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S5-E30, Ever wondered what it’s like to savor the intricate flavors of sour ales while battling a gnat who’s just as curious about your drink as you are? Tune in to hear our thoughts on Rusty Rail Brewing Company's Fruit Glitz and Dewclaw's Sour Me, as we navigate through their fruity and tart profiles. Along the way, we share snippets of our hectic week, laugh about the unexpected insect visitor, and enjoy some casual banter about the weather.
Join us as we recount the lively and imaginative Twinsburg Cornhole Competition. Picture a parade with everything from race car costumes to glowing safety cones, and even a friend hilariously nicknamed "Beer Wench." We dive into the heart of the community event, discussing its positive impact, the camaraderie it fosters, and our own adventures in the cornhole competition. Though we skipped the look-alike contest due to a minor eye issue, we had a blast and noticed how the organization of the event keeps getting better each year.
Finally, indulge in our lighthearted musings on everything from golfing wisdom inspired by "The Legend of Bagger Vance" to the antics of golfer John Daly. We talk about our upcoming camping plans, the latest TikTok pranks, and share our honest reviews of some craft beers—both hits and misses. Whether you’re a golf enthusiast, a TikTok trend follower, or just in need of a good laugh, this episode has something for everyone. So grab your favorite drink and join us for a fun, relaxed conversation!
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welcome back to another reason to drink podcast, and I'm your host with the mostest, mostest princess osmosis osmosis I got that water machine with osmosis.
Speaker 3Rick is in the house, my house, his house.
Speaker 2Yeah, we got a special sour night tonight. So what we're doing tonight is a sour by dewclaw and it's called Sour Me, oh yeah, and it's a fruit punch sour ale, and it is. What did I say? This one was Rick 5.5. Yeah, yeah, five, five. So, and these are one painters. So, looking forward to that one, we're going to do that one second because we figured the fruit punch might be sweeter. So the other one we're doing is by rusty rail brewing company, which is no longer in business which I didn't know, that you guys just told me yeah it's pretty interesting yeah yeah, the beer wench looked it up I wonder why I
Speaker 3don't know yeah, because they were doing some really good beers they have?
Speaker 2yeah, they had it, and they do kind of always I wonder if somebody bought them out and they just went to a different name.
Speaker 3You know what?
Speaker 2I mean or kept the same name oh yeah, maybe they went out of business and someone bought. We'll get the uh beer wench to look it up. She'll find it for us. But this one's called fruit uh jizz, I mean glitz glitz, fruit glitz jizz.
Speaker 3What exactly is a fruit jizz? We're gonna find out, aren't we?
Speaker 2it's a sangria sour, that's what it is, but this one's 5.8 uh, and it says it's made with um grapes, cranberries, blackberries and all natural flavors. So, and these are both independent craft beer, so I'm curious to see what it tastes like.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah, I'm excited, yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 2I wonder if you have to shake this one up. It's got the upside down, Remember. It says you're supposed to pour right.
Speaker 3Wait, no, no, is that just the Ohio?
Speaker 2That's just the independent craft. Yeah, it's the Ohio thing, don't do that.
Speaker 3I am going to turn mine upside down, because if it's pulpy, yeah it's got a little fizz to it.
Speaker 2I'm going to take my glasses off here. I have to read in all that it smells good, smells like a sour, but it smells good, it smells like a sour, but I don't know Is it pulpy or no. No, definitely sour. Though it takes a minute for your tongue or your palate to get in that sour mode, it does After drinking.
Speaker 3It's fruity. Though it is fruity, I can definitely tell the fruit. I can definitely taste the fruit. I can definitely taste the fruit. I can taste the cranberry right off the bat, right off the bat.
Speaker 2The cranberry is one of the strongest. Yeah, yeah, that's the one I got. I'm hoping we got a freaking gnat in here.
Speaker 3I don't know.
Speaker 2He's right under your mic. I understand. Right here we'll be playing with that fucker all night, all night, yeah, he's just, especially when we're drinking these sour fruits. Yeah, they go right.
Speaker 1He probably came out of that fucker probably pop I don't know, he wasn't here earlier one thing it is nice outside, isn't it?
Speaker 2oh it's so beautiful this week has been great dude cool at night. Oh it's nice and keep all the windows open.
Speaker 3it's nice you can keep all the windows open. It's nice and beautiful you get a good sleep?
Speaker 2Yeah, it is. It's good, yeah, and then it's been a fast week too, you know lots of doctor's appointments and always all kinds of stuff going on.
Speaker 3Right, yeah, there's all kinds of shit going on. Yeah with me.
Speaker 2I had to do a sleep study last night and I was wore out this morning. You come out of that thing. You got everything hooked up to your head and everything Right.
Speaker 1You, just you don't get no sleep. I've been wearing a sweatshirt on my way to work.
Speaker 3Oh, really it's been kind of a little, you know, I mean I.
Speaker 2But when it's been 90 for the last month, it's like, oh shit, 56 is a little chilly. So far this ain't so bad. These are both 16 ounces, though.
Speaker 3Yes, yeah and no, that's not bad at all. I actually do like, I actually enjoy this Sangria. I get the sangria, I get the sangria. I don't taste beer.
Speaker 2No, no, no at all I mean it's a good sour and it's not very sour no, a little bit though, when I first was going from the bud light, yeah, I switched over.
Speaker 3I was like that was a little yeah, I'm not getting the sour like I mean it's. It is a tart. Yeah, that's what I would say I would say it's a tart, it's not a sour, correct, it has it would, but people would pull that in as a sour as yeah, but I mean, we've had sours, yeah yeah, and they can be sour right.
Speaker 2So anything new this week interesting um, not a whole lot.
Speaker 3You know, it's just another, just another work week for me. Really honestly, like I didn't do a whole lot just it. These 10 hour days, dude, I really take a lot out of you. They take a lot out of you.
