Another Reason to Drink
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Another Reason to Drink
Turning Back Time: How Two Friends Fight Aging One Beer at a Time
When a two-week illness hiatus brings two beer enthusiasts back together, the conversation flows as smoothly as their first pour—Ellicottville's French Connection barrel-aged beer. This cabernet-influenced brew creates the perfect backdrop for Rick's revelation about his fitness journey as he approaches his 50th birthday.
"I'm turning 50-ish and it's been bothering me a little bit," Rick admits, before sharing his impressive 11-pound weight loss through intermittent fasting and daily workouts. It's a refreshingly honest moment that showcases how craft beer lovers can balance their passion with health-conscious choices. The conversation weaves through illness recovery, workout routines, and the realization that feeling young at heart doesn't always match what happens when you bend down to tie your shoes.
The tasting journey continues with Hoof Hearted's Flavor Mania, a complex brunch sour brewed with blueberries, blackberries, cherries, vanilla, almonds, and maple syrup. Both hosts are pleasantly surprised by its drinkability, awarding it a solid 9/10 and recommending it as an excellent introduction for sour beer newcomers. Between sips, they share awkward bar encounters, embarrassing moments, and anticipation for upcoming spring activities—creating that familiar feeling of eavesdropping on two friends catching up over drinks.
Whether you're curious about barrel-aged beers with wine influences, navigating fitness while maintaining your beer hobby, or simply enjoy authentic conversations that don't shy away from life's uncomfortable moments, this episode delivers with the unfiltered honesty that keeps listeners coming back. Pour yourself something interesting and join us for another reason to drink!
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Thank you welcome back to another great show of another reason to drink. No, wait a minute now. Wait a minute now, let's go welcome back.
Speaker 1:Here we are, guys. It's weeks Fuck.
Speaker 2:I was trying to do it sexy. I know, I know it wasn't working.
Speaker 1:I had to get in there. I had a cold.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Everybody was like get ready to shut it off. No, yeah, we're back. Come on as long as you hit a like before you go.
Speaker 1:It's been two weeks. Billy had the hiv and got over it, and we're all good, beat me up a little bit.
Speaker 2:That's why I'm dark-voiced today. I don't want to strain myself. Why do you got to be like that? I'm going to apologize already if I cough. Yeah you should. Yeah, anyways, I'm not going to do that in your guys' voices. Anyways, this is Another Reason to Drink, and I'm your hostess with the mostess, and I'm.
Speaker 1:Rick. Yep, I'm Rick. I'm here, I've been waiting for this for two weeks and I have nothing.
Speaker 2:He's been drinking. I've just been waiting for a beer, waiting for a beer for two weeks?
Speaker 1:God damn it here.
Speaker 2:So when we tell them what have you done? Nothing, I drank beer.
Speaker 1:I didn't drink beer. No, wait a minute.
Speaker 2:I didn't drink beer and now I'm drinking beer. So to do? We've done them a lot so yes, we have I had never seen this one. No, it's a french connection and it's a barrel age, and it's a barrel age in a cabernet barrel, so it's going to be wine based it's wine based. I thought it looked interesting and you know, I think the thing's cool about is, you know, the whole uh what's the thing going down in uh new orleans?
Speaker 1:I can't think of it monogra, my girl so, and it has. What are they?
Speaker 2:things called the little french little.
Speaker 1:What is that?
Speaker 2:it's like the, I'm on it, I'm on there. So what are they? I, I don't know cat's gonna kill me, because she knows these she.
Speaker 1:This is one of her favorite symbols, anyways.
Speaker 2:Um so, anyways, we're going to do this because she knows these. This is one of her favorite symbols. Anyways, we're going to do this. It's 7.5,. By the way, for the second half of the show, we're going to do a surprise. Rick's got there.
Speaker 1:We are going to do a Belflavor Mania, flavormania 2005. Belflavor Mania Out of Hoofhearted. It's from Ville Flavor. Flavor Mania Out of Hoof Hearted. It's from Hoof Hearted Brewery. I don't know if we've done a Hoof Hearted. I don't think we have. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2:We've done. We might have to Google it.
Speaker 1:People. You guys got to understand. We're a thousand beers in. We're not real sure if we've done this. We might have hit the brewery before, but we've definitely never done this one. And this is a sour yeah, and I'm looking forward to that. It's a brunch sour brewed with blueberries, blackberries, cherries, vanilla, almonds and maple syrup. Sounds like dessert, so it does sound like dessert. Almonds and maple syrup sounds like dessert, so it does sound like dessert. So it's either going to be semi-sweet with a huge bite I think it's going to have a huge bite just because of the berries yeah, because that's what normally.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 2:I mean, that's what makes it kind of and the funny thing is I was getting my beard trim this um last couple days ago and I was talking to him and I was saying I think we got some sours because they were asking about the show, what we're going to do and everything. And I was talking about the sours and it's, it's amazing the opinions of people on sours and I I agree there, you know are like more negative, but originally I was too, but we both were correct, but now I'm a sour, I wouldn't say lover, I like them all I'm not an advocate of them but I will drink, but I will drink them and I will try them yeah I will definitely try them, and a lot of them.
Speaker 1:I'm like you know what this is good this ain't bad yeah like I'm not gonna sit there and drink 12 of them. Yes, you know what I mean. But I like it's a definitely a good moderate drinker. Yeah, I could see being a big sour guy, you know what I mean. Like, just like I'm just having this one beer oh, and this is good, this is good.
Speaker 2:There are some that are bad out there, I agree absolutely I don't like it yeah, and then another person brought up, which I see I hear a lot of people say this they're not big stout fans stouts unique.
Speaker 1:Well, there's st. I see I hear a lot of people say this. They're not big Stout fans, Stout's unique. Well, there's Stouts, there's Porters, A lot of people aren't Porter fans.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:It's a good thing we're alcoholics and we just like them all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, as long as it has alcohol in it, right? If?
Speaker 1:it has alcohol in it. We're going to try it, it can be.
Speaker 2:What is no Low hysteria, no.
Speaker 1:I just Peroxide. It's got 3% or good.
Speaker 2:That's what he's been doing for the last week.
Speaker 1:That's all I've been doing, yeah.
Speaker 2:So when he said he wasn't doing beer, but I'm going straight to the hard shit Just rubbing alcohol, yeah. There's none here.
Speaker 1:Just rubbing alcohol. Let's give this it smells a little chocolatey, but I'm curious, so it doesn't have a chocolate flavor, though. Is this a porter? Is this a?
Speaker 2:what? What is that called?
Speaker 1:s-a-i-s-o-n say on ceylon.
Speaker 2:I don't know, but it isn't bad. It's got it like a. It definitely has a great flavor. I would give it that.
Speaker 1:Well, it's coming out of that cabaret barrel. It's not bad, no.
Speaker 2:No, it's not bad at all. It almost tastes like grape juice. I know a little bit, but no, once you get a couple sips in, though it does, it gets a little stronger, it does change. Yeah, the first sip I was the same way, but after a couple you're like I feel like I should be sticking my tongue out and getting Jesus put on my tongue, the body of Christ.
Speaker 1:Or was that a priest? Hold on Nasty.
Speaker 2:He's a nasty freak, stupid, stupid grown-up churches they only like you if you're a little boy, oh no. So anyways, what's been going on in your life this past week or two?
