good dude.

Rick:

Yeah, this is really good. Yeah, actually, I mean I am getting a little bit of bitter on the very back I haven't got that yet. I still got it just a little bit bit. I mean not bad, like just on the very back end, but it's not. If you let it linger for a minute, isn't it kind of a little bit?

Bill:

sweet it is. Yeah, that might be that Mars in. That's really good. It is pretty good, this would be right now. So far, I would say this would be a good six-pack to take to a party. A fire, yeah, a game or whatever.

Rick:

An outdoor fire game. Fucking night, yeah, hanging out somewhere.

Bill:

I wouldn't substitute this for your epic night, though, that you had With the fire. With the fire, well, no, but I mean.

Rick:

Well, I don't know, I would maybe have this one.

Bill:

They say you know what's the favorite sound a guy likes? And he said they like it when you repeat it, it's true. They say that's how they know you got the perfect depth.

Rick:

How deep is that? They want you right there?

Bill:

That's where they want you.

Rick:

I like it when you hear the spit. Oh, they're like.

Bill:

You're really plugging it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rick:

I had to wipe it off.

Bill:

Did you know? They said that women can't make the machine gun sound.

Rick:

I've heard this before.

Bill:

Yeah, you heard this, and they tried it Like yeah, yeah, that women can't do that, but I don't know, is that true? I don't know it was, I would have to try it myself.

Rick:

Yeah, they go pew, pew, pew, pew, Pow, pow, pow, pow. They didn't play war, I know.

Bill:

Ask a boy. They're like.

Rick:

Rick does that when we were playing. That's all I do is run around.

Bill:

We always have to tell them to mute.

Rick:

Knock it off. Can't hear the flip step, I'm getting them.

Bill:

Hey, you know what I seen the other day, though I'm a little jelly about this. They had a mouse that was a gun and when you pull it it's like trigger. It was just like a gun. Oh, you pull it, it's like trigger, it was just like a gun, oh, really. Yeah, for when you're playing Call of. When you're on the computer yeah, and you pull it yeah.

Rick:

That's fucking kind of cool. Yeah, it is kind of cool yeah.

Bill:

Yeah, they almost need one. I mean, I know they've done other things in the past where they have video games like yeah, I don't know like I couldn't yeah, I wouldn't want to do that. Yeah, I wouldn't want to do that, the whole time, like if I got to actually put on a mouse. But I don't know.

Rick:

I don't know if that would work or not I know I I'm curious.

Bill:

I got on the other day and I was playing. I was the only. You know how they show a little computer symbol, or they show the ps5. I was only ps5 of all them people playing like and how did you do 50? 20. I did okay, but they seem like they have advantage. They do like it responds quicker or whatever that and what.

Rick:

They hit one button, they have all three vests on. Yeah, you know what I mean. That's what. That's what fucks us they hit button and all three of their vests come off.

Bill:

Pop on and we got to sit there and fucking hold it.

Rick:

Yeah, and you know what I mean. They just show up.

Bill:

That's why they can run around the corner, do it real quick and come back. Yeah, exactly, Well, I noticed a lot of times I'm reloading is when I die.

Rick:

Absolutely. Yeah, but then I was talking to. I don't want to say it. He looks like you, oh my brother but he takes another gun with a lot of bullets and just swaps out his gun Real quick. That's fast. I'm like dude.

Bill:

I'm such a fucking retard but sometimes I take a sniper. I like the sniper a lot.

Rick:

I like the sniper, that's the thing. But if you just swap out your gun real quick, if you have another machine gun, yeah, and then you can keep.

Bill:

I mean, that makes sense, and you can keep.

Rick:

It makes sense.

Bill:

I'm like dude, you're a fucking, you can run after that guy.

Rick:

I didn't want to tell him he's a genius, of course, but aren't that good. He killed a hundred people one time. Whoa, all by himself. Yeah, oh yes, yeah. He killed like he came out, like just full glory, like he had a heart on and he was shining oh dude, he killed a hundred guys in one thing what was it like?

