Another Reason to Drink
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Another Reason to Drink
Smell the Swift
S6-E7, Ever wondered what makes a red ale truly remarkable or how a hypothetical scenario might turn into a comedic goldmine? We kick things off with a tantalizing beer-tasting adventure featuring Ohio's finest red ales. Discover the unique charm of Boss Dog's Red Beers Irish Red Ale and Schnitz Ale Brewery's Celtic Symphony. Our taste buds travel through hazy notes and bitter finishes while we engage in more than just sipping—it's a full-blown exploration into the heart of brewing creativity and the camaraderie that unfolds over a good pint.
Switching gears, we dive headfirst into the world of sports, specifically the surprising twists and turns of the latest Super Bowl. From the jaw-dropping performance on the field to the dynamics between players like Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce, we’ve got the postgame analysis that’ll keep you at the edge of your seat. And let's not forget the halftime show and those unforgettable commercials—our insights will have you nodding in agreement or shaking your head in surprise as we unpack the artistic and humorous highlights of this grand football spectacle.
Our tales don't end there. We share the unexpected thrills of a Tequila Bingo Night, where luck favors some in the most humorous ways. Dive into our lively banter on everything from quirky pranks to comedic hypothetical scenarios. Whether it's a debate over drinking while golfing or the hilarity of a “clam slam,” our playful yet thought-provoking discussions promise to leave you both entertained and amused. Come laugh with us and ponder life's little quirks in a way only we can deliver.
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welcome back to the number one show in this house in this house, in this town, yeah I'm your hostess with demosis, princess, and I got my sidekick rick is always.
Speaker 3:Here is bat's Batman.
Speaker 2:For some reason Robin.
Speaker 3:Yeah, in my bat cave Get bat wings, bat wings Every once in a while.
Speaker 1:I took a minute to register on that one.
Speaker 2:Anyways, we got a good show tonight. Actually, we're back on alcohol this week.
Speaker 3:Yes, we are. So, we are doing yeah.
Speaker 2:Brewing company. It's called Red beers, irish red ale, it's boss dog and it's out of cleveland heights, right off lee road there up in cleveland, which I'm surprised. We've never heard of this brewing company I've never seen. I've never seen it anywhere yeah, I never seen the beer I mean.
Speaker 3:So I don't know if they're just now getting out there, or I mean they from what it looks like the establishment, I don't know, the beer wench has us in europe right now. So, yeah, the place is cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. Uh, we went to the website. We were looking at some of the pictures and they actually took empty kegs and turned them into lights, which I thought that was kind of cool.
Speaker 2:But yeah, and their menu is pretty cool as far as food goes.
Speaker 3:They're all over the menu, like they're all over the world they have. Korean and everything. It was just.
Speaker 2:Nashville chicken hot yeah it was just everything Kind of everything around, but and they do say they have wine and cocktails too, which look good, and then of course they have the beers, they have everything from all beers.
Speaker 3:Six germans. Oh yeah, except for on what day? Was it on a wednesday or something like that? If you ordered a meal, if you order a hamburger on a 10 cent burger or 10 cent beers for every burger you order, yeah, so if you order five burgers, you get five.
Speaker 2:You get 50 cent beer I've been bringing everybody. You get a hamburger bitch. Everybody gets a hamburger.
Speaker 3:I get your beer 50 cent, so a 10-cent beer with a purchase of any burger. New burger special New burger special week Every week.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's pretty cool Mondays.
Speaker 3:Mondays is the day you want to go Monday, Monday.
Speaker 2:You could get a 10-cent beer. So with that, oh, the other one we're doing, so we're going to try to say this, Pronounce this Schnitz Ale Brewery.
Speaker 3:It's a Celtic symphony. Another Irish red. It's 6.3% and the lettering is entirely way too small to read anything on it. And it says it's out of Ohio, strongville. Strongville, strongville, strongville, ohio, which isn't far, yeah, but again, this is another one that we haven't seen.
Speaker 2:I like and it's more of a German looking.
Speaker 3:Yes, it is, it actually has the um yeah, your deer well on it.
Speaker 2:If you look at this on the side of the can of the boss dogs, it has the um, the guinness, guinness, yeah a little heart yeah, on their dog. Yeah, I thought that was unique, but how they both are playing off off of somebody else's shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I mean it works you, hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 2:It ain't working because we ain't seen it.
Speaker 3:Yeah they're both red Irish ales and we all know we like reds.
Speaker 2:So we're going to jump into the boss dog one Everybody's looking for it Like where the fuck is mine. Big old, 16-ouncer.
Speaker 3:So yeah, it's right off off of. Can you scroll in a little bit, get a little closer, because I want to say that's right off of? Uh, no, so it's in between 271 and 90 up in cleveland heights. Yeah, between it's kind of by beachwood, and you'd probably be better off taking 271 and cutting over lee road and just take that right down.
Speaker 2:This has actually the first sip off, I think more of a hazy.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Than a red, than a red. But give it a second the red starts to kick in, You'll get it in a second.
Speaker 3:It does have that little bit of a bitterness. On the back of it, though, like a hazy, not even really a hazy, just a regular IPA, ipa, yeah, on the back of it, though, like a hazy, like or not even really a hazy, just a regular ipa, ipa yeah, not even a hazy, just a yeah, but it is red, it is red in color, it is so I mean, it does say red and it says ale right it says irish red ale yeah, but it tastes more like a I gotta admit the only reason I got it was because of the guy on the cam.
Speaker 3:He is pretty cool. I seen that I was like, oh dude. But you knew it was a red well, that's, yeah, that's what made me stop and look at it, yeah and I'm like boss dog. We know I like, especially in ohio never even heard of this brewery. Yeah, we've never done it.
Speaker 2:And I mean for our new listeners we're a thousand beer beers in, yeah so not to see yeah, not to see this, and find it and it's getting harder like we talk about, sometimes to find stuff. So when you find something new like this, this is good. It's actually 5.5 percent. And I think I want to say I seen the um. Ibu is like 16 or something like that on it. Oh yeah, right there um 17, so 5.5 and ibu's is 17. I'm surprised ibu's is 17. It seems like it'sa little bit more got a punch to it.
Speaker 3:More dude, I do have to. Going back to the can, I love the can all the way around. Yeah, because even over the barcode did you notice that they have the cleveland skyline? I know that was cool. I mean it's a good. I mean somebody actually sat down and thought about this and I wonder if they do that on all their cans.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. They might 28 ibu.
Speaker 3:It's saying for this untap yeah on the can.
Speaker 2:It says 17, now 28, I can believe yeah, because it is strong.
Speaker 3:Yeah, 28. It is a little bitter, but I'm telling you what. That second sip, it kind of went away you gotta like it started. It started mellowing out like yeah, because I was. I was even asked. Earlier somebody texted me and they're like hey, how's smith wicks? Oh, I'm like really like you know me. Yeah, like we've had these conversations multiple times, like that's one of my all-time faves. That ranks right up there. Oh, okay, I guess I missed that conversation.
Speaker 2:Smith-Wicks. And isn't that? Second would be what? Alaskan? I don't know what you want to say.
Speaker 3:Alaskan, no, it's not no, smith-wicks is probably my favorite red, but no, we've had some really good reds that are out of the blue that's ranked up there.
Speaker 2:And.
Speaker 3:I know we've just done some.
Speaker 2:We've got to go back and listen to the show. We just did some not too long ago.
Speaker 3:We just did some that matched right up there with Smithwick's. And I was kind of hoping that one of these would kind of top it.
Speaker 2:We might. We still got another one.
Speaker 3:This one, I don't think it's going to top Smith Wigs A tad too bitter on the back end and that's coming from untapped and I could see that. Yeah, I can't see that.
