Another Reason to Drink
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Another Reason to Drink
Circle of Love!
S5-E30, Ever wondered what it’s like to savor the intricate flavors of sour ales while battling a gnat who’s just as curious about your drink as you are? Tune in to hear our thoughts on Rusty Rail Brewing Company's Fruit Glitz and Dewclaw's Sour Me, as we navigate through their fruity and tart profiles. Along the way, we share snippets of our hectic week, laugh about the unexpected insect visitor, and enjoy some casual banter about the weather.
Join us as we recount the lively and imaginative Twinsburg Cornhole Competition. Picture a parade with everything from race car costumes to glowing safety cones, and even a friend hilariously nicknamed "Beer Wench." We dive into the heart of the community event, discussing its positive impact, the camaraderie it fosters, and our own adventures in the cornhole competition. Though we skipped the look-alike contest due to a minor eye issue, we had a blast and noticed how the organization of the event keeps getting better each year.
Finally, indulge in our lighthearted musings on everything from golfing wisdom inspired by "The Legend of Bagger Vance" to the antics of golfer John Daly. We talk about our upcoming camping plans, the latest TikTok pranks, and share our honest reviews of some craft beers—both hits and misses. Whether you’re a golf enthusiast, a TikTok trend follower, or just in need of a good laugh, this episode has something for everyone. So grab your favorite drink and join us for a fun, relaxed conversation!
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Speaker 3:Rick is in the house, my house, his house.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got a special sour night tonight. So what we're doing tonight is a sour by dewclaw and it's called Sour Me, oh yeah, and it's a fruit punch sour ale, and it is. What did I say? This one was Rick 5.5. Yeah, yeah, five, five. So, and these are one painters. So, looking forward to that one, we're going to do that one second because we figured the fruit punch might be sweeter. So the other one we're doing is by rusty rail brewing company, which is no longer in business which I didn't know, that you guys just told me yeah it's pretty interesting yeah yeah, the beer wench looked it up I wonder why I
Speaker 3:don't know yeah, because they were doing some really good beers they have?
Speaker 2:yeah, they had it, and they do kind of always I wonder if somebody bought them out and they just went to a different name.
Speaker 3:You know what?
Speaker 2:I mean or kept the same name oh yeah, maybe they went out of business and someone bought. We'll get the uh beer wench to look it up. She'll find it for us. But this one's called fruit uh jizz, I mean glitz glitz, fruit glitz jizz.
Speaker 3:What exactly is a fruit jizz? We're gonna find out, aren't we?
Speaker 2:it's a sangria sour, that's what it is, but this one's 5.8 uh, and it says it's made with um grapes, cranberries, blackberries and all natural flavors. So, and these are both independent craft beer, so I'm curious to see what it tastes like.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, I'm excited, yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 2:I wonder if you have to shake this one up. It's got the upside down, Remember. It says you're supposed to pour right.
Speaker 3:Wait, no, no, is that just the Ohio?
Speaker 2:That's just the independent craft. Yeah, it's the Ohio thing, don't do that.
Speaker 3:I am going to turn mine upside down, because if it's pulpy, yeah it's got a little fizz to it.
Speaker 2:I'm going to take my glasses off here. I have to read in all that it smells good, smells like a sour, but it smells good, it smells like a sour, but I don't know Is it pulpy or no. No, definitely sour. Though it takes a minute for your tongue or your palate to get in that sour mode, it does After drinking.
Speaker 3:It's fruity. Though it is fruity, I can definitely tell the fruit. I can definitely taste the fruit. I can definitely taste the fruit. I can taste the cranberry right off the bat, right off the bat.
Speaker 2:The cranberry is one of the strongest. Yeah, yeah, that's the one I got. I'm hoping we got a freaking gnat in here.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 2:He's right under your mic. I understand. Right here we'll be playing with that fucker all night, all night, yeah, he's just, especially when we're drinking these sour fruits. Yeah, they go right.
Speaker 1:He probably came out of that fucker probably pop I don't know, he wasn't here earlier one thing it is nice outside, isn't it?
Speaker 2:oh it's so beautiful this week has been great dude cool at night. Oh it's nice and keep all the windows open.
Speaker 3:it's nice you can keep all the windows open. It's nice and beautiful you get a good sleep?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is. It's good, yeah, and then it's been a fast week too, you know lots of doctor's appointments and always all kinds of stuff going on.
Speaker 3:Right, yeah, there's all kinds of shit going on. Yeah with me.
Speaker 2:I had to do a sleep study last night and I was wore out this morning. You come out of that thing. You got everything hooked up to your head and everything Right.
Speaker 1:You, just you don't get no sleep. I've been wearing a sweatshirt on my way to work.
Speaker 3:Oh, really it's been kind of a little, you know, I mean I.
Speaker 2:But when it's been 90 for the last month, it's like, oh shit, 56 is a little chilly. So far this ain't so bad. These are both 16 ounces, though.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah and no, that's not bad at all. I actually do like, I actually enjoy this Sangria. I get the sangria, I get the sangria. I don't taste beer.
Speaker 2:No, no, no at all I mean it's a good sour and it's not very sour no, a little bit though, when I first was going from the bud light, yeah, I switched over.
Speaker 3:I was like that was a little yeah, I'm not getting the sour like I mean it's. It is a tart. Yeah, that's what I would say I would say it's a tart, it's not a sour, correct, it has it would, but people would pull that in as a sour as yeah, but I mean, we've had sours, yeah yeah, and they can be sour right.
Speaker 2:So anything new this week interesting um, not a whole lot.
Speaker 3:You know, it's just another, just another work week for me. Really honestly, like I didn't do a whole lot just it. These 10 hour days, dude, I really take a lot out of you. They take a lot out of you.