Bill:

uh, the 24-7, it was just whatever what's the one that bomb the?

Rick:

shipment. No, no, it was like a shipment, like thing. Wow, and he was just running around.

Bill:

It's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot.

Rick:

No, it's a lot. I was like dude, yeah, good for you. Yeah, and he fucking. Wow. He came out in full glory like he.

Bill:

He was shining red, white and blue on his dick like, just like, and we all had to stop and bow to him. He didn't come already from that?

Rick:

well, he might have. But so what's the difference between okay joke, a dick and a chicken leg? I heard this, but I don't know.

Bill:

You want to go for a picnic?

Rick:

No, Do I get both. Well, if you don't know the difference, yeah, you can get both. Don't bite one, Chomp chomp. Chomp, chomp, motherfucker they give me the chicken first. Do you know?

Bill:

what's the difference between Santa Claus and Anne Frank?

Rick:

Oh my, I don't know it's going to go good the direction they go in the chimney. You ain't right, you ain't right, you ain't right. That's bad. That's a World War II joke. That's fucking funny. Though that is kind of funny.

Bill:

There's a lot of jokes about her too. There's a ton of them. Yeah, that is kind of funny. Come on, it's kind of funny. There's a lot of jokes about her too.

Rick:

Oh, there's a ton of them Like I don't remember half of them.

Bill:

Yeah, because the reading, and yeah.

Rick:

Well, no, wait a minute Reading.

Bill:

Yeah, because she was blind, remember.

Rick:

No, you're thinking Anne Frank was the little Jewish girl that. But she wasn't blind, was she?

Bill:

that she was in an attic, right? No, she wrote a book, yeah but yeah, she wasn't blind, oh she wrote a book oh. I thought she was you're thinking of?

Rick:

oh, no, you're thinking of, I'm not what's his name?

Bill:

oh, I'm not thinking of a guy.

Rick:

No, I know but you're thinking of the guy that Helen Keller. Yeah, you're thinking of a guy. No, I know, but you're thinking of the guy that helen keller. Yeah, you're thinking of helen keller. What? Yeah, what was heller helen keller's son's name? I don't know. I knew this was going bad. We need to mark these times, but no, that's what I was saying. There was no. You're thinking, yeah, yeah, I knew she was a jew from war two.

Rick:

Yeah, yeah, because she'd hit up in the attic and wrote the book yeah, and wrote the book yeah, and then got caught and got burnt.

Bill:

Yeah.

Rick:

That's why she went the opposite way of Santa.

Bill:

I know, okay, but there might be people. Do you want pictures? Do you want me to? Coming into work, I seen um a guy delivering a newspaper and I thought to myself, wow, that's very rare these days. There's probably people, don't you know? Because when we were growing up, paper route was popular, was popular.

Rick:

almost everyone had a newspaper so I leave very early for work and there are still people that drop off the newspaper at the gas stations.

Bill:

Oh, and they sell them there.

Rick:

Yeah, you know what I mean, like, so I don't know. It's got to be like older generations that they are older people and they don't drive the best vehicles. Let me tell you that.

Bill:

Yeah.

Rick:

Like.

Bill:

I don't know if that's no, I'm saying older people are the ones buying it.

Rick:

Well, I know, but I mean the people that are doing it too though they're older people and they and the vehicle they're not like they're not driving new vehicles.

Bill:

No you know, even the one I seen the other day was but like, how much money are they making these days?

Rick:

yeah, there ain't no way they're covering the gas no, especially out here in rural areas, and they're just dropping them off to like they're not dropping them off to houses.

Bill:

This one, I've seen houses, okay, but that was in my neighborhood where there's a little bit more population Right, right, okay, but they were moving from like here and they would go like 20 houses down. I didn't even know, they did it anymore.

Rick:

I didn't take it Like. I get it like to the gas stations and stuff.

Bill:

Where people can mask it.

Rick:

Yeah, you know what I mean, so do they get. I mean my father-in-law still gets it. They're only what? $75, $1.75? No, they went up more.

