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Another Reason to Drink
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Ever wondered what it's like to camp in a human fishbowl? This week's adventure puts one of our hosts at the center of a bizarre camping cul-de-sac where every fellow camper had to circle his site to get anywhere. The result? An improvised drinking game and some hilariously awkward encounters with strangers making multiple passes.
We kick things off with Victory Brewing's Berry Monkey, a fruited sour triple that packs a serious 9.5% ABV punch while delivering delicious berry flavors. This "night-night juice" earns unanimous praise as we debate whether it's dangerously good or just dangerous. Later, we compare Saunders Brewing's Rally Cap Irish Red Ale to the classic Smithwick's, with interesting results that evolve as we drink.
The conversation takes us to the 50th anniversary of Twins Day Festival, where record crowds gathered from as far as Alaska, Hawaii, and the UK. We share stories of competing in the "most look-alike male" competition and dominating the cornhole tournament against other twins. Between beer ratings and weekend recaps, we tackle some thought-provoking hypotheticals, including how much money it would take to drink water from a public toilet – sparking a surprisingly in-depth analysis of risk versus reward.
As we wrap up, both hosts reveal upcoming culinary experiments with homemade BBQ sauces and Carolina-style pulled pork techniques, promising updates on next week's episode. Whether you're a craft beer enthusiast, enjoy ridiculous hypothetical scenarios, or just want to laugh at our camping misfortunes, this episode delivers the perfect blend of humor and honest beer talk. Grab a cold one and join us!
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Thank you welcome back to another reason to drink. Of course the icon looks different, but it's the same. Guaranteed, knock your sock off, shoes off funny yeah it's like yeah, just a bullshit show.
Speaker 3:Here we are.
Speaker 2:Yes, we just popped that little icon a little bit.
Speaker 3:A little pop. Yeah, a little pop.
Speaker 2:But we changed it up a little bit. I'm going to change it one more time before we settle in, but anyways, I'm your princess with the mostest and the hostest, and I'm here with my sidekick, chick here.
Speaker 3:I am Rick With the big dick. That's the chick he likes.
Speaker 2:Yeah right.
Speaker 3:That's the way he likes it.
Speaker 2:I did get a free pie today. Oh, did you A cream pie?
Speaker 1:Yeah, did you get a cream pie today, you got yourself a cream pie from the old McDonald's.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh hell, yeah they love me.
Speaker 2:The guy's real good too, and you know my brother went, he didn't get one.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, no, he didn't get one.
Speaker 2:He just got a wink like, oh yeah, but he messed up his order. Yeah, so maybe because he brought an order out and he's like oh, my brother's like that's not my order.
Speaker 3:And he goes oh yeah, that's right, and he took it to the other guy. So the other guy was like oh, with the digits, yeah, yeah he might call right on the inside yeah, fresh fill this pie up, big fella, and you'll get my digits lick it.
Speaker 2:Lick it good, pop that cookie. No, anyways, we got a good show for you tonight. Uh, it already started off good, right, right, I'm going to announce off the saunders brewing, which is a rally cap. It's irish red, it's out of, uh, mason ohio, and I think this one, if I'm mistaken, is like four points something, five, five percent, five percent, and you're gonna introduce the next one. Oh, am I? 4 point something, 5. 5%, 5%, and you're going to introduce the next one.
Speaker 3:Oh, am I yeah, I'm doing a berry monkey which I just see 9.5% it's big too. That's all I see. It's big and it's fruited sour triple, which sounds fucking amazing.
Speaker 2:Ethan said he got this down at Victory Brewing Company. He said there was so much, so it's Victory. Yeah, yeah, it's Victory.
Speaker 3:Brewing Company, which we've done Victory before, and I can't read it.
Speaker 2:No, I'm going to mix it up a little bit.
Speaker 3:It says a sour berry twist, so we have to mix it up a little bit.
Speaker 2:I don't know. There's probably sediment.
Speaker 3:Okay, because of the berry.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Now we'll put the. So the first half, we're going to obviously do the berry monkey.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're going to do the 9-5, because that's much better. Yes, that way we can be Story of the day, that way I can just be hammered the whole fucking time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the show would go a lot better.
Speaker 3:The jokes will come out. It's going to get really funny here in a minute.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, ready, all right. Sometimes, when I open a drink at work and it has that pop, I'm thinking people think that I'm drinking a beer.
Speaker 3:I'm sure they do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're like that fucking alcoholic down the hall. They're like road pops. Yeah, they're called office pops that's why they won't give me a refrigerator in my, in my office. Oh, oh, that's got a bite. That's gonna take a minute. That's oh, that's sour. That's not bad, it's gonna take me a minute.
Speaker 2:I was eating them corn chips oh, so you got your palate all cleaned out yeah, I like to drink our water, but ethan was telling me, man, my nose got clogged up. That's not bad. No, but either one's saying, yeah, you guys should switch water and whoosh your mouth out and stuff we do we have some michelobalt yeah, it is water.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why I switched to it he says he recalls back the days when we would go for the um golf simulator, we'd drink modellas and then we'd go and drink bud light and he said that going from modella to bud light was a weird transition.
Speaker 3:I'm sure yeah but it only takes one yeah, and then you're, and then you're done. Yeah, but then you're done, yeah, but okay, I'm not going to lie, dude, I like this.
Speaker 2:I like this right off the bat. It could be a little bit colder. For me, though, it could be a little colder. It probably could be a little bit better.
Speaker 3:I know Beerwench has her mouth open like she's gagging on something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like she's gagging on something, but yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3:I, I actually Dude, I fucking like this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a lot of people like it. This is bad, untap it. No this is bad, it's good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1:But it's bad, but it's bad.
Speaker 3:Because, like, I'm going to slam this fucking thing and high five and then be like all right, that was a good show. Good night, guys. I'm out.