Speaker 2:It's because it's a 12 hour fucking shift, whatever but aren't, then aren't you amazed, like when you work eight hours. The difference is only that two hours, and then you gain a whole day.
Speaker 3:Right, you gain a whole day.
Speaker 2:That's the one thing yeah, but in reality you're so tired at the end of the week you're just um. I mean you, you're. It doesn't feel like you. You know, normally you would gain stuff during the day.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean right and and you can at least get some shit done. Yes, you know what I mean. So, like right now, like even last night, like I came home, dude and I, it was just like ugh, fuck dude Like I'm. I'm beat. Like I literally kicked my feet up and I you were like oh man, nothing getting done tonight right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, nothing was getting done. Like, I put my feet up and fucking, I was done. Yeah, yeah, I sat there on the couch and just ended up vegging out, fucking, ended up. I think I was asleep by 8 30. Oh, because I was falling asleep on the couch. Yeah, you know what? I mean I was like there ain't no point, like I'm just sitting here, watching. Uh, the hell, was I watching a cooking show no, uh, oh, oh, big Bang Theory.
Speaker 1:Oh, just because it was just noise. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:I didn't want to think last night, you know, basically Just stay.
Speaker 3:Just sit there and laugh every once in a while at something stupid, whatever.
Speaker 2:When they do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, same here, not much going on. Like I said, I had to do that sleep study, so but we went to dinner and that was nice and then when I had to run there and do that, and you know now they grew like they grew up. You know I have no hair, but in the beard they had it. In the beard they had the little, had the little things under my nose that they all wrapped around my ear. So I'm a slide side sleepers. When you're sleeping, it's just that pushing on, yeah, and I was like damn, it was like wearing glasses, you know, and then you put pressure on it right right yeah, so I was.
Speaker 2:I was like man right there keeps you from not sleeping, not sleep, yeah yeah, so like I guess I've never been to a sleep study.
Speaker 3:Like I mean, does it like so you're supposed to go to sleep? Yeah, yeah, so they can study it, but that's the thing, like I'm sleeping in a new fucking place yeah, it's hard, but they make it rough, but they do it, yeah, yeah but a little hand job on the side.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, oh you look tense, oh you look, tense, here you go. I mean, let me get one off real quick do they help you out, like yeah?
Speaker 3:we're gonna send nurse judy in, so her name was.
Speaker 2:I can't remember her name. She kept, she kept telling me it and I was like she goes most people don't remember in the middle of the night and I was. When I woke up, I was like I said it like 10 times. But then when I woke up in the middle of the night, when I had to go to bathroom, you have to call out for him and there's cameras on you. There's, you know, right, so I couldn't remember her name. But I mean she was put me in. She's okay, I'll put this in there, but you have wires on your feet, wire, you know. So she puts my feet in there. She goes here, I'll tuck you in, but I ain't saying no.
Speaker 3:Bedtime story Now do they cover your feet though? Yeah, yeah, I couldn't do it. No, I mean you can. Oh, you can Like, you can sleep whatever way you want. I thought they had you tucked cocooned in.
Speaker 2:As a matter of fact, my feet popped out later. Yeah, mine have to be out.
Speaker 3:I have to have my feet out. I don't care how cold it is, my feet have to be out.
Speaker 2:No, they say sleep like you would at home and stuff. So I did.
Speaker 1:I got butt naked.
Speaker 2:Here's my heart on. I got butt naked. The camera is everywhere.
Speaker 1:That's a different porn.
Speaker 3:It's everywhere that's a different porn. It's called sleep yeah, what sleep study porn? Yeah, yeah, they got a whole new website for that.
Speaker 2:That's where they're making all their money yeah, that's how they get afford that fancy place, os of sweet sleep, but yeah, so that was interesting. But the glue they put on your head, you know, know. And then when I woke up I had another doctor's appointment so I had to run and hurry and take a shower and get all that shit off and it was hard to get out of the beard, I'm sure, yeah, that glue. She said it comes off with shampoo and stuff, but I had to wash it a couple times To get it. Yeah, it was like damn, I couldn't imagine people that had hair. You're used to that. I was in my chin.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just your chin yeah little mayonnaise on the chin little little dried mayonnaise it was more glaze it was glaze anyways, uh, other than that, um, oh yeah, I wanted to tell you a little bit about our uh twinsburg trip right, yeah, right, yeah yeah yeah, so it was really interesting. The theme this year was race car type theme, so there was a lot of people. But what would you guess? That a lot of people dressed up when you think race car themes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it would just be like a race suit.
Speaker 2:Yeah there was a lot of people with that dress like me and bobby? That talaga talaga nights, oh tal, okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there was a lot of people that I'd be like onesies, you know, like zip up onesie kind of type uniform like a mario mario looking type. Yeah, there was a ton of mario people yeah, little kids like the mario.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so there was a lot of people with mario, and then it had everything the black liked the Mario, so there was a lot of people with the. Mario, and then it had everything the black and white checker theme. There was a little like there was a group of six people or eight people. They dressed up as what do you call that? I can't think of the name the cones that you use in the street. The orange cones, just the cones. Yes, the cones they were in the street.
Speaker 1:The orange cones, just the cone yes, the cones, you know they were just like that, yeah, oh, and they were running around.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's kind of cool though that'd be kind of cool, yeah, yeah you have big ass ones yeah, like safety cones. Yeah, yeah, but they were like soft suit, but they were glowing right you know, like rick shirt he wears every day, yeah, but uh, beer wench just told me that Rusty Nail is still open. Rusty Rail, rusty Rail. I'm sorry, rusty Nail.
Speaker 3:So it is still open.
Speaker 2:Yeah, still open. You know what Rusty Nail is right.
