Another Reason to Drink
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Another Reason to Drink
Cream Filled
Ever had a beer so bad you'd rather drink anything else? This episode takes you on a rollercoaster ride through the extreme highs and catastrophic lows of craft beer exploration.
We kick things off with Jacko's Gift from the Crows, a dangerously drinkable 9.5% hazy double IPA from Ohio that delivers waves of pineapple, papaya, and fresh strawberry notes. Despite its substantial alcohol content, this beer slides down easy – perhaps too easy – earning it a solid 8.5/10 and our coveted "panty dropper" designation. If you're looking for something to impress a date who enjoys fruit-forward beers, this might be your ticket.
The mood shifts dramatically when we crack open Departed Souls Goose IPA from Jersey City. What follows is perhaps the most scathing beer review we've ever recorded. This 6% offering from what they claim is "Jersey City's first modern brewery" tastes so offensive that we struggle to finish even a few sips. With descriptors ranging from "cow piss" to much worse, this beer earns our rare zero rating and prompts philosophical questions about how anyone could possibly enjoy it.
Between beers, we share stories from Cream Phil's 50th birthday party (complete with a new light-up golf cart), debate the modern trend of men attending wedding showers, and tackle the age-old question: would you let your partner sleep with their celebrity crush without consequences? Our celebrity exception lists might surprise you – or confirm everything you already suspected about us.
Want to see us suffer for your entertainment? Check out our recent electrocution challenge on our TikTok. Whether you're a craft beer enthusiast or just enjoy listening to friends banter about life's absurdities, this episode delivers plenty of reasons to drink – or in one case, every reason not to.
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Thank you welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your host, this the mostest. And yes, I'm cream phil, come and check me out and I'm here with my host most I don't understand who who filled you with cream? I know I got cream cream filled, ready to go out, oh, okay. Anyways, I'm here with DR. What's happening? Everybody? We had some great experiment on the TikTok there, with us getting electrocuted.
Speaker 3:It was an experiment, it was a challenge. Yeah, it was a challenge and I felt like I lost.
Speaker 2:Who could be a pussy?
Speaker 3:And.
Speaker 2:Billy was a pussy. Yes, pussy, pussy, pussy, that's it. That's why I'm cream-filled.
Speaker 1:Come and take a lick.
Speaker 3:I mean Ew, yeah, I don't understand, I don't get it.
Speaker 2:Well, because I was talking to my niece and she's like the hostess with the mostest, like that. And I go, yeah, I'm cream filled, come take a leak, you know, it's just like. And I said, yeah, I know. And I said you know what I'm gonna use that this all right. This podcast, yeah, because it is kind of like the hostess with the mostest right I play off the what do you call it? Hostess cakes? I'm like got the host.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, with the ho ho, you got, you got a twinkie. It's cream filled it is cream filled, but it's a twinkie at the end of the day.
Speaker 2:Mini one don't describe yourself. Okay, anyways, we got a decent show tonight, hopefully. Okay, anyways, it's, we're gonna do. Jack goes a gift from the crows and this is a hazy double IPA which sounds wonderful, but it's actually 9.5.
Speaker 3:It's a 9.5. And I accidentally took a sip already. Yeah.
Speaker 2:But people are. We already kind of peaked a little bit and they said that it's a very good, dangerously good, I could see that like.
Speaker 3:Because it's not very grapefruity, I didn't even open mine.
Speaker 2:I hit it once.
Speaker 3:I was waiting for you to there's mine.
Speaker 2:Oh, and the other half of the show.
Speaker 3:The other half of the show, I found a. It is called Departed Souls. Departed Souls.
Speaker 2:And it's out of Jersey, and this one's out of jersey.
Speaker 3:oh, and this one's out of columbus, jersey city, so uh, and it's a, it's a six percent and I cannot read the back of it, and beer wench isn't doing her job, but it's a lot but that's the second half, that's gonna be the second half show. We can look it up later. Yeah, we'll figure it out this so far.
Speaker 3:First sip it is fruity it is yeah, yeah, I mean I get where. So we were looking it up on tap and I get where they said like a juicy ipa, double indian ipa, brewed with fruit strata or whatever strata aqua, aqua, naca and hops, hops, yeah with. Uh, yeah, say that fast, wack, knocka and snuck.
Speaker 2:Hops yeah.
Speaker 3:With yeah say that fast, so I mean orange, fleshy papaya, ripe pineapple, fresh picked strawberries.
Speaker 2:I get it.
Speaker 3:I get the sweetness of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I definitely taste pineapple. That was one thing that hit me right off the bat on the first sip.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so it knocks down that whole Grapefruitfruit grapefruit flavor, but it does have a bitterness on the back end it does.
Speaker 2:Well, I wouldn't even just say the back end, I'm tasting it all the way through do you?
Speaker 3:I like I get it all the way through. See I, I get it on my tongue I don't, I don't, I don't. It hits hard on the end that that's it.
Speaker 2:It's not too bad as you're drinking through it, but then at the end it hits. It gets you Slaps you.
Speaker 3:Like your mama, you're thinking the same thing.
Speaker 2:Beat you.
Speaker 3:Come here, you old bastard.
Speaker 2:We'll give this a shot for the MyPA people, especially for a 9.5. We're give this a shot for the MyPA people, especially for a 9-5.
Speaker 3:We got to work and I got to work tomorrow. I feel bad.
