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Lemon Drop
Ever wondered if a lemon shanty can taste like fancy lemon water? That's exactly what we discovered with Great Lakes Rally Drum in our latest boozy adventure. This refreshing 4% ABV shanty stunned us with its clean, cucumber-worthy profile that could easily masquerade as a healthy morning beverage (we're not suggesting it, but we're not not suggesting it either).
Before diving into the shanties, we treated ourselves to a TikTok-famous Dubai chocolate pistachio bar that set us back $15 for five tiny squares. Was it worth it? Absolutely. The rich chocolate with crunchy pistachios offered the perfect palate cleanser before our beer comparison began. When we moved on to Biker's Brew Beach Chair lemon shanty (5.4% ABV), the contrast couldn't have been more pronounced. Where Rally Drum was clean and subtle, Beach Chair delivered a wheat-based complexity reminiscent of lemon shortbread cookies with a bitter finish.
Between sips, we shared stories from our recent camping and golf weekend that felt suspiciously like "fat camp," complete with endless walking and smaller-than-hoped-for meals. The golf gods smiled upon us as we managed 27 holes without getting drenched, despite rain surrounding us in every direction. Our visit to Triple Coal Brewery reminded us how much better beer tastes straight from the tap, especially their remarkable red ale.
The verdict? Rally Drum scored a perfect 10 in its category, while Beach Chair earned a respectable 8. We'll be taking a break next week as Rick heads down to Tennessee to "pet a bear" (his words, not ours), but we'll be back in two weeks with a red nitro ale review. In the meantime, pour yourself something refreshing and join us again soon for more questionable humor, honest beer reviews, and weekend misadventures.
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Thank you, welcome back to another reason to drink. This is your hostess with the mostest princess and I got my sidekick hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 3:What's happening?
Speaker 2:dr dr's, there you go yeah hey, we got a good show tonight. We're actually gonna do um a shanty night. We're gonna do a lemon shanty night. We got two lemon shanties and one we're gonna do is the rally drum, which is great lake brewing company um it's four percent alcohol and then the other one we're gonna do.
Speaker 3:There we're, Rick is we're going to do Biker's, which we've done this.
Speaker 1:Biker's Brew.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Biker's Brew out of Warren Youngstown area. It's a lemon shanty, a beach chair lemon shanty. So it's a shanty night. This is 5-4.
Speaker 2:5-4. And one other thing we're going to try here real quick before we get into the shanties. I'm kind of more excited about this and, yeah, we're going to do this famous dubai chocolate bar, this, this the pistachio bar, um, so we're going to try this and which is crazy expensive a little 2.6 ounce, 15 bucks. So how many?
Speaker 3:calories. Is that I just I? I see it says 200 calories so is that for one little piece, or is that for half the?
Speaker 2:bar after. That's not bad, that's not bad, no, so yeah, so you're gonna get. Um, oh, the sugar isn't even that bad. So we're gonna try this, we're gonna try this dubai bar, you know. Anyways, I'm gonna break off a piece. We want to do this before we get our lemon shanties in.
Speaker 3:Yeah because lemon and chocolate. I don't know if they do. Yeah, they're really good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, something to clear our palate here. The chocolate tastes good. It's got a little crunch. I like pistachios, you like pistachios. I love pistachios, that's pistachios. I love pistachios, that's pretty good.
Speaker 3:Probably my favorite nut.
Speaker 2:Other than Other than the chocolate's good.
Speaker 3:That's actually really fucking good dude.
Speaker 2:It is pretty good. They're TikTok famous. They got blown up. Everybody's been doing them. It is pretty good. They're tiktok famous. They got blown up. Everybody's been doing them. It's pretty good. That's really good. Everybody's hearing us eat like yeah sounds like we're licking vaginas there's people out there like I hate when people chew with their mouth open, but I'm glad we did it before.
Speaker 3:Dude, that is really good chocolate, though it's crunchy, and I know it was like $14 for like six pieces.
Speaker 2:Yeah, five pieces, was it only five? It was only five. Five little squares.
Speaker 3:Now, what is with that, by the way? Because, like, I bought something from Aldi altis, like a little ice cream bar thing, and they're doing given odd numbers yeah you know what I mean? Uh, it was one. One thing was yeah no like instead of like, four in a pack it was three.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what, what's up with that?
Speaker 3:so, yeah, yeah, yeah literally like we've the one. The one weekend we bought like one like one, she was like it was three, yeah, what's up with that. So yeah, yeah, yeah, literally Like we the one. The one weekend we bought like one like one, she was like, oh, this looks good. I was like, all right, yeah, cool, and they only had three in it. And then I bought the Oreo fucking on a steak or whatever Ice cream Three in oh, which is weird.
Speaker 2:So everybody's fucking Originally probably had six Everybody's cutting back, everybody's cutting back one and then charging the same.
Speaker 3:But then if it just If you're a couple, like somebody's getting fucked. Most likely her and usually it's me, you think yeah.
Speaker 2:Not fucked in the right way though? No, no.
Speaker 3:I just don't get an ice cream bar. I get to watch her and sit there and drool.
Speaker 2:I'm feeling it's like Do we have any more? No, I'm sorry, I got the last one. No.
Speaker 3:I got the last one. The last one is done, or I ate one Before you got home.
