Ricky Bobby blowing holes!

Picture this: a broken dipstick, a mysterious object in the oil pan, and a craft beer with the zesty twist of orange peel. That's just a taste of the wild ride Bobby goes on in this session, joined later by the ever-charismatic Princess Rick. We're peeling back the layers on some of the most unique brews out there, like Molder Brewing Barn's Orange Peel Crush and SweetWater's tropical IPA delights. But that's not all—there's a tale of vehicle maintenance mayhem that'll have you shaking your head and taking notes.

When you're craving craft beer chatter sprinkled with life's unexpected moments, this episode hits the spot. We dissect the art of the perfect oil change, sharing the kind of DIY disasters that you can't help but laugh at—after the cleanup, of course. Our casual beer reviews weave through the conversation, the highs and lows of our taste tests mirroring the rollercoaster of our vehicle upkeep adventures. And while we're at it, we can't help but swap stories about ice cream drive-thru pranks and what it means to dream big about retirement and wanderlust.

To cap it off, we indulge in some offbeat banter that veers from everyday quirks to a spontaneous trivia throwdown. Join us as we savor SweetWater's hazy double IPA—spoiler alert: it gets our rare double 10 rating—and share our final verdict on that orange peel-infused brew. It's the kind of easy-going conversation that makes you feel like you're kicking back with old friends, all while discovering your new favorite craft beer or nodding along to a car care cautionary tale. So pour yourself a cold one and let's get into it.

Transcript

Speaker 2 0:19

Thank you, welcome back to another reason drink. I'm your host, bobby, with one co-host again. Yes, just me. Yes, all by myself, all by yourself. No, princess rick is in the house. Adios, actually we're in a great mood. It's beautiful, sunny side outside.

Speaker 1 0:48

I don't know if it's beautiful, but it's warm, it's chilly. It's chilly and sunny, it's sunny.

Speaker 2 0:55

It is sunny, so we're going to have Orange Peel Crush by Citrus Pale Ale. It's a Citrus Pale Ale Sorry, and we're not sure if we've done this like molder brewing barn, and this one again is 5.2, but it's got a chicken on it with orange.

Speaker 2 1:10

I don't think we did it out of ohio, like I think we did do an orange one before. Yeah, this is out of. But I just seen orange peel crush. I was like all right, it sounds really good. I wanted to try it. That's the first one we're gonna try. And then we got this big bad boy from sweetwater. It's called gummies tropical ipa. It's a hazy double ipa bursting with tropical and citrus flavors. It's a 9.5 and this is out of 420. Atlanta, georgia yeah, that's one, one of the ones you brought up. That's the last one that you brought up on your vacation and it's great beers down there in north carolina, south Carolina. This is a 19.2 can. So we're going to split it.

Speaker 1 1:47

That's what's weird about it. It's so freaking huge.

Speaker 2 1:50

It's a 19.2 ounce can. I've never seen a 19 ounce.

Speaker 1 1:57

Yeah, you've seen 24, 16. No, I've seen 16, 24, 19.

Speaker 2 2:01

Where the fuck did you? Come from, that's huge Stupid Georgia people 24 like at 19. Like where the fuck did you come from? Huge stupid georgia people?

Speaker 1 2:06

georgia, they make up their own rules but we are gonna join.

Speaker 2 2:11

Do the orange pill first. So if you can get your hands on this, enjoy it. And we're trying to mix it up. And uh, billy is actually in, uh, charleston, south carolina, right now.

Speaker 1 2:20

Right now he's gonna hopefully picking us all kinds of beers so we can spread the wealth.

Speaker 2 2:24

Every you smell the orange. I just cracked it on right. As all you can smell is orange, I gotta give it a second.

Speaker 1 2:36

I have to give it a second because I'm yeah, I'm coming off of my pre-drink.

Speaker 2 2:41

yeah, my little bud light, my Tranny Light. It smells delicious, it smells really good, but the taste on it kind of.

Speaker 1 2:52

It's different.

Speaker 2 2:53

It's a little different, but give us a second. I get more crush than orange. We're going to have to let this drink Because I smell the orange. And it's a pale ale.

Speaker 1 3:06

Yeah.

Speaker 2 3:06

I like pale ales.

Speaker 1 3:07

Pale ales are really good.

Speaker 2 3:08

Pale ales Anything a pale ale I'm just not a big fan of like stouts, sours and porters, but I do enjoy them if they're like really flavorful. Anything with taste, I get it. Anything with like a good taste to it. I remember a long time ago we would never touch a hazy.

Speaker 1 3:27

IPA no I know?

Speaker 2 3:28

Yeah, I know, I get it. Yeah, it's coming around. Hey, you know what? I have something for you, all right. All right. So two people having sex is a twosome, right? That's why I'm handsome, why I'm handsome, you know this joke, so three people's having sex. It's a threesome, right? That's why you're handsome. I told that joke. I was like man.

Speaker 1 3:53

That joke is a good joke no, I've heard that I didn't see that, so they, but you're handsome.

Speaker 2 3:58

No, I know I am. It's not a threesome, it's a hand. That's why I can fuck you around the corner you guys put your hands up.

Speaker 1 4:09

The right, right hand corner, you guys put your hands up anyways.

Speaker 2 4:14

Uh, we're having a great show. Uh, we're gonna have a great time tonight and we're excited if everybody could go on our website and check out another reason to drink. And we do not have a merch page, no more. Um, we're gonna switch over to a new company when we can get a chance. Just let you know. Fyi, which is probably good yeah, but the other one.