Speaker 2:I would ask you what you're doing tomorrow. But you're working, I'm working, but you guys are off Monday, right? Memorial?
Speaker 3:weekend. Absolutely Same here. That's why I said I got asked to work. I was like you know what Still got a three-day weekend? Yeah, why not? And I haven't done it for a minute. Yeah, I'll help you guys out. Don't give a shit, this brewery.
Speaker 2:It says actually Athens, ohio, but there is a brewery in Columbus on this Jacko's. There's Columbus, athens and Most of them I think they're all right around that area. Yeah, around the school area they're bank and bank. They got four locations down there. Yeah, it's a beautiful place.
Speaker 3:Yes, they really, and they're All of them are. All their beers have been pretty good. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2:It's been a minute since we did a Jacko. We did a minute.
Speaker 3:But in the beginning it fine, they were easy, fine.
Speaker 2:But this is new and newer to us anyways, this is first time I've seen it first time I've seen it, yeah, so, so anything going on, what, what happened to you this week anything.
Speaker 3:Um well, I had my party this past weekend a little beat party my little 50th his little beat party and got my ass spanked
Speaker 3:50 times dude, my ass was so red, so red. Uh, it was a good time, though we had a good time, it was nice. Uh, the weather was cool. Yeah, it worked out. Yeah, it poured right before everybody got here like poured. I'm like oh fuck, here we go now you got to try. Now I try to figure out yeah, whatever, and we had easy ups up, whatever, but uh stopped as soon as my parents pulled in.
Speaker 2:They were in the ray of sunshine.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they were basically, and they said they drove through shit the whole way here. Oh, they did. Yeah, I'm like, oh, we only had this little spurt. Oh, no, I'm like, all right, cool, cool, they were probably traveling with the Spurs With it. Basically, it worked out good though. It was kind of nice. I got to hang out with the family for the first couple hours. Then they headed out. Mom couldn't hang around too long. They headed out. Then the rest of the hood started stopping in periodically. It was a good time, that's's good. It was a real nice time. Got me, got me a little golf cart, got a little room, got me a little room room and, uh, got me a tragger.
Speaker 2:So so, you got the little golf cart. Now you feel part of the neighborhood.
Speaker 3:I do feel part of the neighborhood.
Speaker 1:Now I'm not such a peasant, yeah not such a peasant, just walking, walking everywhere not such a peasant just walking, yeah, wearing out my flip-flops you know bobby would drive by and say get out of street, street bomb yeah throw his empty beer cans.
Speaker 2:I'd have to pick them up, just to turn them in but you know, collecting all of them over the years has paid off now that's what got me a golf cart. Yeah, yeah, so but yeah, no, that's good, that's good. Yeah, it's a nice little golf cart, yeah, yeah dude, it'll do the trick.
Speaker 3:I didn't want anything fancy or anything like that, but you know, you know, of course they ended up you got fancy lights and well yeah, they jacked it up and fucking got lights underneath of it fucking. Looks like fucking uh the uh undertaker, not the undertaker uh oh damn it a wrestler graveyard. No, the truck, the big ass truck oh, I mean the grave digger, grave digger yeah, it looks it looks it just looks, just like that yeah just just miniature.
Speaker 2:This miniature, my, uh, my weekend. Uh, we had a wedding shower for my boy, so that was. That was kind of nice. It turned out kind of same weather we didn't get rain, but we had the cooler weather it was cooler weather.
Speaker 3:It was actually perfect weather to be outside. I mean you needed a sweatshirt whatever you did.
Speaker 2:Yeah it turned out a good. A good bit of people to show it up. Uh, we all worked together, we got it all put together and then um, tore down and stuff. It was actually kind of nice. I like that part when you get it all tore down, there's just a few people left to where you're just drinking a beer or whatever and hanging out. Hanging out, we had the little music because we we paid for the the place for a little bit longer. So we just hung out there and you know, I had the old speaker going and we were just chilling. And then we did champagne.
Speaker 2:You know we had like mimosas and stuff like that so yeah we just kept popping them like pop, pop, pop oh yeah that was good, though.
Speaker 3:so now I something got pointed out to me the following morning. It was Sunday morning. Sunday morning we all got up, whatever, and there was a younger kid here. He's 26, 27 years old. He was like, wow, he goes. Yeah, it's a lot cleaner than after my parties. And we all kind of looked at him and're like, yeah, it didn't used to be like that, but you're all older now everybody kind of picks up after them.
Speaker 1:So you know, he's still.
Speaker 3:He's still the 20s. You know the 20 crowd where we didn't give a fuck, we just threw the beer cans on the car on the ground yeah yeah, you think about it back or just leave them on the table, leave them on the table and get another one I did.
Speaker 2:I felt like I was going around cleaning up all you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, which I mean when you start hanging around. When you get older you know we've all grown and like I don't want to clean it up anymore, so you're like you think of that, you're more courteous. You go as you go, you're more courteous to the person you're at, or whatever.
Speaker 2:That has to do it yeah.
Speaker 3:So I mean, we woke up, the place was pretty much. We picked up maybe like three beer cans. And probably two of them were mine.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:What was in your bed. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:And then the rest would just break everything back down and fucking, here we go. And we were done by 11 o'clock, everybody was out by 11 o'clock. I'm like, all right, peace out. It was a good one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean it was a good weekend for parties, for sure. I mean it wasn't too hot, like it didn't rain, the whole. It was nice, they had a good little party and one guy made the comment that he said but now, men, and so this is the thing, is this whole man going to?