Speaker 2:That was my night-night juice. Anyways, what's been going on in Ricky's world this week?
Speaker 3:Ah, this week it wasn't. Well, we did go camping last weekend again. Oh yeah, that's right, you did yeah we did do a little bit of camping last weekend. We oh, yeah, that's right, you did. Yeah, we did do a little bit of camping last weekend. We ended up in this little state park, whatever. The campsite itself was a little odd the layout, the layout where we were at. Yeah, it was the last one. She had to get what she had to get Last minute.
Speaker 2:But yeah, it was on a cul-de-sac. Oh, your campsite was on a cul-de-sac.
Speaker 3:yes, okay, which is fine as long as it ain't too bad, yeah, as long as you're on the outside of the cul-de-sac. Oh, you were in the center. I was the island of that cul-de-sac, so everybody walked around you oh dude, I felt like I was in a fishbowl. I literally started doing the fish thing like fucking putting my hands behind my ears and fucking like, pumping them, like, like, and I was like swimming around a fishbowl, waving at everybody when they went by the first time and then when they went by the second time, hey, hey, hey, how you doing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was a little odd dude. That's because people are looking at your place the whole time.
Speaker 3:The whole time. Yeah, like just watching us Because you're outside right. Yeah, yeah, just sitting there, sitting there by a fire. That's funny and they would literally wave the first time going by to the left and they would walk around to the right and I'd wave again hey, how you doing, did you get to know people? No, no, we would just, honestly, we would just stare at the fire.
Speaker 2:Don't look up, don't look up.
Speaker 3:Maybe if you don't look at them, they won't look at you.
Speaker 2:Make it a drinking game. You're invisible. They won't see you. If you don't look at them, they won't look at you Make it a drinking game.
Speaker 1:You're invisible.
Speaker 3:They won't see you if you don't move.
Speaker 2:You make it a drinking game.
Speaker 3:No, we'd be like hey, how you doing, and then I'd wait until they came back around, so where are you from? So it was like two different conversations.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Hi, nice meeting you again. Yeah, it was me. Different conversations, yeah, you know, hi, I mean nice to meet you again. Yeah, how's your, where's your campsite at? Because I'm gonna just go in the woods and walk around and fuck circles with you because, I swear to god, it was the busiest fucking. It's kind of like the last weekends before school starts, right well, we started making a joke like no, because it wasn't even that many kids. I mean.
Speaker 3:Yes, there was a birthday party of kids going on like across the street like in a really cool campsite that I would love to add. But like it was like we honestly started thinking like are they having are? Is everybody preparing for a 5k right now? Because I we honestly thought there was like a 5K getting ready to go on like on Saturday or something.
Speaker 1:You were on the path right.
Speaker 3:Because I'm like no, no, yeah, there was a 5K going on, but it's just this circle, right?
Speaker 1:around us.
Speaker 3:You've got to do 100 laps around these people Like it was fucking bad. It was the most busiest walking path.
Speaker 1:I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3:I was just like I don't understand and I said sooner or later I said fuck.
Speaker 2:You gave up right.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 3:I did. I was just like yep. As soon as we made it a drinking game Like, okay, yep, here comes a new couple. Open another beer Be like, let's see who you slam it before they get around the other side. Okay, they get around the other side. Be like yep, that one's gone and I ain't walking yet, bitch Okay.
Speaker 2:You could have a relay.
Speaker 3:Which couple's going to come out around? First which one is it?
Speaker 2:Put money on it, you could see a lot of cute dogs, because they all had dogs.
Speaker 3:Everyone had a dog, everybody had a fucking dog.
Speaker 2:They were all shitting behind it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, they were probably shitting right there Fucking. Yeah, there you go, you're walking behind, they're shitting on you.
Speaker 1:That's right yeah.
Speaker 3:So I mean granted Like it was fun, it was fun Dude, we made it fun. You know A little smoky, smoking a lot of beer you can make anything fun.
Speaker 2:Now let me ask you this, because the neighbor brought this up today. He said he went to the fair and he could create a drinking game of how many people were wearing pajamas. How many were wearing pajamas out there?
Speaker 3:No, honestly no, it was a lot of older people, people.
Speaker 2:Not elderly.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but old they were, all our age Okay.
Speaker 2:You know, with their little. Well, you just said they were elderly, and then you put us in that category.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, they were all our age.
Speaker 2:So they were older, they weren't kids.
Speaker 3:They weren't kids walking around. There was a group of kids-ish 21-year-olds, there was a group of them that walked once, that did walk around once, and I mean, did you make the?
Speaker 2:fish thing, I wouldn't have come around.
Speaker 3:I didn't mind that one. I'm not going to lie. Why are you staring? That one I probably was like why do you have binoculars?
Speaker 1:We're three feet away from you.
Speaker 2:This is the one that you said oh wait, when they went around the back, you went inside.
Speaker 3:I went inside. I stayed inside until they were a mile down the road.
Speaker 2:Oh my, oh my, Anything else.
Speaker 3:Because we weren't that far away from Pittsburgh, so they were college kids.
Speaker 2:That was pretty cool.
Speaker 3:And they didn't have any guys with them, but it was funny because you can hear the whole conversation all the way around. It was surround sound. You can hear the whole conversation all the way around.
Speaker 2:It was surround sound.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know because they talked the whole way around. It was almost oh, abby, you're so lame, you knew their names before they came around well, I don't, I was making abby up no whatever yeah no, yeah, but like even the older ladies you know they were like, oh, I couldn't believe. She went in and like then she hired all these other people and then and just put all of her own people there and, like you hear the whole conversation going completely around you like it was, it was stereo it was, it was stereo yeah, just like.