Speaker 2 4:34

We just go through them and you gotta learn. Yeah, we have to learn what we're doing and where we're going and what we want and the functions. But we do got good news. I mean, we got shows coming up. We want to go to that.

Speaker 2 4:47

Uh, um, that cider place, or no, the honey place, the mead place oh, as soon as billy comes back yeah and then also we want to hook up with them and try to get in their brewery right you know, because he's the brewmaster and everything and try to get everything done that way. Yeah, let's not try to throw that all out there at one time. It's too much. Let's just let's see if we can get him here or us over there we will.

Speaker 2 5:11

And his little bee thing, his little meadery, bees meadery, his little beedery. And we had a. I brought a can home and we didn't drink it for a while and Tracy opened it. It was still delicious.

Speaker 1 5:26

Oh, dude, it's so good. It really is.

Speaker 2 5:27

Yeah, it really is yeah, it was just so good. I just he's doing a great job. But I mean, when you go from a like well, a brewery to your two opposite worlds you're a brewmaster, you know, you know the chemicals you know what to do, you know what to add whatever, yeah, I mean I would love to pick his brain, be like okay well how would you add this like how to make this.

Speaker 2 5:51

How to make a hot we got some recipes right, but uh, it's a beautiful day outside and we're glad. In northeast ohio I had to have the heaters on the last two days.

Speaker 2 6:04

Yeah, absolutely, it was freaking freezing I keep shutting mine off, like I've been putting on like four hours and the last two days, like today, I was like no, because I woke up it was 28 degrees in my house. It's so freaking freezing not in my house, but outside. It was 28 degrees. I'm like all right, I'm gonna let this thing run, but then I got home. It's hot as hell, and it's 75 degrees in here.

Speaker 2 6:23

I'm like all right, I'm going to let this thing run. But then I got home and it's hot as hell and it's 75 degrees in here. I'm like holy shit. Well, you know, it's this time of year, it's freezing in the morning and you got to wear a jacket and then by evening you got to have your sweat. It's just how it is in Northeast Ohio. We know how it is.

Speaker 1 6:38

Oh, it's terrible.

Speaker 2 6:40

But I want to get into our likes, dislikes and learns, because me and Rick have the exact same dislike and learn. So do you want to tell the story. I don't know. I don't know if you would be funnier telling the story.

Speaker 1 6:57

I got to tell the story because I was all underneath it.

Speaker 2 6:59

I know you were there.

Speaker 1 7:01

We were both there, but you were in the midst of it the nightmare and yeah I'm gonna just I'll let you you add in no, yeah, I'll add in.

Speaker 2 7:13

All right, so we gotta tell you the story. It's gonna be a little lengthy, but all right so now, what is it, though? Like dislike or learn? It's a dislike, and learn it's a dislike, and learn you learn's a dislike and learn you learn I would go with that.

Speaker 1 7:24

Yeah, I mean, it wasn't that. I mean I'll go with a like too.

Speaker 2 7:27

It was a like because when we ended up, because it's all done, yeah, yeah, it's all done. So me and Rick, we're like deciding you know, hey, let's do oil changes. Yeah, so easy, as easy peasy, every guy should be able to do. So I'm going to tell you the whole night and actually we have, we have a, a lift, we have all the proper tools every, and we have, uh, old drain buckets and everything we have like you would pull into like an oil change quick place, and you have all the everything available you do. So we're going to start off and we're available anytime you guys want yes, we'll do your all the times.

Speaker 2 8:07

So I bring my truck in, all right, I drain the oil, take the filter off, put the spin on filter, put the thing. We get everything cleaned up, perfect. We put the oil in it and then I go to pull the dipstick out. It won't move. Oh yeah, that's right, I forgot it wasn't perfect, I forgot about that. Yeah, it wouldn't move. And I was sitting there looking at it and I was like I had my truck undercoat, undercoat. So what happened is he sprayed the dipstick and it kind of like, uh, froze the dipstick. I don't, I don't think it was kind of it was locked. No, yeah, like he sprayed, like he sealed your dipstick, yeah, and I could not get this in. So I'm like using tools trying to twist it, pull it up, and then finally a handle breaks and I'm like fuck it. So I was like, well, I know it's at the right level because it actually broke off. Yes, so it's completely fucked.

Speaker 1 8:57

So I'm like bob can never check his oil again but I don't need to, I know it's at the right level right, so I pull it out.

Speaker 2 9:05

I'm like fuck it. So we bring a rick's truck and it's a toyota, so we bring it in and we pull it up, we drain the oil and then we take the filter off. And while we were taking the filter off, we heard this little like rock fall. No, yeah, well, yeah yeah yeah, it was like a little something we heard this. I reached up there after he broke it.

Speaker 1 9:26

Hand tight.

Speaker 2 9:27

Yeah, he broke it loose with the actual right tool. Yes, it was a toy and I was loosening it up and like a little thing fell and I just heard click, click into the oil pan.

Speaker 1 9:40

What was that?

Speaker 2 9:41

I was like I don't know, it fell down the tube.

Speaker 1 9:45

I don't know, it fell down the tube. I don't know what it was. I was like, well, maybe it was a rock, or something Whatever.

Speaker 2 9:48

So we moved on. So we take the filter off and, by the way, his is not a spin-on, it's a cartridge type. So you got to take the old one out and put the new cartridge in. So we took the old one out and put the new cartridge and I put it up, and then we didn't want it as tight as the previous person that did it. I'm like, why is it so tight?

Speaker 1 10:08

It doesn't need to be that tight.