Speaker 1:um, not a lot, but a whole lot. There's just all kinds of shit going on, you know. I mean, like I do want to say that dude, that little bit of nice weather that we had, yeah, you got a taste. Oh, my god, we got a taste. Oh, I got a taste I just got it. I was sitting on the porch just having a beer. I'm like, oh, you just got a little, just yeah, yeah yeah it's coming. We're on the back end anyways you know it's where we like to be.
Speaker 1:It was nice, yeah, having that moment that moment of you know it's coming yeah, soon.
Speaker 2:And you, I mean, I like I don't mind um spring in that, but I do like it when it dries out a little bit. I don't mind getting the rain for a minute and then no, it's Spring sucks, because when you get all that mud and everything.
Speaker 1:But yeah, but I would rather have spring than negative 10.
Speaker 2:Yes, well, I'd rather go negative 10 than just go 80. Yeah, but you're still going to get the mud.
Speaker 1:No for one day. Yeah, you're still going to get the mud Once it dries out.
Speaker 2:So we've been thinking about throwing artificial turf. Because about throwing artificial turf? Because they make artificial turf which goes outside and you can pet friendly and all that. So I'm thinking about getting a piece of that, but it's a little pricey. Yeah, it's a little. Yeah, yeah, I mean 10 by 7, I think, is like 250. I'm like fuck that, yeah, I, yeah, I know For what. So you don't get mud, stop it, I'm going to do my whole yard in it.
Speaker 1:Are you going to do your whole yard? You just everything.
Speaker 2:It'll always be green. You just see like middle winter and be green.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Then the high school football team's just in your front yard.
Speaker 2:Yeah come on, watch out for the dog shit.
Speaker 1:It would be easier to clean up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it would be. You'd see it. This is going down pretty good, though after you get a couple sips it's not bad.
Speaker 1:It isn't bad. I mean, and we are big fans of Ellicottville. I do want to throw that out there.
Speaker 2:Yes, it was. We've done a lot of their beers and they're normally high. They are our most like brewery wise. They're the most beers we've done in one brewery. I looked it up the other day they have a lot of flavors.
Speaker 1:It's kind of hard not to do them and they're there.
Speaker 2:They're in our area, but my week I was sick.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So I had to do an audit at work. I do audits. And then that Friday Kat was like, hey, you want to go out to dinner? I was like, yeah, so I was cooking, as they're referred to, as when I cook we go out, right, right. So, anyways, we go out to to eat and I'm sitting there at the restaurant and I'm like diving. And I just told kat I was like I'm just gonna get an appetizer, you don't want to eat, nah. And then she got some kind of fish. It's like appetizer fish. I can't think of what it is. But I just looked at him like, oh, she's like you want something like do. And I had one beer and I struggled get the beer down and I was like, so you just feel it come on.
Speaker 1:I just felt I was like ready to pass out.
Speaker 2:So then I said, okay, we'll go home. Boom, that was it friday from then on, sick, sick, sick. So what were you down for? A week? Right, more than a week, wow. So that friday all the way to that. This past monday I finally went in, but I was still kind of questioning it. I am finally feeling good today. You know what I mean. So you should not be here. I should not be here, but that's all right. I was supposed to share, so we will not have a show next week.
Speaker 1:Next week because I will be.
Speaker 2:You didn't get it from me, you got it from the beer wench and her husband. The rest of these bitches around here yeah, because they're sick, but anyways they say. A lot of people this time are just straight up weak down yeah. You always have that cough, that little.
Speaker 1:I called my brother yesterday on my way home and he's sick, he's down and he's the healthy one, yeah.
Speaker 2:He was like I've been in bed.
Speaker 1:He's just in bed at home. He was like I've been down for two days. He was like my hair hurts, my teeth hurt. He was like everything just fucking hurts. I didn't want to cough. I told him about you. He was like okay, at least it's going around. Yeah, and it's going everywhere, but he went to some Slovenian party, whatever down in Cleveland.
Speaker 2:They had a big festival. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:And he was like I literally had a guy sneeze on me, oh, and he was like I knew right. Then he was like I knew right then I might as well just fucking put a fork in it. And I was like, yeah, that's why I don't go to them things and yeah, you know what the good part of it was?
Speaker 2:I didn't spend any money, no, no, we didn't do anything, we didn't go nowhere yeah, no dinner yeah except for that one.
Speaker 1:But you just got an appetizer. Yeah, I got appetizer, and then then cat got sick so there's another?
Speaker 2:yeah, but I did get a call from local bars and bands that were saying that they were wondering where the money?
Speaker 1:yeah, where cat was, yeah, cat was she was supposed to be here. We haven't seen her since high school. Where's?
Speaker 2:she at where's?
Speaker 1:she at, we were looking forward.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's been 50 years, we haven't seen her but no, they, yeah, they called me and said they needed more support. So no, so they had to give up their dream yeah, their dream they had to go back to work, go back to work, yeah they said when is she going to be back? Yeah, like let us know when she's better. Yeah, they said they were backed up a little.
Speaker 1:Our balls are getting big. We need drained.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's bad, I'm sorry, she's going to smack you for that one. I'm going to get hit here I I'm going to smack you for that one I'm going to get hit here, I'll smack him for you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm sorry, ow. Ooh, ow Not on your ass, oh sorry.
Speaker 2:But no, I did save some money because we didn't do nothing, right, no, I am. And then, lucky for us, we had relatives, family that would hey, you need anything to store, so they would buy it and just stick it on the porch and then I would just bet my money. You know, right, yeah, that's awesome. So that helped, yeah, but we didn't do on jack, you know, and even in the house, man that week just flew by because I was like damn, you think it does, but it don't and just say you know what?
Speaker 1:I mean it does, but you're like, wow, I can't believe it's already fucking thursday, yeah. But you're like, fuck, I laid't believe it's already fucking thursday. Yeah, but you're like fuck, I laid around for the last fucking five days, I gotta get outside and do something.
Speaker 2:Well, you think that because I, the whole time I was like coming up on saturday and I was like, damn, I gotta get healthy to go back to work. I can't miss any more days, right? I'm like getting backed up and then, excuse me, um, I'm thinking to myself, well shit. So then I'm thinking, when you normally have a whole week off, not only a whole weekend, two weekends off you're thinking, yeah, I get a lot of shit done around the house, right?
Speaker 1:no, you're saying not when you're sick or you're barely clean the house, right, you know what I mean I was like shit now you gotta spend the next week fucking catching up.
Speaker 2:Catching up and everything else. Yeah, we got to hire a couple maids. A couple, a couple. I'll come clean your house, bill. No, that's why we have to hire a couple. One wears basically nothing. She's upstairs cleaning and then the fat one is downstairs. That's the one doing the work.
Speaker 1:That one stays there. Yeah, you stay downstairs, you're not upstairs. You stay with her and make sure she works. I'm going upstairs with this one. Make sure she does good yeah.
Speaker 2:But she's half naked, exactly, you know? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:But other that I had more of an exciting week but I didn't. It's been two weeks.
Speaker 2:I am looking forward to golf. I did very well in golf, by the way on the simulator. I can't wait. I did get a new club because I broke my last one. I did get a new club, then I'm hitting it well. I'm happy about that. I'm actually looking forward to.
