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Another Reason to Drink
Maternity Mike
S6-E4, Get ready for a hilarious and light-hearted episode as we take you on a wild ride through the world of craft beers, workplace anecdotes, and unexpected weather phenomena. We kick things off with a lively discussion about iconic Irish ales, reminiscing about our past experiences with brews like Conway Irish Ale and Saint Fatty's Irish Red Ale. Join us as we dive into the vibrant brewery scene in Cleveland, contemplate a visit to Great Lakes Brewing Company, and share our personal preferences and favorite picks among these popular brews. But that's not all - we also share a side-splitting story about a coworker who unintentionally became the center of office jokes due to his choice of elastic-cuffed jeans, and we explore unexpected weather events like snow in Florida and the unique challenges they bring. Tune in for laughter, camaraderie, and a few valuable insights into the world of craft beer and beyond.
Hold on tight as we embark on a hilarious journey through the quirky world of craft beers, workplace banter, and unexpected weather phenomena. We start off with a bang, diving into the world of Irish ales, sharing our thoughts on brews like Conway Irish Ale and Saint Fatty's Irish Red Ale. We reminisce about our past experiences with these tasty beverages and delve into the popularity of Great Lakes Brewing Company's seasonal offerings. Get ready for a barrel of laughs as we recount the amusing story of "Maternity Mike," a coworker who unwittingly became the office joke due to his choice of elastic-cuffed jeans. The laughs continue as we discuss unexpected weather events, like snow in Florida, and the unique challenges they bring. From alligator farm mishaps to the rising demand for winter tools, we've got you covered with plenty of laughter and unexpected insights.
Get ready for an episode filled with laughter, camaraderie, and a few surprises along the way. Join us as we embark on an entertaining journey through the world of craft beers, workplace anecdotes, and unexpected weather phenomena. We kick things off with a review of some iconic Irish ales, sharing our personal experiences with brews like Conway Irish Ale and Saint Fatty's Irish Red Ale. As we sip and reminisce, we delve into the vibrant brewery scene in Cleveland and contemplate a visit to Great Lakes Brewing Company. The laughs keep coming as we share a hilarious story about "Maternity Mike," a coworker who unintentionally became the center of office jokes due to his choice of elastic-cuffed jeans. From there, we explore unexpected weather events like snow in Florida,
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Thank you welcome back to another number one hit series. Number one yeah, out of 385,000 podcast out there. Here we are. Here we are. Anyways, this is your hostess, with the mostest princess and his sidekick rick, with no tick no tick rick he's no tick, no little tick a little.
Speaker 2:No, it's just a little dick. I mean, it's a little bump. It's a little bump you run across. It's fat. Anyways, he's popping these open real quick because we have to use the lighter. Anyways, we're doing two Irish kind of beers. We're doing the Conway Irish Ale, which is by Great Lakes Brewing Company out of Cleveland. It's 6.3% alcohol and it has a 25 IBU. We're going to start off with that one and then later in the show we're going to do another popular one in this area, which is fathead's brewery, and we're going to do the uh, uh, saint fatty's irish red ale. So I'm that might be pretty good too. Um, I don't think we've done that one.
Speaker 3:Have we done that one? I like I don't remember doing that one, but we've done so fucking many beers like I were to a point like I don't know I don't, it gets a little bit tough, yeah, but I think that one says you got to pour slowly on the side something there.
Speaker 2:Maybe we get uh, get a couple glasses, yeah, a couple glasses, and we'll try that one. We'll get uh the beer wench to figure it out.
Speaker 3:Anyways, this, this conway irish, you took a sip already, huh I did take a sip and I mean, I know we've done this on the show. It might have been a long time ago, might have been yeah, but I know we've done it before and I don't mind it. It's not bad, it's not probably in my favorite, I guarantee that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got to take a minute to switch over too, because it has a little bit more bite. It does, it does and then I'm so. They have, you know, other many seasonal beers they have, and we were going through the website a little bit and there is quite a few things that we have done from these, from great great lakes, yes, and you know a lot of people love the great lakes christmas ale that's a very popular but it's not one of my a lot of people love great lakes period yes you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:They're. They're huge fans of it and I can't say that I am Not of everything. Not of everything, definitely, I don't run out and look for Great Lakes. No, I don't. I don't mind their Elliot Nest, their Amber Elliot Nest, I think, is pretty good.
Speaker 2:Then they had the Oktoberfest. I'm not a big fan.
Speaker 3:I'm not a huge fan.
Speaker 2:There's better out there Christmas, I can drink it.
Speaker 3:Not a huge fan, but that cookie exchange was unique. That cookie exchange was cool and it's cool how they change up the cookie every year. Yeah, that's a smart fucking gimmick right there and that one.
Speaker 2:We just did a couple shows back and that was pretty good. There's some other different things they have out there, but there was go up we did the Mexican lager?
Speaker 3:That wasn't too bad.
Speaker 2:We did it on the show.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't mind trying that Easy Buckets blonde that comes out A blonde.
Speaker 2:It comes out in January.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's out in January.
Speaker 2:It kind of plays on the basketball. I guess it's for Cleveland. It's for Cleveland Easy buckets. Yeah, the other one up there, if you go up a little bit more, it was the Commodores, the.
Speaker 3:Commodore Perry.
Speaker 2:IPA.
Speaker 3:I'm not. Or the Dorton Lunder yeah, they're okay. They're okay. I'm not trying to bash them or anything at all. Like it just.
Speaker 2:It might be someone's taste, yeah.
Speaker 3:For my taste. I know there's better out there. I mean, granted, I've tried a thousand beers now. A thousand one, a thousand one, I mean, so I like I. I know there's better out there that you prefer like that I would prefer over with my taste. So I mean I wouldn't. I'm not running to the store and going. Oh great lakes, here we are you know what? I mean, now would I like to go to the brewery and try something, something out, but they did this. Nosferatu, whatever this is like a like a vampire looking halloweenish now a double red ipa.
Speaker 3:I've never had a red ipa and a double at that and a double at IPA. I've never had a red IPA and a double at that and a double at that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that comes in. What August, august or something August, so that'll be interesting.
Speaker 3:So looking for around Halloween. Yeah, I would let that look good and it's a cool-ass can yeah, it's a badass can yeah.
Speaker 2:You could check out the website. Now. We haven't to the brewery even though we've been up there, but we'll have to check it out sometime. They have a good menu.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think every time I've ever went up there, I've always hit the smaller breweries and never even thought about going there. It's actually a staple in Cleveland.
Speaker 2:They've been here for what?
Speaker 3:30 years or something like that, yeah or.
Speaker 2:Longer right. Yeah, but it's probably worth if you up making in your rotation around there. But there is a lot of breweries up there now.
Speaker 3:Now, they say that's Cleveland. Is that Ohio city?
Speaker 2:Oh there, wait a minute. Yeah, cause there was some other beer, that was Ohio city.
Speaker 3:Well, ohio city, I know, is uh is is what? No, it's market of Cleveland. So that's in Cleveland. So that's not unless they still it's probably still the same mailing, yeah, yeah, so it's probably still the same. It's Ohio City, it's still. Cleveland but it's Ohio City. They call it Ohio City Over there by the West Side Market.
Speaker 2:But this is it goes down okay. One thing we were I was trying to find some beers for tonight's show and I seen the one from Fat Heads and I thought, oh, it'd be great to do an Irish red ale. But it's amazing, how many reds have we done already?
Speaker 3:It's getting rough dude, it really is.
Speaker 2:And I was talking.