Speaker 2:I'm hoping as we get down and these are 16 ouncers, so I'm hoping it kills everything off in the back and people are saying too much malt for them.
Speaker 3:You know, yeah, yeah, and I could see that I mean it's not bad, it's not bad, it's not bad. I wouldn't mind trying it from the tap yeah on draft. Yeah, right, yeah, yeah yeah, especially for a red ale, because I'm not getting the caramel, no, the car.
Speaker 2:I got it one time and that was in the beginning. That first sip, yeah, when you waited a minute, yeah, but now the um, let's say the IPA flavor is dominating.
Speaker 3:Is dominating, is taking over. It's more of an IPA, yeah.
Speaker 2:It really is.
Speaker 3:It's more of a red IPA, yeah.
Speaker 2:Is what I'm getting at.
Speaker 3:If they're such a thing, yeah, yeah I mean Well, they got it, they figured it out.
Speaker 2:Last week we did non-alcohol beers. Yes, which non-alcohol beers.
Speaker 3:They tore me up. Did they tear you up? So now I did have a little excess gas on the way to work. I was like, oh, I'm usually not this gassy on the way to work, you know, I mean, and normally because I get worried once I start farting, fucking especially, especially, yeah, because it's just my turd yelling hey, I'm coming and I got an hour ride.
Speaker 1:I'm like no, no, not yet, but now it wasn't stinking up anything.
Speaker 3:So I was like oh okay, well, they're not stinking or anything. I'm just gassy for some reason I figured that's what it was.
Speaker 2:So I got home and then they started to sit and, man, I just destroyed the bathroom really like holy cow, but I drank them the whole night the whole night. I didn't drink anything else, and so do you think I don't know if it was that or food we ate with.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean yeah, but do you think they add more barley or hops or whatever? Do they add more to it to make it taste like the regular beer? You?
Speaker 1:know what I mean, so you don't know you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Like it's a good thing they weren't all wheat beers yeah, and I did, we did switch up and we had three yeah, we did, yeah, the other, but you were drinking them all night.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was like you were drinking them way before I got home.
Speaker 2:I had a few before Right and then I drank them show and then I drank them after.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you had 18 non-alcohol beers and I felt like it.
Speaker 2:It's kind of like when you get them sugar-free chocolates. Oh yeah, you only can eat one or two. If you eat, you're like man, I'm plugged just to get some sugar-free candy. I remember one time I got some sugar-free. It was a small bag of sugar-free, um, weren't they the hard jelly beans what do you call them? Uh, that real famous ones out there, jelly jolly bellies yeah, and I was like, oh, these are good.
Speaker 2:And then I ate them and my stomach was cramping like a bitch and I look at the back and they say sugar, for you should only eat like five, five of them, little fuckers, you know. And I ate about 50 of them the bag's gone Like oh fuck, right away.
Speaker 3:Damn, my ass was hurting. Bill was in the hospital fucking getting IVs.
Speaker 2:Shit man, but that's how it is. It's kind of like I felt like that beer, but that's how it is. It's kind of like I felt like that beer. I don't know, I'm not, I don't know, but it's oddly weird. They only sell them in a six pack.
Speaker 3:Well, I see. They have to add more of something to get it right to get it to that taste Right.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean Because you're not.
Speaker 3:You're taking out the alcohol out of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, out the alcohol out of it, yeah, yeah. So you got to replace it with something more flavor, more flavor of something, so it's got to be more excellent or whatever. Barley hops, whatever, but it hit.
Speaker 2:You're just overdosing it, yeah you know it hit me, I was all right, but I mean overall. I mean overall.
Speaker 3:I just kept thinking it had to be ahead of the volume of yeah, so I was, and they were all we did do pretty much all mexican yeah, well, we oh, stella was the only one oh yeah and that other one had the lime and the uh salt, which I thought that was fucking really good, but yeah, it did it.
Speaker 2:I mean, I was gassy too, but once it cleaned out I was fine.
Speaker 3:Maybe that's the secret to losing weight Diet you could drink as much as this. Drink as many as you want.
Speaker 2:You drop a pound a day, you would or two. It'd be clean. Eventually, it would just roll right through you.
Speaker 3:Just sour.
Speaker 2:Just sit.
Speaker 3:Talk about a shower beer. Yeah, this is the ultimate shower beer, because you just drink it and shit it right out.
Speaker 2:The old lady's asking are you shitting or peeing?
Speaker 1:Well, I'm peeing on my ass.
Speaker 3:It depends yeah.
Speaker 2:So I mean that was interesting though, but did you know that also we got some feedback from that show? We got a person that hit us up with some fan mail. I just want to give a shout out to them. Thank you very much for listening and responding back. They said I enjoyed the show more than I expected and on board to trying them. So I don't know what show perhaps they listened to, because it doesn't tie it to a show, right, but it was interesting that you know well, that's cool, that's awesome, that is so.
Speaker 3:That's good to get some feedback, because I did. Thank you. I even heard a little bit of feedback on from work. Even they're like oh I kind of didn't know really what to expect. But they all said they're, they're, you know they. Yeah, it kind of makes me want to go out and try them. You guys did a good job explaining them and they're like I'm thinking I might want to try a non-alcoholic.
Speaker 2:Then they get this show and they're like I really need to stay with a non-alcoholic.
Speaker 1:I don't want to sound like them fucking retards.
Speaker 2:Anything interesting happen this weekend.
Speaker 3:Super Bowl, super Bowl and you know I was surprised on the Super Bowl. I had to. I just on the blowout, yeah you know what I mean like I wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 2:I thought the rest were helping them out in the beginning in the beginning, but then they called the other one, and then it was all over.
Speaker 3:It was done and then they called the other one and then it was all over. It was done. And then they were like, okay, knock it, the fuck off.
Speaker 2:And let's play football.
Speaker 3:Because they were like.
Speaker 2:And I'll tell you what they looked good.
Speaker 3:Yes, the Eagles looked good. I mean I was just like, okay, I could see, you know they were legit. Yeah, kansas City, dominate the whole.
Speaker 2:I thought they were going to come back, yeah but they just couldn't get it together.
Speaker 3:I was happy for that.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of people saying they broke the game down and there's a lot of people saying that you know? Theories is that McHolmes wants to leave, mchomo, mchomo, he wants to leave, so he set it up for himself.
Speaker 3:I can't believe that, because why would you want to leave? So he set it up for himself. I can't believe that Cause. Why would you want to leave? Especially cause they were getting ready to break a record, yes, of a three and three. I mean it was something that somebody hasn't done in what 20 years, or something like that.
Speaker 2:He's probably worth a lot of money.
Speaker 3:Well, I'm sure he is. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure he is. But even still, at the end of the day, you wouldn't throw the biggest game of your life.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't say that he was probably throwing it, but they said he wasn't gelling like he normally would be with his players, Even with Kelsey. They were.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, what Kelsey only got two catches the whole game.
Speaker 2:Yeah, one of them he threw at his feet. That wasn't Kelsey's fault. No, kelsey's so tall. How is so tall, how is he supposed to pick something that?
Speaker 3:is that ankle?
Speaker 2:yeah, right and someone's going to be hitting them. But they said you know that they didn't have that connection, like they normally do, and you could just see them staring at each other.
Speaker 3:Well, I heard for some reason, kelsey's fingers were really slippery it was like a little it kept swiffing through his fingers, that's funny, that's what I heard. I don't know if that's true. It was pregame jitters. He had a little shake. He had a little swiftiness to him. I heard he ran by and swiped it under Mick Holmes' nose.
Speaker 2:That's why he got that look.
