Another Reason to Drink
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Another Reason to Drink
Burning Down the House
Prepare for a taste sensation journey unlike anything we've experienced before on the podcast. We're diving into two extraordinary offerings from Four Score Brewing Company in Gettysburg, PA, and they've left us absolutely stunned. For the first time ever, we award back-to-back perfect 10/10 scores to their Jahamba series beers - the Peach Pomegranate White Tea Frost and Strawberry Peanut Brittle.
These aren't your typical beers. With milkshake-like consistency and authentic flavor profiles, they blur the line between beverage and dessert. The peach pomegranate delivers genuine fruit flavors that taste "straight off the tree," while the strawberry peanut brittle amazes with its seamless transition from fresh strawberry to the distinctive caramelized notes of brittle. Though labeled as "heavily fruited sours," neither exhibits traditional sourness - making them surprisingly approachable for all palates.
Between beer tastings, we catch up on Rick's exciting week - from new concrete being poured at his home to the purchase of a camper that promises future adventures. We also venture into a lively discussion of Gettysburg's historical significance, battlefield tours, and local attractions that make it worth visiting beyond just its excellent brewing scene.
What makes these beers truly special is how they showcase brewing innovation at its finest. Four Score has crafted something that defies conventional beer categories while delivering an unforgettable drinking experience. The thick, creamy mouthfeel and perfect flavor execution demonstrate master brewing technique that deserves recognition.
Join us for this celebration of craft beer excellence, hilarious tangents, and the shared joy of discovering something truly extraordinary in your glass. Have you experienced a beer that completely blew your expectations away? We'd love to hear about it!
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Thank you welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your hostess with the mostest princess and I got my best sidekick in the house.
Speaker 3:I'm the sidekick with the leastest, leastest, the mostest.
Speaker 2:Anyways, we got rick, dr drunk rick anyways, we got two wonderful beers we're gonna do tonight. At least it's the most. Anyways, the osmostesis, osmostesis. We got Rick, dr Drunk Rick. Anyways, we got two wonderful beers we're going to do tonight. Both are actually from the same brewery. I know we do separate breweries.
Speaker 3:We try to break it up a little bit.
Speaker 2:But we can't do three of these large cans.
Speaker 3:No, and these have already been in there for a week or so.
Speaker 2:That would be right. Beer goes bad. Yeah, so these are both from uh, gettysburg, pa, and they're from four score brewing company which, if you listen to, last week we made a connection between this one and the other in the other brewer. Yeah, that's right so they did a collaboration, but the one I'm gonna say first is jahamba. It says on top, but actually it's a strawberry peanut butter brittle which is a six percent. We're gonna do that one later in the show, but, um rick, go ahead and let them know what we're doing.
Speaker 3:We're gonna do a peach palm frost, and it says jahamba too.
Speaker 2:So we're not real sure why they both say jahamba is the story behind that right yeah, right so it does say keep cold and drink fresh well, that's why we're drinking it tonight, because it's not good.
Speaker 3:It's almost a week old.
Speaker 2:Yeah, almost yeah do you see the look and their cans there? It's like a little like square box dynamite. They're all the same. Yeah, they're all the same color different colors yeah, which, okay, that's fine, you know.
Speaker 3:I mean like if you're gonna try this short on the artwork and make better beer.
Speaker 2:I wonder if we should have mixed this one up now, how come yours look red from over here? Yeah, no, it's the same. Okay, I got little like floaties on top oh, it's actually foaming, mine's's foaming. Oh, mine ain't. Anyways, let's try this.
Speaker 3:Might be the white tea, really. So beer or wine gave a face.
Speaker 1:I want to see Billy.
Speaker 3:I like it. I first sip, I'm on.
Speaker 2:I'm like, but I don't think it's sour, it's bubbling up again. I wonder if we have to pour this in a glass. You know, because mine's foaming up.
Speaker 3:I don't see it saying glass but pour sideways, drink it out of the can, make it sideways. Oh, you gotta drink it sideways. I mean, so you gotta lay down on your chair, you, yeah, it really tastes peachy. I it's very peachy. That's really good dude, that's not to me.
Speaker 2:It's not sour, it's not artificial peachy.
Speaker 3:No no, it's like yeah yeah I mean this one. The foam is weird. The foam is weird. It keeps foaming on me. It's almost like a stream that gets that brown foam on top of it. You know what?
Speaker 1:I mean like it gathers up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like that nasty looking. Well, don't describe it like that, because I don't even want to drink. That's what it looks like, but it's so damn good I wouldn't care like I mean, you're gonna be out there drinking the foam on the lake now. It tastes like trout peach. Oh, I just got a little bit of grittiness off that phone. Oh really, yeah, cause it was coming back up and yeah. I got, I got it was coming back up, but it wasn't bad.
Speaker 1:I got a little.
Speaker 2:I got a little bit of grittiness to it but I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 3:So far, dude, it's really good. I'll tell you right now. Well, we'll wait back. We'll wait for a second, because our beer lunch is trying to be proactive and get us cups.
Speaker 2:And get us glasses, yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't know if I want a glass.
Speaker 2:I like it that much I'm half, I don't know. I'm wondering if pouring it would be.
Speaker 3:I'm afraid to see what it would look like if you pour it out? Yes, because you might not want to drink it. You might not want to drink it If we pour it out. You might not want to drink it. It just looks like sludge.
Speaker 2:Okay, are you going to do it?
Speaker 3:I'll do a little bit just to see what it looks like. Yeah, see, oh, it's thick. No, yeah, that it's milky. It is, it looks milky. You can't see through. Okay, here I'll describe it it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it looks like butterscotch, but yeah, yeah and it's really thick look at the it's like butterscotch pudding out of a glass. It almost looks like cotton.
Speaker 3:Like milk, like chocolate milk.
Speaker 2:I know, like, almost like, it's curled, curled, yeah, but I'm gonna but god, is it good?
Speaker 3:that is the most.
Speaker 2:Look at how it slides down your glass but you know, it is so fluffy it doesn't seem like all you're drinking is fluff.
Speaker 3:Yeah doesn't it? Okay, this is one seriously thick beer peach, pomegranate white tea goddess, some of their beers are questionable, but damn, they do fruit sour as well. And back in kansas, sexy as fuck. But it is this is very good, dude, like I'm a keeper, I'm gonna tell you that right right off the bat, right off the bat. I would keep this all day, every day. I am too I, I wouldn't. I couldn't see it on a hot day. No, no, no, no, I, I could.