Bill:

Yeah, I would probably say $, buck 70, buck 50, buck 75. Remember you used to get all your coupons yeah, from the sunday newspaper, yeah, and it used to be like what? Two bucks or something about 50 or something. When I remember about 50 or whatever yeah, it was a buck 50. Yeah, now it's like three bucks or something like that is it that how, like I could tell you. They're not nowhere near as thick as they used to be. Around the holidays you would pack up on.

Rick:

I just wait for at least three weeks and then I go out to my mailbox. I've seen already and fucking you did it tonight. Yeah, it's nothing but free press, coupons, whatever, yeah, and I can go back out there and if I'm literally going to, I don't know, I just get it for fire.

Bill:

Yeah, fire, fire stars Fire stars, that's all it is. You know I was thinking when I was coming here. I was like man, it'd be a good evening for a fire, but then it started raining.

Rick:

It started raining.

Bill:

I thought the same thing all night long I was thinking we were doing pumpkin beer. What?

Rick:

I do want to ask a favor from you, and I'm going to ask your brother too. Actually, bearhouse, can, no, can you guys put a little bag? I want your lint. Oh, I'll save it all for you. I want your lint.

Bill:

Yeah.

Rick:

Because I don't do enough laundry. I do laundry once a week.

Bill:

I'm not getting enough to make my little fire of stars. I'll hook you up.

Rick:

Yeah.

Bill:

We'll do them dog blankets, you get so much lint.

Rick:

I'll even give you the egg cartons here. Just fill them up.

Bill:

I'll just put them in a Ziploc bag, yeah just put it in a whatever you don't have to do a Ziploc bag. Well, keep it dry, right, I'll put the popcorn in there too, don't matter.

Rick:

Yeah, I pour the wax on it, lay it on fire.

Bill:

I haven't made popcorn in a while. He's kind of like, hey, are you coming around? But people were out this week, so he was doing it earlier.

Rick:

Oh yeah and I was like, yeah, I got a bunch of habaneros coming up, but they're oh, yeah, they're getting right there. Dude, I got probably a hundred of them out there right now really yes, wow, wow, you're gonna be stacked dude. I got a shit ton. I don't even know what to do. That's why I wanted a dehydrator and realized I got one. Because I'm gonna I think I'm going to make pepper salt. That would be good. I got a whole jar of fucking Malaysian pepper, the pink.

Bill:

Salt.

Rick:

Yes.

Bill:

You're on the right track. I know what you mean.

Rick:

Himalayan salt. I got a huge thing of that of my little cupboard save something, I'll give some to mike. Yeah, absolutely so I'm gonna I'm gonna dehydrate all my jalapenos and all that habaneros. I got some srirachas out there.

Bill:

I gotta you're gonna make a salt, then huh yeah, I think, that's what I'm thinking.

Rick:

I'm going to dehydrate it and make a salt. You could put that on chicken or whatever. And I was thinking about doing like an oil.

Bill:

Oh yeah, a lot of people do that with fused oil. Yeah, like olive oil. Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah, I already did. I already threw some in on an oil I, I can't taste it yet, but you don't got covet. No, it takes a minute. It takes a minute. Yeah, anyways, you're ready for ricky's bad choices. It's that time in the show it is that time where we get down and get to know ricky get dirty, dirty, dirty dirty. Stay away from his groin and his phone why would you say that?

Bill:

Don't turn them all away. I'm sure I haven't.

Rick:

There's some out there, I'll take these dirty ass. I'll try. I like this. I'll try it. Once. His name's Mike.

Bill:

We'll try it, we'll try anything once, stalker Mike.

Rick:

Stalker Mike.

Bill:

He'll try it anyways. Have you ever given or received roadhead?

Rick:

okay, let's go with the given I don't know, I don't think I've ever said yes. I don't know if I've ever given. That'd be hard, that'd be really hard to drive and lick a vagina at the same time. That's not head well it is, you're giving them head.

Bill:

Okay, have you ever given?