Speaker 2 10:10

It doesn't need to be that tight. Put the new oil rings and everything. I mean. Everybody likes tighter, but not on an oil filter. So, I took it up, snugged it. Once it was flush I stopped and then we pulled it out, we put the oil in it, oil in it, and then I said, hey, rick, go in the truck, start it so I could check your oil, because when you have a filter style, it's going to soak up a quart and then we'll top it off and my dipstick still works yeah, your dipstick does work.

Speaker 2 10:35

So he starts it up and we're like and just run perfect. And all of a sudden I heard and then all of a sudden oil went heard a pow and then, all of a sudden, oil went everywhere and I'm like shut up, shut up. And then we I mean it was like five quarts on the ground. Yeah, we emptied out my truck, yes, but it was a good thing, because we got all the moisture and everything. So we're going to do this. This is how every oil change should go.

Speaker 1 11:04

You should clean it out, it's so clean.

Speaker 2 11:06

You just clean it out, Like just don't even put the filter on and just start your truck, spray it out. And just let it spray out fucking everywhere and go spend another $55 on oil To get it to the right level To get it to the right level.

Speaker 2 11:20

So we get this truck up and I'm like what the fuck was that? But we couldn't see where it was leaking from. We were checking hoses, everything. Now wait a minute. I do want to say this started at four o'clock in the afternoon, right Now it's 530. Now it's 530. Yes, so we take the filter off. I said maybe the filter wasn't set it right, so I take the filter off. I said maybe the filter wasn't set it right, so I take the filter off. I look at the filter and everything looks good. Everything looks good. So I screwed up and then we run to the store and get more oil and there was no holes. Like we cannot see a hole in this, anything. This filter holder, it's not a screw on one it's just a plastic somebody has a toyota, you'll know what we're talking about.

Speaker 2 12:06

But like it's just a cartridge fucking holder, yeah, it's just plastic everything looks good yeah so we put it back up and, um, we going we run this for bobby and ricky and we run this door and we go get more up. And then we fill it up and I'm like, okay, rick, I'm gonna put you in the air. So he lifted me all the way up 12 feet in the air and I'm like start it so I can watch. And he was like do not move while you're in there because you'll kill me if this falls on me I'm like perfect, he's wiggling around.

Speaker 2 12:39

I'm like up there doing a fucking Dougie. So he starts it and all of a sudden oil. We lost two more quarts. I was like shut it off. I mean literally. I was ready for this.

Speaker 1 12:54

He had his hand on the button.

Speaker 2 12:56

I had the hole over the tip or the finger over the tip I'm not shooting it. So what happened? I'm going to tell you the whole story. So the cartridge that holds the cart or the housing that holds the cartridge, someone used pliers on it at one time, at one time, and stripped off all the little special things, that, the special tool, that we have.

Speaker 2 13:21

Yep, and what it did is it cracked it and that piece we heard fall was that piece was the weak point, and what happened is the cartridge blew that hole out, blew a hole in the case no, the pressure did the pressure blew a hole in it, hole in the fucking casing and that's why we heard that pop noise and all the oil come out.

Speaker 2 13:44

So, basically, but now we're running around trying to find a new part. So rick gets a hold of auto zone, he calls him up and the guy is like no, that's a dealership part. Then all of a sudden he's like wait a minute, well, I got one on the shelf.

Speaker 2 14:00

I have chrome I have one on the shelf. It's chrome, it's chrome. I'm like, why would they make a chrome one? So, needless to say, we run to the zato zone, we get it, which is 40 minutes. Round trip, round trip. Yep, so we're already late. And then we get there and it's a metal one. It's not chrome, it's metal. Bob, it's chrome, it's metal. Did you see his teeth? It's chrome. They, bob, it's chrome, it's metal. Did you see his teeth? It's chrome. They were chrome too, I know, but it is metal. So we are thinking that's why they make a metal now, so they don't do that and they don't crack like that. And so we bring it back. We put the filter in, screw it back up, put the oil in, not a problem, and everything's perfect, everything's all good. Yep, and the thing is and now, what time do we get home covered in oil? 8.30. 8.30.

Speaker 1 14:49

Yep, that's what time I got home and I was soaking in oil.

Speaker 2 14:52

I was covered in oil.

Speaker 1 14:54

Had to take a shower. Went to bed, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 14:56

I went to, literally I walked in and I'm like yep, Yep, they like shower. My shirt was soaked with oil it was. It was good Oil on my head. I know I know, I wouldn't even tell you Like.

Speaker 1 15:08

I know I kept. We went to the store and people were saying hi to me and I had oil on my head.

Speaker 2 15:16

And then I asked the cash register guy do I have oil on my head?

Speaker 1 15:20

And he goes nope you're good, and then I wiped it off.

Speaker 2 15:26

I had oil all over my head. I had it in my beard, my armpits. I took my shirt off because I wear a dress shirt every day and I didn't want it in my truck. So I took everything that was soaked with the oil and I go in a sore look of like with a wife beater and everything on it was all brown from oil and shit.

Speaker 2 15:46

Oh, you don't know, bobby it was funny, oh, there's gonna be people that's gonna laugh and I walk in there and there's people I have met in five years saying hello I'm like I don't normally look like this and then, bob, all you wanted to talk about, of course, was the oil change oh, I got. Yeah, we're having all kinds of problems. I was so embarrassed them people really didn't care.

Speaker 2 16:08

They were just like, yeah, you look like shit. I was talking to cash register. The guy was like why is there so much oil on your face? I don't know. But anyways, so we got it done. The trick is is go get it If you have a Toyota Tacoma, go get the metal fucking and give it to the next person that does your oil change instead of replacing it.