Speaker 2:But a cool day like, but every time you take a sip you get foam you get foam, you get.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah, there's a automatic foam on top always. I don't even think you get a liquid. It's almost like a yoohoo kind, you know what I mean, like I'm trying to like I'm trying to think of what it would be.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna pour the rest, in the cup, because it actually is pretty good in the cup, rick, I think, the palm, the palm oh, like a bomb, you're thinking like a bath bomb. No, it's fluffy, it's good, it's princess, it's fucking good.
Speaker 3:It is All day long I would. How many of these did you bring?
Speaker 2:Four I gave one to Ethan. Oh damn it.
Speaker 3:I want more of these.
Speaker 2:They're good, aren't they? Yeah, now you like peach. I want more of these. They're good aren't they?
Speaker 3:Yeah, now, you like peach. I love peach and this is like you said there is no artificial. No artificial Like you could tell this is brewed with straight off the tree. It feels like fruit, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:But let me ask you this, though Not a lot of pomegranate.
Speaker 3:It's like no, but I'm wondering if that's that extra sweet kind of tart that you get, because a pomegranate's a little tart. Yeah, you know. So like I know they call it a sour. I drank that down in the head. Just keeps forming. It's good, though it's good, you cannot see through the glass. Yeah, I mean, it looks like you're drinking mud water.
Speaker 2:It really does Really thick mud water. Yeah yeah, it's almost like a butterscotch color, though it is.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yep, let me ask you. The peach flavor isn't even strong, it's slight, it's perfect.
Speaker 3:Yes, Like it's all around. This is very good Dude, I just want to jump on it.
Speaker 1:And have sex on it.
Speaker 3:I'm a 10, dude yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm a 10, too. I'm a 10 all day long, but would you?
Speaker 3:classify this as a sour. That's what they call it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But now is it as sour as we've ever had. It's not a sour. I wouldn't classify it as a sour. I'd classify it as a damn good beer.
Speaker 2:Here's the thing If you were at the brewery, you'd just pound this one after another. Oh, absolutely, yeah, yeah, I'd leave there drunk.
Speaker 3:I'd be stumbling fucking home.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Because they're 6%.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but that is it's going down so easy you just keep.
Speaker 3:that's fucking delicious now I wonder how filling I know that's what I was that's like, okay, what's the carbs? And all that on it.
Speaker 2:I don't even want to know that. Hey, the thing about it is how gassy too, because see how it keeps foaming up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I wonder how gassy it was. Like you're gonna be sitting there burping it all night, all the way home so we gave it perfect 10.
Speaker 2:So here we go. There's the symbol for that, Clink clink, clink clink, clink and we already know it's princess and a keeper, so we're hitting score.
Speaker 3:I hope the next one is just as good, Dude. I just want to slam it so we can get to it.
Speaker 1:That's good.
Speaker 3:But I also want to savor it I also want to savor it. I could see for sure you don't want to drink this lukewarm.
Speaker 2:No, and fresh you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Like you're going to want this cold you had it pretty cold in your drink.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, you're definitely going to want it cold. So, anyways, I'll give a little back history on this, because I actually went to Gatlinburg or I mean, sorry, gettysburg and went to this brewery. Now, just to give you a top up, I had that OG, the Juicy Hazy IPA, okay, which was a 6.9. Yep, that was very good. It was good.
Speaker 3:Well, see, I see that All the Jamba, however you want to pronounce it, are sours. They say sours, but look like the Velvet Berry Kiss. It's a strawberry, red velvet cupcake, heavily fruited sour. Yeah, now the one we're doing. It says pomegranate, peach, white tea, heavily fruited sour. So I mean, everything kind of just gets back to their fruit, and I guess the fruit that they're doing is going to make it sour, whatever. But they do do stouts, they do ipas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they had a real stout black lager and we did. We did another one. I don't remember what it was but I think the uh ogs I really liked. Uh, the other one was a little bit stronger, that number 12, dude.
Speaker 3:I don't even know how you say it Pineapple, tangerine, lime and house soda. Oh man, Heavily fruited though, yeah, All their sours say heavily fruited, but that's what this is.
Speaker 2:That's why the fruit they're good though.
Speaker 3:It's almost like that. You know what it's like a smoothie.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But it's also almost like that. What was that one sour? We had that Jamba or Jamba. No, you brought it something. Oh fuck, it was real thick.
Speaker 1:It had the pulp and chomp chomp, chomp chomp. Yes.
Speaker 3:Very close to that. It was kind of close to that. Yeah, actually, I'd probably prefer this over chomp over. I would. Yeah, absolutely the flavor is better.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, yeah, and it's not, and you're not you're not choosing, you're not chewing berries no, but it's pretty close to the same consistency, yeah, yeah uh, one thing was we did the um. This place, though, just to give you a little history, is that we, we got the wings. The wings were good. We just got an appetizer and we ate the wings. It was very good, but the place was very busy. A lot of people in and out. Okay, the only downsides to that whole area anywhere you go around there, no parking. You're parking on the street.
Speaker 3:That's what you're saying. I remember you telling me that, yeah, yeah. So that was that's Gettysburg. Gettysburg, yeah, cause I hear, I hear my aunt used to live in Philadelphia and she said it's same but it was horrible, yeah it is horrible You're walking a bit, but I mean it was a very nice place, very nice Decorated, nice food was good.
Speaker 2:I could eat more there, but I knew that we were going to probably. There was a couple other breweries I wanted to stop at and I didn't know what their menus were, but I probably would eat here, um no, and after I crab dip soft pretzel that sounds so good I'm hungry, for I would fuck, and we already ate wings. I would tear that up. We had peach. What was it like a spicy peach? Spicy peach wings yeah, yeah, that were delicious. They were delicious, yes.
Speaker 3:Like I was worried that it was going to be a little too sweet. No, but they were spot on. Yeah, they were good, they were good.
Speaker 2:I don't know if we were hungry or whatever, but they were good, so jumping in. Let's hear what's going on in Ricky's world. You know, last week we talked about the concrete being poured about the concrete being poured.
Speaker 3:And it is poured. It's beautiful it came out.
Speaker 1:I am so happy. Like I, I've been pinching myself for the last day and a half.
Speaker 3:Yeah wake up like this isn't your life I'm just waiting for the house to burn down, or something, but I have really nice concrete it'll make it.