Speaker 3:It's a drink, oh, it's a drink. There is a bar that's called that too, and I can't remember where, but there's one rusty nail. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2:There's a drink too. But anyways, to get back to where is it? Twinsburg. It was a good time in Twinsburg. You know we did that, we did the parade. Always amazed about the parade, how many people come down To watch it, to watch it plus the people involved. Yeah, so it was a good number. Next year's the 50th, so they're hoping to get that max number. So the max number I think is like 2700 and something that was as far as registered twins that go well that's what I was going to ask.
Speaker 3:Do you know what the actual number from this year was? Uh, for the twins, like how many twins actually showed up beer wench beer wins.
Speaker 2:Wench is looking up.
Speaker 3:Beer wench is going to go ahead and Google that crap.
Speaker 2:Google girl. She keeps throwing me off when she sews her tit all the time.
Speaker 3:I know it sucks, so when you guys hear her concentration go off. It's just because beer wench sews her titty out there, her nipple ring keeps fucking popping out.
Speaker 2:I'm glad the nipple ring's on your side because I'm not a nipple ring guy. Are you a nipple ring guy?
Speaker 3:I've never had one. Oh really, I gotta say I wouldn't mind it. I mean, I'm guessing if you have a nipple ring, there isn't much feeling there. Yeah or it's a sensuates the feeling right, well, yeah, yeah, I guess I would bite it probably too hard and rip it out and not rip it out. But I mean, I wouldn't want to hurt her, but I have a feeling that I would bite it too hard or something you know I like the pain.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the thing, yeah I did.
Speaker 3:I did have a girl that I was dating and after we split up she got it, but she had no feeling in her nipples because she, because she had a breast reduction, oh, so she lost it. So she lost, yeah, and I think the doctor fucked her up a little bit, but all right.
Speaker 2:And you're like why did you get smaller?
Speaker 3:Well, no, they were still huge, Like I understand, like because she, we were only 23 or whatever, and she already had them done. Oh wow, because she was already having back problems because they were so fucking big. Yeah, I remember her, holy shit yeah.
Speaker 2:I remember before she got to you.
Speaker 3:Christian tasted it after me, or tasted me after One and a two.
Speaker 2:No, I ain't even going to go there.
Speaker 3:Don't go there.
Speaker 2:No, don't go there, but yeah, overall. Oh, one thing is is that the twinsberg to go back and finish up? Is that, um, every year they do the layout better and better because I guess more income, more money comes in and then, which is crazy, because they've been doing it for years. Yeah you would think it's going to 50 years next year, right?
Speaker 3:so I mean they've been like you would think. They would have this pretty much down pat and it would be oh, they do.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. I get it.
Speaker 3:They got it down, but, like you, would think it would be pretty much exceeded every expectation by now. No, they keep adding yeah, so and we're good for them then, yeah it's cool.
Speaker 2:Well, it's it. It's good for the community, good for the school. The school makes money Lots of it.
Speaker 1:Oh really yeah.
Speaker 3:So most of it is the schools that are making the money. And they're already making bank down there.
Speaker 2:Them schools are nice. Them schools are fucking beautiful. I used to live right there.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. Them schools are nice down there compared to our little, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:They're nice, they're big too. Bodunk times. Yeah, the thing is me and Bobby got into a cornhole competition. We weren't going to do it, we were going to do most look alike, but my eye was kind of messing me up a little bit. So the one people were like, oh, you guys should do the cornhole, we'll beat you, and they kind of threatened us All right, Okay, bunkers here we.
Speaker 2:Okay, bunkers here we go Game on, Game on. So then we threw the first round and then we beat them 21 to four you know, all right, all right. And then we came to the next people. I felt bad for these guys too, because as we were throwing the bags, they're asking us how the score goes and how it works.
Speaker 3:Oh, so they had no clue.
Speaker 2:They had no clue, right, how it works. Oh, so they had no clue. They had no clue, right, 21 is it? Yeah, they didn't make one point right. And then they're like is that it, or we get to play on. I'm like, dude, you're lucky you made it to the second round because they were late and then they made us play some other people and they already advanced them to the second round well that, but the thing is too is.
Speaker 3:You normally don't play to 21. If it's zero, right, it's 11. 11 to wash oh yeah, it's a wash buddy. You guys done at 11.
Speaker 2:Sorry technically we're gonna be both, because the first group we were 11 ahead.
Speaker 3:Yeah if they don't score anything by the time, you hit 11 and you're done.
Speaker 2:Yeah, game over then, then the rain came in and then bags got so heavy like mush, oh really yeah.
Speaker 3:And we played these two girls were they sand or were they actually corn?
Speaker 2:I think they were a bead of some sort I don't think it was a corn, but it's they got real mushy. Some of them got mushy, um, almost like a. It felt like a round little bead. Okay, yeah, so these two girls were playing with one that was on my side was very competitive, you know, she was like telling her sister make it an old pitch.
Speaker 4:Get it in there, put it on the board.
Speaker 3:You know and uh kind of like bobby yeah, in the video game, yeah, yeah fucking.
Speaker 4:Protect where the fuck are you man? We're here. I'm down over here. Why are you looking at me? What are you doing?
Speaker 2:I told you I was going right. No, no, we need to go left, you know. But they were beating us 16 to 7. And they were like, yeah, and then I threw in, and then we only needed four more. Bobby came across one, three, that was it, four Done. And then the girl was like why didn't you cancel them?
Speaker 4:out.
Speaker 3:And then she was all like I'm done with this shit, but that was pretty good. They made it almost to the finals, yeah, but didn't they end up having some young kids come up there that weren't even part of it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, so what they did?
Speaker 3:so we had a playoff. That was bullshit.
Speaker 2:This is kind of the thing I ask people too. It's like we were at the finals and the thing was is that it was two kids that went to the school there, not twins, not twins right, not Right.
Speaker 3:I mean it would be like me walking up there going hey, I get to play If I got to pick you instead of Bobby.