Speaker 1:We're going to have to get out. Me and your brother are going to have to come down and do something like maybe a couple weeks before or something, just to get the swing going.
Speaker 2:Get the swing going a little bit, you got to gel again. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, it takes a minute to gel with your partner To start.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, and see how you're doing, how much I carry you yeah.
Speaker 2:How much you got to pick up yeah how much I got to pick up.
Speaker 1:It's going to be rough man.
Speaker 2:I know Like I mean, so it's going to be rough.
Speaker 1:And then figure out who your brother is going to be playing with.
Speaker 2:Yeah, his new partner.
Speaker 1:His new partner. Yeah playing with, yeah, his new partner, his new partner, yeah, her new partner, whatever his new her partner, yeah, whatever. Yeah excited, I think he got a girl. He did well a shmail.
Speaker 2:Shmail a shmail shmail it was it.
Speaker 1:We'll just say it oh, a pat, a pat. No, don't do that so overall I mean, I mean the other one's already going to be half-hearted yeah, oh man, that's bad, because the guy is getting surgery on his heart. Yeah, he's, that's a bad joke, half-hearted anyway's not. His heart's not really into it right now.
Speaker 2:His heart's not with him. His heart's not into golf right now and that's probably all it's in but the. So I got a new club and I'm, you know, excited about it. So what kind of club? Like a driver?
Speaker 1:or yeah, driver, yeah, driver, yeah. And.
Speaker 2:I did get a new fairway wood too, or hybrid, or whatever.
Speaker 1:Oh, you got a new hybrid too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I'm working with that. Oh yeah, dude. Well, it was given to me. It was like used new.
Speaker 1:But I hit it Whatever. I didn't have one there, you didn't have one. They're like two bills.
Speaker 2:For a decent one, yeah, for a high, I know what I mean Like you could get an older one for like $300.
Speaker 1:You go to a fucking store. No, you're looking at $600. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:For a good one. They got that GX something out there. That's really nice and I heard a lot of people but yeah, it's $500, $600, $700. I wanted to get the Tiger one.
Speaker 1:Tiger, I haven't heard that one Dude. It comes with prostitutes For 500 bucks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know it's a lot more than 500 bucks. I don't have the money for it.
Speaker 1:I am saving, though that's a dream.
Speaker 2:You want to donate? Go to www. Www.
Speaker 1:Go fund me, go fund me Go, fund me for Rick's new Porn. Prostitute club. Porn prostitute club. The prostitute club from. I got to beat them off.
Speaker 2:You don't have that problem. You're not beating them off. No, I know.
Speaker 1:You're like hugging them.
Speaker 2:They're beating me off. Yeah, you got to pay them, you pay them Like can you just touch me? Just brush against me. But Elie Kahn, though what can you? Just touch me, just brush against me. But what do you think of this? You all right? Yeah, I'm fighting it back. Dude, this is actually really good. It's going down. It's very smooth Once you get fast-.
Speaker 2:It's really smooth, but now, as you get into it more, you're still getting that grape flavor I am, but not as strong not as strong, yeah, but yeah, that first one was like literally grape juice yeah, but you still get a grape flavor. Yeah, yeah I would automatically say I would, princess, prove this, because if a woman likes uh, any type of cab. It's not that dry like a cab, though, but you taste the cab.
Speaker 1:You absolutely do, and that's why I I seen it. I was like I know we've done all the cop Ville so many times, but I've never seen anything like this Pretty good and it's real light color.
Speaker 2:It almost looks, I mean, it's lighter color than a Mick ultra. It's a good beer, or about that color, it's a really good beer. Yeah, yeah, I would recommend it. It's a small batch, yeah, probably difficult to buy, would you say jason keeper creeper I'd keep it, I'd keep it, I'd keep it. Yeah, for sure yeah what would you rate it, since we're on a roll here, because I'm about half? It's one of these ones that you pick up and you just keep hitting it Because it's not.
Speaker 1:The alcohol is not overpowering, no for 7.5, it's not. And for being a barrel-aged, whatever. It's a great. It's a good beer, dude, it is pretty good.
Speaker 2:It got scored high on.
Speaker 1:I don't even know what to rate it on.
Speaker 2:Ooh yeah, you wouldn't do bourbon barrels because that has a whole different flavor. Yeah, I would probably say I mean, on untapped it gets a 3.76, which is pretty high, right, but I would say I don't even know where to.
Speaker 1:I don't even know what to classify it. I give it a solid eight. Solid eight. I can go that. I I like I was even gonna go eight. Five maybe, yeah, but yeah, I I'm good with the solid it's a it's.
Speaker 2:You know, we said prince goes to jason keeper creeper it's, it's a good, it's a good, solid thing I mean seven, five you drink.
Speaker 1:They come in a four pack for 15 bucks and you think about it.
Speaker 2:If you were, if you were to do this? This is one of them beers that you change up. Hey, have you guys tried? Yeah, have you tried this? It's something you were to do this. This is one of them beers that you change up. Hey, have you guys tried this?
Speaker 1:Yeah, have you tried this? It's something that you take to a party. Be like here, try this out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, especially if you're a bunch of people that like to drink wine or something A little bit of wine. Yeah.
Speaker 1:You definitely get that grapey.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can see it's even a little bit on the sweet, sweeter, sweeter side. Yeah, it is. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, I, I would do it anything else going on bud. Do you cook anything recently or?
Speaker 1:um, I've been doing a lot of meal prep.
Speaker 2:Uh really, oh yeah, that's right, you're on so I'm kind of trying to just tell our guests dude all right, I'm so.
Speaker 1:I'm turning 50-ish and it's been bothering me a little bit Stays on your mind a little bit it does it really does.
Speaker 2:It's really a milestone, like you really think, like wow.
Speaker 1:I'm here Fucking halfway through my life, over halfway through my life, but do you?
Speaker 2:feel old? No, absolutely not. I feel young in heart, young in mind.
Speaker 1:It's not the old or anything like that. Yeah, like I still feel 30. Yeah, I know I'm not, yeah, but you know, you know, I definitely see. But then, like I, you know, I started getting into my truck and I'm like, huh, or go to tie my shoe. I'm like what the fuck, why is my face beat right when I come back up from tie my shoe? I'm like, what the fuck, why is my face beat right when I come back up from tying my shoe?
Speaker 2:that's that funny. I mean you start thinking about slip on.
Speaker 1:I'm like what the fuck is going on and then I stepped on the scale and realized what was going to fuck on creeping up there Right the last three weeks, I kind of going the opposite direction of trying just trying to get back. Trying to at least get back something of my body. You know what I mean. So I've been doing a lot of meal prep.
Speaker 2:I've been working out every day and when you say meal prep, you're just making lighter.
Speaker 1:No, no, actually on the weekend, like I spend pretty much all day sunday meal prepping foods. Uh, I've done a, so I'm doing a more. Well, I'm doing the. What is it? I intermittent fasting, oh okay, yeah, but I'm also doing more protein less carbs less carbs, less calories, but higher protein. No, not even caveman I, it's just. It's just more, more carbs, more, I guess I, I don't know, maybe, but and then still doing the intermittent fasting and working out almost every day that's good yeah and cut back.
