Another Reason to Drink

Summer Drinking with Too Turnt Tea!

June 15, 2024 Bob, Bill, & Rick (BBR) Season 5 Episode 24
Summer Drinking with Too Turnt Tea!
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Summer Drinking with Too Turnt Tea!
Jun 15, 2024 Season 5 Episode 24
Bob, Bill, & Rick (BBR)

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S5-E24, What if you discovered the perfect summer drinks to cool down with, and also had a good laugh about golfing mishaps and medical scares? In this episode of "Another Reason to Drink," Bobby, Rick, and Billy take you on a refreshing journey as they review Two-Turnt Tea by NoCal and Strawberry Pineapple Wheat by Great Lakes. We share our thoughts on the light, lemon-tinged iced tea that’s low in calories and gluten-free, and the surprising flavors of the fruity wheat beer. Despite Billy’s health challenges, the camaraderie remains strong, and the humor never falters.

Ever wondered how a droopy face and a sore arm could lead to hilarious golf anecdotes? Join us as we swap stories of improving our golf game, with plenty of laughs along the way. From knowing our clubs to playing with family, the banter is relatable and entertaining. We also dive into more serious health concerns, navigating through hospital visits and stress factors, always adding a touch of humor. It's a balanced mix of empathy and laughter as we acknowledge the impact of physical discomfort on daily life.

Intrigued by unconventional toilet paper alternatives or the art of garnishing drinks? We’ve got you covered! This episode wraps up with a discussion on the quirky topic of toilet paper substitutes and the creative ways to enhance your drinks' presentation. We also share our excitement about creating the perfect music playlist for golf outings and the joy of receiving heartfelt gifts. Tune in for an episode that blends humor, personal insights, and refreshing drink reviews, guaranteed to keep you entertained and informed.

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S5-E24, What if you discovered the perfect summer drinks to cool down with, and also had a good laugh about golfing mishaps and medical scares? In this episode of "Another Reason to Drink," Bobby, Rick, and Billy take you on a refreshing journey as they review Two-Turnt Tea by NoCal and Strawberry Pineapple Wheat by Great Lakes. We share our thoughts on the light, lemon-tinged iced tea that’s low in calories and gluten-free, and the surprising flavors of the fruity wheat beer. Despite Billy’s health challenges, the camaraderie remains strong, and the humor never falters.

Ever wondered how a droopy face and a sore arm could lead to hilarious golf anecdotes? Join us as we swap stories of improving our golf game, with plenty of laughs along the way. From knowing our clubs to playing with family, the banter is relatable and entertaining. We also dive into more serious health concerns, navigating through hospital visits and stress factors, always adding a touch of humor. It's a balanced mix of empathy and laughter as we acknowledge the impact of physical discomfort on daily life.

Intrigued by unconventional toilet paper alternatives or the art of garnishing drinks? We’ve got you covered! This episode wraps up with a discussion on the quirky topic of toilet paper substitutes and the creative ways to enhance your drinks' presentation. We also share our excitement about creating the perfect music playlist for golf outings and the joy of receiving heartfelt gifts. Tune in for an episode that blends humor, personal insights, and refreshing drink reviews, guaranteed to keep you entertained and informed.

Support the Show.

www.anotherreasontodrink.com

Speaker 1:

welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your host, bobby. I am here with my two co-hosts, pop by pop by rick, and welcome back to the show. Uh, we're glad to be here. We got some exciting stuff happening, exciting.

Speaker 1:

We actually found out the iced tea that we wanted to drink, two-turn tea by NoCal. It's iced tea with a hint of lemon, 5%, and it's only 100 calories Per can. But I mean, I remember all the good benefits that were with it. Yeah, they got all electrolytes, gluten-free, no trash sweeteners. Yeah, yeah, no semen made with real tea, no nuts, no nuts, no nuts. And then, secondly, we're gonna try a strawberry pineapple wheat is by great lakes. Uh, it's a strawberry pineapple wheat. It's 5.5. It's a pineapple strawberry. Fucking shit stain Right there.

Speaker 1:

But we got that because Billy is drinking Diet Coke, diet Pepsi, because I got sick. When I got sick, what is it? You got your hearing. My ears hurt, but this whole thing, it's like you're coming through the side that doesn't, doesn't work, like super loud. I'm like, holy shit, super loud. Anyways, I got put my face because my face is droopy on one side and you know, and I can't feel the other side. We're calling him droopy dog. Droopy dog. He's only, he's only half face, but his eye he can't blink, so he's wiping it with tissues. I poked myself in the eye, yeah so, but he is sick. He's really sick. He's gotta get figured out. Yeah, I'll get a snigger out.

Speaker 1:

Next it'll just be two people on the show, one of us, no, because you'll be able to drink. He's on so much medication you can't even drink. It's been a tough week. Me and Bobby have been being really nice and not drinking In front of them. So we just keep going outside every three minutes Slamming a beer. We're like, ah, we'll drink this, this isn't bad.

Speaker 1:

Oh, do you guys already open? I didn't open mine. I wish I had one, but no, it tastes like tea, watered down tea. Yeah, pretty much. It's exactly what it tastes like Watered down tea, a little bit of lemon. So that means it would go down fast. It does.

Speaker 1:

You can't have one sip? Yeah, let me have a sip. Let me try yours. All right, I'm not trying to kill you or anything, but just one little sip, and they're only 5%. It's not like we're trying to get you.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, it. Oh yeah, it tastes like a watered-down tea, very light. It is very light. Actually. I like it. I know it's kind of weird. It's pretty good, it's dangerous. I taste a little alcohol flavor. I taste alcohol flavor, yeah, yeah, but if it's a hot fucking day, but it's weird because it's only 5%, it's weird that it has that alcohol flavor to it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the tea lemon mixture, it's that artificial lemon. I, I think it's the artificial. It says made with real tea. Oh, it doesn't say anything. Yeah, what about the lemon? Yeah, so the artificial lemon with the real tea, just kind of I don't know.

Speaker 1:

He did a good job on this because I could drink these by the pool and I have no problem. Yeah, you could. Yeah, same with that Breezy. Yeah, breezy, that Breezy was good. They're all gone. Yeah, I think they're a good summer drink, absolutely that series anyways, and I think he could hit the younger crowd with this. I think that's who's buying it.

