Another Reason to Drink
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Take a seat at the bar with Rick and Princess as they embark on a flavor-filled expedition through two distinct craft beers that might change how you think about your own beer journey. This episode captures the essence of how our taste preferences evolve over time—sometimes in surprising directions.
First up is Cold Triple Brewery's Go Devil Red Ale, a hidden gem Rick discovered during a camping trip near Pittsburgh. With its smooth character, rich caramel notes, and subtle complexity, this 5% ABV brew earns an impressive 9.5/10 rating from both hosts. Their detailed analysis reveals why this beer might dethrone their previous favorite reds like Alaskan and Smithwick's.
The conversation takes a fascinating turn when the hosts sample St. Arnold's Art Car IPA from Texas—a more robust offering at 7.2% ABV with 55 IBUs. This stronger, hoppier beer sparks a revealing discussion about how beer preferences mature with exposure and experience. Princess confesses he once avoided certain styles entirely but now actively seeks out sours and other previously dismissed varieties.
Between tastings, Rick shares the surprisingly relaxing experience of his first camping trip with his new trailer, a stark contrast to his previous tent-camping adventures. The hosts debate the noticeable differences between canned, bottled, and draft beers, agreeing that context and environment significantly impact enjoyment.
What makes this episode special is how it captures the evolution of taste—not just in beer, but in life. The hosts' willingness to revisit assumptions and expand their palates mirrors the craft beer movement's spirit of exploration. Whether you're a seasoned craft beer enthusiast or just beginning to venture beyond your comfort zone, this conversation reminds us that taste is always developing, never static.
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Speaker 2:Here we go live to you with another reason to drink. This is your princess, with the mostest of the mostest.
Speaker 3:Live from Pometumi, live from Rick's house, rick's house.
Speaker 2:Anyways, this is princess with the sidekick oh Rick. Yeah, here I am, I say sidekick. Oh Rick, here I am, I say sidekick. I think it's fun. I think of Batman every time I do that You're Batman. I'm Batman, you're.
Speaker 3:Robin, I'm not Robin. No, never mind, I said that wrong.
Speaker 1:Fuck, he said it right. I know he said it right.
Speaker 3:No, I'm not Robin. You're taking it. Bitch, You're taking it. Robin's always on the sideline. Taking dick 20 is a 20. 20 is a 20. Baby needs fucking things.
Speaker 2:But anyways, we got a great show tonight because it's live.
Speaker 1:It's live to you now. Do we have a great show tonight? We have a great show. We always have a great show. We're doing St.
Speaker 2:Arnold's, we're going to do our car IPA, so this is one that eMoney had brought back from Houston. I love St Arnold's, by the way, my brother used to come out. We used to go to St Arnold's and drink out there. They had a bunch of tables and stuff you can do.
Speaker 3:But we'll talk about that because we're going to do that in the second part, but on the first part we're going to do this one that rick's got. I went down close to pittsburgh somewhat. Actually it's not too far from pittsburgh airport. I was surprised on how close we were. Oh, to the airport, to the airport, yeah, I was like did you hear the aircraft? Yes, yes, you do hear it, but it's funny they don't fly at night.
Speaker 2:No, because it's probably not recorded. Yeah, I don't know, there's a lot of places where they can't fly overnight or they have to pay special permits or something, maybe just one or two go out, whatever, yeah, but you don't hear them at night, you hear them all day long.
Speaker 3:They do like in which this is where we're camping for our golf trip, and I was like fuck, I forgot about Mark and his little in the windows of or not in the windows, but his little idlerocracy.
Speaker 2:Is he going to like my Teletubby?
Speaker 1:machine. Oh dude yeah, he's going to love you, yeah, yeah, he's going to love you.
Speaker 3:I have a feeling we'll be switching. Yeah, I have a feeling we'll be switching.
Speaker 2:But we went to.
Speaker 3:Cold Triple Brewery. Cold Triple Brewery, and which was a cool. I mean it's more of a greenhouse than a brewery, but they have a little brewery winery.
Speaker 2:They make their own wine there.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah, they do it all right there.
Speaker 1:Same with the wine.
Speaker 2:Same with the wine? Well, no.
Speaker 3:That's the funny thing. I don't know, because the wine did say it came from California with their name on it. That's weird, so maybe they're just giving.
Speaker 2:Yeah, whatever, but they do open Geneva. But that's what we're doing tonight. First, whole triple brewery.
Speaker 3:We're doing a red ale. It's called Go Devil. It's a 5% Sweet 4.11. Oh yeah, Red Ale, Go Devil was the charge that was dropped in the hole and you ran like a devil says it has 27 ibu, so it isn't gonna be that. No it should be fairly smooth.
Speaker 2:So this is one big growler. He's got or crawler, crawler, crawler. Yes, so crawler is a can that they seal there. Yes, so they poured that. They poured it out of the tap yeah and it says that drink it before what it doesn't have an ending, all right oh, it just has a date.
Speaker 3:When you show it's a can of beer. Yeah, so I guess, whenever you want to, whenever you want whenever, you want to.
Speaker 2:Well, look at that. No head. But then I got a head from hell because I like you better yeah, I got head.
Speaker 3:Well, the beer wimps don't have no way to get ahead, so you like it well? Yeah, I don't want her flappy lips yeah, that roast beef that's all the sediment left.
Speaker 2:You didn't even give yourself head.
Speaker 3:No, I don't. I got to take out ribs to do that.
Speaker 1:Take out ribs.
Speaker 3:If I could give myself head dude, I would never leave this house I guarantee you.
Speaker 2:You wouldn't have no girlfriend or be married.
Speaker 3:Girlfriend married rich as fuck and I'd just live in his house Like watch what I can do, guys, because everybody else would be like pay me money.
Speaker 1:You'd be on.
Speaker 2:OnlyFans. Okay, let me smell this. Oh, it's got a nice caramel smell. Dude, it's Damn it has.
Speaker 3:I enjoyed it. I, fucking I was like I gotta get past. Oh, that's pretty good, it's really good. I I liked it. I think they're doing a pretty good job, at least on the red. That's all I did, like I just grabbed it and I was like all right, that's a good one wow, I'm taking it.
Speaker 2:That's good, yeah, I just.
Speaker 3:All I got is foam and a little bit of taste so far yeah, I, I didn't do any of their other beers because we are going back down there here in June, so I was like, eh, so they got 15 on there, we'll do them. We'll knock them all out. Yeah, I say, we do everyone.
Speaker 2:Well see, I don't know, they didn't have, I don't remember seeing that Pit Pony, which is a German weed Right, 16 tons, which is a strong ale I don't know, they switch out a lot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the lady told I hope they have this though. Yeah, I'm really hoping they keep this.