Speaker 3:They need to start opening more breweries.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was talking to Rick earlier and and I was like, yeah, we, I was thinking about doing this one and he, he said the same thing I was thinking in my head. It's like we did that beer, but it was early on our show. Yeah, a couple years ago, years ago, yeah, so this conways.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like I know, it's probably been two years At least. Yeah, at least this might have been even one of our first Irish beers. Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 1:I mean Like right around.
Speaker 3:St Paddy's, whatever.
Speaker 2:Whatever it shows, they got a lot on tap too. I mean, it seems like they almost have everything. What's that small batch IPA? It says pub exclusive. Now that might be worth trying.
Speaker 3:That might be worth trying.
Speaker 2:That might be worth, yeah, checking out you know, yeah, well, and then they have still the cookie exchange and stuff like that cool. I mean, they have pickle platter, pub wings, you know kind of your normal things. You know every place has a pretzel right, a sausage sampler did your brother go to a place with that the other day he did, it was all you could eat sausage sampler.
Speaker 1:All you could eat sausage sampler.
Speaker 2:It was a gay bar.
Speaker 3:That's all it says on the front.
Speaker 2:Sausage sampler, that would be great. Dude, that would be a good one.
Speaker 3:That's a great fucking gay bar.
Speaker 2:That's a good name. Yeah, that's a good name.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a sausage sampler.
Speaker 2:Come on inside, come on down, yeah.
Speaker 3:Go down and come.
Speaker 2:Where's that music? We had the stripper music. Yeah, there you go, ready.
Speaker 3:It's the sausage sampler. Come on down, here comes Jim, steve, mike, steve Mike.
Speaker 2:You know there's the popular names that everybody has. You say one of the names. What? Bobby Mike?
Speaker 3:Mike, Jim Jim.
Speaker 2:Steve, kyle, kyle Kyle, justin, john, justin.
Speaker 3:They're all there, justin. Yeah, kyle.
Speaker 2:Kyle, justin, john, justin, yeah, they're all there, justin the tip. I've seen some of this. It made me think of that. Justin is like the guy was like I just put the tip in, it won't ruin our relationship. And I see the girl thinking about it.
Speaker 3:So I know we said Mike and so and stop me if I said this last week because I might have, but because I have to tell you what that St Joseph's fucked me up, that 12-percenter.
Speaker 2:Oh, in the show, in the show last week. Well, we did three beers yeah.
Speaker 3:But anyhow. So have you seen these pants? Tell me if you've, if you've.
Speaker 2:I don't think you said this okay.
Speaker 3:So tell me if you've seen these pants and tell me what you think they are. Okay. Now, this is a grown ass man. Okay, 55 ish. Okay. Jeans with elastic around the cuffs on the bottom.
Speaker 2:Now, that's like an old, old thing.
Speaker 3:Okay, do you know where I see them? Where? Maternity pants.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it's an old thing.
Speaker 3:It's like from the 80s, right Last week he wore them for like two, three days in a row oh my, for like two last week. He wore them for like two, three days in a row and, like I, caught on to it first day and didn't say anything, being nice, hoping I'd never see him again and not make fun of him, then he wore him day two day two dude, he fucking come in and fucking full-on shit around his ankles, so we started calling him maternity Mike, his name's Mike.
Speaker 1:I walked over to his buddy.
Speaker 3:I thought it was buddy, I walked over to his buddy. I'm like alright, dude, I can't take it anymore, maternity Mike. I was like, is Mike wearing maternity pants? And the fucking dude lost it. He goes. Oh my god, he hasn't ate lunch with me for a week because he said something to him. You know, just guys being guys, he said and also trying to help you out, like yeah hey dude
Speaker 3:like number one yeah, those are women pants and uh, he just fucking lost it. He was like, yeah, I already said something to him and then I guess he went over to a meeting, like an actual all-employee meeting, yeah, and like four other guys over there were like dude, why do you have elastic around your?
Speaker 2:jeans it's 2025.
Speaker 3:Step up a little bit and they thought his buddy texted him to tell him that and he was like.
Speaker 2:He was like I didn't.
Speaker 3:He was like, yeah, but oh yeah, he's all pissed off right now and so no, I haven't seen him but yeah, it's maternity, mike, he found them somewhere. Yeah, like a goodwill, and didn't realize that it was the. L was for ladies and not large.
Speaker 2:Yeah, ladies pregnant like he was, like he was wondering why they had so much room in the gut. Yeah, I'm like I.
Speaker 3:It was funny about it, though like the kid I work with, he was like what are you guys talking about? Maternity jeans? Oh, I'm like dude, stop it yeah, like okay, I said well, if you quit sucking dick and maybe impregnated a girl, okay, you'll figure it out that you know they have elastic everywhere because everything swells and whatever it has to adjust and they just have elastic now did he lift the shirt and it had the fabric in front of it.
Speaker 2:I didn't ask him to lift the shirt.
Speaker 3:I didn't ask him to do it. I never even actually said anything to him.
Speaker 2:I just seen him walking by and I'm just like who came up with the name Maternity Mike, my buddy, my buddy, that's funny right there, Alex was like yeah, he was like maternity Mike. That.
Speaker 3:That's funny right there, alex was like yeah, he was like maternity mic, it's already stuck. I mean, the dude's such a bitch. Anyhow, it's not even funny, and I just I'm really hoping that some of these people that I work with listen to this show, because they will fucking be like oh yeah, he is a bitch. He's a woman, dude, he really is, but now he just wears the clothes to poop, he wears the pants.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he probably thought that. You know, these are very comfortable.
Speaker 3:Well, that's what I'm thinking, Like he was at a good will whatever, and maybe he didn't realize. Maybe someone else didn't realize yeah he just didn't realize that they were actually Maternity didn't realize. Yeah, it just didn't realize that they were actually maternity they I haven't seen them in a long time. No, I haven't either. But I also have never seen guys jeans with fucking elastic around the me either like sweatpants.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, sweatpants. I get that, yeah, yeah, yeah but not jeans.
Speaker 3:Like these, were jeans material or even athletic pants. I never even looked to see if they had pockets on them. That would even be worse. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:I guess I'm gonna have to look.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna have to fucking look to see if they even have pockets on them, cause they might not even have pockets on these fucking things if they don't then they are. They are full on. I'll walk in the next day and just put fucking diapers on this adult you know, just like hey for your expecting congratulations, because he's a chubby guy like he's got a big belly.
Speaker 2:That's why they fit so well, that's why they fit so well.
Speaker 3:But now I'm thinking like I never even thought to look, I was just so focused on the fucking elastic on the bottom you know what I mean. Like I never thought to look at his ass to see the actual pants like pockets oh my yeah or side, yeah, they're probably slit halfway down, he puts his hands in. Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 2:Poor Mike, poor Mike, poor Mike, instead of Paternity Mike.
Speaker 3:It's not Magic Mike, it's Maternity Mike.
Speaker 1:Welcome to the stage.
Speaker 3:Welcome to the stage. Maternity. Mike, watch out for the fucking belly button hairline growing a little bit, just stretching out.
Speaker 2:Oh, man, that's funny. That's funny. Yeah, I thought it was fucking hilarious the beer's going down. Good it is going down.
Speaker 3:It's good when you got a good story I like I I'm not gonna lie like I I do like this. Going to lie Like I do like this beer For Great Lakes. I do like this beer. It's not bad.
Speaker 2:No, it did get a little warmer, I wish.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was a little cooler yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a little bit warmer, a little bit cooler, isn't there something like that, something like that? Anyways, we could probably rate this. Do you want to go a little bit more? No, we can rate it or we can go into your days.