Speaker 1:

Like I said, I stopped in on Monday and they just got restocked Right. A whole shelf full, not a shelf, but they just had them stacked on top of each other, basically as tall as it's cut out. Yeah, by Wednesday there was two left. Wow, oh shit. I was like oh well, I better buy one now, because I was going to wait until Thursday or whatever. I was like I better fucking buy one now by Tuesday. So like one day they were fucking gone. I could see me drinking this all summer. I'm going to say it's a Jason Creeper Keeper.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I'd keep it. I'd keep it, especially in the summer. Man, if you can get your hands on this, this is freaking refreshing. Absolutely. In the fall I couldn't see it so much because it doesn't give you that warm feeling. No, no, in the fall, I couldn't see it so much because it doesn't give you that warm feeling. No, no, it's definitely a summer drinker. Yeah, if I was cutting the yard or something Like today was so hot, oh, you could have had good. Yeah, this would have been refreshing. Yeah, this coming Monday, tuesday, wednesday yeah, we're 90 degrees Just sitting by the pool getting baked. Yeah, yeah, I mean literally. And not bad for 100 calories. Total carbs is only 2 grams. You know it's a good thing. Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so it probably has some caffeine in it because of the tea. Yeah, I would think there would be a little bit, because it says made with real tea. Right, it doesn't say anything about caffeine. I guess it depends on what you know. It almost kind of tastes like a green tea. Anything about caffeine? It almost kind of tastes like a green tea. It does. It could be English. You're not allowed to put caffeine in alcohol. You are just to a point. You're allowed to have a touch of it, but you can't be for loco. No, I was wondering about these for Catherine. I think she'd like them. I don't know if she's a big that I think she'd like them. I don't know if she's a big tea fan, but she might like this. I like it. Just from that sip I had, I would say Princess Approved. I say Princess Approved too.

Speaker 1:

My only concern, I guess, with healthier people. I do get almost like a diet sugar back taste to it. But, like I said, that could just be from the artificial lemon yeah, you know this or just a mixture of the tea lemon. It says the ingredients filtered water, alcohol from cold brew, sugar, sugar cane, um, orchid acid, natural flavors uh, I can't even remember, it's a phosphate and black tea oh, it is. That's it. There is hardly anything in this. Where do you get the lemon? Then the natural flavors? Natural flavors, yeah, the natural flavors. So it's just the combination of the two that it's just a kind of a weak taste of tea that I think like a sweet tea. Yeah, it's almost kind of like a sweet tea. It's good it is.

Speaker 1:

I mean, they're not like a southern sweet, no, no, no, not like fucking mcdonald's, just a big cup of tea, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just do a line of it. I could drink like 10 of these, oh, easily, wow. And they come in 12 packs and it wasn't bad. I want to say like $12.99 for a 12-pack. It's not bad, it's a little bit more than 15.

Speaker 1:

The Breezy's we said we couldn't get a few. They were sweet Because they got sweet, but they were also 8%, oh, sweet. But they were also eight percent. Oh, don't forget, those were actually eight percent. So this is out of the naco noco, noca, noca. Yeah, uh, little brand that they have out right now this is the only one that's five percent. I see next year they're gonna expand and grow more. Oh, I'm sure. Oh, I mean this place. If they keep making this, that's gonna blow up. I I guess maybe I should stop. I'll get, I'll stop and get the live lemonade or living. Yeah, I wanted to try that because they got a that's actually a variety pack. It's like mango, blueberry, raspberry, all I'd be interested in it.

Speaker 1:

Do a regular lemonade, you know, if you did a cooler and you did the tea with the breeze and and then the lemonade, yeah, and the mixture. Well, it was funny One of the TikToks that the dad did, he was playing golf. Two turns, dad. Yeah, he was playing golf, yeah, and he was like, yeah, I start off with the. I forget he had another one. Actually it was like the Papa or something like that. Yeah, I see another one. Actually it was like the papa or something. Yeah, I see, and uh, but it was eight percent, and he was like, yeah, I do a couple eight percenters, then drop back down to the five, then go back up to the eights and you don't have to. Yeah, yeah, but these, I'm drinking this so fast I could almost do two by before we even finished the first half of the show. Or even if you did like one one hole, you probably have one done. Yeah, oh, easily, dude, I'm halfway, I'm halfway. It's delicious, billy. Yeah, we're like nine minutes in. Yeah, we're nine minutes in and it's refreshing. Yeah, it's like a glass of tea. Yeah, I'm sweating, I'm sweating. I made another one and with an hour you're like damn, I went through 10. Yeah, yeah, you could, quick, easy.

Speaker 1:

All right, let's get into our likes, dislikes and learns this week. Um, my likes is I think my golf is coming along. Yeah, I think my golf is coming along. I'm starting. Just the practice has really helped. I'm just learning.

Speaker 1:

I guess my learn and like is that the more you play, the better, better you get. I mean just what it basically comes down to More practice. Yeah, more practice, like you're not going to, it's shifting up the courses and getting different shots and getting different shots. And I'm actually figuring out, without knowing, with, like an app or whatever, I can kind of judge. Okay, I can, my six iron should get me there. Yeah, or at least damn close. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1:

He gets a sandwich. What is that? No, your G wedge, my G wedge, my ground wedge, his ground wedge. He's hitting like 98 yards, I think 110. Yeah, then you get a 40-yard roll off of it and he's accurate. No, I mean so it's nice. I mean because I got to play my own ball over the weekend With this brother and it was my first time really playing my own ball. Yeah, so it kind of gave me where I'm at and I wasn't too ashamed of myself. I didn't want to go kill myself after it or anything like that, so it was good. It was funny because you guys asked me the day before he played his own ball, we went out as a group and he had two shots that were like on the green, like a foot away from the pin.

Speaker 1:

And then you guys played on Tuesday night and you were like, what was those two shots he had on the green? I mean they were spot on. Nobody had a lot of good shots, though he had on the great. I mean they were spot on. Nobody had a lot of good shots though. Yeah, yeah. And we were really surprised in our game we just fucked our first two holes up. Yeah, that's all it was. Yeah. After our second hole, boom, we were on fire. We were on fire. Third, fourth, yeah, yeah, you know that hole that we got to aim this girl is on fire, but Billy couldn't drink. Was that the key? No, no, no, because he didn't have any good shots.

Speaker 1:

I only had the one eye. It didn't look good. Every time I look at it, I get the droopy side, you get the perfect side, I get the good side. So Kat says, half, looks like I got Botox in it, does? There's not even a wrinkle on that side. Is there a wrinkle on that side right? And is there a wrinkle on that side? You get a little bit under the eye because, no, it's all like, but not even like. Your forehead is like perfect, yeah. And then on the other side, wrinkle, wrinkle, wrinkle. Yeah, like you're always get like. You got one eyebrow but look, I'm trying to move this side right, which is weird. That's not the side that's fucked up. This side is that's the side that's fucked up. That's the side that's fucked up. Okay, I can't move anything, I can move that.