Speaker 3:His eyes watered up and he couldn't see anything, that's the worst fish. Did you fucking finger a dead salmon Jesus?
Speaker 1:Is that a swift fish it?
Speaker 3:was a swifter. We're going to get sued over this one. We'll stop.
Speaker 1:We'll stop this commercial.
Speaker 3:Speaking about commercials how come she doesn't do a commercial for the Swifter.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. Wouldn't that be great? I mean, we should suggest it to her.
Speaker 3:I want a Swift swift over here.
Speaker 2:Swift, swift over here. We should suggest it. Get money for it too, right? What do you think about the commercials? You know, everybody thinks about the commercials, so I fell in love with the Seal commercial.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just because, it was just fucking hilarious to me. As soon as I seen it. I lost it, dude. I was crying.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hilarious to me. Like as soon as I seen it, I lost it. Dude like I was crying.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that ball head, just it, just his face just blended right in with everything. I was just like oh, dude, you're like, and kudos to him, yeah for doing it yeah, you know, I mean because he's not the most attractive guy no, and he said that's a good, attractive seal I mean. But but you know, then I've seen the bud light. The bud light one was good, the called the sackde-sac, the cul-de-sac.
Speaker 2:I could see that around here. I liked the Michelob. Ultra one where they were hustling the pickleball.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the pickleball, that one was kind of like they did have some good ones Now. Okay, now, how'd you like about? What'd you think of the?
Speaker 2:half show, half show time. To tell you the truth, I was wondering if I didn't have my tv up loud enough, because I couldn't hear the, the music part of it, right you?
Speaker 2:know what I mean, right and I was watching it and everything. I'm like you know, a lot of people talk about his music always sounding the same, song after song. Okay, okay, so there's, you know you got that. And then I was like, oh yeah, I guess if you hear it. But then then there's so much when they analyze it, how much they break it down, like how political it is and all that other shit. I'm like I wouldn't say I was against it or for it. I was just like, okay, I just kind of watched it.
Speaker 3:I didn't understand it a lot of it, but then, yeah, I seen all the breakdown on TikTok or whatever.
Speaker 1:I'm like holy cow.
Speaker 3:I never did notice the lights up in the stadium of the stop or whatever. And then the street lights. It was supposed to be a road. I'm like I didn't know that was supposed to be a road.
Speaker 2:But they said that they mimicked that, you know, where they all laid down, where there was a kid that actually climbed a pool when the Eagles won the championship, okay, and they were celebrating and someone fell off and died, and then they kind of did that scene where they were all laying dead.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's why they were all laying dead and there was guys up on the poles. Exactly. So there was so up on the poles, exactly.
Speaker 2:Huh, so there was so much behind it.
Speaker 3:Like why? Why, I don't know.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. Just to entertain us.
Speaker 3:You're getting paid a lot of money, dude, go out there, dance, sing your best and them pants he had on Whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't understand the low bottom pants.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was like the shoes. They look like moon boots, dude, they did.
Speaker 1:They look like tips of moon boots.
Speaker 3:I was like looking at them like I think I used to have them when I was like eight You're looking for? Yeah, I was like fuck, I think I had them fucking things. They just weren't white, they were like black or gray or something like that, but they had a big nose on them, like yeah, I was like what's with the pants?
Speaker 2:I'm like I'm not getting them.
Speaker 1:I don't care oh yeah, he's bringing them back, yeah, next week they covered my shoes, kendrick had them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you like my boots, my moon boots, but uh, I, either way, I I didn't. But now that I analyze and what I see, breaking it down and I'm like okay that was samuel doing uh american american, yeah, I don't whatever.
Speaker 2:But I thought at first he was trying to do it like, to be like positive and excited yeah, but then when you hear everybody break it down, you're like, oh, he was being deceit, yeah I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I'm lost for words, right, oh I gotta call it all kinds of words yeah, yeah, don't we, we'll definitely get canceled.
Speaker 3:Let's go back to swift let's go back to swifter swifter the swifty of the swifters swish, swish, swiff, swiff, swiff, swiff.
Speaker 2:It'll leave your house smelling like fish, fish, fish, fish.
Speaker 1:Perfect, go ahead and swift it off.
Speaker 2:Swift it off. So, hey, I gotta tell you my weekend. So Friday we went to bingo night at the church. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the first game Ethan and McKenzie. Mckenzie wins a purse.
Speaker 3:A scarf.
Speaker 2:Yeah, our table is hot.
Speaker 3:Like an old lady's purse, with the candy already in it.
Speaker 2:Candy already in it.
Speaker 3:Like no wrapper, just hard candy in the bottom of it Stick it to it, but she won that and then we're going through.
Speaker 2:So they would do like I would say like a purse licker, purse, licker, purse, licker, purse, licker, purse, liquor, purse, liquor purse, liquor purse, that could be a good one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a good song.
Speaker 2:So I got the next, I won next and I won a bottle of tequila that was in a limited edition, like a blown glass. Some artist made it, wow yeah, and it was the first edition. It came with the certificate of what do you call that a verification?
Speaker 3:or whatever, whatever, yeah, yeah and it had.
Speaker 2:Uh, the bottle was numbered like blank of so many right, what was your bottle? I can't remember off the top of my head, but anyways, it came in a leather case with a bag. Wow, yeah, it was really nice. I think I would have rather had that purse yeah yeah, exactly, they kept, you know, and I wanted, I was excited, so I get up there. Of course, cat grabs it.
Speaker 2:Hey, it's hers yeah but then I check it up. I look it up. One place has it for 5. Bottle and the other one has it for 999 like, not not almost 10 bucks, no like 999 dollars, a thousand bucks, wow. And the other one was at 600 bucks and I was like I was like, hmm, but I would, I didn't. I had to research to see, like right, put my bottle number in there and see.
Speaker 3:So now was it like a somebody, uh like famous, famous yes, like, yeah, it was a famous artist and it was what about the famous tequila though? Was it like a famous tequila? I don't know, you know, was it like ron white or no, there's so well, it might have been I.
Speaker 2:I Googled it, but the name was super long and they did it off of some movie. I don't know Something like that.
Speaker 3:Because I just heard on my way home that oh, what the hell is his name? Country singer with a little big beard that makes yeah, yeah, everybody Real raspy voice. That's everybody Fuck.
Speaker 2:What is yeah, everybody, real raspy voice. That's everybody. Fuck, what is his name? You're not going down, damn it, Everybody, everybody.
Speaker 3:Oh no, no, you're singing to me, You're really going to fuck with me. No, we're only messing Whatever. Yeah, and he's got a new race car, but it's also. He has a new tequila with that on his car and everything. Oh yeah. Well and Clooney has a tequila. You know what I mean. There's so many people out there that have Lickers.
Speaker 2:The Rock has his.
Speaker 3:Right yeah.
Speaker 1:Which that one ain't too bad.
Speaker 2:It's kind of a little spiciness to it. But this one was from 2021, which when I first looked it up, it said it was like $200 a bottle. I was like okay, yeah. But then I come to find out that was a 2023 bottle, but this was a 2021 first edition. Wow, it says on it first edition, yeah.
Speaker 3:So I was like dang, and this is at a church. Yeah, I need to start going to that church. Yeah, this church is good.
Speaker 2:It kind of looks like that first bottle there a little bit, but it's got a hole in it. I'll have to show you a picture at halftime and then you'll have time. Yeah, so, anyways, we won that. And then Mike and Lynn, they won $100 on these what do they call them?