Speaker 2:Ah, that's pretty good though it is, that's a good right.
Speaker 3:That's a very smooth right for a back road. Dude this place you wouldn't even know. Wow, you would drive right by it and be like, oh, it's a greenhouse, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2:They show a picture of like. It's very small inside it looks like, but they look like they're having fun. They got a bunch of doggies in there, yeah it's a cool little place, you know. I figure we stop daughter in there so yeah, oh yeah, yeah, hey, macy hey why you bend over with the dog on you, on your back we'll leave that one alone. She does have a dog, but no, this is pretty good. Yeah, you like it?
Speaker 3:I do like it. I thought I thought you guys would like it it is very smooth.
Speaker 2:the only thing is is after you drink it for a minute, like give it a second, and then all of a sudden you get up, you get kind of a bitterness.
Speaker 3:Right on your tongue On the back, yeah you do get a bitterness on the glove, but it takes a minute.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Like you drink it, you're like, oh, that's really good, and then you wait a second.
Speaker 3:Now, if you notice, when I poured it, you got ahead, I got ahead, but nobody else did Correct. So, mm-hmm, you got ahead, I got hit, but nobody else did correct. So was the can not sealed? They could be a little flat? Yeah, because she did. Can this right in front of us? You know what I mean, so maybe there's a little bit of a pinhole in there.
Speaker 2:That could have messed it you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Like there, maybe possibly, but that's minor no yeah yeah I mean, but it was really good straight out of tap.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you that right now did you get that little bitterness when you were drinking it?
Speaker 3:I don't remember it, oh because, and that was literally my first beer that day. So, uh, you would yeah, I would have I. As soon as I tasted, I was like fuck, that's good, that is good, that's fucking good I'm I, it's good, I wouldn't knock it out of that.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Because it does matter how you drink it out of a can, because, we still got to do this show. You're right, can bottle draft, right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if we could do that yeah. If we could actually be like, just like a draft.
Speaker 2:Yeah even if it was like, so we could actually grab a can, a bottle, a bottle, but it'd be cool to do it from one brewery.
Speaker 3:Yes, you know what I mean. Go, I want that. Can there? The ones that sell like a can?
Speaker 2:yeah, and then you know well, you could do that type of show, or you could do like mick ultra. Okay, where you do a draft, you get someone to fill a draft with mick ultra. Oh, you see what I'm saying yeah, and then you get a can and a bottle and then we can do that and just to see, and we can have beer wench, hide it and pour it and see which one we can tell the difference tell the difference, dude, we tried that with what back in the day no, we tried to try different beers yeah, we try to pick what we tried of our daily drinkers miller light but it was a little hard, dude it.
Speaker 3:It was really hard, Like you couldn't tell. I couldn't tell you really couldn't. Now I'm going to tell you yeah, I slipped up the other day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I thought you were going to say something.
Speaker 3:I slipped up the day and had a Bud Light, uh-huh, and I didn't like it. Oh, because.
Speaker 2:I've been drinking. I've been drinking. Make ultra. Now, when you drank it, what, what turned you off from it?
Speaker 3:The taste, literally, was a completely different. So I've been doing make ultra. For what? Two months three months now Trying to watch the car, trying to watch the carbon take whatever, and I was able to stop and actually have a beer somewhere and I was like fuck it. Well, they didn't have any McUltra.
Speaker 1:So I was like fuck it.
Speaker 3:I grabbed a Bud Light.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And I opened it up and I was like, huh, how come this doesn't taste as good?
Speaker 1:as it used to. I remember Like why.
Speaker 3:Why I really liked this beer at one time. Yeah, but so I don't know I liked love. Yeah, it was like I don't know what happened, but that's interesting. It was weird though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was weird Because sometimes, like I went to this one place and they didn't have, I tried to get a Bud Light. Oh, it was weird because sometimes, like I went to this one place and they didn't have, I tried to get a Bud Light. Oh, it's done, we got Miller Lite. I said, oh, what the hell, give me a Miller Lite. Right, right, they gave me a Miller Lite and I was like, oh gosh, I'm having trouble getting this down, it's weird. It is weird.
Speaker 3:And to me it was sweeter. It just didn't it didn't, it just wasn't there like it used to be.
Speaker 1:The flavor.
Speaker 3:I felt like more of a man, Like I couldn't take it anymore. Couldn't take it Instead of the Trini fluid. But it is funny how you switch up, it's weird how it's yeah, but no, I'm not going to lie Because I normally I'm not a big hangover guy. I normally don't get them Make Ultra. I feel a little rough some mornings, oh when.
Speaker 2:I have too many of them. Is it because they do go down easier, because they are a little bit?
Speaker 3:lighter. They are more of water. Yeah, they do go down easier because they are a little bit. They are more smoother. Yeah, yeah, I wasn't gonna say no, I don't. I don't think I drink more of them. Yeah, like I just, I don't know, I don't it, just something in it, maybe a different hop, kind of gives me a slight headache in the morning that I never used to get from the from by the train, from the training fluid.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is funny though, yeah um, another one that I struggled to go to, and you could be probably the same as I struggle to go coors light. I used to love drinking coors light all the time and I struggle going to miller light and Coors Light.
Speaker 3:So I was strictly a Bud Light, bush Light guy. I never had a Coors Light thing Like dude. Back in the day, I think when I first started drinking beer was Genesee, oh, and then I moved up to Bud Light, bush, bush Light.
Speaker 2:Or Budweiser yeah.
Speaker 3:And I just kind of stuck with it Like I would have a Coors Light as long as I was four beers on the Bud Light. Yeah, it doesn't matter then, Once you have a couple beers, any other beer really doesn't matter. Your taste buds are dead.
Speaker 2:Dead. I got this thing for you. Really doesn't matter, your taste buds are dead, dead I. I got this thing for you um, my um, um, father-in-law, but would you say that when they get remarried, the mother and the stepfather-in-law okay, yeah, I guess that's it.
Speaker 2:He um has a buddy that went up to wisconsin and he got me this uh beer from there but that you only can buy in Wisconsin. It has a cow on it and I can't remember the name off the top of my head, right, but I didn't open mine yet Moober.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, it might be something like that you know, milk, butter or something like that but anyways, he got it from there and I didn't open mine, but my, my brother-in-law did, and then he said oh, have you tried them? I said, no, I'll drink one of yours, you know, and I was drinking, I was like hmm, I could see why people would crave this. It was weird. It was like almost a beer. The flavor of it was real easy, but you could. It almost created that craving this like you wanted more.
Speaker 3:So it's almost like a cigarette.
Speaker 2:Yeah, almost like a tobacco. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Like it gave you that.