Rick:

I've gotten. I've gotten roadhead before, yes, and it was fun. I like it. I don't mind it. I don't mind it. I'm not going to turn it down.

Bill:

I will never turn it down. Can I suck your dick? There you go. There you go Now, dude I like. Can I suck your dick? Whoa, that was fast. There you go Now, dude I like waving to like truck drivers?

Rick:

Yeah, Because you know they can see right in.

Bill:

That's why they make that little window. Yeah, yeah, they're like, yeah, yeah.

Rick:

And then they slow down, speed up, speed up. Just don't let her see, because then they slow down, speed up, speed up.

Bill:

Just don't let her see, because then she'll quit. Have you ever hooked up with a close friend's ex? I got to think of this.

Rick:

I would have to say no. I would have to say no on that one.

Bill:

Yeah, I'd have to say no, I was thinking about one, but they weren't really dating. Yeah, no, it was an ex. All right, I I was thinking about one, but they weren't really dating. Yeah, it was an ex. I did her, though she wasn't an ex Right after he did.

Rick:

Yeah, I did her before he did. They just weren't dating. They're married today. They weren't dating then.

Bill:

And that's kind of true. At the time they weren't hooked up yet, but later that evening he's, like you, got a taste to you that I never tasted before you taste like a twin. There's like some kind of twin taste yeah, I remember me left or right side left or right side I remember meeting up with him years later. He's like man ever since that first night. She's never tasted the same the gnarly. One night a week ago she did ever since you came back in time have you ever tried to hack into someone's social media account?

Bill:

No Hack in their account or just review their account. Not hack, not hack. I've never I reviewed someone else's I mean, I guess looked at yeah. Somebody else's, but I've never hacked in. I'm not that good at maybe, hacking yeah no, I couldn't tell you.

Rick:

I couldn't tell you either I mean, I jerked off at her fucking profile picture, maybe once we had sex.

Bill:

Is that hacking? We had sex, that she didn't know it?

Rick:

I wasn't friends with her and I wasn't allowed to get on her her profile. But she had a picture. She didn't know it, she didn't know it, it was all innocent this one you might have to be careful on.

Bill:

Good luck. Have you ever had sex at work?

Rick:

Because I know you got people that were sad before, did I?

Bill:

Yeah Well, the answer was no, oh no.

Rick:

I mean, I've had sex at work In the car Before.

Bill:

Yeah.

Rick:

I guess yeah, I've had sex at work before I'm trying to have you.

Bill:

Nah, nah, nah, nah, I was trying to remember.

Rick:

Yeah, I don't know if I was on grounds at work.

Bill:

Yeah, that's what I was working, like we left like, yeah, and I was getting paid, no, I never got paid.

Rick:

No, I went, yeah, I remember I felt like a porn star that day and you did.

Bill:

It wasn't very much money, though well, it didn't matter, it wasn't very much it's like kind of like he makes a dollar and I make a dime, so I'll poop on company time. Exactly, you're like they get paid a dollar.

Rick:

I'll fuck on the dime.

Bill:

I'm like all right, I dime, have you ever had a sexual partner who turned out to be gay? No, no, I haven't.

Rick:

No. Now how would that make you feel if you've turned a girl lesbian, that is? And well, here, let me double up on that question, would you be like let me lick it one more time? I think I can do it better no, I, I, if did.

Bill:

She hit me up and said I'm lesbian and I know you know what I'd probably be like. Can we all three? Can we all say, oh, absolutely, that would be my first fucking be like. I would be like hey, just a thought yeah I'm just throwing it out, just throwing it out there. Yeah, don't fuck me, we're still best friends, right yeah?

Rick:

yeah, yeah, we were best friends, right yeah exactly Like let me just throw this out there. Yeah, I will sit there and watch her lick you and let me know, and then let me try to lick you and see who's better. Yeah.

Bill:

You know what I?

Rick:

mean Be like play the other, be like here, so that way you know like, do you want a plastic dick or the real dick? But at least you know you're going to get licked one way or the other.

Bill:

Or you just say if you ever get where you guys need some dick.

