Another Reason to Drink
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Another Reason to Drink
Neighbors Know My Name
Crack open a cold one and join us for a beer-soaked journey through craft brews, life stories, and questionable decisions. This episode features a head-to-head battle between two distinct Ohio craft beer styles – Masthead Brewery's Rotondra Hazy IPA (a collaboration with Heinen's) and Twin Oaks Brewery's Ship Burner Porter.
The hazy IPA surprises us with its bold, bitter profile that defies expectations for the style, prompting a discussion about how breweries interpret popular beer categories. Meanwhile, the chocolatey, coffee-forward porter delivers a smooth drinking experience that reminds us why darker beers deserve more attention. Between sips, we break down the differences between porters and stouts for anyone who's ever been confused by these similar styles.
Beyond the brews, we share our anxiety about an upcoming camping trip threatened by rain forecasts, trade stories about yard work woes, and conduct an impromptu psychological experiment that proves most people will think of "Denmark, kangaroo, and orange" when given specific prompts. The "Ricky's Bad Choices" segment takes a hilariously uncomfortable turn as we explore questionable life decisions involving age gaps, sex tapes from the VHS era, and encounters that probably shouldn't be shared in public.
Whether you're a craft beer enthusiast, enjoy candid conversations between friends, or just appreciate hearing other people's embarrassing stories to feel better about your own choices, this episode delivers plenty of laughs and insights. Pour yourself something cold and join us – you've got another reason to drink now!
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Thank you, welcome back to another fantastic show of another reason to drink a wonderful show. Hostess with the mostest, with the mostest princess, and rick, ricky, rick here I my little side.
Speaker 1:Yeah, here I am, my little buddy. My little buddy hey little, buddy hey little buddy, hey, little buddy.
Speaker 2:What do we got tonight? We got good stuff, oh yeah, two big 16-ouncers here floating in front of us.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, it's getting rough out there.
Speaker 2:I know, I'm telling you it's getting rough. A few different ones that I was thinking, and a buddy of mine who listens to the show. He pointed out that, um, great lakes came out with a shaney, shaney, the shaney, yeah, and he said it would it. He says it's like drinking lemonade. Oh, really, yeah, he said. The only thing we probably might not like too much is the fact that it is uh sweet I mean they, they've had that lemon shanty for a minute.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I'm curious though. But maybe they reinvented it or whatever. But I know they had a lemon shanty there for a while they did, and then I seen another one out there.
Speaker 2:Oh, I think Founders All Day. You know, Founders, that does all day IPA.
Speaker 1:I think they came out one. So I think, maybe do a shaney show. Is you a shaney? Yeah, it's that season, it is that summer.
Speaker 2:But anyways, I'll start off with we're going to do it. Well, later in the show we're going to do a twin oaks brewery. It's called ship burner, it's a porter and it's 5.131 ibu's. The reason we're going to do this one later is because we're doing a hazy IPA, which this will be harder to get down. But it's out of Catawba Island, ohio is the brewery.
Speaker 1:It looks good though, oh, that one is yeah, yes, between Oaks. And right now, though, we are going to open up a. Rotondra, rotondra. Rotondra I keep on wanting to put an R in it. Rotondra, yeah, hazy IPA from Mastheads. It is a 7.2. And it is with a bunch of different hops yeah, try to pronounce it.2. And it is with a bunch of different hops yeah, citrus flavor, citrus flavor with a bunch of different hops and they collaborated with Heinen's, which is funny because that's where I got it from.
Speaker 2:We've done a couple collaborations with Heinen's, so Heinen's is really big around with their beer.
Speaker 1:They really are. Yeah, they really big around with their beer, and they really are. Yeah, they're, they're really big with their beer. They, they actually have a beer guy. That's all he he does. He just stands back there and goes oh yeah, what are you looking for?
Speaker 2:I love the color of the can that lime green, that green yeah, I like it. I even they got a little. I don't know if you could see it, but on the side they got the little state of Ohio in that green. It's cool looking, but this taste is very familiar to me, wouldn't you say Kind of like something else we had Right off the first sip? I'm getting powerful, bitter, yeah.
Speaker 1:It doesn't remind me of a hazy. No, it reminds me of a regular, just a regular IPA, yeah, which I've noticed, though, like we've done mastheads many a times and their IPAs are kind of strong, like I love their jalapeno IPA, but it's kind of a more potent, more potent ipa.
Speaker 2:That's probably where this flavor comes through, so just take this flavor at jalapeno yeah, add a touch of hint of heat to it. Yeah, I would agree, yeah, I would agree yep, but it's not bad no, it's. It's a pretty good beer. I'm curious to see how much more as I get down, how it balances out a little bit you know how much warmer it gets, and yeah, oh see, and that's what it is um that rally, rally drum and they're playing off of the baseball. Yeah, rally drum from great lakes brewing company.
Speaker 1:It's a lemon shanny yeah, that's a new one. Yeah, that's definitely a new one. So we'll have to try that. We'll have to get that.
Speaker 2:I'll look around for it and then I'll look. Yep, and then we'll yeah, we'll try to do that on the next show. Right now, I mean beautiful weather. Right, you're weak.
Speaker 1:Oh, same old bullshit.
Speaker 2:Ricky's weak yeah, messing around with he's trying to get some repair done, yeah and which it's hard to find a good mechanic for one. Yeah.
Speaker 1:And then you find one, but you're two weeks out Because everybody's fucking going there yeah. So, yeah, I blew a rear main seal, and so I'm leaking a little bit of oil. So you know it's only about a quarter week.