Speaker 2:You know you got rid of your weak player, Right, and then you're able to Slider. But the whole thing with the twin is you're stuck with the twin Twin, right, yeah, but we ended up doing pretty good and one thing that Bobby did is they had us against the ropes but the hole was all covered, right, the only way to get in that damn hole, and we needed three points. Bobby was the last one. We needed three points. Bobby was the last one. We needed three points in order to stay in the game.
Speaker 2:Bobby just looked so cocky and he went and he went right in Straight in and the whole crowd went A whole one yeah, and everybody went, and then, when everybody started screaming, the crowd started forming. Right right right, more people.
Speaker 3:And then, of course, course, we didn't go, but maybe one or two more after that. We got beat, but yeah, but I mean they did, you had the one. Yeah, you had the one good one.
Speaker 2:That's all it matters yeah, and they said that uh, you know, oh, you guys were the hardest people. You know we played, but it's still at the end of the day. I was like man if it would have been twin on twin, you know they should have kept it twin on twin.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like they shouldn't have let anybody else join. You're not allowed to do anything else. Nope there. You know what I mean. Like I'm not allowed to go there and join anything, I know. Like I mean, there's even bars and shit I can't even go into, or little rooms or whatever. Correct.
Speaker 2:You know it's a twin jerk off section. We all get in a circle.
Speaker 3:Are your hands all the same? Yeah, no, that one's different and what we do is we put a non-twin in the middle who collects it all. Yeah, that sucker.
Speaker 2:He's just a collector. It's the guy that walks up like Rick and says I come in there.
Speaker 3:We're like sure, come on in buddy sit in this chair right here all the twin guys every other one is a different twin. And then you're like why?
Speaker 2:can't I see you guys? What's going on?
Speaker 1:there's lights on me you want music or no music. Why is there lights?
Speaker 3:on me. Yeah, you want music or no music, as much music as possible please.
Speaker 4:The louder better.
Speaker 3:Better than.
Speaker 2:It sounds like stereo. It's coming from everywhere. It's coming from everywhere. You're on a different stroke buddy you gotta catch up, and then your, your rotates, so everybody so everybody gets a fucking shot right in the front just slowly pivot you're like oh shit, like no not again, you just get a fucking.
Speaker 3:I've got a pair of glasses a pair of safety glasses. That's it spray painted black, so you can't see. So you can't see. I've got a pair of glasses.
Speaker 1:A pair of safety glasses Spray painted black so you can't see, you don't want to see.
Speaker 3:What's on my leg? Oh shit, what's on my face, God. What's going on here? Why does that taste salty?
Speaker 4:It's warm Okay.
Speaker 2:Ricky.
Speaker 4:You can come next year.
Speaker 1:I can't wait the creamiest skin ever.
Speaker 2:Oh my, okay, let's go ahead and rate this thing for a sour.
Speaker 3:That's kind of hard to go for a sour. I know it says it's a sour, but to me it's it. It's good. Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2:Like I'm gonna go I'm gonna go and eat. I'm with you, I'm an eight. It's got a good flavor with the fruits and stuff. Now would you, jason, keep this? I probably would yeah, I personally probably.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, um, I wouldn't say princess, because the I like it, but it sours, it's hard it is sour and I notice especially as it's getting warm it's getting a little bit more light, right back end, yeah, like right on the back of your toning is really starting to get like a sour taste to it, almost like a rotten barrier.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and the funny thing is they show it in a glass with ice and fruit added.
Speaker 3:I bet you that would be great, it would be great that way. Yeah, and I can see it that way for sure. Yeah, but I'm still going to stick with my eight, because ice cold, this thing was really good. Yeah, it was not bad at all. It wasn't bad. I can get it down. I could taste the cranberry is what I tasted the most. My kidneys appreciate it Absolutely.
Speaker 2:I'll be peeing. Great. Yeah, the uh also came back. So when we were thinking of the one that might've closed, it might've been a like a branch somewhere by us, not necessarily the brewing company not the one out of Pennsylvania somewhere, isn't it? Yeah, milfenberg, out of Milfburg, or Milf.
Speaker 3:Pennsylvania Yep, when all the milfs are Milfen. Yeah, this is their juice. Milfendangle Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2:They make them eat a lot of pineapple and fruits.
Speaker 1:You only get cranberry.
Speaker 3:No yeast infections for you. Urinary tract infections.
Speaker 2:You, get it. That's nasty. Get it, get that damn. There's actually two flying around, so if you get one yeah I'd say one going right one. I don't understand why you sound like left beer cans out of it. No, no the beer witch. She's been lifting them flying movies.
Speaker 3:It could have came underneath the sweat flying out of virginia, yeah, and doing the boat yeah, wrecked, she's on that board anyways.
Speaker 2:Um, but yeah, that's, that's my story. But to go to it because beer didn't look, I think it's like 21, 70 something this year oh, is what actually showed up, yeah it was like 20. We've seen one person with 21 49, and so I was thinking, oh, it's gonna be high, but it actually. I think it was just like maybe 10 people or that, if that you know oh, do you guys get like actual numbers?
Speaker 2:yeah, like when you check in everybody gets a little number or whatever there's a set of twins that come there same last name and we try to find them every time. And they come from um new mexico name. And we try to find them every time, and they come from New Mexico.
Speaker 1:Oh really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we try to find them, but we can never find them. We looked for their number this year and we looked and they couldn't tell us if they registered. And I don't understand why. If you're registered and you're paying right, then why wouldn't you show up?
Speaker 1:Why wouldn't?
Speaker 2:you show up right, but we haven't found them yet. So we looked last year. Last year they wouldn't really give us much information. We kind of got their first names. Any other things going on in your life?
Speaker 3:uh, no, going camping this weekend.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, that'll be exciting. It'll be good time. Are you going local or about?