Rick:

Just let me know. I know somebody who has a lesbian friend oh, okay that they invite what twice, the two to three times a year the lesbian friend comes over.

Bill:

Oh, and they do.

Rick:

And get you know what I mean. Yeah, Like he'll shave her butt for.

Bill:

Seriously Seriously.

Rick:

Yeah, Like he'll shave her butthole and then, yeah, lick the fuck out of her and whatever. But I mean she ain't getting no dick, so he don't care.

Bill:

You're like all right yeah, you know what I?

Rick:

mean, you know, like it's not, like she's a cum dumpster yeah, and you know what I mean.

Bill:

So he and you know.

Rick:

So he, he's like yeah, you come over, we'll take showers. Well, I'll shave you all up, get you all nice and pretty, and then he gets the banger and whatever. You know what I mean. Yeah. So I mean good for him.

Bill:

So that goes back to my story where the other lady's, like you, taste different every once in a while.

Rick:

Yeah, yeah, I wonder if she knows. I'm curious, yeah, or is she?

Bill:

like why does it look bigger? Why is it? Why is it? Yeah, but see, that's one thing you don't.

Rick:

I don't, though, is because you know a lot of them will strap up Mm-hmm, but you don't like the power. You don't like the dick, but you'll take that plastic, you'll strap up, which I mean I get it Like, okay, that's what you know women like to feel, yeah, but, and I guess it's the more sensual, I guess touching would be the Probably, because they're more sensitive.

Bill:

They're more sensitive and they know how to work.

Rick:

Yeah, they know how to work. I get it. They know their way around. Yeah, they know the reach around.

Bill:

I would try to join in though?

Rick:

Well, absolutely. Why wouldn't you? Who wouldn't?

Bill:

But that's it for ricky's bad choices they weren't that bad they weren't bad. No, we found out that he got paid to be a porn star and he would do yeah yeah and we all think about it. Yep, I would do it too. Oh, we better rate this. Yeah, we got to rate it.

Rick:

Yeah, I'm ready for the second one in there. Dude, I'm Shiner's fucking Oktoberfest. I'm a strong nine on this, too Strong nine. To be honest with you.

Bill:

So, because I was probably eight and a half, so I'll meet you at that nine, because it is pretty good.

Rick:

It's a good Oktoberfest, I would say.

Bill:

Jason Keeper, creeper, I would say.

Rick:

Keeper everywhere? Yeah, absolutely, I would say it's Princess.

Bill:

Yeah, it's got to be Princess. Yeah.

Rick:

It's a good beer. It is pretty good.

Bill:

It's one of the better Oktoberfesters that we've had. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of what. There's an Oktoberfest, everybody gets around.

Rick:

What is it? Great lakes or great uh same. No, is it same adams?

Bill:

or say it might be saying that or one of them, same adams, and I'm like I when I see it. I'm like october fest, don't care for now, the, the pumpkin one, I do the jacko. I like that. Yes, not the october. Sometimes the octtoberfest have too much like a nutmeg and spicy.

Rick:

Yeah, they got a little bit of something different to them, but now I've seen a, I'll get it for next week, hopefully. What's that? Jack O's Brewing has a new Oktoberfest out they do.

Bill:

Yes, that might be good. We might have to try that, yeah, yeah. So now I'm'm wondering, now I'll even start picking up some. I didn't buy any lately because other than that one jacko, because I was like, well, let's let's try to do octoberfest for maybe another week, um, because it will switch here real quick.

Rick:

we'll go go to October to oh dude, there's pumpkin fucking everywhere I'm worried about we're going to run out.

Bill:

That's what I worry.

Rick:

That's what always happens to us when we're ready to do it, when we're ready to do it. So if I see any warm, hyman's has a good warm selection, yeah. So maybe I'll start picking up a couple here and there. So maybe I'll start picking up a couple here and there. Southern Tier has made it seems to me like a lot of new ones, but they're all fucking dessert beers. They're very sweet. There's a maple pumpkin sugar people.