Speaker 2:Quarter drive A quarter week. Quarter drive, a quarter week, it's not bad.
Speaker 1:You know, I fucking just got to keep an eye on it.
Speaker 2:I only got another seven days to go. Okay, here we go Stressing it out. Oh fuck yeah, dude, it's just yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1:But you know, no, we're going on our big camping trip this weekend. Yep, we got a big, hopefully. And uh, the you, your brother and my brother were supposed to go on a little golf camp trip. Yeah, and it looks like it's gonna get fucking rained out.
Speaker 2:We might have some good stories, though. Oh we're gonna have some great stories just yeah, we, oh, we're going to have some great stories.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we were asshole deep in rain and jerked each other off all night long, and it was good times.
Speaker 2:Yeah, good times. Couldn't play golf, couldn't do nothing, just stare at each other.
Speaker 1:Just stare at each other, like okay, then we figured out that none of us are friends. There is no more podcast, and that was the last of the podcast.
Speaker 2:That was the last of the podcast. I could sleep in my truck you're sleeping with Mark.
Speaker 1:Good luck with that one.
Speaker 2:Bobby's got it easy if you see the whole thing like shaking, it's just me running from your brother.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you running in circles in a little ass camper.
Speaker 2:He's going mad. It'll be funny. We'll wake up. It's just me running from your brother. Yeah, you're running in circles in a little ass camper. Help me, help me. He's going mad in here. It'll be funny.
Speaker 1:We'll wake up and Mark will be gone. Yeah, and he'll just come back on Sunday to pick us up. Yeah, he'll be like fuck it, it's only a three-hour drive. I'm going home.
Speaker 2:He'll be like he needs a Snickers. Give him a snickers, but he uh hit. What I'm, what I'm gonna do, is just eat some devil eggs and some beer and just shit yourself the whole time, all night. You're gonna hear him running out.
Speaker 1:No, that's what I'm saying, and hence yeah, and hence he'll, he. He's that type of guy that he'll just drive home and he'll be like I'll come back and pick you up Saturday or Sunday.
Speaker 2:It's connected to the trailer and I'm riding to his house, you're just going to hear the door open like bam. I hope I don't get that bad gas man that's like killer In that little area.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, but I think you got a window right there.
Speaker 2:So I would just leave that window open the whole fucking time. Just stick your asshole out Right Little burn marks in the screen.
Speaker 1:Stick a funnel on your ass Like in a hose. Here, Mark, this is for you.
Speaker 2:I want him to experience. If I did that again like one night, he wouldn't let me stay there in the next night.
Speaker 1:Oh no, no, Then you'll be going to my camper. You and Bobby will both be sleeping in my camper.
Speaker 2:We'll just have to pull short strings. Straw, straw, yeah Well, whoever got the shores?
Speaker 1:Okay that sounds like fun, though I'm hoping I just it sucks that. It's just going to be a fucking shit weekend dude. We don't know yet, we don't. And when we get down there it's bouncing around anywhere between 30% to fucking 70%. Yeah, I see what you mean. So it's just bouncing all over the place, yeah, so we'll see how it goes. We'll see, and sometimes it could just miss us Right, exactly, yeah, so we'll see how we'll see, yeah, and then when?
Speaker 2:sometimes it could just miss us right, exactly, it could just be skimming across and never hit us over there.
Speaker 1:Yep, never hit us and we're in that 30 percent. That didn't get it over the 70.
Speaker 2:That didn't get it. Oh man, it's making me burpy. What are you? Oh hookstown hookstown is where we're going. Hookstown.
Speaker 1:PA and then. So now I do want maybe not right now, but I do want to try a little trick on you, okay, and so let's hear about your week and see how your week's going.
Speaker 2:My week, I don't know. Bow to yard work work golf Same old bullshit. Yard work work same old. Yeah, same golf we did horrible.
Speaker 1:We didn't do horrible I know we didn't do we didn't do as good as we normally do, planned on in my mind that we should. In my mind, oh, in my mind, all day long I was was getting hole-in-ones and fucking, knocking it 400 yards, fucking on the drive. We Quitting my job.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and taking a, taking a golf full time.
Speaker 1:Then you woke up.
Speaker 2:Then I yeah, we Still had to leave, just getting the house. I'm still Because of all the rain. You know it takes a minute to get all the house together as far as like getting the yard squared away. I finally got the yard, I feel in a very comfortable spot and it's starting to come in, but I'd like to do a little like aerating and add some more seed. But right, um, I opened the? Um fountain, got all that ready and everything. So that's nice, neighbor, cut down the tree, which it's okay, they cut down the tree right. But the only problem is it used to block my office windows. So when I was in my office checking out porn or wherever it was, kind of shaded and blocked, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:The only people that seen. It is maybe the neighbor that walked by Right.
Speaker 1:But now you can see that shit down the road. Hell yeah, yeah, neighbors down.
Speaker 2:What's that song? Neighbors know my name you never heard that song I don't know that song from banging neighbors know my name that's fucking funny, I don't know.
Speaker 1:There is a song I mean I don't know that one. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's fucking funny Knock knock, knock.
Speaker 2:There's no money, I can't believe you know that song.
Speaker 1:I do.
Speaker 2:I play it loud, loud, Like yeah, bitches.
Speaker 1:Cover this. Just Billy standing there fucking rapping rap songs all the windows open fucking.
Speaker 2:What do you think that knocking is when I swing it back and forth Like?