Speaker 1:

And then his arm was sore so we thought he had a stroke. That's not the side that drooped. No, they call that the droopy side, even though this one's the one that's tired. Okay, it's weird. Yeah, it's backwards. They say it's droopy face.

Speaker 1:

What was weird was? It started on the left. I couldn't move anything on the left, and then it went all to the right. That's crazy, yeah, and your arm's sore on the left. My arm was sore, but that was because I had a pinched nerve. Oh, okay, so I was nervous. So I said, well, let me go into it.

Speaker 1:

And then I was in the hospital all day Monday, tore up my damn arm and everything. That's horrible. It is horrible. They fucked your arm up anyways. I got everything ekg scan and all that and cat scan. Yeah, so I'm good to go. But, um, then this come.

Speaker 1:

But they say it's related to you could get it from stress. Remember I wasn't getting no sleep because my arm was killing me, because I had that pinched nerve so I could sleep right. So after a week long of not sleeping, you know, and then stress like that, boom, I keep hearing it's well, we're not gonna win twinsburg if you don't fix it. Oh, yeah, the twins day. Yeah, bobby's my company. Well, we'll just wake bobby up every night, like you gotta.

Speaker 1:

So my whole face goes, yeah, yeah, see, I was googling it. Dude, I heard it was from sucking too much dick. It can be for a female. Yeah, I heard it was too much semen intake too much semen. Why are you always frowning? High protein, I don't, I ain't frowning. Yeah, he's always frowning. So, uh, this whole side of the face. He looks like an angry old man. That's what. That's what people say. Yeah, you're an angry old man. Yeah, and popeye's boys. When he was sitting at golf the other night he was like just staring off and on at something and I'm like, yeah, you just look like an angry old man, dude, people leave me alone. But you know, people look at you. I went to the store, everybody like what's wrong with that motherfucker Dude? And your face is split, so even down it does. Yeah, if you can pinpoint the time to where it'll bounce back.

Speaker 1:

You rob a bank a week before. Yeah, what me? What me? Man, look at me, I can blink, I can blink, I just don't even blink. That's my like, dislike. Learn, that's my like, dislike, learn. I can't blink, I can't blink. And I'll tell you the eye thing is what Is that your like, dislike? And learn, yeah, that's my dislike because it kills me. I bet the grass and all that, the air, the light and even any, like I had a candle lit. Holy shit, that thing was just making my eye water. Then why? Because of the scent. The scent, just yeah. And then, um, what was it? Um, so I'm like eye drops, eye drops, eye drops, eye drops.

Speaker 1:

By the way, eye drops are very expensive. Yeah, very expensive little bottle like that, 20, you know, but like three quarters of an inch by three quarters of an inch, 25. What? Yes, it's a chemical or something. For just vizine you could get for about like eight bucks, but still this is supposed to be good. And then, when your eye is killing you, you'll pay a fuck. Here's a hundred. Yeah, just give me that shit. You know, but I actually I can see your tear ducts all red. Yeah, because it, because it's irritated, right, yeah, so the irritation. Well then, he just stuck his finger. Yeah, I just poked myself. But you go back from.

Speaker 1:

The eye thing is the killer. You know, the face thing takes a minute, learn how to eat and everything and drink and stuff. But the eye thing is like the first couple days I couldn't really see, right, because it was they're just all couldn't. I don't know, because it was, they just all couldn't. I don't know focus or whatever. So you're just like accidentally licking cat's leg. Yeah, when you're going down she's like will you move over a little bit? He can't even fill half of his tongue, ends up licking her butt A little higher. She's like I like that. I like that, that's my salad and you lose. You lose your taste, no, but you do. I mean my nose drips because I can't. Yeah, there's no right. And he drools constantly. Yeah, well, when I, when I first happened, I couldn't.

Speaker 1:

When I'm drinking, I'm like, yeah, it was funny, yeah, it was funny out on golf dude, it sounded like it was sucking dick. Somebody was fucking swinging. I'm like, yeah, wait, hold on. And then he'd be like Like when they were swinging, he's so loud. I'm just sitting there with a heart on hold. I know I keep looking at him. He's kind of strange.

Speaker 1:

Hey, what's your name? Why are you going to these woods? We're going to put a blanket over this. Cut a hole in it On the golf cart. My little glory hole. It's not gay getting a blowjob, it's mobile, but it's a pain in the ass, all right.

Speaker 1:

So my like, dislike and learn is mine's a pain in the ass, alright. So my like, dislike and learn is mine's a learn, learn, dislike. I learn not to put all my eggs in one basket on what I call them spare parts. He's ruined my spare parts. They're all fucked up. Now. What am I gonna do? I gotta find another spare parts. You got Jason. You do have Jason. They're all fucked up now. What am I going to do? I got to find another spare parts. You got Jason. You do have Jason. Yeah, I'll just hey, jason, your new spare parts, take care of my shit.

Speaker 1:

Spare parts two my kidneys and my liver are gone. No, I was thinking about it. I was like God damn, that's my spare parts. What am I going to do? You got damn, that's my spare parts. What am I gonna do? You got no eyeball. You got no eyeball. Yeah, no eyeball. No half face, no left arm. But yeah, you gotta really get that checked out. And, jason, be aware, you're my spare parts. No more drinking, no more eating these foods. So you go on a diet. No more eating at 11 o'clock at night. You got a whole list of stuff coming to you, bro, I want my new liver and kidneys to be perfect.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, it's funny because I called Billy spare parts on my phone and then because we're twins, and then now I look at him and I'm like maybe not spare parts, he might be using me as spare parts. That's kind of dangerous there. You don't want my spare parts. His assholes, hello, hello, hello. Billy's crying and he can't stop my nose. Just See, it's all these, all that shit.

Speaker 1:

Well, I feel bad. Just the whole eye thing. The eye thing would be. But the face doesn't look too bad, no, it don't.