Speaker 2:You cut back on your, oh dude I haven't bought beer besides our podcast beers in the last three weeks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's good. And got off my training fluid. Yeah, I, I basically quit drinking because I drank michelob. I'll try now which is so I quit drinking hell it was 20 pounds there and now I now I just drink 15 waters. You know for the case, or whatever and but no, and you know, I've done, I've done some chipotle rice bowls and type like that. A lot of greens Just trying, that's good. I'm down 11 pounds. I can't really fight it. I can't really bitch about it.
Speaker 2:I could tell the difference because I haven't seen him in a little bit Right, because I've been gone, and I could tell in the face you came down.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean this morning legit. I got up at 3 o'clock this morning like I normally do, yeah, this morning legit. I got up at 3 o'clock this morning like I normally do, yeah, but I had time to kill so I jumped on my treadmill for 15 minutes.
Speaker 1:Oh, and get your body going and I worked out for 15 minutes then didn't eat until 11. Wow, I've been doing that and then I come home. I've been doing a lot of doing it. As soon as I get home, I'm like, nope, jump on that for 15 minutes, half hour.
Speaker 2:I'm not trying to kill it, but a little bit more than you did before a hell of a lot more than I did before normally I'd just come home and drink beer sit on the couch and drink beer play your game yeah, I saw just trying to get a little, a little better.
Speaker 1:I mean my goal. That's the question. Yeah, I saw it Just trying to get a little better, I mean my goal.
Speaker 2:That's the question.
Speaker 1:My goal, my big goal is probably 180.
Speaker 2:I was at 211.
Speaker 1:Oh, so you're already under the 200, then no, I'm at 200 right now, so I lost 11 pounds.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, that'll be good. That'll be good for your health? Well, absolutely absolutely, and this is a show about improving your health, so we absolutely improving.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, so thursdays are my cheat day. Yeah, I've already figured that out. All right, if we're gonna keep doing the show that's my thursday is gonna be my cheat day and, but I got away from the training fluid well, and that's true because when we talk about, because we're a beer show, right, right.
Speaker 2:So mick ultra definitely has lower uh calories and yeah what? What is a training fluid or bud light?
Speaker 1:but lights. What is this? 95?
Speaker 2:this is 95 95 it's like 110 120, but it the carbs. This is only 2.6. Right, and that was probably five. Yeah, so you can almost do double for the one. Yeah, beer went, just pulling it up. We'll see how many carbs are actually in the Bud Light, so protein.
Speaker 1:Oh, wait, wait yeah.
Speaker 2:Go back up.
Speaker 1:Calories 110 a. Wait, yeah, go back up. Calories 110 a beer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and go back up real quick, because it was up there. Scroll up, scroll up.
Speaker 1:Because I don't even really care about the carbs. Scroll up. No, go up more. No, but if you go up, yeah, but yeah, go back up Up, like just scroll up Right there. So protein 12%, but it's 88% carbs. Yeah, and I'm not a huge, I'm not. Look, I'm not trying to be keto. Oh, no carbs, anything like that. I'm just reducing. I'm just watching my calories, yeah, honestly, and I'm trying to stay in a calorie deficit. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Just so it's eating fat. So, like tonight, I'm going to be fucked.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Oh because of the thing Right, yeah, no, this is McUltra's 2.6. Yeah, oh, they say.
Speaker 1:Calories are 6.6 gram carbs per serving.
Speaker 2:And how many servings are in a beer? One One, oh, so 6.6.
Speaker 1:But I'm not, like I said, I'm not looking at my car, so basically you can do.
Speaker 2:If this was three, you could do two to one.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:With the McAltra, with the McAltra, yeah With the McAltra With the McAltra, yeah.
Speaker 1:So, like I said, though, I'm not like really watching my carbs, I'm just watching my calories.
Speaker 2:Well, if you go with, calories even at that point, if you say 95 calories versus 110, right, right, yeah, so that's which is fine.
Speaker 1:But I'm only drinking on Thursdays now and you're cutting back, yeah.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:I cut way back, uh, and I just I'm trying to stay in that calorie deficit whatever. But I've been working like my biggest thing is I've been walking a lot like I might. I'm actually using the elliptical that's been sitting here for the last three years yeah, it doesn't collect clothes anymore. I've actually fucking, which is amazing that it takes me a half hour to do three miles. That's about right, though, but it to me it doesn't seem right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's pretty good, I mean.
Speaker 1:I like I'm like Holy fuck, like yeah, I shouldn't be like what would you think you should be at then?
Speaker 2:Five miles no. What would you think you should be at then Five miles no.
Speaker 1:I guess at least four. Yeah, well, you'll get there. You know what I mean that means you just go faster. Yeah, you're faster or whatever. Yeah, but when I first started three weeks ago, when I first started, it was like 12 minutes a mile.
Speaker 2:Could you imagine running 12 minutes a mile though?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Because then that means you would be roughly 5 miles an hour or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but shouldn't you be like I don't know? Shouldn't you be at 12 minutes a mile? I don't know To me, I just feel like you should be at least 8. That's a good pace yeah but isn't that like what you should be at? A medium walk, I don't know, is like eight minutes, a mile, six minutes. I'm guessing you should be between six and eight.
Speaker 2:That's 10 miles per hour.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but that's an actual healthy person.
Speaker 2:Let me drive 10 miles per hour, and then you keep up with my car and try to keep up with it.
Speaker 1:No, there ain't no way. Especially, I smoke. I'm still smoking. You know what I mean. Maybe around the corner you might make it, but I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what I'll do on Saturdays and Sundays. I'll get up and jump on that. I can do 20,. I can do 30 minutes. Like three, three and a half miles. No, like three, three and a half miles, no problem. Yeah, come home from work after smoking all day.
Speaker 2:It's hard, ain't it.
Speaker 1:Dude, I can't like a mile, mile and a half.
Speaker 2:Oh, a big difference.
Speaker 1:Like I can't do it. Like I'm done, I'm like holy fuck yeah. Especially working all day, do you?
Speaker 2:think, though. I don't want to get off this subject, but do you think that the exercise makes you more cautious about the smoking too?
Speaker 1:Yes, absolutely. It starts to play. It's all starting to play.
Speaker 2:There he is, just smoke another one, suck another one Suck another one.
Speaker 1:I got two older brothers that both did fit for 50. And they're fucking fit. They're fitter than all three of us put together, you know, and I I'm just like, okay, it's coming up. I don't want to be that one. Yeah, I don't want to be that one guy. You'd be like we're all fit, but yeah, I mean I still have my. He's a fat I still have have my.
Speaker 2:I still have the other one.
Speaker 1:I still have the other one Now I can fall back on it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm just going to be like him 50-50.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2:You're outdoorsy guys, so you don't have to go back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly Like I want to be able to hike, I want to be able to fucking take off.
Speaker 2:You want to be able to get the mail.
Speaker 1:Yeah exactly. I don't know.
Speaker 2:Shit's kind of clicking in my head.
Speaker 1:It's just kind of clicking in my head. I'm like yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, he looks good.
Speaker 1:And back in the day, fuck, I was hoping I was wishing to be dead by 50. And now 50's here. I'm like fuck. Now I'm like, okay, jesus is making me do this, so I might as well.
Speaker 2:So when you say you look, you know, you still feel like a 30, right, yeah, exactly Me too. I still look at 30 year olds? I mean no.