Speaker 1:donk, don't, don't, do you know? When you know how you like, take your dick and hit a girl.
Speaker 2:Yeah, smack, smack, smack, smack, smack smack, you know.
Speaker 1:So now is that like, do you think you're a magician, like the magic is going to happen? Get ready, baby, here it goes, or yeah, or are you knocking on the door?
Speaker 2:I'm knocking on the door. Neighbors know my name. That's funny, but anyways, uh, so now I gotta buy blinds. It's just it's bad because the fact is, you can't see, before I didn't realize how bad. But one day I was just recently I was mowing my yard and I come around there.
Speaker 1:I was like damn, I can read everything, right, I can see what's going on. Yeah, I was like damn, I got an email. I got to answer that Trader secrets, trader secrets. Yeah, you don't want to, don't follow me, you'll lose your money I get ricked up.
Speaker 2:That's all the time here.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, no, I'm doing great. I know, dude, it fucking jumped. Did you see that? No, I didn't. No, I'm just joking jump negative yeah, yeah. It dropped all this 10 million, yeah, yeah anyways, other than that we wouldn't be sitting here right now. No, I don't know, maybe we get replacements for us oh, we could probably buy a couple, yeah, yeah here and just rent the house and pretend like you're fun yeah, we could be the uh, what do you call them the Producers?
Speaker 1:Sit there. You don't look like the bitch, it don't matter, we don't have cameras in here.
Speaker 2:So, anyways, that's it. I'm the same as you getting ready for this trip. I actually am ready for the day off. Do you ever have them days that just drain? I feel tired and exhausted. I more just like drain, drain mental.
Speaker 1:You probably go through a lot of mental, a lot of a lot of mental bullshit and like. So I'm a little more physical, but when the mental hits, like when I have the mental days, I'm still doing the physical thing. So that it's that it like I'm just done. I come home and, dude, I can have three beers and be fucking hammered. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like it, just my whole attitude's different it's hard angry, I'm fucking yeah, just like god damn it, like fuck you.
Speaker 1:I hate this job, I hate this, sometimes when you just have that physical.
Speaker 2:It's the muscle, but it's fine okay, yeah, yeah, I'm fine but I can do that all day long.
Speaker 1:When you have that mental, I have that mental it just on the physical destroys you.
Speaker 2:Dude it really does I?
Speaker 1:think that gets inside your core yeah, yeah, it just gets in your head. Yeah, it just drains. It really does. It gets in your head and, like I, I hate it, like I'm not, like I figured out a long time ago, even like we were on the show, whatever, yeah, uh, I'm not a cubicle guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Like I, I just I used to come home more tired sitting in a cubicle all day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, then he's just out there riding around loading containers all day long, like I can load four or five containers and still come home and have a couple beers and kick my heels and whatever be. Like okay, yeah, whatever. But like sitting there doing that whole mental, like, like no, it just it would fuck with me.
Speaker 2:And here, here's where I I pointed out the most that well, I see, the most is that when I do physical and I'm done, when I sit outside and it's a cool breeze, the sun's going down, I have a cold one. I feel like I'm in the moment, like, yeah, right, right. When I get the mental one sitting out there, it doesn't matter it doesn't.
Speaker 1:It doesn't, doesn't do shit nope, nope the beer, nothing.
Speaker 2:I'm more agitated because I'm just sitting there.
Speaker 1:Well, that just, you're just pissed off from the day. Yeah, and I'm just if it was a mental day, then normally you're pissed off just from the fucking day.
Speaker 2:It was such a mental drain, yeah, and there was a couple of moments or a couple of issues that were like good Lord, oh, I get it yeah. Yeah, you hear me in there humming.
Speaker 1:I'm sure 99% of the people, that the nine people that listen to it so like eight people would know exactly what we're talking about. Yeah, okay, so tell me here. Oh, he's going to. I've tried this twice now. Okay, and your brother, your brother, just I don don't know he failed right in it well, no, he didn't fail it, just I, I don't know. And then I tried it with the old lady and she failed too, just because her math didn't work out. Good thing she did an account in school good thing she got an accountant fucking college education like
Speaker 2:okay, yeah, we're gonna like you, I'm gonna have you do my taxes.
Speaker 1:We're gonna have as long as they go in your favor, yeah, well, yeah yeah and it would have. But okay now I know this is a lot, but here everybody play along. Okay, because I want to know if if it's just me or no. It's not just me, but it does work out if the math, the regular the regular people work out okay.
Speaker 1:I guess maybe it might depend on the side of your brain that you use okay, left or right, right, exactly, yeah, so okay, I'm ready. Pick a number. I don't want to. Don't tell me any of your answers. Okay For one. Okay, and, as I know, I just said this, so I'm going to say it again Don't tell me any of your answers. Okay, because I said this last night to somebody and they were like seven.
Speaker 2:I'm like God damn it. I just told you, Do not say your answer.
Speaker 1:No, I just told you Do not say your XR no, her too no her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, so pick a number through one to ten. Got it. You got it. Yep Times that by nine. Okay, I got it. Okay, now that number that you just got. Just add them two numbers together. You did it. Yeah Okay. Subtract five yeah Okay, subtract five. Okay Okay, now you should be in a single digits. If, if I, if you're doing it right, then you should be in a single day. See, that's a, that's what I'm saying, so okay, so you said, you said pick a number between one, 10.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, okay, okay. Now the answer of that U times by nine. Add just that number together, like if it was 83,. Add the eight and three together. Oh, you're right, you're a single digit. Okay, yeah, so then negative minus five. Okay, wait, wait, hold on Jesus.