Speaker 1:

But even driving is oh man Right. Or that sun, or playing video games, oh I can't. I was crying, oh yeah, I didn't even think about it. Like, I can blink, so like, and it bothers me. After a couple hours I can't, yeah, because you forget to blink. Yeah, it fucking starts drying out and fucking gets real red. I tried to get on the computer. The light was too bright so I had to get them glasses and it still was bothering me. I only could do so much. It's just like the sound. You never turn your sound like that much, but it must be coming for that air. It hurts. Yeah, oh, that whole side is just the muscles. Yeah, I'm like, I feel for you, dude, I really do. I mean, I know I we mess with you, but but you need to get it fixed. Yeah, I wish I knew how I'm taking medication. So that's why I can't drink, right, and that's why we're drinking.

Speaker 1:

These two turn tees. Now, rick, we rank this. What do you think? What did we get last week, steve? I mean that Breeze. Do you remember that Breeze? It was 9.5. 9.5 or 10, whatever it was up there, I'm going to go. So if I go with teas yeah, going with teas, going with twisted teas We've done all them. I definitely like it, more than the twisted I'm going to say it's not as sweet.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to have to say it's a good nine. I'm going to go a nine, if not a 10. I was going 10. If you're going to go 10, I'll go 10. But you know why I'm going 10? Shit, and they're too sweet. They're sweet.

Speaker 1:

I feel like I'm drinking like 500 calories. I'm gonna be a fat man, yeah, but this 100 calories, and my um mcaltra is only 95 calories. So it's five more. Right, yeah, but the flavor on this, the part that's dangerous in this is they go down a lot faster than a quick. Yeah, and it's five percent. My mcaltra is only four. The only good thing is you get electrolytes in this. Yeah, I had cramp earlier. There's no carbonation. Yeah, that's why there's no bubbles. So that's why it goes down so smoothly and I don't feel bloated. I don't feel bloated.

Speaker 1:

This would be a very good after dinner drink. I'm going to drink this the rest of the night. I'm telling you. It's telling you oh, it's freaking delicious, like we just ate that rice and everything. Yeah, blow you up. You know, yeah, because we had, uh, rick made us rice, shrimp scallops with, uh, white cream sauce. It was freaking delicious. He needs to. He needs to make a cookbook. But he just like took stuff out of his refrigerator and made this. Well, he's seen that what, he's seen how much sauce he had and he I just improvised made it more the sauce. You would have licked the plate. It was delicious.

Speaker 1:

I added milk, which is common heavy whipping cream, milk and what else. So I bought just a little thing of heavy whipping cream. I should have got the bigger one, but I ended up adding the milk, the Parmesan. I was making an Alfredo basically, but then I knew I didn't have enough, so I added the milk and then I was like, okay, well, let's make it kind of like heavy whipping cream. I put a couple little chunks of cream cheese in it. What's made so good? I had some smoked Goud that was it's a hot smoked Gouda and I thinly sliced that so it melted, sliced that and put that in there with the regular Parmesan to mix up and sun-dried tomatoes and sun-dried tomatoes and some pepper flakes and pepper Billy on a scale of 1 to 10. It was 10. It was good. Yeah, it was so delicious.

Speaker 1:

Me and Billy were fighting over the leftovers. That's how bad it is. I was going to snatch one of them scallops, out of there. I closed it up. No, it's mine once He'll be like damn, I thought I had some. Look at him, he doesn't get an extra scallop. No, I don't want to tell Kelsey for his droopy face. Maybe it would heal me. No, don't say that. He could be all better by morning. He'd be ready for fucking twin stage. I heard it say sea fells, it gets your skin. Bobby would be all fucked up. He's going to get fucking selfish or selfish, selfish Shell Shellfish. Yeah, reaction. Yeah, all right, this is the first 10 we had in a while. Clink, cl, while we are both empty. This is delicious.

Speaker 1:

Billy, I wish you could try it. I'll get some. It's only one week. You're almost done, right? You'll be able to drink Tuesday. Yeah, you should be able to drink Tuesday. I think so. Yeah, yeah, because Monday it was supposed to be seven days. Yeah, seven days. I think so, yeah, yeah, because Monday it was supposed to be seven days. Yeah, seven days. And Monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, monday. I should be good by Monday. Yeah, I'd probably give it a couple extra days.

Speaker 1:

How does that get out of your system? I know that, yeah, and they said that. Yeah, and they kept saying dangerous, dangerous, and you, dangerous. And you know, I'm like, oh shit, it's here, right. Well, antibiotics don't work if you drink alcohol. Yeah, I don't know, that's what they say, you know that's well. Yeah, I mean, they just tell you that to quit drinking.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, because you know they ask you how much you drink. Do you drink? How much do you drink weekly, monthly, daily, as a daily? Well, how many you know? And then all of a sudden you get a little. I see it turn red up in there. You know what's funny? A comedian said he got on there and they were like how much do you drink? He was like 16 beers. They were like okay, a week. And he was like no fucking day. And then they were like surprised by his numbers. They were like my numbers came back. They were freaking out that I drank 16 beers a day and his numbers were good.

Speaker 1:

All right, we're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna grab this, uh, strawberry pineapple wheat by great lakes brewing company, which is up here in ohio. So if you get a chance, go ahead and grab it. Also, we're looking for new listeners, so please tell your friends to go out there and listen to. Another reason drink, all right, we'll be right back. Go grab an ice. Cold drinks, we sure do. We got a strawberry pineapple wheat by great lakes.

Speaker 1:

That thing it's hard to use. That's what I was trying to see, if I could. It's supposed to go that way. Yeah, no, it's supposed to use that, but you can't. You can't even get it under there. You almost have to go like that and then go. Oh, okay, but that was the hard part, right? Yeah, he's got a little bottle.

Speaker 1:

Oh, it smells so good. Smell, smell it. Let me smell. It smells good. It smells like pineapple. It smells like strawberry. I smell pineapple. What do you think? I like it? I like that Tastes like pineapple juice. Tastes like pineapple juice. It really does. It's good, you know it tastes the wheat-ness Wheat. It's good, it's pretty. You don't taste the weakness wheat 5.5. So no, you don't taste the wheat like a, like a normal, like a blue moon or yeah. No, anything like that, like this, could be dangerous.

Speaker 1:

This would be, this would be shitting myself like literally on my way to work, like a six-pack of this. I can't come in today. I just shit myself on the way to work. You would too. Yeah, absolutely, I know I would. Yeah, like full-on, because the weakness will sneak up on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it will fucking clean me out. Yeah, he's like doing that, getting ready. He's almost scared. Yeah, I am, I am, because tomorrow he's going camping trip. Well, no, but I'm not leaving until later, so it's fine, it'll get out of your system, hopefully. And I'm only having one, it shouldn't. I mean, it's when I drink a six of them. I don't, I don, you got to plan, I have to plan. So you'd be like skid mark Bob. Yeah, oh, yeah, no, I'd be like fucking run down my leg, bob Shit himself. I'd be like fucking full on shit myself. Like take toilet paper on the way to work just so I can pull over and fucking blow ass on the side of the fucking road.