Speaker 3:okay, it is what it is.
Speaker 1:Give me another beer, we'll be all right, we'll be all right. It was a beautiful campground. A beautiful weekend.
Speaker 3:It was a beautiful weekend for camping and it was a beautiful campground. We know not to take Campsite 15. That is not the one to go to. Any other one was fine, 15 is not it?
Speaker 2:Anything else happen?
Speaker 3:No, not a lot. Yeah, just the same old bullshit.
Speaker 2:Well, my weekend I went to Twins, twins.
Speaker 3:Day.
Speaker 2:It was Twins, so I went with my twin brother. We went down there Packed Because it was the 50-year anniversary. There was a lot of people that haven't ever been, lots of newbies they call them virgins or the people that haven't been in a while, and they made it a point to come back.
Speaker 2:To come back. Yeah, haven't been in a while and they made it a point to come back. Yeah, that's awesome. It was so packed, it was fun. Uh, we did. Did you guys make or break the? I don't know yet the last number? I seen the breaking the goal. The goal is 27, some change. And last time I seen someone was standing by the sign and it said 25 and some change, so 27 000 to make that clear. No 2700 oh 2700 2700 sets of twins.
Speaker 3:Okay, so you multiply that 44 or whatever. Whatever it works.
Speaker 2:But the thing was is when, uh, me and my brother were waiting to get on the stage to do the most lookalike male competition, there was a lot they ran. They ran out of medals they were talking about they have never seen this many triplets or people, quadruplets, or people coming from the UK, alaska, hawaii, how far they came. And then even in our competition, when we tried it several years ago and we came in second place, it was about 11 or 12 sets of twins. Right, okay, so that's roughly 24. Okay, there was 25 sets. Wow, there was 50 of us up there and easily 10 you can knock off, but there was about 15 that were man, they were spot on. The good thing is the normal people didn't win, the people that do it every year. There was a lot of new people. There was these two kids next to us. They were like teenagers and they won, you know. So I was excited for them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, your brother said they were pretty hot. They were guys.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, he said they were pretty hot yeah that's why I get free apple pies, because the guy misses me and my brother you know, anyways, because we're twins, look alike, hey, look alike. But we, we did do the golf thing, which was a very nice day, and uh, we actually took off, uh, five strokes off of our previous call. That was our main goal. We were really trying for the 81 because we wanted to, um, get you to buy us beer, but you ended up at 83, 84, 84, yeah I think, the picture you sent me.
Speaker 3:I thought it said 83 plus three or something like I don't know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah but anyways, we did good there. I think we did good, um we were, we did good and then, except for you, did a lot of walking a lot. Oh yeah, that's right, because it was um car path, only right, and it was really really muddy. Man, was it muddy?
Speaker 3:and I heard you were all over the golf course.
Speaker 2:I was constantly right. If the path was on the right side, I went left it was freaking unreal.
Speaker 3:So I, I, I mean, you do look a lot thinner. Yeah, I do. I lost a few pounds walking around there.
Speaker 2:You know, I left my left nut out there because it was so damn much exercise, but it um, we did get a little bit warmer and then we went to the um. We went to the uh, where was it called the? The um schoolhouse where you could get your packets and stuff. That place was packed. Even people were saying it was packed. The line outside was packed.
Speaker 3:It was crazy um, that's awesome, though I mean it's good that they had that big of a turnout for I mean, I know, they usually do, but had that big of a turnout for it. I mean, I know they usually do, but not that big.
Speaker 2:Even the guy that was taking the picture for Saturday. He even up there. He was like dude. I haven't seen this many people in forever and we were trying to cram in that little square. It was packed. Oh, we did play Cornhole again, which we went all the way in and beat all the twins cornhole again, which we went all the way in and beat all the twins. And then now we got some cousin and the husband's wife. I don't understand that. I don't either.
Speaker 3:I told your brother, I was like dude, I was like we got to figure this out to get me in there.
Speaker 1:And then me and you just fucking.
Speaker 3:You got twin kids that I'm there babysitting.
Speaker 2:Isn't that what he said? Yeah, something like that's how he got.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he was helping out with the kids, yeah, like but, it's unreal because I'll grab my grandkids and be like, yeah, we gotta help out. I gotta help out with the kids and then send them they won't even know. Yeah, they won't know yeah, and then we'll just come up there and crush it, crush it.
Speaker 2:yeah, because the thing was is that we were me and Bobby were beating them pretty good, and here's the thing we were going by the rule of 21,. You go back.
Speaker 3:I heard that, and then didn't you guys do that. Go ahead and tell the story.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so, yeah. So the first couple, we did it for everybody. Now there was a couple that I, I honestly could have just dropped mine and been good one with these two girls, right, right. But I was like, well, what the hell I threw it up there. Of course it freaking goes in when you're not even trying, right. So we go back. We went back probably four or five times, but they put twenty dollars down for them to lose it like within like three minutes, right, I'm like I feel bad, yeah, you know. So me and bobby are going back and forth and they're getting excited now because they're slowly creeping up and getting yeah, and it killed a lot of hot, so you can't.
Speaker 2:They were cute, yeah you know the one kept bending over and I was like here.
Speaker 3:Pick this one up, it's behind you yeah, I, I kept telling.
Speaker 2:Bobby to throw them short so she would bend over in front of me. I was like, yes, yes, that's why we were going forever so an hour and a half later, when it was 9-15, we ended up finally just saying okay. And then I threw up a couple, and then we were done. And they were like we're done. And I was like, yeah, yeah, good game, good game.
Speaker 3:And then this next couple came and that's what they said the last time too. Yeah, oh, you're done, you're done, are you done or anything like?