Speaker 3:an hour and a half oh, that ain't bad. Yeah, we go and, like I don't know, we might want to look up. Yeah, it's supposed to rain all week. Oh, really, yeah, like all weekend, this week's been beautiful it's been beautiful, yeah, you know, but now it's supposed to rain from like five o'clock till five o'clock, friday, till on 11 sunday. Yeah, need some rain, oh we need a lot of rain. We're low yeah, but I don't like doing any camping.
Speaker 2:Nah, is it the fam or just you?
Speaker 3:Nah, it's the whole fam. Oh, that type thing.
Speaker 2:So it'll be more like more of a camp campground than roughing it, roughing it.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, bad. Yeah, it's actually past you right on the West Virginia PA border, down by East Liverpool. Oh, that won't be so bad. No, it's not bad. But I am excited about the one thing I am excited about doing Her son's going to bring his golf clubs and there's a golf course there called Ponderosa and we're going to go do that while she watches the kids oh sweet, so that'd be cool.
Speaker 2:That'll give you a nice break. Yeah, get an extra round of golfing, and if if it's possible yeah, with the rain.
Speaker 2:Well, uh, we could take a quick break here and, uh, get another ice cold one. We'll switch over to the other one we're gonna do and, um, I want to come back, I want to tell you, you know, because I went golfing and then we can talk about how we did a shit ton of golfing I did but yeah. So right after this quick break we'll be right back get your ice cold one, welcome back.
Speaker 3:We finally made it.
Speaker 2:We finally made it yeah yeah, we spent more time on break than we spent on we were.
Speaker 3:We were trying to figure out new things for you guys. Yeah is what we're trying to do. We're trying to make the show smarter, wiser, faster funnier bigger better, better, like the six thousand dollar show.
Speaker 1:Yeah we didn't have six thousand yeah, what was that man?
Speaker 2:well, it was Bigger, better, better. We're like the $6,000 show. Yeah, we didn't have $6,000. Yeah, what was that man?
Speaker 3:Million dollar man. No, I thought it was like the $6 million man. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Then they came out with the Woman right.
Speaker 3:Did they? I don't remember the Woman I might have got out of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I figured that was going to be a wreck, train wreck anyhow. Yeah, it wasn't going anywhere. So we got the dewclaw. Dewclaw sour me, oh yeah, and we're gonna. This is from dewclaw brewing, of course and which we've done.
Speaker 3:Dewclaw, we did the um.
Speaker 2:That didn't hurt my hand did that did that break a finger? You broke my fingernail.
Speaker 3:I'm really grillified. At least we got tools here, your little princess broke her fingernail. I did.
Speaker 2:Some bitch S-O-B.
Speaker 3:So we've done unicorn farts, which we that ranked high.
Speaker 1:That ranked high. Yeah, Mine wasn't For you, Duke.
Speaker 2:Paul. So, Finally got out of it. That's what happens when you have so before you taste it, Rick, what do you think it's going to taste like?
Speaker 3:Exactly what it smells.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:It's going to taste like unsweetened fruit punch, like the Kool-Aid guy breaking through. Yeah, hey, what did he just say?
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:That's what it smells like, yeah, that's exactly what it's going to be. It's going to be, it's going to be that with no sugar and some beer in it, like someone forgot to put sugar in it, which I don't mind, like now. Yeah, after so many years of doing this show, I'm into the sours. Yeah, but let's taste it and see how it is.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, see, that's even worse it is. Oh yeah, see, that's even worse it is. It's kind of chalky, it is really chalky.
Speaker 3:Ooh, there's like a vitamin taste to it. Not a good one, not a vitamin. Yeah, not like a Flintstones. No, it's like the end of the Flintstones.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you don't like that nasty ass. Yeah, you don't like that nasty ass. This is going to be a challenge on this one, isn't it? Ooh, it took a second to tell Damn it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was looking forward to this one too.
Speaker 2:Both of them.
Speaker 3:I was looking forward to it. Well, that other one was good. I'm not going to lie. That other one was good. It started to get warm.
Speaker 1:When it got warm.
Speaker 3:If we had kept it on ice, whatever, that would have been fine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know if this is me. I don't know if this one's going down. I don't know if I could get the whole can down.
Speaker 3:This might be what the third beer ever that we not get down, because there is something nasty and it stays with it. Yes, there is something nasty on the back of that. I don't know if my stomach can handle all this? I don't know. Yeah, there's something nasty on the back of that that I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll give it a shot. You know, there we got sound.
Speaker 3:Oh, he's doing that, she's doing the hell. Yeah, that's funny, dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But anyways, that's, funny.
Speaker 2:Let's see, I'm going to keep moving with the show. I told you guys we'd be coming back and we'd talk a little bit about the what do you call that golf. Yeah, so I did get an opportunity to go out golfing some different places this weekend, which I thought he did really well, and I did improve from the previous year in the previous year but, uh, overall I felt like, um, I had a stronger game and then I came back and then me and rick got to play, which I like I had a stronger game, and then I came back and then me and Rick got to play, which I thought we had a good game.
Speaker 3:We had a good game. We did have a good game. I mean, it was one of our lowest scores this year.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we shot a 43.
Speaker 3:Yeah, which I think our game is improving. For sure, yours definitely is Mine.
Speaker 1:You weren't getting them drives man I want to get them, guys. You know I I want to say mine is too.
Speaker 3:It just we've played a lot more golf this year. Yeah, we're just trying to figure it out.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean I so one thing is is that, um, we know where our putting was a little bit hard and our chipping? We started getting chipping.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think my chipping's been on fire. Yeah, you've been good. It's been on fire the last couple games. It's been okay All right, but then I showed you that little trick and I think it helped you out a lot? Yeah, because you were getting them up.
Speaker 2:Because I was getting close there. Yeah, and that was pretty good. Man, this is tough to get down.