Speaker 1:

I don't know why wheat beers do that. I don't. Yeah, I don't know either. Some, I don't know either. Some people are really used to them. I don't have a problem with them.

Speaker 1:

It might be a little soft, but it's okay. No, it's not okay. This is freaking delicious, though it's soft because the other activities you, you and me partied again. I don't partied. You got us done. Everybody thinks Shit's staying by Every time you go to the bar. You got a stunt. Everybody thinks that Shit's staying by Every time you go to the bar. We're like can you push on my stool, sir? You're not going to be able to trust a fart tonight in bed. You'll leave a streak, only more than a streak.

Speaker 1:

It's a blend of strawberry and pineapple. It's a blend of strawberry and pineapple. Uh, it's a fresh, uh, weed ale, I think, jam packed with real fruit. I think they did a good job. They did do a good job.

Speaker 1:

Out of wheat beers, what do you think? And for great lakes? Yeah, yeah, because we're not a huge great lakes fan, right, you know what I mean fans. Uh, so when you see great lakes, you're like but actually, if I was at a brewery, I would take this. This is actually pretty good. Yeah, I would. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, do we want a wheat beer? A wheat beer, and I mean I would put it up there with. I would actually put it up there with a nine. Yeah, that's what I was thinking a nine. I would say a nine, especially for a wheat beer. Yeah, I'm going to agree with you. I say a nine, a nine and a half. I would say it's Princess. Oh, yeah, it's definitely Princess. Oh, yes, it's definitely. If you can get your hands on it, I would say it's a Keeper too. Yeah, I guess I would drink it.

Speaker 1:

They had it on sale. I bet you it'll go fast, It'll go fast. Once people taste it, they'll be like, oh, that's good. I'm going back. Well, it's on sale. Boom, it was on sale for like $10.99 a six pack, which that's not that bad.

Speaker 1:

No, okay, you got jokes. Jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes. I don't have any jokes. You got one, billy.

Speaker 1:

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a buffalo? Oh, I don't know. When you pull the meat out of a refrigerator, it doesn't fart. Bob should have known that. I'm surprised Bob wasn't a little bit. He's like oh, I know that answer, I know that answer. He's not paying attention to us. I am not. He says well, it doesn't fart anymore. It doesn't fart anymore, it's like a queef, whatever, motherfuckers, you guys are getting me a bad name on this show.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to call you guys gay. We didn't ever say gay. We are very LGBT. You keep saying I take shit out of my ass. That doesn't mean you're gay. No, oh my God. It just means you like it. It just means you like it. I don't like it. 20 is a, 20 is 20. It's only gay if you're receiving it mean you're getting it all right. Billy things they don't teach you in school. Okay, that's gonna be hard.

Speaker 1:

My wife oh, I got my glasses today. Oh, kind of, I can't put on. You should get this one. Yeah, you look old now. They are the older ones. I like them.

Speaker 1:

Can a person who is completely bald have dandruff? Yes, yes, it's more common in people with hair, though, right, but it's just dry scalp. Yeah, oh, you guys, you might have trouble. When did the world's first website go online? Ooh, the first. What Website Website? Just pick the year. Oh, 1989. What do you think? 85. August 6, 1991. Wow, oh, yeah, think about it. When you graduated website? Well, I guess I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, what day and what time represents the greatest risk for a couple in a relationship to fight? Valentine's Day? Oh, no, yeah, no, it's actually a day and time. A day and time, wait. Say that again. What day and time? A day and time. Wait, say that again. What day and time, day, what day and what time represents the greatest risk for a couple in a relationship to fight? Oh, um, it's new year's eve. Uh, january or uh, december 31st comes. Oh, it's the first week of January. No, it comes every week. Day and time yeah Of a week. Tuesdays at 5 o'clock. Sundays at 7. Thursdays at 8. Today at 8 o'clock.

Speaker 1:

Don't call your old lady. I can see it, because every time we go home after this show, bobby gets in trouble. I do. That's weird, just because of the stress throughout the week. Maybe I don't know. You know what I mean. That's why I was thinking Sunday, because it's a wind down day. You're winding down and she wants you to do fucking shit and you're running out of time. You're running out of time and I got to get to bed, or she's got to get to bed and still got to fucking bang one out. Whatever Bobby's is on Tuesdays, bobby's is every day, every day.

Speaker 1:

Could humans live on Jupiter? Yeah, bobby's is on tuesdays. Bobby's is that they're gone every day, every day. Could humans live on jupiter? Yes, I heard that. No, no, jupiter is gas plant, so it's no solid surface. Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, fuck, you're thinking mars. Oh, yeah, what? Who made the first phone call to the moon? Oh, my, oh moon. Yeah, the president. Yeah, eisner, nixon, nixon, yeah, but it was the president.

Speaker 1:

What is the difference between whiskey, whiskey and whiskeys? Wait, between whisk and whisking. Whisk and whisking. Oh, whisk and whisking. Oh, wait, okay, it's W-H-I-S-K. Sorry, let me see it. My eyes. W-h-i-s-k-y and then W-I-S-K-E-Y, one's at a faster rate Whiskey. And how do you say the other one Whiskey, right, whiskey, whisk. You say the other one Whiskey, right, whiskey, whisk.

Speaker 1:

Is it alcohol? Yeah, it's alcohol. Oh, one's single barrel and one's blended. No, the drink is spelled whiskey in Scotland and whiskey in the US. Oh, it's the same damn thing. That's why I was struggling with it. So one just has a Y, no, one has an E. One has an E and one has a Y. No, they both have a Y. Oh, one says whiskey, whiskey, whatever. Can insects fart? No, no, they can't. No, right, that'd be a lot of gas everywhere. That's funny.

Speaker 1:

How long must you wait to go to oh? How long must you wait to get tested for HIV after having unprotected sex for the results to be 30 days? Oh, no, no, a week, or two weeks, six weeks, six weeks, six weeks. So, bob, six weeks. Keep checking yourself every week.