Speaker 1:Made it even, but she got an extra one.
Speaker 2:Made of me. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna try this Lemon Chaney.
Speaker 3:Oh, we going, lemon Chaney first.
Speaker 2:Yeah, rally drunk.
Speaker 3:Rally, drunk, rally drunk.
Speaker 2:Smells like lemonade.
Speaker 3:Tastes like lemonade. Smells exactly like lemonade.
Speaker 2:It does. It's very light so far. I gotta let the little chocolate get out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cause the chocolate. I was trying to wash it down With some Ultra yeah.
Speaker 2:Make a little Ultra. Yeah, it wasn't working Water.
Speaker 3:Make a little water, flavored water, this kind of tastes like flavored water. It does. Yeah, I mean it's not bad.
Speaker 2:It's not bad. So I mean it's not bad it's not bad.
Speaker 3:It's not bad, I mean it's it's. It's pretty good so far it's I like it there's no aftertaste, really nothing, it's just a little bit of lemon.
Speaker 2:It's lemon water. Yeah, it tastes like lemon water. Yeah, yep, it's not even sweet.
Speaker 3:No, I don't know it's lemon water, yeah, yeah. So I'm good. I'm good with that. I'm good with it too.
Speaker 2:It'll make me lose weight I would keep this so far. Yeah, lemon water, it's a little. Hey, you can pour this in a glass, glass every morning.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you just pour it in a couple cucumbers. They say cucumber and lemon water. Fucking supposed to be really good.
Speaker 2:It doesn't even taste carbon carbon no, it does not. You're right, it's pretty good. This was a suggestion from someone at my work, so they were like, hey, you got to try this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, whoever that is, and tell them good job. Good job, yeah, because for our lemon jannies. Yeah, I mean it's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Would you keep it from this point?
Speaker 2:I would keep it definitely on a pool night, but this would be um scary, and it's only four, four percent, but it goes down easy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, I guess in the morning would be the deciding factor tomorrow morning. Like damn it, I shouldn't drink 17 of them fucking things. Now I feel like shit You're pissing all night. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Anyways, rick, what happened to you this week, Even though we spent it together? Oh, we did.
Speaker 3:We had a great weekend. Because everybody knows we went camping together, we went camping together and you never told anybody that your butt hurt. Nope. I was quiet about it, so I'm happy about that I had some tears there.
Speaker 2:I had a little dick, I don't know, it only felt like the finger that's what they said uh no, we had a great golf.
Speaker 3:We did what? 27 holes of golf and we got blessed by the golf gods.
Speaker 2:yes, we did because did Because it was raining everywhere around us.
Speaker 3:All around us, even on us at one time, but not on the golf course. Correct it never like. I mean we had a couple of drops here and there, but I mean nothing like we played last Tuesday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Last Tuesday yeah because me and Rick played in the rain in our league, yeah, yeah, and we Me and Rick played in the rain in our league and we just got wet. Yeah, took a minute, not even a good one. We had a shitty golf game. But we had a shitty I mean a good golf game over the weekend, though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I couldn't. I was so upset Tuesday when I got home because you were thinking like me we were going to score like just good, I was going to be the next Tyra Woods out there.
Speaker 3:I wasn't even hoping for that, but I was just hoping. I was like, okay, I'm not going to embarrass myself and I embarrassed myself the whole fucking time, probably the most than you ever have. Yeah, in a long time. You know what I mean. I felt like I was back on season one. Here we go. This is the first time I've ever played.
Speaker 2:Here we go. Is this a club?
Speaker 3:ever played. Here we go. Is this a club? Yeah, what club do?
Speaker 2:I use. We're 30 feet away. I want my driver. Here we go. We're supposed to hit the white ball or the ground.
Speaker 3:I didn't understand it at all.
Speaker 2:I think them, chunks were going farther than the ball, than the ball was, I didn't yeah but it was it was wet as shit we were soaking wet, so I don't know if I was just. That's our excuses, right yeah.
Speaker 3:I got all kinds. Yeah, you created a book on that one. My dick was in my left pocket versus my right pocket. It wasn't looking around the corner of the trees. It was looking into the woods. I don't know what the fuck the problem was.
Speaker 2:So, from my point of view, though, the camping was a fat boy camp.
Speaker 3:You know, oh, yeah, we worked you guys.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we worked you guys they fed us very little, and it was just vegetables.
Speaker 3:And then they made us walk and walk. Come on, fuckers, Walk fat guy.
Speaker 2:Walk. I even called home and asked the first day hey, can you come and get me?
Speaker 3:We're not getting you, we're not faking you up, honey, I'm only an hour and a half away Fat camp's killing
Speaker 2:me.
Speaker 1:Fat camp's killing me.
Speaker 2:They're abusing me. They said they like it lean. I'm scared. It was they're abusing me.
Speaker 3:They said they like it lean. I'm scared. It was a good time though, wasn't it it was. It was a great time, dude, and I'm glad I got to enjoy that with you guys and whatever I mean, that was your guys's birthday present. I'm glad you guys enjoyed it.
Speaker 2:I mean, we did get to golf a lot and we did um go to that brewery which we did the beer like a couple shows back, yeah, but the beer, I would tell you, was way, way score higher, fresh out the tap.