Speaker 2It's because it's a 12 hour fucking shift, whatever but aren't, then aren't you amazed, like when you work eight hours. The difference is only that two hours, and then you gain a whole day.
Speaker 3Right, you gain a whole day.
Speaker 2That's the one thing yeah, but in reality you're so tired at the end of the week you're just um. I mean you, you're. It doesn't feel like you. You know, normally you would gain stuff during the day.
Speaker 3You know what I mean right and and you can at least get some shit done. Yes, you know what I mean. So, like right now, like even last night, like I came home, dude and I, it was just like ugh, fuck dude Like I'm. I'm beat. Like I literally kicked my feet up and I you were like oh man, nothing getting done tonight right.
Speaker 3Yeah, nothing was getting done. Like, I put my feet up and fucking, I was done. Yeah, yeah, I sat there on the couch and just ended up vegging out, fucking, ended up. I think I was asleep by 8 30. Oh, because I was falling asleep on the couch. Yeah, you know what? I mean I was like there ain't no point, like I'm just sitting here, watching. Uh, the hell, was I watching a cooking show no, uh, oh, oh, big Bang Theory.
Speaker 1Oh, just because it was just noise. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2I didn't want to think last night, you know, basically Just stay.
Speaker 3Just sit there and laugh every once in a while at something stupid, whatever.
Speaker 2When they do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, same here, not much going on. Like I said, I had to do that sleep study, so but we went to dinner and that was nice and then when I had to run there and do that, and you know now they grew like they grew up. You know I have no hair, but in the beard they had it. In the beard they had the little, had the little things under my nose that they all wrapped around my ear. So I'm a slide side sleepers. When you're sleeping, it's just that pushing on, yeah, and I was like damn, it was like wearing glasses, you know, and then you put pressure on it right right yeah, so I was.
Speaker 2I was like man right there keeps you from not sleeping, not sleep, yeah yeah, so like I guess I've never been to a sleep study.
Speaker 3Like I mean, does it like so you're supposed to go to sleep? Yeah, yeah, so they can study it, but that's the thing, like I'm sleeping in a new fucking place yeah, it's hard, but they make it rough, but they do it, yeah, yeah but a little hand job on the side.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, oh you look tense, oh you look, tense, here you go. I mean, let me get one off real quick do they help you out, like yeah?
Speaker 3we're gonna send nurse judy in, so her name was.
Speaker 2I can't remember her name. She kept, she kept telling me it and I was like she goes most people don't remember in the middle of the night and I was. When I woke up, I was like I said it like 10 times. But then when I woke up in the middle of the night, when I had to go to bathroom, you have to call out for him and there's cameras on you. There's, you know, right, so I couldn't remember her name. But I mean she was put me in. She's okay, I'll put this in there, but you have wires on your feet, wire, you know. So she puts my feet in there. She goes here, I'll tuck you in, but I ain't saying no.
Speaker 3Bedtime story Now do they cover your feet though? Yeah, yeah, I couldn't do it. No, I mean you can. Oh, you can Like, you can sleep whatever way you want. I thought they had you tucked cocooned in.
Speaker 2As a matter of fact, my feet popped out later. Yeah, mine have to be out.
Speaker 3I have to have my feet out. I don't care how cold it is, my feet have to be out.
Speaker 2No, they say sleep like you would at home and stuff. So I did.
Speaker 1I got butt naked.
Speaker 2Here's my heart on. I got butt naked. The camera is everywhere.
Speaker 1That's a different porn.
Speaker 3It's everywhere that's a different porn. It's called sleep yeah, what sleep study porn? Yeah, yeah, they got a whole new website for that.
Speaker 2That's where they're making all their money yeah, that's how they get afford that fancy place, os of sweet sleep, but yeah, so that was interesting. But the glue they put on your head, you know, know. And then when I woke up I had another doctor's appointment so I had to run and hurry and take a shower and get all that shit off and it was hard to get out of the beard, I'm sure, yeah, that glue. She said it comes off with shampoo and stuff, but I had to wash it a couple times To get it. Yeah, it was like damn, I couldn't imagine people that had hair. You're used to that. I was in my chin.
Twinsburg Cornhole Competition
Speaker 2Yeah, just your chin yeah little mayonnaise on the chin little little dried mayonnaise it was more glaze it was glaze anyways, uh, other than that, um, oh yeah, I wanted to tell you a little bit about our uh twinsburg trip right, yeah, right, yeah yeah yeah, so it was really interesting. The theme this year was race car type theme, so there was a lot of people. But what would you guess? That a lot of people dressed up when you think race car themes.
Speaker 3Yeah, it would just be like a race suit.
Speaker 2Yeah there was a lot of people with that dress like me and bobby? That talaga talaga nights, oh tal, okay.
Speaker 3Yeah, there was a lot of people that I'd be like onesies, you know, like zip up onesie kind of type uniform like a mario mario looking type. Yeah, there was a ton of mario people yeah, little kids like the mario.
Speaker 2Yeah, so there was a lot of people with mario, and then it had everything the black liked the Mario, so there was a lot of people with the. Mario, and then it had everything the black and white checker theme. There was a little like there was a group of six people or eight people. They dressed up as what do you call that? I can't think of the name the cones that you use in the street. The orange cones, just the cones. Yes, the cones they were in the street.
Speaker 1The orange cones, just the cone yes, the cones, you know they were just like that, yeah, oh, and they were running around.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's kind of cool though that'd be kind of cool, yeah, yeah you have big ass ones yeah, like safety cones. Yeah, yeah, but they were like soft suit, but they were glowing right you know, like rick shirt he wears every day, yeah, but uh, beer wench just told me that Rusty Nail is still open. Rusty Rail, rusty Rail. I'm sorry, rusty Nail.
Speaker 3So it is still open.
Speaker 2Yeah, still open. You know what Rusty Nail is right.