Speaker 1:Well, I still feel like a 21 year old.
Speaker 2:At least they're over 18.
Speaker 1:They're over 18.
Speaker 2:Believe that alone we're going to take a quick break. I'm going to cough up here. Anyways, we'll be right back. Get your nice ice cold one, we'll be right back. So so welcome back. I hope you got a night of ice cold one, like we do. We're gonna do this um sour here, which, um, oh, on the thing it actually says maple syrup too yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a little bit of maple. I wonder if we had to shake it, oh, because it might be thick Does it.
Speaker 1:Say that anywhere, I don't see it saying that anywhere.
Speaker 2:I'm going to open it Ready. I bet you this smells good. Yours says I'm paid for.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I paid for it.
Speaker 2:You're going to pay for it now, right?
Speaker 1:Well, I've never seen a tap say fantastic. Yeah, it's like four and a half stars that is really high man.
Speaker 2:Mine is so full as yours, like right to the brim.
Speaker 1:I mean it is like right there look, the beer wine's just squirted all over the screen. It's not her first time, though, and not her last.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do that noise and my wife, I tell her I'm going to hunt her with it when I pass away. She's going to hear it. Oh, she's going to hear it. So any scene that they're doing on TV and it's like a romantic scene, I'm like Because you know they get kind of boring sometimes like okay, just fuck her and get it over with.
Speaker 1:No we gotta be all passionate. Yeah, like real life. You know what movie I see?
Speaker 2:yeah. So that was that. Uh, the gorge. That was pretty good movie. Oh yeah, did you? What is that? That's on apple apple.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was pretty, I gotta get your brother to come over and hook me up with apple yeah, because that was because they went away for some reason oh you need that?
Speaker 2:yeah, I gotta have them. That's because his kids using it yeah, probably yeah, and they bumped off. Yeah, that has that one.
Speaker 1:I I seen a tiktok video. I'm like, oh, I want to watch that I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to give too much away, but I really enjoyed it until they went in the gorge, you know, and then I was like, but overall it was pretty good, you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah I have to watch.
Speaker 2:And you know I was, I was talking to my brother and I was like there isn't really a lot of good movies out there.
Speaker 1:It's kind of hard no, it's rough yeah it's, like back in the day, hard to buy. No, it's rough, yeah, it's rough. Like back in the day you had so many Dude. It's bullshit. Like I paid what 15 bucks or whatever for that new Hunter Hunter oh, it was a Hunter movie. Like he was a Hunter, whatever. Like he was a Hunter, whatever. It started with a V, I think. Oh, the Venom, the.
Speaker 2:Marvels one.
Speaker 1:It's a Marvel.
Speaker 2:But it's about the.
Speaker 1:The kid was like had an animal in him or whatever. Yeah, Whatever, yeah. But like I paid 15 bucks for it, now I see it's coming out on Netflix fucking next week.
Speaker 2:Damn. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 1:And it wasn't that good, it wasn't that good, it wasn't it wasn't good enough to fucking pay the 15, but I really wanted to see it.
Speaker 2:I'm like but it's getting hard. I get on there and then that's one thing, is one movie. Now, why I cook dinner?
Speaker 1:right, because it takes forever. Because it takes forever, it takes forever you're this platform that platform, and then I'm calling bobby.
Speaker 2:Hey, what movie was that movie that you've seen? What platform? You gotta ask what platform it was.
Speaker 1:It was on and then figure out if it's gonna cost fucking 20 bucks or whatever, but yeah, yeah, I'm about ready to cancel it fucking like everything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're like. You better call bob, tell him, hey, you better cancel your shit, cause I'm tired of it.
Speaker 1:You just wait for it to come out on Netflix? Yeah, it's going to come. Yeah, you're not for that Amazon.
Speaker 2:Yes, it's between two, it's going to come on and that's my two prime Is that your two prime that you use?
Speaker 1:Yes, that, and I even paid for um. Uh, what do you call that?
Speaker 2:paramount, paramount, yeah, and disney plus disney, but disney disney's like hit and miss.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's hit and miss, it really is like oh yeah honestly, though I speaking about disney and I keep seeing that, mufasa, did you watch it yet? No, I tried live action, mufasa yeah was it ain't good? Well, I don't know, but a lot of times these kids cartoons are adult back themed you know, absolutely yeah, but like I seen that new mufasa I'm like dude, that kind of looks pretty good watch it.
Speaker 2:And then we tell the listeners yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, all of a sudden, disney will have a spike in it. I fell asleep. Yeah, either it be a spike or a decline.
Speaker 1:Move faster, move faster, move faster. Move, faster Move faster Move, faster Move, move move.
Speaker 2:So this brewery right here, I mean it's very good, but one thing is is we get on their website and the names of their beers they got so many, by the way, their pitchers.
Speaker 1:Their pitchers are fucking great. So go to Hoof Hearted Brewing and look at just their artwork of their beers, $60.
Speaker 2:nachos is a double IPA. Yes, I mean they got all these $100 nacho. Or nachos is a double IPA. Yes, they got all these $100 nacho. Or 120 is a triple, but that's a good one, like go to.
Speaker 1:They got so many funny ones, so many great ones.
Speaker 2:They got the combat. What's that combat spandex, you know yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean, we can't describe them, don't?
Speaker 2:microwave it 't boil. Don't microwave it, don't boil it. Yeah, and then everybody wants some it's. I don't know what is that tacos, or pancakes, or what the hell is that?
Speaker 1:florida room, yeah, and they got a guy in a room with an alligator playing guitar. And then they got griff brooks dude key bump is my best. Yeah, a key bump is a guy skiing, and no, I like.
Speaker 2:It's not my first radio, it's my second it's my second, or a double key bump? Yeah, come on but the artwork is hilarious, mom jeans.
Speaker 1:King Dong for Evolution Aqua, I don't know what the hell is going on.
Speaker 2:There's a lot going on in that one man. Yeah, I mean. They got so many stupid things.
Speaker 1:The Plutanium, my Borg. What is that?
Speaker 2:I don't see. Oh, the one that looks like a big dildoildo, a big rocket dildo, yeah well, what about the side pant one, where it go down a little bit more? It says uh side what? Side pippin, side pippin and it's, it's basically a guy with a phone, yeah, phone is a dick and it's crazy man. It's a. I want that shirt I want that shirt. So bad that's nasally or whatever sazy serp, serp and it looks like he's got a dick as a mushroom.
Speaker 1:He's a little gnome with a dick. What's that?
Speaker 2:rose rose goes skin fruit.
Speaker 1:Skin for skin for looks like pussy dude and ass and uh, some guy, you gotta go there it's what, what is it?
Speaker 2:hoof, hoof hearting, brewery, hoof hearted, hoof hearted. Yeah, you say fat, who farted, who farted who farted brewery.
Speaker 1:did they play off that, I know, like with their pitchers and shit, like yeah, it's great, dude this is a good beer, though For a sour.
Speaker 2:For a sour, it's not sour.
Speaker 1:It's not. Yeah, it has good flavor. You can almost taste all their flavors.
Speaker 2:I definitely get vanilla. I don't get the almond. No, I don't get maple syrup either. No, no, I don't get maple syrup either. No, I taste. I get all the berries, like the berries and the vanilla yeah, yeah, I get all the berries very light. The cherry is probably give it a little tart, but you do taste it well, that kind of.