Speaker 3:Fresh out the tap. Oh, it's so good. I'm telling you that it's a triple quill, triple coal brewery, yes, and it was very red out of the tap it's so good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I tried something else. I forgot what it was. Uh, you did the double god.
Speaker 3:No, it was ipa. It was an ipa, it was a bug juice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bug juice which was it was real fruity.
Speaker 2:Yes, it was very remind me of elvis juice a little bit. Yeah, it was very grapefruity, yes, yes. And then, but I said, hey, I'm, I switched to the red and I didn't look back. That red is so good, it was so good and the place is real nice. The people are nice, the whole area was nice. We really had a blessed weekend as far as getting the golf in, getting some nice brews and hanging out, and then Rick did cook for us and stuff like that. It was real nice. He made some chicken kebabs and some breakfast stuff for us, so it was really good. Yeah, some um, chicken kebabs and some brefda stuff for us, so it was really good. Yeah, we didn't eat the steaks. We didn't get to the steaks. We kept saying, well, we'll get them tomorrow, and then we'll get them tomorrow, and tomorrow never came well, we went to that, we ended up.
Speaker 3:We always shot the nine and then we were like well, hey, we were all up for another 18 let's go, oh so we are another nine, so we did another nine, which actually put us to like what, 4, 30, 4, 35 o'clock, and then we went to the brewery. Yeah, it was done, and then we were like okay, well, we better get wood. And then by that time I was like, well, yeah, we're real close to another bar right down the road here, and yeah, then we stopped for one, we stopped one.
Speaker 2:The chicken wing that I got to slip in was good.
Speaker 3:They were good.
Speaker 2:The wings were good.
Speaker 3:Mango habanero.
Speaker 1:They were good.
Speaker 2:Then we got in this punching bag machine which I found out. I'm the weakest, but I barely was slapping that bitch.
Speaker 3:I wasn't even thinking about it. Yeah, and I smacked the fuck out of that thing.
Speaker 1:You did Just standing there.
Speaker 3:Everybody else was winding up fucking running at it. Yeah, I was like no, Rick just looked at you, bitch. I pulled my hand back.
Speaker 2:I don't know where he had that anger from in his face. Yeah, I was, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:I was like okay.
Speaker 2:I came running across halfway across the building and then, I would be like 100. What?
Speaker 3:the fuck. Your brother ended up winning, though, I think.
Speaker 2:No, you got the highest.
Speaker 3:No, I thought.
Speaker 2:You beat him by like three.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, Because I know I was like what 773 or 770. Something like that 767 or something, and then my brother tried kicking it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it got zero and almost broke his back again. Yeah, he wasn't feeling no pain, I know, here's a guy that was claiming I don't know if I can get off my back. And then he started chopping and had a back, brace on and fucking everything else.
Speaker 3:But that's kind of our fault. Like we started feeding him fucking whiskey and then he was just like ah. And Rick was like no, don't do it, don't do it, ah, all right, yeah, I was really surprised he drank that, I mean, I guess. What did we end up getting him on? Oh shoot, I can't remember.
Speaker 2:Oh he was Knob, knob Creek, knob Creek. Yep, I was like, ah, he ain't got to drink that. But once they said it, oh, he was like oh yeah, I'll drink that. I was like okay, fuck yeah. And I think I ended up drinking more. You drank most of it because I was like I gotta sleep with this guy. He might think I'm a warm body. I was like nah, it was a good time. It definitely was. It's a beautiful campground it really is.
Speaker 2:I know you told E-Money about it yes, especially how close he is, is like did you? I know you told the money about it.
Speaker 3:Yes, well it's, it's, it's worth, especially how close he is yeah, to work, to work and.
Speaker 2:But you know, I the golf course was fun. The golf course was probably the most challenging golf course I've played in a long time because it literally was hill after hill yeah you played on hills.
Speaker 3:You felt like a West Virginia cow, like your legs should be shorter yes, you know what I mean. And you're just always leaning, always fucking leaning.
Speaker 2:But we did really good. We did really good. Yeah, what Six over Six over on 18. On 18?
Speaker 3:I mean, you can't beat that dude.
Speaker 2:But yeah, we come to andover and we're 17 over.
Speaker 3:Yeah, a nine on a flat course, yeah yeah, on a flat fucking course, and I don't I think I birdied a couple. I I yeah, we did, we birdied a couple. I know I fucking were going straight on my drives.
Speaker 2:Yes, I mean they well, even not a lot we took some of my drives. We took everybody's everybody had, everybody had. Great fucking rick was killing it with his four iron. Yeah then, yeah, then we get to andover and he, he couldn't hit that thing where I couldn't know yeah, I'd fucking.
Speaker 3:It was weird I was hitting wood or hitting dirt dirt.
Speaker 2:I mean literally. It was like one after another boom, boom, boom boom like yeah, how, and I forgot everything that you were I didn't learn fucking this weekend, because I was just having a
Speaker 1:good time, but I will.
Speaker 3:It's not like I was learning anything no, you're just having a good time, just having a good time but our, our uh gloves got so wet we had to take them off because, my, my club started slipping yep, yeah, yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was miserable, it was miserable.
Speaker 2:We had no windshield to our, but I didn't feel miserable out there.