Speaker 1:A lot of people call them rip-offs or pull-offs. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And it was kind of like a reverse thing. So it was pretty cool. So we did that and then pretty much the rest of the weekend I just chilled, got caught up on things. I don't think I went anywhere else. Oh, we ended up going out with some friends afterwards and stuff like that. We say one drink, that drink came a bottle and the next thing, you know, yeah, I'm like, oh shit, the next day, yeah and then it it ended being longer now, did you do anything good for the super bowl?
Speaker 3:any food good food or anything.
Speaker 2:Nope, we, uh, we were gonna go. Uh, I was thinking about going to my brother's house, so that was on the list, and then, um, um, some friends had asked us to go to what is that? Dave and busters, because they said they had a huge screen and that and everything. Is that done, did you?
Speaker 3:have one by you guys.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they just made one so I was like oh, cool, maybe we'll do that real close. You know, we go over there just for hour half. Come back, you know. And uh, right at the last minute, they said uh, no, they're not going, but you, you know, come over our house. And then I was like well, if we're gonna go to their house, we'll just go to bob's, you know what I mean. And then, um, cat's like not even dressed. And then I'm like we're at the.
Speaker 3:There's no way yeah, the show's gonna start.
Speaker 2:Don't bother getting dressed, and she's already not even dressed you know, so I know that wasn't gonna go right and she kept him in and haun and I'm like you know what, why don't we just stay here? So we ended up staying home and then making stuff out of the the freezer and stuff, right. So I went. I wanted chicken wings and beer. That's what I wanted, but actually I had bought some. I actually bought some chicken wings that were designed to go into the um air fryer, right, and I think that's a little bit better.
Speaker 3:They already breaded, or yeah, I actually pretty much fully cooked yeah you just throw them in there, warm up, yeah, and they get crispy on the outside right yeah, whatever, and um long story short, I got them.
Speaker 2:They weren't. They weren't too bad. You know what I mean, but I'd still. I mean it's something about going and get. I am a sucker for ice cold, ice cold, cold, cold beer.
Speaker 3:You got a freezer.
Speaker 2:I know, but it's not the same.
Speaker 1:It's not the same.
Speaker 3:It's not the same going and spending $5 for it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it comes out in that mug. You're like woo-hoo, I know I get it and you start drinking that and it just goes whoosh.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yep.
Speaker 2:Right down Because we went somewhere. I think we did go somewhere Sunday, oh yeah. So we decided we were going to go to Texas Roadhouse. We had some gift cards. Okay, I said hey let's go there.
Speaker 3:Good luck in there and whatever. Yes, that place is busy, it sucks yeah.
Speaker 2:But I'm not a big fan of that place because the level of noise is ridiculous. Yes, and getting in it yes Now we haven't had a problem knock on wood getting in. Okay. We've always been right in and we did that night we went right in. Actually, they were waiting for me because I was parking the car Okay.
Speaker 3:And I came in, we sat down. That's surprising, because normally it's fucking packed, Packed and you said the noise. You can't talk to each other, you just sit there and listen. I had the.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you just sit there and listen to everybody else and there are conversations Because you hear, right, but the level noise because you know even Kat says well, you don't like going. I said, let's go. Because, she wanted go, but I don't like to get steak places and stuff like to go. No, it's not the same.
Speaker 3:No, no, absolutely so, anyways we go in there and they bring out big old frosted mug and I was she's like, and it been a, I I quit.
Speaker 2:That was like friday. I drank the whole weekend. I didn't drink because I, you know, I was like, oh, I gotta get blood, I don't want to be good, you know. Anyways, I I sucked that sucker down and cat's looking at me. She's like damn that, go quick. She's like he's like you want another one? I was like, yeah, and then cat's over there, give me the texas port wine you know they give the extra large ones but long story short they.
Speaker 2:I mean when they brought out that second one and it was frostier than the first one. I'm like damn game on.
Speaker 3:Another game on let's go they go down.
Speaker 2:Yep yeah, but it was good. That's not. The reason I think that place is so popular too is because it's good food.
Speaker 3:It's not really that expensive it's not, no, it's not bad. Now, I mean, that's why it's always packed. You know, I mean you're not, you can you can take a family you can take a family of four there and get out probably under 100 bucks yeah, 100 bucks, you know, depending on what you're getting, whatever, but what kind of steak?
Speaker 3:yeah, yeah but I just want real quick. I want to talk about dude. I did these uh, cuban cigars, right, yeah. And so I smashed out a pork chop, put a piece of ham, a piece cheese and a pickle in the middle, rolled it up. You did the pickle spear though. Right, I did a pickle spear. Yes, I actually did a spicy pickle spear, but you couldn't tell Rolled it up, wrapped it in bacon and took it over to your brother's house and we did it on his Traeger Dude, phenomenal, they were so fucking good. And then at the last half hour or so, we jacked it up to 450. To get that, crispy.
Speaker 3:I can't get bacon crispy in a smoker Period, and so that's why I wanted to take it over there. But then I took a hot honey and a spicy mustard and mixed it together and painted them. Oh, with that, while it was cooking up to 450 to get it like a little bit of a crust to it. Did it get a crust? It did get a little bit of a crust to it. Yes, yeah, but the bacon still never got fucking crispy.
Speaker 2:I don't like it when the bacon is all rubbery. I can't figure it out, dude. I cannot figure it out on a fucking barbecue On TV or the commercial. Oh yeah, just snap it.
Speaker 3:Cook it at fucking 275 and wait for the shit to get crispy. Dude my pork chop. We would have been using it as a fucking football if I had to wait for that bacon to get crispy.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. Mustard you use with the honey would have complimented that pork chop would have conflict complimented that um pork chop right.
Speaker 3:It dude, it complimented it all. I mean, it was like a cuban sandwich, yeah, you know and oh yeah, that's right you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:That's why it's called a cuban cigar, like it was basically like a cuban sandwich, dude it was. Were they filling? Very, very? I took one to work and they were only six inches long, yeah, you know, probably three inches wide, and I, that's all I ate for that, just my lunch, and that was it. Like, yeah, and we, I made eight or nine of them and there was 10 people there. We cut them in half and there were still three left over. Wow, wow yeah.
Speaker 2:So do you, were they big hit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they were good. Yeah, they were a little. To me they were a little salty. I don't eat a lot of salt.
Speaker 2:So they were a little salty, Probably from the bacon and ham Boy there's bacon, ham, pickle yeah.
Speaker 3:Cheese has salt in it yeah. It was just a lot of salt. They were good dude. I recommend anybody to try them out.
Speaker 2:Sweet and you got that recipe off of the old tickety-tock, tickety-tock, talk, talk.
Speaker 3:It's called a Cuban cigar. Yeah, I'm sure you can find them on Pinterest and everything else. It's called a Cuban cigar.
Speaker 2:I could sell you my phone for $10,000. $10,000.
Speaker 3:$50,000.
Speaker 2:Yep, I don't want your dick pics Someone else that'd be $100,000 for your dick pics on there Toothpick pics. Let's go ahead and rate this. I know we had a lot more to talk about this time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we were on here for a minute. So, boss Dog, you're doing it as a red, right? Yeah, it's what it is Red beards, irish red ale. But at the end of the day it tastes like an IPA. It does. It really does. It tastes like a not even really a good IPA, correct? I'm kind of disappointed because it almost wants to have that Red Irish Ale. Yeah, you know, like I get it almost to a point point and then the bitterness just takes over. It just takes over like I can almost taste that caramel, and then all of a sudden, the bitterness of the hops or whatever the that makes that ipa just takes over and now for a red.
Speaker 3:This is a zero one yeah, yeah for a red, for a red yeah, I'll rate it as overall Beer. What do you?
Speaker 2:rate it for overall.