Speaker 2 16:29

Replace it Because he took it somewhere and they use vice grips and you could see. After we got it off and we started looking at it, you could see the teeth mark and where they ripped it off. Anybody that has the cartridge and if you have an opportunity to change it into a metal one, do it. Because the tool, though, if they use the tool right, it'll last a while.

Speaker 1 16:54

After a while it's going to break those caps.

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Speaker 2 16:56

It's going to end up fucking it off what the tool is is. It looks like a cap and it has all these notches in it and it slips up.

Speaker 1 17:04

Yeah, it's perfect somebody smile, like a west virginia smiling yeah, it's got my missing teeth, missing teeth, and then when you slide it up there, it fits in that little.

Speaker 2 17:14

It matches up, yeah, and it spins right off, yeah, no, yeah, like if you, if you own a toyota go. I don't know what other vehicles have it, but I know Toyotas have them. Well, there's a lot. That's why we have the Toyota. Yeah, but even still, I'm just saying whatever. I know it fits perfect. A Tacoma has it. Get a metal, fucking Change it out right now. And actually that part was interchangeable. It was $27. It's interchangeable.

Speaker 1 17:44

It's interchangeable. It was $27. It's interchangeable. It has different filter sizes.

Speaker 2 17:46

Well, because I heard a buddy at work told me that the Tundra has already come with metal. They already fixed it. They already fixed it. Yeah, it was just the Tacomas, for some reason, are Well, and mine's an older model, Right, you know so. So he's got buddies that own Tacomas that he told to change out and Tundras and Tundra, but it's just a cheap-ass part, yeah, and it gets weather-beated. It's not cheap, but I mean, it's just not a good design. No, it doesn't even get weather-beated, it just gets mechanical beaded because after time?

Speaker 1 18:20

because how long is those tabs gonna last?

Speaker 2 18:21

they're not gonna last, even with the right tool. Yeah I, I can't believe I haven't blown my truck up like honestly yeah, I, I, after we looked at it, I'm like, well, why didn't this side blow out? Because it just left a little bit the other side, where they use the pliers, did not decide that broke when we were taking it off. The other side was so weak it was yeah, it was right there.

Speaker 1 18:43

Like right there at the pressure like I.

Speaker 2 18:45

like, if we would have taken off a quarter of a centimeter, it would have blew out. It blew out as I was driving down there because it was ready to go. But anyways, our lesson learned is uh, get the metal one yes, oh, I had deja vu again and don't try to save money on fixing your own oil. Just pay the $120 to get it done. Don't let Bob do your oil changes.

Speaker 1 19:11

Whatever?

Speaker 2 19:13

Are you going to do the oil changes ourselves now? Yeah, I'm going to do it underneath. I'm going to just climb underneath of it. You ain't getting on that, fuck. No, I'm guaranteed we'll do it every time. Oh, I know it'd be easy as shit. Now, yeah, because you just got that thing, yeah and don't you try to use that oil drain, fucking stupid tool that they give you. No, just take it off really quick. If you take it off, it's gonna hold a little yeah anyway, different story, but that's our likes, dislikes, learns, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 19:41

it's a joint one story. That's our likes, dislikes, learns, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 19:42

It's a joint one, but we learn. Yeah, we learned.

Speaker 2 19:44

But every time we work on a vehicle, we always have something fucked up. One time a bolt broke. We just got issues, and that's Northeast Ohio where everything rusts. Now, what do you think of this orange field crust? So I don't know. I honestly want to hear your outcome of it. My opinion is I like the backside of it. It's kind of like creamy, like you get that, like you're eating like ice cream or something like that. Okay, it's all right. I'm like I wouldn't make it a Jason Creeper Keeper, but I don't mind drinking it, though. No, I don't want you to rate it yet. I just wanted to hear your comments on it. Yeah, I mean, it doesn't have an orange. I'm expecting an orange. I smell orange. I don't taste orange, but I taste the crushed part. But see, I taste and maybe this. This is weird, but I actually taste the peel. Yeah, that's maybe what I'm like. I'm tasting the peel of it. Yeah, it's not orangey, like you get a little orange, but yeah, but it's like the peel and it's it's almost like a cream ale.

Speaker 2 20:58

That's why I was thinking like it's creamy, it's like a cream ale, like the crush, like like, uh, ice cream cream, yeah, like with, uh, just a orange peel yeah, not orange juice. So I think what they did is probably just put the orange peels in the brew and they probably yeah, and then you get that orange. But I do say it's a good beer. I wouldn't pass it up, good beer if someone gave me one, I would drink it.

Speaker 2 21:21

I'd drink it all day but I'm not gonna run out to the store and buy it, no, and I'm not gonna keep it in the refrigerator because I like it so much. No, I, no, I wouldn't either. No, I mean if I seen it at a brewery or something, they did a good job with it. I mean, if I went to the brewery and I saw orange peel crush, I'd be me one. I like them. It's not a bad beer, it's just not a great beer. I get that.

Speaker 1 21:45

I get that.

Speaker 2 21:45

I'll take you down. I'll take you up on that. I'll go ahead and take your ranks and your taste. So I'm going to go eight. I agree with you. Eight, eight, five. It's a good beer. It's a good beer. But I'm not going to say, oh, I got to go buy more. No, all right, like that blueberry, I want to go buy more. Then that's a sour Right, I want to buy more. Yeah, and Billy's going to try to find it. But this, I'm not going to run to the store and say, oh, I got to have it. At the end of it it almost tasted like I was basically chewing on the orange peel. Yeah, the orange peel, yeah, the peel, that bitter kind of sourness, but not so bitter, and I wonder how they made it?