Speaker 3:Dude, it's just been brutally cold, brutally cold.
Speaker 1:Dude, you know what I heard.
Speaker 2:This is amazing. Day one Donald Trump in the office right and he fixed global warming.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he did. It's snowing in Florida. It's snowing in Florida. Well, no, isn't that part of global warming, though Kind of no, global warming means it heats up.
Speaker 2:Well, I know.
Speaker 3:But I thought it shifted. You know, shit shifts the different directions.
Speaker 2:I know it's kind of getting there.
Speaker 3:But yeah, it's true of getting there. But yeah, it's true, seven fucking inches in what? Pensacola or something?
Speaker 2:like that. That's crazy. They showed it on the beach, the snow on the beach. That was weird.
Speaker 3:I've seen a TikTok of a guy that he goes. Yeah, we don't know how to deal with this because he had an alligator firm. A what Alligator farm? Oh yeah, he had to go out there and break holes in the ice so they can get their nostrils out so they can breathe, and there was just a bunch of nostrils sticking out of the ice just trying to breathe.
Speaker 3:He was like they don't want to come out any further Because it's too cold, because it's too cold. But yeah, they're just like you know, because they got to breathe every once in a while.
Speaker 2:I've seen people you know like they have a lot of pools down there and they have them screen nets.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And a lot of people were having issues because all the snow was yep piling
Speaker 3:on that.
Speaker 2:So if you're looking to buy into some industry screen, all of a sudden you're going to be trying to get some screen free window. You'll be like man. We used to get this stuff for two bucks now it's twenty bucks a roll.
Speaker 3:Jumped in on that fucking bandwagon snow going to Florida buying all the shovels, shovels. Yeah, go down there and buy all their shovels. I got some here. Thirty nine dollars, which isn't that's actually cheap, yeah, I bought. Just go down there and buy all their shovels. Yeah, I got some here $39.
Speaker 2:That's actually cheap. I bought a new shovel this past weekend, oh you did Because you said you didn't like yours, because it had like it was a C-shaped. Yes, they're good for flat.
Speaker 3:They're good for cement.
Speaker 2:Yes, they're not good for gravel or black tops.
Speaker 3:Yeah black tops or something like that. They they're not good for gravel.
Speaker 2:Yeah, black tops or something like that. They're not good for gravel. No, you've got to go more flat right yeah.
Speaker 3:So I ended up getting kind of like a shit stall fucking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, like a big it has a slight curve to it, yeah.
Speaker 3:But it was literally $39. Damn.
Speaker 2:Half plastic with a piece of metal across it. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if I wanted the metal one, that one was $59.
Speaker 1:The aluminum yeah the aluminum.
Speaker 2:I got so many, I bought one that has that special curve in the handle, so it's not supposed to hurt. I can't even really figure out how to use the damn thing, but I think it's more designed for pushing. It's a left-handed one. It's a left-handed one.
Speaker 3:It's a left-handed one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it probably is because I can't figure it out.
Speaker 2:I can't figure it out. So anyways, what would you rate this? My friend Conways.
Speaker 3:For an Irish, ale I'm going to go an 8.
Speaker 2:It's not really considered red.
Speaker 3:No, it's not, it's just an Irish. Ale yeah, I'm going to say an 8, eight. Yeah, it's not really considered red. No, it's not, it's just an irish.
Speaker 2:Ale yeah, um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna say an eight, like I, I'm just I'll go at eight, two I was thinking more seven and a half, they got a good it has a decent flavor.
Speaker 3:It's. It's an odd like I don't know how to describe the flavor I guess it's a different, unique flavor. It's a different. You know they they call it an irish ale, but it's. You can't call it a red or like anything like that. You know what I mean. Like it's, uh, it's unique is it they make?
Speaker 2:that also. That's that one.
Speaker 3:So that would be interesting to try that to try I actually I wouldn't mind putting them both together oh to see if there's a difference between them yeah, well, that's not going to be chocolate it should be having that little bit of chocolate, but is it still going to have this unique flavor? I wonder Of the Irish ale.
Speaker 2:Because they might be using the same hops or whatever Hops or stuff like that.
Speaker 3:Right, right.
Speaker 2:One thing is, which is weird, when I was getting these beers, that it kind of shocks you that they already have, like your March beers coming in to play. No, it doesn't at all. Yeah, it doesn't, because I know where you're getting at, because, like in August, they'll have the October.
Speaker 3:They have all the Octobers out already. Yeah. And it yeah, two months, easy right. I seen what last week or no, two weeks ago, when I went up to Heinen's Mm-hmm their whole one section is nothing but Irish hardy. Oh really, and I was trying to not get to that yet. Yeah. And you like these I seen the last one, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, you seen the fat heads.
Speaker 3:I seen that fat heads one. I didn't want to grab it. It's a cool can.
Speaker 2:It is a really cool can it actually has the Irish flag, yeah, which is the green, white and red, right, orange, orange, yeah.
Speaker 3:Is it orange or red? Oh, it's orange, it's orange, but but I thought the flag was red. No, it is orange. Yeah, no, it's an orange.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and they even play on this. You could see some of the oranges on the Great Lakes with the green and the white. Yeah. And a cop yeah a Boston cop yeah, austin cop yeah.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean? Yeah, it's stereotypical.
Speaker 2:You know, I played a video this morning or something. They had like 500 bagpipe, you know playing man when they kicked up and they were like and they did that song that they're known for, right yeah yeah. Bagpipes, yeah. And then they had the drums. I mean they would out, gave you goosebumps. That would be cool.
Speaker 3:yeah, that would be cool I mean, it was so loud, right, right, and I like that. That song that they played, oh, absolutely the whole.
Speaker 2:What is that it's? I think it might be the irish. I think it's like the national anthem is it their? National anthem. I wonder. I relate it to that. You know what I mean, but I mean bagpipes.
Speaker 3:You could uh like google well, no, ask what the irish national anthem is. What's the ireland? Yeah, would it be ireland or I don't know? Actually, is bagpipes ireland, scotland, I think. I think it's Scotland.
Speaker 2:But they're known for right. Yeah, it'd be. Yeah, yeah, they're all kind of, but we can look it up, we can even play it during the break and find it.
Speaker 3:See they have that one, Scotland and the.
Speaker 2:Brave. Yeah, it's something like that. Yeah, that's probably what it is. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3:Yep, so it's Scotland yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so they had all of them come across. That's a cool picture. I'm not going to lie With the blue, yeah, yeah, but so this did pretty good Eights.
Speaker 3:Eights. Yeah, I mean, it's not a bitter beer, slight bitterness though, right, but it almost does taste like an amber Almost To me, like I get that kind of caramel-ish, but not strong, not strong at all. But there's something else there and I don't know. It must be their hops or whatever.
Speaker 2:It is. I'm sticking to more like what you said earlier. It's more of unique.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Now would it be a trust me, something that you would say I'd say if you're there.
Speaker 3:If you're there, I'd try it Especially on tap.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't say princess, because of that unique flavor. Yeah, now would you keep it? It's hard to say because I probably would go to something else.
Speaker 3:I would probably. I'm not running out and buying it and keeping it, but if it's in my fridge I'm drinking it, correct type thing. You know what I mean? Like I I would like like oh fuck yeah, I'm sick of my tranny fluid I'll switch up, switch up and have it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, but, um, going to a party, I don't know if I would take this or not. Maybe I I don't know, maybe I would. You know what I mean take it. Oh, it says it's uh, it's grandfather and a beloved traffic cop who agreed, oh, so it was named after patrick conway. Pa patrick pa conway, yeah, our father.