Speaker 3:You know, normally I'm like, ah, fuck this, I you know, this isn't the PGA, whatever. Why the fuck are we out here? But, I was just like, yeah, cool, let's go. I think we accepted it was going to play semi-decent.
Speaker 2:I thought we were going to go out there and have the best score ever Best score ever.
Speaker 3:I was looking for like 35s. Yeah, I was too.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Very close to five, and then reality kicked in and we had 50s. Yeah, easy, I was like fuck yeah.
Speaker 2:But we got. Next week I'm going to go home and drink more beer. We got Friday. So just so people know, next week we won't be doing a show because Rick is going out of town. So we'll be one week delay.
Speaker 3:I mean, you're more than welcome to come here and talk to yourself. No, that's all right. And then.
Speaker 2:What we could do, though, is you could catch up on back episodes. You could go back and listen to your favorite ones, like teletubby and neighbor knows, my bill and rick yeah, starting over, starting all over, yeah, all the good stuff, but anyways, um, please show us support, love, and if you got any um feedback or anything, please respond back or email us in our website yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, give us some kind of information. Tell us to quit Tell us to fucking keep going.
Speaker 1:Tell us something, yeah, just tell us Hi.
Speaker 3:Just tell yeah, give us a thumbs up, thumbs down, make sure you get a five star. I mean I don't look at the emails, so I mean, if you'd like to send a, dick pic, so I'm not the one checking on everything.
Speaker 2:No, I directly send them to Rick. I keep all the good ones.
Speaker 3:We'll rate dick pics.
Speaker 2:I keep all the women ones, the titty ones.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what he says. What do you?
Speaker 2:think about this rally drum though.
Speaker 3:Actually, dude, I'd get it. Yeah, I would keep it, I would love it. I would not drink it every day, but it's a very smooth. I could see it being right up your alley. It's princess.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I could definitely see this, yeah all right, I don't want to rate this one just yet. I want to try it to the other one, though, and compare them. Compare them, but you think about that's. What is the other one, lango? Uh, the other one that we normally done in the oh link, uh, yeah, I can't say it yeah you can't right now. You would have said it if I didn't I know yeah lang and google or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah well, we used to do the travelers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, two had a lemon shannyy, but this so far, I think, beats them this one here is very close and you know what.
Speaker 3:Great Lakes bought them. Great Lakes bought them. That's why it tastes so fucking familiar. It's very good, yep, because that's why we did the we used to. There was another shanty they would do, but it was grapefruit.
Speaker 2:Yeah that was that and that was from Travelers. Was that that porch?
Speaker 3:No, that was from Travelers.
Speaker 2:I mean it was from Travelers, but didn't they call it that porch one, porch Rocker? No, that's not the same, no.
Speaker 3:Porch Monkey.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, it wasn't that one either Porch Rock one. No, that was more of a darker beer but I mean, this is good, would you, would you give a score? Oh, we're gonna wait, we'll wait. You said you want to wait what?
Speaker 3:do you want to do? No, you're like a woman. What do you want to do? I don't know. He just like do you want to?
Speaker 2:export now. Do you want to wait? No, I'll wait because I don't want to compare it.
Speaker 3:I don't want to compare why I would like to compare it to something. Yeah, because it's been so long since we've had a lemon.
Speaker 2:Shani, shani. Yeah, the other day I was saying Shani.
Speaker 3:Shani, it's Shani, shani.
Speaker 2:I know, when you start by the end of this show, I'll be like Shani.
Speaker 3:Shani, shani, hey, shani come on over.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I want to lick you chain. But I'll keep one sip but it is fucking really good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and I love the lemon on it because it's not drying you out Like it's not like you know, natural to absolutely.
Speaker 2:It tastes like, actually like a very light lemonade or lemon water. Yes, like a strong, like a strong lemon water?
Speaker 3:yeah, yeah, there's. I don't taste sweetness to it, no the guy at work said that we he goes.
Speaker 2:I don't know if you guys like it, because it you know it's a little sweeter, but I don't get the sweetness. I don't get the sweetness on it really now, because sometimes when you get like the lemonades at like a uh, what do you call it? Like a festival or something they got too much sugar.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's too much sugar, but I'm not really tasting that much sugar into it it's pretty good. I definitely can't taste the alcohol now great lakes brewery.
Speaker 2:We always comment on them. We like the place. It's a great place to go. They got a lot.
Speaker 3:They got food there and yeah they got a couple good beers, but like we're usually on the backside of their beers Normally.
Speaker 2:On the lower end Other than the ones they stole from Travelers.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but I do like the LA and S you do. Yeah, you know what I mean, because it's a little red.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but they got that Conway too. That comes out that Conway's L.
Speaker 3:That's pretty good. We've done them. Yeah, we've done a couple, I mean, and but we've we've done a lot of them we've done that. One dartmarner gold yeah yeah, and we didn't care for that, correct? I mean, it was okay, like they're all okay, yeah, but we've had a lot of beers from there, yeah, so, um, but it's not bad.
Speaker 2:It would, if you're up in the area. They used to to be so popular with their Christmas ale, isn't it?
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2:People used to buy that out. And they still might be, but I think they mass produce it yeah.
Speaker 3:It's everywhere now. Yeah, I mean, and good for them. You know I mean.
Speaker 1:It's a good thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the Barrel of Age.
Speaker 2:Just a, you know, I mean it's a good thing. Yeah, the barreled age, just a regular christmas.