Speaker 3:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is a rough one. I keep getting another sip.
Speaker 3:But so I watched. Oh, was it Friday? Friday when I got home from work, or Saturday, what it don't matter. I watched the Legend of Bagger Vance. Oh, again. Oh, just because it was on, like, for some reason it kept on popping up on my TikTok. I'm like I haven't seen that movie in fucking years. Yeah, you know, since it came out, basically, and so I was like, you know, I'm going to find it.
Speaker 3:So I hunted it down, paid $1.99, whatever to watch it that day, but you know what he had the best saying ever in that movie, what was? That, and I didn't ever remember it, and it was just the only game that is played and not won, is in your head. Right, it's just not won, it's the only game that you play. Oh, I see it's played but never won. Because, you can always do better. You can play it as much as you want. You're never going to beat the fucking game yeah.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:It's just a game that is played, but never won. Never won, that's interesting. I was just like. You know what? He's absolutely right. Even pros will come up and tell you that, look at Tiger. Yeah, he played it. You know what I mean? Fucking games, but he could. It's not like you're ever going to go out there and hit a hole in one every single hole you're not going to get a eagle or an arbitrage.
Speaker 3:Every single hole you're, it's, it's played. Play it to the best of your ability, but it's never won. It's always a challenge, no matter what and the challenge is against yourself, right. Absolutely. He also said that too. Yeah, I mean, the challenge is all in your head.
Speaker 1:Yeah, in your head I was also watching TikTok today.
Speaker 3:Sorry, I don't want to, oh no, but it was John Daly and some other golfer. For summary, I watched one video and, of of course you know, 99 popped up after that and it was just john out there barefoot driving around with a golf cart that his hood opened up and it was just full of beers, like he had a hood like on it, like it was an old. It was an old truck like yours yeah that's what his golf cart looked like.
Speaker 3:And then he opened up the hood, the one side of the hood, and it was fucking just nothing but beers and he's just out there drinking beer, smoking cigarettes and just drilling the ball dude barefooted right barefooted just out there fucking smacking it 300 yards, wow, and like they were trying for an albatross. This was the whole fucking goal, whatever that thing. Yeah, yeah, it was. It was kind of cool dude. It was Just to see that dude out there just smoking cigarettes, drinking beer. He's like I've been drinking since 7 o'clock this morning.
Speaker 2:You sent me that TikTok too, or that song about golf. Yeah, dude, wasn't that funny. Yeah, what was that. Maybe the beer wench.
Speaker 3:Can you find that real quick and link to it the song?
Speaker 2:It was a TikTok it was a TikTok, but they were mimicking a song and I can't remember. Can you go through this, though? Can you go through the board? You should be able to Wi-Fi to the board to get a better sound, yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, why he's getting that, why she's trying?
Speaker 2:to figure that out. Dang, she keeps showing her titties.
Speaker 3:I know.
Speaker 2:Why she's figuring that out.
Speaker 3:I'm going to rip off the nipple ring. Yeah, I just want to hear her scream.
Speaker 2:I don't like that. I see a little green fungus up in there, sorry, beer wench. Anyways, she's a pretty one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I thought it was funny as shit. Dude, that was a funny-ass song.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and he was going pretty good with the theme and everything with it yeah. What else? Yeah, so it made me think of something else.
Speaker 4:I snapped my butter in half and threw it into a ditch. Got all my buddies laughing at how bad I missed it. This grass game ain't as relaxing as they said. It would be Stressing on the golf course.
Speaker 3:That's fucking hilarious dude.
Speaker 4:I was down at a Mandarin Lost 14 balls, only two holes.
Speaker 3:That's us. Eh, I was just like, all right, I got to send it to you guys. I got to send it to you and your brother.
Speaker 4:I'm aiming for that hole, but I can't clear it. Like my wedding night wife, he says I'm nowhere near. I finally gave up and I kicked that stupid ball in the creek. Put me down for a five. Put me down for a five. And I quit my job and just focused. I could go pro, no prob, maybe Scottie Scheffler is down to Freaky Friday with me. He was cool with it, he's cool with it, he's cool with it.
Speaker 4:Not the upside down pineapple way. Y'all just want to be big golf stars. It's a long way up from the top golf bars. The work is pleasure and the pay's obscene. Just counting birdies in our subpar dreams Used to tap out of a big golf bar. Dude, that's fucking funny, that is that is fucking funny.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. Like the whole song's hilarious.
Speaker 2:And he even goes in there and says that he's a golf. God, you're right. Yeah, I got my golf.
Speaker 3:Hey, hey, I'm a golf god.
Speaker 2:And then that guy ended up putting me down for five, five.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, it was a fun. I was just like all right, I got to send it to these guys. I was like yeah, that's my help. That was good.
Speaker 2:I mean, could you rate this?
Speaker 3:now you think, oh, I could rate it yeah, I'm sure I could rate it, yeah, because.
Speaker 2:I was hoping it would get a little more down, Dude.
Speaker 3:I'm barely halfway. I'm going to have to say it's nowhere near that Unicarp first?
Speaker 2:Oh no, it's not.
Speaker 3:Dude, it's horrible. It's almost like drinking the powder itself. Yeah, like just dumping the powder in your mouth and then you try to get it out.
Speaker 2:Yeah it almost makes you thirstier.
Speaker 3:It does, it does.
Speaker 2:I'll go, I'm going to get two.
Speaker 3:Are you going to go two?
Speaker 2:Yeah, fuck, I was going gonna even go lower, but I'll go with two with you. You were thinking one or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was thinking like, hey, I don't even know like I like this is probably one of the lowest beers yeah, I still am two with it, man. I I just don't think I can do it man yeah, yeah, yeah, and I did just see that too on my computer that Molson core stage exit from the craft beers industry, so which I didn't understand what it meant. I didn't really read into it, but they're exiting Like they're yeah, they're just getting out of the craft beer. But yeah, no, I yeah, I do, I'm a two.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not even going to be able to.