Speaker 1:but what they had? The blueberries, blackberries, and then the cherry and vanilla, and so you get the blueberry blackberry first and then that sourness of that cherry.
Speaker 2:It is good.
Speaker 1:Yeah For a sour beer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 6% says best at 46 degrees and I think you got it at 46 or below.
Speaker 1:Well, I tested it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's definitely you stick your dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I made it shri. Yeah, it's definitely you stick your dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I made it shrivel up. It's cold, it's cold, it's what? Does your dick shrivel? 32?.
Speaker 1:It's urinal water. Urinal water when the tip hits it, it just whoop. Yeah, it jumps right back up 45 degrees or something there, yeah, so that's why you say 46 you're good, yeah, so he put in there a dip back you knew it's cold. Yeah, as soon as I whip it out and it hits that urinal water.
Speaker 2:Okay, it bounces back up now you remind, remind you he's on his knees and he's using the tall one.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm stretching, I'm stretching it, stretching it. I got a rock tied to the end of it just to pull it down there and hit it Like ah.
Speaker 2:Not your balls.
Speaker 1:We're talking about your my dick, yeah, the tip, just the tip, just the tip.
Speaker 2:Hey, while we're doing, just the tip, let's do, let's, let's do.
Speaker 1:Let's ruin this show. Ricky's bad choices.
Speaker 2:Tonight we got him stripping with a rock on his dick here. With a rock on his dick here he is for you.
Speaker 1:Live. Watch out for your eyes. Live. Everybody gets a black eye. Don't swing that shit. No, I'm swinging it around Doing the helicopter Watch out.
Speaker 2:So this night it's got to be a sex thing, because every card I picked it was Okay great, okay, great. Would you get a lot of enjoyment from being a member of the opposite sex for a day?
Speaker 1:oh yeah, I would be so wore out. I don't understand. I do not understand. My hand would be on that pussy. I'd be like dude I would be trying especially if it's only for a day. Yeah, oh, dude, I'd be trying everything. Yeah, I, I'd be walking by something. I'd be like oh.
Speaker 2:Let me stick that in it.
Speaker 1:There's a hard teddy bear or a fucking I don't know. Will that basketball fit? Let's see. I don't know. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:I'd be like I'd be trying. I'd be like oh, don't what I mean. Yeah, I'd be like I'd be trying. Yeah, I'd be like oh, don't open your refrigerator that's a nice can of beer.
Speaker 1:That's a nice spatula. Are we flipping things?
Speaker 2:I don't know so I say you probably would for a day.
Speaker 1:I think you would too. I would too. I think every guy in the world would abuse. If you only have it for a day, yeah, a day. You would abuse the fuck out of it Because you're like, okay, if I make it bleed, it's only for a day, it's gone tomorrow. It's gone tomorrow. Yeah, and it bleeds once a month anyways.
Speaker 2:I'm going to wear it out. I'm going to wear this fucker off.
Speaker 1:Dude, it'd be rough.
Speaker 2:So that's a yes, okay, the next one. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Speaker 1:Yes, but no, I have, I have, but they know yeah.
Speaker 2:Kind of know, they know you're not spitting on them.
Speaker 1:They know, yeah, when they go to wipe, they're like oh, what the fuck yeah.
Speaker 2:But I'm like I just want to get this over. It's already been two hours right yeah, let me stop yeah so we're both yes on that one, okay. The last and final question here we have for you tonight is have you ever done a walk of shame in the past year? No, no. Have you ever done a walk of shame Ever? No, no, well.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2:We're guys.
Speaker 1:I don't think we're. I don't have you ever Okay, no, have you ever gotten laid and be like, yeah, I don't know, that was shameful.
Speaker 2:Well, I did feel bad when I fucked that one girl and then fucked her sister.
Speaker 1:And then fucked her sister. Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, yeah. I mean, but Anne didn't mind. No, no, no.
Speaker 2:No, he's had it, anne. Ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger, ginger. No, but I mean you know You're a guy I was proud of the moment.
Speaker 1:I was proud of the moment I was sitting in the hallway. Fuck yeah, yes, I'm a hero, I'm a hero. No, I don't think I've ever done a walk of shame. No, I don't either. If anything, I mean, after that you pump your chest out. Look, yeah, yeah, I tore that up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a whole minute, a whole minute.
Speaker 1:Even though she's like calling your next I, even though she's like calling your next. I need something bigger.
Speaker 2:I need something longer.
Speaker 1:I need a longer and bigger.
Speaker 2:Come here, maybe a little fatter.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're coming in like a tuna can Pringles Once you pop.
Speaker 2:You know what. I have that trouble where you know they got that tick tock where you cut the hole out of the bottom of a Pringle can. No, I don't know, I can't get that can to go around it.
Speaker 1:I don't understand, I don't understand. No, you don't, no, I never will. You do that short little one, the little snack pack.
Speaker 2:One right, the one that comes where it's plastic and you peel the lid off.
Speaker 1:No, I just you get like two crackers.
Speaker 2:I mean two chips in it.
Speaker 1:I figured out that I can do little packs of powder that you dump in your water. Yeah, I cut off the bottom of them and you put it in that and just put it over that.
Speaker 2:That's my new condoms. I thought you'd do the little pinky ones.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, those are a little bigger than the pinky ones. Those are a little bigger than the pinky ones.
Speaker 2:They seal up more.
Speaker 1:I don't care. I like shooting them off in them. Let them figure it out. It's like a water rocket.
Speaker 2:You remember when you were a kid?
Speaker 1:You pumped it up. Oh, terrible there. That's the name of the show Water rocket.
Speaker 2:Water rocket Do you want to do any more bad choices. One more card? I don't care, let's do one more. Have you ever said the wrong name during sex?
Speaker 1:No, but have you ever had the wrong name said to you? I had once. I did too. Yeah she said wrong hole, wrong hole no no, no, I never did I wasn't, jimmy, no that's bad, that's very bad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I never I can say never had the wrong. I was never called the wrong name, nor did I say the wrong name. Right, but I have said the wrong name like um to them to them, just in a normal conversation like especially early on. Yeah, and we're talking and I might be like no, and I said the wrong name, right, and then I never lived that down for years, yeah, yeah. And I'm sad I brought it up now. I'll probably be another couple of years.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you'll be another couple of years.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you should listen to the show and know that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, sorry about that, you're dead meat to me You're dead, you're dead. Really it already is.
Speaker 2:It already is.
Speaker 1:There's pills for that oh, blue chew, I love you.
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Speaker 2:Hard uh, speaking about what was kind of weird, I ain't gonna this was kind of kind of offended me. So I went the other day. I was at a bar and I was eating and this one younger lady, I'd say she was probably 22, 23 or whatever, and she was sitting there with this fella, right, and they were at the bar and they were ordering drinks and stuff like this. So I'm going to set the scene for you a little bit. Every time she ordered a drink, she would always say what is my bill at? Make sure I don't go over $52, you know. And then I won't be able to leave you a tip if you go over $52.