Speaker 2:Christ. Hold on Because wait, hold on Jesus. Hold on Because I'm going to take.
Speaker 1:These guys are college educated. No, no, no, I'm just following you.
Speaker 2:Okay, so you take my number times nine yes, add nine, right? No, oh, no, okay, add them together.
Speaker 1:Add them to that number.
Speaker 2:That you got Okay, okay Add them together.
Speaker 1:Add them to that number that you got. Okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Just add them two numbers together.
Speaker 1:And then subtract five, okay, okay, yep, now take that number and correlate that with the alphabet. So A would be one. I know B would be two. Okay, see, this is where your brother fucked up. Yeah, okay, okay, I can already tell it's all fucked.
Speaker 2:No, because I can already tell it's all fucked well, no, because I'm I'm just thinking okay, keep going no, because I can already tell it's all wrong.
Speaker 1:And there's people well, the reason people yeah, but I want this to work for other people too at the same time. Yeah Right, yeah, okay, all right, so pick a country that starts with that letter.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm good, okay. Okay, Now pick an animal that starts.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait.
Speaker 1:Okay, keep going. Now pick an animal that starts with the last letter of that country. Okay, okay, yeah. Now pick a fruit that starts with the last letter of that animal. Okay, an orange kangaroo in Denmark.
Speaker 2:You got close, Denmark definitely.
Speaker 1:What the fuck did you do?
Speaker 2:No, that was pretty close, because I missed the yeah, you're right, orange. Yeah, I would have did that. I wouldn't have got kangaroo, though what else?
Speaker 1:would you go with Koala? No, no, because koala is cute, cute, yeah, or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Kitten, no, no, because quality q q, yeah, yeah, kitten you went with, are you fucking?
Speaker 2:kidding me.
Speaker 1:See your brother miscounted and went, e no, I did get four yeah, abcd, I went with, uh, denmark, denmark.
Speaker 2:Because that's what made me think, because I was like, first I think in delaware, and I'm like, shit, that's a state, you say country. So then I'm thinking denmark and then spelling that out. You know what I mean so then I was like oh okay, and then you said animal, you know and you weren't kitten, kitten, so I guess that's the one? Yeah, I guess that's the one that went yeah, but if you go like people would think that.
Speaker 1:No, it was crazy on how so many people around work went that way. Like I did it. Like a guy came up and told me this and I'm like, and then he goes okay, orange kangaroo, you know what was-. I'm like you should quit your job and go on the fucking road yeah and but then I've done it. I haven't gotten it right yet nobody's gotten it right on my end, right? Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:What about, let me ask you this if you have a 10, say you pigs want um. You said 1 through 10, right, you did ten, right, right, you add them together. What is that one right?
Speaker 1:wait. Okay, so it's pick one through.
Speaker 2:Ten right you go ten right times nine, ninety, ninety subtract oh, add them together nine, add them together nine, subtract it all goes back to four.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it all goes back to four that was what my.
Speaker 2:That's why I was taking so long. I was like everything's going back everything goes back to four.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like if you've, if you, it doesn't matter what you do, everything goes back to four. It all goes back to d yes, and 90 of the people are going to say Denmark, kangaroo and orange. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, because the kid at work, he was like Dushami fucking whatever some weird ass country yeah.
Speaker 2:That he knew. Yeah, he was just being a dick basically yeah, because when we think of a country, automatically your mind goes to europe right, yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, I was thinking, okay, going d denmark, that's whatever. I'm sure there's others. Oh no, there is. And he brought it up. He was like, oh no, it's the shami, yamina, or whatever. I'm like how the fuck do you even know that?
Speaker 2:whatever, but then try to spell that out. I'm trying to spell it out in my head and well, no, he did.
Speaker 1:He was like no, it's an a, and I got a aardvark and it was uh, and then after that it was like a kashami fruit or something. He was just being a kiwi, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:No, he was just being a dick oh, but the fruit would had to be the oh. So that's what um orange orange that.
Speaker 1:That's why. That's why, that's why it goes orange you know?
Speaker 2:Yeah, because how many fruits do you know? That Right Begin with an.
Speaker 1:O, yeah, wow, and that's why we're all silent, yeah.
Speaker 2:Even the people driving the car like I don't know.
Speaker 1:There's someone out there Like I said your brother miscalculated and went to an E somehow, and so he took England and then went to I don't know. Yeah, he had it all fucked up. I was sitting there and then my only I asked my only and I tried doing it to her and she thought nine times six was 49.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:And then so I fucked it all up.
Speaker 2:I'm like yeah, because the math's all wrong. I'm like, yeah, okay, great, pick a simple number you are not doing my taxes.
Speaker 1:Five times nine.
Speaker 2:There you go yeah, right, 45, 45, it's track five.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it's track five, track five. You're right back down to four Yep, but it don't matter yeah.
Speaker 2:That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1:It was kind of cool.
Speaker 2:You want to rate this yes.
Speaker 1:Because I already drank it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it actually gets better as you drink it.
Speaker 1:Dude, I thought it went down really good. Yeah, it's pretty refreshing, it's definitely a keeper for me it's definitely a keeper for me. I would keep it. Yeah, I would say, princess, got a bite. It does have a little bit of a bite, but I don't know, I think it dies on my tongue a lot, uh, but that, yep, that's yours. Yeah, I would keep it. I would I like it. I mean, I don't know if it'd be an everyday drinker yeah, but I would definitely would you seek it out?