Speaker 3:I have a nice walkway up to my burnt down house, because that's just my luck that's his luck, but it does look good it does. Yeah, like the guy did a great job and it really just made the place kind of pop. Yeah, a little bit like we were talking and I wish I kind of would have went down a little further on. But that's more money on the driveway, but whatever it's perfect.
Speaker 1:That's the come.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's the come At least I got. I did the walkway and I have an outdoor kitchen and he did all that. And I did underneath the outdoor kitchen.
Speaker 2:Which originally it was just all gravel.
Speaker 3:Gravel, everything was gravel, and I wanted the walkway for the winter time because I was sick of I'm out there for a week picking gravel out of the yard.
Speaker 2:Because you shoveled it over.
Speaker 3:I had to shovel it over. You ain't got a choice. Now I can just run right down through it and be done. Put a little salt on it. Yeah, a little salt on it.
Speaker 2:But everybody tells me not to put salt on it. Actually, you're not supposed to. You're supposed to use that little white, white pellets or whatever.
Speaker 3:I figure I just got her piss on it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's acid, right there that's worse than, yeah, putting salt now. No, mine's all beer, it's recycled beer.
Speaker 3:Uh, anything else, though going on well as the concrete was getting poured, I decided that would be a perfect time to take a road trip and buy a camper, and I went and bought a camper.
Speaker 2:You went and bought a camper. I went and bought a camper 90-footer.
Speaker 3:No, no, it's a 20-footer. It's very nice, by the way. Yeah, I'm a happy guy, like I'm ecstatic Because you know.
Speaker 2:Rick he's an outdoor guy. Yeah, like I'm, because, if you know, rick he's an outdoor guy. You hear all his recipes I like being outside.
Speaker 3:I like whatever, and I was sick of the fucking pop-up yeah.
Speaker 2:And the main reason about the pop-up Pop-ups are nice, but and they're affordable.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm not knocking a pop-up. Yeah, I just. Last year was a bad camping year for the pop-up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, explain why, Just because of the rain.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. We got rained on every time we used it, and then you're always waiting either to get it dried out or, when you get home, you have an extra two days of opening it up, letting it dry out.
Speaker 1:Extra work.
Speaker 3:Just a bunch of extra work. Yeah, I wanted something I could drop and go. Yeah, you know, set it and forget it.
Speaker 2:That's what I told Ethan when he was getting his. He was looking at a pop-up and I told him exactly what you said, because then when you get home you have to open it all out Bree and if you don't do it, you're going to get that mold and all that and believe me.
Speaker 3:We thought we had it dried out one year, yeah, and we put it away for the winter and we opened it up and the whole fucking one side must have been a little damp and there was just mold all over it, yeah.
Speaker 3:And so we had to find a special cleaner and then we had to sit out there. We were out there for probably six hours just scrubbing everything down Damn, I mean, it all went away and we never had that issue again, right, but then now we are super cautious of making sure it's all fucking dry, Don't get me wrong. For starters, a pop-up is amazing. A little vehicle. A pop-up is amazing. A little vehicle a pop-up is amazing the pull you don't have to worry about Just more work right.
Speaker 3:It's just a little bit more work, yeah, and I'm getting lazy in my old age and I don't want to work that much when.
Speaker 2:I go to enjoy myself. See, now you can establish stuff for this and it stays in it, it stays in it.
Speaker 3:The bed can stay made Yep, when stays in it, it stays in it. The bed can stay made yep, when I'm. When she kicks me out, I can just walk right out there and go to bed, yeah, and be like yep night, I'm sleeping, happy okay when I kick her out. At least she's got someplace to sleep.
Speaker 1:But it actually has a pisser and it has a.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's nice. It took me a long time to look and I kept researching.
Speaker 2:And I could tell you were getting frustrated and I was about ready to call it quits.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what I mean Because they're all. I had a good friend of ours tell me, you know he's been in the camping business, camper business for 50 years. Yeah, and he was like rick. I wish I could tell you a good one to buy. He goes, but they're not out there anymore. Yeah, he's like they're all junk just made.
Speaker 2:Well, this one you got like what you said, like fiberglass outside. I got a fiberglass outside aluminum frame one piece.
Speaker 3:There ain't no seams, stuff like that. It's not your regular, it's not your typical metal camper. Yeah, you know, but I mean even still. I mean the guy even had a problem with it leaking. You know you're still going to have. They're just all junk. Yeah, and think about it. You're doing 70 miles down the road, yeah, bouncing around everything else. They're doing 70 miles down the road, yeah, bouncing around everything else. They're not going to stay perfect. You know what I mean? You got to think about that. I mean your car is fine, but this is a tin box just bouncing down the road, yeah, hitting all them potholes and shifting and everything else.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but I got a hell of a deal. I couldn't pass it up. And yeah, he got it free. I'm a happy camper. I'm a happy camper, happy camper, that's for sure. That's why it was funny. The guy I left, I pulled up Me and him kept forgetting shit, yeah, kind of. And so I pulled out of the guy I bought it and he calls me. I was only like three miles down the road. And he was like Rick, did you swap out the license plate by chance?
Speaker 1:I'm like, oh damn it really Hold on a minute.
Speaker 3:And so I was able to. Luckily, there was a pull-off right there and I had my plate and I just forgot I still had his PA plate on it, and so I had to pull off. I swapped them and then he came down.
Speaker 3:Oh, he met you yeah, he came down and got, so I didn't have to go all the way back to his house pulling that you were right, you know and like when I first pulled out, I stopped real quick because I forgot to hook up the electric I forgot to hook up the lights and everything you know because I was, I'm just excited excited like I want to go Get me out of here Then I had concrete getting poured at the same time.
Speaker 1:You're trying to get back. I'm trying to get back.
Speaker 3:It's already been a long-ass day. We had a two-and-a-half three-hour drive.
Speaker 2:Man, that's a busy week. It was a busy day.
Speaker 3:It was a busy day. I took one vacation and then had to go back to work today and just sit there and think about all the shit that your daydream.
Speaker 2:I want to do yeah All day long.
Speaker 3:I was walking around with just a little chubby all day long Poking out, Sorry guy. Alex accidentally got too close.
Speaker 2:I'm like oh, I didn't mean to hit you Didn't mean to poke you. He was like that's any. I mean how to hit you. Sorry, Didn't mean to poke you. He was like that's any.
Speaker 3:I mean, how do you only yeah, so no, it killed that beer, it go down quick man.
Speaker 2:Oh, you got a little bit. Yeah, oh, it looked like it was. Yeah, I got mine. That's all I got left is what's in this glass, dude? It's fucking good.