Speaker 3:I might finish it there ain't no way.
Speaker 2:I'm probably going to switch to some other juice here.
Speaker 3:Switch back to the training fluid.
Speaker 2:It's not princess approved and it's not a Jason Keeper Creeper.
Speaker 3:No no. No and it's not even a drink. It was going to taste like it's the same here I'm almost out of my uh, maybe beer which could give me a light rain fluid? Yeah, so.
Speaker 2:So anyways, let's see if you're smarter than now, wait a minute.
Speaker 3:I got one question for you. What's that? Or it's not even a question, okay, but do you? You know how, when you walk around church? Okay, and everybody's like Jesus loves you. Jesus loves you, jesus loves you.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Which is a great place to hear that at? Correct. What would be the worst place to hear that at? Hell, no Prison Jesus, oh, I get it instead of jesus jose, yeah or no, it was the other it it might be jesus, jesus jesus loves you wouldn't you like to you, wouldn't want to hear that in the morning like, hey, zeus loves you, buddy. Yeah, hey, hey, I say zeus loves you uh, I gotta look at these cards, though.
Speaker 2:Are you smarter than ricky? Ricky, ricky no, we played some of these. I mean, we did some of these.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna switch I think I'm gonna buy some new ones we're gonna have to step up.
Speaker 2:Okay here, okay here, I got one for you. Ready, I got two. These are good ones. Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go. Is it true that the US dollar bill weighs one gram? Ooh, good question. Huh, I got to do some training for it, got to snooze. I would say no, false. I would say yes, no False. I would say yes, and the answer is yes.
Speaker 3:So it weighs a gram.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's true that the US dollar bill weighs one gram, huh.
Speaker 1:That's very light.
Speaker 3:I got ripped off on a lot of cooking Some bitches. How far away is the horizon if you are on a beach, if you're?
Speaker 2:looking out on a beach. How far is the horizon? You are on a beach. If you're looking out on a beach, how far is the horizon Approximately? How many miles?
Speaker 3:I'll give you that Well, wouldn't that depend on the beach? I would think so, but maybe not. I'm going to say four to five.
Speaker 2:Three.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 2:Probably the human eye can only see three before it crests. I probably the human eye can only see three before it crests.
Speaker 3:I thought the human eye could see like 20, though.
Speaker 2:Three miles, 23 miles, that's what it says. I don't know if I trust these cards right.
Speaker 3:Well, no, I mean, you could be right.
Speaker 2:I mean just the most popular activity in bed is sleeping. What comes in second place? How old are these cards? They're recent, they're from last week.
Speaker 3:What is the wait? Will you read the question again? I'm sorry, Okay.
Speaker 2:How far I mean. The most popular activity in bed is sleeping. What comes in second place?
Speaker 3:Jerking off, self-pleasure, pleasuring.
Speaker 2:Nope Reading. Having sex comes in third, they're full of shit Because nobody's talking.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:The most popular. Oh wait, what does karaoke literally?
Speaker 1:mean in Japanese.
Speaker 2:What does what Kara literally mean in Japanese? What does what Karaoke mean in Japanese?
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 2:I have no clue. It means empty orchestra.
Speaker 3:Yeah, nothing behind you, because it's two parts words Right yeah that's interesting. Huh, I never knew. Did you know that? I didn't know that, yeah. Yeah, no, no what should you do if you're welcome, with a round of applause in China, what I don't Bow.
Speaker 2:Bow. No, you should reciprocate with a clap back. So if I walk in, they start to applaud Everybody's clapping.
Speaker 3:You just clap back yeah.
Speaker 2:Like good start to applaud.
Speaker 3:Everybody's clapping. You just clap back. Yeah, good job to you guys too for applauding me. It's like thank you, thank you, thank you right.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I could get this one In Europe. In the United States you write a smiley face with these symbols. How are smiley faces indicated in Japan? So a smiley face in the japan.
Speaker 3:So a smiley face yeah, a semicolon okay, or whatever what?
Speaker 2:what about in uh japan? How do you do a smiley face in japan? I would say comma, comma, smiley I'm telling you she's to put them titties away.
Speaker 3:No, it's. I would say comma, comma. You're going to make them look like slits.
Speaker 2:It's the little triangle, like just the symbol.
Speaker 3:Oh, because they make the hat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like a kitty cat.
Speaker 3:Oh, they do the hat one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that one dash and another one Like they do the cat ears yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, they do the cat ears. Yeah, I'll show you.
Speaker 3:They're not just the. Oh, I was thinking, a little Chinese guy hat.
Speaker 2:No, it's like you know what I mean. Like they make a. Oh yeah, they make okay, yeah.
Speaker 3:I would have never thought of that, no me either. That's why I was like I don't know, happy face, just like that.
Speaker 2:I'm going to try it just to see on my computer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because like mine, is just like two dots and a semicolon. Am I saying it right? Semicolon? Is that what?
Speaker 2:it is, yeah, right there, see it. You can't probably see it without your glasses. No, I can't yeah that, yeah, okay turns into a smiley face.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and this might, and I wonder if that does. I'm gonna try it, or if it just turns into a chinese guy, it might it might put like slips it might.
Speaker 1:I know I'm not trying to be racist it might do that right.
Speaker 2:Anyways, do babies have kneecaps?
Speaker 3:are you fucking kidding?
Speaker 2:me? That's the question do babies have kneecaps?
Speaker 1:yes no, get no, get the hell out of here. Yes, they do.
Speaker 3:That's how they crawl around Shut up.