Speaker 1:

Well, don't porn stars get checked every two weeks, or something like that? Or is it every six weeks? Maybe it is every six weeks, yeah, but after you have it, can't you just always? If you're having sex every day, I mean doesn't the? Well, I don't know, because if it don't show just always, if you're having sex every day, I mean doesn't? Uh, well, I don't know, because if it don't show up until six weeks later, then after that, then you could see if it was the next guy or the next girl, right, you know what I'm saying? You would think, but yeah, you know what I mean. Well, no, not if it don't show up for six weeks.

Speaker 1:

If I have sex for six weeks, right, if you were a porn star, if I was a porn star, I'd have sex every day. No, you get checked every six weeks, right? But if I had sex the night before I got tested, it'd be another six weeks. It'd be another six weeks before it got tested. So you could get tested almost every day. Yeah, but you're already spreading it. Yeah, so it might be like every two weeks, because six weeks might be too long, right? Yeah, you would think If you're in a porn star. Yeah, bobby, tell us, is it every? I don't know, I don't know, but I've been told.

Speaker 1:

Anyways, it's time for my favorite time. Bless you. Thanks, it's true, the air conditioning is just god. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Hey, it's been a minute since I've done it. Yeah, it's two more. Yeah, ready, yep, welcome to the stage, peaches. Peaches is on the stage. She's juicy and delicious. We did Peaches already had we. Yeah, she's got a little peach fuzz for you, billy. Welcome peaches. Welcome Popeye to the stage. Welcome Popeye. He's a one-eye bandit. He loves to suck it and stick it in the one-eye, one-eye love, one-eye love.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, these cards are terrible and I should have looked up something prior to. It's been taking my focus away. Okay, well, get rid of them. Same one. I don't know these cards, I don't know. They're kind of PG, they're weird.

Speaker 1:

So if time travel was possible, where and when would you go to and who would you want to meet? Didn't we do this? We did that one. So two, and who would you want to meet? Didn't we do this? We did that one. Oh, really, yeah, I put it in the back? No, but I think you might have did it one time. You actually did that.

Speaker 1:

All right, if you consider pets family, are they also your property? Well, yeah, oh, that was a dumb ass fucking. No talking about it. Yeah, it's your kid. Yeah, it's your kid. It's literally your kid. That's my property.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, if you couldn't use toilet paper to wipe, what's your next best option? Pine cone, a pine cone, really? Well, yeah, isn't that going to scratch like a motherfucker? What about them real soft leaves that you find the lambs ear or something like that? They got like a little fuzz on them. You know lambs here? Yeah, poison, maybe a peach how many peaches you got laying around? Yeah, I got lots of pieces.

Speaker 1:

They literally used to use pine cones. Really, yeah, I would. I would just use my fucking hand. Yeah, I wouldn't use a pine cone. Who's my?

Speaker 1:

Hannah Washington, I heard they used to use them leaves. They would grow them leaves. The lambs here? Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, they're soft. I mean, what would you? But it depends where you live. Well, it depends on where you're at. Yeah, what would you use here? What would you use here? Fucking pile of leaves I have out there. Yeah, leave God, man, your asshole would be hurting. Grab the wrong leaf, mike.

Speaker 1:

Well, but what are you going to do? I would just use my jacuzzi top. Why do you have one finger stuck up? No, I got this. He's doing the shaky thing. Like money. I got this. He's doing the shaky thing. Yeah, like money, I got this money. I got this remote. Like he's john zeller. Uh, manziel, I got this remote. I hit jacuzzi. It's no, it blows dry.

Speaker 1:

If you're out in the middle of woods and you have nothing like, what are you gonna do? I just sit on until it hit the water. No, you're out in the middle of the woods, use their underwear and throw them away. Yeah, yeah, I would just use clothes. Yeah, okay, but that's your first time. Yeah, I would take a T-shirt and cut it up in multiple squares. Yeah, start from the bottom and work your way up. Yeah, I don't know, I shit in the woods and I haven't had toilet paper. Shit in the woods and I haven't had toilet paper. I just look for whatever's nearby, exactly like leaves and fucking everything else. Or actually, I took off my like I would have a shirt on and I have a white beater. I'll just take the white beater out, all right, and then put it in his pocket. No, I don't put it in a pocket where it has a bandana, yeah, I just put it in a plastic bag, I don't know, put her in her eyes like a football player.

Speaker 1:

What if you were in a desert? What would you use? Probably my hand, yeah, you could still take the sand and put it up there. What the fuck? Yeah, and then it would clump down and then you'd be walking and have a hard ass. Well, I mean, you would either that, or you just use your hand and then use the sand to clean your hand. Yeah, or use water. You're not saying that you have water. If I have water, I'm going to just squirt a fucking water bottle in my ass and try to wash it as much as possible. But you're going to use your hand to wash it. Oh, your hand to wash it, oh, yeah. But I mean, hey, the thing about it is how much of that wheat beer did you drink first or after? Well then, I won't have to wipe. You don't have to. You don't have to wipe.

Speaker 1:

You ever had them? Magic poops yes, I love, I love magic poops, dude, they just come out. You just fucking like drop and like there's no one wife. You're done like what the fuck? Like? You're wiping around pretending like what's, like there's nothing here, there's nothing. But look at that fucking turd. That came out of me. That came out of me as long as my arm, yeah, but this motherfucker didn't drop anything. It did not give us anything. They give you no side squares, no side squares. Let me take a picture and name it. Yeah, magic poops are amazing, but then you got the splatters. Yeah, they're all over your asshole. You paint fucking the whole toilet and your ass cheeks and your fucking wiping shit.

Speaker 1:

You know, we talk about shit on this show a lot. That's because of all your shit stuff. I didn't ask shit stuff. Oh, I did. I didn't ask any shit stuff. I didn't ask shit stuff. Oh, I did. I didn't ask shit stuff. You just said well, you wipe your ass. Well, I try to ask. I ask questions. Pets, you're, you know, and you guys are like yep, they're your property. That was like a yes or no question.

Speaker 1:

These cards, though, are so weird, you know, I went through like 20 or 30 of them. They're just so funky. Don't ask that If you had nothing to hide, therefore, nothing to fear. You should all your life's details be public. That's the questions they ask. It says is your family starving? Are you justified stealing food to keep them alive? Yes, yeah, yeah, they're just like yes or no questions, yeah, so I'm trying to dig through 150 cards and I'm like I'd rather go to the internet. Well, we could go back down to the other ones. Yeah, oh, the chat pack. Yeah, yeah, I was getting through them. You were going through them. They were going pretty good.