Speaker 3:I'll give it a six.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I'll give it a six. Six as well. I was thinking, yeah, right around there, maybe a five dude, yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm going to go five because it's a red family. You don't have to follow me. Yeah, I went a little high on it, but I I just took my last sip of it. I'm like it's still just bitter.
Speaker 2:Yes, everything is just bitter about it yeah, no, I was just going back and forth because I, you know, I could see a little bit of being. Originally I was thinking maybe like a seven, but then I, the more I thought about it, I'm like it gets lower and lower. Yes and then I'd say a solid five for the beer overall, a zero for a red ale a red ale.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I and I wouldn't. So I guess, to our listeners, if you see boss dogs, red irish ale, don't take it as a red eyes, real that. Don't take it as a red eyes, red ale. That don't like, please, expect it's going to be an IPA, a red IPA. Yeah, basically, and you it has a little bit of bitterness. I mean with the 28 IBUs. Yeah, I mean, even I even questioned that on tap is even at a 3.5, one, which is kind of high.
Speaker 2:but that could be the IPA lovers. But if you read it like.
Speaker 3:a lot of them say that it's bitter yeah. It was just too bitter for everybody.
Speaker 2:You wouldn't think this would be a red, would be a bitter. It would be that bitter. So I'm not saying I'm not princess, and I don't think I would. Jason, keep creep, I would not.
Speaker 3:Yeah, unfortunately.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just wanted to hear Jason's music.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I would not. Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah, I just wanted to hear Jason's music. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Oh, and I want to give a shout out, since we did shout out earlier. Friends, today's E-Money's birthday.
Speaker 3:Oh, happy birthday, E-Money.
Speaker 2:Yeah, give him some claps. Where's that?
Speaker 3:birthday. Okay, we don't have happy birthday. No, we don't do that much that? No, that'll be tomorrow we just need to do rick's laugh there you go happy birthday yeah, happy birthday okay, I'm gonna piss myself, you're gonna piss, so we're gonna go get another ice, cold one, and we'll be right back so so welcome back to the swift show and I hope you got your nice ice cold one swift, swift yeah, and here we go with the schnitz.
Speaker 2:Rick was chasing me around, I was I was trying to rub my I was trying to get what do you call it pink Pink eye? Yeah, no, what is it when you put your nuts? It's not called a.
Speaker 3:Clam. No, what is it when a lesbian? What's the equivalent Of a lesbian tea bag?
Speaker 2:Clamslam.
Speaker 3:No, that was the one I heard.
Speaker 2:Was clamslam.
Speaker 3:The new one is Lipchate. What the hell was it? It was lip was clam slam. The new one is lip chatty. What the hell was it? It was lip. You have to look it up, you're damn it it was lip chatty or something like that. Like yeah, that was it, which isn't bad, but I like clam slam.
Speaker 2:I think that's. I think that's. Oh, I kind of like this one better. It's good so far. I kind of like this one better. It's good so far.
Speaker 3:First sip Okay, now we're back to a Red Ale yeah.
Speaker 2:It's not an idea Actually. It's kind of alcohol tasty though, isn't it?
Speaker 3:A little bit, but I only had one little sip.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let it get to you. You know what, when I get bored around work, I just go around and take scrunchies and throw them in people's trucks.
Speaker 3:Just to piss off the.
Speaker 2:Just to get brand new employees, yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm getting divorced.
Speaker 1:I got to move.
Speaker 3:She took the house and everything I don't know. She found this scrunchie.
Speaker 2:I don't know what happened. Don't know I found this, she found this scrunchie. I don't know what happened. That is funny. I've seen it on TikTok. I get bored, I go around and you see him shooting at people's passenger side. Dude, fuck that.
Speaker 1:I would kill somebody, so don't do it to you. You got a fucking jealous ass fucking bitch.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean Like no. Okay, jealous ass fucking bitch. You know what I mean like like no okay, like that's not funny dude, I'm gonna put yours around I'll put fucking underwear underneath your fucking car seat not even good ones I'll put some big ass, fucking granny panties.
Speaker 3:Oh speaking of which, I shouldn't even say this but me and a buddy were I'm just going to change this up a little bit. Me and my buddy were walking down the road. Big, like big girl Was in front of us, and I mean like big enough to look like two raccoons wrestling in a fucking bag.
Speaker 2:A fucking like On one side, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Just like a big girl, yeah. And I was like hey, dude, where's the painting lines? Oh, my he dude. Like he was. Like, I was like yeah, it's in your head now, like where's that? Like, because you're just searching for it. Like yeah, like so you know, yeah, that's just a fucking sweat market, fucking. That's like a chinese fucking sweat house down there this shit's just working, chinese shit yeah, it's just.
Speaker 2:I wonder if it smells like fried chicken down there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I didn't want to go that far but it'd be like roasted tuna.
Speaker 2:So if I put a scrunchie around your gear shifter, that'd be bad news.
Speaker 3:It's a good thing you got a big house, because I'm going to need a nice little place to stay a place to stay after I get out of prison.
Speaker 2:That's a stable residence but, um, I also read I didn't know this, I was gonna try this. I don't know if you heard this or not, but there's a cartoon out there it's called bluesy. Um, let me look it up, um, I saved it. It's called bluey show b-l-u-e-y bluey show nope, but it's about that you've probably seen. It's like a little dog, nope. Anyways, they say the colors of that cartoon are designed for dogs. They can see the blues and that. So dogs are real interested in watching this show because they designed it to colors that dogs can see. I do not believe that I was gonna try it.
Speaker 3:Try it.
Speaker 2:No, let me know like I'll be waiting on the edge of my seat, but I got a couple dogs, I can try it. Try it on Right. Yeah, try it out. I was just curious you never heard.
Speaker 3:I've never heard anything about it. No, no, yeah, I did. I like I've done, like the whole, you know, leaving the radio on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do that just for my own, for, yeah, for our own thing.
Speaker 3:But I, just because I don't know, I just always thought pretty much animals are colorblind they are and them are the colors that they can see blues, yeah, blues and yellows, or like a yellowish, brownish, yeah maybe possibly so they speaking of dogs, yeah, do you know why the cowboy bought a wiener dog? No, I don't know why. The cowboy, by the way, to get along, little doggy To get along, that's a dad joke.
Speaker 2:It is. It's fucking funny. There was a dad earlier one. I forgot it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, do you know what happened to the guy who drank Invisible Ink?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:He's still waiting around the emergency room to be seen.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's great. Oh, my, my, I don't have any jokes like that, so mine was the only the scrunchie thing, the scrunchie you know, that's not funny.
Speaker 3:That's not funny, that's that's divorce material like I'm gonna be like, yeah, you'd be like no like, like put a little hair in there for her.
Speaker 2:Be like texting you be like motherfucker.
Speaker 1:You better tell this bitch right now that you did this but then she wouldn't believe you. You know what I mean, you'd have to record it right could you imagine?
Speaker 3:doing that to your brother. Oh, that'd be funny we should do it. No, like you know it would be all bad yeah. Like it would be He'd come back later.
Speaker 1:Oh no, he'd be living here. He'd be living here, he'd be living at my house. You'd be like motherfucker.
Speaker 2:But he might come back later in life like that was the best decision Now.
Speaker 3:I got swift.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got swifty swift but uh, no, oh so, uh, what else do we do in the head? I'm lost now. Uh, we do uh ricky's bad decisions, but we don't. You got it well here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I do I do have one bad decision. What's that One bad decision that I did in my life? I thought about this story the other day. I'm like all right, I got to tell you guys this. Okay, so back in the day I took this chick home. Well, she actually took me home. Her name was Ann, whatever Ann and I met her at the bar. We had a couple beers, whatever. We went back to her house. She was like, well, go ahead in the bedroom, I'm going to go freshen up Whatever. You know like they normally do.