Speaker 1:if I seen it, if I was walking by, be like, oh, I know that's a good idea. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like I, it'd be. Like, yep, I'll, would it be. We haven't done this in a while, trust me trust me for an ipa, if you're an ipa guy especially a hazy ipa. Now this is a little stronger than a hazy that we're used to.
Speaker 2:Yeah but yeah, and not as much that we're used to. Yeah, but yeah, and not as much citrusy fruity flavor. No, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:It's very hoppy. Yeah, it is kind of very hoppy, but I liked it, Like I mean I kind of like Masshead's beer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you do like Masshead yeah.
Speaker 1:Because I love their fucking jalapeno one I need to get.
Speaker 2:You like, masshead you like mass head. Mass head. What would you rate it, though you didn't give a number there.
Speaker 1:Now it's a hazy IPA Compared to all of our other hazies. I'm going to have to drop it down to an eight.
Speaker 2:I could see that very well you know what I mean. Because we've had some really good hazies, yeah, I'm going to go seven and a half.
Speaker 1:The reason why yeah, because it is a good bite.
Speaker 2:Dries out, it does, yeah, it stays on for a minute, it does get easier to drink and it goes smoother. It's you, you have these refreshingly cool or cold, so they're good.
Speaker 1:I did buy them the day before instead of trying, but they are a little potent 7.2, 72. So it's a stronger hazy for sure.
Speaker 2:You don't really taste the alcohol.
Speaker 1:Alcohol or anything like that, but I get where you're at. That's why I dropped it way back. We've had better hazies, but it's still good.
Speaker 2:I think it's still a good beer, very good beer, and the brewery. We didn't talk a lot about beer very good beer. And the brewery you got we. We didn't talk a lot about the brewery, but the brewery itself is a nice place they got a restaurant. Pizzas are amazing, yeah yeah, go go, they're hungry yes, because their food is yeah their food is really good. That's the one that has it when you order the beer in front of you and then the the pizza things over to the left.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, that place nice, they have a whole area to eat downtown. Open up the.
Speaker 1:So when you're protesting this weekend, you could just swing by there. It's right there.
Speaker 2:Downtown Clayton yeah, get a meal.
Speaker 1:Maybe get a couple bottles filled with gasoline. Reach your eyes out.
Speaker 2:But the place is very nice.
Speaker 1:We I mean we, I, I just hate not to give a second to reflect back on the brewery and right, no, absolutely, because sometimes we get down a rabbit hole.
Speaker 2:But, um, yeah, but this is a good one. But anyways, we'll let you get a nice ice cold one while we go and get that. Next, uh, shipwreck and get that going here.
Speaker 1:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:We can jump into Ricky's Bad Choices and stuff. Take a pee, yep. Take a break. See you right back. Welcome back. I hope you got a nice ice cold one, like we do. We got this twin oak ship burner, but this is a porter. We haven't done a porter we haven't done.
Speaker 1:That's why I grabbed it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and maybe I should have grabbed another ipa, but I was like ah you know what this is like yeah, I wanted to try something a little different now this, this oh, I forgot to read the alcohol on this 5.1. 5.1, yeah, but this one is, of course, it says, displaying flavors of dark chocolate and coffee, but that's a typical I used to like this though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what I mean. We used to like these porters. If you remember, back in the day when we first started, we were like we were like oh man, this is good stuff, yeah, I like. What was it? It's porter and stouts, stouts, yeah, yeah. Yeah, now there's a difference. The stouts have a little more of a chocolate flavor and not so much coffee. The reverse, or is it reverse?
Speaker 2:I don't know, like to me, can't remember? No, it might now you can't, I did. I did have it down pat, because I remember a guy at work asking me I was like blah, blah, blah and I had it down and I even googled it and it was right. See, porters are a bit lower in, uh, in their sweeter, so they're going to be more chocolate flavor where stouts are full body with more of a coffee, but still have a chocolate so I I think I still like the stouts better than a porter.
Speaker 2:I like porters, do you? Yeah, because I think they're normally smoother to me. So it's just this border. Well, sometimes stouts can be creamier and heavier.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, am I right?
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, I could see that, yeah so we need to start doing more stouts and ports, because then we get right into the exact. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean because this is smooth. Yes, this is smooth.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think a stout is more lighter. Oh man, but it's been a minute since I've had either one.
Speaker 1:But it has more of a chocolatey flavor. I think I know A stout does.
Speaker 2:One has more of coffee. Yeah, more of a, yeah, but they both have that coffee and chocolate and chocolate.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just one's a little heavier than any other one.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 2:So typically when they'll say, oh, ours has chocolate and coffee flavor, that's like okay, but they all yes they all taste like a uh cooking chocolate.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the bitter, the bitter chocolate you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:It's not like you're drinking a hershey's fucking candy bar no it's all that. Your brother has that kind of chocolate that has a high cocoa content, yes, and so that's kind of almost like this. But well, he gets such a high cocoa content it actually gets sweet again. You know, there's some like that. Have a lower one.
Speaker 1:And who knows where he. I mean he might get that down in fucking.
Speaker 2:Bay Village or whatever. He pretty much makes that at his house. He's like yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because he's so healthy. Yes, he just shits out, fucking. He shits out. Perfect cocoa, fucking cocoa cubes yeah yeah uh, but you know.
Speaker 2:So a salad is more of a roasted coffee, like you said, and then, um, a porter is going to be more of a chocolate.
Speaker 1:Yep see I, I get the coffee, I get the chocolate either way, it's hard and this is hard. This is a real good blend.