Speaker 3:It is, and as it's getting warmer it's not as good like I'm getting. Okay, though it's good. Yeah, it's still good, but it's not that first sip of what like deliciousness the first sip was like.
Speaker 2:It was kind of weird, though, because you, you were like what's going?
Speaker 3:on what's going on here, like now you know what you to expect.
Speaker 2:You're like hey, this, this is no problem, you know right, um my week, though, um nothing really. Um just worked a lot, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2:So you're you're like my week, yeah, my normal, my normal weeks, yeah, normal week last night it stormed, so the damn dog jumped in the bed with me. And I'm like man, he just wants to sit on my head. You know, I'm like I'm trying to sleep and he's like laying on my head ricky yeah, yeah, but uh, so I'll sleep good tonight, yeah yeah, I jumped right up there and started teabagging you like, yeah, how you liking that no?
Speaker 2:one day I was I rolled over and, uh, his ass was right in my face I'm like good lord but uh, yeah, he was a little scared, but nothing, nothing major, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Um cat started tickling your nose so that way you'd lick a little scared. But nothing, nothing major. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Cat started tickling your nose so you'd lick a little bit. I was like why is it so hairy, honey? I?
Speaker 2:thought you shaved. Why does it taste like?
Speaker 1:ass Like dog shit.
Speaker 2:No, no, it was pretty good, you know. You know, just getting back from the full week of being gone, and then that week went fast and and then right, yeah, you run back and you know didn't get much done. We scrubbed the house. You know what I mean. Trying to prep.
Speaker 3:You almost need a vacation after your vacation. You got so much work to do after you get back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, put stuff away, I still have my bag. I was talking to e-m. He's like, yeah, packing is a lot easier than unpacking. I said, no, I think unpacking would be easier. He's like, dad, I still got my suitcase and then now I still have my suitcase with stuff, right, I took dirties out of it, you know, and everything like that.
Speaker 3:But I'm like I'll get the rest later. I didn't wear them. I don't need my swim trunks right now.
Speaker 1:I didn't wear them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, absolutely so. Yeah, I'm like hey, forget that. But other than that I haven't really done much, nothing that people want to learn. You know what I did? Went in the week, went home from work.
Speaker 3:Isn't that my weekly story? Yeah, same old bullshit, dude.
Speaker 2:Same old bullshit. And at least you're off tomorrow. I mean I'm looking forward to getting to the weekend. You know Big plans.
Speaker 1:I got gotta do a lot of running around.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, everything transfer it over and I get to put my outdoor, start putting my outdoor kitchen back and do all that, and so I'm excited about that yeah, and then you get to, and then you start to see it come to start coming together and rearranging a little bit and just you know, seeing how I want to put things again, and yeah, just it's a game changer.
Speaker 2:With that concrete in there, it's like, yeah, it's a game changer, for sure now I didn't get to talk too much about my um galveston I mean galveston, I keep saying galveston um gettysburg trip, but yeah, it was. It was really nice. Now I knew I do have another beer that will probably god bless you, we'll probably do um a week or so from now, but I'll talk about that. But this brew is nice.
Speaker 2:One thing about gettysburg it was nice there wasn't very many people because it was cold, right, and the guy I was traveling with, he, he didn't really know a lot about uh, the um, you know the whole um, I'm gonna say so the history and history of it and everything, and one thing he was shocked about it was how big of an area it took and now gettysburg is beautiful and the history there and it's amazing and the amount of um uh memorials and the history, the signs, and they tell you how the battlefield was. He was really impressed with that and everything see, I've never been there.
Speaker 3:I would love to go. I think you would.
Speaker 2:I would love to go, yeah that that was actually my um second, third time and you said what, it's only like a four hour, right, yeah, it's about five, five, but going now, I mean we stayed at the local. It was a little. The hotel itself was older, which was like, okay, but it was very clean. So I was like, man, it's very clean, but it was nice. But they had everything.
Speaker 2:They had this little building that was called uh, it was like it was made like a little um breftis hut or breftis house and you went in there and they had breftis in there and then right next to it looked like an old cave and it was actually a saloon. Really, yeah, you went in there, it was like a saloon, but we didn't go in there because I didn't know. It was there first of all, right, but yeah, it was pretty cool, but it looked like a rock and you were going into a, a cave, like a gold mine huh, I might have to get that name, the name of yeah, I'll hook, I'll let you know, but it was cool.
Speaker 2:But they had a pool, they had this, but anyways, overall, I mean just if you ever get to chance so am I.
Speaker 3:I might be wrong, but gettysburg, was that the first, first one? Uh, capital or no?
Speaker 2:um no, the reason that the I know there i—I know— it was the Civil.
Speaker 3:War, it was a big battle, it was a huge—yeah so what it was is the South was coming up.
Speaker 2:This is a quick story. The South was coming up. They came through Chambers—what is it? Chambersburg or Harrisburg? Harrisburg, yeah, I think it was Harrisburg, harrisburg or anyways. They came and they burnt that city all but the. I don't know if it was Chambersburg or Harrisburg or something. Anyways, they burnt that city down, except for the church. And the reason they burnt it down is because the people there were making shoes, if I'm not mistaken, for the Union Army.
Speaker 2:So they burnt the city down, and then they were on their way to the capital or the northern capital Right yeah, but it's not Gettysburg, but that is no, so gettysburg was the big battle between the north and south. Yeah, and that was the. Some people say the the what changed that? Yeah, because if the union didn't stop the confederate from going through there, they would have marched right on to the capital and that'd be a whole different thing. But they were able to I knew there was.
Speaker 3:I know there's a huge there's a lot. There's so much, so much uh yeah, yeah even philadelphia has a lot all right yeah, it's a lot of history and I'm not a hit.
Speaker 2:I'm not a big history buff guy.
Speaker 3:Knows every little detail I don't know every little detail, but I like to see it. Yeah, you would I.
Speaker 2:I think you would be amazed how big it is, because you can do an auto tour around like in your car Okay, it's that big, wow. And you're all the way through the town up and down. And now you can pull over the little spots and you can read the signs and they give you an example of what was going on there. I mean the amount of statues they had which described like this was the New York Army, this was the Pennsylvania Army, and they show you exactly where they were when they were fighting. And then they show you the south, where they were fighting, so it's really interesting. And then they have cannons and stuff and show you all the cannons and they actually have fighting. So it's really interesting. And then they have cannons and stuff and show you all the cannons and they actually have it where it's pointing. Then they even have the little um houses where, like, the generals were, and stuff like that and then the medical people, the farmhouses and stuff.