Speaker 2:It would be like it's almost like a beer wench wanting dick, Always want it yeah, so you so it's like a methamphetamine?
Speaker 3:Yeah, yes, exactly always wanted. Oh, yeah, so you. So it's like a methamphetamine?
Speaker 1:yeah, yes, exactly like they're they're just sprinkled a little bit of meth in it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just enough, crack in there just enough crack in there just to get you going and then hooked yeah, but it was a unique flavor.
Speaker 2:So, um, I I drank it. I was like huh, but I got a 12 the show. So we're going to do some for the show and then I'll get the opinion.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but the last time I did that dude, I lost my house and everything.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I want to do this, but yeah. So then we went up to his house because we were visiting and he had some, and I was like, hmm, and I forgot, and I was like and I forgot and I was drinking, and I was like, yeah, and then, but he only had one and I was kind of upset you know, yeah, yeah, it was like, and then he's breaking windows.
Speaker 2:But then he said, oh, he was like he gave he gave me a, a bush light, and I was like and one of them, aluminum cans, you know, it looked like a bottle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and I was like, oh dude, I can't drink.
Speaker 2:I was struggling. Now I think that has a different flavor. We might even have to try that. It absolutely does. It tastes like metal.
Speaker 3:Yes, it Tastes like metal. Yes, Any, it doesn't matter what flavor, because I think I've had Cors you know, because you go to a concert or something like that. They always have the metal fucking bullshit bottles, yep.
Speaker 1:They're not as good, I'd rather have a can or a bottle.
Speaker 3:There's a metal taste to it, why?
Speaker 1:For some reason.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't get it, but yeah, and I struggle getting that, he goes. Well, I got some more of the mother beers, but they're down in the basement, they're. They're not as cold. I mean, they're cold but not as cold. Yeah, that's fine, and I was like that's fine.
Speaker 3:Yeah, go get it, I struggle like you, you can set that fucker out in the sun. It's better than this metal bottle can?
Speaker 2:I was. I was sucking that first one down. I was like, and then, uh, he's like. Then, when he only told me he had two, I was like damn. And then, after I drank the one, he's like do you want another bush light? I'm like, no, no, thank you, because I seen it in the fridge, right, so I got a question yeah, what's the warmest beer you've ever? Drank well in germany.
Speaker 3:I drank some warm beers, but I don't remember the name but I mean no, I mean just like, not the name of it, but like temperature wise, oh Like I mean pretty warm, or I drank a hot one before, so have I, and that's why I'm asking.
Speaker 2:Now it was pretty warm, but I was like I remember enjoying it because it was a long time since I had one. Okay, I almost want to say it was a Budweiser, and I'm not a big Budweiser straight up red can Budweiser, right, right, yeah, it gives me a headache and I remember drinking it and thinking I can't believe I'm enjoying this. But I think it was just more the fact because I went, I was in the desert.
Speaker 3:Okay, so it was hot as shit.
Speaker 2:It was hot as shit, but you get no flavor out of it. There is no flavor. I don't remember.
Speaker 3:There is no flavor. They literally taste like water, the warmer.
Speaker 2:No, it tasted. I would say it was probably more bitterness. Really yeah, I I don't know, I wouldn't say it wasn't like water, because I remember drinking and being like wow the hot. I would say the hop flavor was more, but it could have been, because it was just a red and white but butterweiser right, yeah, because I I remember I one like and it was pretty hard to get down.
Speaker 3:It wasn't, though. I mean, it was almost like literally. I was like oh, that's really not that bad.
Speaker 1:How thirsty are you? I mean, I could have been pretty thirsty that day.
Speaker 3:I was just like it's not that bad, but when they're cold, when they're- cold.
Speaker 2:it's different. You cut the yard and you're out there Like when we golf.
Speaker 3:Why is it? When you're in lawn, cold beer tastes really good. I don't know.
Speaker 1:It doesn't matter if you just got done mowing it, if you're golfing on it.
Speaker 3:There's something about the green lawn.
Speaker 2:What about Friday nights?
Speaker 3:Friday nights are bad.
Speaker 2:Yes, and I would go right after work and I would be like three, four down.
Speaker 1:And I'm like oh man, don't mistake me for my brother. My brother, I heard you go, that's how you do it. Spew, spew, spew, spew.
Speaker 2:But no, don't mistake me for my brothers, especially my younger brother.
Speaker 3:Creeper. Anyways, creepy guy Creepy guy, creepy guy.
Speaker 1:He makes that noise when you're sleeping with them. What?
Speaker 2:noise is that.
Speaker 3:You'll find out. No, I don't want to find out. Pokey, pokey, no, no.
Speaker 2:He looks like a little gremlin down there. No, he looks just like you, I'm better looking.
Speaker 3:He's got bluer eyes when he looks up yeah, they sparkle right, he's looking up at me, my eye, my eye, my eye. But anyways you want to rate this Because we're almost done with this one. Yeah, we are. Let's get back to reality. This is a off-the-wall little brewery. You guys are going to shit when you see it.
Speaker 2:But you have to compare this to our Reds, to our Reds. Yeah, I like this better than Alaskan. I do too. I mean Alaskan scores up there pretty hard.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say a nine. I do say a nine.
Speaker 2:I'm going nine and a half.
Speaker 3:You're going to go nine and a half. Yeah, I I do say a nine, I'm going nine and a half. You're going to go nine and a half yeah.
Speaker 2:I get it. Yeah, it's there, it's smooth it's there.
Speaker 3:It's so smooth, it's good. The caramel's there. It's princess, yes, yeah, the caramel's there.
Speaker 2:Everything's there, even the smell has a good caramel flavor.
Speaker 3:It's in the smell.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I would have to say, though, with you saying that you drank it out of the draft. You didn't get that little bit. That's the only reason it's not a perfect 10. 10. Yeah, that's yeah, but it could be that fresh is one and then having it canned.
Speaker 3:Canned for a little bit Could be another.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's been a week, yeah. So then you get companies that could you know can beer whatever, like Miller Lite or whatever they know what. The end product after months right Right. So it could be that their formula after Just can't last that long Compared to being poured, right Right. So if I was probably, well, we go there and then we can report back after our trip.
Speaker 3:We'll come back and say 10s, I guarantee you.
Speaker 2:Well, I will try other beers, I will try other ones, but I definitely would give this a 9.5, strong 9.5.
Speaker 3:I'll follow you, yeah, I'll follow you.
Speaker 2:The reason why is because I like Alaskan, and what's the other one that we like? Real well, all of them. What is it? All of them, All of them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we like all the reds. No, we've literally. Well, you have.