Speaker 3:Patrick PA Connolly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Our father, our founder's grandfather. Oh so that's neat how the history on that.
Speaker 3:Oh, they even have a fresh date on this, though by 425. Oh wow, 4 to 25. So it's only good till April.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's probably. Yeah, there wasn't. They had it on sale. There's a good probably 20 cases there.
Speaker 3:So I mean, it's not very long, it doesn't stick around. You know what I mean. So if you see it after April, you might want to skip this one. Yeah, you might want to skip this year. You see it after. You see it like May, june, yeah, maybe not.
Speaker 2:Yeah, come, yeah maybe not.
Speaker 3:Yeah, come in my fridge, you might find it anyways. Oh, jason, I don't know. Oh yeah, yeah, so I, I wouldn't, yeah, I wouldn't huh, on the way back around.
Speaker 2:On the way back around yeah no, I wouldn't keep this, though.
Speaker 3:No like I wouldn't keep it. I mean, hey, billy, if you brought it to a party I it would go in my fridge. Yeah, I would grab one. I like the history of it, but yeah.
Speaker 2:So anything happen this week, might we finish this one off a little bit Froze my dick off.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh yeah, it was cold. Froze my dick off dude. Yeah, like it literally fell off. I really thought there, like I went to try to go pee and it wouldn't come out it was an innie.
Speaker 1:Now it was an innie. It's just flowing everywhere.
Speaker 3:Because I had like long johns on and everything I couldn't get it out past my zipper. I'm like what the fuck it's only like an inch full more of clothing and you can't get past it. I mean that negative eight. That was rough. We were a negative eight until nine o'clock in the morning up in Chardon yeah, that was pretty. And going inside and out, in and out of trailers yeah, dude, it was still taking my breath away.
Speaker 2:When you would go out there, when I would go into a trailer. Oh, Just going into a trailer. Well, that's almost like an icebox.
Speaker 3:It's going into an icebox dude. Then I started thinking I'm like, you know what I'm really glad I never got into the Save-A-Lots warehouse because they said that that's where you start is in the deep freeze. Oh, you're pulling orders for all the Save-A-Lots whatever, because I thought about applying there. There's one up in Austinburg whatever, but you start there, but you start there, but you start in the deep freeze, wow.
Speaker 3:So I mean they give you all the right clothing for it and of course I'm just in a sweatshirt and fucking whatever I had my house, the fucking you know, put on, but I mean they give you the gloves and everything like that, but you got to go into the deep freeze and build these skids for save a lots. Yeah, and that's where you start. Wow, and yeah, I'm like, no, I don't think I would have made it. Nah, I don't. I don't think I would have had to go in and out of a fucking deep freeze for a fucking a year before I finally got on to microwavable food or whatever so that's a little bit warmer yeah, yeah, you know what I mean Mostly at our work, a lot of people are sick, and I think it has to do with the.
Speaker 2:Well, there's a lot going around, right yeah? And then people are in and out of the cold heat, cold heat cold.
Speaker 3:Yeah, right, right, which I'm surprised there isn't that many sick at our place because of that. It was funny, the one guy called our driver. So we have a building that we are able to back two trailers actually inside the building. Oh, you can go inside.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and that's where this guy always loads at. Yeah, loads trailers at. Well, the one dock was broke or whatever, and so our driver had to put it on a dock outside. Oh, so he called on the radio hey, I'm, any chance we can get this trailer put inside. It's cold.
Speaker 3:To my driver, to my driver, who is outside all day, every fucking day, you know what I mean. So I get on the radio. I'm like, hey, welcome to our world, man up for a day until we get it fixed. Yeah, okay, I guess we'll have to. Yeah, we have to do it every day. Dude and Bob, you're calling the guy who's outside all day and you're going to tell him it's cold. Yeah Well, he knows it's cold. I guarantee you he knows it's colder than anybody else. And I'm saying this all on the radio. And then all of a sudden, I hear a big boss come by.
Speaker 2:He's like exactly, that's all he said I was like, okay, Because he didn't want to hear that no nobody wants to hear it.
Speaker 3:We all know it's fucking cold. Dude, You're a pussy because you get your trailer indoors. Yeah, he's got the advantage he's got, the advantage You've got to deal with it one day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, come on man up, come deal with it one day yeah come on, man shut up.
Speaker 3:Man, he's also the guy that uh, where the no? No, he'll tell you that he will talk for 25 minutes on how much time he doesn't have in his day and there's 25 literally dude like this is something that's came across the radio before, because he tells me all the time he doesn't have time.
Speaker 2:And then you're.
Speaker 3:And then finally I got fed up with it and I was like dude. I was like, well, if you'd like to come over and talk about it for like 25 minutes, dude, to let me know how much time you don't have. Like I'd be more than welcome to come on over and because he does, you'll watch him talk the whole time I have no time. That's why you have no time shut your fucking mouth and do your job less gabby gabby, more work. You were sorry, sorry about all we gotta work okay, let's get it.
Speaker 2:It was funny with the pregnant guy, though he's not pregnant that you know that's funny that is funny. Anyways, my my week, uh, other than the cold dealing with that, but it was pretty calm. I was trying to think of what I did this weekend, past weekend, and I don't recall. I did finish some projects around the house, but did I tell you I couldn't get that thing, the drain, to quit leaking.
Speaker 3:No, in the utility room In the utility room.
Speaker 2:I couldn't get that damn thing to quit leaking. And then come to find out it's just different sizes. Like you know how you um buy one manufacturer of, let's say, plastic pipe and then you get another one, and then you're trying to get a little off yeah, one was a little bit bigger and I was like, oh and I couldn't you have to have it like almost godly perfect to get it to stop. But I ended up just finding one that fit and you know, real quick put it together, you know so but that room's all done.
Speaker 2:Now I'm done with all my stuff. Good, yeah, I'm done. I walked out of there. I'm finished, finished now it's time to shovel dryaways, yeah well, well, even when we had monday off, you know, and uh, lucky we did, because it was a cold day, there was a lot of snow I'd go out for 20 minutes, 10, 15 minutes. Shovel, shovel, shovel, go back in, go back out. Shovel, shovel, shovel, go back in.
Speaker 3:Right, that's what I did. Yeah, dude, I got to do something with my driveway.
Speaker 2:What do you mean? Like more rock? I?
Speaker 3:want to go blacktop. Dude, I just want to go blacktop. It would be so much fucking easier. Yep to clean. I like shoveling sucks because then you just lose half your gravel.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 3:I mean, like I'm really starting to think of black topping. Yeah, even my walkway having blacktop, my walkway, out to it. Yeah, and be done, and be done, so that way I can just run a shovel down it.
Speaker 2:So my father-in-law. He has blacktop and the advantage is, if you get a little bit sun, of all anything that it heats up and melts off.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. So and he says the only thing, you got to be careful, you can't use the salt. You got to use that what's a little white bead, things like the phosphate or something like oh, yeah, yeah, yeah he said, the reason why is because salt eats it up and I know you still got to treat it every couple years. You got to have it resealed, but it looks good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I don't know, I'm really thinking.
Speaker 2:He told me. He said I know you have that brick, but you could black top that over and then when the sun comes out he'd sit in because my brick don't warm up enough.