Speaker 3:this whole new shower thing Wedding shower with men.
Speaker 2:I'm a little confused so I could see the groom going, but normally it used to be the groom used to go just at the end. You know to say that, to say you know, take flowers to the bride to be, and you know, maybe the mother law or something right, yeah, or the mom or whatever, and and then you would probably help clean up and stuff like that and thank people and stuff you know for whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right, right, but they used to do it where they used to like. The women used to buy the bride sexy underwear, panties.
Speaker 3:It was more of a yeah like here for your honeymoon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, type stuff.
Speaker 3:Here's a big-ass butt plug for you. Whatever, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, you got me the one with the fox tail.
Speaker 1:Yeah, going out yeah.
Speaker 2:But yeah, that's how I always, you know, seen them, or they would help the bride to be because they weren't married yet to have, like dishes, pots, pans, how to suck dick yeah yeah, like, yeah, yeah like here's a banana.
Speaker 3:Like see if you can get it halfway down your throat.
Speaker 2:Grandma's showing her Grandma picks up the zucchini.
Speaker 3:Oh honey, you just got to pull out your teeth. You get an extra two inches down there.
Speaker 2:She pulls up the zucchini. I know it's wide, but you can get around it. You can get around it.
Speaker 3:The wider the better.
Speaker 2:honey, you just got to unlock your jaw right here you get See, and you can still walk. That's when you know you're real good right.
Speaker 3:No, I didn't know. That's when you know you're bad. I don't want to hear you talking.
Speaker 1:That's the only reason my dick's in your mouth.
Speaker 3:it's because I don't want to hear you talk, no more you got plenty of room around.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, that would mean it's kind of smaller but uh, so this had both men and women, right, you know so.
Speaker 3:But I mean it was nice, but you hear that more now well I I always heard, like, okay, you have the wedding shower, yes then, but oh, no, I'm thinking a baby, like when a baby? Because you have a diaper party normally.
Speaker 2:Now you have a diaper so now they don't now they do the diaper party but they tried to bring the men in for that that's why they did the diaper party.
Speaker 3:The guys were like hell no you know well, no, I, I actually went to a diaper party and stuff like that, but that's what they did, the diaper party. But then the guys were like hell, no, no, I actually went to a diaper party and stuff like that, but that's what they call for diapers for beers.
Speaker 2:Diapers for beers, yeah, like you have the baby shower, yes.
Speaker 3:And then the guys have the diaper shower or whatever. Which I mean I'm like okay, that's kind of cool, that's kind of cool Now that I like, but they're not joined.
Speaker 2:but the normally the wedding shower.
Speaker 3:I don't get the wedding shower. I really don't, I.
Speaker 2:I don't get it I don't like, but so anymore. These days I I think, well, like I was going back to back in the day, the um wedding shower was to prep the wife to leave. Let's go way back right for divorce no, not for doors for two, you know, pots pans, maybe, like that you're right. And then it kind of twisted around they started getting kinky gifts, you know. Yeah, you know it was kind of the women would party a little bit a little funny they would have the girl open up something and it'd be edible underwear, right, okay.
Speaker 2:Now it's more like I don't know just things. They get these uh, you could do the registry for whatever, and it's just miscellaneous house items and stuff that you need, yeah, you need, or whatever. Or or they just a lot of people these days just give cash. Cash is easy. To me it's the easiest fucking thing ever and they need it Most people getting married because they're either focusing on getting what do you call that a honeymoon or something, right? But it's changed so much. They got honeymoon funds now yeah.
Speaker 3:Which is crazy, everything's absolutely crazy.
Speaker 2:I can't wait until I get crazy just everything's absolutely crazy. I can't wait till I get married yeah, I know you can't wait, I know you're proposing when um, I think, 2072 I got the date plan.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like I I want I. I'm like, yeah, I think I'm pushing for 72 I'm gonna push for that, but, um, she might make me move it up to like 70.
Speaker 2:What's a couple of years. What's a couple of?
Speaker 3:years.
Speaker 2:You're okay with that, right yeah.
Speaker 3:I mean if I can go ahead and put all the money out there. You know like yeah.
Speaker 2:You know what? You'll live to 72.
Speaker 3:She won't. I promise you she won't. Who said you were marrying her Snap? Good thing she don't listen.
Speaker 2:The other girl might have just been born in 1952.
Speaker 3:Perfect.
Speaker 2:You might be one of the old people in the chair.
Speaker 3:Come here honey, change my diaper While you're there. Scan my QR code. That'll give me a shot of fucking blue chew.
Speaker 2:Yeah, liquid form.
Speaker 3:Liquid form yeah, they just have a fucking little QR code on on your leg. Yeah, she shoots it right in it ain't even that. It's a little button she just pushes on your leg push here for excitement, yeah, but in 2000, in 2072, think about how much would be changed by that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what I?
Speaker 3:mean, yeah, it would be, oh yeah, it's all vr yeah, you'd be marrying a VR chick.
Speaker 2:I probably will be. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3:She ain't taking half. Probably. It's what you want a divorce, unplug.
Speaker 2:I'm off bitch, but you know what? It'll probably be some way that the company that created it, that created it would get half your money, get half the shit. Yeah, they'll be like no you signed a prenup. God damn it. God damn it, it's coming to you.