Speaker 2:Killigan's red which.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I didn't care for, I don't care for Killigan's, that score is lower.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I don't care for Killigan's, but we do like Alaskan. I, we do like Alaskan. I know that we like the. I know there was another one out there.
Speaker 3:Well, there's the Elliot Ness. Oh yeah, that also scores. That is really, but actually I will take this over the Elliot. Ness, I would take this over all of them, yeah.
Speaker 2:The only one that I think. There is another one out there. I can't think of the name of it, but there's like three red that we normally, typically, I know alaskans won and then smith wicks oh see when I forgot it's smith wicks alaska see what I'm saying you almost want it. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if they have your your uh, I know your apples, apples with you know what I?
Speaker 2:mean with this like you're right, like we should do a red show again. But we could do smith wicks alaskan in this. So legs over the shoulder.
Speaker 3:Legs over the shoulder, redhead knees, or like boy, like oh, but thighs over the shoulders.
Speaker 2:Is that a piece of corn that way?
Speaker 3:it's just there.
Speaker 2:But we should do a red.
Speaker 3:We should do a full on. Because that's our top three right so should we collect them across the country as we're traveling? Yes we should, because we do that so much. I know.
Speaker 2:But I mean honestly, we should get this. This could rank out could be smith wicks, this could actually win, yeah and that I could see I think smith wicks is our highest I believe, that, yeah, yeah, and the alaskans right there, but I think, if I'm not mistaken, alaskan doesn't have as much caramel flavor and it's a little bit more bitter, right?
Speaker 3:Yes, but there's another red out there. That we've done, that.
Speaker 2:We really like I just can't remember. I have to look back, yeah we'll have to try to figure it out.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I'll go to 9-5 with you on this 9-5, yep 9-5.
Speaker 2:It's 9-5. I'll go to nine five with you on this.
Speaker 1:Nine to five, yep, nine to five, nine to five. People don't even know that Damn.
Speaker 3:We're too old for that Dude. Okay, like that. I said this a while ago, you know? Uh, oh, what the hell. There's that joke about uh, why the lady came up to my door, or lips were sticking, oh why the lady came up to my door, her lips were sticking.
Speaker 2:Oh fuck, you're trying to make me remember.
Speaker 1:I know, I remember the bad ones.
Speaker 2:You say all the time why is the Avon lady?
Speaker 3:cause chapstick or something cause of her lipstick or whatever. I said this on a show before and there was people I said that joke to you. They're like what the fuck is avon like?
Speaker 2:there was something, uh, someone said at work the other day and, uh, people were looking at us like they didn't, they had no clue, and there was only like maybe three of us in the room. That got it, and I was like it makes you feel it makes you feel like, yeah, one guy referenced 1950, right, and I'm thinking okay to us maybe 1950 doesn't sound so far away, right, but you think about it.
Speaker 3:2025, that's 75 years ago oh yeah, that'd be a little old for me, like yeah, I like, but you would think you could kind of think I could probably you remember people born before and after my mom, yeah, yeah, still petting her but that's what I'm getting at, and this guy said it right.
Speaker 2:And I'm thinking to myself they're looking all yeah, this is from the 50s, you know. And I'm thinking to myself do they even know? Like no clue. You know what I mean. Could you imagine bringing your date Jesus?
Speaker 3:Well, no, like, if you actually, well, no, yeah, I guess, never mind. Never mind, I'm just he's in all mood.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm in, yeah.
Speaker 3:He's in a weird bed. People Watch out.
Speaker 2:Watch out for the next episode. We didn't even get to. What have you done this week?
Speaker 3:Oh fuck, I did nothing. Oh, I went camping, you went camping, I went camping.
Speaker 2:Yeah, everybody wants to hear about your camping trip. You look a little thirsty there, though, god damn, there's none left, huh.
Speaker 3:No, there's just no. Camping was great. We got to figure out what to do after we just back in and everything's all set up. It's quick, though right right, it used to take us 45 minutes. You know, you back it in, pop everything up make beds, get everything situated, take everything out of the truck, whatever. Yeah, no, we back this fucker in. I got a level and like, okay, now what?
Speaker 3:okay, now like yeah, looking at each other, yeah we literally like we were literally staying outside going, uh, what do we do now? Yeah, I was like, well, probably open a beer and yeah, I guess a lot quicker to start drinking. But no, like it was kind of and and getting up in the morning, you know, I was like I'm in no hurry whatever, like oh, how was the bed? Oh, that was great, great yeah it was yeah, it was comfortable, comfortable, good to go.
Speaker 3:Yep, like I was like quiet probably right, yeah, yeah got up in the morning, you know sunday morning, whatever Like, yeah, just taking our time fucking around and where normally you would have to tear down, tear down and wait for due and everything else, and then all of a sudden, like 10 o'clock and we're still standing there staring at each other.
Speaker 2:I'm like oh might as well fucking bring it out, let's go, you're like baby. I got third eye looking at you. Take care of it.
Speaker 3:Watch out Close it.
Speaker 1:I'll put a patch on your other one.
Speaker 2:So that really saves you a lot of time. It really does.
Speaker 3:Like we didn't know, like you know what I?
Speaker 1:mean, that is our first time.
Speaker 3:It was our maiden voyage. Like we didn't know, but did you add water to it this time.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:No, well, the campground that we went to didn't have water. It doesn't have water, it doesn't have water, and I haven't hooked water up to it yet. I wanted to do that here Because it was too cold. Yeah, and I wanted to do that here in case there is something that broke. Yeah, from the guy you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Like I just want to make sure it was good. It was all good, so yeah, it was. So you didn't have water, so did they have a bathroom there? That you use yeah, yeah but now when we go camping there, we're gonna have water, right? No, no, what well that I'm sharing, I'm staying with you none of the campground, none of that camp but no, you're bringing water with you.
Speaker 3:Oh, you can, yeah.
Speaker 2:Are you? I'm not. Oh, I'm glad I'm staying with your brother. Yeah, he's not either.
Speaker 3:What Dude. It's literally from here to my garage, away to the bathroom. I'm going to be pooping in there. Have fun, not my camera.
Speaker 2:No wait, I'm coming to your camper to poop?
Speaker 3:No, you ain't. I'll fucking tape that motherfucker up so much you'll shit yourself before you get into it.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you what You're going to be like, rick. There's some beer in the car.
Speaker 3:Go in there. Nope, I will fucking pay a payout. I'm going to mount a big metal bar.
Speaker 2:I'm going to destroy it and just leave it Like it'll be under the lid. I'm just you go ahead, you go ahead I can't wait till I stay at your house.
Speaker 1:Just remember, I'm flush, nope.
Speaker 3:Your bed, don't? I will fucking shit right in the middle of your bed. Fuck it one night.