Speaker 3It's a drink, oh, it's a drink. There is a bar that's called that too, and I can't remember where, but there's one rusty nail. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2There's a drink too. But anyways, to get back to where is it? Twinsburg. It was a good time in Twinsburg. You know we did that, we did the parade. Always amazed about the parade, how many people come down To watch it, to watch it plus the people involved. Yeah, so it was a good number. Next year's the 50th, so they're hoping to get that max number. So the max number I think is like 2700 and something that was as far as registered twins that go well that's what I was going to ask.
Speaker 3Do you know what the actual number from this year was? Uh, for the twins, like how many twins actually showed up beer wench beer wins.
Speaker 2Wench is looking up.
Speaker 3Beer wench is going to go ahead and Google that crap.
Speaker 2Google girl. She keeps throwing me off when she sews her tit all the time.
Speaker 3I know it sucks, so when you guys hear her concentration go off. It's just because beer wench sews her titty out there, her nipple ring keeps fucking popping out.
Speaker 2I'm glad the nipple ring's on your side because I'm not a nipple ring guy. Are you a nipple ring guy?
Speaker 3I've never had one. Oh really, I gotta say I wouldn't mind it. I mean, I'm guessing if you have a nipple ring, there isn't much feeling there. Yeah or it's a sensuates the feeling right, well, yeah, yeah, I guess I would bite it probably too hard and rip it out and not rip it out. But I mean, I wouldn't want to hurt her, but I have a feeling that I would bite it too hard or something you know I like the pain.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's the thing, yeah I did.
Speaker 3I did have a girl that I was dating and after we split up she got it, but she had no feeling in her nipples because she, because she had a breast reduction, oh, so she lost it. So she lost, yeah, and I think the doctor fucked her up a little bit, but all right.
Speaker 2And you're like why did you get smaller?
Speaker 3Well, no, they were still huge, Like I understand, like because she, we were only 23 or whatever, and she already had them done. Oh wow, because she was already having back problems because they were so fucking big. Yeah, I remember her, holy shit yeah.
Speaker 2I remember before she got to you.
Speaker 3Christian tasted it after me, or tasted me after One and a two.
Speaker 2No, I ain't even going to go there.
Speaker 3Don't go there.
Speaker 2No, don't go there, but yeah, overall. Oh, one thing is is that the twinsberg to go back and finish up? Is that, um, every year they do the layout better and better because I guess more income, more money comes in and then, which is crazy, because they've been doing it for years. Yeah you would think it's going to 50 years next year, right?
Speaker 3so I mean they've been like you would think. They would have this pretty much down pat and it would be oh, they do.
Speaker 1You know what I mean. I get it.
Speaker 3They got it down, but, like you, would think it would be pretty much exceeded every expectation by now. No, they keep adding yeah, so and we're good for them then, yeah it's cool.
Speaker 2Well, it's it. It's good for the community, good for the school. The school makes money Lots of it.
Speaker 1Oh really yeah.
Speaker 3So most of it is the schools that are making the money. And they're already making bank down there.
Speaker 2Them schools are nice. Them schools are fucking beautiful. I used to live right there.
Speaker 3You know what I mean. Them schools are nice down there compared to our little, oh yeah.
Speaker 2They're nice, they're big too. Bodunk times. Yeah, the thing is me and Bobby got into a cornhole competition. We weren't going to do it, we were going to do most look alike, but my eye was kind of messing me up a little bit. So the one people were like, oh, you guys should do the cornhole, we'll beat you, and they kind of threatened us All right, Okay, bunkers here we.
Speaker 2Okay, bunkers here we go Game on, Game on. So then we threw the first round and then we beat them 21 to four you know, all right, all right. And then we came to the next people. I felt bad for these guys too, because as we were throwing the bags, they're asking us how the score goes and how it works.
Speaker 3Oh, so they had no clue.
Speaker 2They had no clue, right, how it works. Oh, so they had no clue. They had no clue, right, 21 is it? Yeah, they didn't make one point right. And then they're like is that it, or we get to play on. I'm like, dude, you're lucky you made it to the second round because they were late and then they made us play some other people and they already advanced them to the second round well that, but the thing is too is.
Speaker 3You normally don't play to 21. If it's zero, right, it's 11. 11 to wash oh yeah, it's a wash buddy. You guys done at 11.
Speaker 2Sorry technically we're gonna be both, because the first group we were 11 ahead.
Speaker 3Yeah if they don't score anything by the time, you hit 11 and you're done.
Speaker 2Yeah, game over then, then the rain came in and then bags got so heavy like mush, oh really yeah.
Speaker 3And we played these two girls were they sand or were they actually corn?
Speaker 2I think they were a bead of some sort I don't think it was a corn, but it's they got real mushy. Some of them got mushy, um, almost like a. It felt like a round little bead. Okay, yeah, so these two girls were playing with one that was on my side was very competitive, you know, she was like telling her sister make it an old pitch.
Speaker 4Get it in there, put it on the board.
Speaker 3You know and uh kind of like bobby yeah, in the video game, yeah, yeah fucking.
Speaker 4Protect where the fuck are you man? We're here. I'm down over here. Why are you looking at me? What are you doing?
Speaker 2I told you I was going right. No, no, we need to go left, you know. But they were beating us 16 to 7. And they were like, yeah, and then I threw in, and then we only needed four more. Bobby came across one, three, that was it, four Done. And then the girl was like why didn't you cancel them?
Speaker 4out.
Speaker 3And then she was all like I'm done with this shit, but that was pretty good. They made it almost to the finals, yeah, but didn't they end up having some young kids come up there that weren't even part of it?
Speaker 2Yeah, so what they did?
Speaker 3so we had a playoff. That was bullshit.
Speaker 2This is kind of the thing I ask people too. It's like we were at the finals and the thing was is that it was two kids that went to the school there, not twins, not twins right, not Right.
Speaker 3I mean it would be like me walking up there going hey, I get to play If I got to pick you instead of Bobby.