Speaker 2:I didn't even break a sweat, it was quick no, that's what the next couple said, because we were like, and they were like what they had like maybe three really, yeah, oh yeah, and we were like and then we went up again and then of course, uh, we play these odd, but we make it all the way up there and see that's bullshit.
Speaker 3:We gave them a good fight right, yeah, but didn't you guys get screwed last year too? Because?
Speaker 2:they like high school kids play them kids last year were way better than these people did this time, so we would have crushed them. Yeah, we would have crushed them Because the guy so what happened is he needed to make one point and I made it clear you only need one, so be careful and he threw it and went in and he says oh, we won. I said no, you go back to 15, because Bobby threw all his down on the um ground right and they're like no, no, no, you gotta throw them.
Speaker 2:We're like no, you go back, you know, because you want, you don't want to throw any on the board because then you take away your takeaway yeah so, um no, they were like first one to 21 and I'm like that's bullshit well, you know, they were over 21, they were over they were over 21, so yeah, you were at 23.
Speaker 3:No, fuck off yeah.
Speaker 2:No, so they only need one and they went to 23. Anyways, we were like whatever, and that was for the finals, so I was like whatever, so we ended up going in. But it did kill a little bit of time, right, but we did pretty good. So I consider good. So I consider for me and bobby never to practice now I played around a little bit here and there trying to get a little bit but for us never to be practicing or being good, yeah, yeah, and I don't think in next year.
Speaker 2:I said we just like we practice. We like practice through the summer a little bit, except yes I don't think we played actually this year maybe once once. But I played another time with someone else, had some up right I think, at oh ethan's uh barbecue picnic. I was out there playing, okay, yeah, so I was getting used to, you know, tossing the bag, but at the I mean, but if you practice, just a little bit, a little bit, yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, I yeah, and summer's coming to an end, I know real quick. I mean, actually it's. It's a good fall game too, though yeah, you can play. Really is actually it's better's a good fall game too, though yeah, you can play, actually it's better in the fall, because it's wet yeah, your beer's not getting warm and no, but you know what else?
Speaker 2:it's weird because I seen the other day it said only eight more weeks, or eight more mondays until fall.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, it's, it's coming to an end. Yep, we'll be bitching that it's cold. Yep, on the show, you'll hear us.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you'll hear us but no, I mean we're gonna get. I've definitely got some more beautiful days in front of us and definitely fall's beautiful around here absolutely, yeah, I can't wait. Yeah, I love fall because the the campfires, the cooler weather.
Speaker 3:I was hoping like jacket, right when you guys said that you guys had beers. I'm like okay, because I didn't want to go up to hyman's and I know what I'm gonna see oh pumpkin. I'm gonna see nothing but fucking pumpkin beer, yep, and you're right and I. I was like I don't want to go up there because that's, that's what I'm gonna end up buying.
Speaker 2:Yep, it's already in season.
Speaker 3:I don't we don't want to do pumpkin till at least september.
Speaker 2:Yes, no pumpkin for us until september what's that song? September no November.
Speaker 3:That's.
Speaker 2:November Rain? No, not November Rain. I can't even think of the band, but it's something about November. Anyways, september, there's a song.
Speaker 3:I'm sure there is yeah.
Speaker 2:Anyways, I was going to tell you, but I already went to the store and I see pumpkin spice pumpkin creamers and I see pumpkin spice, it's all up Pumpkin creamers.
Speaker 3:It's everywhere Pumpkin cereals it's everywhere Pumpkin chips, but we're going to make it a Not until September.
Speaker 2:It'll be the first show in September, september 1st or whatever, whatever, first Thursday in September we will do a pumpkin beer. But the thing is is I am looking forward to our pumpkin, uh, I mean our um. What is that house? It's something blockhouse, blockhouse blockhouse.
Speaker 3:Oh dude, good lord, I'm hoping we can find it.
Speaker 2:Yes, because you know that's. You know, many times over the years we've been back and forth on different ones, but that that one has, yes because, I mean, my favorite at the time was was it the bourbon barrel? No, that's the peppermint Christmas one. You're thinking of the Travelers. Travelers, or Jacko?
Speaker 3:Jacko, yeah, somebody bought whatever. Oh, Great Lakes bought that, yes, and it's good.
Speaker 2:Jacko's is good, but remember when we did that show we were mixing the jack goes with the blockhouse, yeah, and it was very it was very good, like it was.
Speaker 3:The blockhouse is the best. Yes, and that's on a pitch a little sweeter, a little sweeter, but it has the graham cracker oh, yeah, and it tastes like it tastes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it tastes good yeah, I want to go now I want to go, and the thing is you got to go early. Darn it, damn it, damn you. Anyways, let's rate this beer.
Speaker 3:So we did have good weekends, right yeah, yeah, we had great weekends and whatever, but and and then yeah, so it was a good weekend. All good in the hood till next year yeah, yeah, I'm glad you guys did better and next year, you guys will do even better. Yeah, I think we're gonna wait. We're gonna wait a year. You guys will do even better.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think we're going to wait. We're going to wait a year or two For golf we always do no, not for the golf, but the male twins competition.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:We might do the cornhole, because that kills a lot of time. You got a lot of time.
Speaker 3:No, we're going to figure out how to get me in there.
Speaker 1:Yes, To play there? Yes, to play cornhole, yeah, and win that jack if I gotta shave my head.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like, oh, it might be falling out by then. I'm a cousin, yeah, you know? Whatever, like I'm related like yeah, and you know we can measure our dicks and be like yeah see, we're same same length.
Speaker 2:And here's what's gonna happen? We're gonna play them twins and you're gonna be throwing it short, just so you can see, pick up that bag, pick up that bag dig for it. Okay, let's rate this berry monkey.
Speaker 3:So Berry Monkey 9.5. Where was it on again?
Speaker 1:Oh, it's Victory.