Speaker 3:Plus we used to do the christmas exchange, the christmas the cookie exchange they change up the cookie every year and that was good that was good and that's nice how they do that yeah yeah, I might suggest, uh, that they do like a chocolate mint, like a girl scout, like a stout yeah, with the stout throw the man in there.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah. Which one is, yeah stout? No, is a stout more coffee, isn't it? Wouldn't it be a porter?
Speaker 3:yes yeah, yeah, I know we got on this, yeah, but but is that actually christmas? No, that'd be, more like you would want to do like, uh, I you got. You're the Christmas cookie cooker.
Speaker 1:Well they do a sugar.
Speaker 2:What about?
Speaker 3:that nutmeg one, that little cup. Oh, what the hell do you call that?
Speaker 2:Oh, because that would be pecans with the nutmeg cinnamon.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, that would be good, but would you make that you?
Speaker 2:would have to make that as an ale kind of.
Speaker 3:Would you though?
Speaker 2:What about a real light, or um, like a blonde?
Speaker 3:yeah, you want to pull that you know.
Speaker 2:The problem is is you almost need to do what's shiner's christmas with the peaches and the nut, not the pecan, because I have the pecan. I think that's called a pecan cluster, or I can't remember that, or I can't remember the name of the cookie, but if you take the nut tassel, that's what it is, yeah so like why wouldn't you be able to take a blonde and put the pecan and, uh, the sugar and? The nutmeg and the cinnamon and that blonde would almost be like the dough yeah, and then have that.
Speaker 2:But you know that that China I mean China Christmas has that pecan and peach Right and peach, but they pull that pecan off Great.
Speaker 3:That pecan flavor. Yes, yes, and then add nutmeg or cinnamon and stuff, yeah, and add all that. Dude, I'm. I might have to write them a letter. We're going to have to write them a letter.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're going to have to write down something. Anyways, I'm going to save one sip because I want to come back to this, Okay yeah. I'll try.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know Yours is empty, we got another one in there.
Speaker 2:But anyways, we're going to jump and take a quick break, but then let you get a nice ice cold one while we get a nice ice cold one and we'll be right back. Yep, get a nice ice cold one. Why? We get a nice ice cold one and we'll be right back, welcome back we're gonna try this biker's brew house lemon cheney.
Speaker 3:Now we've done beach chair it's called yeah, beach chair.
Speaker 2:We've done this.
Speaker 3:Uh, we've done bikers before yeah, twice I think yeah, they're located out of uh youngstown.
Speaker 2:They're connected to a harley davidson shop and uh cat has favorite band members there oh, that's right yeah this smells the same. Oh, it's got a different taste. I gotta got to give it a minute. It tastes like a lemon cookie. You know what I mean this one is definitely more bitter. Yes, straight off. What was it? Was it more alcohol, 5.4. 5.4.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but straight off, it was definitely more bitter than the last one.
Speaker 1:Hmm.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's a wheat too, on top of it. Oh, that's what gives it, that little cookie flavor it gives it. Yeah, yeah, because what I think of is like a shit Right on top of it. It's a shit spoon, it's a lemmy shit it's a lemmy shit Lemon yeah.
Speaker 3:It's going to kill you. But now that second drink wasn't as bad, but I think the wheat with the lemon might make it that little bit of a bitterness, a little bit. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2:Yeah, because usually to me yeah, I mean, so far it ain't bad. What happened? We lost our pitcher. We were watching porn while we drank lemon Cheney.
Speaker 3:That's just. The bitterness is not going away.
Speaker 2:No, and I'm wondering if you know the funny thing is it has a totally different flavor, a completely different flavor. So far I like it. It you know why I like it? Because it reminds me of a lemon shortbread cookie.
Speaker 3:It almost reminds me of a lemon drop. Like the drink lemon yeah or the candy, the, the candy, kind of. Yeah, because is it sweeter than you think, than the other one? No, it's, it's more bitter. Yeah, it actually tastes like you're sucking on a lemon almost You're sucking on oh. Yeah, a lemon, just really small, really really small lemons, Almost like.
Speaker 2:what do you call them?
Speaker 3:Yeah, lemon drops yeah.
Speaker 2:Lemon drop candy Depends on.
Speaker 3:Never mind, I'll behave lemon drops. Yeah, lemon drop candy depend on.
Speaker 2:never mind, he just the lemon does taste different it does.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like there's a completely different taste to it.
Speaker 2:I? I mean I don't like it, I mean I don't dislike it, I don't it's not horrible, correct?
Speaker 3:at all no I I think I got my winner yeah I did you.
Speaker 2:I know it's fine but, but I don't dislike. It'll give us a good opportunity to uh rate each one, and they give good feedback.
Speaker 3:I I get your cookie analogy though, though. Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 1:Lemon shortbread cookie.
Speaker 3:It's kind of sweet, but then on the back it is bitter. It is really bitter when it hits the back of your tongue.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it sticks. Yeah, I don't know. See, rick gave me some hot sauce, oh, so that could be fucking.
Speaker 1:That could be completely fucking weird. I still get a little bit of that, you're probably still numb.
Speaker 3:I'm numbed a little bit Coated my hand.
Speaker 2:I was like you know, and now I'm on fire. So hey, let's go into. Well, wait a minute.