Speaker 2:You won't know if it's me or my brother.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a, or my brother yeah it's a wearer.
Speaker 2:You'll be like that bastard shit Cattle turn over to a big old turd and just hug it.
Speaker 1:Start squeezing it and hugging it.
Speaker 3:It's like oh, billy, I love you so oh, oh.
Speaker 2:Mmm. He smells so good.
Speaker 3:He smells, so you smell something.
Speaker 2:Is that corn on your lip? What is that? What is that? Oh, that's good.
Speaker 3:But anyways, why do you want?
Speaker 1:to bring water and flush it. There's a toilet there.
Speaker 3:I don't understand why you want to shit in my camper.
Speaker 2:I want privacy. I'm scared of spiders.
Speaker 3:They're stalls, they close doors and everything. I'm scared of spiders. They're stalls, they close doors and everything. I'm scared of spiders. I know You'll find out.
Speaker 1:Fuck around and find out.
Speaker 3:Fuck around and find out Billy's not going. Flack over here and find out.
Speaker 2:Anyways, it sounds like you had a good time. No, it was, it was relaxing.
Speaker 3:We can't do a whole lot with Brunouno anymore.
Speaker 2:Yeah, with a little bruno's puppy, so you can't do much.
Speaker 3:Doggies getting old yeah yeah, it was a hard even going for a little walk.
Speaker 2:So yeah, yeah, and then you can't leave because no made a big old thing of stew yeah, you said you were gonna make.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I made a big old thing of stew and actually used the hot V8.
Speaker 1:Oh, juice, the spicy V8 juice, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I used that instead of the chicken or beef broth whatever, and all that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, used that instead. It was a better. It fucking yeah, it was kind of a game changer. Wow, Speaking about game changers, rick made what I don't know what you call that, like a shrimp is a crab stuffed shrimp. Oh, it's phenomenal. This is the second time. We did it once before and we talked about it on the show. This is the second time I'm telling you phenomenal and, like you said, it should have been appetizer. I could see that being an appetizer well, they do it with bigger shrimp you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Like we keep getting the smaller shrimp would you like they do a bigger shrimp and they butterfly them.
Speaker 2:You did, oh, but I wouldn't want to butterfly though.
Speaker 3:I like how you did they they get the real big shrimp and then they butterfly the bottom, keep the tail, make it look like a scorpion yeah, and it comes around they make little balls, oh, and put it over the tail, oh I see and then you just pick it up but I like it the way you did it rick did it like you too, like kind of like a, a sauce.
Speaker 2:Yes, with that you put over rice yes, like it's a meal I ate two helpings of it was very good. I'm not gonna lie, it is good, I mean he hit it out of the park.
Speaker 3:Anybody who gives us beer, I'll make you some you gotta come here no, just send us beer, yeah, and I'll send you shrimp, yeah yeah, but uh, my week I years away I didn't really do anything.
Speaker 2:You know, hung around Short week because of the holidays. So that's nice, I don't have to get up tomorrow, right. So I'm looking forward to that, but a little bit warmer weather. We did get to golf today, oh, we did.
Speaker 3:We'll talk about that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'll get the next half. Yeah, let's go ahead and grab the next ice cold one.
Speaker 3:We'll be right back. Welcome back, we're doing the sheen. Arnold, st arnold's brewery.
Speaker 2:It's the Art Car, ipa. Where's CNR? This is out of Texas.
Speaker 1:This is a very happy American IPA. American.
Speaker 2:IPA yep, I'm trying to figure out what the IPUs are, but I don't see that. Oh, right there, 7.1.
Speaker 3:7.2. Ooh 55 IBUs.
Speaker 2:Ooh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's going to be a little.
Speaker 2:We'll see, we'll see, we might like it we might like it.
Speaker 3:I mean, our taste buds have changed so much. It's amazing, honestly, on how much we've evolved into full alcoholics, holy cow.
Speaker 2:So my brother, I mean Ethan didn't get to try this. He said he did the other one that we have for a later show, but he didn't get to do this one. So why? Why, though, he said he just bought it and he didn't get to try it.
Speaker 3:He didn't get to try it, Just yeah, he just bought it for us.
Speaker 2:It's a little bitter.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm not going to lie yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2:So when you were going back to what you said earlier, we went and got my beard cut and my brother was with me, okay, and uh, the guy there knows that we do the show and we talk about the show and stuff like that, and he was talking about other beers. Then he was talking and there was a customer in there and the other customer was like oh, I can't stand ipas or I can't stand stouts or I can't stand um, whatever right, and it makes me think back into time. Once before I was the same this is this why I got princess.
Speaker 2:But the thing is is over time of slowly sipping and trying different things.
Speaker 3:Our taste buds have completely. I go to a place and I'll look for a sour.
Speaker 2:I want to try a sour. That's the number one thing that people don't like, absolutely. But the sours we did lately were more fruit beers right? Yes, they were.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I get what you're saying about this one Sour to me anymore is it reminds me of like a warhead, Like when you were a kid.
Speaker 1:Or a sour patch kid yeah like a sour patch kid.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. Like every kid likes a sour patch kid. Like it makes your jaw kind of lock.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, makes your asshole, pucker up, yeah, kind of.
Speaker 3:But at the end of the day they're fucking good beers. Like I know, jj is a big Sour fan yeah, you know so. And like he, I get it. Like, and now I get it, I'm like.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I get that Like and I'm more willing to try them.
Speaker 3:I'll try them all day long. Yeah, Like I mean all day long, I mean just the tips, Not bad my just the tips.
Speaker 2:Not just the first knuckle. First knuckle, you're not gay.
Speaker 3:So first off it is a little bit more pungent. It's a strong ipa. Yeah, it is strong, it's got a good flavor though. So I guess my it's funny that we're sitting here talking about this, but okay, what's our least favorite beer?
Speaker 2:Like you're saying, ipa Stout whatever, what's your least favorite?
Speaker 3:Oh that's hard.
Speaker 2:It is hard, I mean, oh yeah wheat, yeah wheat for me.
Speaker 3:Wheat is bad.
Speaker 1:I like.
Speaker 3:This is a very strong IPA, correct.
Speaker 2:I like wheats, I'm like ugh, but they don't like meat, they don't like no. So that's where.
Speaker 3:But I don't care for the taste of wheat. No, I really don't.
Speaker 2:Now do you like? What's that Belgian one?
Speaker 3:The Blue Moon, blue Moon belgium one, the uh, blue moon, blue moon, I don't know I don't care, I don't even put an orange, you can put fucking vagina yeah I'm still not drinking it like, I like. I mean, I'll like, if I have to, I guess but if you're hard up, if I really have to lick it.