Speaker 2 22:26

did they peel a bunch of oranges and just put the peels in there and open this? Yeah well, you get like that white, that white side of the peel yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying, yeah I'm I'm thinking the orange side of the peel.

Speaker 1 22:40

On the outside, yeah.

Speaker 2 22:42

I mean it's good.

Speaker 1 22:43

Yeah.

Speaker 2 22:44

It's good. I'm agreeing AA5, you know, I mean it's not a bad pale, ale no, no, it's good. And it's good alcohol content. It's not bitter, it's not sweet.

Speaker 1 22:55

It's just a good beer.

Speaker 2 22:56

It's just a weird combination, I don't know. It's just a, it's not a refreshing.

Speaker 1 23:00

I didn't think it was refreshing.

Speaker 2 23:01

No, if you think oranges, you think yeah, I'm thinking refreshing, like yeah, so it just wasn't refreshing to me, I guess.

Speaker 2 23:08

It just wasn't kicking me in the butt. No, no, all right. Well, we're going to take a quick, real quick break and we're going to split this. I can't do a 10% or a 9.5. No, I can't either, not tonight. No, I got too much shit. No, I got you, yeah, but anyways, I hope you're enjoying the show. We'll come back and we'll do a little story time Guess the stripper and then we're going to do things you didn't get to teach in school, and then we'll go from kinds of things. Let's not fall, let's pretend like you're Billy, I'm, I'm, I like this shot thing. Anyways, see you in a minute. Welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your host, bobby, but we are going to do this sweet water. I don't normally do that. I hope you got your ice cold beers. We're gonna. We're just giggling, um, we're gonna do the sweet water. Uh, brewing company, um, gummies, tropical ipa. But we're gonna split this because it's 9.5. Normally we don't split. Well, it's a 19. 9%, 2 ounces. Look at that golden color If it's a 16 ounce.

Speaker 1 24:50

We're like yeah we'll get this down. I didn't know you were going to fill your can up.

Speaker 2 24:57

Why not? It's 19 ounces? He's like why are you filling?

Speaker 1 25:01

your beer? Why are you filling your whole? Why are you filling your glass? Oh, you can't. The smell Smells like gummies.

Speaker 2 25:05

It does smell like gummies.

Speaker 1 25:06

It does, but it's not a hazy, it's not hazy.

Speaker 2 25:10

Look, this is double IPA. Hazy, oh, it filled it up, yours, look at that. So our glasses are exactly 19 and a half ounces. That's good. I got a bunch of foam. You get that. Yeah, you got to get past the foam. Oh, you taste that fruity flavor? Wow, Wow, I don't taste the alcohol. No, this is bad. It is bad. This is bad. And we got another. Can we got to save Billy one? Yeah, but we have an extra? Oh, we do. That is delicious. I got to tell you, the bursting with tropical and citrus flavors is unbelievable. But when they say gummy, you actually feel like you're eating a gummy.

Speaker 1 25:58

Yeah.

Speaker 2 26:00

It's delicious and it's 9.5. But you delicious and it's 9.5. But you wouldn't think it was 9.5. No, you wouldn't. It's a Jason Cooper creeper for me. Oh, this is yeah, absolutely. This is all bad. This is bad. And if you look at our Instagram, I'm going to take a picture of it. You go to another reason drink Our Instagram. Another reason drink'm going to take a picture of it. You go another reason drink. Uh, it's our instagram. Another reason drink. You will see a picture of it so you can, um, help you navigate on finding um the different beers that we have the different beers.

Speaker 2 26:33

Yes, I mean god, we did so many beers.

Speaker 1 26:34

We talk about that all the time there's been thousands, thousands, thousands thousands.

Speaker 2 26:37

So Thousands, thousands, thousands, thousands. So what do you want to do next Story time?

Speaker 1 26:43

Or you want to think things you know.

Speaker 2 26:45

No or jokes. I just want to get off the subject just for a minute, dude. Okay, I've had a really rough day Really. I know you didn't.

Speaker 1 26:55

But you seem in a better mood now.

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Speaker 2 26:57

I'm trying, I'm really trying. Dude, I don't know, I don't get it. I don't get it in life, on how Everybody keeps saying treat people how you want to be treated. That's true. You treat people like how you want to be treated.

Speaker 1 27:15

Dude, I don't want to suck a dick.

Speaker 2 27:23

I wouldn't either. Oh my God. I didn't think that I would either. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 27:25

I didn't think that I knew you had a bad day, but that is a bad day.

Speaker 2 27:30

I just don't want to suck a dick anymore.

Speaker 1 27:32

Dude, that's a bad day, not anymore, but I mean just anymore how many dicks did you suck?

Speaker 2 27:41

you said anymore. You said anymore. I fucked it up. But you said anymore.

Speaker 1 27:56

I know I did Sorry, but it was fucking funny.

Speaker 2 28:00

It was funny. I wonder how many dicks you sucked. I don't, I don't suck dick, damn it Anymore, anymore, oh shit, tuesday was too many. I'm giving it up. I'm giving up sucking dick, I'm giving up for lint.