Speaker 2:So I'm thinking to myself and then she's saying that how hard life is right. And she's, you know she's drinking. So every hard life is right, and she's, you know she's drinking. So every time she gets drink, am I over 52 yet on my bill? You know, don't let me go over, don't let me go. And I'm like, oh, whatever, but she was sitting with a dude. She was sitting with the dude, but the dude wasn't paying. He goes like shit, life's hard and he's drinking beer, he ain't trying to pay her bill tip, right. And then I hear her get on the phone and say hey, do you mind if I bring a friend home, you know? And I'm like thinking I said, okay, yeah, anyways. So where I'm getting at this is the backstory of what's going on with these two. Right, the guy's kind of nice and he's not as, let's say, drunk as her. Right, because he's drinking beer and she's drinking mixed drinks. Right, so she looks over and she starts yelling out there was like four of us on the corner, make sure you tip her.
Speaker 1:She works hard. Make sure you tip her well.
Speaker 2:She works hard and we're all like, and then she's looking at it because I'm trying to pay my bill right, and I'm like I said, don't worry, I tip her, I tip, well, you know. And then the bartender says, well, take your own advice then, because every time she turns around she's saying, hey, $52.
Speaker 1:Give me the $52. Make sure you get me two $52 and you don't get no tip.
Speaker 2:You go over, I ain't got no money Anyways, so was she hot? No I mean she was okay, these women, these young women these days not to offend anybody, but they get a little bit thicker, you know what I mean. And then they think they're sexy still, because they wear, they got big titties or a big ass.
Speaker 1:but well, no, I mean of is like they all think they're gonna make a million on of. Yeah, okay so it don't matter, like whatever yeah.
Speaker 2:So at the end of the day, if you keep your eyes closed and you're hitting it, you hit it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're all rock stars.
Speaker 2:It wasn't gorgeous, anyways, but she wasn't like terrible, right, but yeah, anyways. So anyways, he's sitting there and he goes oh, I apologize for you know. So he apologized. I said don't worry, dude, I ain't worried about it, right? So then I start to walk out and he says man, take care, see you later. And I said yeah, take care, and she goes see you later, grandpa. I'm like what the fuck? You know, wow? And I'm like really, you know what I mean. And I'm just like okay, whatever karen, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, make sure you keep your 52 dollars because she was already rude to everybody yelling out.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, fuck her. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, yeah, yeah, and I'm like I'm thinking to myself woman, you ain't got nothing. You got nothing to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and like, hey, good thing, your man's fucking buying your drinks. He wasn't buying them exactly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I'm saying, yeah he's like I'm gonna go home, fucker, and then I'm out of there. Howdy I do. I don't even know if he did that. Yeah, because I wonder if it was a first fucking date. It was kind of like they were just kind of meeting up. Yeah, just because he was kind of like he kept saying you know he was a nice if he apologized he was?
Speaker 1:he was paul and Dude. That was a first date. Yeah, I guarantee you, that was a first date. He was just like yep, Yep this is my life.
Speaker 2:But he had she got on the phone. Oh, do you mind if I bring a friend home?
Speaker 1:So she was talking to someone, so I know they were like yeah, that guy, you know, any guy would have been like.
Speaker 2:I'll see him next week and he'll be by himself.
Speaker 1:That's why he was like.
Speaker 2:I apologize as a matter of fact the thing funny was he had a hoodie on as she got more drunk. Guess what came up?
Speaker 1:The hoodie. He came up with the hoodie. Kind of like yeah, I'll see you.
Speaker 2:He had a beanie hat on and he was kind of like, yeah, let me just I'm gonna hit this but I'm out.
Speaker 1:I mean dude, humans are fucking weird. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Like, I'm like grandpa, what the fuck? And then I was like I was a nice beard.
Speaker 1:I mean you're it was. Yeah, we paint you blue. Yeah, you, you're Papa.
Speaker 2:Smurf, I'm Papa Smurf, you are Call me Papa.
Speaker 1:Papa, papa, you call me Papa Boner. Yeah, papa Boner.
Speaker 2:But I, it caught me off guard a little bit.
Speaker 1:Right, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then my, my, my, my father-in-law was with me and he's like man, I can't believe. She called me, um, uh, grandpa, and I said no, they were referring to me because I waved at the guy you know and I was behind.
Speaker 1:No, yeah you should have said yeah, I can't believe that I knew it was me I can't do that to my pro golf instructor.
Speaker 2:Oh, instructor, yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, you're all the instructors. Yeah, exactly yeah, you're getting your lessons. I mean, I get free lessons, you get free lessons, I'm getting good though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pretty soon you'll get how to change diapers. Free lessons, free lessons. This is how we do it, the Velcro coming off.
Speaker 2:Make sure you wait. Hey, you guys will be there too. Anyways, that was kind of a funny story, it was. I wouldn't want to be in that. What would you have done?
Speaker 1:what would you have? Done somebody call me grandpa.
Speaker 2:Someone call you papa or grandpa?
Speaker 1:No, I'd be like, yeah, I got your grandpa right here Zip.
Speaker 2:Come on over here. Taste these wrinkly balls Mine dropped already twice.
Speaker 1:Like you used to From Uncle Tom yeah, come on over. Like you used to, yeah. From uncle tom yeah like come on over the thing about it is.
Speaker 2:It's just funny because I'm thinking to myself the whole time is like you're embarrassing yourself so much, yelling out people to pay tip, but then you are sitting there questioning every drink you get. Is that you're over?
Speaker 1:yeah, sweetie, two bucks sweetie. This grandpa doesn't have to worry about his tip exactly, and this grandpa would probably fucking put you under the covers like, fucking, like.
Speaker 2:like the card said you'd be seven every day I got a basketball. You would sleep under the mattress when I'm done with you, just to get away from me.
Speaker 1:You're a little fucking 23-year-old, whatever you are Immature fucking cunt. Yeah, see you next.
Speaker 2:Tuesday, you know, and the thing about it is where she's at now throw 10 years on there. Yeah, she's by herself.
Speaker 1:She don't marry. Yeah Pet a cat Meow Meow.
Speaker 2:I don't want no more fish.
Speaker 1:He's like oh, I love you kitty, eat it, eat it, eat it, just eat it. Clawless. It's just like oh, I like the, I like it Because you can't breathe. Just the fucking the feet just going everywhere. Like oh, I like it when you touch me like that I like it when your paw hits there? Yeah, but if you had claws on it, it'd be just shredded, just everything shredded that's terrible. No, it is.
Speaker 2:You know that guy's like I'm getting a full good of you.
Speaker 1:So I mean, this is just a PDA, you know. Just make sure you declaw your cats, both front and back. You, karens, definitely in the back. Definitely in the back because they like to pump their fucking feet Like a rabbit. Yeah, exactly, definitely in the back. Definitely in the back because they like to pump their fucking feet Like a rabbit. Yeah, exactly, all you Karens out there they're going to be lonely, yeah, and they don't like peanut butter and a dog, they like tuna. So just don't wash.
Speaker 2:Well, you don't already? They probably already have that problem.
Speaker 1:Make a stinky pussy. Yeah, probably already had that problem. This is how you make a stinky pussy. Yeah, I couldn't even imagine a fucking sandpaper going across a clit. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Did I go a little too far?
Speaker 2:that time, when you were licking it, did it sound like it?
Speaker 1:It sounded like it, though, alright good.
Speaker 2:I'm already choking. Anyways, I forgot what we were doing.