Speaker 2:I'll lick it but, you just need my scuba mask little tubba tubba tubba, tubba over here no, I honestly, I would have to say wheat. Now you got what is it? Stouts. And what's the other dark one, porter? Oh yeah, so I would take a porter over a stout. Well, I would take a Porter over a Stout.
Speaker 3:Well, I would take them all over a weed, but no, what I was getting at is like I don't know if I care for this.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. Just like a really strong IPA is.
Speaker 1:It's hard to get down.
Speaker 3:That's a rough one to get down. It's hard to get down. That's a rough one to get down like that really strong.
Speaker 2:Uh, hoppy citrus.
Speaker 3:I don't mind this, I don't mind it, but the grapefruit is not I. I like grapefruit, that's the thing. I like that sour grapefruit, but this is like it's extremely strong.
Speaker 2:It is strong, it is I um, this one's strong, but I don't. I actually don't mind this one I'll drink it. Yeah, I mean, it's oh hey we forgot to say would you keep chasing creeper the uh red? Oh, I'd keep that oh yeah, now this one I probably wouldn't keep, so probably not. I mean, it's okay.
Speaker 3:IPA.
Speaker 2:I like it.
Speaker 3:It's a fine IPA. It is a little more pungent.
Speaker 2:I would just say it's a strong. It goes down, at first, okay, and then, when you stop, it's like If you like a strong IPA, then this could be right up your alley. I wouldn't say Princess, because of the strongness. Yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 3:No, I don't see a girl slamming this, and if she is, she probably has a belly that is like tied right underneath her tits, like, yeah, this is good baby, you come back to my house, I slap your ass. I'll strap it on. Yeah, because it's straight out of.
Speaker 1:Texas.
Speaker 3:She's used to cow cock. Long horn, yeah, long horn, I can take that baby Long and horny.
Speaker 2:You know, it makes me think of a song about you, about me, about you.
Speaker 3:yeah, here I'm going to play it real quick.
Speaker 2:Oh, here we go. Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1:It's not this one, oh here we go.
Speaker 3:It is this one right here, that one right there I just see that I want to say that who the hell is that I know the? I know the artist oh, I personally huh, no, no no.
Speaker 2:He's singing it to you.
Speaker 3:My son's a huge fan of him. I used to be. Ryan loves to drink beer and suck cock.
Speaker 2:Takes after his dad.
Speaker 3:The apple doesn't fall far. Oh my, oh my.
Speaker 2:Anyways, any jokes, you got anything going?
Speaker 3:out before we do. Well, do you know why? Uh, oh, why do chickens? Or what kind of shoes do chickens wear? I don't know we did that.
Speaker 2:We did that joke about the. What fruit likes to go down the slide? Yeah, oh yeah, you said that, kiwi.
Speaker 3:Kiwi, reebok Fuck, I got a ton of them, dude. I can't think of them right now.
Speaker 2:Okay, hey, let's do this then. Okay, all right, ricky's bad choices, bad choices. What has Ricky done here? Huh Go ahead.
Speaker 3:I had so many good jokes. Oh, you did, and I forgot them all.
Speaker 2:We're moving along pretty good tonight, yeah, we got it, if you were a police officer, would you be a dirty cop.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's hard dude, I know, yeah, can you cop? Oh that's hard dude, I know, yeah. Can you be like? No, like, I'm here to protect and serve. I'm gonna protect and serve, yeah, but you're telling me, okay now, if I'm a police officer in andover or a police officer in beverly hills?
Speaker 2:I don't know Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. Like okay, I pull up in where we live, yeah, and she's all toothless. I'm like what, I'll blow you to death.
Speaker 2:I don't think if it was here or Beverly she would still take a blowjob? Well, no, I don't know, teeth or no teeth. The snagg blowjob? Well no, I don't know, teeth or no teeth.
Speaker 1:No teeth, that could be a different story Teeth or no?
Speaker 2:teeth Two inches down that throat, the teeth don't block it. Exactly, you didn't answer. I think you would be.
Speaker 3:I will answer this. I would be a good cop. I would be a good cop.
Speaker 2:So I would be a good cop. But if you're presented with hey, can I give you to get off this?
Speaker 3:ticket. Get off this ticket. What are you saying? I'm like suck it, bitch.
Speaker 2:No but you know you're going, you know what I mean Especially this day and age, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean, especially this day and age. Yeah, that recording. You know what I mean. You got to stay straight. It's like a teacher.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:A teacher would be like oh, I'll get an A, you give me an A, I suck your dick.
Speaker 3:Why is it that? Why is it that it's women teachers getting busted, though mostly?
Speaker 2:Oh, it's women teachers getting busted, though mostly. Oh yeah, I don't understand that. No, I don't.
Speaker 3:I don't understand that compared it's like five to one right, and they're hot teachers. I'm not gonna lie like they're not. I mean, it's not like my old, like the teachers I had were like 70 years old and I like I mean she could have popped her dentures out and blew me, I would have never said nothing, but like this hot ass.
Speaker 2:Little teacher just came out of I think they're too close to the students is that what it is like? Yeah, and they're 25 men would be more aggressive.
Speaker 3:But again, they're not.
Speaker 2:I see what you're saying you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Again, they're not.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm sorry, my titty fell off.
Speaker 3:Girls want to say we're pigs, yeah, but if you look at the teachers that are getting busted, it's all hot-ass women. They are hot, yeah, hot-ish, hot-ish you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:I would do them.
Speaker 2:I would do them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, if she accidentally fell over my sneaker onto my dick. Yeah, right, yeah, but they're doing 12-year-olds.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, that's not right.
Speaker 3:None of it's right.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just saying I'm like I don't understand. If you had a 23-year-old out of college and she's doing an 18-year-old, I get that. That's close, that's fine. Doing a 12-year-old.
Speaker 3:A 12-year-old ain't falling in love. I'm in love. You know what I mean. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:So would you be a dirty cop?
Speaker 3:No, no, I don't think I would.
Speaker 2:We'd rest that I don't think I would have you ever said I love you too early Once.
Speaker 3:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:I have Absolutely I scared that last one off with that. I was like damn.
Speaker 1:I love this pussy.
Speaker 2:She thought I said I love her, and then she ran.
Speaker 3:I say it on purpose First date I love you. I love you. You know that would scare mom too. Exactly, I know.
Speaker 2:Take techniques from us. You hit that pussy the first night You're like I love you.
Speaker 3:I love you. She ain't come back. That's how you get that one night stand. I ain't just a pretty face, I'm a big dick too, oh shit.
Speaker 2:And it would too.
Speaker 3:That works. Yeah, it works great you scare them yeah.
Speaker 2:They might give you another piece of ass, but then you say I love you again, I love you again.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm so in love with you. Yeah, now I want a ring on your finger. I dare you to say that now Fuck off.