Speaker 2 28:25

Oh shit, oh my god alright there was this girl I know and she got a job at the Oasis it's like a Dairy Queen, you know and she's like, well, come get order some ice cream. I said, do you work the drive-thru? She goes, yeah. And so I was talking to some other lady and she was like, what are you gonna do? I said I'm gonna go up there and say, can I get a whopper? And she's gonna be like we don't have whoppers, can I get a big mac? Then I'm gonna fuck with her. So and then when I pull up, because you can't see on Dairy Oasis on who's in there.

Speaker 1 29:06

Who's actually in there.

Speaker 2 29:07

And I got her voice down, perfect. So when she goes, how can I help you in order? I'm going to say can I get a Whopper with cheese? I'm going to fuck with her so bad. And she was like can you come visit me tomorrow, friday? You and she was like can you come visit me tomorrow, friday? You like ice cream? I was like, yep, I'll come and get ice cream. So now is she a big girl, she's a big girl.

Speaker 1 29:32

You don't want to say a word for her geez?

Speaker 2 29:35

She's not a big girl. She's just a little girl Just saying I'm going to try it. Okay, gonna try it, you try it. So anyways, I should have brought that subject. You did it at least I don't suck dick. I quit anyways, let's do my favorite time oh, story time, let's go.

Speaker 2 30:01

Can you guess? Oh, story time, let's go. All right, can you guess? The stripper this time? No, welcome to the stage. We got Sunny. She's coming out. Be careful. Oh yeah, she'll blind you on her backside, so be careful, don't stare too long, you won't be able to see. Welcome Sunny on stage number two. Oh, I like Sunny, put your clips on. Yeah, put your clip glasses on.

Speaker 1 30:32

Because it was Sunny Day. I know I get it, I get it.

Speaker 2 30:37

Don't stare too long. She's got a backside, that'll blind you. Don't fall in love. Yeah, the brown eye. Oh, I could do another one. Oh, she got a wingate. No, Jody's on the stage number one. Be careful. If you stare in her eyes you'll fall in love. Be careful, Boys out there, just look in your wallets and bring it out. Jody on stage number one. Jody's going to get that one. She's going to be like what?

Speaker 2 31:09

She wants a stage number one, but anyways, story time. So, when you look towards like retirement, okay, what's something that you're going to enjoy when you retire? Like a joy, doing more of Like sleeping in? Blah, blah, blah, blah. What do you look forward to? Traveling, traveling, traveling.

Speaker 1 31:35

So you're going to do more traveling.

Speaker 2 31:38

I would sell the house and just travel. I want to be one of these. I don't know if I can do it like I would like to be one of these guys with these big ass fifth wheels, you know, basically a half semi. I don't know if I could do it, but you gotta know for it yeah yeah, but or afford it or even do it honestly, honestly, you know what I mean. So, travel is like you want to go camping.

Speaker 1 32:06

Yeah, I want to go, I just want to go. So you want to have a trailer?

Speaker 2 32:09

I just want to see.

Speaker 1 32:10

I want to see everything Like I want to see everything across America, but you got to have a home base in the mail.

Speaker 2 32:18

Why? For your paycheck?

Speaker 1 32:19

Tax paperwork.

Speaker 2 32:20

No, just have a Tax, tax paperwork, just have a. It's all online. You gotta have a home state. Go ahead and step up to the 21st century or whatever. It's all online. You can do everything online a lot of people say when they retire they're gonna do traveling, but they end up never doing it because of financials.

Speaker 1 32:42

I don't know they're going to do traveling, but they end up not doing it because of financials, yeah, but like I don't know.

Speaker 2 32:47

But it's possible, if you sell this $400,000 home you live in and go out. I can see it. Yeah, I can see it, I can see I don't need much Like we don't, and you get your money every month.

Speaker 1 33:02

I don't need much Gas money.

Speaker 2 33:03

You've got to much like we don't, and you get your money every month. Yeah, gas money. You gotta wait. You'll be stuck at a a park because you're waiting for your paycheck come. Did you get gas money? Yeah, but the thing is is that if you actually know the how everything works like you can live you had a state park for free, like three months, for, yeah, three, four months.

Speaker 2 33:24

You know I thought of this Ready, it's kind of goofy, but let me tell you what it's meant on this. So if I retired and I was like you know how they got the snowbirds? They leave all year round but it costs money. They have to rent places and stuff. But I figure, if I go visit my brother-in-law for two weeks, visit my sister for two weeks and my brother for two weeks, then the winter will be over and I come home and I don't have to pay nine. That's only six weeks, okay, maybe I stay three weeks, three weeks, three weeks.

Speaker 1 33:56

But I don't have to pay no mortgage. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 33:58

Yeah yeah, because I'll go visit charlotte, charlotte and then I'd go Greenville. But see, now you come, I'm going to live for free traveling. It's a M, m, m, mpi, m, a VIP, oh, vip at his house In a campground. Oh yeah, I've seen that. You know you get to stay there for free. Oh, really yeah. So you pay a yearly fee and then you get. Oh no, really no, you sign up to be a VIP at a campground.

Speaker 1 34:31

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 34:32

And you get to stay at that campsite For free, for free For whatever length, for like three months, four months, oh really and then you just go around and yell at people like hey, you're not allowed to do that. Or you put their little card on, oh it, like you're an employee, yeah, yeah, basically, yeah, okay, but you just stay there for free. My, my dream is just to go visit my friends and live for free.

Speaker 1 34:58

Yeah, and if I want to go to florida, I'll go visit.

Speaker 2 35:00

Brad, and then, if I go over to, my dream is just, I'll make new friends and get away from Bobby Jesus, whatever, at least I don't suck dick, or used to.

Speaker 1 35:13

Used to.