Speaker 1:

We got a lot of cards, actually one, two, three, four, five, five sets in front of us. Yeah, four, four, plus that one. Yeah, one, two. There's three, one, two. Oh, he's got it in his hand. He's got one in his hand. What's that? One World teasers? Oh, they're dad jokes, dad jokes. We love dad jokes.

Speaker 1:

But it's been a good week. We're just trying to get through this. No, we have not. What do you think, rick? We already rated it. Oh, we did. Yeah, we are fast as hell tonight. Yeah, that was the first thing you did. Yeah, oh, we all said nines. I said 9.5. Yeah, basically, it's a delicious beer. Keep it. And, as I'm getting through it, it's still good it it's still good. It's still good. It's still good, like I wish it was a little colder, but it's bubbly all the way through. Yeah, it's good. It's the bubbles that make it different. You know, I could actually see people putting this with champagne. Yes, you could, oh, mix it and mix it Like champagne and orange juice type thing, like a morning type drink, do you think?

Speaker 1:

Like they were talking on, I watched the Iron Chef, or not? Iron Chef, master Chef, master Chef, and they talk about garnishes and stuff. Last night I watched that last night too. I watch it all the time they're doing the Generations thing. Now, the Generations. I watched it last night. You put a piece of Don't tell me because I haven't watched the new episode Put a piece of pineapple on there. No, they were talking about garnishing your food, your plate, to make it look good. So they were also talking about on the show. They were like you should also garnish your drinks to look good. Is that true? You guys think that's true nowadays, with rims and all the other stuff, it depends if you're having a fancy dinner or whatever. It depends on where you're at.

Speaker 1:

I'm not going to tell you, but I watched last night. It was the first time I've watched it in years the only one. But see, you didn't watch the first episodes, no, like, where they did Gen X and the. They did Gen Z, that last night, okay, I watched Gen X and boomers, right, yeah, it's a really good show they did. Yeah, I, I like master chef anyhow, but I just never knew when it was on anymore and oh, I record whatever, but uh, but anyhow, one of the kids, that's a gen z, was a, uh, a surprise guest, okay, and he was actually on the show and blew up, so he's like a huge chef now. Oh, okay, on YouTube, whatever.

Speaker 1:

But they all said last night, like last night, don't worry about the looks, worry about the taste. Oh, oh, you know what I mean. But it was weird the episodes before when they had the boomers on there, they had great food but they didn't have the looks well, and that's what the kid was kind of saying he was like. He was like don't worry about like, the looks can come later, like the placement and shit like that. He was like just worry about making sure the food's fucking cooked right and tastes and tastes good, right, you know, and some of them did and some of them didn't make it Whatever, but it's just.

Speaker 1:

But take this to the next level. Grilled pineapple on the rim, on the rim, on the rim, grilled, because that would give it. But wouldn't that blow this up If you just had a glass with a piece of grilled or that, yeah, but it has to be cold. I agree, it'd be really cold. But grilled pineapple on the side, yep, yep, and the pineapple could be cold.

Speaker 1:

A pineapple, grilled pineapple with a cherry in it? Yeah, no, it's strawberry. No, I would do a cherry Cherry, I know it's strawberry, but I would put a cherry on the bottom of the pineapple to hold a pineapple on it. Yeah, I was just thinking the thing, I know, but I think because you're not going to get much taste off of the strawberry for one no, you know what I mean. So I think a cherry would have but like when they eat the pineapple and strawberry and I don't taste the strawberry that much in this either. It's all pineapple. I do a little bit, but not much. But so if you cherry, it's just going to intensify a berry flavor. Right, yeah, regardless, it's just a berry flavor, but it would.

Speaker 1:

But do you think garnishing beers is? See, the thing is, I think, a lot of breweries they'll have their beers. Only one I've seen that garnish their beers. I'm going to tell you is modern method. They'll do the coffee beer but then, after they pour the draft, they put two drops of the coffee, whatever flavor, on top and a bean. It tastes different from the beer, the canned beer.

Speaker 1:

When you get a martini, like a, what do they call that? Coffee martini or something? All right, when we went to that Caribbean cruise dinner, lebanese, they did those drinks with that. They give you a martini. They're dressed properly. Yeah, but that's also drinks.

Speaker 1:

You don't see a lot. The only beers that you normally see dressed up is your pumpkin beers, your pumpkin beers, Christmas, your Christmas beers. But I think every beer could be dressed just about. I mean, I don't think you could put a dick in a Bud Light. I don't think I'd drink it. Then we could put a dick in it. We could put a rake stick in it. You just don't see it. They do it at the brewing company, but I do. I feel like, uh, all right, so you all right, you have your normal drinks. They don't dress them. But then when you go to a restaurant and they dress their fancy, yeah, all right. So you got your regular beers, you got craft beers.

Speaker 1:

Craft beers should be dressed. They could be not that all should be, not all, like you know. I mean a red beer is would. I would be hard, it'd be hard pressed to, but I could always find something to dread dress up. I don't know what I would dress a red beer with. Depends on the flavor. If we are making a hot red beer and then I would think you would put like a spicy on the outside, I don't know like. I mean, a lot of red beers have a have a very strong caramel taste, but so you could do a little bit of caramel. But now you're making sweet caramel and salt. Now you're making it sweet, though I don't know if I. I don't know if I would, I I would say it'd be different. It's a test fire, you would have to test it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

So, like I said that I think craft beers in my heart should be dressed Some. What do you think, billy? I mean I think like taking this one, you could and I think it would pair well, I'd like a piece of pineapple. That's gross If you went to a brewery and you got a glass of this and there was a piece of gross pineapple in a charity. I get it. Yep, I mean, I get what you're saying for sure and I absolutely agree with you.

Speaker 1:

But I agree with Rick, Some are going to be kind of hard, some are going to be hard to do it. Like I mean I'm not going to put a scallop across the fucking red Right, you know what I mean Like you're going to have to figure out. It's going to hit and miss. Like your fruity ones easy, absolutely that's easy. A blueberry coles with blueberries in it? Fuck, yeah, I've seen that a thousand times. A shine or cheer with a peach on it. With a peach on it, absolutely. But didn't I talk about like, uh, the only time I ever had a christmas ale that I enjoyed was actually great lakes christmas ale, but they put caramel and cinnamon on the rim, on the rim right, and it was the best one I ever. Or they, when they do the caramel with the pumpkin and put a pumpkin beer, I'm going to throw one out there.