Speaker 2You know you got rid of your weak player, Right, and then you're able to Slider. But the whole thing with the twin is you're stuck with the twin Twin, right, yeah, but we ended up doing pretty good and one thing that Bobby did is they had us against the ropes but the hole was all covered, right, the only way to get in that damn hole, and we needed three points. Bobby was the last one. We needed three points. Bobby was the last one. We needed three points in order to stay in the game.
Speaker 2Bobby just looked so cocky and he went and he went right in Straight in and the whole crowd went A whole one yeah, and everybody went, and then, when everybody started screaming, the crowd started forming. Right right right, more people.
Speaker 3And then, of course, course, we didn't go, but maybe one or two more after that. We got beat, but yeah, but I mean they did, you had the one. Yeah, you had the one good one.
Speaker 2That's all it matters yeah, and they said that uh, you know, oh, you guys were the hardest people. You know we played, but it's still at the end of the day. I was like man if it would have been twin on twin, you know they should have kept it twin on twin.
Speaker 3Yeah, like they shouldn't have let anybody else join. You're not allowed to do anything else. Nope there. You know what I mean. Like I'm not allowed to go there and join anything, I know. Like I mean, there's even bars and shit I can't even go into, or little rooms or whatever. Correct.
Speaker 2You know it's a twin jerk off section. We all get in a circle.
Speaker 3Are your hands all the same? Yeah, no, that one's different and what we do is we put a non-twin in the middle who collects it all. Yeah, that sucker.
Speaker 2He's just a collector. It's the guy that walks up like Rick and says I come in there.
Speaker 3We're like sure, come on in buddy sit in this chair right here all the twin guys every other one is a different twin. And then you're like why?
Speaker 2can't I see you guys? What's going on?
Speaker 1there's lights on me you want music or no music. Why is there lights?
Speaker 3on me. Yeah, you want music or no music, as much music as possible please.
Speaker 4The louder better.
Speaker 3Better than.
Speaker 2It sounds like stereo. It's coming from everywhere. It's coming from everywhere. You're on a different stroke buddy you gotta catch up, and then your, your rotates, so everybody so everybody gets a fucking shot right in the front just slowly pivot you're like oh shit, like no not again, you just get a fucking.
Speaker 3I've got a pair of glasses a pair of safety glasses. That's it spray painted black, so you can't see. So you can't see. I've got a pair of glasses.
Speaker 1A pair of safety glasses Spray painted black so you can't see, you don't want to see.
Speaker 3What's on my leg? Oh shit, what's on my face, God. What's going on here? Why does that taste salty?
Speaker 4It's warm Okay.
Speaker 2Ricky.
Speaker 4You can come next year.
Speaker 1I can't wait the creamiest skin ever.
Speaker 2Oh my, okay, let's go ahead and rate this thing for a sour.
Speaker 3That's kind of hard to go for a sour. I know it says it's a sour, but to me it's it. It's good. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2Like I'm gonna go I'm gonna go and eat. I'm with you, I'm an eight. It's got a good flavor with the fruits and stuff. Now would you, jason, keep this? I probably would yeah, I personally probably.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, um, I wouldn't say princess, because the I like it, but it sours, it's hard it is sour and I notice especially as it's getting warm it's getting a little bit more light, right back end, yeah, like right on the back of your toning is really starting to get like a sour taste to it, almost like a rotten barrier.
Speaker 2Yeah, and the funny thing is they show it in a glass with ice and fruit added.
Speaker 3I bet you that would be great, it would be great that way. Yeah, and I can see it that way for sure. Yeah, but I'm still going to stick with my eight, because ice cold, this thing was really good. Yeah, it was not bad at all. It wasn't bad. I can get it down. I could taste the cranberry is what I tasted the most. My kidneys appreciate it Absolutely.
Speaker 2I'll be peeing. Great. Yeah, the uh also came back. So when we were thinking of the one that might've closed, it might've been a like a branch somewhere by us, not necessarily the brewing company not the one out of Pennsylvania somewhere, isn't it? Yeah, milfenberg, out of Milfburg, or Milf.
Speaker 3Pennsylvania Yep, when all the milfs are Milfen. Yeah, this is their juice. Milfendangle Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2They make them eat a lot of pineapple and fruits.
Speaker 1You only get cranberry.
Speaker 3No yeast infections for you. Urinary tract infections.
Speaker 2You, get it. That's nasty. Get it, get that damn. There's actually two flying around, so if you get one yeah I'd say one going right one. I don't understand why you sound like left beer cans out of it. No, no the beer witch. She's been lifting them flying movies.
Speaker 3It could have came underneath the sweat flying out of virginia, yeah, and doing the boat yeah, wrecked, she's on that board anyways.
Speaker 2Um, but yeah, that's, that's my story. But to go to it because beer didn't look, I think it's like 21, 70 something this year oh, is what actually showed up, yeah it was like 20. We've seen one person with 21 49, and so I was thinking, oh, it's gonna be high, but it actually. I think it was just like maybe 10 people or that, if that you know oh, do you guys get like actual numbers?
Speaker 2yeah, like when you check in everybody gets a little number or whatever there's a set of twins that come there same last name and we try to find them every time. And they come from um new mexico name. And we try to find them every time, and they come from New Mexico.
Speaker 1Oh really.
Speaker 2Yeah, we try to find them, but we can never find them. We looked for their number this year and we looked and they couldn't tell us if they registered. And I don't understand why. If you're registered and you're paying right, then why wouldn't you show up?
Speaker 1Why wouldn't?
Speaker 2you show up right, but we haven't found them yet. So we looked last year. Last year they wouldn't really give us much information. We kind of got their first names. Any other things going on in your life?
Speaker 3uh, no, going camping this weekend.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, that'll be exciting. It'll be good time. Are you going local or about?
Speaker 3an hour and a half oh, that ain't bad. Yeah, we go and, like I don't know, we might want to look up. Yeah, it's supposed to rain all week. Oh, really, yeah, like all weekend, this week's been beautiful it's been beautiful, yeah, you know, but now it's supposed to rain from like five o'clock till five o'clock, friday, till on 11 sunday. Yeah, need some rain, oh we need a lot of rain. We're low yeah, but I don't like doing any camping.