Speaker 3:And I right, I get ice patches like a mofo right yeah right, I don't get enough sun anyway yeah, but that would take a lot away from you, I know the beautification of all that break. Yeah, yeah, that's what I said but that'd be a shit. Yeah, like that would be like. Yeah, I know, yeah. But then again I mean I, I wouldn't blame you, I wouldn't blame you to do it nah, you know.
Speaker 2:But I like to break. There's a lot of brick, yeah, but other than that I didn't do much, just go to work. But it's been a quick week because of the, the one last day, apollo creed day, yeah, yeah, as you call it okay, yeah, I call president's day anyways, it was a, anyways it was a good day, it was a good week. We have a new president. No, I'm just kidding. I tried to throw you off with it.
Speaker 3:You did throw me off with it. I did throw it. Yeah, yeah, you did.
Speaker 2:Because, president's.
Speaker 1:Day is like Friday or something right.
Speaker 2:I forgot what day it is 12th or something, but anyways, no, I mean overall, it was just get back to the grind, get back to the grind and back at it and try not to freeze. Yeah, Before you know it, it'll be March St.
Speaker 3:Paddy's Day. I can't wait.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know this weather being cold. I mean I see, at least when I look on the extended forecast, at least a couple weeks right, but everybody's getting hit with this.
Speaker 3:This is not just Dude it's snowing in Florida. Yeah, yeah, I mean like right there it tells you that. Yeah, houston, everything. Yep, yeah, I've seen, was it Texas? There was somewhere in Texas or somewhere in I think it was Missouri. One of them had like 11 inches, like holy fuck. I'm like holy shit, like they had arsenal.
Speaker 2:You know, I'm granted, it's only gonna last three days and yeah, but they didn't have to go to work.
Speaker 3:No, they're shut down. Yeah, they're shut down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, they get an inch and it's like teachers around here, they don't work yeah, they don't work.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because I'm fucking cold I don't want to be out
Speaker 2:don't want to go outside they only keep the government buildings at 60. They only keep the government buildings at 60 but anyways, we're going to take a quick break and go get a nice ice cold one. We're going to jump into the uh fat heads here and uh, we're going to jump back into uh ricky's bad choices and stuff. So you don't want to miss the second half, we'll see you soon welcome back. I hope you got a nice ice cold one, like we do hey, hey hey hey, we're gonna pour the.
Speaker 2:They said to pour this at an angle slow a nice slow and I mean, isn't that how you? Normally pour a beer though it has a nice color to it too it does. It's a nice amber it is a nice amber looking color. So while we're pouring this, I got a joke for you why is it legal in alabama to do a reverse cowboy?
Speaker 3:because you never turn your back on your family.
Speaker 1:Yeah you already know the rule. That's bad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know it, I've seen that one. You must have seen that one.
Speaker 3:No, I knew him then I've known him for a long time.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, you know what? Hey, I got a little story. I forgot. This happened to me earlier this week. So I came over to visit you and I seen your girlfriend. And so I came over to visit you and I seen your girlfriend and, um, I said what are you doing? And she said I'm doing a puzzle. And I said, well, what's it supposed to be of? And she says she pulls the box up and she says it's supposed to be a rooster, you idiot. And I'm like, okay, well, let's go ahead and put all the cornflakes back in the box, that's fucking funny.
Speaker 3:That's fucking funny.
Speaker 2:That's a good one. You're like, where is he?
Speaker 3:going.
Speaker 1:I like that one. That's a good one.
Speaker 2:Every once in a while I get a good one. No, that was a good one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I thought it was too.
Speaker 3:You got to let the head on this one go. Now you gotta, yeah, buy her. Uh, yeah, beer wench did a good job. We should have had her pour them all. She stuck her nipple. Well, that's where she started. Yeah, bartender bartender, bartender.
Speaker 2:What is that song by the the thing um bartender? Yeah, you got it too bad, we didn't have this time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I love that song, dude oh, that, no, oh, I know what you're talking about. That's more like what's that group, it's more, but I really did it this time, but I'm thinking the one where patrol to have a good time. I'm thinking the one where the guy has the um. He would do that. He had that voiceover machine and he said he would be like um, he had the hots for the bartender. Oh, it's gonna kill me now. Yeah, I have no idea yeah, it's more of a r&b song.
Speaker 2:I bet you if you go into uh youtube and type bartender, but she's more focused on pulling fat head up um, what the hell it was who the hell sang I can picture the guy that sang your song blind hair yeah, yeah, yeah, I forget who that was, uh he's pulling it up that was uh.
Speaker 3:He's pulling it up bartender song. There's gonna be more than one probably rehab. Oh, yeah, that's it. Oh yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I love this song, yeah. Yeah. Well, you play into the background, we might be able to hear it a little bit. Yeah, we got to get that where it's plugged right into the board.
Speaker 3:We probably could, couldn't we?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, really did it this time. Rope my patrol.
Speaker 2:My patrol hey type.
Speaker 3:Okay, go try to find mine then. Well, if you go back a little bit, I've seen a bunch of them come up. If you go back to this one, t-pain.
Speaker 2:Oh right, t-pain Play that one. This is the song that popped in my head when I was thinking.
Speaker 3:I don't know why yeah.
Speaker 2:Here we go, ready.
Speaker 3:It's so funny that you're like 55. I'm 35.
Speaker 2:Ready, ready, here we go.
Speaker 1:The club club.
Speaker 3:I got nothing on this and I don't mind T-Pain, I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1:Like, but here he's going to say Bartender, don't mind t-pain, I'm not gonna lie, I like, I like but here he's gonna say, no, I like mine better yours had more of a upbeat, so I was like oh, this upbeat, but but this is a song that I thought.
Speaker 2:It's funny how we thought two different songs, but as soon as you said yours. Now this one has a good red flavor. Chill out man have a beer.
Speaker 3:Is that their logo? Is that fat fat heads logo?
Speaker 2:is it fat heads brewery?
Speaker 3:I don't know it's right there, chill out, man, have a beer it might be. It might be a new logo, maybe their new logo coming out I'll be a year round.
Speaker 2:This isn't bad though this is really good. Yeah, I do like this for irish red and now this is gonna have to compete with all this is gonna have to compete with my smith wicks, smith wicks and alaskan and alaskan and kill agains.
Speaker 3:It's better than kill again yeah, everything's better than kill agains. Is it kill again? The only thing good about Killigan's is watching my dad drink it, because you can only have like one and then he's fucking hammered. It's funny dude, seeing my dad hammered is funny. That's funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you don't see it very often Does he like the red, though he won't drink them no more. Oh, because he knows.
Speaker 3:My brother got them for him one time, yeah, and he was I think they were down in Tybee Island, oh, and he had like one or two of them, yeah, and was just completely Butt naked. Yeah, pretty much, yeah, yeah, yeah, like he was to that point to where a 70-year-old man just fucking yee-hawing it. Yeah, you know he, a 70 year old man just fucking yee-hawing it, you know yeah yeah, yeah, I don't think you'd know that song, but you'd have been either one of them.
Speaker 3:You might know yeah, you're getting ready to take out teeth from people and put them in you got a grill I'll take that grill what's that song?
Speaker 2:I'll take that grill. What's that song? Rob a jewelry store and make me a girl. Stop it.
Speaker 3:There is a song out there.
Speaker 2:I'm sure there is. You know it, though. That's the problem. Rob me a jewelry store. I'm going to make me a girl, yeah.
Speaker 3:Anyways, I almost feel like your son, Like.