Speaker 3:Sorry, son.
Speaker 2:None for you. Maybe you can have multiple wives. Then Be a Mormon Mormon. What religion are you Mormon?
Speaker 3:Mormon.
Speaker 2:Would you really want more than one? No, I don't know. No, you probably want multiple.
Speaker 3:I mean, yeah, I mean, wouldn't it be kind of cool, though, like if you could have a house big enough?
Speaker 2:Okay, be like, okay Each floor, let's say floor.
Speaker 3:Okay, let's just say floor. Yeah, it'd be like okay, each floor. Let's say floor. Okay, let's just say floor. Yeah, it'd be like okay, crazy chicks on top, them are the pretty ones. Yeah, it'd be like all right you know mid-level, kind of sophisticated but a little dirty yeah.
Speaker 2:Friggish.
Speaker 3:You know, on the second level.
Speaker 2:We'll say second level.
Speaker 3:Oh, we're going to go fourth level, yeah, okay, third level you can't tell me, these bitches don't have four different fucking personalities.
Speaker 2:You see it, you got to get the ones that can cook and clean, right? So that's why I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3:Here. I think let's start from the basement, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let's start from the basement, okay.
Speaker 3:Because to me, let's go to the basement. Okay, the basement Basement, dirty as fuck. Do whatever you want, you know what I mean. Yeah, this bitch will lick your butthole if you want.
Speaker 1:That's the freak.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's the freaky, whatever, that's the one that-. She's down there just chained up waiting for it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know yeah.
Speaker 1:You know party chick whatever.
Speaker 3:And then you come up the basement steps and then you got the homemaker.
Speaker 2:Hey sweetie, that's the one that could cook like a mofo, right.
Speaker 3:Cook, and just you know she's all nice. Sometimes you get a little bit of arguments, just still banging whatever every once in a while and then you go to the next level up. That's your like. Go away, chick. Oh the one you take you know what I mean like fun fun outgoing hot. Yeah, not hot, but I mean you shouldn't have to be hot, just outgoing, just go, you know, whatever the fun to hang out yeah and then you got the top chick.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's just making you the money. So that way I ain't going to work. I just got to take care of all four. You bitches, come on, I'm already taking care of one that has what floor are you on the most, hey?
Speaker 2:ring ring hey, where's ricky?
Speaker 3:oh, he's in the basement yeah, I got, I got a, I got a you're always I got a fireman's pole top to the bottom.
Speaker 1:You're like this is the floor, I got an elevator. Yeah, no, no, yeah. But you want to get down to the bottom. You're like, whoop, this is the floor.
Speaker 2:I got an elevator.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, no, yeah, but you want to get down to the bottom quick.
Speaker 1:Because when she calls you're like okay.
Speaker 2:When she calls when she calls she freaky.
Speaker 3:I don't understand why do you do that every time?
Speaker 2:It was the chick in the basement.
Speaker 3:Dude. I finished that by accident. I know, do you do that every time it was to take in the basement dude I? I finished that by accident, I know, oh, we should rate that, then we should probably yeah, see, I think we all three finished that kind of quickly.
Speaker 2:I'm very close, yeah so I I got my own opinion, I think, on this one. Well, I want to hear it. Okay, so I do like it, right, but I wouldn't say it's my run to, like some people said it was in their top you know five or whatever. It's good and I like the different flavors of it, but I'm just not wowed about it. There was many other ones that I liked, but I would give it a solid 8.5. I can see that. I can definitely see it. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3:So, I want to say it's a different take on a hazy IPA.
Speaker 2:Yes, With all the different fruit, with all the different fruit, and everything.
Speaker 3:It's definitely a different take. Yeah, I would probably give it a nine. Yeah, just because it does give you that little bit, like I just like my lips and they're kind of sweet.
Speaker 2:And does the bitterness go away a little bit. It does, yeah, it does.
Speaker 3:I guess we drink them as quick as we do, though, yeah.
Speaker 2:Everything goes away. But I tell you what? At nine, five sorrows I could do a few of these though I would Jason Keeper creep this. Absolutely, absolutely I would, I would keep it. Yeah, I knew you would keep it. If you're giving it a nine, you would keep it.
Speaker 3:It's a good beer. It's a good beer. I don't know, it's not an everyday drinker. It's not.
Speaker 2:I don't know about Princess. That would be a little bit tough just because of that bitterness, the bitterness, I would say no, and the alcohol level.
Speaker 3:Right, yeah, but I like it. But now for a panty dropper. This is it. This is it If you got her one and she's got two in her yeah, did you? Yeah, I can see that She'd be like, oh, it's kind of fruity.
Speaker 2:And then she's like oh, that's so big.
Speaker 3:Oops, oops, I fell over. My panties fell down. So, yeah, no, I think it's a good beer. I don't think it's the best beer that we've had from jackos, no, and honestly I would actually drop it back down to an eight five if I'm not like more I think about it. I'm like, yeah, you know what's a solid number?
Speaker 2:that's giving a little bit, because I was between eight and eight and a half but and we've had some really good hazies, yeah, we've had some that you're just like oh man, I can't yeah yeah, so not that I could tell you, but they were really good there, yeah well, there was that what I, a guy at my work. He has been listening to show and he likes ipas and stuff and he brought up that elvis juice, that elvis juice is amazing.