Speaker 2:Of it it is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's actually a really smooth blend.
Speaker 2:Correct neither one's super strong on this one no, yeah, no, I actually. This is a really good beer it is pretty good, it's pretty smooth it's pretty smooth, it's really good. Yeah, yeah. But you know, there's people that are just IPA people, right. And then there's the porters and stouters.
Speaker 1:Well, and that's why we're here, yep, we're trying to be here for everybody. We step out. Yeah, we, we, we, we tasted, we put everything in our mouth.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:We try it at least once, just for our listeners.
Speaker 2:At least three licks. Just a sip, Just a sip Just in. Oh hey, you know you ready?
Speaker 1:No wait, wait, now wait. We're missing things here. What are are we missing? What do you call a? Giant what do you call a chinese guy with a disability? Something wrong, something wrong that's pretty good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I like it, but that's the only one I got. Oh, that's it. That's it, yeah, that's it. What's wrong with the show?
Speaker 1:Something wrong.
Speaker 2:Okay, here we go. It's about that time that rock a little rhythm and rhyme. It's Ricky's.
Speaker 1:Bad Choice. See, you said a bad time. It would all rhyme, it might be.
Speaker 2:Ricky's bad time. The neighbors know his name.
Speaker 1:So, anyways.
Speaker 2:Oh, let me see. Have you ever lied about your weight on your driver's license?
Speaker 1:No, no, no, yeah, why, yeah, why, I'm with that.
Speaker 2:That just eases us into this next one.
Speaker 1:Okay, jesus, here we go yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh Jesus, there we go. Do you get paid too much for what you do?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Why was the?
Speaker 1:pause. No, I don't get paid enough for what the fuck I do? I do my boss's job. You don't get your boss's pay.
Speaker 2:I don't get my boss's pay, I don't get your boss's pay.
Speaker 1:I don't get my boss's pay. Yeah, I, I don't get bothered at work. Oh, you know, I get called and asked questions you're the man they come to yeah, okay, over in the warehouse like that's they call me and go. Hey, prime example, and I hope everybody's not listening?
Speaker 2:yeah, not, don't do it, don't it? I've been down that road. Well, no, I mean just.
Speaker 1:He asked me if these boxes come in standing up or laying down on a skid.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:What'd you say? Well, I know the answer. Oh, but shouldn't he? What is the answer? Well, the ones he was asking he'd come standing up four on a skid.
Speaker 2:Everything else comes laying down on a skid. Shouldn't you know that, though?
Speaker 1:No, because he knows who to ask Bullshit though. Okay, I know you're up in our management. You're up in our management, I know who to ask. You know how a certain tank is boxed out, right, okay, yes To a point I don't know every model. But we only have four models.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, never mind, we have four models. Yeah, we might have 40 or more. Exactly, but you know how they are palletized, especially the ones that we do all the time. We only have four.
Speaker 1:We have a shit ton, but there's only four big ones. Oh, okay, so it's one, two or three. Yeah, Like laying down standing up.
Speaker 2:That's your two options and you know what your chances are 75-25.
Speaker 1:Laying down standing up, so it's 50-50 it is okay, but you said most of them.
Speaker 2:You said most come in laying down only one model's up, yeah so I would say mostly. I would say they all lay down, he should know better. So do I get paid too much for what I do? No need paid more after a day like this I'm like here. Y'all know okay, yeah, I don't. I say sometimes. Sometimes I'm comfortable and I'm like, okay, you know what I mean yeah, I'm getting paid well for my job.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but then most of the time I'm like what the fuck?
Speaker 2:yeah, most of the time I'm like I get it, but I gotta work somewhere, right, right, um, would you rather know when you're going to die than how are you going to die? Oh, oh, that's a rough one. Yeah, I, I don't know if I want to know how I'm gonna die. Yeah, I'd rather know what, but no, because then if rather know when, but no, because then if you know when, then you're worried about that day. But are you? Yeah, oh, you know what I mean, because if I say you die in three weeks from now.
Speaker 1:Okay, so now I'm like all right, fuck it.
Speaker 2:But if I say you're going to die, Balls out, buddy.
Speaker 1:I'm dragging my nuts across everybody's nose. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, so you'd rather know. But now now how you're going to die, which you know could be. I was camping and some fucking hillbilly came up and, you know, some leather face guy cut me up in little pieces, starting at my toes, and just inched his way up.
Speaker 2:You know what I?
Speaker 1:mean, yeah, like I don't want to know that.
Speaker 2:And left you alive. Yeah Well, no, to know that. And left you alive.
Speaker 1:I died that day, but later. You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:At the end. I would rather know when.
Speaker 1:Yes, I don't want to know why I don't care why or how or why, or whatever.
Speaker 2:Have you ever made a sex tape as a matter?
Speaker 1:of fact Dick Dangler.
Speaker 2:Two.
Speaker 1:Two inch Exactly. It just had a little inch marks.
Speaker 2:I've made one, I have too.
Speaker 1:It's out there somewhere, mine's out there. It was way before internet. It was.
Speaker 2:VHS.
Speaker 1:It was VHS. Yeah, he's like fucking yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's like he's standing on a camera with a remote.
Speaker 1:I'm like I'm banging her and like I had my hand up in the air to fucking get the remote to zoom in.
Speaker 2:Yeah, look at that. I remember it was getting in. I was like Quick Bob, get the tape we got to get out of here.
Speaker 1:It's amazing. It's amazing how the technology has come along.