Speaker 3:So is it a big park that? They have all huge, they have it all fenced off whatever it's like size of this town that's awesome. Yeah, that's awesome that they did.
Speaker 2:It's not yeah, it is. And then you got these towers. You can go up and then see over the whole thing and they got maps and show you where the different things are, everything, and then you can start to, because you heard of probably a big round, top little round top.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what about yeah?
Speaker 2:and then it's interesting to see that. So I always I I even told that guy I said, hey, you should really go home and watch a like a documentary on it, and they have so many different things on it right in gettysburg yeah and then you get to understand it, and I would suggest that before going there, then you can start to connect right and connect yeah, this and that, but anyways, it was really interesting.
Speaker 2:I just want to say that. But there's a lot of good food places around there and there was a lot of good breweries. We went to this one food place, right, it was across the street from this hotel and we went in there seven minutes. They were going to quit the grill, right. So I was like shit, so we didn't eat. And I was like, well, we would like to order food as long as they don't spit in it. Right, kind of smirked at me a little bit, he goes you got seven minutes. I said okay. So the guy came over there. Bam, I ordered a hamburger. The other guy ordered a hamburger. Dude, we were done eating in uh 20 after. We already got our food, sat everything Eight and everything 20 after. So it was 9.20 and they said we closed the bar at 10. But they done already had all the seats up and everything. There was no one.
Speaker 3:So they were already on their way out. There was no one in there. So there was like seven people, so they definitely spit on it. Yeah, they at least licked the lettuce. I thought that was mayonnaise. They at least licked the lettuce. Yeah, I thought that.
Speaker 2:Here you go, that fucker. I thought it was, but it was a good hamburger.
Speaker 3:It was probably one of the best hamburgers I had in a while. The meat was good, you know it had a little extra sauce on it yeah, mayonnaise right.
Speaker 2:Anyways, it was just amazing how fast, how quick, and then they're all eyeballing us through the tables.
Speaker 1:You can see with all the chair legs up. They're all seven. They're sitting motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:and then, uh, I ordered some root beer from there, because me and ethan had a root beer a long time ago when we were. He was a kid and I got some and I'm like I'm just waiting for my root. Oh, get it out of the cooler, get the fuck you All, right, all right. All right so, but yeah, it was all good, but 20 after, so 27 minutes, we got our food ate and paid and out. Wow.
Speaker 3:I mean, and then, yeah, but you said it was one of the best breweries you've ever had. It was a very bad, so it was called Appalachian Brewery Company or something.
Speaker 2:We didn't really try any beer there or anything, we just ate it. Yeah, oh, yeah. Anyways, we're going to take a quick break and then get another ice cold one from the same brewery and we'll be right back so so welcome back. I hope you got a nice ice cold one, like howdy howdy howdy we are doing this strawberry peanut brittle. I'm curious about this one I'm gonna make. I'm worried about this one you are, just because it's the can is so close to the other one.
Speaker 3:They're almost identical. They're just slightly different color, but like we were talking, so the jahamba is always a sour. Yeah, it's just a bunch of different flavors, so this is another sour Damn, supposedly.
Speaker 2:Damn, it tastes good. I need a napkin. Oh, you get that peanut butter. Oh, wow, I was wondering how that was gonna play it's what I was worried about, like I was kind of wondering how it was all gonna play together wow that's different. I just took a little bit and I don't know, man, that brittle, that peanut butter brittle on the back end of it.
Speaker 3:It's on spot yeah it is, it really is. I opened it and it splattered. How the hell do they do this? I don't know Like I mean, this is I'm almost the 10 again.
Speaker 2:I think I like this one over the other one. I'm about ready to go there tomorrow. I'm sad I didn't try these. I tried all the others, but I didn't try these. Right, I just bought these. Man, I'm glad I got this one because I was hitting you guys up.
Speaker 3:I was like yeah, and of course I seen the peach. I was like yeah, but the peach was very good, it was good we gave it a 10. Now it's as thick.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:It's just as thick. It's just as thick and just as creamy.
Speaker 2:It is very creamy. Yeah, it's not as gritty. No, it's creamier, but it's good. Dude, it is Now out of the two. What you're going to. I don't know yet.
Speaker 3:It now out of the two. What you're going to, I don't know yet. It's hard, it's really hard, and I'm not a huge strawberry fan, but like this is legit strawberry and it tastes like this is you know what I mean? This is just like it was legit peach, like it wasn't the car artificial fucking bullshit damn, they're hitting on all cylinders with this. They are yeah, they are. Yeah, man, this is. Uh, I mean, I'll tell you right now, it's another keeper. Yeah, I keep it.
Speaker 2:I keep it all I almost want to go and buy it again yeah can we order? This can we, yeah, can we take a trip, you know?
Speaker 3:even if I gotta get a po box across those lake here just because it won't ship out of state oh, yeah, ah that's good.
Speaker 2:Hey, I got something I want to tell you, though. You know, me and my wife have a secret to keeping our marriage lasting. Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, we drink nice wine, we eat good food, we enjoy the companionship. She goes on Tuesdays and I go on Fridays.
Speaker 3:It's about the truth.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's about the truth.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and one one thing that I I read this was funny is that remember about 20 years ago when we got new cell phones, right, okay, we would go online and we would pay money to get a music tune downloaded yeah, yeah, ringtone, right, yeah, you would pay money, whatever, yeah yeah so we'd spend money now for, like the last five years, I stay on silent that's the truth like it is. Yeah, I mean no one's paying for that.
Speaker 3:I'll keep my phone, I'll keep that on silent, like, but I like hate everything else. Yeah, like I don't want to time every fucking time. Yeah, yeah, it ain't happening. And actually I don't even know when my phone changed, so I must have had an update or whatever. Yeah, and my phone doesn't even light up anymore, it stays dark. It just stays dark, like if I get a text message, it won't even light up to let me know that. But my watch goes off. Oh, your watch. Yeah, you know what I mean, but I even tried looking in the settings. I your watch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what I mean, but like I like I even tried looking in the settings I'm like where the fuck is, but I don't want the ding every time you don't want the light at night, you're right, yeah, yeah. So I like, I like, I don't, whatever, I don't yeah so cat's phone to go off at night, like just even last night. I was sitting there and she's got that ringtone that goes you know that's all I am for me.