Speaker 3:It's very good, yeah, but now we've had better. I I know we've had better than that elvis juice not, but that was a catchy name, yeah, yeah and it's out there that's from what brew dog? Yeah, it's from brew dog, so I mean it's out there everywhere, it's local more.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, but yeah, this isn't a bad choice.
Speaker 3:And then the next one, will, you know, will go to that which I'm kind of excited about this, like the only reason I picked it up. I know we've never done this beer. It's out of new jersey. I know we've never done departed souls. We've never looked we've never looked at their website or anything else.
Speaker 2:And you know, and it's like last week, $30 for a fucking four pack or whatever.
Speaker 3:No, but I mean it's. It's expensive, though. You know what I mean, like Hein Heinman's. That's what happens.
Speaker 2:But we you know from listening to last week, we've been doing that throwback, um, because we're running out of shit, yeah, yeah, and then we're accidentally picking up other ones and we have to use untap a lot in order to track what beer we're doing and like, hey, did we do this one? Did we do that right now? Yep, so, but anyways, we'll go ahead and get a quick, quick break here and we'll quick break.
Speaker 3:but real quick. Yeah, do you know what the difference between an iWatch and a big dick? I do you own an iWatch?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think I heard that one. That's why I was like I know I want to say I do, because if I say I don't, then that's when you say you own an iWatch, you own an iWatch. I might have a couple of jokes. I think I saved some. But anyways, people go listen, Go watch our TikTok.
Speaker 3:Yeah, go watch. Oh, oh, yeah.
Speaker 2:Go watch the Zappity Zap.
Speaker 3:A-D-T-R. Another reason to drink.
Speaker 2:Yep, another reason to drink, but that's the TikTok. That's what? Oh, that's Instagram. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's just another reason to drink. It's just another reason to drink. Anyway, it's my fault. I'm tickety-tock.
Speaker 2:Sometimes we shorten the tickety-tock yeah, tickety-tock, go watch it, we'll be right back. Welcome back. I hope you got a nice ice cold one, like we do. We got this. Departed Souls, departed Souls. Departed Souls.
Speaker 3:Jerry, can you jump back for a second?
Speaker 1:Jersey.
Speaker 3:City's first modern brewery tasting room. So first one in Jersey. I don't know about that.
Speaker 2:That's kind of crazy. That's a bold statement.
Speaker 3:Souls Brewing Company opened its doors in 2015.
Speaker 2:I forgot what you said. This was this was a goose IPA.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a goose IPA and it's only 6%, thank God.
Speaker 2:Wow, that's got a different taste. I don't know if I'm a goose guy, it's different.
Speaker 3:That's rough.
Speaker 2:It is rough, let's give it a minute.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's our first sip.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But that's.
Speaker 2:That's different, that is totally different. So this is their flagship beer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think I would burn that flag as of right now. I would burn that flag.
Speaker 2:It's a light, seasonable American-style IPA. The beer features a bit of sweetness, with a balanced flora and citrus and mild bitterness. It's actually even got a smoky flavor to me. Don't you get a little smoke?
Speaker 3:I get just ass, not even ass, it's not even ass. It's straight, just cow piss. It's different. So far I don't want to. It is rough. It's different. It's so far I don't want to it is rough. It's a rough one and I just seen it. I knew we didn't do it. We've said it before. It's getting hard to go by breweries and stuff like that. This is terrible, and why is it that color?
Speaker 1:so I don't know what the color, I don't know do we have to get a glass now.
Speaker 3:Do we know they show?
Speaker 2:it. Look, it's like a.
Speaker 3:Uh, it's like a brown, like a dark like like a cow with a fucking liver problem.
Speaker 2:Quit saying that I'm harder to drink down. Hey, let's go into. You got any jokes real quick. Okay, so this lady walked in Before I go into Ricky's bad choices.
Speaker 3:This lady. Oh God, Is that rough.
Speaker 2:It is rough. You get so many different flavors on the top.
Speaker 3:That's going to be one of probably only two of the beers that I will not drink on this show. For the last fucking. What five years yeah.
Speaker 2:It is tough.
Speaker 3:I don't know if I can do it.
Speaker 2:I'm struggling. I'm trying to get some down meat to see if it changes, if it gets better, if it changes. I'm thinking my palate, some down meat to see if it gets better If it changes Like I'm thinking to give it a benefit Right.
Speaker 3:Right, but no, as of right now, did we get a bad? Can I honestly believe that a dick in my mouth would taste better than fucking? He was thinking about it.
Speaker 1:Right, I just pulling it out of somebody's ass and sticking it in my. It would probably taste better than this fucking point.
Speaker 3:He was thinking about it. Right, I, just pulling it out of somebody's ass and sticking it in my I would probably taste better than this fucking beer, even with the piece of corn on it. Like, yeah, like I at least, it'd be fucking nutritional.
Speaker 2:Oh man, oh let me give it another shot here.
Speaker 3:It's not I can't do it. I cannot do that beer, so let's just go ahead and knock this out yeah because I'm not gonna finish. I, I can't finish that I give it. Actually, I'm straight up a zero I would say that's the worst thing that I've ever done. Yeah, I like, like. Even the aftertaste is terrible, fucking horrible. I know it is Like.
Speaker 2:I.
Speaker 3:I it's. It's hard to get down. No, God bless anybody who likes this.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Do you think they just sell this because people accidentally buy it?