Speaker 2:You can have cameras everywhere.
Speaker 1:I've got my phone.
Speaker 2:It's a lot lighter. Hey, let me get the flashlight under there.
Speaker 1:I can put this thing anywhere, you can go in with it, we'll go in See what.
Speaker 2:Why would you say that?
Speaker 1:Why would you say that I knew I'd get you?
Speaker 2:on that one.
Speaker 1:Here's her cervix. This is where kids come from. I was doing informational videos. I'm the new PE fucking it. Talk to me.
Speaker 2:Teacher, sex ed Sex ed Okay, here's the last one, teacher Sex ed Sex ed. Okay, here's the last one. Drum roll please, Okay. Have you ever had sex with someone 10 years older than you?
Speaker 1:Fuck.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to think I had older, but I don't know about 10. 10's pretty far.
Speaker 1:Yes, I do. I want to say yes, I have 10 years, right at the marker. I don't know, I didn't know her age. Yeah.
Speaker 2:But I know that there was a time that I was fuck.
Speaker 1:I was young, yeah, and he was a priest.
Speaker 2:I mean. We called him father. No, there was a chick.
Speaker 1:There was a lady. There was this lady I don't want to call her a chick, because she was probably a lady A little bit of a difference, yeah, but I was only like 21. And my brother and his wife came home with a girlfriend oh, like his wife's girlfriend or whatever. Yeah she was. I want wife's girlfriend, or whatever. Yeah she was. I want to say she was fucking 31? Like I hope I didn't care yeah 20.
Speaker 2:21. She was wanting the same thing, just a rabbit. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:It didn't matter, but I want to say she was older. She was older. Yeah, she was a lot older.
Speaker 2:Grandma.
Speaker 1:Maybe pop these teeth out, maybe I don't know. Yeah, oh, you know what?
Speaker 2:Don't tell me that she did take a teeth out.
Speaker 1:I thought it was just your contacts. She came back in like that's your head. No, and it was funny because I banged her While my buddy stole money out of her purse. That ain't right. Yeah, we weren't right. I want to say she was. She was like 35, she was like probably 35 and I was 20, 21 if that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I took one for the team. You just wanted some money.
Speaker 1:I didn't even get any. No, I got the weed. I smoked some of the weed, but that's Ricky's bad times that's my bad time I smoke some of the weed.
Speaker 2:But that's Ricky's bad times, that's my bad times and his bad choices.
Speaker 1:My bad choices, my life decisions.
Speaker 2:They make good stories, they're not that good. Yeah, but me personally, I didn't. No one over 10. I can't think you don't. I'm trying to think, but I don't yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, how about Younger than 10 years? 10. I can't think. I'm trying to think, but I don't. Okay, how about younger than 10 years?
Speaker 2:Ooh, Ooh, no, 10's a lot she was only 17,.
Speaker 1:dude, she was 17? What's that song?
Speaker 2:She was 17 when I was yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I mean well, I don't know mean.
Speaker 2:well, I don't know, yeah, yeah because if it was 10 years younger or older, you definitely would probably remember you would probably remember I didn't ask the girls. She came in, I forgot if you go younger, then you're meeting the parents that are the same age as you. Almost you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Yeah that'd be a little weird. My brawler's done it.
Speaker 2:If you go younger, then you're meeting the parents that are the same age as you. Almost you know what I mean. Yeah, that'd be a little weird. My brother's done it. Your brother does it all the time.
Speaker 1:My brother's done it. I don't know, his rule is no, his rule is they can't be younger than his daughters. Oh, but now his daughters are 21. His daughters are fucking 35 now. Oh, okay, so now?
Speaker 2:so that bar is moving that that's done over with yeah, like it doesn't matter, you're like yeah, you're like if he got a 30 year old he's like sweetie, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:He just told me the other day Marky Mark, the one that was on the yeah, he just told me not long ago he just banged his first girl ever his age. Oh, really, first ever, wow, and this was literally six months. She must have been really hot then. Right from la, she's out there rioting right now.
Speaker 2:Let me ask you this though I mean um, so he says anything younger than his daughter. So that means the daughter would have to call her mom if they got married right. But he doesn't mind her calling him daddy, you know, yeah it was a weird relationship.
Speaker 1:So he married a 35 year old when he was young, when he was 19. Oh, oh, yeah, that's yeah and so he went plus like I had a nephew or no? No, would it be my nephew, right Cousin?
Speaker 2:No, no it might have been my nephew yeah, because you're brothers that was older than me Damn.
Speaker 1:She had an older kid that was a year older than me. Wow, yeah, that would be your nephew. So she already had three boys, oh, and then Then he had daughters with her, and then he had daughters with her, then he had three daughters.
Speaker 2:She had six kids. Yeah, wow, wow. I think I know her.
Speaker 1:Probably not.
Speaker 2:Just kidding.
Speaker 1:You might not want to know her. No, I don't want to know her.
Speaker 2:She's probably a little dried out by now, because she was 35 back then. It was 20-some years ago.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 30 years ago.
Speaker 2:She's passed away oh. Never mind, she's a little dried out. Yeah, she's dried out right now. I wonder where you're going with that one Every time we're on the golf course. It reminds me One time we went out and the guy that owns the golf course said stay out of the wet areas.
Speaker 1:You know.
Speaker 2:So every time me and Rick are driving around and we see him, rick yells out stay out of the wet areas. And I always say that's what his wife says. You know what I?