Speaker 2 35:16

So my dream about retiring is actually I just don't want. I want to play more golf, but I just want to be on a day where I don't have a schedule Like you have to be here at 4, 2, 1. I just want to wake up and say, okay, I know, today I'm going to work on this project Right Now. What is that project, though? Any project Like you're going to go outside and mow grass, I can do it any time of the day.

Speaker 1 35:45

I want to.

Speaker 2 35:46

That's Bobby's project is to work on mowing grass.

Speaker 1 35:49

That is a project.

Speaker 2 35:51

When you've got like two acres, it takes a little time. You know what I mean. It's like wah, I'm out there for two hours, I get it, I get it.

Speaker 2 35:59

So what I want to do is just be on my weekend schedule, where everything you just got to be on your schedule yeah, and then if I feel like I wake up and I'm like I'm going to go golfing, I'll go golfing, but I do want to travel. But to my point of traveling is, I just want to take a couple vacations a year and say hey, I'm going to go down to down.

Speaker 1 36:24

South and yeah, and if I want to do the the snowbird thing.

Speaker 2 36:28

I'm just going to go stay with my family. I'm just going to stay with family and stay at their house for free because I I'm on my budget. I'm just going to stay there for free. But see, now we'll stay there for free, yes, and then we just got to figure out that from there. Yes, so I can. I figure I can get like nine weeks, miss the whole winter. They won't be bothered by me staying there for three weeks, Not at all.

Speaker 2 36:52

I'll wake up, I'll do some choice and you will not be bothered at all by maybe. Maybe he'll want me to do some projects. I got three weeks. If he wants me to paint a room or whatever, I'll do it.

Speaker 2 37:04

Greg, you will not be bothered at all by bob he will he'll be like you motherfucker gotta leave, you know, but I'm looking forward to that retirement. But then he could actually show you guys how to play. Call it, because I'll be a pro by time, sitting in your house playing on your system. I'll actually do you a favor, I'll get your character up, but that's what I want to do. So story time this is basically this Just don't walk in while he's getting his character up. Yeah, I'm getting the character up. It's just going to be upstreet. I always pick a female character.

Speaker 2 37:42

You know me and Billy and Jason pick a female character. I know you know me and Billy and Jason all have female characters. Yeah, and you've got a male character so it looks weird when we come in the game. I know.

Speaker 2 37:54

Anyways, there's a reason why I read that. Can you grab a card? Can you read? I can read, but I don't know if I can read at night. Why can't you grab it? I don't know it's you. You're always the guy that does it. Why am I the guy that does it? All right, bring it. Get the glasses on Things you don't get taught at school. You got to bring your mic back up. Give me a minute. What is the definition? What is the definition of a serial killer? It kills more than three people. A serial killer murders three or more people in different times. Yep.

Speaker 1 38:43

I got that right.

Speaker 2 38:45

Three people Soho. I only killed two so I'm not considering a sailor. Soho is an area in lower Manhattan in New York. What is Soho short for? Southern Ohio? I don't know. No, that's weird. South of Houston.

Speaker 1 39:08

Street.

Speaker 2 39:09

Oh, they may have a street south of yeah, okay. I did not know that. What percentage of people who live, I'm sorry. What percentage of people who are short with a firearm? Survival, what, what?

Speaker 1 39:29

the fuck is that?

Speaker 2 39:30

question what percentage of people who are shot with a firearm survival? Oh, 25%? Nope, you just said nope, you didn't even flip the card over, I did. It's 80. What 80%? Yeah, about 80% Survival rate, I guess. Yeah, come to my house, you ain't going to survive, but they survive in your house. No.

Speaker 2 39:59

I have a lot of holes in them. How many airports are there in the world? In the world, the world? 5,000. Oh, you are so close, dude. You're smart. I can't do that. You are so smart, I can't do that. With what? My glasses. When you look at me with those glasses, your eyes are like magnitude.

Speaker 1 40:25

They actually see it. What's the?

Speaker 2 40:27

answer to the question 44,000, 44,000. Yeah, you're really close. Your eyes are like all right. He puts his glasses on that belly, uses the ring. His eyes look like I could actually see, oh my god, like mr magoo. Holy shit, I'm about ready to buy them buggers. They're nice we steal them from billy, he has you gotta look at billy's section. He over here on the podcast table. He has a section he puts glasses on a nice felt, felt thing. It's all clean and everything. It's all clean. Our area is all constructed.

Speaker 2 41:07

Have you looked at, watched everything he does over there? He does it. He's got OCD or something.

Speaker 1 41:15

Oh yeah, dude, it's bad.

Speaker 2 41:16

Everything has to be perfect. Dude, it's funny. I jerk off on that bag every time.

Speaker 1 41:21

Every time he puts his glasses on, he gets cum glasses.

Speaker 2 41:29

I jerk off on that bag every time. So every time he puts his glasses on, just on the nose, you smell something funny. Oh, he can't remember me. You smell like you were at Rick's house. I know where you're at. Oh man, that's bad, sorry.

Speaker 1 41:48

That was bad. I apologize All right.

Speaker 2 41:51

So what do you think of the Sweetwater gummy Dude? It's fucking delicious, probably really good. The flavor's just blended, it's so good. Yes, and 9.5, though, and a hazy double IPA. You wouldn't know. Would it be a beginner beer? No, no, I would not give this to a beginner. I wouldn't give it to Chad. Would you give it to the neighbor? I don't know, because I don't want, because you would get hammered off this like I got hammered off it 9.5 9.5 and we split it.