Speaker 3:I feel, sorry for people. I did it. Yeah, like I accidentally bought it for $12.99. Yeah, for a six pack, and but, yeah, but you know what's scary? Huh, is that or not scary? What sucks? Yeah, is that. Now this has a bad name? Yes, like they might have.
Speaker 2:I would be scared to go and have anything.
Speaker 3:They might have better beers out there, but they said this was their flagship. If this is their flagship, holy shit. Yeah, like I think it should. Just I don't even know, dude, I am so at a loss, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, I never get, I don't know, a zero, but let me say like 0.5. No, because I can't even drink it. I can't drink it. Some I can at least get through. I can't get through this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. Maybe, yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, I, yeah maybe. Yeah, you're right. Uh, yeah, so a beer wine. It's not a fan of this beer, but we'll try another one to see if something else.
Speaker 1:Uh, we will like yeah see if there's something else.
Speaker 3:Um, let's do another. Yeah, okay, but I don't. I don't know if I would try it again like I. I don't know if I would try it again. I don't know if I want to waste another $13 on another beer. That's fucking. And I guess I didn't realize it was a goose. Maybe it's just the goose IPA mixture, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Oof, yeah, because that's rough dude, it is rough. I'm done with mine yeah. So, what do you give it? One to ten, or zero to ten, zero, zero.
Speaker 3:I want to give them a .5. I really do. I really want to give them a .5. Just because I'm not, I don't want to say it's a zero.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'll go .5 with you. Yeah, that's where I was kind of like, but I couldn't get through a can.
Speaker 3:I'm struggling to get through ten sips. I just the only you're hoping it'll change right yeah, the only way it's going to get better is just because it's killing all your taste buds completely. Do you think they get?
Speaker 2:used to that.
Speaker 1:That's like locals like yeah, you just get rid of that.
Speaker 3:It just kills everything oh, that's tough, it's rough but coming off a hard day of work, think about it. First beer, no, that's your first beer.
Speaker 2:Let me put it this way If you had only this in your refrigerator, it probably would just stay.
Speaker 3:I would probably piss in my mouth. I would probably just shoot. You wouldn't drink another beer. I'd be like fuck it, it ain't worth it here. That's the way to fucking fix alcoholism.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Just put these in your fridge but you think. This is the thing where I'm thinking is like locals are people that get this, no, I get it they're like oh, that's all we have, and then, sooner or later, you acquire a taste.
Speaker 3:We're being harsh on it. We are being very harsh on it because this is probably one of the worst beers that yes, on the show, on that we have and I can't even say that we would grow into it, because we've grown into a lot I don't know if I'm trying this there ain't no way I'm growing into this like I would literally this show is designed to help people save money.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because we just I'm helping you right now. Yeah, yeah, piss in your mouth. And if oh no, I could do it.
Speaker 3:Precipation award.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yes, what was that Mastheads?
Speaker 1:Yeah. I could participate over this Precipation award.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I would. Absolutely mass heads, yeah, yeah, I could participate over that. Yeah, I would absolutely.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would buy that every day over this if that was in your fridge, you would drink it. Yes, yeah, I, I would have to agree. If this is in my fridge, I am no longer drinking beer. I yeah, like if you woke up one morning, there would be many times I would crack this open to try it, and but then I would remind myself how much I hate. And yeah, so rick's got three more in his fridge.
Speaker 3:So if you're looking to have one. Don't waste your money, I will send them out to you yeah, because it's terrible.
Speaker 2:You pay for shipping I will send it to you free of charge, free of charge. Don't waste the 15, don't yeah?
Speaker 3:I will send it to you. Yeah and uh, my number is two, nine or nine or nine.
Speaker 2:We got in there email us on our another reason to drink website. So anyways, uh, let's go into ricky's bad choices.
Speaker 3:One was this beer that was buying this beer. That was my first one, that that was one of Ricky's best.
Speaker 2:The next is he stuck his dick. Oh, I mean. Oh, we're not supposed to say that In that beer, can?
Speaker 3:Going in was easy, it was coming out. That's why it tastes so bad.
Speaker 2:You know, isn't it always when you're going in?
Speaker 3:it's not a problem, it's coming out.
Speaker 2:It's like shit. Yeah, it got thick. So, speaking about penises, have you ever masturbated on a plane? No, no, have you ever thought see?
Speaker 3:now, you guys been on a plane a lot. I've only been on a plane twice. Yeah, you guys, but you guys flew all over the world.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like so what would you say did? Somebody else masturbate you no, no, now have I thought about it. No, I've thought about the old, what's that? Um, mile high club, mile high club. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, she would work, she would work, she would anyways, no, uh all right, honey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom you'll do?
Speaker 2:no, no, hurry, no. Have you ever seen that little clip where they, they're doing it in there and the, the um stewards want to get them? Because they're, you know, they're thinking they're having sex, but they're in there having an argument but the whole time, you know, they're fucking and she's like you, asshole, I can't believe you're with her, you know. And then they come out and they, they left them alone, right, but the whole time I thought they were fighting, yeah well, that's the smart way, yeah actually that was yeah anyways.
Speaker 2:Have you ever dined in dash?
Speaker 3:I have never done it oh my god, I I want to say I did do that one time Because you realized you didn't have no money. No, oh no it was more of a. I'm allergic to a goose. No, it was. If I even did it, I want to say it was just because of the service Service.