Speaker 3:I got one and like I enjoyed it, let's record the time. No, real quick. No, it's going to be real quick. Okay, there's three guys sitting in a bar.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, me, bobby and Rick.
Speaker 3:Yeah, one guy was like dude, he's like I think I'm the fastest guy in the fucking world, fastest, the fastest, okay, fastest, okay. And so one guy was like all right. Well, he was like well, let's here, I'll time you, we'll send it to the world book, the book of world records. Yeah, guinness, guinness, yeah. And so they ran him, fucking, he ran a 40, whatever. They sent it off. Next guy he was like well, let me stand up, dude, because I, I could, I gotta be close to the tallest guy oh, okay ever and fucking.
Speaker 3:So they're like okay, well, we'll send it off to guinness. So let's break out the tape, measure whatever. The third guy he's like well, he's like I, I don't know what to say, dude. He's like this is kind of embarrassing, but that guy had the smallest dick in the world and fucking. They're like well, break it out, dude, let's measure it and we'll send it off. Maybe you'll be in the Guinness, you know who knows? So a couple weeks later, fucking first guy gets his envelope. Yeah, dude, I'm the fastest guy fucking in the world. Fucking second guy he's like holy shit, I'm the tallest guy in the the world in the world fucking nice second guy.
Speaker 1:He's like holy shit, I'm the tallest guy in the fucking world, the third guy.
Speaker 3:The third guy fucking opens up his paper and he's like who the fuck is?
Speaker 1:billy, I knew I was coming down to that wrong.
Speaker 2:Billy didn't say, princess said who's dr?
Speaker 3:yeah yeah it's billy, not dr had no, d had no r, had a big old b, big old b, big old bald billy oh my, oh my.
Speaker 2:Hey, let's jump into. I. I had a joke, but I know we did it. But uh, jason the creeper sent it to me. It said what is worse than having ants in your pants?
Speaker 3:oh, uncles, uncles. Yeah, I think we did.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I hate uncles threw that out there anyways. It's time for ricky to enter the stage. No, bad decisions, here we go and it's all about sex this week. Oh hell, yeah, we're always they're always yeah aren't they really? I swear that box should just say just say bad sex choices yeah our decisions, yeah, yeah, our decisions, yeah, our choices.
Speaker 1:Vd, yeah, vd in a box.
Speaker 2:So have you ever taken a call during, or a call or text during sex?
Speaker 3:I have.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I want to say I probably have Not text, so much.
Speaker 3:Not a text, Not a text. But like somebody called like that I thought you thought my mom Like oh no, Then I got really hard. So now I tell her to call me every Sunday.
Speaker 1:At 2 am.
Speaker 2:Oh my, I took a call once. I don't know where your girlfriend is.
Speaker 3:What's her name? You're not Amy, are you? That's Brenda.
Speaker 1:Woo safe.
Speaker 3:No, she said her name is Amy Brenda. Yeah, that's her.
Speaker 2:Oh my, so that's a yes Okay. Have you ever had more than five? One had more than five. One night stands no More than five one night stands?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I would probably say no.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm knowing that he's just got a shitty grin on his face.
Speaker 1:Come on.
Speaker 3:Back when you were in high school.
Speaker 2:But more than once would be. One night stand is only one time, I only had a couple Right. Yeah, yeah, I haven't either. The shitty grin he gave, I'm going to say he said yes, I say no, I say no, I say no. Have you ever fallen asleep during sex? Yes, oh you, I say no. Have you ever fallen asleep during sex?
Speaker 3:Yes, oh, you have, I have. I might not have been falling asleep, but I'm really exhausted Past that. You know what I mean. Like drunk fucking Dude. I've been down on a girl. She's like, come on, what are you doing down there? She's like that was the best. Keep doing that. Yeah, keep snoring.
Speaker 1:That's my toy, oh my.
Speaker 2:You're like I can't breathe. That's what she liked.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what she liked. She kept telling me she was like snorkeling, Like Popeye.
Speaker 2:Just blow on it, just right.
Speaker 3:Head's all cocked.
Speaker 2:Oh, my have you ever been in the open? Have you ever been?
Speaker 3:in an open relationship.
Speaker 2:Head's all cocked, oh my. Have you ever been in the open? Have you ever been in an open relationship?
Speaker 3:No, no me either. Yeah, why are you looking at the sky? I was thinking.
Speaker 2:I was wondering if it qualified as an open relationship.
Speaker 3:I'm like wait a minute If she didn't agree it's not open.
Speaker 2:What if she didn't agree?
Speaker 1:it's not open.
Speaker 2:What if she didn't know? That's still not open, Billy.
Speaker 1:Just because the door got left open it's not open.
Speaker 3:That's what I was thinking the window is open. The other one heard her screaming.
Speaker 2:Neighbors know my name. Neighbors know my name Dude. I heard that fucking song you did after I said it that other song, the titty pop out, or fucking.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, I heard that on the way home because I'm borrowing your brother's trunk and it's playing. It's looped on there and I'm like what the? I still don't know what they're saying. It says I lift my titty up. I saying it says I lift my titty up. I think it's I lift my titty up or titty papa I don't know like, I'm just like what the fuck is that?