Speaker 1:Oh, let's rate this. Oh yeah, we should rate this. Quit doing that. I licked it though.
Speaker 2:I know you got to get the.
Speaker 1:I guess I could have just done that.
Speaker 2:Licking it made me gag, Anyways. So we got this nice beverage. That is almost done. Shave that clit off a little bit. My stomach can't handle that. I'm pulling the old days. Oh man, my nose has too much flame going down, going down, yeah. Okay, let's talk about something else.
Speaker 1:Could you imagine that flame coming out? Oh, no, no, no, no, all right, go ahead. So I would rate this about something else. Could you imagine that phlegm coming out? Oh, no, no, no, hum, no, all right, go ahead, so I would rate this.
Speaker 2:I give this sour a 10. Are you at a 10 on this? It's good, are you really? It's light, it's refreshing, it's semi-sweet I can see that I man, I mean I got it.
Speaker 1:It is sour. I don't know if it'd be princess. Do you think it would be princess?
Speaker 2:For people that would drink a sour. Yes, think about it, it was easy drinking. It was easy drinking. Yeah, it is easy drinking. And if I had someone that was interested in a sour, like I started to show off where people didn't like sours, I would say, hey, try this.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Do you this?
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, absolutely I would definitely say Princess, alright, I don't know if I can go 10. I think we've had better. We've had some good ones. I think we've had better. There's not as much flavor, you probably get Flavor is what I'm thinking.
Speaker 2:I see what you're saying, because I took another sip.
Speaker 1:There's no flavor. You get some berries, but it's a very light flavor.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's go. A nine, solid nine, I'm going a solid nine.
Speaker 1:I will definitely get a solid nine Because it's easy to drink, I would keep it.
Speaker 2:I would keep it and I would be interested in trying other things they have.
Speaker 1:From them, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wouldn't mind. You might have to keep an eye out for this brewery.
Speaker 1:Hoof Harden. Yeah, hoof Harden. Yep, hoof Harden, we've done it. Hoof Harden, we've done it, though I think we've done it before I know we have.
Speaker 2:And it's got. You know, they got a vampires. That's their logo you think.
Speaker 1:Yeah, must be.
Speaker 2:You see that it says who farted who farted brewery. I don't know if they just played on this one drink, though.
Speaker 1:No, you got me all choked up from your thing.
Speaker 2:This is a wrestling match, I know, on on rough, on waffles, waffles, yeah, anyways, I I mean a solid nine is good for this I I'll give it a solid nine. I will definitely do and like I would keep it. So it's good. Yep, all good. I like the fruit flavor of it, though a little bit I do, but there's not that much flavor.
Speaker 1:that do, but there's not that much flavor. That's the thing.
Speaker 2:There's not that much flavor, we did one not too long ago that had a strong cherry flavor which really made it sour.
Speaker 1:Remember it made it sour? Yes, yeah, but then we've had other ones that have that cherry flavor, but they overcompensated it there's something with this one.
Speaker 2:There's actually no flavor to it as soon as it hits your tongue, there's flavor yeah, and then after that it goes away and then it's just kind of sour. You get a little bit of cherry sour you get it just yeah, it's kind of dry but it could be that we're getting down into it.
Speaker 1:That could be too too.
Speaker 2:You see what I'm saying, Because when we first started off, it was a little bit more fruitful. Yeah, it'd be interesting to try this on tap, where you get it mixed even. But anyways, what do we say here? Let's just go.
Speaker 1:Another reason to drink. Another reason to drink Yep, we got a taste of spring. Yeah, yep, we got a taste of spring. Yeah, we got a taste of spring it.
Speaker 2:I would say within a few weeks. Yeah like.
Speaker 1:We got a taste of it the other day when it was like 60 or something like that, and we got saint patty's day coming up.
Speaker 2:That's nice, that's nice yeah, yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 1:And then, of course, when saint patty's comes up.
Speaker 2:We got spring coming, and then we got golf starting, and then a lot of good things.
Speaker 1:Then you got weddings, weddings, weddings.
Speaker 2:This is the year of weddings, right, it's the year. Yeah, absolutely yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 1:I cannot wait.
Speaker 2:You know I go to a wedding later this month. Oh really, yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, I'll be gone for a week.
Speaker 1:Oh, so that's another week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it'll be a week without a show, unless we do it on Monday. Oh we can do it whenever you want. Yeah, we can do an early one and then, yeah, I'm going to Columbia.
Speaker 1:Is that the oh? That's the destination. Yeah, so I'm looking forward to that Cartel.
Speaker 2:Cartel, cartel, yeah, they're finally inviting you down there.
Speaker 1:Yep, they're inviting you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, are you going to come back? Are you going to bring his 10 kilos?
Speaker 1:back. You're going to have to come back in a 55-gallon drum.
Speaker 2:I hope not, but yeah, yeah so.
Speaker 1:Oh, is it a band member that Kat knows?
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're getting married.
Speaker 1:They're getting married down there.
Speaker 2:It's called the salsa guys.
Speaker 1:It's called the salsa guys. No.
Speaker 2:She went to school with them. She went to school with them.
Speaker 1:That's an inside joke, but people get it Anyways, because she always says that Cat gets it. Yeah, lucky she don't listen to it From the band members.
Speaker 2:From the band members yeah, there you go. But your another reason drink. Was that? My another reason drink is I play off the same. Yeah, yeah, I'm happy, I'm getting over this gold, and then Rick's gonna be getting it.
Speaker 1:So yep, yeah, perfect. I can't wait. You can't wait. It'll be spring out, you'll be sick, pay fucking myself.
Speaker 2:Anyways, any last words? Nope, oh wait, let's do the end of the day no, I don't.
Speaker 1:Alicatville, french Connection, barrel, aged Cessinal, something like that, but it was 7.5.
Speaker 2:We did some high ones. It was good it was actually really good and then we did Flavor Mania, flavor Flavor. Like the V, it's like a meat, yeah whatever Mania Sour Billy tried going 10.
Speaker 1:I talked him out of it, dropped him back down to a 9.
Speaker 2:He backed me off the ledge.
Speaker 1:Dropped him back down to a 9.
Speaker 2:I would say trust me on this.
Speaker 1:I think both of them are trust me, yeah, I would agree yeah, I would say we gotta get a new. Trust me, yeah, we gotta get yeah we gotta get trust me something like that I don't think that's a. Trust me, that's a you're fucked yeah I'm a little bit drunk, I'm a little bit drunk, I'm a little bit drunk. Oh, I haven't heard that in a while.
Speaker 2:There's one more button. What's this one? Oh, that's the dance, oh the dance.
Speaker 1:That's back in the good old days. Yeah, back in the good old days when we had your brother.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and he would talk about the strippers, he would pretend like he.
Speaker 1:He came up with good stories with the strippers.
Speaker 2:He did he did, boy, he was with enough of them. Yeah, he was with enough of them.
Speaker 1:It sucks that he got AIDS. I don't understand.
Speaker 2:No he got AIDS and had a drop off? Yeah, he had a drop off, anyways, any other reasons, I mean any last thoughts. Don't drink and drive and god bless you. Welcome to the stage pieces. And she takes a bitcoin for you. Hi, gentlemen, she's into ceos and if you really like you poor people, come over there with your xrp. So check her out. What