Speaker 1:Dad, quit embarrassing me, You're embarrassing me.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you this is pretty good, though. This is really good, dude, I like this I almost got my can in the glass make me a girl, make you a girl okay, yeah yeah, yeah it's a.
Speaker 3:so what are you thinking on this? Like, flavor-wise, compared to yeah, ready.
Speaker 2:First part is the best All right.
Speaker 3:Who sings this? Nelly Grills, featuring Nelly and Paul.
Speaker 2:Rob did you? Just don't tell him, make me a grip that beat.
Speaker 3:Oh, I wish we were on YouTube. You could see this old man just dancing around right now. He thinks he's doing a doggie, but it looks like he has a walker.
Speaker 2:Call me a walker.
Speaker 3:Call me a walker. Call me a walker.
Speaker 2:Call me a walker. Steal me some medical supplies. Make me a walker. Make me a walker.
Speaker 3:I want the tennis balls and all Put a light on it, make them gold.
Speaker 2:Make your tennis balls gold paint them, paint them gold, oh my, oh, you know. So this, I'm gonna sip this a little bit more, but it is really refreshing. So far.
Speaker 3:No, it's good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I, I do like it and I I hate to say this is gonna probably put some pressure on your other ones.
Speaker 3:My smith works. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I can see that I, so I almost said that I'm not comparing. This is going to probably put some pressure on your other ones, my Smith Wicks? Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I can see that. So I'm almost sad that I'm not comparing it to Smith Wicks like back to back. I know Smith Wicks has a good caramel flavor it does.
Speaker 3:But what I like about this it's not as much as a caramel flavor. No, it's not, it's a really smooth yeah.
Speaker 2:And for the fact. One thing is that you know Jason the Keeper Creeper was just his birthday recently.
Speaker 3:Dude, it came up that we were down there for his 50th two years ago.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's right. You and Bobby went down, yeah.
Speaker 1:No, we were all there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we were all there and the happy birthday, jason. Happy, belated birthday.
Speaker 2:Belated birthday. Yeah, actually, we did this on your birthday. It's just released, did we really?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know it was funny. No, it was Monday. Okay, yeah, because I've seen it come up and then it didn't register. My little-ass, yeah, that like I should wish him a happy birthday. And then bobby came over tuesday.
Speaker 2:I'm like, oh, mother, hold on, man, like let me yeah, send it out there, yeah, but it made me think of it with this because it I would probably keep this so far.
Speaker 3:I would definitely keep this, like I would almost go and grab one of these because I know they're not going to be around for long.
Speaker 2:No, no and throw it.
Speaker 3:I wonder if these have about like, like them throw it down in the bottom of my fridge and get them ice cold and just keep them there you know what I mean, just because I this is something that I would grab they got people chill.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it even says on the can chill out man, chill out man yeah it says chill out man. It says matt, chris and glenn and Glenn. That must be the people that made it or the owners.
Speaker 3:I like this. I like this a lot. It's easy.
Speaker 2:We'll review that in a minute. You know what time it is. It's about that time to do Ricky's Bad Choices. We got Mike on the stage. Maternal Mike.
Speaker 3:Here he comes.
Speaker 2:So these are good, ready, ready, ready for this. Okay, have you ever driven more than three hours to go on a date with someone? No, I have. I have. When I was young, I have.
Speaker 3:That's what I like. I was probably really close. I was probably 215. Yeah, I was young.
Speaker 2:I have that's what I like I was probably really close, like I was probably 215. Yeah, you know what I mean. It was good. Yeah, yeah, like I went. It doesn't say one way, it could be three hours. Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely yeah, no.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I went out to Chick. Oh, zillion Nope, which is right on the other side of what? Grove City, yeah, so I mean it's like it's probably about two yeah. But, then I had to drive home.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then you're like fuck this. And I was like 17, 18 years old.
Speaker 3:Didn't even get a handjob. Fucking bullshit. Nothing, man, nothing.
Speaker 2:I was thinking something. Someone said something earlier about a blowjob. Oh, would you give up cheese or blowjob? I would give up the blowjob.
Speaker 3:He would give them up. I'm not going to do them, no more. I'm not giving them up. I'm not doing them. You're not doing them, I'm not doing them, but me I did.
Speaker 2:There was a chick that I dated and I dated her for a minute, you know, going back and forth. I really liked the girl, but then I went there and we went to a party. She's like, oh, come with my friends party. And then I got a bad vibe because then I was like these were kids that went to school with her and stuff like that. She tasted a little different.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she tasted a little different, got passed around.
Speaker 1:I'm like what kind of party is?
Speaker 3:this and I'm like nah, that's safe for me. But yeah, tasted like coconut butter. Yeah no.
Speaker 2:Yeah nasty. But yeah, that ended that relationship. You know, what the funny thing is is later in life, sorry, sorry. Later in life, though, is that it's funny when you go back and you see him on facebook and then you're like oh, I dodged a bullet, yeah. And then there was a picture of her when I remember when date, and I was like I remember the picture being taken. I was like I was there for that picture and I was like damn, from that to that, I'm like we all get older.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what? I mean we all get older.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't do it with your dick right no I've heard that many a times and someone else pushing yeah, but we're finding out that that's not quite true no
Speaker 2:so anyways, the next question ready have you ever followed through on a revenge plan like getting back to someone?
Speaker 3:no, I'm not the type of person. I'm really not. Yeah, I mean, I'm I wouldn't say I'm more of a. I don't give a fuck. What comes around, goes around. Yeah, you'll get yours sooner, or?
Speaker 2:later. But if you had opportunity to fuck someone over, are you like? You know that motherfucker, fuck me. I'm just gonna go ahead and be quiet here yeah, yeah, I mean, you see what?
Speaker 3:I'm saying but that wasn't a revenge, but that wasn't like a revenge plan, you know what I mean. Like it's just more of a let bygones be gone, but like you'll get yours. Yeah, like I, you do. I still think that we reap what you sow. Yeah, I'm more of a let bygones be gone, but like you'll get yours.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like I still think that we reap what you sow. Yeah, I'm more of one of these people and I I try to explain to people. If me and you're cool, we're cool, we're good. But if you fuck me over, guess what I'm done with you I'm done.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'll step away from you. Yeah, and I'm done. Don't. Don't ask me for shit.
Speaker 2:Right, I'll be polite and everything when I see you and everything like that, but I'm not going out of my way to help you, right? Don't ask me. Don't ask me.
Speaker 3:Don't ask me Like nope we're done, Yep we're done, we're done.
Speaker 2:And you might be able to burn me once.
Speaker 3:But that second time done. What's the old saying?
Speaker 2:Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me, yeah. And then there's a third time, I think it goes. My butt hurts, yeah, you're just fucking me then. But yeah, I have never went through a revenge plan either. But I know at the same time, like I said, I'm the person is like you know, hey, we're good, I'll work with you, I'll do things, and he might burn me a little bit. I'm like, okay, I'll let that one slide, but you get me again. I'm just done, I don't.
Speaker 3:I'll cut you. You're dead to me. Yeah, You're dead. You're like even at work type way Like.
Speaker 1:I'm like because, I have to if they're related.
Speaker 3:Yeah like if they're related, whatever, but don't come up and have a conversation with.
Speaker 2:We're not having a conversation now and I'm not going out of my way to help your eyes. Yeah, have you ever tried out for? No? Oh wait, this is a good one. Have you ever tried out for a reality tv show, or any show or any tv? Thing I tried the world's smallest penis, but yeah, they said no, they said that can't, that can't be real, that's not right, that's not too, that's too small, it's too big. You didn't wear the road down.