Bill:

They do the sugar cookie. Yes, all their stuff is sweet maple waffles and cookie.

Rick:

Yeah, yeah, they, I mean so, but it's a lot. They're all sweet and like. I'm like we are not sweet people. No, I mean, I'm not a sweet person you suck on me, man.

Bill:

That guy comes out like dude.

Rick:

It's cream filled baby, I I just got told it was funny today we were going over to a meeting. This ain't gonna end well no, probably not, but well no. And the one guy was like. He was like Well, we should all hold arms and skip like the yellow brick road. And he started going off about Fucking Wizard of Oz, wizard of Oz, and. And then we were standing in line and he was like. He was like well, I ain't got a brain, so I guess I'm the fucking.

Rick:

Whatever you know the scarecrow or no way it was it was a scarecrow that didn't have a brain and there was a kid up in front of us. I had like real long maned hair.

Bill:

He was like well hair. He was like well he could be a lion.

Rick:

He was like well, rick, we know you don't have a heart, so you're the tin man. I was like dude. Well, when I first started at the warehouse, we did have six people over there and they all quit fucking instantly trying to find someone to work with.

Bill:

He looked like the grumpy old man that no one wants to work with, but I do got.

Rick:

I do gotta bring up like, because like I don't have a filter I really don't much of the time it's all from the show right.

Rick:

So I had two guys call off me on me tuesday, oh, same day, same day. The one was legit, I yeah, I feel bad for whatever, but the other one, the other one was just just, he does it, oh man. And so as soon as he walked in and I knew he'd get the reference, yeah, like I was outside smoking a cigarette, cause I got there at fucking three o'clock in the morning, so he gets, he gets there at a quarter to six. You know, hey, he gets there at a quarter to six. Hey, rick, how you doing.

Rick:

Whatever I was like. What's up, rod, he's like what I was like, rod Stewart. Did you have to get your stomach pumped yesterday to take off on a fucking Tuesday, dude? How much cum did you drink last?

Bill:

night. Fucking dude he lost it, he did.

Rick:

Yeah, because he's older than I am. He was like I haven't heard that reference in fucking years, man. It's been 20 years since I ever heard that. So even on the radio I was like hey, rod can you get? Us a new trailer it was fucking funny.

Bill:

Now our listeners are Rod. They don't even know who Rod Stewart is, I think it's a fucking urban math myth yeah, but it's funny. But it's funny as fuck because I remember hearing about it when I was a kid, 30, 40 years ago. Anyways, what's your another reason to drink?

Rick:

um dude loving camping yeah, love your season. Yeah, dude, I'm loving camping now, like I, we're gonna go find out some new spots and probably go the following weekend so just mine is maybe we'll get some game time, man, oh I, I would love to do that and there should be some time this weekend. Yeah, I'm hoping I got four days off. Yeah, I'm gonna text you guys what the heck?

Rick:

oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, because I want jason. Like it was cool when all four of us were fucking yeah, it was great it's easy to play. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's nice.

Bill:

Yeah, you got an extra guy yes, now me and my brother play and we win second first, second, first, second, first, second, second, first, first, you know.

Rick:

But it is definitely easier when you have three, four, you got there, yeah, you got four, because then you don't feel like I sweat so bad.

Bill:

I feel like I'm losing weight down there. Man, my feet are sweating I'm so nervous.

Rick:

What did we get ambushed the other day? It was it no well rambushed rambush, we got rambush, rambush. Yeah, you guys got so excited, like I got rambush, I'm getting rambush, rambush.

Bill:

Yeah, you guys got so excited Like I got rambush. I'm getting rambushed down here. Help me, help me, rambush. Yeah, I forgot. My brother said that. Yeah, yeah, he's like I got rambushed down here.

Rick:

We're down here. We're like what the fuck is a rambush dude? Is there a?

Bill:

lady in the room.

Rick:

Like what the fuck are you doing? It was funny yeah.

Bill:

Anyways any last words hey, don't drink and drive, and God bless you all. See you next week. See you.