Speaker 2Nah, is it the fam or just you?
Speaker 3Nah, it's the whole fam. Oh, that type thing.
Speaker 2So it'll be more like more of a camp campground than roughing it, roughing it.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, bad. Yeah, it's actually past you right on the West Virginia PA border, down by East Liverpool. Oh, that won't be so bad. No, it's not bad. But I am excited about the one thing I am excited about doing Her son's going to bring his golf clubs and there's a golf course there called Ponderosa and we're going to go do that while she watches the kids oh sweet, so that'd be cool.
Speaker 2That'll give you a nice break. Yeah, get an extra round of golfing, and if if it's possible yeah, with the rain.
Speaker 2Well, uh, we could take a quick break here and, uh, get another ice cold one. We'll switch over to the other one we're gonna do and, um, I want to come back, I want to tell you, you know, because I went golfing and then we can talk about how we did a shit ton of golfing I did but yeah. So right after this quick break we'll be right back get your ice cold one, welcome back.
Speaker 3We finally made it.
Speaker 2We finally made it yeah yeah, we spent more time on break than we spent on we were.
Speaker 3We were trying to figure out new things for you guys. Yeah is what we're trying to do. We're trying to make the show smarter, wiser, faster funnier bigger better, better, like the six thousand dollar show.
Speaker 1Yeah we didn't have six thousand yeah, what was that man?
Speaker 2well, it was Bigger, better, better. We're like the $6,000 show. Yeah, we didn't have $6,000. Yeah, what was that man?
Speaker 3Million dollar man. No, I thought it was like the $6 million man. Yeah.
Speaker 2Then they came out with the Woman right.
Speaker 3Did they? I don't remember the Woman I might have got out of it.
Speaker 2Yeah, I figured that was going to be a wreck, train wreck anyhow. Yeah, it wasn't going anywhere. So we got the dewclaw. Dewclaw sour me, oh yeah, and we're gonna. This is from dewclaw brewing, of course and which we've done.
Speaker 3Dewclaw, we did the um.
Speaker 2That didn't hurt my hand did that did that break a finger? You broke my fingernail.
Speaker 3I'm really grillified. At least we got tools here, your little princess broke her fingernail. I did.
Speaker 2Some bitch S-O-B.
Speaker 3So we've done unicorn farts, which we that ranked high.
Speaker 1That ranked high. Yeah, Mine wasn't For you, Duke.
Speaker 2Paul. So, Finally got out of it. That's what happens when you have so before you taste it, Rick, what do you think it's going to taste like?
Speaker 3Exactly what it smells.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 3It's going to taste like unsweetened fruit punch, like the Kool-Aid guy breaking through. Yeah, hey, what did he just say?
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3That's what it smells like, yeah, that's exactly what it's going to be. It's going to be, it's going to be that with no sugar and some beer in it, like someone forgot to put sugar in it, which I don't mind, like now. Yeah, after so many years of doing this show, I'm into the sours. Yeah, but let's taste it and see how it is.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, see, that's even worse it is. Oh yeah, see, that's even worse it is. It's kind of chalky, it is really chalky.
Speaker 3Ooh, there's like a vitamin taste to it. Not a good one, not a vitamin. Yeah, not like a Flintstones. No, it's like the end of the Flintstones.
Speaker 2Yeah, you don't like that nasty ass. Yeah, you don't like that nasty ass. This is going to be a challenge on this one, isn't it? Ooh, it took a second to tell Damn it.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was looking forward to this one too.
Speaker 2Both of them.
Speaker 3I was looking forward to it. Well, that other one was good. I'm not going to lie. That other one was good. It started to get warm.
Speaker 1When it got warm.
Speaker 3If we had kept it on ice, whatever, that would have been fine.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know if this is me. I don't know if this one's going down. I don't know if I could get the whole can down.
Speaker 3This might be what the third beer ever that we not get down, because there is something nasty and it stays with it. Yes, there is something nasty on the back of that. I don't know if my stomach can handle all this? I don't know. Yeah, there's something nasty on the back of that that I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'll give it a shot. You know, there we got sound.
Speaker 3Oh, he's doing that, she's doing the hell. Yeah, that's funny, dude.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3But anyways, that's, funny.
Speaker 2Let's see, I'm going to keep moving with the show. I told you guys we'd be coming back and we'd talk a little bit about the what do you call that golf. Yeah, so I did get an opportunity to go out golfing some different places this weekend, which I thought he did really well, and I did improve from the previous year in the previous year but, uh, overall I felt like, um, I had a stronger game and then I came back and then me and rick got to play, which I like I had a stronger game, and then I came back and then me and Rick got to play, which I thought we had a good game.
Speaker 3We had a good game. We did have a good game. I mean, it was one of our lowest scores this year.
Speaker 1Yeah, we shot a 43.
Speaker 3Yeah, which I think our game is improving. For sure, yours definitely is Mine.
Speaker 1You weren't getting them drives man I want to get them, guys. You know I I want to say mine is too.
Speaker 3It just we've played a lot more golf this year. Yeah, we're just trying to figure it out.
Speaker 2You know what I mean I so one thing is is that, um, we know where our putting was a little bit hard and our chipping? We started getting chipping.
Golf, Beer, and Funny Songs
Speaker 3Yeah, I think my chipping's been on fire. Yeah, you've been good. It's been on fire the last couple games. It's been okay All right, but then I showed you that little trick and I think it helped you out a lot? Yeah, because you were getting them up.
Speaker 2Because I was getting close there. Yeah, and that was pretty good. Man, this is tough to get down.
Speaker 3Absolutely.
Speaker 2Yeah, this is a rough one. I keep getting another sip.