Speaker 2:Sorry, put text in her about 10 o'clock. Let me go to bed, I'm gonna cut you off dick pics? A dick pic that's why she says she never wants to look at him like I might answer that again.
Speaker 2:Yeah why is it so tiny? Yeah, I was telling someone today that, um, I seen a shirt that they're advertising. It says my wife beats me, you know, and I thought, oh damn, I need to get that shirt. But there was another one. We went to a bar, was on the. Uh, you were some I think you might have been with me where the guy had something about his penis being small. Who was with me? The guy had a shirt on wait.
Speaker 3:No, it wasn't a video that we watched. No, it was we were doing.
Speaker 2:Um, uh, we're down, at all them bars and the guy was sitting in that were doing um uh, we were down at all them bars and the guy was sitting in that bar and he had a shirt when we went down, for St Paddy's Day, and it said something about his penis being small, yeah, yeah, what the hell was it though?
Speaker 3:I don't know, it was funny as shit it was funny as hell. Yeah, he even turned around and put his arms up. He was like yeah or drink.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was like, I drink. Ah, what the?
Speaker 3:fuck was I remember that? Yeah, I do remember. Yeah, it was something penis. Yeah, he's like my penis is small, but I got I forget what the hell it was. Yeah, it was funny as shit, and then you.
Speaker 2:I remember you making a comment like dude, I want that fucking shirt. Like yeah, it was pretty funny.
Speaker 3:I was trying to remember who was with yeah, it was? Yeah, we were down there at saint pattydy's, st Daddy's Day. Do you know why cows wear bells?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:Because their horns don't work. That's a dad joke, but that's a good one, it's funny. Yeah, that's funny, that was cute. We don't have the eggs, we don't have the.
Speaker 1:Hey beer wings. You don't have to mark that one out.
Speaker 3:You don't have to mark it out, yeah.
Speaker 2:Two minutes and 35 seconds.
Speaker 3:No, do you know why they don't have pharmacies in Africa? No, this one's going down. No, I know I don't. I don't want to even ask, because you can't take a pill on an empty stomach.
Speaker 2:That ain't right that ain't right.
Speaker 3:And you know what always confuses me? Their stomachs are so big. But that's a disease, right? Yeah?
Speaker 2:that's a bloatedness, yeah, but it's from lack of nutrition, right? Do you know what burger king and priest have in common?
Speaker 3:oh, I like these ones. Why you do it I? They both give their meat to 10-year-old boys.
Speaker 2:We're probably going to go to hell for them. But anyways, this peanut brittle is amazing. Dude, their beers are great. I actually enjoy the peanut butter flavor on this.
Speaker 3:It's a brittle. It doesn't taste like peanut butter. It's not like you're. You know what I mean. Like most of our peanut butters is more of the peanut butter, but you can actually taste the brittle the actual peanut butter brittle and I feel like I'm eating a dessert.
Speaker 2:Yeah absolutely. Yep, ah, this one 10 for me.
Speaker 3:And are we tense? Yeah, we'll go tense, I'll go tense, this is good, I'll go tens.
Speaker 2:I'll go tens. This is good man. I'll go tens Now out of it. I don't know which one I would prove I don't know what I like best.
Speaker 3:I personally, I don't know. I'm a peach guy, but that peanut bro Dude. This is so good man, holy cow, just the back end of it how it just comes out. Yeah, it's strawberry.
Speaker 2:and then it's like oh, did I just eat, fucking peanut butter somewhere.
Speaker 3:Where's that like do?
Speaker 2:you not crave it more kind of yeah, yeah, yeah, it's amazing, it is amazing.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's uh.
Speaker 2:They're doing a spectacular I don't think we ever did a brewery back-to-back tens times. No, no, no, no, I don't believe. So I don't either, nope, no. And I did do their other beers, which were good, but man, I think if I would go there I would just hit every Jamba one. They call it Jamba yeah.
Speaker 3:Every sour day. I would probably just stay there until I tried every single beer they had, and then, and then back around and then go.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's go back to yeah, whatever, because I'd like to try. You said their hazies was the hazy. Hazy was good. I forgot what it's like yo geez or whatever. Oh yeah, it was good but the guy, the guy I travel with, I offered him the extra cans, you know, and he's like no, no, I'm good, you'm good you know damn he's going to be regretting it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fuck him, ethan.
Speaker 2:you know he was like I'm not a big sour guy but they're not sour.
Speaker 1:They're not. They call them sour, so they are not sours at all, and you know what they're not even.
Speaker 3:No, they're not at all Like. I'm kind of wondering on how I'm going to feel tomorrow. Just because of the sugar content of it. Yeah, maybe I should check my. But people have to understand that we've had a couple beers. We've tried a couple different beers when we it's overall yeah. Like when we say, now, granted, it's our taste, yes, and it's the developed version. We've even had friends, yeah, and we're like dude, just try it.
Speaker 2:I don't like that I don't like the lick ass I don't like to do that one.
Speaker 3:I only take it two inches, whatever.
Speaker 2:Just the knuckle.
Speaker 3:Just the knuckle, just to the first knuckle. It's not gay. But then when we give him the beer, he's like oh my god, I'll gobble this up yeah, you know, give me more, give me more yeah, yeah and just glug it on it.
Speaker 2:You know, yeah, it's amazing how much you sound just like I've heard, I've heard him do it a lot of times. That's funny uh, I, I'm just enjoying this and we already gave double, double tens. That's this.
Speaker 3:Is that our glass down there, and no, it looks like yeah, that little logo right there on that glass, but but that's the brew.
Speaker 2:That's the brew. Yeah, I'm actually was happy that I was able to get some decals out of there yeah no they got, they're cool too. Now this was a little pricey, though remember I was telling you it was a little 20 bucks a four pack or a little more, maybe 25, yeah, around 25, a four pack yeah, but I would buy it.
Speaker 3:I would buy it. I would.
Speaker 2:If I went there, I'd be coming home with it, for sure yeah and then the fact that they collaborated last week with our last and that was a sour fruit one, wasn't it, or something I can't remember. Yeah, I believe so. Yeah.
Speaker 3:It was just a week ago. I know people ask me all the time Like what'd you do? I'm like dude, I don't.
Speaker 2:I lick some ass, I, I don't know dude, it just all blends together.
Speaker 3:Every show literally blends together.
Speaker 2:I think this one will set out yes, because it's so unique and very good.
Speaker 3:So good I mean, I'm enjoying it, because the good ones do stick out.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That was good. That's good beer.