Speaker 1:

How do you dress? Like some of them? Hazy IPAs and stuff like that. You do it with limes and lemons. Yeah, you know what I mean. That ain't fancy, that's just not good, a slice of grapefruit, what it is, though we've had some fruity hazies, yeah, but an orange might taste good, or a grapefruit, or a grapefruit. I mean they make so many A little cheeseburger, they make so many. They make so many rim sugars now that you can get anything Smoked chipotle to whatever you dream of. Bacon. I have a rim for my glass. It's called Breftis, it's got like bacon and everything for Bloody Marys. Bloody Marys, yeah, yeah. I mean, they make so much stuff out there now it just takes it to the whatever you're making. It just takes it up a notch. So how does he like them on your rim? He likes chocolate With cookie crumbles and a little bit of sprinkles.

Speaker 1:

All right, at the end of the day, rick, at the end of the day we did a two turntonies, or tea Turntoni. It was a 5% Gluten free. It was a 5% gluten-free, all that. It was good. We ended up going 10. I can't wait to have another one. All right, it is a non-carbonated, very, very good, like it's a good. Only 100 calories, you can't beat that. Yeah, so, and then we did this strawberry pineapple wheat. That does not taste like a wheat beer. I'm going to have to say it does not taste like a wheat beer. It's so delicious, bill, you got to take one of these home. Yeah, I am, I'm going to take one and one. What we gave it? Nines, nine, fives, yeah, I mean, it's good For a wheat beer. For a wheat beer, I might even go get another podcast.

Speaker 1:

I honestly would keep this Just for a hot day type Something different. I mean, it's so refreshing. Now, I could definitely tell you, if it gets warm, you're not going to want this. No, but the tea you could probably get through. The tea you could probably get through. But this, if this gets warm, you're not going to want it. So, if you can drink it quick enough next to a pool or have something around it, whatever, but no, it was good though, and it's 5.5 alcohol. So, out of the two, what is your? Was that really sweet? Yeah, it is sweet, it is sweet, but too sickening sweet. No, like you say, three beers in four beers, three beers, it's like pineapple juice. I could do. I would say three, three max. Probably two out of your, uh tonight. Uh, you guys, uh, what is your trust beer? Trust me, try it.

Speaker 1:

The teas, the teas, yeah, I would say the teas, I would say the teas, just because, trust me, you love it, probably because of the, the summertime. This is a little heavy for summer, if you ask me, but it's still a summer beer. They're both very good. But trust me, out of the two, buy that, I would get the tea. Buy that two turn tea. That's going to be the new summer drink. I'm telling you it's going to blow up. And then you add a little bit of vodka to that. Maybe a coconut vodka, Vanilla vodka, jalapeno, tequila and that tea. That tea's good. Take it from 5.5, 20. But a little heat, a little burn, a little mayonnaise. But a little heat too, a little burn, a little mayonnaise. Might be coming to miss this new drink, but trust me, go out and buy that two-turn tea. It's freaking delicious. I would say that was the winner.

Speaker 1:

And any last thoughts, guys, wait, wait, wait, wait. Another reason to drink. Oh shit, you're going camping. I'm going camping. Actually, we're doing a two-night on the river, staying on some islands. Just kind of strapped everything up on the truck and let's hope that it all makes it. We got two kayaks and a canoe on top of the truck. We strapped it down. He's got a little redneck man. That shit's strapped down, 17 fucking ratchet straps. If it goes anywhere, it ain't fucking moving. The whole fucking back of the truck is going to go somewhere. It looks like a spider web when you're in there. It should be a good time.

Speaker 1:

It was actually my son's idea. We just picked this weekend, not even realizing it's Father's Day Friday, so I get to hang out with him for Father's Day. You know what I mean. This whole weekend, the Father's Day weekend, I bought him a new kayak. So he doesn't even know that yet. So you're buying your son gifts on Father's Day. Well, I actually missed his birthday. Didn't miss his birthday, but I wasn't able to be around him for his birthday. And I've been telling him I was going to buy him a kayak for the last four years yeah, always, yeah, and so I finally did it. He doesn't even know. Yeah, this will be released before you go. Well, I'll be like here you go. Don't talk to me for another three years.

Speaker 1:

My another reason to drink is it's going to be this Father's Day weekend, nice and hot, and I don't get to drink. Oh, hell, yeah, but I am losing weight. You are. You look like you're done. My belly's starting to deflate a little bit. You're almost as skinny as me. Almost I can tell around your eye, yeah, right around this eye, yeah, your earlobes are getting smaller. They are, you guys, fucked up.

Speaker 1:

I had another reason to drink. I can't remember it now because I was like, oh yeah, I want to talk about that. And then it was like, oh yeah, I want to talk about that. And it was like I'll just make up something, I don't know. My another reason to drink is your new shirt you have on, no, actually, stars and drinks. My another reason to drink. And then he says he's not gay, it's got stars on it. Guys, it's all sparkly, it is sparkly. My another reason to drink a couple take earlier.

Speaker 1:

Billy bought me this uh, it's called blue tea speaker. I used it three times since last thursday. That thing's amazing, that fucking thing's amazing. I put it in my garage last night and I was just sitting there drinking beer, listening to music and the fucker's so loud. It's billy. That is the best gift ever. It is nice.

Speaker 1:

I can't wait to pair ours so when we can play the same music, what? And I made a thursday night golf. I made a whole. How far will it reach? 100 feet, 150 feet? I don't know about a pair, but I only said a pair and 150 feet. But yeah, but if we go out way before you, you go out way before. I made a whole golf. Now what golf music is badass. Tuesday night, we'll play our own. Thursdays, yeah, we'll play our own. Tuesday, you play your own. But I made a golf a playlist and it's just awesome. I can't wait till you guys hear it. But that's my another reason to drink. That gift was wonderful.

Speaker 1:

Of course, I got other gifts that I love, but that that thing's badass. And I got lucky because my boy and my brother-in-law and sister-in-law went in and bought me one. So I was excited because I was like I wanted one. I put it in my Amazon golf cart or checkout for him. I was just like, well, I get paid Friday. And then he bought me one. We said it on the birthday show though yeah, oh, we did. Anyways, everybody, any last thoughts? God bless you. Don't drink and drink, be safe, everybody. See thoughts. God bless you.

Summer Drink Review
Health Concerns and Golf Banter
Health Concerns and Beverage Review
Beer Tasting Banter and Jokes
Toilet Paper Alternatives and Beer
Dressing Drinks for Flavor Enhancement
Music and Golf Playlist Excitement