Speaker 1:We got video. We got video.
Speaker 3:I'm sticking to it. Oh shit, oh shit, Sorry.
Speaker 2:Okay, sorry, sorry, take that as a yes. Yeah, that one's funny in it. Oh my, have you ever punked? I mean, have you ever puked in railed? What puking railed?
Speaker 3:I don't know what that means have you ever puked in railed?
Speaker 2:I don't know, what that means rallied I don't know, is that? Rallied I don't know, we'll just pick it out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know yeah but oh, that's his draw.
Speaker 2:Have you ever?
Speaker 1:puked in a bed.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah and like woke up next to it.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know, I puked in a I can't even think about it.
Speaker 3:I woke up one time. Oh yeah, I woke up one time and I could see you doing it. Oh, dude, I was young, young, young like 16 and like Was wondering why the chick's house I was sleeping at was sleeping on the floor. I'm like, oh, you can sleep up here. I rolled over Insane fucking puke. I'm like, oh yeah, I was cuddling up to my warmthness and just rubbing it all over myself.
Speaker 3:Corn and all huh, oh, huh, oh, dude, it was corn and peas, it was, uh, probably just pure fucking liquid chunks of white chicken oh dude, it was bad look like white chili chicken a little bit of redness
Speaker 1:a little bit of redness.
Speaker 2:Anyways, do you?
Speaker 3:think you would ever. I told her I loved her. That's funny.
Speaker 1:It worked. Huh no, Last time you seen her, huh Shit. I love you, baby, I love you baby, I love you sweetie.
Speaker 2:You might clean it up.
Speaker 3:I gotta go. I heard cops coming.
Speaker 2:I'm fine oh fuck, I can't even read this Do you think you would be the best stripper in the room?
Speaker 3:In the room, in this room.
Speaker 2:In this room right now. Yeah, I think I could beat that, I think I could win. Show us.
Speaker 3:Show us. No, I'm not showing you. I think I could win. I'm not going to show you. We would have to be on a stage all three of us. Yeah, I don't know, she might win.
Speaker 2:She might win.
Speaker 3:She's got big titties, yeah, and well, big enough titties, yeah.
Speaker 1:Anyways, he might make you say I love you, yeah, I love you.
Speaker 3:Oh, my Okay, okay, okay so I, I got speaking of all this now. So what was? No, how, I don't even know how to say this, how? So what was the one time, uh, in your life, okay, that you had to get out very quickly of banging a girl Like yeah, stop yeah Like you know what I mean. Like, has there ever been a situation in your life that you had to be like, oh yeah, regardless.
Speaker 1:You had to like cut it off, you're running out there with a rod Like.
Speaker 3:I have to go. Yeah, see, I'm out. Like cut it off. You're running out there with a hard-on Like I have to go see you, I'm out, yeah. So, what was that situation? Or, yeah, did it ever happen to?
Speaker 2:you? Yes, I think more than once actually. Yeah, so I was dating a girl and I remember getting into it and I was like damn, I'm getting it, like damn, I'm getting it and I'm hitting it. And then, I think her parents came in, you know, and I was like oh shit, you know what I mean. I wasn't even supposed to be there. And then I'm like but I wanted to come so bad, so quick, you know what I mean. At that point I'm like right, dad I gotta try.
Speaker 2:Let me get this son of a bitch off because I got it in there man, I want it on there and go you know, I'm thinking you know, and then I could hear him and then I was like gone, yeah you jump out a window, yeah, window, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, but it was on one level, but it was just the fact that I was out of there yeah, and, and I even jumped out.
Speaker 2:Lucky for me, it was kind of dark. You know what I mean, because I'm like trying to pull on my pants. Right here comes my shoe.
Speaker 3:Because you just look like yeah, I'm like fuck.
Speaker 2:You know I try to find my shoe and get the hell out of there. Yeah, but they came straight back. It's like they almost like came in and said, let's check on our daughter you know, let's test her yeah and I'm like I, I yeah, and that's hard. And then you're like get the blue ball shit. You know what I mean, dude?
Speaker 3:that's the worst. That's the worst. That is the worst. Yes, blue ball. Like I never knew about blue balls until I was like 17.
Speaker 2:And that shit hurts and that fucking hurts. That's where a woman will let you grind on them.
Speaker 3:Grind on them. And then you're grinding on them and you're like just let me hit this pussy.
Speaker 2:I didn't understand.
Speaker 3:I didn't understand what everybody was like. Oh, blue balls, blue balls, whatever, no, that shit hurts. I would rather have a dude kick me in the nuts.
Speaker 2:Yes, because it will end it'll end.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like that's a 15 minute fucking ordeal. Yeah, whatever, this is a half hour fucking and then me going in trying to jerk off fucking whatever and yeah, yeah, yeah and it's, it's hard, yeah, yeah and then, my dick's hard, yeah, and even after you blow the load.
Speaker 2:It isn't like you get instant relief no, yeah, exactly, yeah, it's like oh okay, the blue balls went away. It's like still they're like yeah, that's kind of bullshit.
Speaker 3:Now, do girls get that? I wonder if girls get that or some kind of blue vagina I don't know, you know what I mean, but no because, if they would, they would give it up.
Speaker 2:No, would they, though they though? I don't know, because, like I tell you, man, you should fuck with her one time.
Speaker 1:And just get her right there and stop.
Speaker 3:I'm tired and roll over I've done that, though, recently you should be like Nice, sweet. No, I thought I ain't going to say it. I've done that.
Speaker 2:I've done that lately because I'd be like I want some ass, but I'm tired.
Speaker 1:I want some ass, but I'm tired.
Speaker 2:I want some ass but I'm tired, no, I'm going to bed.
Speaker 1:Never mind Sweet dream I'm going downstairs.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because I don't even get blue balls at that point I'm going to play games. Oh, that'll piss them off. I love you.
Speaker 2:That'll piss them off. Okay, what about you? The blue ball situation where you had to get off and go? Oh, dude, no, yeah.
Speaker 3:But mine was a little different.
Speaker 1:It was recent, so I used to live across the state park. I think I heard this story before.
Speaker 3:I don't know if you heard this one, yeah not on here, no, yeah but we had a park that closed by me and so it closed down, and so I would take all I would not all these girls.
Speaker 2:Girl, I would say I would.
Speaker 3:I would take people over there at this closed down cabin area and do we pull down Like I was hard, she got me hurt. Yeah, she was cute, whatever. Yeah, I pulled down these panties. Yes, and fucking it stunk up the whole. I had that. I had that before, dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, literally that was my other time.
Speaker 3:You opened up. I finished, though no.