Speaker 2:Brewery Yep, the sour is on point. It's not too sour but it tones down after you drink it for a minute. But at first I ain't going to lie, I was puckering up. I had a monkey ass on my lips.
Speaker 3:I like it.
Speaker 2:You like it. I'm just telling you I like it.
Speaker 3:What do you like it?
Speaker 2:I'm just telling you, I like it. What do you give it?
Speaker 3:9.5 honestly like, honestly like that's a good sour like yeah, it's not that bad, it sucks that it's so much, uh so potent yeah, you know, I mean if they would.
Speaker 2:But no alcohol taste, though no alcohol.
Speaker 3:No, if they would calm it down to like a fucking six. But no, this would be a daily drinker, no bitterness no the.
Speaker 2:There's no dryness. There's no, yeah, it's a taste, a little bit of sour.
Speaker 3:So you give it a 9.5, take I taste a little bit of raspberry, like it's very good.
Speaker 2:It's a really good beer I like this a lot e-money save. He said, save him one if it's good, so I'll take one definitely take one, yeah, because I approve of this would you be a jc keeper? Creeper for me. Yes, yeah, I probably keep it for me. Yeah, it's kind of refreshing in a way it is. Yeah, it's got a light color, um what would you give it do?
Speaker 3:I want to say 10, but I just want to say 9.5, just because I'm going 9.5 right there 9.5 is all 9.5 is all the way around, like I like. I want to say it's a 10, and it is actually, but it's a 9.5.
Speaker 1:It's a 9.5 percenter.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and it's fucking delicious, it is pretty good, you know.
Speaker 2:The one thing about it is it's very smooth. Yeah, it's so smooth. I wouldn't princess this, because of the sourness.
Speaker 3:I could see that yeah.
Speaker 2:But you know, because even the beer wench was like all, like right, you know, yeah, I thought she made her own face, I know, but it's still it's very good
Speaker 3:very good now, as it's getting warmer, it's a little rougher, it's getting a little sour.
Speaker 2:So just so you know we bought it warm et warmer. It's getting a little sour. So just so you know we bought it warm. Ethan bought it warm. I kept it warm because it's hard to keep it cold and warm.
Speaker 3:So we didn't have it really yet.
Speaker 2:Correct Room or cold so. I gave it to my brother and I said, hey, can you take this home, put it in your fridge, because we met for lunch. And then I said I'll stop by and pick it up on my way to the show, right? And he's like, yeah, sure, but you didn't have. It's still. It's not like the other one. It's not the rally where the rally's been sitting in the fridge for a couple weeks. Right, that's like ice chill, but now, if this was ice cold dangerous.
Speaker 2:so again it's a 10 percenter, but we're gonna rate it nine five just because it's a nine five beer yes, it's pretty, it is what I'm, I'm with you, yeah, okay, well, we're gonna take a quick short break, we're gonna go get a nice ice cold beer and we'll be right back. Thank you Welcome back. I hope you got a nice ice cold one. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Is that what she said? Okay, we're grabbing the Saunders, the Saunders, saunders, saunders. Rally cap. Now this I think this is.
Speaker 3:It's a red ale.
Speaker 2:Ooh, it foams up a little bit, tastes so good. Ooh, that's got a good flavor to it. So far it does. Now I'm going to say the other day and I noticed you had them in your fridge Smithwicks. Yes, I had one of them the other day and actually it was pretty good. It was on draft. It's fucking great. They're great.
Speaker 3:They got a good caramel flavor. They got a really good caramel flavor.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, now I'm going to give this a second because I was drinking other things and I'm going to see how it smooths out a little bit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, how it smooths out a little bit, because the caramel, is it the caramel? Or the hops, or whatever, are a little bitter Something's setting us off that first sip was a little bitter.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to lie. See what my palate does. Yeah, it's a little chalky right now.
Speaker 3:I can get that, but even after the second sip it calmed down.
Speaker 1:A little bit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it calmed it down a little bit.
Speaker 2:Let's see how it goes then. Right, yeah, absolutely hey, you got any good jokes.
Speaker 3:Fuck, I just watched a bunch of them. You can't remember. I can't remember, yeah, 9.5.
Speaker 2:Hey, I got one for you so, while you're thinking. Anyways, the other day I did some calculation and talked to my financial advisor and they said, yes, I will be able to finally retire at the age of 97. Oh, hell, yeah, yeah, for 11 minutes.
Speaker 3:Oh well, good for you.
Speaker 1:I'll have that one beer. You'll have that one beer.
Speaker 2:Yep back to work, back to work, bitches. Anyways, what's next? You were saving that one, I see.
Speaker 3:No. So what's a? What you know? What's the best thing about a blowjob? What's that? It's the best 10 minutes of silence ever.
Speaker 2:There was another one about a blowjob, Something about oh, your bonus blowjob.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What's the difference between a?
Speaker 3:bonus and a blowjob.
Speaker 2:She wants to blow your bonus and not your blowjob yeah.
Speaker 3:Do you know why the difference between Disney and oh yeah?
Speaker 1:Do you?
Speaker 3:know the difference between Disney and Pornhub.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Disney Plus wants you to hate your stepmom.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, with all the movies With all the stepmoms, the stepmom, you love them, stepmom, stepmom. Stepmom stuck in the dryer yeah, oh, I can hear them, I can hear.
Speaker 3:Oh, sorry, but they're not reading. I can't read them, so there's something about it put away all the sweat and fucking, yeah, yeah but I'm the same way.
Speaker 2:I get all these jokes, but then I listen to them two seconds before we get back on air, but then we drink 9.5%. I actually feel that one a little bit, a little bit, yeah, a little bit, this is going down better. Every sip gets the Saunders gets a little bit better than the Rally Cap.