Speaker 2:Oh was so bad.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like we sat there like literally for 40 minutes or whatever and you haven't you know what I mean? I'm? I'm just like, well, fuck it, we'll just walk out, and if they stop us, I'll be like here, here's the money. I've been sitting here for this long waiting but I like I want to say that was like 30 years ago, right yeah, like after the bar type dinner Perkins type thing.
Speaker 2:No, it's that Waffle House is popular after the bar right, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I've only been to one Waffle House and you didn't care for it and I'll never go back again.
Speaker 2:Really, what didn't you like about the Waffle House? The shit's after it.
Speaker 1:It's not the shit's during it.
Speaker 2:No, that's why Waffle House is popular. After you drink, it cleans you out. Well, no, we were early morning.
Speaker 3:We were on the road early morning and she was like, oh, let's go to the Waffle House. So we stopped and fuck, I'm like, all right, it was my first time ever there, or whatever. And no, no, absolutely, I will never, ever, ever, go to a fucking Waffle House again. That's a good note. You get the shits right. Oh, dude, it was horrible and we were in Georgia.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Mean, that is the one you were going no, I don't matter, yeah, it don't matter where I was going.
Speaker 2:I know I was in georgia but it fucking. Yeah, it was bad have you ever accidentally text someone on purpose? Yes, accidentally, accidentally so you act like it was an accident but oops sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to text you. Yeah, yeah, please, but what are you doing?
Speaker 3:oh my dick fell off like I wasn't sitting there holding my tip of my hand.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah I would say yeah, yeah have you ever let your partner? Oh, no, sorry. Would you let your partner have sex with their celebrity crush without consequences? Well, you know, it doesn't say you get it back that's how I was gonna say like do you get? I get it back, then that might be a different story, right, thank you. You get f and I get if, and we all happy, right. But I'm gonna ask you who your celebrity f is.
Speaker 3:Oh jesus, there's so many, right I don't even know who honestly like, like I would have to say wait would you let her first.
Speaker 2:You know what I would. You wouldn't.
Speaker 3:I want a lifetime chance right. I mean one in a lifetime chance. Yeah yeah, Jennifer Lawrence would probably be popped in my head too. And she would probably be up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But now would you Like if, like Matthew McConaughey, eh, eh, but like now, like there would have to be circumstances, right? She never sees him again. You never see him again. You're not allowed to divorce me. Yeah, you know if you leave, but you could never bring it up, though.
Speaker 2:No, if you leave, it could be in a fight. Then I get everything. Well, you go fucking yeah.
Speaker 3:Right, you know what I mean. If you leave after you fucking Matthew McConaughey, then I get everything Like you just leave with your shit. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like I would you let her you know it might be ruined after that it could be you know yeah, you're right, yeah, I don't know, but I don't know. And then if you don't get to do the same thing.
Speaker 2:I know it's like because the question would be would they let you under the?
Speaker 3:circumstances. They wouldn't, they wouldn't, they would not. Yeah, they absolutely would not yeah.
Speaker 2:You know that yeah, so no is a no and no is a no.
Speaker 3:So right, so do you try to be in that open-minded guy and be like yeah, I'm that cool, hip guy, go ahead and bang that millionaire? Nah, yeah. It'd be like bitch, you couldn't get this. But then again think about it the other day. You're like you just cheated on me, bitch, bye, that'd be your escape. I was just rolling the dice See if you'd do it, yeah, yeah. Let me record it. I was just waiting.
Speaker 1:I knew you wanted to cheat on me, you're going, you're going, see ya.
Speaker 2:I'm moving Jennifer Lawrence in.
Speaker 3:So Jennifer Lawrence is good, but I would probably do Jennifer An aniston.
Speaker 2:So we like some jennifer's. All right, so now I honestly I'm a jennifer aniston, I would probably. Why is the beer clicking on a dude?
Speaker 3:I don't. Yeah, I was kind of wondering that too. Okay, can you go? Can you go to parks and recs please? I mean I I mean I got a list long. I got a list long, but I think over Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer.
Speaker 2:Lawrence Go to Showcast there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yep.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Right there, arbery, I think I would pick her.
Speaker 2:Well, let's look at some of these pictures. Arbery. What is it Arbery? What Plaza?
Speaker 3:Plaza or something like that. Yeah, go down so we can see some pee. I think she's fucking. I think she is cute as shit. Dude, I like you have her, that's fine.
Speaker 1:He's like that's fine.
Speaker 2:Because I just her personality. That's what you're looking at. I'm just looking at her personality. That's what you're looking at.
Speaker 3:I'm just looking at her personality.
Speaker 2:I mean cause at the end of the day, you only get the fucking ones yeah, that's fine oh now one movie right there wait wait wait yeah, you keep scrolling down.
Speaker 3:That was a couple of bad pictures. That chick could be fucking the next Tomb Raider. Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 2:I mean, yeah, what was that lady that did Tomb Raider? What was her Jolene?
Speaker 3:Yeah, angela, jolene, angela, jolene, and she's pretty.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would be questionable, but she's crazy though. Yes, isn't there that pyramid? The more prettier they are, the crazier they are, I suppose. Yeah, yeah, and then the crazier, the least likely you would marry them. You know what I mean, because the more homier looking, the more marriable.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I guess. But I mean there's plenty of fucking guys that have hot chicks, that are married. You know what I mean. Like it just depends on the woman and, I guess, their upbringing and how many times her uncle touched her and things like that you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:But one point would be like no, it would be Jennifer. I like to look for someone that at least can cook too, you know Well yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, for someone that at least can cook too. You know well, yeah, yeah, I mean so, you want, so you're? You're basically saying you want gordon ramsey, and no? What about that?