Speaker 3:And so I'm sitting on her bed, dude, and I see a wall of shelves, okay, and on the top shelf was like big bears, like stuffed animals, like the whole wall was full of stuffed animals, oh, and different sizes, yeah, and from like the top was big and they worked all the way down to the bottom and they were just, you know, on the bottom ones. I'm like just thinking to myself, I'm like, okay, this is a little creepy.
Speaker 1:Like especially.
Speaker 3:They're all sitting there staring at us. You know me, whatever, because I'm sitting there by myself, but anyhow she comes in. Dude, dude, I fucking rock it Like just fucking Superstar. Yeah, wwe, fucking off the top rope Fucking ah ah, ah. That's all it is, yeah, yeah yeah, whatever, and you know, so we're all done. I'm like yeah, yeah, how was that honey? She's like yeah, you can go ahead and take a prize off the bottom shelf, prize off the bottom shelf.
Speaker 1:Kind of like a carnival, basically what it was. Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 3:So yeah, yeah, that's pretty funny. Yeah sorry, that was my other joke.
Speaker 2:That was funny, so yeah, yeah that's pretty funny.
Speaker 3:Yeah, sorry, that was my other joke.
Speaker 2:That was your other joke? Hey, I got some, okay, so I can't remember. I know I was told many jokes today, but one joke well, it ain't a joke, but when we get in these. But one thing I got to tell you about is they said that, um, you know, I told cat, they said that you should hug things that were bad decisions. You know, or embrace things that are bad decisions, right, and then she comes over and gives me a hug.
Speaker 3:I almost gave it away.
Speaker 1:It took me a minute, but there was another dad joke.
Speaker 2:I just can't think out of taking I almost gave it away because I said hug, it took me a minute.
Speaker 3:There was another dad joke, I just can't think of it. So she came over and gave me a hug. Gave you a hug. You heard?
Speaker 2:the bad decision Bad decisions are good decisions.
Speaker 3:She goes over and hugs every one of her purses, I'm sure.
Speaker 2:That was a good decision. I was wondering why she was hung in strange men.
Speaker 3:I was like oh, that was a bad decision.
Speaker 1:Me too again.
Speaker 2:We're supposed to say that, right.
Speaker 3:Cat, no more hugs. He's on to us. She gave me a double hug.
Speaker 1:She gives me all kinds of hugs.
Speaker 2:She keeps telling me hug, hug, hug, hug hug.
Speaker 3:And then I hear bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad choices, bad choices. Okay, we're at Ricky's. Bad choices, let's hit it. Bad choices.
Speaker 2:We got Kat coming up for a hug. She's on her way. No no more hugs, okay, okay, okay. Have you ever had sex with two different people within a 24-hour period? No answer, no comment, right?
Speaker 3:I plead the fifth.
Speaker 2:You're like you got awful quiet. Where's the terpenes? It just went.
Speaker 3:Yes, I have, when I was much, much younger.
Speaker 2:Younger Way, younger Way, younger.
Speaker 3:Years ago, like 20s.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when you could get it twice Exactly, I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 2:Well, okay, how about you? Okay, I did, I did too. So my little story goes like this I was upstairs had sex. No wait, yeah, I was upstairs, had sex with my girlfriend and then she's like can you go get me some water? Sure, I'll go down, there's her sister. Took me a minute to get the water up there Exactly 38 seconds Whole minute You've seen them.
Speaker 3:It was a whole minute to get it back up to her.
Speaker 2:You've seen them commercials where they fill the water and the guy you know, the TikTok where they drag them off and they come back the water and the guy you know, the tiktok where they drag them off and come back the water.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, yeah. So I came down and then her sister was all over me. I was like damn, I literally just got off of your sister. You know, that was planned. It was then. So then about, it was like about a week or two later and then my girlfriend broke up with me. I wonder why?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I had a similar, not situation but, it was within 24 hours.
Speaker 3:Mine was within like two minutes. Mine was within 24 hours. There might have been four.
Speaker 2:I wonder why the sister said well, that smells familiar Like. Why?
Speaker 3:do you taste so good?
Speaker 1:You taste familiar.
Speaker 3:You taste exactly like my sister. A little swift Swift across the nose.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm going to change it up up. If a big fire broke out right now, would you push everybody out of the way to get out first?
Speaker 3:no, I don't, I don't believe I would no I don't think I would either. I don't believe I wouldn't. I would just jump out the window and watch all burn.
Speaker 2:I was like bird. Smells like chicken. No, I, I don't believe it. No, I wouldn't either, even if it was like a stranger.
Speaker 3:And I don't believe now, I would make sure that my cat would get out right, yeah yeah, no, like I would make sure everybody that I love get the fuck out yeah, you know yep, I mean sorry, little homeless kid. Whatever they go first and then, if I got time, I'll come back, I'll make time for you he rescued the dog.
Speaker 2:But anyways, this last question. These are always about money $100,000. Would you not bathe or shower for a year For $100,000? Yeah, could you do a poor man bath? I don't know he doesn't say that, you know at least wipe your balls and your ass.
Speaker 3:I mean dude for $100,000, I'd probably drag them across the grass. I mean it would be good to dog scoot, just not smell so bad yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, there was people that go without showers for a long time yeah, I can't do that now. And they get the nappy hair.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you would have to cut your hair. No, that's not very no, that's not stop.
Speaker 2:No, they would get the dreads because they they tend to. They still shower bill, I know, but they do something with their hair, right? Yeah?
Speaker 3:no, I know, I know, yeah, you're right like, but there's an actual process to do that. Yeah, like it's not just because they're dirty.
Speaker 2:No, it takes just because like I, mean there's some kind of cream.
Speaker 3:No, it's just because you're saying that, no, you are.
Speaker 2:No, I know they take pass, you know right.
Speaker 3:No, I don't think there's a whole shampoo to it. Well, there's a whole process to make dreadlocks, yeah, and it starts with living in a very poor place and being showerless.
Speaker 2:No, but what I'm trying to say you're taking it, but it is a known fact. If you don't wash your hair for years, it will turn into dreadlocks.
Speaker 1:But that's not how it works. That's what I was applying.
Speaker 3:I know, but that's not how it works Well, that's what I'm saying, for a year there literally was a kid at work that just grew his hair long and he came in at the end of the week or after the weekend and had full-on dry locks.
Speaker 2:But there's a cream or something they put in there.
Speaker 3:Well yeah, yeah but there's a process to it and it's not not showering.
Speaker 2:But in this case for $100,000,. You're not showering.
Speaker 3:Yes for $100,000, I would have fucking dreadlocks, you would Dirty dreadlocks. I would have leaves sticking out of my fucking hair Grass Like a little fucking bird nest up there.
Speaker 2:That would be you. That's what I'm applying. You haven't taken a shower for a year.
Speaker 3:No, it's been three months.
Speaker 1:I'm saving the card for $100,000.
Speaker 3:For $100,000, yes, $100,000, I would not shower for a year. No, that's a shower I can go wash up in a mud puddle, right. Well, that's what I was saying. I don't know. Up in a mud puddle, right.
Speaker 2:Well, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 3:I don't know. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Like, a poor man bath you could take A whore bath.
Speaker 3:Let's call it a whore bath. I like a whore bath.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a whore bath you could take your rag and go through your hair Right when I go camping. You do a whore bath.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you the wipes. Yeah, little fucking alcohol wipes yeah.
Speaker 2:Wash 100. See, that's what I went.
Speaker 3:Now, if you can't even do that Now. I wash my taint when I do a little whore bath. Yeah, now, that's a good. You guys, you should, especially the princess, or no, the beer wench over here she needs to wash.