Speaker 2:It's taking away everything else that we had and yeah, we just got done with a sour and it's pretty good so far and you start to get a little bit of that caramel flavor. It's not bad, yeah and I mean I'm trying to compare it to smith wick, because it good luck Smithwick, good luck. It's hard, they say that, we say that we pronounce that wrong because the actual we look at the spelling and we say it that way, but then actually it's not pronounced that way.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:Smothwox Smoth my dick Suck, the Lick of my Suck, the I don't know Lick of my balls. Lick of my balls Suck the sweat so now the neighbor. The neighbor was saying Was calling my name Neighbor knows my name.
Speaker 1:Yes, Say my name Say my name.
Speaker 2:No Neighbor knows my name.
Speaker 3:Oh, I don't know that one, but no, he was saying that it kind of reminded like it's not very carbonated oh, it's not, and it's not Like I'm getting that now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would agree, I like how they did the little banner thing.
Speaker 3:What are they? The little pendant.
Speaker 2:Pendant. Pendant yeah, I brought you back. I thought I was going to screw you up, because we do that a lot.
Speaker 1:We don't say the name Right, right, right.
Speaker 2:But anyways, what else? Oh, what else, because you didn't have very much jokes together then I know I got a bunch of them saved, we'll save them for next racist week, the next show, next racist week?
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what it feels like.
Speaker 1:We're not racist.
Speaker 3:I get all my jokes from black guys on the internet on tiktok, he does.
Speaker 2:He was just listening to them well, now they're gorillas yeah, you don't know what color they are anymore, right dude, I love them guys that guy's making a fortune off how he's doing that, the ai guy doing the big foot and uh, yeti, yeti, yeah dude, and then they got the downsy guy when he does the downsy guy.
Speaker 3:That is fucking great did you see the?
Speaker 2:also the guy at work. Have you seen that series on tiktok where he's like yeah, chet, chad, chet?
Speaker 3:no, I don't know if I've seen that one. He's like yeah it.
Speaker 2:It's like they're like, they're asking him what are you doing over there? And he was into what's that? Um pink? What's that song by uh pink? Um uh, unicorn pink pony club, that's what it is. Okay, pony clip, you know, but that's not. And he kept watching it again. And then, the next thing, you know, they show him wearing some of the stuff and everything and he says he's working, yeah, um yeah. And he says uh uh, lay it up, ladies, or something like that. He's got a little slogan that he's trying to get you know. But it's funny, it's actually catching on the whole series. There's like 18 of them out there. I haven't seen that one. Yeah, it's it now. It'll come up, though I'm sure he has, like he's a little weird, got glasses. Anyways, I forgot where I was going. That's what 9.5s, do you? I was all focused until we got on that.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:Ricky's bad decision no no no, so I was going back to the TikTok where the monkeys yeah, they say that guy's making a fortune because I'm sure dude he's doing a great job.
Speaker 3:Like I, them two are doing a great. I would like to see him like fuck. I'd like to. I'd like to learn how to do it, yeah. Because I guarantee you, I think I could do better.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. Well, they tell a lot of jokes.
Speaker 3:No, they do, but there are a lot of jokes that you have already heard A lot of them, but they're even funnier. Yeah, and then they get Downsian yeah. And they're Bigfoot and Yeti, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:They're all over the place.
Speaker 3:I would do like I don't know. Strawberry Muffin what?
Speaker 2:was her name Strawberry Shortcake.
Speaker 3:Strawberry Shortcake, oh my.
Speaker 2:And name strawberry shortcake.
Speaker 3:Strawberry shortcake, oh my, and like papa smurf yeah, you know what I mean. Like go like, do something like that, do the beer, beer would do the uh bud light yeti like, yeah, do that, bud light yeti, you know what I mean. Or do like papa smurf rubbing strawberry shortcake on fucking his beard for the beard fucking you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, remember, they used to scratch and sniff them. Oh yeah, oh, dude, I used to lick them Lick them. Try to get the strawberry out of there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:You lick it all day long.
Speaker 2:Was it cream filled?
Speaker 3:Yeah, sometimes.
Speaker 1:Okay, only for my priest, that's good.
Speaker 2:Ricky's, oh, my Ricky's bad choices. All the ladies come to the floor. Ricky's about to let it all hang out. Oh, three and a half. Get real close, ladies. You give me three and a half, hell yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, come on.
Speaker 3:Three and a half I gave him the extra half.
Speaker 2:You give me a half. Yeah, okay, do you think you will age well At this rate?
Speaker 3:no, At this rate? No, but I think, up to this point I've done pretty good. You've done pretty good. I would agree that even I've done.
Speaker 2:Good yeah, Absolutely Dude.
Speaker 3:I just got done doing some mile hike. Yeah, can you?
Speaker 2:Walking hike. Yeah, can you walking? Yeah, yeah, I could probably do it. We did that at golf. No, we did not.
Speaker 3:I did well, oh yeah, but I had to chase that damn ball everywhere okay I think I, I didn't, I did, I'll give you that I didn't. I'll give you the half miles. Yeah, it felt like it. Yeah, I'm sure, the whole mile.
Speaker 2:It was probably a mile so, anyways, that's a good one. Okay, you ready for it? Since you lost your virginity, have you ever gone six months without sex with myself or with somebody else? Sex, it has to be with somebody, a female?
Speaker 3:no, no, it could be. Male is six months, I could be male I I've probably I I've probably went six months since I when, when I lost my virginity.
Speaker 2:Early on. It's easier to say Early on yes. So in my case I can definitely say yes, because I was in the desert forever. I don't believe you.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:When I was in the desert.
Speaker 3:When you're in a desert with a bunch of guys. They were looking good. Yeah.