Speaker 2:one chick that you see sometimes on tiktok, big old, chesty woman. Oh, you know what I mean. She has black mama bear no, she's an italian wearer. No, yeah, two mama bear don't sound.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, those are fake that is fake as shit, I got me for a minute beer wench brought up different photographs and I'm like no, no, there ain't no way. No.
Speaker 2:Each one looks different.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, some of them again are gross, stop it.
Speaker 3:You're ruining the image. You're fucking contaminating my computer.
Speaker 1:I got fucking shit on there. Now I got all kinds of viruses on my computer.
Speaker 3:I just got hacked like a motherfucker, damn it. Stay off them sites. Make sure you pin that.
Speaker 2:You know what's going to happen Someone gets on your PC later and nudes you.
Speaker 3:Son of a bitch. You fucker.
Speaker 2:I'm laughing because I know it's just all the viruses.
Speaker 3:All the viruses just fucking, just jumped in. You're going to get these emails that say hey, we got pictures of you jerking off? That'd be perfect. I can't wait to go to Bob's house.
Speaker 1:We're going to send them to your church. Oh man, that's all right, she goes there.
Speaker 3:She's the pastor, that's all right.
Speaker 1:She goes there, she's the pastor, she's the pastor, how come? You've never heard of that. How have you?
Speaker 3:No, a fucking female pastor. What Doing bad things?
Speaker 2:Because there's not very many out there.
Speaker 1:That's why, yeah, because the whole thing, if you think about it. Think about it though.
Speaker 2:School teachers. What about school teachers? School teachers right, they're all over. I just seen on the news, but some of them are pretty hot.
Speaker 3:That one chick Was beautiful, Actually. No, she wasn't even a school teacher. She was like a 24-year-old that tried pretending like she was a 14-year-old just to bang little kids.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's terrible. That's terrible, is it? Depending on who you're looking at.
Speaker 3:She was hot as shit, dude Dude, but crazy as fuck, evidently. And then there was just this kid, a boy just got arrested this week, and Akron, I believe. He's a 24-year-old illegal, okay, but he was playing off as a 16-year-old in a high school yeah, wow On the football team and everything. Like just yeah, damn. And you know he got pulled over with some little hot 17-year-old. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Because they just want to do it like rabbits yeah, well, I don't know like I'm thinking he was trying to hide from isis, but I personally that's my personal- but that wouldn't be hiding, because then you're exposing your risk, right? I don't know yeah, like are they looking at I?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know I don't know how I don't even know how they found them.
Speaker 3:I haven't actually seen the full story, I just seen it on a commercial. I'm like oh shit. Damn. I'll have to check that out. I'm going to.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm going back to high school.
Speaker 3:You can play it off. I'm going to play it off as a 19-year-old.
Speaker 2:I got held back one year, held back 17 years.
Speaker 3:Anyways, oh wait.
Speaker 2:We did Ricky's Bad Choices. I think we're done, dude. Yeah, we raided this awful beer. Yeah, might be a quick show tonight, it's going to have to be. Yeah, another reason to drink.
Speaker 3:I had a great week. Honestly, I had a busy, busy weekend. It probably went fast for you, though. Huh, it went fast as shit. We got a yeah yeah. Three days flew by, but I got a lot of shit done. My brother came out, we got to camp out in his camper for the first time, whatever, yeah that was nice. It was like old times, him touching me and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Just take it, just take it.
Speaker 3:No, but it was, and he was actually on the show last week, oh yeah. That was awesome. Yeah, that was pretty cool. It was just a very long weekend, tired as fuck on Monday. Yeah, it probably took two days To catch up. Just to catch up, but I mean, I get up at 3 o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2:I've been noticing that lately, though, I can't catch up on sleep. I've been sleeping better, but it's harder.
Speaker 3:It's harder to catch up when you have a very long weekend. It's rough.
Speaker 2:It's rough, I did. Yeah, you're like it's rough. It's rough that I I did. Every morning I wake up, man, five more minutes. No, I don't, what can I think about calling off today? You know I'm so tired. Then I just say, just get up, get up, go, go.
Speaker 3:Okay, be a man. Once you're there, be a man, it gets all. You get all over it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know yeah, so um, my another reason to drink is um the part my, my boy had a good party, that was successful. Yeah, e money. So he did good. So everything was nice and, yeah, it was just everything lifted off for me Like you got, you got through it and everything Right. So that was good and then I'm just looking for a. Well, we got a lot of company coming in this weekend, so it's going to be another busy weekend, but once that passes, hopefully, the calmness. I know Lucky me, lucky you.
Speaker 3:You don't have no calmness. No, I don't. You really don't Like you or your brother. Really don't have any calmness, Just one thing yeah. And then I mean, you got maybe a little cool-down weekends here and there, here and there and then that's it.
Speaker 2:I had a tree fall, so now I got to clean that up.
Speaker 3:No, you had a branch fall.
Speaker 2:I had a branch fall. I had to clean it tonight. It's not a fucking tree. I've seen the pictures.
Speaker 3:It's a branch.
Speaker 2:It's a branch, it's a very big, big, big branch anyways, any last thoughts don't drink and drive, and God bless you. We'll see you next week, peeps.
Speaker 1:Thank you.