Speaker 2:No, it says no. Babies don't have a conventional kneecap, but instead a growth composed of cartilage. After a while they slowly replace and then, as a child, three to six years old is when they get the bone. Three to six, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so that's why our knee and this is where God fucked up. This is why guys have to have knee replacements all the time Because you're crawling on them. Because we're crawling on cartilage.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but that's probably making it softer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're just beating it up. Beating it up and if you mess it up, yeah, and you mess it up. That's why we got to get replaced when you're 50 yeah what do you call a walkie talkie in french? What the dude? Did you like hand pick all these? That just completely I don't think you got any right. I haven't Walkie-talkie in French.
Speaker 2:Walkie-talkie in French is what I'm trying to be smart, be smart, you'll probably get it right El Telephone. No I don't know I don't know Talkie-walkie.
Speaker 3:Are you kidding me? I know Talkie-walkie Just reversed this is why we have to support them in wars?
Speaker 2:Yeah, so how would you?
Speaker 3:rate this Bud Light now. I mean it's pretty good, it's not bad. It tastes so much better with the orange yeah Pan on it. The orange wrap on it.
Speaker 2:That's so true.
Speaker 3:That's so true. Anyways, you want to do the end of the day? Yeah, we'll do the end of the day, why not? Let's go ahead and wrap this show up. We finally made it through it, oh.
Speaker 2:I wanted to tell you one quick story I've seen on TikTok today. Get me a few guys if it happens to you, these girls. They started to do this trend where the girl's sitting on a couch and she got a little blanket on her and they're about to watch tv and the guy purposely sits across from her and doesn't get so that he comes into the room and she's like lifting the blanket up and these women get mad, you know. When he says, oh, they're like look, excuse me, looking at these guys, like what the fuck are you doing? Get over here here, you know. Oh, because they want to. They want to sit side by side.
Speaker 2:They want to snuggle, yeah, snuggle, and I was thinking. But they're all young couples, they're not like you know, they've been together Right right. You know my wife's like, the farther the better, you know.
Speaker 3:But I was just, I just seen that. I was like, oh you know, I, I bet you, my boys like that. See now, I seen today. But it was a fucking jokes of like girls. The guys dressed up like girls and they were like standing there cooking and the lady came home from work oh and she came in and just started beating, he was like no, no, honey, honey, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's a joke.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that joke went wrong. To me that joke went completely wrong. Like somebody's going to get shot over that joke. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like I could see some crazy-ass chick going in and going hmm, hold on a second.
Speaker 1:You go ahead and keep cooking and he's not aware of it.
Speaker 3:Because, no, yeah, cause he's not, you know he's making sure he's not paying attention to her or whatever. And yeah, like there was a couple like sleeping in bed and but it was women, like the one guy fucked up like cause he had long hair and had a wig on and she ripped like a chunk out of it Like like she ran in and dove and fucking grabbed a chunk. I was like oh yeah that's a dumb, that's like why would you do this?
Speaker 3:like, why would you like it's funny and shit to me to watch, but I wouldn't do it? I like I know my bitch, I can kill somebody I see, yeah, that gun's coming out.
Speaker 2:The other one, too, I seen is is that they've been doing that one where they pretend they get a fake call like it comes up yeah, yeah, yeah you see the text like hey, honey, I'm leaving, yeah yeah, all right hey, schnicker bomb.
Speaker 3:I'll meet you down at the gas station. She's gonna stay home, then you see that woman hanging out running yeah coming after when are you going? I'm going to the store. I'm going with you.
Speaker 2:This one even came on there and said hey, baby, how are you doing? Oh, she's there.
Speaker 1:Oh and they come running.
Speaker 2:The woman was pregnant and she came running after her. I thought that guy was dead man, A pregnant woman will come after you, right anyways, the uh all right uh, end of the day.
Speaker 3:End of the day, let's get end of the day. We did a oh that one's still full, because I got one of fruit jizz. I mean glitz, glitz, jizz, jizzing from rusty rail brewing. It was good, I like we did. We both gave it an eight. Like I liked it. Hey, it was good, we both gave it an 8, I liked it it was.
Speaker 3:It is good on, make sure it stays cold that's why that one's got something in it it has to stay cold because once that cranberry and all the other berries start mixing and get warm, it does get a very bitter taste on the back end. And it's hard to get rid of it. Yeah, now, dewclaw, I apologize, but you guys really went downhill from the unicorn farts because that was a very good sour.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this one did taste closer to shit though. Yeah, it did. Yeah. You should have called good sour. Yeah, this one did taste closer to shit though. Yeah, it did yeah.
Speaker 3:You should have called this sour me shit, because yeah, it's bad, it's bad to us. Yeah, not bad to everybody, I'm sure. Yeah, I don't want any haters here, but it's very vitamin-y With chalky tasting.
Speaker 2:Stay on your tongue forever.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you almost got to lick another ass just to get that ass out of your mouth.
Speaker 2:I don't know which ass is worse I know that extra can or two is going to stay in your fridge.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, they're going to be there. They're going to be there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're going to be. Oh Say, it was real good Trust me, trust me, trust me.
Speaker 3:Do not buy this beer. Do not buy, do not buy so.
Speaker 2:Okay, and another reason to drink.
Speaker 3:Going camping this weekend. Sweet, praying, praying the rain it holds, praying the rain that it holds off on the rain. That's all I can do, and if not, I mean I'll make a great time of it regardless. We'll cook something good and whatever have a good time.
Speaker 2:Make the best out of it make the best out of it.
Speaker 3:You only get a couple times a year to do it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I should do it I'm looking forward to some sleep tonight.
Speaker 3:Oh well you just went to sleep study they kept me asleep the whole time. They should literally just fucking knock you guys out. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Then everybody would pass right. But anyways, any last words Don't jerk a truck, and God bless you.
Speaker 4:To the buffeteria and with each swing I'm gonna hit the ball far Bye.