Speaker 3:If you're ever out in the woods for a long period of time, you here. She needs to watch like if you're. If you're ever out in the woods for a long period of time, like you, you gotta wash in between the crevices. The crevices like that little strip there. Yeah, you gotta scrub that a little bit. That's the part that starts, because you're walking the whole time yeah you know and you're just whatever, and yeah yeah, when you're camping yeah, when you're camping, you gotta, you gotta wash the little lord we gotta, we got to get another subject that damn card.
Speaker 2:All right, let's go with this beer. Oh, let's rate this beer. I'm about half. What are you about?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm about there too. Yeah, it's good. I have to admit it's good. I do see it being boring, but for them saying that it's 25 IBUs, I don't get that.
Speaker 2:I don't get that at all only where I get is I still get alcohol. Um taste of it. You know what I mean. And it only being a 4.3 is kind of shocking to me, you know I'm not really getting um I, but I, I guess I am.
Speaker 3:I get the caramel out of it at least because it is a red ale like I do yeah, absolutely. I am getting the caramel on the back end of it, so I gotta be happy. But we gotta be happy about that, oh, it's 6.3.
Speaker 2:That um untapped is incorrect. It says 4.3, but the can.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a 6.
Speaker 2:That I can see Now. Maybe the 4.3 might not be so bad if there is such a 4.3.
Speaker 3:Well, they also say they don't make it anymore, and I just found this.
Speaker 2:Maybe they don't make the 4.3.
Speaker 3:Maybe they don't make the 4.3. Maybe they stepped up their game because everybody was saying it was boring.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they say, well, we're going to put a little. But this one says Celtic Sympathy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's the name of it. That's the name of the beer. Oh, is that what it is? Oh, which is really cool. I mean, it's a cool can. Again, it's a really cool can.
Speaker 2:It's like a German looking. You see, the little music coming off the side of it and everything. Yeah, that's got the irish uh what?
Speaker 3:or the clover right there, the clover? Oh yeah, three, but they kept.
Speaker 2:No, it's only three yeah, so is that a german thing?
Speaker 3:irish, because they're playing off irish red yeah, but why would they only have a three leaf?
Speaker 2:they have a four on the, the main one picture. Oh they, they do. Yeah, I don't know, but it's different. Oh, would you give it? I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:I'll go an eight.
Speaker 2:I can see where you go. I was going to go seven. Okay, just because of the, what I call the alcohol.
Speaker 3:The alcohol flavor on it. I'll go an eight just because I do like it is smooth. I do like that little bit of an alcohol flavor and on the sides of my tongue are that amber or that caramel Caramel taste. Some have more caramel than others, than others?
Speaker 2:yes, Yep, but I will back it up. It is very smooth. I wonder what this would taste on draft. On tap.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that might be a little bit better it up.
Speaker 3:It is very smooth. I wonder what this?
Speaker 2:would taste on draft on tap yeah, yeah, yeah, that might be a little bit better, um, but I would say this is pretty. I wouldn't say princess on this one, but maybe keeper, will you keep this, I can see, I would probably keep this. I would probably keep this um, I wouldn't necessarily kick it out if I had it, but would I go out and buy it? So you know what I mean. Like if I seen other Reds, I know it was only $9.99 a six-pack.
Speaker 3:Which isn't bad. Which isn't bad.
Speaker 2:Especially these days. Well, how much is Smith Wigs for a six-pack? I think?
Speaker 3:it's the same. Yeah, but actually I was just told that they come in eight-pack cans. I've never seen cans, no, I've only seen bottles. I guess up at the old Spurkle Market they have them in eight-pack cans.
Speaker 2:That'd be interesting. Now if I seen this against Smith Wicks I know Smith Wicks I like a little better I would grab Smith Wicks Now. We did one and it's going to kill me to know what one we did like a few weeks back where we were really surprised with the red Remember.
Speaker 3:It was very good, very good. Yes, we were like whoa, that wasn't a, oh, it was, that wasn't it.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, oh, it was St Fatty's Irish Red.
Speaker 3:Ale Yep.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was it. It was fat heads. Yeah, that shocked us. Yeah, because we gave it a five-star rating. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we gave it a five-star on Falcon. Now I'm kind of wanting it again. Yeah, I actually seen that you did. Yeah, so that one I might grab that again. Yeah, just for your house. Yeah, just to have it.
Speaker 2:That just goes to show that you would pick that one you know over others you know, oh yeah, others you know, oh yeah, I forgot the beer wench brought up different ones we did? Yeah, we forgot. She actually does her job, yeah, every once in a while, other than distract us with their titties. You know, it's one of her titties is real small, one's big it's the nipple.
Speaker 3:I don't understand the areola. I know, like, why one covers the whole side and the other one is just real tiny. I know it's like a piece of salami and a pepperoni. Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 2:And then she put a nipple in the one with the salami. I don't understand, I don't understand.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I want to put them between a cracker.
Speaker 2:There is cheese under there. It's like a Lunchable. There is cheese, it's like a lunchable there is cheese under there anyways, uh, beach escape. I don't remember that one I don't think that was us. I was gonna say was it beach?
Speaker 3:that might go way back, way back. So yeah, we have her scrolling through our history. A little bit History of banana hammock.
Speaker 2:Now, she's only started recently. Oh yeah, that Bahana Hammock.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I think I brought that up a long time ago when I went to no, we did that. I think they're up north by Beachwood. Crooked Hammock Brewery.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you know what we need to do is I don't think we brought that decal for that Crooked, crooked Hammock Brewery.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because you know what we need to do is I don't think we brought that decal for that you kind of put it on your fridge at the other place. Yeah.
Speaker 2:So, we had to get some more decals than that. Oh, real quick. I know I don't like to talk about golf too much, because you know, but I just want to say that I am doing once again very good at golf with other people's drivers. Oh, I'll let you use mine. Still hitting, I think I got narrowed down to one I'm going to buy and it's not that crazy expensive.
Speaker 3:That SF1.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:No, we figured that out.
Speaker 2:I was going to go with the. I can't even think of it. It's the Max 2, something um anyways. But yeah, yeah, yeah but I was gonna go with that. But, um, yeah, so I'm excited. I get a little excited, as you know it's coming. Yeah, I actually heard a bird sing this morning. I was going to my um appointment and I came outside and I heard a bird chip and it was like I was like.
Speaker 3:I hear him too, but it's more owls or eagles.
Speaker 1:Oh, that around here.
Speaker 3:Killing things.
Speaker 2:Now would you have a trust me Both of the. I wouldn't. I wouldn't probably do the other one.
Speaker 3:I would not do the the bad. Oh, I want boss dog. Yeah, boss dog, do the the bad. Oh, I want boss dog. Yeah, boss dog, I wouldn't do the boss dog, trust me. Well, trust me, it tastes like an ipa. Yes, if you like a red ip, if you would like to try a red ipa trust me, that's it yeah, it has a slight caramel. Now the whatever the brewery that we're.
Speaker 2:We're trying now I don't know how you pronounce it I want to say schnitzel. The building is beautiful, the inside is beautiful, yes, it is beautiful, yeah, and they look like have great food and they do a whole. It looks to me as if it's a German feel. You know, that's what I take away.
Speaker 3:Oh, absolutely yeah, and all together, like all the way around, around, they did a great job inside and everything else. Yeah, I look it up on, uh, the old google, google on the old interweb, interweb internet.
Speaker 2:but uh, but yeah, it does look they even. They even advertise, like the mural in the background is kind of like you said that was a little bit west of Cleveland. West southwest. Like southwest of Cleveland Seems southwest. Yeah, yeah, it was southwest of Cleveland. Actually, the other one's closer to us, but this one's a little.