Speaker 1:mean Old Hank. Yeah, stay out of the wet areas, hanky, stanky. But anyways, did we rate this? Oh, we did. No, no, we didn't. No, we should, though we should. That's why I said, yes, we should. I like it. It going down a porter. It's been a long time since we had a porter. I don't even know what to compare it to. It's smooth, though, isn't it? It's so smooth. This is really good.
Speaker 2:I mean it does say smooth, right on it, refined I mean it is Her panties.
Speaker 1:say hot too.
Speaker 2:Careful yeah.
Speaker 1:You don't see them. Panties, no, like printed. Like you know how they say hottie on the back or whatever yeah. Or just say VD yeah.
Speaker 2:You know, I met this girl once at this bar and she had two bows like tacked on the back of her legs, yep. And I said, well, what's that? What does that mean? You know why is that? And I said, well, what's that, what does that mean, you know why is that for? And she goes, oh, opening your present. And I'm like, oh, get it.
Speaker 1:I didn't know that. Yeah, that makes it even worse. Why. Why does it make it worse? I don't know.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just going to fucking.
Speaker 1:I'll have a hard on every time I see that. Now let's see, yeah I've only seen, I've only seen it like twice in real life.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've only seen one girl. Yeah, I, yeah, I'm like I in. They're actually the bows are. They're ups? No, they're no they're right side yeah they're, they're and they're they're in the thigh going down the leg. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah and it's it. Yeah, she goes so when you open.
Speaker 1:I used to know a girl like that, but but she never told me that, Well, that's what this is, Evidently because I was not had an option to open that Christmas present no bows for you. No bows for me, yeah, bitch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so, but anyways.
Speaker 1:Okay, I forgot where we were, oh right, I would say I'm going to give it a 8. An 8? I don't know why I'm stuck on 8 tonight, but yeah.
Speaker 2:You ate. This is really good.
Speaker 1:It is really good, and it's been a while since I've had a porter and that's why I kind of grabbed it.
Speaker 2:I would keep this. Would you keep it? I would absolutely keep this. I would say I'm going to go ahead and give it. I'll give it a solid eight as well.
Speaker 1:It's only like an eight and a half. I'm thinking eight and a half, I didn't want to say nine, I'll go eight and a half.
Speaker 2:No, it's not nine, but it's only five, four, I would keep it. And then I would say, princess, absolutely For the Porter because it is smooth, it For the porter because it is smooth.
Speaker 1:It is smooth, but it's not that strong. It's not. Yeah, but that IPA earlier I don't know Like if you weren't going to give that, because it is kind of bitter.
Speaker 2:This is a little bit better, but you expect this one Because of the porter. Yeah, so if she's a porter, I get it, I get what you're saying, where the other one catches you because it's higher, yeah, but I mean this is good At the end of the day.
Speaker 1:I mean giving it eight and a half At the end of the day, we did two great beers. We did a Masthead Hazy IPA Rotella. You want to say Rotella?
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's that movie?
Speaker 1:Where were they at? I don't know.
Speaker 2:Mine's not on the same track.
Speaker 1:Oh, it was a Marvel movie. Oh, redonda, that's what it reminded, me of Redonda. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it reminded me of. Yeah, yeah, redunda yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's definitely a trust me beer. Oh yeah, I would agree with that.
Speaker 2:I would try this.
Speaker 1:For a porter, if you guys like dark beers. It's not a heavy chocolate, it's not a heavy anything.
Speaker 2:So the funny thing is it does say on it that you should pour it in a glass. It even tells you the type of glass, oh yeah. I think most of them do anyway, yeah, and we're just terrible at it, right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we don't want dirty glasses. That's our motto save water we're environmentally friendly program and we look for the environment. That's why we don't use condoms and we recycle and we recycle and don't use water. Yes, and we light everything with candles. Yes, and we make our own wax and we light everything with candles.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, and we make our own wax.
Speaker 1:And we make our own wax.
Speaker 2:And we sport jism yeah, it lasts actually longer, dude I it has sparks.
Speaker 1:We need to try that. Oh jism candle.
Speaker 2:Holy cow, dude, you know how much I taste to fill that you guys start saving.
Speaker 1:Oh man let's see how it burns, yeah I'll burn it out of your house.
Speaker 2:You know it's kind of funny.
Speaker 1:I almost want to google it just to figure out if somebody I got. I bet you someone already, somebody already has, I bet, yeah, I mean it's it's almost like well fat right, but with a bunch of kids in it it's almost like well fat right.
Speaker 2:But with a bunch of kids in it. You're right, but the thing is, you're burning people's body fluids. You're burning fish fluid. You come in your house, Rick. Why does your house smell like meat?
Speaker 1:Or just sex Nasty, just nasty, just nasty fat sex fat sweaty sex, oh man, anyways, uh.
Speaker 2:Which another reason drink buddy um, I don't know, I'm here camping tomorrow. There you go camping tomorrow, we're, we're, we're glamping tomorrow, we're glamping tomorrow. Yeah, because I'm a glamper if we have to. Absolutely yeah, yeah, we do that, we're doing tarps and fucking campers and caviar and caviar.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it won't. It won't look good from the outside, but it's all going to taste good.
Speaker 2:My other reason to drink is a nice break. I needed a nice break. The weather finally gave us a little bit of warmer weather. That was nice, but I do love the cooler nights. I love when it gets warm during the day, yeah, and cool.
Speaker 1:At night, I sleep so well, anyways, any last thoughts.
Speaker 2:buddy, don't turn dry. God bless you'all. See you next week. Bye.