Speaker 1 42:30

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a, it's a drink, the whole thing. Be like.

Speaker 2 42:34

Yeah, here you go like it would be a great trick, but but you drink it so fast yeah.

Speaker 1 42:42

Yeah, because it tastes so good.

Speaker 2 42:44

Yes, it does taste very good, dude, I'm a 10. Actually, I'm a 10, too. I'm a 10.

Speaker 1 42:51

So Sweetwater did a really good job.

Speaker 2 42:53

It's a very sweet IPA. And you know, have you ever had a double hazy IPA? That was sweet. No, no, I don't see double on there, though. Yeah, where do you see double A hazy IDP, double IPA? Oh, I do, okay.

Speaker 1 43:07

Yeah.

Speaker 2 43:08

So yeah, all right. So yeah, I would say I'm going to give this 10, dude, it's got to be Princess because it's double 10. Oh absolutely and and actually, Jason, you should be able to find this. Oh yeah, it's a Jason. You guys might like this a lot. Yes, he would. Yeah, Because the flavors the tropical flavors.

Speaker 1 43:31

It's so good.

Speaker 2 43:32

Yeah, it's really good, it's fucking good, all right, so it's double 10. And it's gone, it's gone, I'm out, I'm done, we split the can. But I want to tell you, of the two beers we did tonight, which one is our trust beer. Trust us to drink it, that gummy beer, the gummy, the sweet water, gummy, sweet water, gummy. Yeah, don't trust me, you could try the, the orange peel, but it is what we said it was 8.

Speaker 2 44:04

You know it was, but it is what it says. We said it was eight. It's average, but it is what it says. It's an orange peel. Yes, it's an orange peel and after we were on break, it actually says peel on it. So, when we were describing it, and it was orange peel crush, we were like, well, it says peel, so that's what we got, yeah it is so they weren't false advertising.

Speaker 2 44:23

That's what we got, but this gummies is just. I mean, trust us, go out and get this. It is a delicious beer if you can find it water, especially at 19 ounces.

Speaker 1 44:37

19 ounces, 9.5 of a 16-ounce, oh, shit, but I thought it in Charlotte Dude.

Speaker 2 44:42

I couldn't imagine not driving home with a 19-ounce drink.

Speaker 1 44:52

Don't drink and drive.

Speaker 2 44:54

That tasted this good. I mean you'll probably have two of these down. I don't drink and drive, I'm just saying it's just so good. That's fucking good. Yeah, and it's a weird-sized can, so it's just different. No, yeah, it is good. Yes, anyways, anyways, we're talking about another reason to drink. What's your another reason to drink this week? Hmm, hmm.

Speaker 1 45:18

I'm not. You always do that noise when you don't know. Yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 2 45:21

Yeah, no, no, I was very. I had a very good day at work.

Speaker 1 45:29

So I'm going to leave it at that. Yeah, we'll leave it at that.

Speaker 2 45:32

It took us 20 minutes to get over the conversation so we'll just leave it at that. I want to just say that my another reason to drink was it was work today and I'm going to leave it at that. My another reason to drink is that and Bobby, not do my oil changes.

Speaker 1 45:52

We're doing your oil change from now on.

Speaker 2 45:55

My another reason to drink is actually my buddy's going on vacation this weekend, so I'm by myself and actually I have no one to talk to, so I'm going to be drinking a lot this weekend. So I'm by myself and actually I have no one to talk to, so I'm gonna be drinking a lot this weekend by myself. Well, I should have said that like I'm leaving yeah, you're going on vacation.

Speaker 1 46:11

Yeah, I'm going and like.

Speaker 2 46:13

So I should be happy and I'm by myself, but I don't have no one to hang out with all weekend. Long friday, saturday and Sunday, I'm going to be sitting at a bar. No, he's not Drinking beer. No, he's not. No, I got too many chores to do. He's got a list as long as your arm, I know.

Speaker 1 46:32

But that's my reservation, it's probably longer than Greg's arm. But you know what?

Speaker 2 46:36

That's my list. I say fuck it, I get what I get done. I'm still going to enjoy life. I don't think so. I don't think so either, but I'm going to do that. Got to take care of myself first. Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 46:51

Be selfish.

Speaker 2 46:52

Make sure I eat, make sure you drink, drink all weekend, I'll make sure I drink. Okay, alright, we did everything at the end of the day. At the end of the day, we did everything at the end of the day, and today we did a orange peel crush from oh, I forget the kilters. No, we forget the brewery.

Speaker 1 47:15

Whatever, I don't know it was out of isle.

Speaker 2 47:17

it was out of isle, it was 5.2. And then we did this gummy tropical IPA. It's two. I's Gummy IPA. Yeah, that's because it's a double IPA. Yeah, dude, this is good.

Speaker 1 47:34

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 47:36

And, yeah, delicious. You want another one, don't you? How do I want? All right, end of the day, enjoy the great beers. We had twins and an 8.5, but you got to trust us on the gummies. And if you have like nothing you trust every week, we're going to do a trust beer. Trust us on those gummies. Yeah, now, if they were bad we would say no trust.

Speaker 1 48:02

But this one is delicious, that is good it is and if you don't even like it I can't I know it's weird share it.

Speaker 2 48:12

Share it because we filled two full glasses, yeah yeah, so share it out there. Anyways, any last thoughts, rick, before we end the show don't drink and drive. Be Be safe everybody.

Speaker 1 48:23

God bless.

Speaker 2 48:24

Billy says God bless, god bless. I say be safe. All right, have a great weekend.

Speaker 1 48:59

Thank you.