Speaker 3:So it's in between Cleveland and Lakewood, but south, yeah, it's a little bit of a drive, berea. See now, isn't that where the airport is? Is Berea?
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, now map it real quick, see if you do driving directions from here. I'm just curious how long? I'd say an hour.
Speaker 3:I'd say an hour and a half. Did you do the drum roll please? Because you figure Berea is where supposedly the new stadium is it's supposed to be. Yeah, Drum roll, oh hour Is where supposedly the new stadium is supposed to be. Number oh, an hour and a half. You're right, an hour and 27 minutes Woo.
Speaker 2:In light traffic.
Speaker 3:In light traffic.
Speaker 2:That's as far in the drive to go again. But look, they make you go up north to come back down.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, but if you go 422, hit the 422, hour and 31 minutes, so it doesn't matter, it's all the stopping.
Speaker 2:You come from my house, it's quick. Yeah, yeah, my house would be quick, quick. I don't think so, but anyways, it might be any last end of the day.
Speaker 3:End of the day, we did a. I don't have one. It's the dog dog boss. Irish red red beard. Irish red ipa. We're gonna call it yes, because that's pretty much what it was.
Speaker 2:And I know people that. I know people that don't like ipa because they don't like grapefruit and whole flavor, so they they avoid, you know. So they would be upset if they bought this and then and that's why this is why we do the show. We educate and help people.
Speaker 3:We didn't like it.
Speaker 2:I can tolerate it because I don't mind it. We drank it, but it wouldn't be my go-to.
Speaker 3:I mean, if you piss in a bottle and put IPA on it, I'll be like oh okay, I'll try it.
Speaker 2:Mine would be more like a stout dark, A little bit of blood.
Speaker 3:Yeah. So I mean that had a 28 IBU, 5.3% alcohol, 4.8?.
Speaker 2:Wasn't that 4.9? No, it was 5.3.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and so I don't know. We didn't care for it. It wasn't an Irish red that we were thinking of. Now, to come to this schnitz, schnitz, schnitz. Ale, it'll give you the schnitz. Hey, I hope not, but we'll find that out next week.
Speaker 1:We'll find out, yeah, next week.
Speaker 3:Dude, I gave it an, an eight, you gave it a seven.
Speaker 2:I thought it was good, it was pretty, it's a good, it's a good red ale and would it be my most favorite that I would pick up now, absolutely now I would take smith wigs, yeah, all day actually that fat heads, I would take that over, yeah, too now, if I see, now, let me ask you, just throw this out, out fatheads or Smithwicks, ooh, that would be close. I like one of each.
Speaker 3:Well, I would probably take the Smithwicks, just because I'm used to it. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like that fathead was good, it's very good.
Speaker 2:But we should almost do a show. I know we did the beers between the two, because then it helps people to dial down. If you go somewhere and you're at a place, you could give good, solid advice like yeah, I like Fat Heads, but Smith Wicks is a little bit better. Just that little bit.
Speaker 3:And this is why you know what I mean Right, I mean that you know that could be a show.
Speaker 2:We're about educating people and helping them. That's what we're doing, yes.
Speaker 3:Just helping everybody's liver, not because we get to leak the drink and stuff. Just helping everybody's liver right along. Yeah, and oh, let me tell you, I did golfing golfed and I drank, oh so I went most the weekend like being good and then I figured out that you we golf so much better if you don't drink.
Speaker 2:You think no, I thought I did better. I'll show you my scorecard. It started getting better now. Anyways, what are you doing over there looking at porn porn?
Speaker 3:Yeah, don't Guy porn. We don't like to look at guy porn. Excuse me there, Steve.
Speaker 1:Do that on your own time, not on my camera.
Speaker 2:What do you do with this, though? I mean, at the end of the day, you would take.
Speaker 3:At the end of the day, I would probably would pick up the schnitz and just have it in the fridge. Yeah, wouldn't. Would pick up the schnitz, yeah, and just have it in the fridge. Yeah, you know what I mean. But the other one, absolutely no boss dog, no, no, I would like to go to both places they are. They look beautiful they are kind of local in cleveland. Yeah, get some ideas what we want to do, different things, stuff like that.
Speaker 2:It'd be cool. Yeah, um, any, oh no, you have another reason to drink Weather weather gold, I know, but they say it's supposed to be cold.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're dropping back down to 10s Last week, I know a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a few weeks ago we did talk about how it's supposed to warm up, yeah, and I was surprised.
Speaker 3:And it did yeah.
Speaker 1:But, it did.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but no, like you said, oh, it's going to get warmer, and then it took a turn.
Speaker 3:Then all of a sudden, I looked at that calendar again. Yeah, and now we're 10.
Speaker 2:Freezing Next week we're 10. Don't we have a day that come into four degrees?
Speaker 3:Lows yeah, low is two. Highs are tens yeah, for three days in a row. You know who would like that? My brother, I probably Do. You know why he'll like that? Because they don't have to work. Because they can blow each other.
Speaker 1:The whole day.
Speaker 3:They're going to be like glug, glug, glug, glug.
Speaker 2:And they send you pictures of it.
Speaker 1:Oh, do you need to?
Speaker 3:wash down myself here. I'll wash down you, let me scrub your ass.
Speaker 2:Anyways you, let me scrub your ass. Anyways, that's yours. Another reason to drink is because the weather mine is um, I don't know. Oh, I'm just happy ethan's birthday oh, yeah, yeah you know, you're not getting him anything right? Um, yeah, I can say it on the, but what we've doing is the families. He wants new golf clubs, but when I say new golf clubs, he wants to buy used new golf clubs. So everybody's throwing in money.
Speaker 3:But isn't he getting married, so wouldn't that be his birthday? No, no.
Speaker 1:Before you ruin it.
Speaker 3:I just I'm stopping you before you ruin it, but like that should be his.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Like here. Here's a check buddy. Yeah, because Daddy's money, because now you're married yeah, you're going to be married?
Speaker 2:No, he's trying to get it before he gets married.
Speaker 3:Oh, because then it becomes, because then there's yeah, yeah. His money's, her money, oh yeah, but if they get divorced, won't she take the golf club? She might, no it happened.
Speaker 1:But anyways everybody's throwing money $5 million golf clubs.
Speaker 2:Everybody's throwing money into the pot. Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 3:And then for him.
Speaker 2:I told him, I said I asked him, I. He said yeah, oh hell, yeah, good for him. And then I told him I asked him. He said Ethan hits me up and he goes Dad. I would like these used new clubs. And I'm like, well, how about I get everybody to throw money into a pot and then you make up the difference, right, yeah? And he's like, oh, I like the idea, you know.
Speaker 1:So that's what everybody's doing. Good for you guys, everybody's throwing it in there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah, I'm happy it's his birthday today, Happy birthday. And then we're celebrating it tomorrow and then, yeah, just a lot going on Family's here. So yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, Good for you guys, anyways. Tell him, if he wants his birthday present, he has to ride his bicycle up here. Get Anyways, tell him, if he wants his birthday present, he has to ride his bicycle up here to get it.
Speaker 2:Get it, yeah, he might. I know he rides his bike. I know he's been looking to get one of them little things where he could carry his dogs in. Oh, stop it, he is. He is Because he feels bad to leave them at home while he rides.
Speaker 3:So he's thinking about one of them, little pole vines, we'll get a big enough one for Ricky. Yeah, he'll come with you.
Speaker 2:Anyways, what is it? Last thoughts? Don't drink and drive, and God bless you. See you next week, guys.
Speaker 1:Later Outro Music.