Speaker 2:I don't know if it's japanese or korean or chinese, but it's a drinking game, but it's, or whatever. And but it bobby had put it in our head. Yes, uh, something about titty pop out and fucking.
Speaker 3:I like on my way home, just like the titty pop out and but yeah, I didn't, I could see if beer wench can pull it up and see, I couldn't figure out what the fuck they were saying, but now that it's in a different language, I guess I understand now. Yeah, because the rest of it wasn't.
Speaker 2:No, it has bruno mars in it and they do a little like oh, is that bruno?
Speaker 3:yeah, bruno mars oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did not.
Speaker 2:I don't know if it'll. It'll play well enough over. We got to connect the pc to. Now you gotta download a pdf. What the heck? It should just be on youtube. Who sponsors? This show right? Yeah, yes, they do. They sponsor this show and we're gonna watch a two-second video. Anyways. What do you think of this beer? Why?
Speaker 3:so bring them all. Right, we're gonna rate them both at the same time, right, correct? So I think Great Lakes blew it away. Oh, you do, I do. I actually like the Great Lakes more.
Speaker 2:I don't know I don't get it.
Speaker 3:I popped a tit. That's what all I heard all the way home.
Speaker 2:And in his truck he has it looping, right Looping just constantly yeah Do you know what I?
Speaker 3:popped a tit and also his radio. Yeah, I'll turn it completely down, no music. And then I get into it in the morning and start it up. Yeah, and it's on, full blast. It's blaring. It's a fucking ghost dude. There's a ghost in there that fucking what's it doing? Playing that song? That's it, dude. As Playing that song, that's it, dude. As soon as I get it and it's on that section.
Speaker 3:It's like I popped the tit. I popped the tit. I'm like what it scares the fuck out of me Every morning. I'm like what the fuck? I pour coffee all over the place.
Speaker 2:I'm like I'm not.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was like dude, it's your fault. I'm not cleaning it, no, the little shit stain in it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not cleaning it.
Speaker 3:It's all your fault. You got a ghost in your fucking truck. It don't matter how far you turn that thing down the next morning. The next morning, next time you start it up, fucking radio's full blast. What the fuck it is. It's kind of crazy it is, but I Okay it is. It's kind of crazy it is, but I mean it's not full blast, but it's just a hell of a lot louder than when you left it and at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2:It kind of makes you pee yourself a little bit, a little dribble comes out.
Speaker 3:A little dribble, because I'm used to my truck, I'm like, yeah, it's going to stay in the same fucking spot.
Speaker 2:I agree with you that great lakes blew it out. I think greatly, because I could taste this one and that one and it's.
Speaker 3:I mean not that bikers is bad, not that bikers is bad, but I think bikers is a little more bitter. Yep especially with that wheat yeah, it has that little more bitterness to it, um, more alcohol, which which I like, I'm not and it has even actually a different lemon flavor. A lemon flavor, yes, it's almost a little more. I don't want to say that it's the lemon that makes it bitter. I think it's the wheat that makes it bitter compared. Yeah, mixed together.
Speaker 2:Okay, so what do you rate the?
Speaker 3:Raleigh Drum, the Great Lakes, yeah, the.
Speaker 2:I really like that. As a lemon chaney staying in that category, I'm going 10.
Speaker 3:You're going to go with 10 on that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like it. You know what I mean In this category. Dude, now you're going to make me want to change.
Speaker 3:But you think about it, but I know, but we've done so many lemon. We've done a couple lemon chanies.
Speaker 2:I would go back to drink this one.
Speaker 3:And you know what I am going to have? To go up to a 10, because that's Travelers. That is Travelers fucking because they bought it? They bought it. Yeah, that's a 10.
Speaker 2:Tink tink, tink, tink tink. And the Bikers.
Speaker 3:I'm going to go an 8 on the.
Speaker 2:Bikers, I'm with you. 8. I like it. So if I was to go to the brewery and they had this, I'd get it. I would definitely get it now, would you keep it?
Speaker 3:I wouldn't keep it because I would already have this other one, I would have the other one, but I guess if I couldn't find the one and that was sitting there, I guess I would take it home with me whether or not I would keep it all the time. But I mean, it's more alcohol yeah, get home with me and it would be whether or not I would keep it all the time. But yeah, yeah, I mean it's more alcohol yeah.
Speaker 2:So the other thing too is um, it's got a different, unique flavor to it, it has I'm still gonna say princess, though I can see that because they're both different, but it's still easy, it's very easy, yeah.
Speaker 3:And it's all about the bitterness. Yeah, if you want a cookie bitterness, because it really does taste like a cookie, it does taste like a cookie. Yeah, and I think it's the wheat. Yeah, or just a not sweet, just very light lemon water. Yes, yes, yeah, you put a fucking cucumber in that, dude, I'm telling you right he needs some weight.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you right now, honestly, I that should be the garnish is a cucumber. Honestly, like I'm serious, like I think, if I ever find that, uh, great lakes, I'll get a six pack and just pour it in a can and throw a cucumber in there, try it I think we're doing that.
Speaker 2:Lemon water with the cucumber yeah, it's supposed to help you lose weight.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're supposed to drink it in the morning before you leave for work this would be easier to drink in the morning yeah, it would very. It would make it so much easier all the shakes would go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my hand would be steady.
Speaker 3:Well, I don't like my hand steady.