Speaker 2:But yeah, I could say I haven't. Um, would you drink a gallon of water from a public toilet bowl for a hundred thousand? No, you wouldn't, I would not I'd probably damn do it if I got to pick the toilet I yeah, if you got to know, I mean if there are step stipulations.
Speaker 3:But like you got to clean it first, yeah, like no no I don't think I could it'd be a, I don't know I, I don't know a gallon, a gallon, a cup is fine, but a gallon half gallon? No, I don't.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I have a gallon for 50 000, oh dude I, I don't think I could do it.
Speaker 3:A cup for 10 000? I've seen. No, no, not even a cup for 10 grand. A cup for 10 grand?
Speaker 2:yeah, I would probably do that, yeah so every cup you do, you get 10 000. How many cups would you go in it?
Speaker 3:would depend on if I get the first one down. It would depend on if I get the first one down you're, like that was easy. We're making a million just pump that shit in me yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know, dude, I don't know if I could did you see a lot of people doing that Sprite challenge where they drink a Sprite real quick, a lot of people puke. I guess that's the goal, or keep it down or whatever. But then you burp like crazy.
Speaker 3:That's a trend. On TikTok now, I think I did. It was a while though. It's been recent.
Speaker 1:It would be kind of like this when would you puke?
Speaker 2:because you know after 10 cups I, I don't know, like yeah, I mean 10 cups of water but let me put it this way if you dipped in and you got a cup out, right, right, and it tasted just like you got out of the faucet dude, if it's clean, whatever. No, I'm saying they flush the toilet right. It's just a public toilet. It ain't like it's brown. You know, I don't know dude cup at a time it would be like would you drink a cup out of your toilet? Well, no, I don't know if I would yeah yeah I know what I do?
Speaker 1:that toilet I had a pregnant you pregnant.
Speaker 3:I'm drowning babies in that motherfucker all day long.
Speaker 2:Oh man.
Speaker 3:They're just jerking off, laughing around, fucking just drowning babies. Swim, swim, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean how?
Speaker 3:many people go in there and do nasty things In a public, in a public.
Speaker 1:In a public bathroom.
Speaker 3:Honestly, like you got homeless, like what are you talking about? Public bathroom? I'm saying pick a place. Are you talking like Andover?
Speaker 2:Well.
Speaker 3:Or are you talking like New York City?
Speaker 2:Let's say New York City, no.
Speaker 3:Absolutely not. Actually, though let's say New York City. No, absolutely not. Actually, though let's say Cleveland you would get high as fuck. Probably you know what I mean, but I got all the heroin fucking getting pissed out of you, yeah.
Speaker 2:I guarantee if you drank your first cup and it tasted like you got it out of the tap, you'd be like that was 10 grand. That was 10 grand Another cup.
Speaker 3:Okay, well, would you get more confident? How many cups would you?
Speaker 2:drink If the first one tasted like I got it out of the tap Right.
Speaker 3:So now are they going to flush it again, to fill it back up?
Speaker 1:after you get down so low?
Speaker 2:Yeah, because you're going to get low. Eventually you're going to clean it out 10 flushes.
Speaker 3:So what if they just gave you a straw and you had to fucking just put a straw on it, how much do I get to the bottom? I don't know. A mil, no, no, because it's only a gallon for a hundred, yeah, okay, but you're so, if you okay, okay now, now, but somebody gave you a straw and said clean this toilet out for $100,000.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:No, well, why not? It's the same fucking thing.
Speaker 2:Well, I get to flush it every time. No, no.
Speaker 3:You just get to it flushed and you got to make the toilet dry Because you get towards the bottom. You're hoping the shit floats down right. You know what I mean? It's the same thing. Right, I'll drink a cup. You drink a cup for 10 grand. I would probably get like two, three, I'd probably get two three I would probably, but yeah I've had worse things in my mouth.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is true right, yeah, yeah, you lick ass well sometimes would you allow someone with a foot finish to lick your feet for $50?
Speaker 3:I'm going to make $50. That's a fucking week worth a week of fucking gas. Hell yeah, I just imagine.
Speaker 2:I couldn't imagine anybody trying to lick your feet for $50.
Speaker 3:Oh, dude, I always shove my toes so down through her throat I feel like you're gaining that 50 bucks.
Speaker 2:Come back next week. I'd give her back the money if she's willing to do that. You would have to. I've seen your toes, they're scary.
Speaker 3:I'll climb trees with these motherfuckers Like corn chips.
Speaker 2:Sometimes, when I eat a corn chip, I think of Rick.
Speaker 3:No, they're not that bad. I cleaned them up. They look better. They're not bad yeah they're not bad.
Speaker 2:He had a prep for the wedding, for the wedding. I cleaned them all up I soaked them?
Speaker 3:I actually no. What I did is I'm scared. They got this white marker.
Speaker 2:They call it white out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, it wasn't quite white out, but it's like it's just a white marker. You just cover everything and then you go out and tan them for a little bit. They look as white as their teeth, hell yeah. Nice, clean toes.
Speaker 2:Oh my, this beer is going down good, what do you think?
Speaker 3:It's going down really good, fuck, it's almost gone. Well, let's go ahead and rate this. So I can't.
Speaker 2:It's a good beer, it's good, it's a good beer it's good, it's a good beer.
Speaker 3:Trying to compare it to smith wicks is a little rough.
Speaker 2:It's yeah yeah, but that's. Both are red ales, right?
Speaker 3:irish. No, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I think this has a little bit more of a bitter taste on the back end of it, a little bite yeah yeah, it does have a little bit more of a bitter taste.
Speaker 2:It's not end of it, a little bite, yeah, yeah it does have a little bit more of a bitter taste.