Speaker 2:I spoke of no, I haven't tried out for any tv shows so I the one thing I want to point out is there was one time it was I don't remember what city, I think it was in the carolinas they were doing um tryouts for show like extras and I went down and did that. Oh yeah, yeah, I think it was for a civil war reenactment movie, I think it was. Uh, it had a very popular civil war, if I could think of it, um the one, mel Gibson, and he was trying to stay out of the war. Oh, uh, the Patriot.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It was that one.
Speaker 3:Really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I went and tried it for an extra. And they said no no, I guess people no.
Speaker 3:Oh, ball, yeah, Ball, cause back in the day.
Speaker 2:Well, there was ball people. There's actually a lot of ball people back in the day, but when people think of back in the day, they don't think of a bald.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and actually now that I'm thinking of that movie, dude, I don't remember seeing one bald, yeah, so that's why I wasn't there like maybe a comb over. They couldn't even throw a hat in my, you should have done a comb over. You should have just got a wig and fucking combed it over, kind of like a trump.
Speaker 2:Yeah, see, I was in the military. I couldn't get away with it, you know. Okay, this is the last question of the hour on the hour. Would you shave your eyebrows off for $1,000? They'd go back.
Speaker 3:I would do it, but I know people that do that Just shave them yeah.
Speaker 1:Shave them off, though, one of my best friends does it a lot I'm like, is that?
Speaker 3:really like, but then he pencils them in I'm like, why not just let them grow?
Speaker 2:I don't understand it is yeah, but I probably would I mean I would I guess for a grand yeah hey, grand, two weeks three weeks, yeah, and they'll be right back.
Speaker 3:I like, I mean usually I gotta shave mine down because they're like little caterpillars yeah, you know, get them all the whiskers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they get crazy.
Speaker 3:Hey, it's better than 20 is a 20 yeah, oh yeah, yeah for a grand, yeah, 20 bucks yeah I've seen a guy that said.
Speaker 2:He said, uh, we'll do anything for money, but no gay shit, I thought it was funny, yeah, so okay, now what?
Speaker 3:yeah, now what.
Speaker 2:You're useless to me you're useless, exactly. Yeah, uh, I had another, another saying, but, um, it totally skipped my mind anyways, because of that whole negation, anyways, anyways, uh, what, so far, what do you think we could probably rate this? Huh, I do. I've had enough of it to rate it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean I think I'm going tens dude, like I mean I'm like it is good, I'm mixed, I'm mixed, I'm between a nine and a ten and I don't want to say nine and a half. You don't want to say nine. I don't like I either want to be I either want to be a strong 9 or a weak 10, so I'm going to go strong 9 4.5, 23 IBUs 4.8.
Speaker 2:I thought maybe 4.8 4.8%.
Speaker 3:It's a very light beer.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I'm going to give it a 10. Are you going 10? I'm going 10 because it is refreshing. I just don't want to take away from my Smithwicks. I'm going to give it a 10. Are you going 10? I'm going 10 because it is refreshing.
Speaker 3:I just don't want to take away from my Smith Wicks damn it, I know. But this is it this is it? I guess they'll all be 10s.
Speaker 2:Here he is 10s. I would say Princess on this one. Especially if it's cold, it goes down, the bitterness is very slight.
Speaker 3:How come the beers haven't been that cold today, or did you guys buy them warm?
Speaker 2:no, they. We bought them cold, but I think because we had the heater running.
Speaker 3:Oh man, yeah, because I it's cold out.
Speaker 2:It seems like they I was trying to keep the heat off the feet because I had them in the. Yeah, but they are a little bit warmer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it seemed like you normally were Give this a day or two in your fridge?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Because there's three more left.
Speaker 3:I'll let you know Saturday yeah when they're all gone, it's at 12. It's gone.
Speaker 2:Hey, I do notice, speaking about the cold, that the golf simulator is packed more, I'm sure.
Speaker 3:Yeah, a lot more people are getting down there Speaking of the golf similar. Yes, sir, simulator, simulator. I just seen $100. For what? No golf ball? Have you seen this thing?
Speaker 2:where it's like a little half stick looking thing.
Speaker 3:No, no, no it's a pad, it's just a pad. You just go over where the ball would be okay, but you got to scrape the ground and it goes straight to your tv oh yeah it's.
Speaker 2:They keep saying it's the it's like a hundred dollars, like 99.99 bucks and like I keep seeing it, I'm like I don't but you use your real golf.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, yeah, they were hitting real golf clubs over it and you just I don't know if it was a indoor, outdoor carpet type material. Yeah, because one way was black, but when they hit it, it would make a mark it would make a white streak, so do you have to fluff it up every time? I don't know. You know what I mean. Like I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I'll send it to you what I've seen I need to start a GoFundMe page, but I do want to build. My thing is I would like to build a man-shade golf simulator Absolutely.
Speaker 3:Yeah. So I mean it does suck that you do have to lose a nut to get it, and so I'll be the first one to donate a dollar Dollar, yeah.
Speaker 2:I have to lose a nut for a GoFundMe page. You got to lose something. You got to lose nothing.
Speaker 3:There's something you can't get a GoFundMe page for nothing. I tell you what I've been researching that you really do, people do it all the time. But I've been researching that and researching they really do. Like people do it all the time. I mean, and I guess if you just say, hey, I want to golf Similar, similar, yeah, maybe if you're lucky like that lady last week who got that.
Speaker 2:What do you call it?
Speaker 3:$550,000. Oh for the loan.
Speaker 2:Yeah, whatever I feel bad, I wanted to donate it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, but then again.
Speaker 2:But the thing about it is, I don't think they'll let you do a GoFundMe page. Well, I guess they'll let you do anything.
Speaker 3:For anything yeah. Just got to have sadness story. Tell me you want an extension on your dick, yeah.
Speaker 2:My wife isn't happy. My wife's not happy. She's going to leave me. I want an extension. Help me.
Speaker 3:I want an extension on my dick and then just get a golf similar it's basically the same thing. Yeah, because if you play really good golf, you're going to be more attractive.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you'll be more happy it could build my muscles.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly it's the same thing, yeah, same thing, it all relates.
Speaker 2:It's all relates If I'm relaxed, relaxed, it's relaxed. You know, no tension there, but nah, nah, but anyways, that's pretty good we got a 10 out of the one and then uh, which is good, and eight, but on the conway. But we did say that you know well, you could do go ahead and do the uh recap or the uh recrep, recrep. Normally I forget what we say anymore on these anyway, is it denny? No, oh yeah that's right.
Speaker 3:So, uh, we did a great lakes conways our shell, uh, 6.3 percent, 25 ib we.
Speaker 2:Is it 25? Yes, it's on the top there other side.
Speaker 3:oh yep, so we honestly think that it does have a unique flavor to it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, which some people might like.
Speaker 3:I absolutely believe a lot of people do like yeah, is it kind of like a Guinness taste to it?
Speaker 2:Almost it is almost like a Guinness Makes you think. I'm starting to think now.
Speaker 3:Like is it almost like a Guinness flavored kind of, but not the dark. You know what I mean. It's not the real dark and chocolatey, but it does have that kind of Guinness flavor to it. Now that I think about it, Just the ale side of it the ale side. Yeah, yeah, we gave it eights. They come out every year. You can find them anywhere. They come out every year. You can find them anywhere Great Lakes. Very good, we gave it an eight. Yeah, now there's Fat Heads.
Speaker 2:The Fat Heads Chill out man.
Speaker 3:Have a beer.