Speaker 3But so I watched. Oh, was it Friday? Friday when I got home from work, or Saturday, what it don't matter. I watched the Legend of Bagger Vance. Oh, again. Oh, just because it was on, like, for some reason it kept on popping up on my TikTok. I'm like I haven't seen that movie in fucking years. Yeah, you know, since it came out, basically, and so I was like, you know, I'm going to find it.
Speaker 3So I hunted it down, paid $1.99, whatever to watch it that day, but you know what he had the best saying ever in that movie, what was? That, and I didn't ever remember it, and it was just the only game that is played and not won, is in your head. Right, it's just not won, it's the only game that you play. Oh, I see it's played but never won. Because, you can always do better. You can play it as much as you want. You're never going to beat the fucking game yeah.
Speaker 1You know what I mean.
Speaker 3It's just a game that is played, but never won. Never won, that's interesting. I was just like. You know what? He's absolutely right. Even pros will come up and tell you that, look at Tiger. Yeah, he played it. You know what I mean? Fucking games, but he could. It's not like you're ever going to go out there and hit a hole in one every single hole you're not going to get a eagle or an arbitrage.
Speaker 3Every single hole you're, it's, it's played. Play it to the best of your ability, but it's never won. It's always a challenge, no matter what and the challenge is against yourself, right. Absolutely. He also said that too. Yeah, I mean, the challenge is all in your head.
Speaker 1Yeah, in your head I was also watching TikTok today.
Speaker 3Sorry, I don't want to, oh no, but it was John Daly and some other golfer. For summary, I watched one video and, of of course you know, 99 popped up after that and it was just john out there barefoot driving around with a golf cart that his hood opened up and it was just full of beers, like he had a hood like on it, like it was an old. It was an old truck like yours yeah that's what his golf cart looked like.
Speaker 3And then he opened up the hood, the one side of the hood, and it was fucking just nothing but beers and he's just out there drinking beer, smoking cigarettes and just drilling the ball dude barefooted right barefooted just out there fucking smacking it 300 yards, wow, and like they were trying for an albatross. This was the whole fucking goal, whatever that thing. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was kind of cool dude. It was Just to see that dude out there just smoking cigarettes, drinking beer. He's like I've been drinking since 7 o'clock this morning.
Speaker 2You sent me that TikTok too, or that song about golf. Yeah, dude, wasn't that funny. Yeah, what was that. Maybe the beer wench.
Speaker 3Can you find that real quick and link to it the song?
Speaker 2It was a TikTok it was a TikTok, but they were mimicking a song and I can't remember. Can you go through this, though? Can you go through the board? You should be able to Wi-Fi to the board to get a better sound, yeah.
Speaker 3Well, why he's getting that, why she's trying?
Speaker 2to figure that out. Dang, she keeps showing her titties.
Speaker 3I know.
Speaker 2Why she's figuring that out.
Speaker 3I'm going to rip off the nipple ring. Yeah, I just want to hear her scream.
Speaker 2I don't like that. I see a little green fungus up in there, sorry, beer wench. Anyways, she's a pretty one.
Speaker 3Yeah, I thought it was funny as shit. Dude, that was a funny-ass song.
Speaker 2Yeah, and he was going pretty good with the theme and everything with it yeah. What else? Yeah, so it made me think of something else.
Speaker 4I snapped my butter in half and threw it into a ditch. Got all my buddies laughing at how bad I missed it. This grass game ain't as relaxing as they said. It would be Stressing on the golf course.
Speaker 3That's fucking hilarious dude.
Speaker 4I was down at a Mandarin Lost 14 balls, only two holes.
Speaker 3That's us. Eh, I was just like, all right, I got to send it to you guys. I got to send it to you and your brother.
Speaker 4I'm aiming for that hole, but I can't clear it. Like my wedding night wife, he says I'm nowhere near. I finally gave up and I kicked that stupid ball in the creek. Put me down for a five. Put me down for a five. And I quit my job and just focused. I could go pro, no prob, maybe Scottie Scheffler is down to Freaky Friday with me. He was cool with it, he's cool with it, he's cool with it.
Speaker 4Not the upside down pineapple way. Y'all just want to be big golf stars. It's a long way up from the top golf bars. The work is pleasure and the pay's obscene. Just counting birdies in our subpar dreams Used to tap out of a big golf bar. Dude, that's fucking funny, that is that is fucking funny.
Speaker 3You know what I mean. Like the whole song's hilarious.
Speaker 2And he even goes in there and says that he's a golf. God, you're right. Yeah, I got my golf.
Speaker 3Hey, hey, I'm a golf god.
Speaker 2And then that guy ended up putting me down for five, five.
Speaker 3Yeah, dude, it was a fun. I was just like all right, I got to send it to these guys. I was like yeah, that's my help. That was good.
Speaker 2I mean, could you rate this?
Speaker 3now you think, oh, I could rate it yeah, I'm sure I could rate it, yeah, because.
Speaker 2I was hoping it would get a little more down, Dude.
Speaker 3I'm barely halfway. I'm going to have to say it's nowhere near that Unicarp first?
Speaker 2Oh no, it's not.
Speaker 3Dude, it's horrible. It's almost like drinking the powder itself. Yeah, like just dumping the powder in your mouth and then you try to get it out.
Speaker 2Yeah it almost makes you thirstier.
Speaker 3It does, it does.
Speaker 2I'll go, I'm going to get two.
Speaker 3Are you going to go two?
Speaker 2Yeah, fuck, I was going gonna even go lower, but I'll go with two with you. You were thinking one or something.
Speaker 3Yeah, I was thinking like, hey, I don't even know like I like this is probably one of the lowest beers yeah, I still am two with it, man. I I just don't think I can do it man yeah, yeah, yeah, and I did just see that too on my computer that Molson core stage exit from the craft beers industry, so which I didn't understand what it meant. I didn't really read into it, but they're exiting Like they're yeah, they're just getting out of the craft beer. But yeah, no, I yeah, I do, I'm a two.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm not even going to be able to.