Speaker 2:And then, oh, yeah, about 22. That's the kiss. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, yep, that was good, yep, that's good beer, yeah, you hear. And then what? Oh, yeah, oh yeah, about 22 oh, that's the kiss. Yeah, you throw a little tax money on there. There's the chomp on it's 22 plus a little tax yeah, they're all about 20, they're all about 22, yep yeah, yeah, before tax, and you get, uh, four, 12,. These aren't 12. Eight six wait six, eight ounce 12, eight, a four pack 20.
Speaker 2:It doesn't make sense because these are 16 ounces.
Speaker 3:Why do they say 12, eight?
Speaker 2:ounce four pack. No, they're saying an eight ounce pour six box.
Speaker 3:Oh, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah they were all good though I'd. I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, they were all good though. I'd do it again, maybe a road trip. Well, the thing about it is is, if we ever go to Gettysburg because you haven't been there, we do a little tour, we stay the night, we do this brewery Head back home. Yeah, we get a hamburger over there at the joint. Yeah yeah, yep Day trip, two days Long trip. We could take a camper.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:Park it right in the middle of Gettysburg, parking a lot Just right in the middle of the fucking park Right in the Just set it up there you go.
Speaker 2:I'm sure they got a camper parking there, though.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's big. Well, yeah, but it would be federal too, wasn't it? Yeah, they don't have it. No, they're not going to let people camp there.
Speaker 2:No, you don't think no.
Speaker 3:I'm sure on the outskirts I'm sure they have little campgrounds and shit like that, but you ain't camping on a battleground, no.
Speaker 2:I didn't see it anywhere.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, you're not, because they're not going to let people destroy it. It's probably bad enough. Just visitors wanting to you know what I mean doing stupid shit, throwing their cans around.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you, it was so clean.
Speaker 3:Well, I'm sure, but they probably have people walking.
Speaker 2:They close that. Yeah, you can walk trail and drive trail. Okay, and they close that dusk.
Speaker 3:Well, I'm saying, they got people cleaning. Yeah, you know what I mean they're not going to let people just sit there and fucking party and whatever.
Speaker 2:I like how it says, on untapped by the rich, nutty sweetness of peanut brittle. So on spot.
Speaker 3:So on spot.
Speaker 2:And.
Speaker 3:I like how they tell you that it's lactose free because it tastes milky. Yeah, it tastes creamy. Yeah, they got to let you know.
Speaker 1:It is very creamy, it's very creamy Yep.
Speaker 3:I mean, whatever guy is fucking spitting this out, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Women are lining up for this shit.
Speaker 3:Even guys, probably, yeah dude, I was like holy shit. No, I'll take a shot of that, hey tonight.
Speaker 2:Let's do at least a couple of these. Let's do a couple of Ricky's bad choices, choices in life, everything. Have you ever been drawn on while you were passed out?
Speaker 3:My brother has. I know I was part of that marker. You were yeah.
Speaker 2:And I'm trying to think.
Speaker 3:I did wake up with makeup one time Makeup. Oh, someone put that down. Yeah, they like drew me all up but then. But I kind of had to go in and take a piss and figure it out. Now we did it to a buddy of ours who didn't figure it out and we let him go to Perkins In the morning.
Speaker 1:And he had shit all over him.
Speaker 3:He had full fucking lipstick like we made the Joker face on him. Fucking black or blue eyeshadow. We let him go the whole time. Now, your brother, he sweated in them sheets, that was. I felt bad for his wife Because of the sheets. Because, they were brand new. Like Egyptian, 3,000 count fucking sheets Million count yeah whatever, and I mean that's what she said they were probably only like two count, two bucks. They were two count sheets. But you guys wrote all over his ass oh dude.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we wrote all kinds of shit on it because he sleeps naked, yeah. And our neighbor found a pet marker and we were just like oh and yeah and his buddy was up from Oklahoma or wherever.
Speaker 2:He's from yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so we took pictures of us naked by him and wrote I entered here that's what ruined his.
Speaker 2:She was sweating it out.
Speaker 3:Even the girls came in and were like all we could hear outside. They were all outside, it was just us and they're just laughing our ass.
Speaker 2:It was a good time I, uh, I have never been drawn on or makeup.
Speaker 3:I think I had makeup Makeup yeah.
Speaker 2:Did you ever lose your virginity before your 16th birthday?
Speaker 3:I have to think yes. So let me tell you yeah, I would say so, not in your hand. No, no, no say so, not your hand. No, no, no, no. So I lost my virginity. We're getting serious To a ET Mentally.
Speaker 1:No, don't even Mentally handicapped. You know he's lying, yeah.
Speaker 3:Just because I wanted my first time to be special.
Speaker 1:I knew he was going Sorry, a smirky hat on his face. He couldn't even say it straight. She was special. I was your.
Speaker 2:ET doll in the corner with the little hole in it.
Speaker 3:Don't fucking get too close to it. You'll get pregnant.
Speaker 1:It's got a vial up there that I've saved.
Speaker 3:That was my.
Speaker 1:Over the years. No, that was my Over the years.
Speaker 3:No, that's my special, like that's my top DNA.
Speaker 1:Yeah, preserved, yeah, preserved. Tastes like this drink right here, right. That's like 10 years old dude, that's potent shit. Right there 10 years.
Speaker 3:What like?
Speaker 1:50? No.
Speaker 3:I'm saying 10-year-old me. I preserved it.
Speaker 1:It's full too. It's overflowing.
Speaker 3:That's my special sperm there. That'll be a special Ricky.
Speaker 1:That's terrible. What is it?
Speaker 3:Think of how many billies you threw away though garbage a lot and I kept mine.
Speaker 1:Why is it so bad?
Speaker 3:I ain't throwing my shit away that's big money right there don't pick up that sock some lady's gonna be like you know you're a good looking guy. I'd love to have your kid, but I don't want to have sex with that. But don't you worry here you go. Here's your solution One million dollars for this test tube right here. One million, one million dollars.
Speaker 2:Can't get you for child support though.
Speaker 3:Hey, that's a dollar for every little fucking egg.
Speaker 2:Because there's probably 10 million in there bitch.
Speaker 3:It's a penny a piece. It's a penny a piece. I guarantee you you're going to get pregnant, You're going to have quadruplets.
Speaker 2:That's scary. So I mean, this was a good day. It's amazing, dude.