Speaker 2:I know, especially when you go to the bathroom. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3:I can pee and cum at the same time. It's awesome.
Speaker 2:It makes for a good night. Can't wait until.
Speaker 3:I get. What is it? Parkinson's, Parkinson's. I can't wait, you can't. I'll have to set it on there for you. You know what I mean. But rally drummer company citrus and piney. I didn't get the piney, but why are they saying that's a red, ale that oh, they got a red ale wait a minute rally drum red ale didn't score as high, but I'm curious, piqued my interest.
Speaker 2:You know it doesn't look red. No, I think people are getting different things mixed up.
Speaker 3:Yeah it's, yeah, I'm thinking too, yeah, and everybody's just posting because I know you went down to cincinnati, yes, and you showed us the picture of, uh, the beers. You were at the yeah, so I, I went down I was like a red sour dude, like I was, kind of it intrigued me like I wasn't.
Speaker 2:She gave me a sample of it, and what'd you think?
Speaker 2:uh was it rough no, it wasn't as rough. Now she gave me this other one. It was rough. It made me perk up in my asshole like, and I could, I actually couldn't finish it. Okay, it was that, all right. But she said this one was more sour and I was like, oh than that, oh my. But then she gave me a little bit and I was like, well, that wasn't that bad. I think I did a little. I reviewed it. I think I might have gave it. You know, it was pretty good. I actually would have got that one. But she said the next one we're going to do this was little Little Fish Brewery out of Dayton, ohio. Oh Dayton, okay Dayton, and we did. She said that when they have the peach sour on that, she says that's the one her go-to because they let them have one. She said it was always the peach, peach, peach. She said she abused it.
Speaker 3:Was she a lesbian, then no Okay.
Speaker 2:But once I peach, peach, peach.
Speaker 3:She said she abused it. You know, was she a lesbian, though?
Speaker 2:no, okay. But once I said peach, I thought of you. Oh yeah, and I had, I had eaten on the phone.
Speaker 3:He's oh, I mean automatically you right, I seen the like. You gave us the picture. I'm like okay, I was reading through them.
Speaker 1:I'm like that was I've seen that red.
Speaker 3:I've seen that red sour. I'm like it could be really good or it could be really bad, correct? You know what I mean. Like there there is, there isn't going to be a. It wasn't that bad wishy-washy.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't say it was really good, but I I would say it wasn't bad, because how do you make a red sour?
Speaker 3:it wasn't really sour it was just a little, a little bitter it would probably just be bitter yeah more nice they had a farmhouse one which was their flagship.
Speaker 2:It was like a farmhouse ale and I'm like what makes it a farmhouse? You know what I mean. So it was a little unique but it was okay. All of them was okay. They had actually a Mexican one that you put a lime in. I've seen that and that was very good With the lime in there. That was very good With the lime in there. That was very good. That one was princess. It was so easy, you know.
Speaker 3:So how do you like a farmhouse?
Speaker 2:I don't know where the farmhouse comes from, but maybe a little bit earthier, is that?
Speaker 3:Amish, just full of desperation and fucking incest yeah.
Speaker 2:Because it just tastes like desperation and incest.
Speaker 3:It did taste like that Just tears and cum, yeah, because it just tastes like desperation and incest. It did taste like that Just tears and cum, yeah, homemade, homemade.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's where it was, but it was actually pretty good. We're going to do that in two weeks, peeps, yep.
Speaker 3:Because I'm out next week.
Speaker 2:And then I actually have a red show coming up which I know Rick will enjoy, but we're going to do a red nitro and another red, so it was a red nitro ale, and hopefully I'll find something to bring back from yeah. So you can add with the peach, yeah, yeah, but anyways, um, and what's your another reason to drink this week?
Speaker 3:Uh, hey, we had a great weekend last weekend. Uh, it was a little three day and I'm off for another week. Yeah, Heading down to Tennessee, heading down to the Smoky Mountains. See if I can pet a bear, Pet a bear.
Speaker 2:Pet a bear.
Speaker 3:Yeah, pet a bear, maybe listen to some banjos you know, yeah, you know, so listens to some banjos, you know.
Speaker 3:So they just go, go, go. I it's a busy fucking couple months. It's gonna be a busy next month and a half, easy, you know. Then we come back from that and then we got wedding wedding. Well, we got a wedding and then we got white rock oh yeah, that's right. And then and then another wedding, like it's just, it's non-stop pretty much, and try to work in between you know, yeah, that's the last thing, but mine, uh.
Speaker 2:Another reason to drink is that me and rick are gonna do super tomorrow absolutely yeah, we're actually gonna be the two o'clock. Right, yeah, two ish, yeah, two ish, yeah, yeah, I'll hit you up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let me know. But uh, yeah, we're gonna go out. Absolutely, we're actually going to be the Two o'clock, right? Yeah, two-ish, two-ish, I'll hit you up. Yeah, let me know.
Speaker 2:But yeah, we're going to go out and golf and then he's going to take off, but we have to golf out, so actually I'll have a whole week of being where I'm home. That'll be weird.
Speaker 3:Good luck.
Speaker 2:I know Actually you guys have a great time. And any last thoughts Rick, don't turn your drive and God bless you. We'll see you in two weeks Late, yep.
Speaker 1:Thank you.