Speaker 3I might finish it there ain't no way.
Speaker 2I'm probably going to switch to some other juice here.
Speaker 3Switch back to the training fluid.
Speaker 2It's not princess approved and it's not a Jason Keeper Creeper.
Speaker 3No no. No and it's not even a drink. It was going to taste like it's the same here I'm almost out of my uh, maybe beer which could give me a light rain fluid? Yeah, so.
Speaker 2So anyways, let's see if you're smarter than now, wait a minute.
Speaker 3I got one question for you. What's that? Or it's not even a question, okay, but do you? You know how, when you walk around church? Okay, and everybody's like Jesus loves you. Jesus loves you, jesus loves you.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Which is a great place to hear that at? Correct. What would be the worst place to hear that at? Hell, no Prison Jesus, oh, I get it instead of jesus jose, yeah or no, it was the other it it might be jesus, jesus jesus loves you wouldn't you like to you, wouldn't want to hear that in the morning like, hey, zeus loves you, buddy. Yeah, hey, hey, I say zeus loves you uh, I gotta look at these cards, though.
Speaker 2Are you smarter than ricky? Ricky, ricky no, we played some of these. I mean, we did some of these.
Speaker 3I'm gonna switch I think I'm gonna buy some new ones we're gonna have to step up.
Speaker 2Okay here, okay here, I got one for you. Ready, I got two. These are good ones. Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go. Is it true that the US dollar bill weighs one gram? Ooh, good question. Huh, I got to do some training for it, got to snooze. I would say no, false. I would say yes, no False. I would say yes, and the answer is yes.
Speaker 3So it weighs a gram.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's true that the US dollar bill weighs one gram, huh.
Speaker 1That's very light.
Speaker 3I got ripped off on a lot of cooking Some bitches. How far away is the horizon if you are on a beach, if you're?
Speaker 2looking out on a beach. How far is the horizon? You are on a beach. If you're looking out on a beach, how far is the horizon Approximately? How many miles?
Speaker 3I'll give you that Well, wouldn't that depend on the beach? I would think so, but maybe not. I'm going to say four to five.
Speaker 2Three.
Speaker 3What.
Speaker 2Probably the human eye can only see three before it crests. I probably the human eye can only see three before it crests.
Speaker 3I thought the human eye could see like 20, though.
Speaker 2Three miles, 23 miles, that's what it says. I don't know if I trust these cards right.
Speaker 3Well, no, I mean, you could be right.
Speaker 2I mean just the most popular activity in bed is sleeping. What comes in second place? How old are these cards? They're recent, they're from last week.
Speaker 3What is the wait? Will you read the question again? I'm sorry, Okay.
Speaker 2How far I mean. The most popular activity in bed is sleeping. What comes in second place?
Speaker 3Jerking off, self-pleasure, pleasuring.
Speaker 2Nope Reading. Having sex comes in third, they're full of shit Because nobody's talking.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2The most popular. Oh wait, what does karaoke literally?
Speaker 1mean in Japanese.
Speaker 2What does what Kara literally mean in Japanese? What does what Karaoke mean in Japanese?
Speaker 3I don't know.
Speaker 2I have no clue. It means empty orchestra.
Speaker 3Yeah, nothing behind you, because it's two parts words Right yeah that's interesting. Huh, I never knew. Did you know that? I didn't know that, yeah. Yeah, no, no what should you do if you're welcome, with a round of applause in China, what I don't Bow.
Speaker 2Bow. No, you should reciprocate with a clap back. So if I walk in, they start to applaud Everybody's clapping.
Speaker 3You just clap back yeah.
Speaker 2Like good start to applaud.
Speaker 3Everybody's clapping. You just clap back. Yeah, good job to you guys too for applauding me. It's like thank you, thank you, thank you right.
Speaker 2I don't know if I could get this one In Europe. In the United States you write a smiley face with these symbols. How are smiley faces indicated in Japan? So a smiley face in the japan.
Speaker 3So a smiley face yeah, a semicolon okay, or whatever what?
Speaker 2what about in uh japan? How do you do a smiley face in japan? I would say comma, comma, smiley I'm telling you she's to put them titties away.
Speaker 3No, it's. I would say comma, comma. You're going to make them look like slits.
Speaker 2It's the little triangle, like just the symbol.
Speaker 3Oh, because they make the hat.
Speaker 2Yeah, like a kitty cat.
Speaker 3Oh, they do the hat one.
Speaker 2Yeah, that one dash and another one Like they do the cat ears yeah.
Speaker 1Oh, they do the cat ears. Yeah, I'll show you.
Speaker 3They're not just the. Oh, I was thinking, a little Chinese guy hat.
Speaker 2No, it's like you know what I mean. Like they make a. Oh yeah, they make okay, yeah.
Speaker 3I would have never thought of that, no me either. That's why I was like I don't know, happy face, just like that.
Speaker 2I'm going to try it just to see on my computer.
Speaker 3Yeah, because like mine, is just like two dots and a semicolon. Am I saying it right? Semicolon? Is that what?
Speaker 2it is, yeah, right there, see it. You can't probably see it without your glasses. No, I can't yeah that, yeah, okay turns into a smiley face.
Speaker 3Yeah, and this might, and I wonder if that does. I'm gonna try it, or if it just turns into a chinese guy, it might it might put like slips it might.
Speaker 1I know I'm not trying to be racist it might do that right.
Speaker 2Anyways, do babies have kneecaps?
Speaker 3are you fucking kidding?
Speaker 2me? That's the question do babies have kneecaps?
Speaker 1yes no, get no, get the hell out of here. Yes, they do.
Speaker 3That's how they crawl around Shut up.
Speaker 2No, it says no. Babies don't have a conventional kneecap, but instead a growth composed of cartilage. After a while they slowly replace and then, as a child, three to six years old is when they get the bone. Three to six, yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, so that's why our knee and this is where God fucked up. This is why guys have to have knee replacements all the time Because you're crawling on them. Because we're crawling on cartilage.