Speaker 3:Yeah, these were amazing beers. Yes, I appreciate you bringing them back for us. Yeah, I'm happy that I brought them back for us. Yeah, I, I'm in. Yeah, yeah, I brought them back.
Speaker 2:Yep, absolutely, I was a little scared. There were so many choices, though, when I text you which one I should bring back, it was a hard decision I'm glad you kind of went to the same.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you kept it that jahamba or whatever, the both sours ish, that's what they call them. Yeah, I don't. I don't think every either of them are sour they.
Speaker 2:They don't taste sour, no, they're more fruity. They're fruity, they're very fruity and very good, this one with the peanut brittle man.
Speaker 3:But they are a little filling though. They're filling and they're thick.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and they're gassy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're definitely a little so you want to do at the end of the day here. And then, yeah, there's this one the end of the day. We did the peach pomegranate frost. All right, it was very thick, very frosty, but tens all the way. Oh yeah, I mean, it's so good. I mean, if you don't like a really thick beer, then you probably aren't gonna like it. You'll. You'll at least be like holy shit. The flavor is good, but it's a texture.
Speaker 2:It's a texture thing too, right, right.
Speaker 3:And then the other one was the strawberry peanut brittle and the strawberry and the brittle on the back end of it is amazing.
Speaker 2:Because when you first start drinking, you get strawberry. You get strawberry Like almost a strawberry shake. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. And then, as you like, wait a second Boom, and then they're like I didn't eat brittle. Where the fuck did the brittle come from?
Speaker 1:I'm kind of hungry for brittle right.
Speaker 3:Now I want peanut brittle yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, okay, now I want peanut butter, yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, okay, without the crunch, Without the crunch, and yeah, saves your teeth, it's not sticking in your teeth. And so they're both tens in my book. They really are in both of our books.
Speaker 2:And that's amazing, to have a double ten. I'm just yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're back to back, they're great and this was found. Four scores.
Speaker 2:Four scores, four Scores Brewing Company. Four Scores Brewing Company Four Skin Brewing Company. Four.
Speaker 3:Skin. Yeah, that's what it was made out of. Now that I look at that little hat sticker, I mean if I'd put a top hat on my penis. I'd be like Four Skin, oh dude that's something I wanted to bring up real quick.
Speaker 3:Just real quick, I seen this and I'm not trying to steal anything, but it's fucking hilarious. What's that? I seen this comedian I don't even know the guy's name, it was a tick tock, whatever, yeah and he was like yeah, I was just thinking the other day he goes how come no dildos? Or how come all dildos are circumcised?
Speaker 1:Yeah come.
Speaker 3:All dildos are circumcised, yeah, and if you think about that, like yeah, okay, I guess, like I don't know, and but you know, the other guy was like why the fuck would you be thinking that? But then, then my head was like why are they all fucking? Like, how come there isn't like a little fucking skin?
Speaker 2:a little lamb skin, that fucking hanging over fucking looking like a dead finger fucking hanging off the end of their dick or whatever, because if you don't clean it out, right yeah but yeah, but that's on her.
Speaker 3:But you know why don't? Why don't they have them for uh practice for younger girls? Yeah, you know in case they ever do go to Europe. Most Americans are. Most Europeans aren't.
Speaker 2:Which one's more appealing to the eye.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 1:You tell me, Bill I don't know which one's more appealing to you Pull down your pants. That's a knob.
Speaker 3:That's a knob, and here's a that's a knob.
Speaker 2:And here's a. I like mom better.
Speaker 3:I'm very happy my mom did that to me.
Speaker 1:I mean, I wasn't happy how she did it to me. But you don't remember, you're a kid.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, no, that's why they say they do it at such a young age. Yeah, yeah, I would hate to be Isn jewish. Like they wait till they're older to like older and like they make a big party out of it we're gonna cut your shit and they don't even put you on dude.
Speaker 2:It's like a pipe cutter just fucking roll it around there and just clean off the head. Yeah no, and the skin will grow back.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh man, oh yeah. I know somebody like like they fucked it up yeah, and now he has to. He has to take a fucking metal rod. Oh man, like once a month he has different sizes. Oh yeah, he has to run it down his pee hole, oh really.
Speaker 1:To open it up.
Speaker 3:To open it up because it grows over his body, heals so quickly he's almost like Superman.
Speaker 2:So once a month he has to shove these tubes down his penis To open up or he fucking sprays everywhere.
Speaker 3:It's like a fucking fire sprinkler.
Speaker 2:That's why, when you go to the bathroom, you see shit all over the floor.
Speaker 3:Well, he has to sit down, he has to sit down, he has to sit down to pee Really yeah.
Speaker 2:Damn. I'm glad I don't have that. They can't fix that.
Speaker 3:He's already had two different surgeries and it still fucking just keeps growing. So he has to sit there and run a fucking pipe down his pee hole and they're razor sharp. He has different fucking sizes and he cuts it. And he fucking has to cut it and put it down, your fucking pee hole.
Speaker 2:He's so used to doing it. Oh, my feet are hurting from that shit. My feet are hurting.
Speaker 3:Dude, wouldn't that suck? That hurts so bad. I don't know, dude, I'd be like either fucking. Why can't you just cut the tip off and fucking put a? Prosthetic or something in her now. You know, these days you would think you'd be just fucking put a permanent straw in it or something you know what I mean instead of having to sit there and fucking go through that everything.
Speaker 3:I'll tell you what. Don't get in a fight with that dude what there is no pain. Oh, that is gonna ever fucking mount to what he goes through on a weekly fucking basis. Dude, you punching me in the face I stick something on my dick every day. Come here, motherfucker that's razor shop.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Bug dad, I'd be running, I'd be fucking yeah, peace. I'd just tell that guy good luck, see ya, I'd walk away.
Speaker 2:Ow, he's shoving tubes up my penis.
Speaker 1:Now you like it, motherfucker.
Speaker 3:He'd kill him like fucking Jason. Feel my pain, feel my pain, bitch.
Speaker 2:Okay, which is another reason to drink.
Speaker 3:Dude, I had a great week yeah.
Speaker 1:It is been a good week I've had a good week for me. Yeah, just life, just life, living high on the hog, that is good. Good week for me. I've had a good week for me, yeah.
Speaker 3:So just life, just life, living high on the hog, that is good.
Speaker 2:My week is good. Glad I'm home, glad I got these great beers.
Speaker 1:Yep, me too I had a good week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, anyways, any last thoughts Don't drink and drive and God bless you, see you next week, peace.
Speaker 1:Thank you.