Speaker 2:I couldn't, you couldn't, no.
Speaker 3:You couldn't? No, no, this is a two-story barn cabin.
Speaker 2:Oh, I couldn't imagine. Oh my.
Speaker 3:There was a guy downstairs, okay, and he smelt it and I was upstairs. I pulled these panties down. Oh man, it was literally a fucking full-on tuna fish. I've had that before. No, and I was like pretending like I heard something Like is that a ranger? I jumped off the fucking balcony and ran and like because, dude, it was pungent, yeah, pun, no, you don't oh no, I, I, I was there.
Speaker 2:I had one girl that was so bad, I'm gonna stick your.
Speaker 3:I questioned it I'm gonna stick I'm gonna stick shrimp underneath your seat in your cadillac? No.
Speaker 1:And then when you open it tomorrow morning, that's going to be the, that wouldn't even be as bad.
Speaker 3:No, really yeah, no, yeah See.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I don't understand that. I don't either I don't understand.
Speaker 3:She was a younger girl. I don't understand. Why. Is it fish, yeah? What comes out of a woman that makes it?
Speaker 2:fish, probably because they eat fish. Some women eat fish.
Speaker 3:No, not at fucking 15 years old.
Speaker 1:And you were what?
Speaker 3:25 now 30.
Speaker 1:30?.
Speaker 3:That's a few years ago, it was just last year. No, but I don't understand.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Why does it turn into fish?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't understand.
Speaker 3:What, like my dick, if I don't wash it for a week, it don't smell like fish.
Speaker 2:It don't smell like fish. I don't understand. It smells like a bad hot dog.
Speaker 3:No, it smells. Yeah, it smells like pork. It smells like sweaty pork.
Speaker 2:So I had that same. That was kind of my borderline but I ended up finishing but I was like ow. I struggled and I ran out of there as soon as I was done. I was like and then my brother walked in there. He's like boom, hit him in the face like boom and he come out and he's like dude, did you rub it underneath his nose?
Speaker 1:I did.
Speaker 2:Did you slap him with it?
Speaker 3:No, he should have fucking slapped him with it.
Speaker 2:I just took my finger and ran it under. I ran it under Jason the Creeper. I was like, hey, smell, smell.
Speaker 1:Hey, jason, you remember that day.
Speaker 3:Give him the Hitler fucking just give him two little finger mitts. He's like what were you doing?
Speaker 2:And I went and it was still wet, oh no, that one almost made me puke.
Speaker 3:Oh it, that one almost made me puke, Like that was my kind of crazy.
Speaker 2:Oh, it was bad, but no, my twin brother walked in there and he was like we were driving home.
Speaker 3:He was like, oh, I'm ready. We were driving home and he's like dude, that shit was bad. So why is that, though I don't know why. So I guess here's a question and please give us comments. Yeah Well, let's do interactive. Yeah, let's do an interactive show, let's do interactive how come ladies' vaginas turn into rotted tuna.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't say everyone, though.
Speaker 3:No, well, you don't know. Yeah, true, I wouldn't say everyone, though. No well, you don't know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, true, I don't know everyone.
Speaker 1:Is that?
Speaker 3:weeks of fucking not washing. No, I hope not. I think you had weeks of not washing. She was a wrecked tuna boat.
Speaker 1:She crashed up the shore.
Speaker 2:You did too, I know I didn't do it, though Did you at least put it in there.
Speaker 3:No, oh, you couldn't.
Speaker 2:I couldn't no.
Speaker 3:Dude, it stunk up the whole fucking area. Oh my Like a big area. Yeah, like it pulled down, I was like no.
Speaker 2:You're out.
Speaker 3:I'm out. I couldn't Ranger, Ranger, run and she was all trying to blow her panties up.
Speaker 2:You're like seal that shit up.
Speaker 3:And she had big ears. I don't know.
Speaker 2:So there's a lot of women out there. I still remember the girl.
Speaker 3:She had really big ears.
Speaker 2:Would you recognize her today?
Speaker 3:I mean a year later, she definitely couldn't run. She definitely couldn't run, she definitely couldn't run.
Speaker 1:She had to ship the years Fly.
Speaker 3:She had bigger slop on side and I oh my shit.
Speaker 2:This show gone down Sound man. Oh, it's so bad, it's so bad. All right, we should probably quit right now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we'll just end up. Yeah, so, but Eric, can somebody Google why vagina turns into tuna? They're like why don't you? Well, yeah, yeah, well, beer wins, beer wins.
Speaker 2:Why does your pussy smell like tuna? Yeah, why does it smell like tuna.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh, hey Dad, why do lips turn brown? Oh I don't know. That's another show.
Speaker 2:We'll just stop right now. We never rated this. No, we didn't.
Speaker 3:St Arnold's was Bacterial, I don't need to read that.
Speaker 1:Okay, I don't need to read that Okay.
Speaker 3:We love our show. We do love our show. It's fine. We did it Okay.
Speaker 2:Beer wench got sick. Yeah, she got sick.
Speaker 3:Anyways, st Arnold, I'm an eight, I'm an eight, it's strong.
Speaker 2:It's strong, it's a strong IPA, it's got a good flavor. I'll go with you eight, I would say St.
Speaker 3:Arnold yeah, I'm not big IPA. We've had plenty IPAs. There's definitely better, yeah, so I would say eight plenty ipas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's definitely better, yeah, so I would say this is strong, it is. It is strong, it's got a strong aftertaste, right? Yes, yeah, I wouldn't. Jason keeper creeper, no, and I'm not saying princess, no, I wouldn't. Anyways, I know we didn't rate that, so we both gave it eights, which isn't too bad. No, you know what I say. Seven and a half is more of this it's probably more realistic, yeah you're right yeah, seven and a half.
Speaker 3:It's probably more.
Speaker 1:But yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do that.
Speaker 3:Yes, I mean honestly, we can drop it down to a six it isn't bad um any.
Speaker 2:Uh, oh, you're another recent drink uh, another.
Speaker 3:All right, dude, I got all kinds of shit going on. Tomorrow I'm hoping to figure out my trailer, so well, you got some rock coming.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got some rock. That'll be nice to get the rock, yeah I could smoke that all day long it's a crack rock I got fucking seven seven yards of rock coming. Seven yards, that's actually quite a bit oh, there's a lot yeah, so that'll be interesting me um, I'm just happy I have the day off. So absolutely yeah. I know you normally get a friday off, but it's nice I had friday off, which is today was my friday.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was real nice.
Speaker 2:One is fucking extra day, yeah so that's my uh, another reason to drink. Any last thoughts don't drink and drive, and god bless you guys. We'll see you next week. Fuck, let's go get in the car. Woo, bye.