Speaker 2:Fat Heads Chill out dude. One of their popular ones is that Blueberry one. That Blueberry, yeah, bumbleberry, bumbleberry.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that blueberry, one that blueberry. Yeah, yeah, bumbleberry, bumbleberry, yeah, yeah, bumbleberry. Yeah, it's, good like, yeah, bumbleberry, right there it is they do have good beers.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna lie I've never been there. You guys went there I go about once a year or a couple times a year, and it's down in the canton area right, yeah, which is About an hour for you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, about an hour, yeah.
Speaker 2:We go get out there and golf.
Speaker 3:See now that spooky tooth is good.
Speaker 1:That'll sneak up and get you. Oh yeah, it is good, that's a.
Speaker 3:Halloween one. August to October.
Speaker 2:Yes, august to October yeah, oh yeah, that'll go Now.
Speaker 3:Pimp my Sleeve. I haven't seen that Belgium-style.
Speaker 2:Christmas ale.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I haven't seen that. I think we've done the Holly Jolly.
Speaker 2:We have done the Holly Jolly Boneheads. Double Hop Red, there's another Red, that's two I haven't seen that. Because in that other one we did the Great Lakes, that was the Hazy.
Speaker 3:Well, no, it was a Double, double red the great lakes.
Speaker 2:That we haven't done, we haven't done that is a double, wasn't it?
Speaker 3:yeah, yeah, it was a double ip red.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right, yeah, so we had to look for that. I love them. Little um little guys. Yeah, yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1:Baltic porter do we actually have a sticker there?
Speaker 2:they have tons of stickers, but our stickers on the wall. Another reason to drink. Go there and find it. I won't want to do. They have them stickers of, but our sticker's on the wall.
Speaker 3:Another reason to drink. Go there and find it. Do they have them? Stickers of the little fat guy in the thing.
Speaker 2:I'll look, I didn't see. We don't even have one behind you do we?
Speaker 3:No, we don't have a fat head. I don't believe you.
Speaker 2:Then, I'll get one because I'll go down this summer. Doesn't your brother have the fat guy pourer? I don't think he has the tap, the tap.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't think so. Somebody does, or maybe.
Speaker 1:I've seen it somewhere, or whatever.
Speaker 3:We did a Fat Heads, st Fatty's Irish Red.
Speaker 2:Which is good, which is?
Speaker 3:very good. Tens man, keeper, keeper.
Speaker 2:Princess.
Speaker 3:You name it.
Speaker 2:Spew a out on it yeah, deep throat it. Whatever you gotta do, it's good this would be a good one to take somewhere too. I would take it especially a football game, right? Yes, yeah absolutely I know football season's pretty much coming to an end.
Speaker 3:but yeah, yeah, nice if you're into basketball.
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, yeah, because dude calves are red hot, yes, and baseball, to be honest, before you know it yeah. Yeah, oh, one other quick thing is I read something earlier, or it was probably a TicTac or something, but anyways it says you know you got a good friend when they see you golf and they still want to be your friend. So, rick, has seen me golf. Still wants to be my man.
Speaker 3:I would think it would be the other way around.
Speaker 2:I get paid to be on this show. I keep seeing TikToks. Two cents.
Speaker 3:And now, okay, have you seen the new helping tool, golf Club, the one that snaps.
Speaker 1:Oh no.
Speaker 3:Have you seen that?
Speaker 2:dude, it's to keep your stroke from.
Speaker 3:No, it has a weight. Okay, so when you go back it's supposed to click.
Speaker 2:Click down right no.
Speaker 3:No, it's up when you swing up.
Speaker 1:Oh, it clicks.
Speaker 3:It should slide up and make a click noise and then, when you come down if you come down right it should snap again and click again oh do I say I looked, I actually hit, you, thought about buying it. Well, no, I actually hit the fucking uh, buy here, or see how much it was like 139 dollars oh, that's a little bit too it is a little, but everybody's saying this is the thing that'll fix your golf. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:You're thinking about it, huh.
Speaker 3:I literally am. Like okay, well, but I also seen the same thing. You can put a roll of toilet paper on the fucking thing. I seen the roll of toilet paper thing. Yep, and if it comes down right that toilet paper should wipe your ass as you fucking swing.
Speaker 2:So and the thing is is I would probably try that first. Yeah, I'm not, yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm not spending $139. I mean, but if it, helped.
Speaker 2:I mean, there is a lot to say about improving your game. I am just happy that I could show you the stats. From my thing it's going straight and I'm staying on the fairway and I'm getting one 70, one. I'm staying on the fairway and I'm getting 170, 180.
Speaker 3:So I'm like hmm. You keep that up. That's all I want to get to. I just want to get straight. Yes, now, don't get me wrong, I love my 250s. Yes, I do too, when they get down there, it's nice. And then there's a whole new club out there, the FG1. Oh, I haven't seen that. There's a whole new club out there, the fg1.
Speaker 2:oh, I haven't seen that, that you can adjust it completely for your slice. Oh, that might be some shit like and it's a driver and I didn't.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a driver one other thing too is. I want to say it was fg1 or something like that.
Speaker 2:No, that's for me. F right there, driver. Oh, club, golf, club with the gobble anyways. Hey, I wanted to tell you those two. Though when I bet golf and one of the guys that I golf with, he gave me a three wood right, three hybrid, okay, and it's got a little bit longer shaft right. I was like man, this thing has a long shaft, I grab it straight 181 and I'm like Holy driver.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it's not a driver Right. And then I said okay, so then I hit it again. I went one 73. I was like damn, that's pretty nice.
Speaker 3:But that's what you're doing to your driver. I know.
Speaker 2:But could you imagine when we're on a par five?
Speaker 3:and fucking hit that you hit.
Speaker 2:Let's say right and fucking hit that you hit, let's say 180, 190, and then you hit another, you're there.
Speaker 3:You're there, right yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a game changer. I don't know if I saved it. You'll have to check it out. We'll talk about it next week.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll get out, we'll get on it, but anyways, we all got to go to work. It's got to work, you're another reason to drink for this week. We're in the 20s. Oh the temperature.
Speaker 2:The temperature-wise, we are in the 20s, but it drops at night. No, I don't give a fuck at night.
Speaker 3:But yeah, from here on out we're up in the 20s. We're actually hitting 36 next week. I'm pretty happy about it Me.
Speaker 2:Another reason I'm drinking I had to take a truck out it. I'm pretty happy about it Me. Another reason I'm drinking I had to take a truck out. It had so much snow on it when I was driving it you could feel all the weight.
Speaker 2:Oh, like underneath the wheel, wells and shit like that. No, on the roof, the bed I couldn't get it off because it must have like it's still the back of the bed where it heated and melted. Heated and melted, I mean melted and then froze. Melted and froze, it's a sheet of ice, but I mean the hood. I just finally got it to where it didn't have. No, it had at least probably like eight, nine inches. I couldn't get off.
Speaker 3:Well, it's hard to warm up cars when you have six of them.
Speaker 2:Yeah and which one you're going to take and which one you're gonna, and which one you're gonna take, but the lambos don't come out. Yeah, they stay in the summer anyways, any last words? Hey, don't drink and drive hey, and god bless you see you next week. I'm sitting at a bar.
Speaker 3:Woo Bartender really did it this time. My bro will have a good time. When I got home it was 6 am. The door was locked so I kicked it in. She was tripping on the pills. I was thinking I just high on some pills. She threw my shit out into the bills.
Speaker 1:I always think I was high on some pills. Outro Music.