Speaker 3:It's not as smooth, correct. So I would give it a good eight, eight and a half you went pretty high I'm thinking seven, you're going down seven yeah because it's good but it's not.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't personally keep it I wouldn't either. Yeah, honestly and there's better out there, correct? And I wouldn't, princess, prove it just because, on that same reason, because you could get, uh, smith wicks or something like that, right, that is easier to drink than this so, yeah, I get that it.
Speaker 3:It got more bitter as we got through it yeah, you know it goes down, is that? Yeah like the first couple were like this is starting to taste up yeah, yeah, but then it got it started getting really bitter on the back end, yeah, and as you get lower, yeah and it was properly cold and you know, chill was properly cold, properly chilled, it was cold, yeah anyways.
Speaker 2:So you gave it a eight. Are you gonna stick with the eight and a half eight? Eight?
Speaker 3:Well, no, that's pretty high. I went seven solid seven.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. Fine, I'll drop back down to seven, you think?
Speaker 3:it's a solid, it's a solid seven. I get it Like, definitely, yeah, Like.
Speaker 2:I mean I know why on it, just you know, because you're like, yeah, you're like in the middle.
Speaker 3:It's good, it's good, it is good, it's okay, yes, it's okay.
Speaker 2:I don't want to say it's good, it's okay, it's okay yeah, now, if I seen it at the the uh, one of the I would. I would probably be like, let me try something else if my buddy had it in his fridge.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you would drink, I would grab it right. I'd grab it all day long. Yeah, be like. Oh, that's good.
Speaker 2:Maybe that's dude, that's a new oh, if your buddy has it, you wouldn't keep it in your fridge, I wouldn't keep it in my fridge, but if my buddy had in his fridge, I would grab this over an ultra an ultra yeah that's good, or a bud light. Yeah, you know what I mean. Now, are any of these trust me beers, now the, the trust me the?
Speaker 3:berry monkey, if you're a sour person, was good, was fucking good and I would say chill it more than what we had definitely absolutely, absolutely. But. But it's definitely it was worth the nine five. And if you want a night night juice, that that is it. I mean. I mean I'm still talking, but you're ready but, dude, that was a good beer.
Speaker 2:If you did another one oh dude.
Speaker 3:I couldn't do another one. Yeah, not. And not get up at three o'clock in the morning. No, no, it would be too much. I mean, that's DUI material.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, because you'd be still pouring it out of your sweat. Yeah, okay. What's your another reason to drink this week, ricky?
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm going to try a bourbon. Oh yeah, that's right. I'm going to try to make my own barbecue sauce tomorrow.
Speaker 2:With cherries or a.
Speaker 3:Saturday yeah, so that's my other reason to drink. I'm kind of excited about that. Like I got fresh cherries, I'm going to do a bourbon cherry jalapeno barbecue sauce.
Speaker 2:And you got that ketchup that you're going to use for.
Speaker 3:Well, that's for my peppers.
Speaker 2:Oh, the jalapeno.
Speaker 3:Yeah, habanero. Habanero I mean Ketchup.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But I'm just going to, I'm trying something new. So that's my illusion. It's making me. I'm all excited about it, dude.
Speaker 3:Like, I'm like shaking my tail, you're happy, like I'm all happy like I'm like a little, like a little puppy, like I'm gonna try something new. It could turn out like shit, but it might be good who knows, and that might be good on a ribs that's, I'm gonna write everything down. Yeah, I think I'm gonna get some chicken thighs, oh, honestly and then throw. I love and then throw and then after uh, you make it, after I make it, I'm gonna throw my trigger and kind of code them and see how it comes out.
Speaker 3:You know I mean, and then I mean it could be shit. So next week, next week I'll be like yeah didn't tail between my legs fucking.
Speaker 2:Yep, didn't come out right so and then I'm going to I'm going off the same theme as you, I'm gonna. There's the old recipe that I had a long time ago. I mean, it's been since a long time that I had some pork, but it actually had the first time I ever tried um pulled pork, because up in the north we used to call um uh, what was it? Barbecue sandwiches. Um, it used to be that sliced beef, remember we just put it in barbecue sauce up here north. That wasn't the um pulled pork like you get yeah, you know what I'm talking about yep, so a long time ago.
Speaker 2:When someone's like, oh, we're having pork, I'm like oh man, because I never cared for it. Then barbecue, sliced meat, whatever, right. Well, anyways, this was actually pulled pork and it was a. It was in the carolina, so it was more of the um, the vinegar based wine, because down there you could get the ketchup mustard or vinegar and it was the vinegar base and I remember like good lord, it was like the heavens opened up.
Speaker 2:It was like, oh you know. So I mean I am going to. I have that original um vinegar base recipe, so I'm going to try to soak it like my brother did, like where he okay, yeah in that, and then roast it and use spritz and stuff.
Speaker 3:So I got a new one. Yeah, what's I got? I got a new one for you. Oh, I'm gonna send it to you. But like I like I didn't go through completely, oh, but I'll send it to you. And because you like heat, yeah, I like a little spicy. Yeah, you and your old lady like heat. Your brother doesn't. No, he's weak. Yeah, no, he likes dick.
Speaker 1:He doesn't like heat, no, so.
Speaker 2:He don't like juice.
Speaker 1:What's juice?
Speaker 3:So I'll send you this one, but no, it's like a pulled pork jalapeno.
Speaker 2:Oh, I got some jalapenos, by the way.
Speaker 3:So yeah, fresh ones, I'll send you this.
Speaker 2:Okay, send it to me, yeah, and I'll let you guys know as well, like Rick will next week.
Speaker 3:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:Anyways, Not a reason oh no. We already said I'm just damn nat. Yeah, I know that, nat, it's only around you, I know Anyways, any last words.
Speaker 3:Don't drink and drive.
Speaker 2:And God bless y'all. See you next week, yep.
Speaker 1:Outro Music.