Speaker 2Yeah, but that's probably making it softer.
Speaker 3Yeah, we're just beating it up. Beating it up and if you mess it up, yeah, and you mess it up. That's why we got to get replaced when you're 50 yeah what do you call a walkie talkie in french? What the dude? Did you like hand pick all these? That just completely I don't think you got any right. I haven't Walkie-talkie in French.
Speaker 2Walkie-talkie in French is what I'm trying to be smart, be smart, you'll probably get it right El Telephone. No I don't know I don't know Talkie-walkie.
Speaker 3Are you kidding me? I know Talkie-walkie Just reversed this is why we have to support them in wars?
Speaker 2Yeah, so how would you?
Speaker 3rate this Bud Light now. I mean it's pretty good, it's not bad. It tastes so much better with the orange yeah Pan on it. The orange wrap on it.
Speaker 2That's so true.
TikTok Pranks and Beer Tasting
Speaker 3That's so true. Anyways, you want to do the end of the day? Yeah, we'll do the end of the day, why not? Let's go ahead and wrap this show up. We finally made it through it, oh.
Speaker 2I wanted to tell you one quick story I've seen on TikTok today. Get me a few guys if it happens to you, these girls. They started to do this trend where the girl's sitting on a couch and she got a little blanket on her and they're about to watch tv and the guy purposely sits across from her and doesn't get so that he comes into the room and she's like lifting the blanket up and these women get mad, you know. When he says, oh, they're like look, excuse me, looking at these guys, like what the fuck are you doing? Get over here here, you know. Oh, because they want to. They want to sit side by side.
Speaker 2They want to snuggle, yeah, snuggle, and I was thinking. But they're all young couples, they're not like you know, they've been together Right right. You know my wife's like, the farther the better, you know.
Speaker 3But I was just, I just seen that. I was like, oh you know, I, I bet you, my boys like that. See now, I seen today. But it was a fucking jokes of like girls. The guys dressed up like girls and they were like standing there cooking and the lady came home from work oh and she came in and just started beating, he was like no, no, honey, honey, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's a joke.
Speaker 3Yeah, that joke went wrong. To me that joke went completely wrong. Like somebody's going to get shot over that joke. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like I could see some crazy-ass chick going in and going hmm, hold on a second.
Speaker 1You go ahead and keep cooking and he's not aware of it.
Speaker 3Because, no, yeah, cause he's not, you know he's making sure he's not paying attention to her or whatever. And yeah, like there was a couple like sleeping in bed and but it was women, like the one guy fucked up like cause he had long hair and had a wig on and she ripped like a chunk out of it Like like she ran in and dove and fucking grabbed a chunk. I was like oh yeah that's a dumb, that's like why would you do this?
Speaker 3like, why would you like it's funny and shit to me to watch, but I wouldn't do it? I like I know my bitch, I can kill somebody I see, yeah, that gun's coming out.
Speaker 2The other one, too, I seen is is that they've been doing that one where they pretend they get a fake call like it comes up yeah, yeah, yeah you see the text like hey, honey, I'm leaving, yeah yeah, all right hey, schnicker bomb.
Speaker 3I'll meet you down at the gas station. She's gonna stay home, then you see that woman hanging out running yeah coming after when are you going? I'm going to the store. I'm going with you.
Speaker 2This one even came on there and said hey, baby, how are you doing? Oh, she's there.
Speaker 1Oh and they come running.
Speaker 2The woman was pregnant and she came running after her. I thought that guy was dead man, A pregnant woman will come after you, right anyways, the uh all right uh, end of the day.
Speaker 3End of the day, let's get end of the day. We did a oh that one's still full, because I got one of fruit jizz. I mean glitz, glitz, jizz, jizzing from rusty rail brewing. It was good, I like we did. We both gave it an eight. Like I liked it. Hey, it was good, we both gave it an 8, I liked it it was.
Speaker 3It is good on, make sure it stays cold that's why that one's got something in it it has to stay cold because once that cranberry and all the other berries start mixing and get warm, it does get a very bitter taste on the back end. And it's hard to get rid of it. Yeah, now, dewclaw, I apologize, but you guys really went downhill from the unicorn farts because that was a very good sour.
Beer Tasting Reviews and Camping Plans
Speaker 2Yeah, this one did taste closer to shit though. Yeah, it did. Yeah. You should have called good sour. Yeah, this one did taste closer to shit though. Yeah, it did yeah.
Speaker 3You should have called this sour me shit, because yeah, it's bad, it's bad to us. Yeah, not bad to everybody, I'm sure. Yeah, I don't want any haters here, but it's very vitamin-y With chalky tasting.
Speaker 2Stay on your tongue forever.
Speaker 3Yeah, you almost got to lick another ass just to get that ass out of your mouth.
Speaker 2I don't know which ass is worse I know that extra can or two is going to stay in your fridge.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, they're going to be there. They're going to be there.
Speaker 2Yeah, they're going to be. Oh Say, it was real good Trust me, trust me, trust me.
Speaker 3Do not buy this beer. Do not buy, do not buy so.
Speaker 2Okay, and another reason to drink.
Speaker 3Going camping this weekend. Sweet, praying, praying the rain it holds, praying the rain that it holds off on the rain. That's all I can do, and if not, I mean I'll make a great time of it regardless. We'll cook something good and whatever have a good time.
Speaker 2Make the best out of it make the best out of it.
Speaker 3You only get a couple times a year to do it.
Speaker 2Yeah, I should do it I'm looking forward to some sleep tonight.
Speaker 3Oh well you just went to sleep study they kept me asleep the whole time. They should literally just fucking knock you guys out. Yeah.
Speaker 2Then everybody would pass right. But anyways, any last words Don't jerk a truck, and God bless you.
Speaker 4To the buffeteria and with each swing I'm gonna hit the ball far Bye.